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OFFICIAL TUF 23 SEASON FINALE: JEDRZEJCZYK VS GADELHA THREAD #6 NEARLY MAIN EVENT EDITION
>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3:00am BST
5 Round Women's Strawweight Title Fight
Joanna Jędrzejczyk(c) (11-0-0) vs. Cláudia Gadelha (13-1-0)
TUF 23 Light Heavyweight Finale
Andrew Sanchez (7-2-0) vs. Khalil Rountree (4-0-0)
TUF 23 Women's Strawweight Finale
Tatiana Suarez def Amanda Cooper via rd 1 Submission(D'Arce choke)
Lightweight
Will Brooks def Ross Pearson via unanimous decision(29-28)
Featherweight
Doo Ho Choi def Thiago Tavares via rd 1 TKO
Lightweight
Joaquim Silva def Andrew Holbrook via rd 1 TKO
>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 8:00pm ET / 5:00pm PT / 1:00am BST
Featherweight
Gray Maynard def Fernando Bruno via unanimous decision(30-27)
Flyweight
Matheus Nicolau def John Moraga via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
Light Heavyweight
Josh Stansbury def Cory Hendricks via majority decision (29-27,29-27,28-28)
Middleweight
Cezar Ferreira def Anthony Smith via unanimous decision(29-28)
>Fight Pass™ Early Prelims 7:00PM ET / 4:00PM PT / 12:00AM BST
Lightweight
Kevin Lee def Jake Matthews via rd 1 TKO(GnP)
Welterweight
Jingliang Li def Anton Zafir via rd 1 TKO(GnP)
Schaub is God
>>69387066
Real fight fans know.
Natty nick diaz
10-8 black guy.
>>69387085
you are such a pathetic loser
>>69387077
Schaub is not god
I'm mexican i have blonde hair and blue eyes and 6"3
>Khalil getting wrestlefucked
>>69387085
every
time
on a scale of 1 to 10
how high is Jon Jones right now?
>its a hugging episode
>>69387077
>/heem/
Lads I'm getting hype af for JJ/Claudia
Miesha Tate
FUCK Schaub
>you got that round 10-8
whoa there partner, slow down
>TDD already exposed
Here's to two more rounds of wrestlefucking
Ugly
Mexican
Southpaw
>>69387099
I'm Mexican, I have golden hair, sapphire eyes and i'm 6'5
are there any black fighters with high level jiu jitsu?
Can't think of many..
Rountree is trash
I can't decide if Anna Kendrick is hot or not
>coach thinks that was a 10-8
KEK
E
K
roundtree gassed
>wrestlefucker
my boner says Claudia
my mind says JJ
>>69387120
I BELIEVE IN THE STASHE
MOVE OF THE NIGHT
>>69387116
wooo when was this?
I'm American and I am not Mexican
>boring average wrestler who wont go anywhere beats exciting new prospect who hasnt tightened up their ground game yet
Every TUF fight for last few years.
>>69387119
lol exactly what i was thinking
>khalil heems sanchez in the third
>sheeeit you cant be winning doing that hugging shit, fuck yall talking bout sheeeeit
>>69387125
is silva black
>>69387085
>insecurity
>you got that round 10-8
I have more MMA knowledge than that bum corner man.
>>69387137
use your brain m8
any news on what Jones got popped for?
>>69387137
11am this morning
>>69387085
below average fighter
>joe rogan had to tell him
hangs out with old men thinks he's young and hip
hes such a faggot
>>69387122
what part of mexico are your from lad?
khalil will win this
>>69387125
Phil Davis, you goof!
There is a difference between wrestlefucking and scared/tired stalling, which is what Sanchez is doing
>>69387116
>you will never hold that towel
What do /sp/?
>>69387125
Jacare casual
rountree is such a fucking pussy god damn dude get up
jesus christ this fight fucking blows
how much longer lads i'm getting sleepy
Those orange tights are certainly lewd.
>>69387170
Sanchez is riding though that's a huge part of wrestling
Khalil deserves to lose because he should never have been in finals in the first place
https://youtu.be/aPl0r4STpkE?t=7m40s
Daily reminder that the trashman thinks Brock Lesnar belongs in the trash
Tatiana Suarez def. Amanda Cooper via submission (D'arce choke) (Round 1, 3:43)
Will Brooks def. Ross Pearson via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)
>Doo Ho Choi def. Thiago Tavares via technical knockout (Round 1, 2:42)
Joaquim Silva def. Andrew Holbrook via technical knockout (Round 1, 0:34)
Undercard (FOX Sports 1 at 8 p.m. ET)
Gray Maynard def. Fernando Bruno via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)
Matheus Nicolau def. John Moraga via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
Josh Stansbury def. Cory Hendricks via majority decision (29-27, 29-27, 28-28)
Cezar Ferreira def. Anthony Smith via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)
Undercard
Kevin Lee def. Jake Matthews via technical knockout (Round 1, 4:06)
>Li Jingliang def. Anton Zafir via knockout (Round 1, 2:46)
REMINDER THAT ASIA IS SAVING MODERN """""MMA"""""
Well here's one way to put me to sleep
>>69387159
Desoxymethyltestosterone
someone post Shaub soul snatcher
>>69387176
cuck him from the grave lad
N-no homo!
lets fix this retarded sport
introduce weapons randomly like some ssbm shit
>>69387176
slide in while she's vulnerable
I'm so bored
anyone else only here to see the Polish ghoul destroy the Jungle monkey?
wrestlers are so fucking bent I swear
>>69387137
From the old thread mt answer.
Claudia seens that will choke, choking in decisions is comom here, only in footballand male volleyball we use to keep calm, the rest choke every time, they get to anxious and do shit
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Any webm maker willing to make webms of the Maynard match?
>telling your fighter he just scored a 10-8 round when there's no way in hell he did
>>69387116
brehs....
>>69387165
California
Post pics. This fight is trash.
>mom shut up
>>69387176
swoop in to give her a penis cry on
>>69387205
bet your life on gadelha
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>69387210
NYPA kiddo
>>69387198
10 seconds maximum spent on the ground against the fence.
Boom, sport is now goat
lol did he just say mom shut up?
>>69387159
Maybe HGH and insulin, who cares it was deffo hard PEDs his physique ain't natty with that lanky nigger frame
The Womens TUF fight was so much better
>>69387205
ofc. You think anyone cares about random TUF fights?
>>69387198
give brock morningstar an Hunt a warhammer
MOM SHUT UP
M U M BTFO
>>69387217
ywn buy her a new pair of jeans
>>69387190
Piss off you kiwi twat. Are you a Filipino living in Australia? My ex had lots of Filipino relatives there. Asians ain't saving squat pal.
>winning by making your opponent tired
I mean, its khalils fault for being shit but I hope somebody heems the fuck out of sanchez some day.
how long until we have a fight to the death sport with maces and the fighters make billions?
LGTSS...
>mom
you know why this fight pisses me off?
Because as soon as the round ends and the next one starts he will take him down and do the same thing all over again
so retarded
Do brazillians care about Jzjzjgjeck telling Claudia to go back to the jungle?
Are they hyped at all for the fight in Brazil or did the country give up on MMA?
kek ddn't hear the MUM SHUT UP
Was too busy reading shitposts here, this fight is a sleeper
American high school wrestling ruined MMA
your faggot culture sucks
what would you do
>>69387245
is this the best wrestling sequence ever done in mma?
SHUT UP MOM
Alright this fight sucks, Im gonna go get some booze before the main.
>this is the impression Sanchez wants to leave
This is how you get fed to someone good
>>69387258
she gets away with it because no one understands what the fuck shes saying
>>69387197
Fucking poor Kal-El, he deserves better than this
>>69387245
>MOM
>NOT SHUTTING THE FUCK UP
>>69387202
I am - don't know what to tell you Mohammad
>>69387085
>>69387097
>>69387110
>>69387149
>>69387162
SCHAUB bless children
>>69387245
the most exciting full fight i can remember of mostly grappling/wrestling is urijah vs yuri
that shit was intense and had very little pure standup
no wonder TUF is dying, these are the best fighters they have now.....
>>69387278
Schaub bless, my brother
>sanchez is saving my picks
thank you jeebus
>>69387263
>wallpaper
>400x400
what year is this?
>>69387248
He'll get his day in court, believe you me.
>All this people that are mad at wrestling
>they can't defend the double
>>69387245
>People unironically dont like watching cruz
>>69387262
I don't know the story behind this but I'm so glad it happened.
>>69387208
Yeah and she's gonna gas too..
I think JJ by decision or TKO in 3rd or 4th I'm hoping she's just gonna beat the shit out of her
But she's gonna gas fast once JJ's jab has landed on her several times maybe she'll even panick
Wait, who said 'mom shut up'?
>>69387274
>>69387248
All wrestlefuckers eventually meet someone who has good takedown defense and beats the shit out of them
>>69387254
so much this
Khalil bringing the memes
>>69387287
Wake up bro
It's 1996
>>69387116
OHHHH MY
>>69387263
anyone have the vid where Claudia says she likes to "make love" when she's not fighting? wew.
>another 5 minutes against the fence
>>69387286
she needs a BIG WHITE DICK
>>69387299
Khalil
>>69387263
Rich Franklin?
>>69387284
this is a pretty good fight
fuck off
>above average wrestler beats good striker with zero (0) ground game
I swear every season of TUF ends exactly the same
it's over
AMERIFAT HUG AND HOLD YES
WE CAN'T FIGHT BUT WE CAN EAT AND SIT ON YOU
>It's a cagehug episode
Do you think Brock will try and pull this stuff against Hunto?
>>69387300
>>69387278
Schaub bless
ffs literally putting me to sleep I was just beginning to get hype for the main event too but once I see a shit fight it just sours me out for a bit
>>69387312
did he really?
>>69387316
learn defense
I got my banh mi lads. Just thought I'd give you the update.
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>69387116
IS THERE ANY FUCKING VIDEO??????
>tfw there probably isn't
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69387316
>good striker
i have seen nothing to show me that he is a good striker
Hmm
Mexican, wall and stall, wall, Trump, wall, Mexican, White-passing: something about a joke in there I think
>Stann shilling the wrestlefucking
"this isn't boring at all!"
Then why did you have to make that statement?
>this isn't boring at all
Rountree is a pussy
I hope he never gets on a card again
fucking rip some elbows jesus do SOMETHING
>it's another wrestlefucking point fight episode
"it isn't boring at all guys...guys?"
>>69387336
Cheers.
My boy Rountree needs to attend The Black Beast School of Destroying Wrestlefaggotry
>this isnt boring at all
even the casters are trying to defend this
Khalil will get grapplefucked by everyone.
His striking is irrelevant. Can't heem people when you're on your back 100% of the time.
>this isn't boring at all
are you trying to convince us? Or yourself?
>>69387327
>"This isn't boring at all"
>>69387345
because people are booing
>>69387327
Stay mad. If you have horrible TDD then you deserve to lose like this.
>im a maserfan of this sport
>this isnt boring at all
lol go fuck yourself you faggot
>>69387262
That looks like a lot of fun.
I understand this is part of the game but they should stand dudes up sooner
who Johnny OD's first?
Maziel or Jones?
>>69387336
k-keep me posted
>>69387315
i take that back
pls forgive
Americans will defend this shit.
Max's wife putting these goofs on blast
>>69387347
That's literally what he's only been trying to do, partially why he's in these positions all the time
>>69387336
love those sandwiches
they're like more ethnic po boys
>>69387336
I love it when the Viets overdo it with the pate.
>>69387336
you're what
>'this isnt boring at all'
>UFC cucks think I will ever give them a single cent
lmfao
Am i the only one who likes wrestlefucking? Fun to see someone get dominated so thoroughly for multiple rounds
Women have to save MMA, again...
>>69387262
he dropped that ""solider"" like a sack of potatos
>>69387310
electrified cage is the only solution
>>69387328
Brock has more finishes than decisions though.
>people forget how easily he mauled Mir on the ground in the rematch
>>69387360
No, learn to defend.
If you can't defend you don't deserve to be in the UFC.
>>69387367
Yes. It's the age of the American wrestler. Get with the times grandpa.
>>69387381
an excellent idea
>>69387286
kek before i scrolled down i thought the point of her picture was her shirt says "gape me"
>>69387367
Jealous learning how to wrestling isn't free in your public school system? have fun with that health care we got guns and wrestling
>>69387369
Hottest gf/wife in the UFC. Too bad her insta is private.
>>69387378
>its a fat american who did wrestling in high school poster
amerifats are the worst thing about everything in the world except for arabs
he should have stood them up already, this guy isn't gonna finish him, he's just wasting time
>Those boos
>thinking you'll get anywhere in the UFC by wrestlefucking
>>69387362
Hendricks hopefully, dumb faggot still can't make weight and eats burgers throughout camp
>"""""""""""""""dominant"""""""""""""
They still on the ground? Went outside middle of round 2. I hate fights like this one.
What a disappointment. Wrestlefucking is a plague on the sport.
>American fighters
>>69387378
wrestlefucking can be entertaining, it isn't at all here.
This is just someone with little experience being exploited on repeat for 15 minutes.
>>69387378
no there are plenty of GSP fans
>>69387388
Who the fuck this bitch think she is, mouthy-ass cunt.
>>69387248
>>69387301
the embarrassing part is roundtree is letting a MW do this to him
>be hulking LHW
>obtain no advantage from it
>>69387336
reminder everything good about the banh mi is FRENCH
dirty viets can't make good food, but they can steal French stuff and call it a "creation".
I wish they'd throw Sanchez in the cage with rumble. I hate guys who don't even attempt to go for a finish. Literally just laid on him and threw rabbit punches the whole fight.
What's this move called?
>the fairy saved my picks
whew
>YFW sanchez is the smaller weaker man and is a natural MW, after this fight he is going back to MW
To bad about that black man strength
It's not just wrestling. Ryan Hall had a shit fight too remember.
the problem is TUF
>>69387403
If you can do it to everyone, it will live you to somewhere, at least top 5, we have plenty of proof.
>>69387403
Eddie Alvarez and Daniel Cormier buddeh
only people who like wrestle fucking is white americans..
Because they can't box for shit.
Fuck these breaks between the fights. Just get done with it.
>white Mexican raising his hands in victory after the fight
>>69387392
Sounds like hell on earth t.b.h
>>69387077
>wrestlefuking
nice sport you have there EMMEMMAYYYY
>>69387393
I like Smolka's freaky little sexgremlin of a wife / fiancee / whatever
https://www.instagram.com/yumi_doll/?hl=en
>>69387425
Preseasoning the pork.
>>69387378
It gets a bit frustrating when the wrestler makes no attempt to finish or even do damage though. I dont mind it when Maia does it or somebody like GSP.
>>69387425
>pigs being cowards
>30-25
my sides
Another human backpack. Just what the ufc needed
>casuals who didn't like this display of wrestlefuck
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH
THE POLISH WITCH
VS
ROXANNE FROM THE GOOFY MOVIE
WHO DO YA GOT?!?!
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10702689
http://www.strawpoll.me/10702689
http://www.strawpoll.me/10702689
30-25
>>69387425
BTFO
>>69387436
>Sanchez
>>69387433
Who is Jon Fitch
GET HYPE JJ/CLAUDIA SOON
>>69387436
How many UFC champions you got lad? Keep in mind I said champions, plural.
>30-25
>Dude wrestling is the superior martial art lmao
>Its not because the rules favour everything about wrestling but negate all the strength of punches and kicks and elbows by not permitting them
>>69387404
shut up
>>69387441
UH AS A FAN OF THIS SPORT
THAT WASN'T BORING AT ALL
THERE'S
THERE'S SO MUCH NUANCE TO IT
>people booing a dominant performance like that
>ib4 Dana sabotages his Harley
>riding a donorcycle
>2 30-25s in a 3 rounder
Roundtree should literally kill himself
>30-25, 30-25, 30-26
Somebody should have trained defending takedowns instead of lifting weights
>>69387440
its fucking awesome actually good food, entertaining news, being america is great
>>69387338
enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UJR0fAvW_A#t=42
Sprawl and brawl is the antidote to wrestlefuck. Didnt we learn this years ago?
Sharp money pouring in on Claudia
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED /BOX/
>>69387436
Yet wrestlers dominate the sport.
It was a good performance but don't expect people to find an experienced grappler shit all over someone who has no experience fun to watch
>little to no cheering
PUNCH
DRUNK
>>69387452
Piss off retard, a poll already exists:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10702076
http://www.strawpoll.me/10702076
http://www.strawpoll.me/10702076
>>69387480
What why
>>69387473
but reddit and /fit/ told me just lift. strength > any technique
>>69387442
NICE
>>69387467
heres your harley kid, get your own tires
fight of the year coming up next
>>69387442
busty
>>69387455
>Sanchez
>Spanish name
>Spaniards are white
What's your point ?
That fight literally drained my hypefor the main event
Pissed me off
>>69387457
He fought for the title
Khalil must punch very very hard if Sanchez was that punch drunk after the fight.
>>69387495
those sick abs
>mfw it goes to decision
>>69387479
If you can't sprawl then can you can't brawl
who /mtl/ here watching on rds?
>>69387476
Thank you based Brazil
>>69387458
who else here /comfy in bed/ watching the fights
I bet they swap wives
>>69387447
Top fucking kek
>>69387258
I think people don't care that much about MMA. Vitor and Anderson managed to get some spotlight, but minor stars, if we can even call Claudia a star here, don't get much attention from the public at all.
People have a fanatical devotion to football, you have no idea. When their team is playing, and they score a goal, they shout from their apartments, neighbors cuss at each other for cheering for different teams, it's like the world is ending.
>>69387479
>sprawl and brawl
That's just wrestling. You have to learn to fucking wrestle to "not wrestle" then. You can't escape wrestling because it's the dominant martial art. Even Wonderboy trains wrestling to avoid takedowns. Every successful fighter can wrestle.
>>69387474
Oh sure, I wouldn't brag about the guns when 5 cops where merced yesterday though, I don't envy you the wrestling either
/heem/'s BOYS
>>69387496
/heem/ told me I can heem anyone who is shorter than me.
BROCK LESNAR IS BACK LADS
MY BOYS
>>69387500
Joanna is gonna choke. Claudia is in her head
>>69387515
>>69387517
how did you two leafs capture the exact same frame?
freaks
>reminder Artem got 2 30-26's for his '''''''''''''performance''''''''''''''' at the last tuf finale
Ryan Hall def Artem Lobov via unanimous decision(30-27,30-26,30-26)
This promo music and the sound of Lesnar's voice combined are weirdly soothing
That's pretty scummy. Entering the LHW Ultimate fighter only to win and then fight at different weights. Wasn't the whole point to find a promising LHW?
can't wait for the ufc to create a trailer for sanchez and add crowd cheers for his TUF win montage
>>69387510
i can't aprove that man
reminder these are 115 pound women
but good luck
>>69387507
And never challenged again even when he deserved it and everyone cheered when he got cut after losing one fight
>>69387504
brits hear the name sanchez and think about vacationing in ibiza or some part of spain
we hear that name and just think of smelly dumb beaner mexican nonwhite scum
>>69387510
way to throw away money
>>69387520
>dominant martial art
wrestling a martial art?
wat?
do amerifats actually believe this?
>blurred shorts
Bork should be headlining 200
>>69387531
that's disgusting.
worth it to bet on lesnar by tko? x3.45
Why were they censoring Randy's crotch? He fight with his dick out or something?
AUSTRALIA'S BRAVE MARK HUNT
>>69387510
thats a terrible cover bet lad
not worth of the risk
this gonna be tactical
im so sick of this brock ad with him talking about how he feels he never truly lost.
Uberreem would have destroyed him even without his shitty colon
>>69387516
>may we join you, Anon?
>>69387543
he's literally white as fuck...
Mexican isn't a race.
>getting wrestlefucked to death
Kill yourself Roundmeme. I'm not joking about this.
>>69387530
man tapping like that when your arm is like THAT
CAN YOU SEE ME NOW
CAN
YOU
SEE
ME
NOW
>>69387547
7/10 bait
reminder dirty monkey girl can't beat pure GHOULFU JYZJZYZJYECK
>>69387473
syndicate is a meme gym but he has lawlor there who's a 205 wrestlefucker himself
>>69387538
This shit happens all the time, Both Diego Sanchez and Kenny Florian competed at middleweight for the show
>>69387548
That's how fast they were going!
>>69387532
Claudia will choke before, it's the brazilian special talent choking
Mark Hunt has metal surgically implanted in his hands or something. Noone has that kind of power. What are polynesians?
>>69387548
To be fair, Randy should've known better than to put a Swastika on his shorts desu.
>>69387565
No! There's no room! You'll steal my blankets!
>>69387542
Don't matter, he fought for the title.
If he had won against GSP he will have been the champion and there is nothing the ufc could have done against him other that paying him little money.
>UFC 200: Tate vs. Nunes
>All the commercials running are for Lesnar Vs. Hunt
>>69387425
CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?
JOANNA TIME
JOANNA TIME
JOANNA TIME
JOANNA TIME
JOANNA TIME
>>69387517
>implying they are not bisexuals and have orgies fourseome between them and their spouses.
>>69387575
>pure
>real actual coalburner
>>69387534
When we're young we ingest the hivemind maple syrup from the Great Tree of Ottawa and it allows us brief telepathy
>>69387572
THAT'S A COORS LITE
IT'S TIME FOR THE GOOD JJ TO SHOW HOW A CHAMPION BEHAVES
>>69387574
what you gunna do hug someone to death or some shit?
>>69387547
http://fightstate.com/kid-in-bathroom-fight-is-a-great-boxer-but-gets-slammed-on-his-head-and-almost-killed/2/
Leaked video of me slamming your non wrestling ass
>>69387505
Same here m8
Lol @ goofs sleeping on Joanna
She's gonna put on a clinic.
>>69387584
bone density my friend
if I had to guess he probably hits 10-20% harder than heavy weights he competes against, and that is all it takes to put someone to sleep consistently
all the fat he has helps too
basically he's a kinetic energy monster
Was there ever a question of whether or not we could see Brock Laser? Hes a pretty big guy, hard to miss.
I dont understand this meme
>>69387584
That little Korean from earlier has the same power/size ratio
>>69387604
>being a tits guy
>>69387532
JJ has the mental fortitude of a puma on the hunt m8, I just hope the crowd cheers for best girl
>>69387577
Manny gamburyan made it to the finals of a lightweight season rofl
>>69387538
its so they can easily make weight on short notice during the show, at least that's what I believe
>>69387552
Remember when Petis was important? Now he's basically done.
>tfw excited for a female fight
wew lads. should i heem myself?
>>69387607
you would literally die of exhaustion DADA 5000 style if you tried to roll with a good wrestler
>>69387615
It's worse because right before it I could feel all the hype building
faggots ruined my shit
Ghostbusters as cunts remake...
IIIIIIIIIITTTTSSSSSSSSSS
TTTIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEE
>[SHOUTING] CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?
What did Bryan Carraway think of this?
>tfw unironically like Dr Pepper
>don't make/sell it here outside of special import shops
>$6 for a 600ml bottle
Fuck everything.
>GET OUT DAH WAY YOU GUN DIE
https://youtu.be/aPl0r4STpkE?t=7m40s
final reminder the trashman is picking Marr Cunt
>>69387538
Literally happened since the first TUF
>>69387584
he's an anomaly. went to school with samoan's and none of them knew how to fight or were strong unless they took roids playing football
>>69387626
Piper got thicc
>>69387618
Do Pacific islanders have higher bone density? Are they some kind of genetic warrior class of humans?
>>69387619
Subtle jab at Cena
>>69387630
this is honestly one of the most interesting fights happening this weekend
This the best picture to come out of the entire Strikeforce promotion.
>>69387612
thats like saying if i punch you in the head and you fall down i'm a karate expert or some shit
>>69387629
I remember... :(
This fight is so much better than Nunes/Tate
>>69387630
Are you gay or something?
>>69387640
i know this pain
>women fighting
Might as well watch toddlers doing karate. Good night /Heem/.
Did Fedor knock out Hunt?
>Canada posting girls, but not food
What's the point? Where's that niggas Auntie?
>>69387602
>>69387116
I'd let her gargle my semen if you catch my drift
>>69387670
see you in a minuet senpai
>THIS IS... A BATTLE....
LOL WWTF
>>69387636
lol when you bleach your eyebrows too to look at white as possible. Could k-pop be anymore brain washed?
let me get this straight amerifats you think wrestling is a martial art?
top kek
Clowja GawDeiyuh
>>69387654
all blacks have higher bone density
hunts power comes from his speed which is much much much faster than HW/LHW
watch how fast he throws his hooks and you'll figure out where the force comes from
>>69387515
>>69387517
plum t-shirt night
CLOW-JAH GAD-AYY-YAAHHH
>>69387667
I was just thinking the same thing, deserved to be on tomorrow.
>>69387665
It's ok that you're insecure because you can't wrestle anon. There are a lot of women like you in the world :)
>>69387675
literally would would would
>>69387678
Why are middle east women such tittymonsters?
>>69387673
Sub I think, Hunt has propably the best chin in all of MMA
DIS GUNNA BE GOOD
>yfw when it's finally happening
>>69387675
mother desu senpai
>>69387680
Looks like Seinfeld's illegitimate son.
this better be spicy or i swear to god i take a plane to las vegas just to permaheheem dana into oblivion
jesus fucking christ
jesus fucking christ
jesus fucking christ
jesus fucking christ what a shitcard
commercials were better than this Ctier crapshow
I want to see Joanna Champion dyke out.
>>69387626
she's actually quite fat anon
>>69387676
Auntie?
>>69387636
>>69387689
I HELD A GROWN MAN DOWN FOR 15 MINUTES
IF THIS WAS PRISON... WELL...
>>69387688
rumble scared this could happen to him.
it's the only way he's going to lose.
>do it
>>69387678
Devi with the huge tits
>>69387689
How is it not dumbass?
>>69387705
The maincard was good until that fucking snoozefest
>>69387640
Woolies has it m8. There is an import section thats about half the width of a normal shelf section. Stuff like Dr Pepper, some orange drink, hershey bars and other foreigner shit.
>>69387629
metropcs two biggest ufc endorsements are
>pettis
>rousey
![11326461_1742190229340599_315978192_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8wgElLR.jpg "11326461 1742190229340599 315978192 n[1]")
>>69387652
>tfw womanlet (thats her name) became a coalburner
:/
>>69387705
>>69387706
>mfw I just dropped acid
>>69387706
Just imagine how disgusting those are going to be in 10-15 years.
roid abs vs. fast punches
>>69387698
good luck going for a take down when i soccer kick you in the head like a good yuropoor knows how to
dumb americans kek
>>69387654
There is actually a family that has crazy super mutant bones.
They have like 5x normal bone density, they can't swim well because of it, and have crazy endurance and basically never broken a bone.
The problem is for surgery and stuff they can't even drill into the bones they are so dense.
With genetic engineering you could give someone those type of bones. If they got into MMA they would basically have illegal weapons every fight.
>People unironically want a wrestlecucking brazillian to be champ over an exciting striker
Like wsw isn't boring enough
SHUDD UHHH
SHUDD UHHH
>>69387689
You stupid fuck its of course an element in MMA
>>69387706
Siri is the definition of hightest
WELCOME TO THE
>>69387718
youkai
shaddup
>>69387706
>tfw remember the Blowjob Bowl
>tfw remember that fat white boi
Woo. Woo
Woowoo.
>are you ready for this spicy banger boys?
$1000 on Joanna.
Thanks for the great odds goofs.
>Just call me Joanna champion
>Brazilians post-USADA
>welcome to the jungle
bantz
CLAUDIA TKO ROUND 4
SCREEN CAP THIS
anyone else wanna rub their dick on claudias washboard abs?
>coming out to welcome to the jungle
its like this monkey can't wait to be sent back there
*cringe*
Oh my fake christ women shouldn't fight
>Welcome to the jungle
i dig it
>>69387735
they only want her to win because they want to fuck her
We came in deep today
https://twitter.com/BrianTcity/status/751636272758681601
>welcome to the jungle
>>69387727
meme-drug desu
awoo
>welcome to the jungle
Kek based hue monkey
>>69387720
how is it?
>>69387749
Gadehla looks like she's choking already
DIS GUN B GUUD
>literally welcome to the jungle
>>69387757
It's cheeky
I like it
>huezillian coming out to welcome to the jungle
i think i'm in love
great sense of humour
Claudia would be cute if she hadn't clearly been taking gallons of testosterone every day for most of her life
>>69387716
>wrestlers are magically incapable of gouging eyes and using weapons
>welcome to the jungle
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69387754
they're fake
just like fake asses or fake titties
>>69387713
That's the one! Whatever happened with that?
>dem freak traps
>>69387689
Shut up dummy
>>69387754
Would it make a xylophone sound?
QUICK
WHO WINS AND HOW
LAST CALL BOYS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10702076/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10702076/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10702076/r
>WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
WELL MEMED
>>69387633
I had to go outside to keep my buzz. That shit was so fucking boring.
this is a fight that needs to be 5 rounds
>>69387786
full natty
>Brazillian
>Welcome to the jungle
POETRY
O
T
T
E
R
Y
>welcome to the jungle
cheeky
>loose-fitting shorts
jesus christ claudia
I AM HYPE
>>69387077
>Joanna will never come for your face and then your head.
Why live?
>girl from the jungle
>walking out to welcome to the jungle
>>69387784
All natty brah
>>69387788
I bet I could play mary had a little lamb on her abs
>>69387764
should be P-City(for porcelain) because it looks like he's chewing a pack of bathroom titles
>>69387789
Joanna tko
>>69387754
>cumming in the cracks
>Jo not coming out to "It's So Easy" to one up the hue
>>69387798
She did it on purpose la
>>69387632
people who never been d0minated be wrestler dont know what it's like
it's the nightmare of getting stuck in the couch cushions when you're like 4-5
>yfw the horsefaced Joanna gets memed
HAHAHAHA OMG JOANNA RAP
bad camera but must have looked nasty the way the ref ran in
>>69387769
What do you think "martial arts" means? Greco-Roman wrestling has been in effect for centuries and it's much older than recent ones like BJJ...but keep on trolling pal.
Claudia would probably piss hotter then Brock if they caught her a couple years ago
too late now
Joanna heems Claudia just before three minutes into the round
Cap this
Gadelha looks like a kid with Down's syndrome being fed to a tiger
>>69387635
did he died?
GADELHA WILL CHOKE AS EVERY FUCKING BRAZILAN FIGHTER NOWDAYS
this entrance is so fucking lame in comparison
>>69387785
Think Canadabro got scurred after she was found on fb or some shit.
damn
UFC is so much less popular in Brazil these days
used to be a good amount of hue flags.
Is there a br counterstrike match or something
Is this sum polska hip hop?
GSP had the best non-english entrance desu.
>>69387789
Claudia via rear naked sex hold
>>69387812
haha nice
>>69387731
>he has to fantasize about winning fights and brag on the Internet because he's never been in one
>>69387762
They could get way cuter girlfriends than roidia if they put some fucking effort in to improving themselves
If I was Polank fighter this would be my walkout song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiSeoX_4nzU
>>69387825
PRAISE KEK
>>69387766
confirmed square
Joanna is gonna murder Claudia
God RIP Claudia
>>69387830
foreign rap is such shit
wtf is this song jj-sama
Is Vasilievsky a polish or russian last name?
>>69387829
you will have a Brazilian champion tomorrow
but not today.
Claudia is my girl
>>69387825
hmm makes you think huh
>>69387784
>fake abs ironically exist
>>69387835
Hues are saving up for Silva
>>69387855
2 new Brazilian champions
>>69387823
lol dumb villagers rolling around to show off who is the strongest
is not a martial art
where's poland
>>69387847
>witcher shit
Shit taste
>>69387861
Dude looks like a ninja turtle or something
>2 vowels in 11 letter surname
wewlad
>>69387854
russian for Son of Vassily
is joanna muslim?
>>69387835
All quarantined in customs with ZIKA
>>69387876
tsss
>>69387866
2/10
>>69387861
>>69387700
arab men knew what was up, they only slept with the best
>>69387845
>he thinks going to the ground in a street fight is a good idea
>>69387867
1st destination on Nazi satnav
Demetrious Johnson - 5'3
Claudia Gadelha - 5'4
Joanna Jędrzejczyk - 5'6
Claudia will win because 115 pounds is for midgets, joanna is a 125er
>>69387855
I hope
>>69387879
I thought "ovich" was son of
>>69387861
hahahahaha dat fucking eight-pack ahahahah
wh7y even do that, it literally makes you look like a sideshow freak
>>69387604
She need's a BBC in her life
>>69387847
Jan Blachowicz walked out to Witcher music recently
http://www.strawpoll.me/10702076
http://www.strawpoll.me/10702076
http://www.strawpoll.me/10702076
>>69387875
>being a contrarian cunt
I'm glad your economy is in the shitter
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD
WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT SPERG LOSER WHEN WE NEED HIM
>>69387883
probably roman catholic
Will the black shorts curse strike again?
Let's wait and see.
make a new bread
make a new bread
make a new bread
>hear something weird outside
>go look
>bobcat eating family of raccoons that has been annoying the fuck out of me
>eating them alive slowly
god bless you, sadistic bobcat
>>69387861
looks so uncomfortable
i would hate to have that
>>69387905
You must've mishead "obich".
As in "son of obich"
lol! :)
>>69387913
wow too far mate
stann is being such a fuccboi
>SHES TURNED DOWN TV SHOWS
>MOVIE ROLES
gtfo of here, it was probably some low rent polish shit
cLAUDIA LOOKING flowy
>>69387901
>joanna is a 125er
She's actually a bantamweight. She cuts 20 lbs. Competed at 135 in Muay Thai.
Are all the aussie bros here posting from work?
>they could have had jojo/claudia and dos anjos/alvarez at 200 and the loss of Jones wouldn't have made as much an impact
>>69387917
didn't think you would be actually watching the fights downie
here's a (You)
WHO GON BAKE NEW BREAD?
>>69387923
amazing
>JO-YANNA YUNG JAY CZECH
>>69387923
Nice, now thete will be a rabies infested bobcat stalking your backyard
>>69387950
im a neet living on government handouts
i like anime
Is Joanna technically a slav?
Fucking good
Ronda that mouthy cunt
cant stand arrogant champs
OH SHIT
>>69387998
1000% slav, she is polish desu
>>69387998
>technically
She IS a slav.
>>69387762
That's not true. I want her to win because I think Karolina could beat her easier and she's my fightfu
>no huehue champs in UFC
topkek
JOANNA GETTING EXPOSED!!!
THIS IS HOLMES VS ROUSEY ALL OVER AGAIN
HOLY FUCK SHE HEEM
Joannas hands are disgusting
>>69387635
>>69387828
He's fine. He was out cold and managed to get to his feet and give props to his opponent
Claudia 3-0
>>69388399
are you blind?
>>69388679
>>69388399
3-2 Champy
>>69388026
lol
