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GWS v Collingwood at SPO at 1:40pm AEST
Gold Coast v Brisbane at MS at 4:35pm AEST
Western Bulldogs v Richmond at ES at 7:25pm AEST
Melbourne v Fremantle at TIO at 7:10pm ACST
who /top1/ here?
What's for lunch lads?
Port Memelaide est. 1997
>>69384784
cheeky 24 nuggs
>>69384784
Just had some chicken >fries from HJ's
>1 poster
>7 posts
kek, nice "poopoopeepee" you have here
who /dabloos/ here?
who /dapoos/ here?
Giants
Suns
Dogs
Dees
t b h pretty simple imho
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Is there a new equivalent of AFLdude?
>worst cuckstralia
Kek
When will this Thursday game meme end?
>>69386080
still going the dees, tho they're unpredictable at that meme ground
>>69384784
Subway
FUCK MOTLOP
Dead thread, dead sport.
>>69384239
Why are these people so inbreed and fugly looking? Does Australia do inbreeding for real?
>>69387145
British """"people"""" never cared and the future generations suffer for it
>mfw Gazza gets one for da Coast
>>69386159
cognoms popped up in his place for a while but he said something about traffic coming through a VPN was somehow monitored which is how afldude got flagged on vaughnlive.
>le don't give cloke frees
fuckign umps
>That qt ump earlier
>mfw someone says Gazza Jnr is better than Gazza Snr
who big cox here?
>>69387597
Her name is Rose. On the far left
Rose, Chelsea, Sally or Eleni. Choose one
>>69387708
Rose is best girl.
More like Pokemon Gay, amirite?
>>69387708
Chelsea or Sally, can't pick between then.
Also, loving this Pies comeback at the Giant's home.
P I E S
I
E
S
literally dead: the "poopoopeepee"
>>69388516
I'm the only person that's keeping /afl/ alive.
>8 posts
>32 posters
kek, nice "poomunity" you've got here
>33 replies
>1 unique IP
LMAO
You are literally the definition of autistic
Why the fuck are pub schnitzels so expensive these days? $20 for what's basically a big tendie that you drop in the fryer? I'm ropeable.
So like how does this shit work?
Aside from kicking the ball through the posts
>>69388872
Its just like basketball with tackling, and if you catch a kick you can stop and have a free kick if you want
SPARKIMIS PRIME!!!
>it's another clueless nerd housemate tries to improve the wi-fi settings, completely fails, makes the router stop working and refuses to admit his mistakes and complete lack of technological knowledge episode.
>>69389078
WE ARE THE BARBAEUBOT!!!!!
>slippy
Just made $22. Cheers based pies.
GOATingwood on late finals run watch
>tfw I put 50 on collingwood when the odds were 7.00
>>69388607
>>69388516
>>69385573
"poomunity" guy on autist team watch
how do u score
and can you hit ppl
reminder that the same autist makes these threads every time and he has NEVER held hands with a female
>>69389417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMZYZcoAcU0
>>69389440
I am an autist and have never held hands with a woman but the other guy makes his threads that have a picture of a stadium. I make mine with players.
>>69389395
not a chance, bikecunt is a lock.
how tall are these dudes
>>69389588
It varies. Probably between 6'1-6'3 is the avg
>>69389588
they're all manlets m8
>>69389588
as you are wide fat cunt
>>69389641
it's saturday in australia and new york, but it's still friday in california
my head hurts
>>69389529
bikecunt is already in are you >new?
>>69389588
>>69389417
>>69388872
P L E A S E
>>69389588
180 - 200 generally
>>69389703
WATCH
>>69389588
ASK MORE QUESTIONS
YOU ARE TRULY THE BELLE OF THE BALL
>>69389529
>he doesn't know that there's no team promotion during split rounds
I'm not new cunt, trying reading Team Autist's posts once in a while.
>>69389771
meant for
>>69389677
>>69389771
i thought he took all three weeks into consideration for a single promotion my bad
>cuckland
"kek"
what an absolute shitfest
ded thread
ded sport
>>69389850
fuck off
>>69386492
>Geelel this weekend
>>69389901
>scoreless game
kek
>>69389969
>"Prematch"
lad
>>69389982
OOPSIE!! xD
>>69386492
Hand passing off from that position
>tfw crows /top3/ at the end of the round
based Collingpood
Remember last time Gold Coast faced Brisbane?
who /top7/ here?
worst cuckstralia need NOT apply
>>69390076
that's like a car accident, lucky to be alive really
>>69390076
looks like brisbane were the ones who got FACED haha xD
>>69390066
Easy there lad, >we shouldn't get ahead of >ourselves now
i want to punch this little faggots face in
>>69390142
im mates with someone that used to play footy with him, fuck they talk him up alot
Who /0/3/ here?
>>69390057
That makes it even worse
>Geelong lost by three points
Even worse, trade him to Richmond already
Who /comfy/ here?
>>69390210
>cold outside
>rugged up watching the footy
>slightly drunk
>got a brisket in the smoker slowly cooking for dinner
here
my dick smells
>>69390225
>2am
>Just woke up
>coffee brewing
>Smell of fresh rain outside
>all around quiet
Feels good
>>69390258
>have tinnitus for nearly 16 years now
>every time i wake up in cozy bed my ear rings
>>69390247
lekker toch
>>69390315
>16 years
jfc... I started noticing the ringing a couple years back. Mine's not terrible though, cant imagine a decade and a half of this shit though. Sorry m8
Has bikecunt posted again?
>>69390315
Did you listen to a lot of loud music? Or was it just genetic?
>>69389940
Reddit's better than this site. I only come here looking for streams
>>69387608
Only people under 40 years old say that
>Stream in 480p
>No russian betting ads imposed over the stream
Today is a good day
>>69390368
nah I haven't seen him at all
Just brewed some tea and put on a brand new pair of socks
>>69390444
link?
>>69390511
http://ifirstrowus.eu/watch/448028/1/watch-gold-coast-suns-vs-brisbane-lions.html
Why are the 50 metre boundaries written in arabic?
>>69390531
Multikulturalismus Round lad
>>69390210
this bad boy is going to hit in a couple of hours, should be good except I'm going out.
>>69390573
Is it coming directly over Adelaide or is it just going over the Mid-North?
>>69390573
>Iron Knob
>>69390590
It's a very unremarkable place lad
hailing here lads
>>69390584
head-on it looks like
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR642.loop.shtml
>>69390573
Enjoy the rain m8. Been dealing with sever storms the last couple days... slight drizzle overnight was nice for a change
>>69390601
Nice, looks like I'll be comfy tonight.
>>69390210
Booked in with an escort for tonight so nervous af desu
But hope to be sufficiently /comfy/ in a few hours
>>69390801
she coming in to watch the game lad?
>>69390801
Are escorts legal out in aussieland? Or is the legality why your'e nervous?
these teams don't even belong in a fucking state league
>>69390806
Yeah might squeeze a quarter in
>>69390848
Just nervous by nature
It's legal as far as I know
I think outcalls are illegal in my state but it's never prosecuted
>>69390917
gotcha mate
also inb4 suns implode
Brisbane comeback is on Tbh
What's for dinner, lads?
>>69390892
I almost prefer this sort of scrappy footy to the top 4 elite level, at least you can see some brawls and decent comebacks
>>69391002
smoked brisket, roast potatoes/veg, salad
>>69390076
Proof that GAJ is a dirty cunt
Why is every media-anointed 'good bloke' a shit cunt?
>>69391002
snags
>>69391002
Dunno yet, about to snack on some Afghan bread I got from costco
>>69391002
bout to have a couple slices of toast and some grapefruit desu. Breakfast time here.
>whats for dinner lads?
guaranteed (You)s
>Girlfriend (male) is a Suns supporter
I'm getting lucky tonight fellas!
>>69391050
A BIG STRONG breakfast for a BIG STRONG American
>>69391050
>Breakfast time here
No it isn't, are you a proxy? Are you not really a BSA acknowledging our existence?
>>69391065
>>Girlfriend (male) is a Suns supporter
What did he mean by this?
/nrlel/ is the deadest poomunity I have ever seen
>>69391079
if you think that's a big strong breakfast you should see what some other americans have for breakfast
>>69391081
It's 4am here. I'm usually up at 5am and breakfast at 5:45-6am. I woke up early today to watch footy though.
>>69390917
try to take a sneaky photo of her and post it here mate
>>69391110
>empty stadiums
>empty threads
Where's that Turkroach scuttled off to? I need someone to point and laugh at when Freegods btfo Poomons
>>69391291
what did he mean by this?
When will the Lions fold, or what team will merge with them to keep them alive for another few years?
rly makes u think
>>69391399
I was wondering when the based squiggle would turn up here
>>69391380
Hawks
>>69391416
If I recall correctly you've already secured a spot on this year's team, no need to keep pushing this tired meme m8
>>69391380
They don't deserve another chance, the QLD AFL meme is a failure, just move the team to Tassie
>>69391490
>meme failure
>they equalled hawthorns 3peat effort
anyone got the link to the Redit VIP stream or whatever it's called?
>>69391529
They did it without PEDs too
>>69391573
or cocaine or meth or cost of living allowance or fixturing advantage
>>69391614
or free agency
streams still arent up fucking aboland bullshit
WHERE'S THE FUCKING DEES FREO STREAM FFS
>>69391573
>>69391614
>>69391623
sounds like the lions didnt deserve it lads
hawks well earnt desu
I don't think the streams going to happen
>>69391380
Send them to fucking Darwin
>>69391291
I had scuttled to /pol/ but, you found me.
>>69391712
Fuck me, I don't want to use a radio stream either.
>>69391712
>>69391745
Are you retarded
http://firstrowau.eu/watch/448029/1/watch-western-bulldogs-vs-richmond-tigers.html
>>69391788
For Demons v Freo
http://firstrowau.eu/watch/448030/1/watch-melbourne-vs-fremantle.html
>>69391802
It's still not up.
I'm not finding a stream that's up either lads
fucking doggies umpball
>>69391883
>>69391824
>>69391802
>>69391788
>>69391712
>>69391628
>>69391556
This might be the best you're gonna get
http://www.flashscore.com.au/
>>69391883
>>69391824
Why the fuck do you want to watch shitmantle and smellbourne while the dogs and tiges are playing
>>69391942
I was going to watch both.
Hoping for a doggies upset
Fuck this lads, It's gonna be an easy win for the Demons anyway.
I'm gonna go out and get a CPU cooler
>>69391971
Richmond was always going to win, the worstern bulldogs are a meme
Tiges can clinch this
Reckon Jack Reiwoldt will ever surpass his brother?
things are escalating very nicely
>>69391974
you can go outside in turkey?
>>69391995
nick is his cousin you tard
LLOYD YOU BEWTAY
>>69391993
it would be nice to see both Melbourne and Western shit the bed. It'll feed into my delusion that poort can make it into the top 8 and give the swans a little more breathing room
>>69392022
Well, I feel a bit suicidal
>5, 4, 3, 2, 1
>bulldogs *clap* *clap* bulldogs *clap* *clap*
>freo
>actively tanking
shameful desu senpaitachi
>>69392084
nah senpai >we are just that terrible
HEAVE HO UNNA
So does Bruce "Thick and Veiny" McAvaney go off to Rio for the month? And is that raw-dogger worried at all about dirtying up his blood with some toxic strange?
Can the Tigers PLEASE lead at 3Q time
this triggers the /pol/
>all those boongs
looks pretty comfy tbd fampai
one of the links on vip is working now
>the western cuckdogs
Has the Premiership Window shut for the Dockers?
How much does it cost to get your teeth whitened
>>69392408
http://www.vipleague.co/aussie-rules/386392/1/melbourne-demons-vs-fremantle-dockers-live-stream-online.html
>>69392476
CHEERS LAD
>>69392474
heaps
>>69392474
A fuck load if you want it done professionally by a dentist. There's a few "whitening Strip" shit products in supermarkerts and chemist that aren't worth it.
>>69392511
What do you mean done it professionally? What chemicals does a dentist have that the average person can't get?
What's with all these positive ads trying to be inclusive and promote Indigneous people? How will I feel superior without a permanent underclass?
>>69392474
Someone I know got it done for around 400 but honestly just brush your teeth religiously every morning and night and just don't drink wine and coffee, you will see a difference within a couple months, maybe even less
>>69392543
Gee let's see
>6+ years of university training
>thousands of dollars of specialist equipment
>years of experience
I mean, what special equipment for professional footballers have that I don't have?
>>69392543
>"Over-the-counter products, such as Crest Whitestrips, work fine, but they are cumbersome to use and usually only whiten the front 6 teeth — so if your back teeth are capped, it is a good alternative. As for whitening toothpastes and rinses, they do not do very much, and any toothpaste option will do essentially the same thing.
>"Whitening done at the dentist’s office is much more controlled, is easier to use, and produces better results. In our office, we generally use the tray system since it gives the most flexibility to our patients and is easy to touch up every few months to maintain that sparkle. Beware of whitening done with a light. The light is more of a marketing ploy and has never been proven to add much to the whitening process."
>>69392543
>What chemicals does a dentist have that the average person can't get?
Is this a legitimate question, fuckin hell you are thick lad.
>>69392565
>>69392570
>>69392577
You literally buy or synthesize hydrogen peroxide and then swirl it in your mouth. Dentists aren't magicians just because >MUH UNIVERSITY EDUCATION.
God this place is filled with retards
>>69392610
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4163818/
You should have a read of the chemicals they use here then drink bleach. I heard that works wonders.
>>69392610
Tell me how to synthesize the specialist equipment you mongoloid
>>69392610
>you literally just pick up the ball and then kick a goal. Footballers aren't magicians jsut because >MUH TRAINING FIVE DAYS A WEEK
God this place is filled with retards.
>>69392543
>>69392610
>You literally buy or synthesize hydrogen peroxide and then swirl it in your mouth.
Do you pick that up with your soylent and eBay vitamins Bikecunt?
>Teethcunt
>>69392647
ebay.com.au
>>69392684
DING DING DING WE GOT A BIKECUNT
Freo c-c-comback?
>Bikecunt has an irrational hatred/fear of dentists
Why didn't this man expose himself for the meme that he is years ago? We could have used this.
>>69392681
>Every /afl/ thread turns into autistic faggotry
ffs
>mfw I flash the whores my pearly whites I got without using Dentistcucks
>mfw the whores get to hear my sick playing card exhaust as I pull away popping a wheelie
>pic related my face and pearly whites
>>69391227
Considered getting a photo of her and a piece of paper with /afl/ on it for verification, then I realised how fucking pathetic that would be
>>69392738
Fantasizing about it then pussying out in infinitely more pathetic
Dog umpire
>>69392714
where do you think you are?
Nomming triggered anti-dentist cunt
>>69392717
go away fantano
>>69392476
did the stream just fucking die?
>going into a building labelled as 'orthodontic clinic' and sitting on a chair where I am attended by a man who owns a piece of paper that labels him a 'dentist' will magically make my teeth white without the dentist using chemicals that are easily attainable by the average person
Please inform me as to what exactly a dentist does to make your teeth white that you can't do yourself. Oh that's right, you can't. Because you have the intelligent of a gnat who is incapable of wiping their own ass.
I swear to god if Richmond doesn't win this im going to lose my shit
>Come back home
>Still alive
>Dees are winning big
but
>Still no stream
>>69392714
Wonder what's the reason
>>69392781
see
>>69392631
>The reading comprehension of Bikecunt
>>69392777
yep
>Please inform me as to what exactly a dentist does to make your teeth white that you can't do yourself
Literally perform the procedure better, control bacteria and risk of bacterial infection. Better coverage of ALL teeth just to name a few. (You) got me though Bikecunt I'll give you that.
>jumped up to celebrate that goal and spilt wine everywhere
>>69392781
3/10, dial it back just a little bit and you'll have Bikecunt posting down.
>>69392830
I don't know why I found that so funny
>>69392830
moms gonna know you had a party now lmfao
Stringer and redpath look fucking identical
What happens if its a draw? Bonus round?
>>69392900
penalty shootout, each team gets 5 goes at shooting from 45m out directly in front.
>>69392900
Gonna go to sudden death
>>69391291
Here is a bonus (You) for thinking that Dees would lose
>>69392858
>seppo spelling
>>>/out/
>bitchmond
Is there anything Ballantyne can't do?
Fuck Stringer ;_;
>chokemond
T H E
P A C K A G E
Pavlich and Taberner been spoiling each other all night.
Someone have Pavlich shot please.
Richo isn't even trying to hide his disappointment lmao
Well I have no faith in poort winning next week. Maybe Sydney will beat Hawthorn though. Have a goodnight m8s, I look forward to next week, see you all then.
>do fuck all most of the game
>get three lazy goals from the hard work of others
T H E
P A C K A G E
>>69393625
almost as bad as Charlie "JUNK TIME" Dixon
>>69392793
glad to hear lad
>>69393678
>game winning goals
>equivalent to junk time goals
Goodnight lads
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
Last for Dustbased MartGOAT
objectively last post
>>69397612
>(You)
L A S T
f o r
H A W K S
>>69398250
>(You)
True last for Crows.
>>69398310
please just let me have this
>>69398368
>>69398387
>(You)
>(You)
You will not win this
L A S T F O R C R O W S
A
S
T
F
O
R
C
R
O
W
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h a w k s (last)
Complete, final, utterly last post for fuck hawthorn.
>>69398498
>>69398548
Lads plz
>(You)
>(You)
Crows
lads
>>69398786
plz
Last
for
Crows
.
last for bikecunt
Just let me have this cunts.
CROWS
LAST POST
fin.
Fyfe for Brownlow 2017
This'll be it lads.
Crows.
LAST
ᶠᵒʳ ʰᵃʷᵏˢ
Last for ban all sports betting.
Last for Pav- a true great of the game
Whoever gets the last post in this thread will die in their sleep.
>>69399729
Here's hoping
Crows tbqh lads
>Autistic crowposter thinking he can compete with me
Last for Demons
>>69399801
Crows might win the flag
>>69392951
Thanks Osama. I needed that.
actual last post
>ten thousand and two hundred and seventy posts
>three posters.
kek
KEK
K E K
nice """"poomunity"""" you have here
Night lads
don't let the bedbugs bite
>>69400366
>>69400239
Sleep tite.
Also, last for dees.
/crows/ tßh
>tfw not getting stoned to death
>>69400636
Generic arab regime jokes don't work m8, you need to work in stuff like "getting shot" and "being bombed" more instead.
/dees/
eugh, that's just disgusting! Why does it even exist?
/crows/ tßh
