How do you spot a casual in your sport /sp/?
They need to ask what the score is
stars and stripes
>"Warriors are unbeatable now"
>who's playing in red?
>what happens if they draw?
act dumb and ask them about a player like stats, tendencies etc
also where theyre from n the team they support
last tip: id ther female 90% are casual
>>69373831
best post.
Surest sign of a casual is someone who quotes statistics like crazy but has little understanding of the fundamentals or "feel" of the game.
In the age of the internet its too easy to pull stats so you can pretend you know what you're talking about, without actually knowing it.
>>69373667
they wear brooklyn dodgers shit but dont know where ebbits field is
>What is offside, anon?
>>69373831
>tfw i know a really qt girl that likes football, she went to switzerland just to see the europa league final
>tfw we're related
>Tom Brady isn't the GOAT
>Curry is the best player in the world
What do the tire colours mean?
>>69373667
they don't support the side where they are from and/or have no connection with the area
they say they support Arsenal/Man United/Chelsea/Arsenal/Liverpool
>>69374065
>Brady is the GOAT
Ftfy
>>69374072
said Arsenal twice instead of City, ignore retardation
>>69374082
Ninersfag pls go
>>69374114
1. Fuck you
2. I'm a Broncos fan inb4 bandwagon
Brady isnt the goat. Montana is indisputably the GOAT.
>>69374236
Otto Graham is.
>>69374236
>I'm a Broncos fan
Opinion entirely discarded then, I don't understand how a fanbase of a team that beat the Pats twice can have anywhere near as much irrational hatred as you guys, I see that literally fucking everywhere from the internet to Broncuck bandwagoners irl
American flag.
>>69373667
The ones that try to justify a handball within the box as unintentional, the ones that don't know the offside rule, the ones that call for cards every time someone falls etc.
>>69374013
Keep it in your genes or keep it in your jeans.
how to get laid:
>be in a gender-mixed group
>sport event
>ask: who's the team in red
you're now a normie chad who's too cool for school and doesn't invest himself into anything
bonus points if you say it like you have too much spit in your mouth and if you're wearing a snapback
>Who's winning?
Having absolutely no knowledge of the history of the sport
>pre Superbowl era doesn't count
>"my favorite player is Jack Wilshere"
>>69374358
>Ask who is in red
>Other males in disbelief
>Get roasted by all the Chads and a few grils
>Cry like the beta you are
He is a citizen of the Unites States of America
>>69374358
>who's the team in red?
>there's actually blue team playing against white team
Good advice DUMB ASS
>>69373667
They're fans of the seahawks or the 49ers. Whichever is better that year.
only watches euro/world cup
>>69374779
So I'm a casual because I'm a niners fan?
>>69373667
They rate Zidane
50 stars in a flag.
>>69375213
Shods fired :DDDDDD
>>69373879
>ebbits
>i
>>69373696
/thread
>>69374273
alls i'm gonna say is that the AFC championship this past year was delicious. I loved seeing the cheatriots (especially mr. brady) get reamed over and over again. it was all i ever wanted in a football game.
(i'm a packers fan btw)
How to spot a casual
>Support Man United or Liverpool
How to spot a paki
>Name
>Ronaldo is the GOAT
Their "favorite" teams are all current favorites to win their league regardless of location
>"Durant did the same thing Lebron did 6 years ago"
The amount of radio hosts that have been spewing this is unbelievable.
>>69374464
It doesn't.
>>69376389
just curious (not a huge nba fan)- why aren't the two similar? didn't lebron coordinate a bunch of dudes moving to miami or some shit? I guess it's different in that he didn't join an already stacked team but didn't lebron technically move to a team that was soon-to-be stacked?
>Ive watched every Barca Madrid games, let me tell you about La Liga
