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Kimi to stay at Ferrari for next year
British GP fp2 mite be wet (in 2 bongs 20 bings)
MadamX
#th for gimi
>>69363974
2nd for another cheeky Foreskindia podium
>>69363998
What's India's public opinion on Force India and Vijay?
>>69364002
poo
posting based santiago fettuccini for the new thread to enjoy
>>69364064
His face angers me
Which F1 driver do you most look like?
>>69364064
I miss Saved By The Bell
>>69364064
what the fuck are those jeans
>>69364095
Grosjean
>white
>long nose
>Germano-Frankic look
>big mouth
>>69364064
someone go post this guy on /fa/ to see how they react lol
H-Hülkenberg will get on the podium this time r-right?
>>69364176
and back to normal for Manor it seems
>>69364176
Why does Hulk sound like he's trying not to cry every time he's on radio?
>>69364202
Why does Jenson sound like he's drowning every time he's on radio?
>>69364176
>le clerc
>>69364064
It's funny because he actually had less room in the Haas than he had in that locker the jocks stuffed him in when he was a freshman.
And when he was a sophomore.
And a junior.
And a senior.
And then when he graduated.
>>69364226
>le cûck
>>69364176
>>69364176
Yeah... not gonna happen
Also, will Ghastly choke again? Will he be dropped by Helmut? Will he be replaced by Kvyatt?
so which team is going to create the dominating car next season?
>>69363974
Nice, he's still got a chance to win a race.
>>69364266
mclaren.
:^)
>yfw based santiago replaces Esteban Gutierrez at Haas for 2017
>>69364266
You know the answer in your heart.
Who stands out the most?
>>69364308
max his glowing dicknose or hamilton looking like they forgot the lighting on him
>>69364256
Of course Gasly will choke. What kind of question is that?
If it rains he WILL spin out and if it's dry he will just get outperformed by Giovanazzi or some russian
>Matsushita allowed to race again
>mfw
I think I genuinely enjoy GP2 more than F1 for all its memetics
>>69364266
Red Bull to 2020. Ricky, Max, Ricky, then both drivers leave becuase the Helmut wills it, and win WMC but not WDC which goes to Bottas in a Williams-Honda.
>>69364308
>tfw you're taller than literally every single one of them
they look so big on the tv
>>69364340
Are there any decent Finnish lads in lower formulas coming through?
>>69364308
Fucking Wehrlein with his head shaped like a Lego-block.
>>69364308
the gay one
>>69364308
>Massa is shorter than a Southeast Asian
how do you even pull that off? Also didn't realize the Red Bull drivers were normie height.
>>69364308
Kimi looks like he's been binge drinking a week and just woke up from someone's backyard.
>>69364377
Isn't that your national pastime?
>>69364308
nice hair on Alonso
>>69364308
Jenson because of his god-like looks.
>>69364388
Yeah but he shouldn't be doing it, he's a sportsman...
>>69364308
>sorted alphabetically and not by height
fucking reddit
>>69364364
'no'
Niko Kari is in the Red Bull junior program but he is getting BTFO by pretty much all of his teammates and generally just not racing that amazingly. Granted it's only his second season of racing ever, but still he isn't exactly impressing anybody
I'll give him another year of Formula 3 if he can keep his seat but it doesn't look too promising.
>>69364308
What's wrong with Wehrmilton's hair?
>>69364304
is this mark zuckerberg's wife's son?
>>69364308
>>69364308
>le hulk is simply too tall for f1 t-t-thats w-why he never got a drive with the big teams!!! Its his height!
>2009 World Champion Jenson Button is 2 (two) centimeters shorter than Hulkenberg
>le tulip senna goldenchild youngest ever race winner BIG DICK MAX is 4 (four) centimeters shorter than Hulkenberg
Hulkenberg heightism discrimination is the worst meme in F1
I think Hulkenberg being an actual top driver, or even a good driver is becoming something of a meme, especially now that he is ALWAYS getting BTFO by McLaren reject Sergio Perez.
>>69364472
desu, Jenson lucked the fuck out in 2009
>>69364494
Yes, after which he was signed by a top team and continued to win races and was relatively closely matched to Hamilton (whos like 8 cm shorter). Point being is that there's never been discussion about Button being too tall for F1, in fact it's never even been brought up, yet it's somehow a hugely valid excuse when it comes to Hulkenberg who is TWO cm taller than Button. I know F1 is a very exact thing but 2 cm isn't going to make a difference.
>>69364095
paler version of Perez
>>69364472
>>69364472
Their first year together in Farce India I could buy the Hulk Meme.
But now, even as a meme, Hulk is past his prime. He should move to LeMons or FE. He was exposed by a driver that lucks into podiums.
>>69364308
uglier version of hülkenberg probably
>>69364538
>2 cm isn't going to make a difference.
say that to my face
>>69364587
Hulkenberg is 28 lmao, that's like the general peak of career age for top F1 drivers
I think Hulkenberg has gotten worse though so I agree and Perez has gotten considerably better and doesn't drive like a pure autist anymore
>>69364650
I'll say it to your short dick you retarded faggot
>>69364538
Hulk is stockier than Jenson and you know it.
The height is a minor factor, but the real reason is he's not a very attractive driver to the sponsors so the teams over play it and put the blame on car limits/regs.
>>69364308
hulkenberg
>tfw you're the same height as hamilshit
>>69364308
kek gimi is JUST
>>69364780
Best all around height, gets the best efficiency out of your heart.
>>69364002
Indian public gives very few fucks about Force India (barely any coverage of the podiums, for instance), and thinks Vijay Mallya is a crook who's stolen the public's money and pissed it all away.
Thankfully, there seem to be no indications of the loan scandal affecting the F1 team (as a business) directly.
Why is there no broadcast on in the states for this
>>69364806
I agree, just problem is it's same height as hamilshit
>tfw italian genes
>>69364815
>>69364815
On the other hand. Some people here are hyping Perez like a future WDC.
Quite annoying
>>69364806
Is this actually true or just a justification for being short?
>tfw that is my exact height
Is /f1/ actually manlet-general?
>>69364925
The taller you are, the hardest your heart needs to strain to get blood everywhere at an adequate pressure.
I have no idea what's the real sweet spot height though. It most probably varies depending on a myriad of factors.
Manlets do on average live longer though.
>>69364689
>explaining the joke
>current year
>>69364977
good, at least the dutchfags will all die soon
>>69364925
>160cm
Should have started karting not footie when younger
>>69364925
6'6 198cm faggit
>>69365184
are you me, britbro?
also, anyone got a FP2 stream?
>>69365223
fucking hell it starts in 50 bings from now, I'm a real Dorftrottel
>>69364815
Force India won't be affected by Mallya's shit as his businesses are quite healthy, infact none of this shit would have happened if he had decided to sell his airlines and cut his losses.
But since Sahara owns 42% of it there might be a little snag.
>>69364308
>exact same height if not a little taller than nico hulkenberg
6'5 truly is the king of the manlets
>>69365223
probably the same stream as fp1 i'd assume
Alright lads the forecasted values for Silverstone (22 is DNF).
1. Gimi
2. Hamilel
3. Amd
4. Fourthberg
5. ???
6. Tricky Ricky
7. Butt ass
Please understand that this is 100% fact now
Lads I missed FP1. Anything happen?
>at Silverstone today
>F1 cars sound a bit meh
>gp2 actually sounds decent
It's the lunch break and I'm bored, someone want to defend this?
>>69364308
Verstappen looks like someone mirrored half of his face in mspaint.
>>69365827
HAM
ROS
HULK
VET
Totto Wolff did damage control on the totally not """team orders""" that they've implemented.
they talked about benching hamilton for the rest of the season if what happened in spain or austria happens again
>>69365553
Gimi will never win a race again
>>69365856
The energy that would be wasted as sound isn't wasted, hence we lost half the displacement but have cars that are slightly faster then the V8s. Turbos are more efficient, and GP2 doesn't have turbo so they make more sound.
We really just need dose pipes.
>>69365973
Benching Hamilton? But don't they have a moral obligation to let him win?
>>69365973
>benching Hamilton
>FIA, along with everyone and their mother knows Rosberg was at fault in both incidents
Keep at it 'Strayan.
>>69366040
Being at fault doesn't mean that he did anything wrong.
>>69366103
Well Hamilkek dindu nuffin
>>69366019
>>69366040
purely based on which of the two has the most points currently
they're too "alpha" for each other and when they're close to each other on the track they have a "this track ain't big enough for the both of us" attitude and they're both to blame for it because as soon as one backs down the other takes full advantage of it so neither of them back down so they end up colliding
so the whole point is to remove one of the alpha's and put a beta in there that will follow orders and let the current winner do his thing for the easy 1, 2
Is there an ace ID for fp2 stream?
>>69366250
2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48
>another year of kimi not giving a single fuck and being shit
Why.
Kimi pls go.
>>69366278
http://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/10495639/kimi-raikkonen-stays-in-2017-but-are-ferrari-waiting-for-lewis-hamilton
he's warming the seat for hamilton
>>69366278
stay mad lol
>>69366263
Don't suppose there's a vlc stream? Ace stream doesn't work on my phone
>>69366312
>lewis in ferrari
pls no
http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/f1/10495783/wolff-clear-on-deterrents
>>69366325
ain't been no VLC stream for weeks
>>69366325
No clue, never use vlc streams
ROSBERG TO MAN U
>footballberg
why do euros do this?
>>69366377
Physical exercise?
>>69366377
warmup/coordination exercise
plus it's fun
>>69366278
Without him, all the memes would die.
And all those "le promising youngsters" in F1 currently are hazardous, spoiled little millionaire-missiles.
Ferrari knows better. Sport """""""journalists""""""" can whine all they like :^)
>>69366434
I don't get it
holy shit trickyricky looks like JUST
>>69366460
the visor is cracked open half-way
>>69366489
I thought you meant that he's half white half negro
>>69366489
that's not very though finlan
>>69364308
I thought Ricky was so tall kek
B I R D
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>>69366582
SALT AND VINEGAR PACKET OF CRISPS
>>69365184
>>69365223
>160 cm?
what le fug :DDD that's even short for a girl
are you grills?
F1 drivers ranked in terms of looks
>Wehrlein
>Hulkenberg
>Button
>Rosberg
>Alonso
>Raikkonen
>Hamilton
>Sainz
>Ricciardo
>Magnussen
>Perez
>Grosjean
>Ericsson
>Nasr
>Bottas
>Vettel
>Palmer
>Massa
>Gutierrez
>Haryanto
>Verstappen
>Kvyat
>kvyat
>kvyat
>kvyat has torpedod himself
>Kvyat still a shit
>>69366642
>t. 169cm
>>69366652
Gimi that high
He looks like a drunk russian
>>69366665
Fernando: "I told Jenson to feel up the nose, and he actually did it, the absolute madman!"
>Kvyat
Never stop JUSTing
he will unironically kill himself soon
how much money (and points) has he cost the team with his crashes so far?? He is literally Maldonado 2.0
Wehrlein looks a bit like TSUnaldo doesnt he ?
kvyat suffering knows no end
>Brazilian commentators are so bad that last weekend they were saying kimi was going back to Renault
So Kvyat gets kicked out of his seat for next season.
Who sits in it next?
>>69366743
Delet this heikki
>>69366703
>t. 174 cm thanks
>>69366642
Haha not a chance just Danny Devito-tier
>>69366758
hopefully gas lee
>>69366713
He gets extra credit for being 3 years off 40.
>>69364815
>>69365350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB4mlpHtCOo
kek
>>69366784
Is more likely that Daniil takes Ghastly place in GP2 and Ghastly demoted to GP3
Didn't the Sure cars have Rexona on them?
Do they change the logo depending on where they are?
>>69366652
Why do so many people love negroes?
>Verstappen and Kvyat on last
Is it their mouths?
>>69366743
He's probably doing it on purpose. I reckon they're gonna drop him next year and he'll try sue them for whatever he says he learned that he would keep to himself.
Finnish broadcast actually talking about stuff that I didn't know about for like the first time ever
>Lance Stroll dominating F3 Euro series
>Lance Stroll's father owns a part of Williams
>Lance Stroll already part of the Williams programme
e.g. Bottas graduated from F3 to Williams.
Stroll to replace Massa or test-driver-to-race-driver route at Williams confirmed
>Lynn cucked by a canuck
>Lynn canuck'd
rip alex
>>69366832
they do change the logos yes
Anyone have a link of what Kvyat did?
/r/formula1 is slow today
>>69366832
Cars aren't really painted IRL. Its all digitally inserted.
>>69366883
haha neat
>>69366886
you have to go back
I miss Di Resta commentating lads
>>69365973
>benching hamilton for the rest of the season
LOL!
That's just not going to happen
>>69366913
kill urself my man
>>69366904
I only use it to see videos.
>>69366868
I'm fine with this. Hopefully he's not another Jacques.
>Adrian Newey is retired guys he doesn't work at Red Bull anymore!!!
Literally just now in the garage. I have no idea where this ""rumor"" came from. He still designs the fucking cars and now that his Aston Martin project is done he is even more involved with the cars.
Red Bull 2017 confirmed beast
>>69366899
yeah lol
Williams even takes the Martini logo and the Red Colour for mudslime countries
>>69366853
Wehrlein and Hamilton are both mixed, and as much as I can't stand Hamilton, he is good looking.
>>69366832
Sure in UK
Degree in US/Canada
Rexona everywhere else
>>69366960
he doesnt even have a jaw
>>69366913
I'm wondering when Davidson is gonna try jump out the commentary box when Crofty triggers him
who /starteddrinkingfortheweeekend/ here?
Just enjoying my first beer of today. Also got drunk yesterday lol and the day before that (hangover at work is not pleasurable, boss on holiday tho so its ok)
anyone else think this gens cars are incredibly sexy from behind?
looking forward to the THICC behinds of the 2017 cars
Henno been VACed?
>>69367024
im scared that the FUTURISTIC angles will ruin them
>>69367030
yeah he got arrested by PIPU
>>69367024
I'd fuck that ass desu
>>69366938
He is doing well in F3 but granted it is his 2nd season and he's racing against a lot of rookies plus the whole thing is just a complete meme series. The races are pretty fun to watch though but it is still amateurish compared to e.g. GP2
Then again he is only like 17 so he has plenty of time. Could even go to GP2 to "mature" for a bit
What happened to kyvat?
>>69367085
spun and damaged his front wing
>>69367085
he kyspunout and kyfucked his front wing
Friendly reminder that the 2010 Red Bull took Copse flat out in 7th gear (7 speed gearbox on those cars if you're NEW)
>Current cars go down at least 2 gears and lift considerably
>>69367096
He must be doing it on purpose at this point.
>>69367127
Everyone knows that. We're running way less downforce then early 10's
>>69364447
I wouldn't count out Kari yet, as you said he's not raced that much. He still has years to make a breakthrough in formula series.
>>69367131
He's a living metaphor for Russia as a country
Probably embezzling money from Red Bull on the side as well
Spotted bix nood @ RBR.
you now remember Noemi de Miguel
How many points will Manor get at Monza?
problems for Rosburg??!?!?!?!?
>>69367251
I might remember her, but I didn't understand her. I found her hot when we discovered her after Malaysia, now she is trash to me.
>>69367258
Haryanto: 0
Wherlein: 25
>>69367059
Watch him go to Indy car, win the Indy 500 and then be the f1 champion in his second season.
>>69367258
Hairyanus will get 11th, Wehrlein will be 7th. Screencap this.
>cuck sports f1
Wait what the fuck happened to Rosberg?
>>69367387
Leak
>>69367258
None because all the other teams will also be running next to no downforce.
>>69367387
cars fucked
he's out of fp2 for good
>>69367387
karma
>>69367387
Sore bum.
>>69367258
None. Low downforce straight line speed is a meme.
>>69367258
zero
>>69367199
Yeah. It is important for him to stop choking though. Even if he ends up winning F3 at some point its really not that impressive if its in your 3rd or 4th season.
Palmer won GP2 (in his 4th season) and nobody gives a shit and considers him a shit-tier driver (which he is)
>>69367402
poor hamilton, he cant even spell
>>69367360
I would be ok with the return of Indycar as a "feeder" series to F1. Indycar is pretty fun to watch anyway, it would be cool to see some hotshot rookies there (inb4 absolute karam)
I wonder if Rossi's Indy win is going to do anything for his career. Even the Indy commentators seem to have the implied opinion that he 100% lucked into it so I dunno. Would be cool to see Rossi at F1 again though with a less shit-tier Manor or maybe even Haas.
>track is called silverstone
>surface is asphalt
Fail.
BLYAK
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>>69367024
Well done Baku!
"It's too hard to drive" - Kvyat
why does he even have a seat?
>>69367222
shoutlaughing's :DDD
>>69367582
Because the helmut likes skinny boys
>Alonso P6 +1.3
>>69367582
not for long
red bull would be better off taking a full gamble at one of their rookies (that isn't Gasly)
>>69367639
Betty gud for a gp2 engine
>>69367664
*upgraded* GP2 engine
>tfw you haven't had egg and soldiers since your dad would make them for you as a kid
;_;
>Crofty: Some lucky children have had a day off school
>Day off school
>On Saturday
Is this man retarded?
>>69367758
It's Friday. Also schools are open on Saturday.
>>69367758
Is this a timezone joke?
>>69367758
Hahahahaha kill me we're stuck with him for years to come
>>69367786
In the civilized world they're closed on Saturday
>Mercedes crash one more time in yet another semi-ambiguous incident
>Hamilton openly tells the public and the team that he will leave Mercedes unless his teammate is replaced
What happens in this situation? Mercedes do have a healthy supply of candidates for Rosberg's seat but would they throw Rosberg under the bus just to retain Hamilton?
>>69367811
Saturday isn't a holiday. There is literally no reason to give the day off to schoolkids except if you're trying to pamper them.
>gimi
>gimi
gimi is probably playing pokemon go
>>69367888
We stuff the same amount of work you lot do in 6 days in 5 so we get an extra day off.
Work harder you lazy cunts
>>69367903
>>69367907
>gimi your love after mid night
Watch austrian broadcast of silverstone
Commentators do not stop talking about how they watched the semifinal yesterday with their german rtl colleagues. Seems like they had some good banter yesterday though.
>>69367945
Yes, because it's well known when it comes to learning that it's better to stuff as much content in the smallest timeframe possible.
>>69368007
I always do this and it always works out quite fine for me.
I was sleeping, what happened to Rosberg and why isn't he setting laps in FP2
>>69368007
Looking at the state of your economy that extra day really makes a difference huh
>>69368007
Piss off, the only reason you have a 6 day week is because you're scared Jesus will curse you if you take a 2 day weekend
>>69368053
affirmative action, Hamliton gets more time on track
>FUNNY, ISN'T IT?
Banthony Davidson
>>69368080
Moral obligation, huh
>>69368053
water leak was found before practice
then he was just about to leave the pits but it looks like the problem is more complicated
If Hamilton or Rosberg get suspended, who will replace them?
Will he score again?
>>69368146
Wehrlein and Ocon.
>cuck sports f1 commentary
HOL UP tough Ted "the cuck" Kravitz actually standing up for ROS a bit, thank allah di Resta is sucking hamilton dick again.
first that's not going to happen
second
if for some reason they have to get rid of one of the drivers they're just as likely to get rid of ham as they are to get rid of rosberg
it's cars that win f1 not the driver
rosberg is good at setting good track times and staying ahead and away from the pack in a superior car
hamilton is good at doing whatever it takes to win, wheel-to-wheel racing, pushing it to the limit and fighting for first but he's probably a little less consistent than rosberg, he tries too hard and fucks up sometimes
the only reason rosberg ever looks bad is because he has to race wheel-to-wheel against hamilton but other than that he's good enough for mercedes to use their constructor and car advantages to win the WDC and the WCC
that being said they may be reluctant to get rid of hamilton in 2017 because the new regulations might mean their cars don't have such a huge advantage so they'll need a driver who can battle for first, hamilton is up there with the best if not THE best in the current grid, rosberg is terrible at it
tl;dr
keep rosberg if they want guaranteed wins with a superior car or guaranteed loses with a competitive but not superior car
keep hamilton if they want highly likely wins with a superior car and likely wins with a competitive but not superior car
>>69368146
Wherlein and maybe Davidson if he can
>>69368146
This guy
>>69368160
>>69368183
fuck meant for >>69367830
>I have no bias for either driver
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
>>69368146
Bottas
>i have no bias either way, for either driver
David "i have no bias for either driver" Croft
>Button has understeer
>>69368160
MFW i see his "mustach"
Crofty's always saying 'conspiracy theories are bollocks, I was just b8ing' but I wouldn't be surprised if he secretly actually think Merc are against Lewis.
Bongs are so cucked with their nigger its insane.
>>69368409
Only because Button sucks
>>69368409
>that one german
>>69368409
they aren't cucked, non-whites are just a minority by now.
>>69368458
>tfw nobody ever mentions palmer
>>69368520
*majority.
fug :DDD
>passionate and knowledgeable fans
>>69368525
I reckon he looks like Webber
>car is dying
>blyat
>>69368525
>literally who
Even his name is meme tier
>>69368616
>"tyres dying"
why is the redbull team so good?
they're a softdrink company and they've beaten massive car companies with over a hundred years of racing history and specialize completely in sports cars
>>69368623
Ah that makes more sense. I'd half expected them to cut to him limping along the grass
>>69368634
hiring good people does that.
>>69368634
They have the money to pay Newey
>>69368634
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Newey
>>69367758
>on Saturday
It's July
HI I'M JACK
>>69368818
some people actually go to work / school instead of sitting around being lazy
Mclelren Honda looking good, but the others haven't turned up their engines yet.
Alonso still has it in him.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keqrShc6S80
Very good lap
>>69368691
Would be cool to have him design the F1 car his son will drive.
>>69368879
>greece
http://www.gp2series.com/News-Room/News/2016/07_July/Round-5-post-Free-Practice-penalty/
>Can of asses
>GP2 quali up lads
ayy lmao
Do the Codemasters F1 games have any sort of progression from GP3 upwards in them?
>gp2
>>69370304
>England sus about NATO now
When will it end?
>>69370304
Great success
>>69370572
Greece, just give up and accept that you'll never be able to see your dick standing up.
>>69370572
>I'm not giving up yet
But you already did.
>>69370572
fucking faggot, stop thinking of how you fucked up earlier and just focus on the now
you'll never become an F1 driver at this rate
>>69370799
The 'I just want to eat' thing is temporary. Do it a couple weeks and your brain unfucks itself. Also go >>>/fit/hate (the fat hate thread).
>>69370799
have you tried buying lots of gum and chewing gum when you're hungry?
also try that L-tyrosine supplement it might help
>>69370799
I hope you die, fucking piece of shit.
>>69370572
>I bought
HOW JUST FUCKING HOW
YOU ARE A LAZY PIECE OF HUMAN SCUM AND YET YOU SPARE NO EXPENSE TO GUY AND FUCKING BUY FUCKING ICE CREAM OF ALL THINGS
DUMB BASTARD GET A ROPE
>>69367577
Baku welcomed all of us.
>>69371051
Since he is probably hungry all the time he is going to end up with a hole in his stomach from all the acid build up.
>>69371055
I can only second this
with the animu gurl and everything
>>69371055
Because my offtopic blogposts get more attention than you honey? :^)
Also, isn't it time for your spanking?
>>69370572
jeez you really going to give up that easy? just because you couldn't get something on the first try?
Friendly reminder that only literal autists and Dorftrottel follow F1. :)
>>69371226
kek. based nick.
>>69371226
eat REAL food in small portions 5-6 times
>>69371226
>Because my offtopic blogposts get more attention than you honey? :^)
I don't want attention, but I like your butthurt!
>Also, isn't it time for your spanking?
N-No WHY? I did nothing to deserve it you fucking obese abomination
>>69371257
No, I'm gonna go even slower this time and try to learn to live with it. For example, dietician said to drop the sugar. Well, it turns out I can't do it. Call me a weak piece of shit and you're probably right, but I just can't. But instead of eating a shitload of ice cream I'll try to limit it to one cone a day. Also, I thought I would miss all the shit I ate (pizza, burgers, souvlakia) but I kinda don't. I can live with actual food. If I can get rid of my sugar addiction, I think I'll be allright.
>>69371357
>obese abomination
>>69371357
Be careful with Nick the Greek. Big pants, big bants.
>>69371513
Ok I'm sorry fat Greek
I won't disobey again ;_;
No spanking needed
>>69371226
>>69371497
>>69370799
you're going to be a giant piece of shit for the entirety of your life until you die young
just calling it now
might as well move to america right now
>>69371055
>>69371357
>>69371663
if this post is dubs you and the greek swap bodies and you end up being a giant piece of shit for the entirety of your short life
>>69370799
>>69371793
kek, nice try but you won't outsmug the smug
>>69371744
>that picture
Hey, at least I can still walk.
Maybe it's not too late to change my ways.
>>69371979
>out of breath after 20 metres
I like your definition of "walk"
>>69365856
I've also heard them both live a couple of times and find GP2 annoyingly loud and whiny
F1 could do with being louder but the sound itself isn't bad
This fucking guy
>>69371083
>implying he could find a strong enough rope
>>69372084
How the fuck did he win LeMans in a Mazda?
>>69372001
Sad but true ;_;
just filtered greece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=xDk7qa88kBg
>>69372144
>>69368549
shit like this reminds me we need a bingo
>>69370799
You let me down. I'm disappointed.
>>69370572
>I bought and ate embarrassing amount of ice cream.
This shit cracks me up.
When I'm at the shops ice cream never even enters my mind. Just buy normal food.
TOP KEK, Silverstone is the only race Vijay Mallya can watch at the track because as soon as he leaves the UK they'll ship his ass to India where they'll make him pay 1.2 billion dollarydoos.
How can one Indian be so based when the other F1 Indian is a literal poo bum? Some Ying and Yang shit?
>>69371055
you too my man
at least the Greek is entertaining
>>69372390
>When I'm at the shops ice cream never even enters my mind
Never been South of Dover, aye?
>>69372436
obviously when I'm on holiday in your fair country it's different lad
>>69372395
>Ying and Yang
Because the second part owner is in jail for the past 2-3 years because he wouldn't furnish the amount the court has asked.
He raised billions of dollars from people supposedly who don't exist and court has asked his company to return the money to those non existing people.
>>69372471
Well, he lives in Greece. That almost Africa. Ice cream is literally ambrosia. I can see how a guy in a 1:1 weight:height ratio would get cravings.
>>69372395
Indian's rose
i see rospoo didn't run in fp3, did he died?
>>69372593
they thought he had a water leak - turned out to be urine
>>69372644
nice championship-winning digits, my dude!
>>69372644
#blessed
>>69372644
based HAM dubs
Do they need to send ROS to the medical center, or do they have adult nappies in the drivers rooms?
>>69372727
>drivers rooms
Mercedes aren't allocated those anymore because Hamilton keeps destroying them. Now they just make them sleep in the cars.
>>69364432
>Yeah but he shouldn't be doing it, he's a sportsman...
As if that has ever stopped or even slowed down Finnish athletes. Pic related was quite often drunk as fuck competitions.
About preparing for qualification in Barcelona olympic games.
>I have been playing card games and drinking beer.
Final preparations in same olympic games... apparently he ran out of beer.
>I had to drink wine semi-reluctantly
>>69364441
They can't even do that properly. Non standard additions to standard alphabet should be at end. Räikkönen should be after Rosberg.
>>69372820
>Non standard additions to standard alphabet should be at end. Räikkönen should be after Rosberg.
that's the autism I come here for
>>69372748
lewis dindunuffin
>>69364095
Butt-Ass
Except with hair.
>>69364095
none really because I'm not a manlet
>>69368183
That's literally an image I drew the original of lmao (I'm also the person you're replying to)
But yea I agree with you. It would just be interesting to see which horse Mercedes would be willing to back in that situation. I do feel Rosberg is getting a bit uppity considering how much more replaceable he is and how much more shit he is.
Notice how whenever the conditions are not ideal, Rosberg chokes? Any hint of rain and he's suddenly total shit.
>>69373362
At the start, Rosberg was more consistent and Hamilton was a wildcard, but the better driver. Now Rosberg is less consistent, and Hamilton is more, and still the better driver.
I think, if they could get a better Number 1 driver they'll ditch Hamilton, but I think the conservative and safer option would be to ditch Rosberg and go for a less ambitious and more consistent number 2 driver. Perhaps Wherlein would fit the bill, otherwise maybe Bottas.
strongly dislike rosberg
i can't pinpoint why. perhaps it's his demeanor - he comes off as an arrogant cunt who thinks he's better than everyone. or maybe it's because he's a shit driver - every time the pressure is on he chokes and causes a crash. he's almost a liability at this point.
either way, i don't want him to win the championship. he doesn't deserve it
>>69373813
I actually like Rosberg.
Hate Hamilton so much and he is the only one who has a chance fo fight back so that's probably why.
>>69374164
>he is the only one who has a chance fo fight back
Merc would have to lock Hamilton's car in fuel saving mode to give Rosberg any chance.
>>69373813
>>69374164
Hamilton is without a doubt the better driver but he is a better driver when he isn't cruising to victory every race. At least Nico hasn't gotten WEBBER'd and become an embarrassment and still manages to win races and such.
If Hamilton wins the WDC this season his ego is going to get so out of control, which is why its so delicious to see him lose, even if the guy winning is someone I don't particularly like.
It's not about who wins, it's about who loses, and at the moment it is much more enjoyable to see Hamilton lose than it is to see Nico "absolutely gutted" Rosberg be the same bitch he usually is regardless of win or lose.
>>69373813
Honestly, you can't be shit driver in top team... there is no way that would happen in modern day F1.
Mercedes drivers are seriously smug entitled cunts. Just in slightly different way.
Rosberg is literally perfect house trained puppy for publicity machine around F1 and yet he manages to do that in arogant way.
Hamilton on the other hand manages to leave same arrogant impression by occasionally doing shit against the publicity machine surrounding him, kinda like he is too good for publicity part of his job, hotel room trashing is pretty much perfect example of his antics.
IMHO only current drivers manage to be likeable are Kimi and Jenson. Kimi because he is his aspie self every time. Jenson because he manages to be rather natural while doing all that marketing stuff, probably due to age and experience that comes with age.
>>69374976
i think button is posturing for a position at Sky
>>69374976
I reckon Jenson gave up in 2014 and now doesn't give a fuck and it actually makes him more likeable, and perhaps a better driver. Pre-Honda Jenson was a cunt.
Also this is probably true >>69375061
>>69364304
How is it possible that anyone can even entertain the thought of putting this pussy behind the wheel of a race car?
Guess we'll have to wait and see...
>>69364095
Daniel Ricciardo
>mfw my first name is basically his last name too
>>69368879
Kids go to school in July ?
Because we're only talking about kids here, papadinisnokopoulos
>yfw Mad Max finishes ahead of Tricky Ricky in the standings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0TZ_YLQSgg
Goodbye you legend. We will miss you.
>>69375922
I can't believe he's really dead
>>69375922
>>69375954
Who gives a fucking shit about a commentator?
Go away you literal autists, keep this shit in your personal trivia questions or whatever.
>>69375954
Checked the BBC, it says he's playing in the Wimbledon final. Nice try.
>>69375981
t. edgelord
>>69364095
A mix between Maldonator and Gutierrez
;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHHSa2QJpi4&t=2m
>people claiming Vettel isn't the most based guy on the tour
>>69364095
6'2" version of Rio
yes, tall Asians exist
>>69366652
>Britney not #1
shit taste detected
>>69364095
>>69364558
same as this guy
Anything interesting happen after fp1? Fell asleep after the toto interview
>>69366652
>Rosberg 4th
I bet anyone would prefer to have his seed inside rather than Hulk's, for example.
>tfw always get paranoid that /f1/ saw me on TV during fp and made me a meme in threads and started to make fun of me
>>69376691
Really? Is it easy to spot 4chan anons irl?
>>69376691
I'm an /f1/ meme, it feels weird man.
I'm the fat greek guy.
It got to the point that people here have started calling me fat and shit even when I make ontopic posts. Also calling other greek posters fat which makes me kek.
>>69375922
it annoys me how they went from such a class act to a tosser who'd be better fit to a pub
>>69376167
I miss Fernando being with Ferrari and being relevant
>>69375922
Will Murray Walker & James Hunt ever be topped as a commentary team?
They make watching all those old races even more comfy.
>>69377071
I still not over him losing 2012 tbqhwy
>>69377079
Any motorsports team is better than those two.
>>69376815
>i'm so special lol im a meme like literally lol
>>69376815
>implying there are other greekposters
>>69376815
You brought it on yourself because you want the attention. You don't want to diet cause then you will lose your identity as the obese greek
Janitors have to clean up your posts just like your mom cleans up your shit stains you leave behind wherever you sit
Hopefully you get banned you soon
>>69377196
There are, actually.
Mostly during the actual action. FP, quali, race.
Don't see many other greeks during off time, It's just me most of the time. But they do exist.
>>69377101
Would've made that season truly GOAT
>>69377369
Incredible how all the cards fell in Alonso's favour that race and he still lost.
Shit sucks :(
>>69363974
>Kimi to stay at Ferrari for next year
Why? He fucking sucks.
>>69376815
FUCK OFF
You've been given 100 fucking special posts of advice on how to lose weight and you've still done fuck all except "i wanna eat more greens thats healthy right??"
yet you're still a fat fuck who """"""failed"""""" your """diet""" by walking into a store, figuring out what shit you want to eat, picking it up, putting it into a basket or cart, going to the counter, PAYING FOR IT, taking it home and consciously eating it
fuck off mate seriously. Either lose some fucking weight and stop being the "fat guy trying to lose weight" dude or just eat yourself to heart failure death
>>69377441
>implying Gimi isn't going to outscore Vettel this year
>>69377441
dont you dare speak about my darling Gimi like that
get off my thread
>>69377441
>Vettel fucks it in FP/Qualy/First lap like a pleb
>Has a sook and probably gets a Red Bull driver fired
>Kimi puts it in the points, probably a podium
This is a summary of the season. Really, Kimi needs to jump ship into a team that will improve with 2017 regs. Ferrari will be on suicide watch next year.
>>69377441
They're developing the car still, and put a new driver in the project now isn't worth it. If Bianchi was still alive no doubt Gimi would get the boot.
And besides, Ferrari isn't disputing the championship anyway
>>69377414
>>69377390
I'm still trying to get my head around how Alonso got those Ferraris so high up and even won in them. I mean we all know Massa isn't a great driver but he isn't terrible either. He was almost world champion. He even showed to be a good racer occasionally in the Alonso-era.
But still what the fuck man Alonso annihilated Massa and Gimi as teammates to such intense levels. How the fuck was he so close to a WDC and how the fuck was Massa so far behind him?
Alonso is literally like a couple of points away from being 4x WDC, 2 of which would have been against the GOAT-machine Red Bulls of 2010 and 2012. How did he do it lads
>>69377604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDk7qa88kBg
>>69377621
Massa was good before a tyre hit him in the head and basically stroked him the fuck out at 200km/h
>>69377662
Wait, it was spring. Still, he probably has half a brain now.
>>69377582
Nigger what
Ferrari will be GOAT next year
Cap this
>>69377734
>Still, he probably has half a brain now.
He's half the size of a man so it seems balanced now
>mfw my few day's ban for posting authentic nudes of Claire finally ended
>>69377778
>aero based regs
>ferrari
>good aero
Has this ever happened ever?
It's gonna be RBR Vs Merc with occasional Williams and McLaren if the Honda engine gets good. Ferrari are gonna be fighting with their own engine customers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coE5-8zn9m8
Bwoah!
>>69377858
post them again senpai
>>69377877
Th-they will get Newey
>>69377923
I can't. I don't want to miss the ebin shitposting of the race weekend.
>>69377961
which claire?
>43 years old
>43 years old
>43 years old
>>69377961
Where to get them?
Is it Bottas's phone?
Are you Bottas?
>>69364175
Why hello there sweaty Tom Hanks.
>>69377971
This Claire.
>>69377986
I'm not Valtteri. Valtteri is bicha.
>Watching the Thursday F1 Show
>That thicc Claire Williams in jeans
were
Arrive in UK for less than half a day and already, I miss my inspection shelf toilet. How do britbros cope without full knowledge about the latest stool?
JUST
>Following today’s Qualifying at Silverstone, it was found that Sergey Sirotkin failed to stop at the scrutineering weighbridge and the car was not brought back before the mechanics worked on it.
>As a consequence, the Russian driver who had qualified fifth will start from the pitlane for tomorrow’s Feature Race.
Who will cuck Gasly tomorrow?
>>69375736
yeah they do, im dutch actually
>>69378321
>im dutch actually
make that the cat wise
>>69378360
negur alsjeblieft
>>69378288
Sirotkin came into the championship a strong favorite, now he's not even the favorite Russian lmao
Gasly will be cucked by everyone including Giovanazzi and most likely Gasly himself
>>69378431
Gasly will probably lead the whole race and on the final lap the guy behind him will drive through the pitlane to take the win.
>>69378562
>will drive through the pitlane to take the win.
I have the feeling you can't do that. Someone somewhere mentioned you cant finish in the pits here
>>69378700
They'll find a way to make it legal for GP2. Just like "you can't gain time under VSC", but Markelov did just that in Monaco.
>>69378700
I think Ted mentioned it being illegal during F1 FP1. Maybe they forgot to add it in the GP2 rules tho
>>69378851
didn't schumi once win a GP while doing a drive-through on the last lap? if i recall correctly
>>69378879
1998 Silverstone, to avoid a penalty
>>69372084
ayy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzNkiRu3I0I
>>69375922
nice bait ahmed
MY SIDES.
>Former ace Jarno Trulli has issued a High Court writ against the Fernandes alleging he is still owed £700,000 in wages and has not received the promised 2011 Team Lotus car
>>69378360
>/f1/ is actually a bunch of Dutchmen shitposting while being in different countries
Warempel.
>>69379953
nogal wiedes
kanker australie
Fernandos wedding pics are creepier than I remembered them.
>>69380636
Looks like it was pretty cold that day.
>>69373362
>Any hint of rain and he's suddenly total shit.
haha yea shit i forgot how bad rosberg is in the rain compared to hamilton
>>69368160
No, he will die. Upon getting to the afterlife, Bianchi's soul will convince him to go back to earth and replace rosberg
I downloaded the Williams 2004 car mod for rfactor2. Holy shit people weren't kidding. 2004 really was the fastest year of F1 cars ever.
ASR are also working on barichello's 2004 ferrari
>>69368160
on the podium will he spray the champagne?
will they give him a special bottle of non-alcoholic champagne?
because he's muslim...
>>69364308
Alonso and Nasr would have one good looking kid.
>>69377858
Upload them to somewhere and share
Post them on 8ch
Just post them somewhere
>>69381291
>barrichello's 2004 ferrari
TRIGGERED
took a cheeky 9 hour nap lads
ready to stay awake until quali now
>>69364095
Probably vettel
>>69364308
Wehrlein looks like someone face morphed Cronaldo and Griezmann
>>69382236
schumacher sold his soul to the motorsport gods
ded sport
idea: remove fuel flow rate and RPM limits, but set a maximum amount of fuel
gimi :DD
>>69385696
there is a maximum amount of fuel. 100 litres for the race.
If I recorded myself driving myself to work would you guys watch it?
>>69386912
post route
routebuilder.org
>>69376167
giedo is the most autistic person ever
>tfw you have to go out and do normie stuff instead of staying at home, being comfy and watching quali
>>69387806
Goddamn me too. Going out to dinner with friends.
>>69387806
>>69387841
>not using this as an opportunity to hit up pokestops and get some miles on your eggs
YOU
are the normies
>>69388020
>playing pokemon
>thinks he isn't a normie
pokemon is literally the most normie thing outside of liking kim kardashian on normiebook
>>69388020
>tfw phone says I have walked 6000 steps
>tfw I know I have walked several km
>tfw egg only has 0.8km on it
Feels bad man
I don't get how this works
>>69387841
You're a fucking embarrassment, of course i'm going to do that reeeeeeeeeeee.
what the fuck is this pokemon shit everyone keeps talking about
>>69388534
remember the pokemon phenomenon shitstorm of the late 90's early 00's
well it's back and bigger and normie'er than ever
a girl has already found a dead body in the real world due to this shit
up at 8am in the morning looking for a pokemon near a fresh water source and stumbles upon a floater lol
French L’Equipe:
>Is it because of his podium on Sunday? His mate Sebastian Vettel's powerful demanding? Great Ferrari boss Sergio Marchione's will ? We will never fully know what influenced this decision. This contract extension closed the driver market and prevented young people, such as Sergio Perez and Romain Grosjean from possibly transferring of Maranello.
>young people, such as Sergio Perez and Romain Grosjean
>young people
>Romain Grosjean
>Romain Grosjean
>Maranello
Lmao at French idiots. When will the Grosjean hype finally end? He's a fucking 30 year old man child and barely beating the Mexican neck man.
3 hours, 26 minutes to FP3
6 hours, 26 minutes to Quali
1 days, 6 hours, 25 minutes to Race
>>69389122
Thanks lad
Was about to look this up
bump
Will Alexander Rossi come back to F1? He wiuld bring alot of fan fare with him, USA Fans could donate to his ride.
Indy 500 winners that young will have a bandwagon behind him
>>69364915
But he's WDC material, not at Force India though.
deader than schumacher
Does anyone have the ace id for fp3 stream, or is it not out yet?
What's wrong with this general lads?
>>69390288
>What's wrong with this general lads?
That the "typical f1 poster" you refer to in the file name is more likely to be a skinny male wearing the lingerie in the foreground
>>69390280
hundo might be streaming fp3, i don't know. there's always the shitty interlaced stream that freezes every 30 seconds
>>69390288
the lack of wagposting
>>69390303
I'll be happy with any stream you have to give
>>69390331
2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48
this one works
>>69390288
dutch posters
>>69390294
Can confirm
Townsville V8 Supercars is on. Anyone watching?
today I woke up earlier, so I have more time for shitposting
feels great
>>69390288
No cooch sniffing
>>69390423
kankerlijer
GP3 quali on now
RED FLAG
>>69390587
>>69390566
>>69390559
hou je bek zelfde
Looking forward to the racing after the state of the rugby matches this weekend
>>69390414
Oh god it freezes so often.
>>69379122
Johnny, founder of 4chan 2010-1945, is kill.
sup lads just came back from the bar
should i get a cheeky nap and skip FP3 and get up for qualy or just staying all night?
damn that kid is pissed
>le clerc
>the city of santino ferrucci
>>69390829
Are you really able to wake up in the middle of the night after a nap?
>>69390829
I vote nap
I'm going to stay up though
>>69390829
>skip FP3
If you're watching on cuck sports f1 then yes, it'll be the usual circlejerk.
what the fuck was ferrucci thinking
[spoilerkek[/spoiler]
>>69390854
Thinking 'bout driving the Haas next week.
>>69390841
5.20 AM here, qualy is at 9 AM
>>69390851
>>69390853
thanks for the answers bros, see ya in qualy
Rain
>>69390878
Have a good nap mate
>>69390829
sleep tight argie
>>69390881
>>69390897
thanks
NICO'S HIT ME
>>69390979
>3 posts early
well yeah okay
>>69390979
>3 posts early
Really?
>>69390984
Don't worry I won't let Schumi die.
it's better to make it early so there won't be duplicate threads but seems like there will be bitching anyway
>>69390984
>>69390988
>>69391012
thanks for not making it 3 posts early anymore ;-P
>>69372168
A solid 8.9/10 for effort matey
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