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>08JUL
Orlando City v Houston Dynamo. 8pm
San Jose Earthquakes v FC Dallas, 10:30pm
>09JUL
Seattle Sounders v LA Galaxy, 3pm
Doop v DC United, 7pm
NE Revolution v Columbus Crew SC, 7:30
Toronto FC v Chicago Fire, 7:30
Real Salt Lake v Montreal Impact, 10pm
Vancouver Whitecaps v Colorado Rapids, 10pm
>10JUL
NYRB v PDX Timbers, 6pm
Sporting KC v NYCFC Music Factory, 8pm
>2nd Tier
http://www.nasl.com/schedule
First for "our women > our men"
>Soon: me edition
i like this pic tbqh
>>69362466
sorry, but i'm drawing a complete
>blank
>>69362477
>Soon
also check em thx
>>69362466
>>69362477
chekt
>>mfw haven't been able to shitpost for days because too much fucking work
Also, ref vs Sounders 2 was fucking awful
>>69363845
>havent been able to shitpost
That may also be due to the lack of MLS threads.
>get through the work day
>get to watch Houston lose
Reminds me of my childhood.
>copa over
GET ON IN HERE
>>69368534
>No Heath
>No Kaka
>Only been able to shutout 1 game once this season
>Orlando getting exposed by Dallas
I think we should consider Houston exposing Orlando tonight.
We're fucked
>>69373787
>being scared of overrated: the team
>>69373787
>>69374967
Could be worse, we could've drawn Iceland.
>>69374967
I mean our we even gonna take this seriously? We can't even top a WC (world fucking cup) quali with a bunch of WHO's (Hondouras, St Grenadine, Trinidad)
>Soon: flag friday edition
Also, probably signing Hector Villalba
>mute this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQbpDIx-1K8
>Soon
>>69376155
>the south is still trying to make itself look good
what else is new
>>69376945
>being triggered by something because it's from the South
nice life you got
>>69377203
If by "triggered" you mean "laughing hysterically" then sure.
>two hours
never forget
>Soon
Orlando fans are all fat hambeasts lol
>>69381288
>Florida
are we watch the unividas channel??
hate watching merrica announcers
>>69381288
I wasn't expecting to see such a crowded stadium.
>>69362477
>(((blank)))
ftfy
>>69381288
You would think they would sweat all the fat from the heat
>>69381743
newer teams and expansion teams are starting to draw more and more because the collective hype about soccer increases by the year
anyone have FCD/SJ stream?
>scum Jose fans
Why is Kaka wasting his career in the MLS?
>>69384078
Check reddit.
Checking in for Dallas meme magic.
>>69384593
NASL shill pls go
>>69384639
Daily reminder
>Ashley Cole has rejected offers to play in the United States "not ready to relax on a beach yet"
>A year later, MLS teams aggressively pursue him and he gets signed
All American soccer leagues are an embarrassment, not just MLS
>>69384633
it's not on reddit...
>>69384639
Honestly just give NASL first division already, to spare everyone from the embarrassment you called mls
I'm not sure about Dallas winning this one, what do you guys think? SJE is pressuring.
>>69384593
His career ended already. But he serves as inspiration for the newer players.
>>69384994
Dallas will win. They will break the press.
>>69384955
Means you aren't looking hard enough.
>>69384955
it is, even a jewtube stream.
>Soon
>>69384958
>NASL
>checks to players and staff literally bounce
>barely 10 teams
>max crowds of 3000
Lol only eurosnobs like nasl.
>>69384994
isn't that what Gerrard was there for?
>>69384994
oh disregard
>>69385158
I thought you were talking about ashley cole
But Kaka had a good season for Milan and scored in the knockouts in the CL, he could have kept going
>>69385203
Maybe he could...back then, but not right now. His private life got fucked up as well.
>>69385103
>Chivas usa
>chicago fire
lol MLS has done way worst.
>>69385373
don't have a clue about his personal life but wasn't he called up for the copa before he got injured? he still has quality left unless it was dunga being dunga
>>69384717
its only an embarrassment to insecure eurosnobs and yuros
the rest of us realize its still a young league thats growing and enjoy it anyway, casuals are the ones that will only care when the league is perceived to be "good" or "relevant" enough by mainstream media and yuros, but they're not the ones being a part of the growing history of the teams, they're the ones that will jump on when it is beneficial in their eyes to identify with it
Who /atthegame/
>>69385454
>don't have a clue about his personal life
He divorced.
>he called up for the copa before he got injured
Marketing to attract american crowds.
>he still has quality left unless it was dunga being dunga
You got it.Dunga is a clueless retard.
Btw, SJE is playing better than Dallas. They almows scored two times already.
>>69385454
He was himself an injury replacement before he also went out with an injury
>>69385544
Welcome to MLS, where a team can beat the league leaders and lose to the last place team all in the same week
>>69385484
Nothing enjoyable about it for me. Only positive would be to watch some young American talent, and now I can see that in Bundesliga this year with Wood signing and Johansson not being injured
>>69385544
poor guy, I just remembered his season with Milan and figured he still had quality left
>>69385662
some of us like to go to games in person mang
>>69385711
I guess but I can't imagine sitting through an average MLS game. I would at least wait for a USA friendly or the meme champions cup this summer
>DIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Kek
>>69385620
SJE is playing at home tho.
>>69385662
He still has quality, but he is old, that's all.
>>69385776
>not supporting your local team
>>69385776
It's 100x better to watch in person.
and >>69385823 this
>>69385823
>he supports MLS over his local NASL and NPSL team
>>69385823
Why would I care about either watching 3 old fucks (Villa is another one who should have stayed in Europe, though) or a team where the best player is someone who failed in the Championship?
>>69385776
you sound like a huge faggot
i wouldn't want you supporting my team
>>69385940
I was thinking of supporting Beckham's Miami team when a 60 year old Ronaldo signs
>tfw I live in a place where the best professional sports team is two steps below NHL
>tfw there is no professional soccer for a thousand miles in any direction
>>69386039
Where do you live? You're just not looking hard enough.
>>69386163
Alaska. Unless I want to watch women's developmental games, I'm fairly sure there isn't anything.
>>69386269
Damn luck you, your state has it's own league!
https://www.socceralaska.com/schedule/
>>69386352
Should I support Kickin It Old Skool? Seems like a solid side. Nah. The Hellaphants seem solid.
>>69386435
Benchwarmers, obviously
>>69386352
this
is fucking hilarious
>AA is the place for me
WHAT A GOAL, NOICE.
>>69386435
Why don't you start playing in an amateur team?
>>69386352
>AK Fighting Squirrels
If I had a million dollars, I'd try to send them to the PDL so they could have a chance to meme a win away from a NASL side.
Ride that bike to the bank, goddamn.
>>69386614
>Coed Divison A-League side
>only meming away the win
TFS would demolish.
Am I the only one watching the game?
>>69386708
I am
Emos creepin up on 'em
>>69386607
Because I'm shit. I was the guy who played goalie because nobody else wanted to. I was decent when I was in form, though. Stopped a few penalties in high school.
>Soon
I almost had an heart attack now.
>>69386732
>>69386763
It's a good game, far better than Orlando vs Houston.
>hes never walked the same pathway as his teams players do leading to the stadium, while walking by the team offices and team training facility and field as people barbecue and kick soccer balls around with a beer in hand
Its an exquisite feel
>>69386962
Dyno v. OCSC what fucking nightmarish
>dat weekend sawker
>menarche
>Quacks gonna Quacks
Good game. I'm going fellas. Good night and a nice weekend for you.
gg bois
>mfw those last ten minutes
>>69387646
damn but that last second run from castillo tho, almost had two-zero
would have loved for tesho to get it too
>San Hoe-say
>>69386991
thats not where you usually sit
>>69387583
if only you guys finally win something
>tfw first home loss of 2016
Any new summer transfers? New DP signings??
I hear balotelli for a bigger contract than Liverpool, MLS would give it to him
>>69389291
signed this Irish dude from Wigan and might sign this argie DP >soon
http://www.dirtysouthsoccer.com/2016/7/8/12129064/hector-villalba-atlanta-united-transfer-news-san-lorenzo
>Soon
>>69389349
>dirty south soccer
JUST
Tried to watch MLS games earlier and they were complete trash i dont know why i expected any thing else.
>>69390453
>American
>calling MLS trash
I know it's confusing cuz there are no bases or dunks or anything, but give it a goddamn minute.
Also were you drinking beer, because that really helps.
>>69391143
>American
Chicanos aren't Americans though. Don't let the flag fool you.
Noon game, not ready for it.
>mfw forgot to set up my fantasy team
At least I got 3 transfers next week
>>69387919
>mfw ive probably unkowingly walked by or saw a 4channer /mls/ goer while attending games
I move from spot to spot pretending to be a normie
Fucking mlels, what a joke.
do you like socce?
Fucking Sigi
>it's a meeting three times in one month episode
ok WimbleYawn, FUCK OFF.
who /lag/ here
old man keano still at it
>is swimming & diving a sport?
>Flounders gonna >flounde
Lmao fucking trash XI
>>69403415
not rly
>>69403415
UNION
Mfw the sounder are the bottom crustaceans.
>>69404552
KEK
Relegate them already.
S
R E L E G A T E
A
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L
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>>69403415
Looks good to me. All those guys have been ballin this season. Is this the year DPs delivered?
Guys I need to watch Miami FC vs. New York Cosmos tonight and I don't have ESPN3 is it on normal streaming websites?
>>69404826
>SRATTLE
>Hello old friend.
>>69405468
take it to the /nasl/ general cuck
>Soon
Just paid 16 dollars to watch this so I can break my addiction to happening threads.
DAT UNION QT
Won't even lie. Ilsinho probably dived. As a Union fan that angers me. But I'll take the penalty for the pedantry that just happen.
>Soon
no wonder adu wasn't playing, motherfucker got fat
poku just scored
>mfw some random ass Brazilian on loan
Dan Hunt ladies and gentleman. Raises ticket prices, still lowest payroll in the league.
Whelp, here's to Urruti hopefully getting hot.
>>69412850
is he related to based lamar?
>thank you based pitch
>>69413593
Son
>>69403415
>voting Nagbe over Valeri
I will never understand this
D O O P
O
O
P
Fuck NYShitty
>>USL refereeing
>vaughncouver
>Soon
>>69403415
Where's Fabian Castillo? Kljestan? Shit, even Jermaine Jones should be on there over Pirlo.
>Klinsmann hasn't taken the England job yet
>He probably won't
Should I give up on this semen-slurping sport?
>>69420494
Pls keep that clown on your side of the pond
>>69418034
>>69420340
>they still haven't figured that it's one big marketing event
>>69420494
>anti-klinsmann fags BTFO
>>69420760
No you take him
>>69420877
He's brought football to the masses, surely he deserves tenure for that?
>>69421127
Rankings don't mean shit, but he is a poor manager. We don't deserve that
>>69421396
We don't either
C'mon man
I'm sure your press force him to quit easily
>>69421599
He'll probably kill himself after 2 weeks, which isn't really fair to the guy. He's not evil; just incompetent and stubborn and retarded.
Football is all we have. Can't you just humour him for a few years?
>>69421806
I want the sport to grow
We ain't doing it with him around
>>69422206
Who would replace him?
>>69422648
a RED BLOODED AMERICAN THATS WHO
>>69421806
You say this, but he's better then whatever shit coach you had prior to the euros. It takes a literal retard to lose against iceland with the talent England posses on a individual level.
>>69423079
Players choked under pressure and manager got the tactics wrong. Is Klinsmann's 'no tactics' approach an improvement?
>>69423192
Any german coach is a straight upgrade from england's
>tfw you will never make seattle great again
>>69424195
>tfw shittatle and chicago trashfire won't be relegated
fugg
>this isn't even our final form
>>69424286
>chicago
>relegated
Fuck off, I have no idea what the third most famous Premier league team is after Arse + ManU but Chicago has the money and resources to be that. It's any cities smaller than NY/LA/CHI that are suspect.
>tfw an american took a dive near me
>tfw still matches today
>>69426117
>her team hasn't played yet already
what flyover hell must you live in
>>69426129
shit happens
MORNING BUMP
So.... NY loses tonight, right?
>>69438200
of course
>tfw catch a tauros at red bull arena
>>69425122
lmao chicago is flyover territory with a inflated ego and deserve to be relegated
>>69438200
I hope.
>yfw Chicago hasn't won a road game in 2 years
It's been over 2 years of >soonposting.
It's been over 1 year of >soonposting with a logo.
It's less than 9 months until >soon actually plays real MLS games.
The >Sooness is actually getting >Soon
>Soon
bump for rokneedo
knees
are
tight
see you in the next life, /mls/ thread
Hold the thread /mls/.
>>69455477
we cannot hold
ok no way we survive now
Remember when Thierry Henry played for the Red Bulls?
Who signs Eder as a DP?
