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My wife says I have a good ass...
I'm extremely hairy. I yell at my dad every time I see him for passing it down. It pretty much connects from the top of my head to my toes with a nice upper-body sweater/track jacket type of thing. My knuckles aren't that hairy, but that's about it.
I'm shaved right now. The chest is good, the back is pretty solidly shaven.
The back hair doesn't get all that long, it's just really thick. So if I don't keep it shaved once a week, it's a problem and it could take two hours. And my wife's got to do it, so it's her problem. I told her we just need to buy a laser hair removal machine because it would take three or four years and probably 50 sessions to get rid of it. So I think a machine would probably pay for itself.
>>69354168
Rags thread.
>LPM (lels per meme)
>wLPM (weighted lels per meme)
>wMAA (weighted memes above average)
>wMC (weighted memes created)
>wMC+ (Weighted memes created above average, general and board-adjusted)
wMC= (((wLPM-/sp/ wLPM)/wLPM Scale)+(/sp/ Memes/(You)s))*(You)s
wMC+ = (((wMAA/(You)s + /sp/ Memes/(You)s) + (/sp/ Memes/(You)s – /mlb/ Memes/(You)s))/ (/mlb/ wMC/(You)s))*100
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPT
i just want a thicc A's gf, bros
dat Marte catch
>>69354295
>that
>thick
Mets
>>69354372
>that face
>attractive
rags exposed
>>69354414
would trade thicc A's qt for blonde bae nun
what the fuck is wrong with his pinky toe?
>shitscobar
So is he literally the best Manager in baseball history at this point. Even when he has a third of his team injured on a rotating basic. HE STILL FINDS A WAY TO WIN SOMEHOW? HOW CAN HE BE SO BASE, /SP/? He should have been MOTY like 5 years in a row.
>>69354416
she is glowing shitlord
>>69354472
he's not even the best manager in FRANCHISE history
Is it true someone died at Wrigley?
>>69354543
Hard to beat the GOAT tho
Poor Jose Quintana
>>69354557
tens of thousands in attendance for 77 to 81 games a year for 102 years, I wouldn't be surprised if it's happened at some point
>>69354557
injured
>>69354557
i died and went to heaven when i had the buffalo bleu cheese tater tots
then i died again waiting in line for a piss troth after the temperature dipped 40 degrees in an hour
No Ms Royals gamethread?
shame
>cusb fans are starting to kill themselves
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UO
>>69354859
>>69354847
And this /mlb/ is why I never drink alcohol at a ball park.
>>69354931
>not drinking all you can during a rain delay
what a loser
>>69354472
Who are Connie Mack, Walter Alston, Casey Stengle, and John McGraw?
>>69354963
>Dying as opposed to waiting two hours
Wooooooooow
>>69354847
>>69354859
had to have been intentional to clear the basket like that
>>69354931
TO BE FAIR
if you drink so much that you fall out of your seat and even platform then you deserve to die
>>69354931
> i'm poor
>Coco ejected for throwing bat near ump's feet
>>69354847
>>69354859
How the fuck does that even happen? It's not like you can just accidentally fall over from the seats onto the field
>>69354985
>drink one or two beers
>die
what are you, 12?
>>69355042
Ms Royals thread
>>69355048
there's even a fence to catch you
also he's not wearing pants
>>69355056
Fuck you cuck
>>69355056
Fuck off Alcohol
>>69354859
>>69354847
>Another drunken moron gets into trouble and this time even dies
Why don't they just ban beer at games already?
Who /54 wins/ here?
>Are we ever going to go inside the park, anon?
>>69355035
Vid where
>>69355222
>Why don't they just ban beer
I mean, I guess I'd still go. Fuck that however.
>>69355224
unfortunately if the Cubs beat the barfs >we no longer technically have the best record
>>69355222
How are they supposed to make money if they can't sell you massively overpriced beer?
>>69355231
I will , after I stomp your head in
>>69354859
curse of the dead drunk fuck.
>>69355222
>ban beer
Allahu ackbar, my friend
>>69354859
>>69354847
Worlds biggest bar strikes again
Tenner says he wasn't even there to watch the game, just booze up like all the other Cubs """""fans"""""
> all this booze shitposting
wew lads. new god damn low
>>69355309
That's not very nice anon. Why would you do such a thing?
https://securea.mlb.com/mlb/events/all_star/y2016/home_run_derby/challenge/
>>69355322
Sounds like a massive waste of money. If he just wanted to drink so bad why bother going to Wrigley?
>>69355352
>Adam Duvall
Fucking who?
>>69355322
This so much. Cubs fans only go to Wrigley to drink and get drunk off their ass. They don't even know what's going on in the field. Trust me I live in Lakeview.
My theory is he drunkenly was dancing on the edge of the table, fell, and hit the edge of the basket as he fell
>>69355383
Casual please leave
FUCK
I'm watching the Astros game and they just posted Pepe on the screen. I wish I had DVR
>>69355352
If they're going to invite shitters who couldn't even make the ASG, it should really only be 1 guy and only from the home team of where the game is being played
>>69355383
> i follow my team on twitter and that's all i need to know about baseball!
>>69355383
>not knowing the kid the giants traded away for MIKE LEAKE
>>69355401
Ban drunken idiots from baseball
>>69355401
but that's now where he even fell, if you look at this pic
>>69354859
Surprised more idiots don't die every year at any sort of sporting event
Rip drunko cubbo
>>69355353
Because retards gonna retard
>>69355551
They have these things called cup limits at civilized sporting venues.
That guy was probably so drunk that if he didn't die there, he would have died anyways later in a DUI.
>>69355353
Because of the social cache.
Getting fucked up at Wrigley is more popular than watching the baseball game
>>69355508
no one would be at wrigley then!
>>69355056
He could be on anti-depressants.
Because you know, they over diagnose shit and hand them out like candy to make big pharma happy.
They make 2 beers hit you like 10 beers
>he hasn't been massively crossfaded at his hometown team's ballpark
Missing out virgins
>>69355615
>>69355605
>cubs """""""""""fans"""""""""""
>>69355659
I cannot do that. It has to be one or the other, if both I just die.
>>69355659
At least I'm alive and not falling headfirst into warning tracks 40 feet below.
>>69355659
doing both gets me way too fucked up, its not even enjoyable
well i guess its enjoyable if you like falling asleep in random places
>>69355353
This so much. Last I checked Wrigley Field is a baseball stadium home of the Chicago Cubs baseball team, not a bar.
james paxton has 46 pitches through 6 IP
>>69355535
then I think he wanted to see if he could stand on the wall (he couldn't), and fell forward, hitting the basket at his waste and tumbled a couple times before landing
I suppose it could've been a suicide attempt, but even then that's only like a 9 foot fall. You'd think he would've tired jumping from the top of the bleachers onto the sidewalk below
>>69355353
it sounds like you've never been to wrigley.
most of the people there are either trashed tourists or trashed big 10 alumni
>>69355777
Check again
>>69355797
does it count if its against one of the shittiest teams in baseball?
>>69355777
checked
>>69355659
>Getting high and sitting in a wall enclosed structure surrounded by tens of thousands of people
Fuck that, even if I drink that's a panic attack waiting to happen. I'd definitely have a few beers though
>>69355596
> a red line stop literally 100 feet from the entrance
> implying anyone drives home from a cubs game
oh, so you have no fucking clue what you're talking about. got it
>>69355707
>>69355710
>>69355757
>>69355908
lolol, fucking NERD ALERT
>>69355908
Be more comfortable with yourself. Nobody cares enough about you to judge you, and fuck those that do.
Watching baseball baked makes it so much better.
>>69355970
>DUDE IM 16 AND LIFE IS ALL ABOUT GETTING FUCKED UP XDD
I used to get wrecked and smoke and drink all the time. It gets old, weed is for faggots
>>69355970
I've been there done that and my heart was probably permanently damaged. I never felt it beat so hard it was scary.
>>69356049
Ain't nothing wrong with smoking a joint every now and then anon.
>>69355970
t. Cubs """"""""fan"""""""""""""""
>>69356113
This thread is just full of lonely faggots that never had fun.
So what's that thing that dudes out on the ends of their bats when they're on deck to bat? What's the purpose of it?
>>69356183
Have you ever played any kind of organized baseball?
>>69356183
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_doughnut
>>69356159
Nah, I had fun once. I hated it
>>69356159
post your age/uni, I'll start
20/concordia
>>69356049
>>69356062
>>69356146
i cannot reiterate strongly enough...fucking nerd alert
i knew /mlb/ was bad, i didn't know you spergs were THIS bad
christ on fire
DUDE
>>69356222
Nope, that's why I'm asking
>>69356270
STRIKE
>>69356236
21
Marquette university
>>69356270
HENNESSY
Royals
>>69356236
>age/uni
Everyone here is some fag still in college.
>>69356288
RING
>>69356268
>he says as he sits on /sp/ shitposting and fishing for (You)s
Kek
>>69356300
That's not true. I'm a single dad with 2 kids.
>>69356359
Some of us have jobs and can't get fucked up in the middle of the week. Come friday and Saturday I don't stop drinking.
Chapman fucking shit up
>>69356392
okay....? I used to drink all the time until I realized I was paying money to kill myself slowly and dull my senses for no reason. Do you think drinking means you have a life or something?
James Paxton 57 pitches through 7 IP
>That fucking finish
>Ryus first pitch is a lead off HR
My fucking sides
This is the guy DG was hyping up when he came back?
>>69356522
Holy shit
>>69356495
> I realized I was paying money to kill myself slowly and dull my senses for no reason
lol, enlighten us some more, your holiness
>>69356522
fucking how
>>69356522
>Roylels
>>69356572
they're swinging at fucking everything and lots of DPs
>indians lost
>tigers about to lose
>royals about to lose after 70 pitches
>>69356572
4 double plays
>>69356572
how? only 2 strikeouts and 5 base runners (4 of which were retired on double plays)
>>69356570
That's it. Just got old for me after a while. I'll drink every once in a blue moon but that's it. I don't enjoy it as much anymore. I just don't understand why you think drinking alcohol is some indicitor of having a fulfilling life or something
>>69356570
>>69356641
I go out, talk to drunk chicks at the bar, try to score, chill with my bros. I have a good time.
so /sp/, what are your least favorite teams?
Nelson Cruz's homer just took out the ISS
>>69356694
>try to score
>try
Even when you shitpost you admit you cant get any?
>>69356694
Damn, you must be pretty cool
>>69356752
Really wasn't shit posting. To say it's 100% successful would be a lie. But from time to time it works. I'm batting like .250ish
>he doesn't smoke spliffs after work and watch baseball
Casuals and lames the lot of you
Allahu Akbar
>>69356774
You sound miserable and lonely.
>working
>drinking
>smoking
>girls
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD
>>69356725
Analslime
>rags
ntiggers
>>69356641
> I just don't understand why you think drinking alcohol is some indicitor of having a fulfilling life or something
i don't know why you think anybody said that, or why you think you're such a superior specimen for not drinking. i think you have a god complex my dude
>rags
>thought the curse wasn't real
>all tiki had to do was apologize
>it's too late
>rags
>>69356796
subtract roofies and fatties and recalculate that average
>>69356857
shouldnt you be emptying a piss bottle?
>>69356877
I don't think I'm superior for not drinking, I just said I'm not a fan of it anymore, but I'll still have a couple of beers every few weeks-month. It used to be my favorite thing to do for a while. Just think it's stupid to act like someone's a square because they don't drink very often
no windians
>implying Jake Goat isn't worthy of the final vote
>>69356984
>Team
>"- - -"
KEK
>>69356879
>implying fatties and roofies don't count
>>69356987
He is, but so is everybody besides Story
>Indins lose
>Tiggers lose
>Roylels lose
Praise Jobu
>>69357042
>Royals lose
not just yet
>>69356965
It's not that you're a square for not drinking, you sound like a square cause the 2 of you acted like condescending dicks about it.
>The Walgreens Pharmacys
K-Rod this is a really close game, but we don't need you
>the city of Brad Ausmus
>>69357093
You are correct, anon.
>>69356965
> it's stupid to act like someone's a square because they don't drink very often
dude you're the one passing judgment, zoom out and take stock of your life
>Cusb 2-4 against the Barves, 4th
>Rags down 0-4 against the T___s, 6th
How does this keep happening
>>69357096
I mean, if someone wants to be a condescending dick I guess I'll respond like a condescending dick, that's all
>>69357182
it's almost as if...baseball has a 162 game season!
>>69357182
>2-4
???
mariners please
why didn't you turn that easy double play
>>69356774
t. gold karma redditor
>>69357182
>>69357208
0-2, 4th inning
I'll kill myself now
>>69357182
thatsbaseball.exe
Cubs saying the fan intentionally jumped, trying to get onto the field
The Jays train rolls on
>>69357182
Both teams being cursed probably doesn't help
>>69357256
calling someone a nerd does not equate to calling someone a dependent alcoholic, but nice falsity, ass-for-brains
>Doyers
>>69357375
I didn't call anybody a dependent alcoholic. Nice lie though
>NATIONALS
fuck the slide rule desu
>>69357420
>>69357375
both of you shut the fuck up
>lastros
pussies
>Washitton Natshitnals
>the shitty of d.c
>>69357493
where do i find a qt As gf in toronto
>>69357661
As friendly gay bar
>Mariners
Wow
>memeiners
w
e
w
Apologize right the fuck now
think its time we brought this back
>2.0
let's be real, we all knew the nats were going to start choking the division away at some point, right?
>memenerds
suck it
hahahahahahahahHh
reminds me of the time Quintana went 8 innings about 75 pitches, 0 R, and he was taken out for the 9th and the sox lost
I FUCKING HATE YOU CISHEK
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
WASTING THAT PAXTON PERFORMANCE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69357661
a's/jasy series?
>>69357042
I told you, you fucking jinxed the Ms faggot
>FERNANDO CISHEK
>STEVE RODNEY
THE RIDE NEVER FUCKING ENDS
The rags and cubes are literally both losing to the two worst teams in baseball right now. Now, this wouldn't be that hilarious unless you realize how bad they've already been choking recently
>>69357794
Hey it's not my fault Cishek is garbage
>>69357793
oh fuck thats a week from now, what do i do, what do grils from oakland like?
How the fuck has Familia converted 31/31 saves, yet none of his outings are 1-2-3. I swear, a walk or two hits every single time.
>>69357739
15 pitches
2 strikes
>>69357786
>WASTING THAT PAXTON PERFORMANCE
Shut the fuck up fat man
Striking out 3 n giving up 2 runs over 8 innings of work is not a """"performance""""
That is LUCK
FOH
>randers losing to the twins
>>69357761
I thought they had the hitting to carry them desu
Fuck the Mariners
I hate this team so much, why do I keep putting myself through this?
Cano is the only good player in the team, the rest are either slightly above average or shit
>mariners are 2-12 in the last 14 1-run games
Nast fans are you realizing now that you're choking the division away again
>>69357873
Tell them you miss the '06 hyphy movement.
>rags
>2 hits
>0 runs
>t___s
>this humidity
>>69357922
shoulder/elbow
elbow
elbow
good
fat
>>69356618
whos team is this?
>>69357915
Nelson Cruz isn't "slightly above average", he's good
>It's a Mariners lose 10 road games on the bounce episode
>It's a Mariners lose 12 of the last 14 1 run game episode
Is there a worse team in baseball to support?
>>69358042
He's is good tbf just in a bad slump right now, and is getting on in age
>>69357980
kek this unbelievable asshurt
how'd your #1 prospect do against "fat" tonight?
>>69358044
dunno why you even chose seattle mate. shoulda known what you were getting yourself into
>Brad Ausmus didn't want to use K-Rod in 4-out situation. "If he was 25 maybe. I'd rather not do it too often." #Tigers.
WHAT THE FUCK BRAD
>RAGS
>tolleson at it again
>rags
>the tire fire that is their bullpen
>0-6
>RAGS
>>69358118
I made a huge mistake but it's too late I'm trapped forever, I like baseball too much
>>69358101
Giolito
3.2 IP 4ER
Bartolo the Hutt
4.2IP 6 ER
>>69358157
Wow and I thought gibbons was bad.
>>69358194
Right now you just know regret.
Soon enough you'll know hopelessness
Then comes the existential despair
>>69357761
yep
they could still win it over us in the end, I'm that overconfident/arrogant, but they aren't going to run away with it like some people thought
either way, both teams are way better than the marlins
is Kepler elite, will the big strong europeans notice us
>Walgreens BTFO
>the dumpster fire known as theTexas rangers bullpen
thank you based crying man
>>69358196
>3.2 IP
aahhahaha
and who won tonight? can't seem to remember that myself
>>69358238
This is my 3rd season, and I'm an Arsenal supporter... I'm already used to ii
>despite being 8 games under .500, the Colorado Rockies are sleepers to win an NLWC spot this season
Cap this.
>0-7
>Ragsu
>>69358295
Kek, how bout no
>he fell for the meme Coors boosted stats of the Rockies lineup
>>69358295
'no'
>>69358295
> the Colorado Rockies are sleepers to win an NLWC spot this season
>>69358274
season series so far
Nats 6
mest 4
Standings
1 Nats
2 mest
>rags
>0-8
>rasg
No wait
>0-NINE
>RAGIGULOUS
>>69358377
nope sorry I was looking for the score of the game tonight, guess you don't have it
can anyone tell me who won the mets-nationals game tonight?
>doyers pitching
>RAGS
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6ZXtjflIg4
>>69358295
I thought they were a sleeper like a week ago, but then they lost a few in a row and am not so sure anymore. I think it's possible though
>>69358377
How the fuck can Nationals fans feel confident after what happened last year? You were overwhelming World Series favorites, and the Mets were the team that won the division, then beat Kershit and Greinke in the NLDS, then swept into the World Series. Meanwhile the Bruce Herpes have still never won a playoff series.
The Nationals have no advantage right now other than the fact that they had a better and healthier start to the season.
>>69358424
win one game
lose the season
Hey the Royals won a game
>getting shut out by the Barfs
It's like the cusb didn't want to live deliciously
>>69358466
Is that a AAA team?
>>69357955
Oh and black guys.
so if you're muslim, you're almost there
>>69358462
so basically the Nationals after scherzer's no no last year? sounds about right, at least you guys were in first for a while huh
>>69358428
It's not possible. They'd have to go like 50-28 the rest of the season to have a chance, which obviously won't happen
>RAGS
>>69358295
The NL is too top heavy
If they were in the AL then maybe
>>69358520
didn't the nats just sweep the mest 30-0 a week ago?
>losing 9-0 to the Twinkies
>rags
>>69358588
>at home
>while surrending 17 hits
>>69358579
harvey starts don't count
>>69358426
>cokestros
>>69354143
So wait he...shaves everything?
>>69358579
>pre-Reyes games
>meaning anything
top fucking kek
>>69358529
>what is 2007
it's happened before. I'm glad that we stopped that nonsense though.
>>69358529
it's not impossible
their next 14 games are against the phillies, braves and rays, only 3 on the road. If they can get back to .500 here they could make a run
>>69358780
But honestly this year probably isn't their best chance
It's possible, but very unlikely
They're going to be getting over the next few years, that front office is doing good work
>IT'S TEN TO NOTHING
>rags……......>rags >rags >rags................. >rags ........................ >rags >rags ..................... >rags >rags
>…>rags…....>rags ......... >rags.......... >rags .... >rags ........... >rags .............................. >rags
>……>rags....>rags >rags >rags........ >rags >rags >rags ...... >rags ...... >rags>rags .......... >rags
>……>rags....>rags >rags.................. >rags ......... >rags ..... >rags ................... >rags ............... >rags
>…>rags…....>rags ......... >rags........ >rags ......... >rags ....... >rags ................. >rags .................... >rags
>rags……......>rags................ >rags . >rags ......... >rags.............>rags >rags >rags............. >rags >rags
>rags……......>rags >rags >rags................. >rags ........................ >rags >rags ..................... >rags >rags
>…>rags…....>rags ......... >rags.......... >rags .... >rags ........... >rags .............................. >rags
>……>rags....>rags >rags >rags........ >rags >rags >rags ...... >rags ...... >rags>rags .......... >rags
>……>rags....>rags >rags.................. >rags ......... >rags ..... >rags ................... >rags ............... >rags
>…>rags…....>rags ......... >rags........ >rags ......... >rags ....... >rags ................. >rags .................... >rags
>rags……......>rags................ >rags . >rags ......... >rags.............>rags >rags >rags............. >rags >rags
>>69358773
Yeah, I know, thanks for that. I don't know who they thought they were. I know they made a big run but I don't remember how big
>>69358780
Stranger things have happened I guess
>>69358863
It'll be tough competing with the marlins mets nats cardinals doyers and pirates
who /chewy chips ahoy/ here?
>>69358913
Just make some real cookies son
>rags
>getting btfo by the t___ks at home
>race war in dallas
rags can't get a break tonight
>>69358913
Too sweet for me
>>69358951
>race war in dallas
wait what
>>69359044
>3 cops dead
good
>>69358996
> i don't follow the news at all
>>69359097
i dont have any tv service
>>69358548
7 games?
That almost sounds like a Bye Week
>>69359097
Americans getting shot is hardly newst
>>69359113
you're on the fucking world wide web you unbelievable moron
>>69359147
You can get Internet service without the TV. I do it.
>>69359178
What he's saying is that you don't need TV to follow the news if you're on the fucking internet
>>69359079
das it mane
>>69358894
they basically caught fire around the turn of August/September and won about 20 of 30 games in September to force the WC game vs. the Padres.
Of course, the Rockies won on a walk-off in 13 off Trevor "Will Never Be as Good as Rivera" Hoffman.
Then they SWEPT the DS vs the Phils and CS vs the D-Backs before getting absolutely buttfucked in the World Series.
>6-0
>Ryu doesn't even last 5 innings
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>69359147
and you think i have a fucking news stream on 24/7?
>Astros suck
>Rags imploding
>full out race war in Texas
SELL BACK TO MEXICO
>>69359211
we will win comrade
Rangers going all the way this year
>ywn play a game of catch with El Jefe
>tfw your favorite baseball team triggered some fat Texass fan so much that they indirectly got someone killed
get in here twinks bros
literally started race wars in Texass
>>69359242
do you not have twitter? do you not check on the news at all?
do you enjoy being completely out of touch?
>>69359417
no, no
yes
FUCK OFF NORMIES
>>69359417
baka
>>69359383
All the way to the bottom of the division
>>69359401
how has there not been a castro film staring liam nieson yet
>>69359445
>>69359457
> lol real life is for jokesters! lol guise check out the fresh new memes i posted! hehe
>>69359417
fuck off normie
>>69359496
> le normie meme! hehe xD i'm such a 4channer amirite?!@?!?
>>69359467
>casting an irish dude who can't speak spanish to play Fidel
shig. the guy who played him in Che (2008) was pretty good
>>69357026
fatties don't fucking count.
>doyers
>cubes
>rags
>nast
>native americans
>mfw literally every single game that was played today
>>69359571
Yeah, they do. Roofies don't, though. That's just cheating, really
>>69359642
Indians are better than all of your niggers
>>69359642
>tfw your team doesnt get greentexted
>roylels
>>69359678
based Rusty Kuntz
>>69359670
A's/Astros wasn't very spectacular, apart from Rich Hill dominating the mound
Oh and Coco getting ejected, kek
>>69359584
lol i'm not sorry that you're such a waste of life. enjoy your pitiful existence, fuckface
>>69359673
Okay I'll accept roofies not counting.
Fatties don't slaying some desperate slob that doesn't take any care of her body but expects a male model to whisk her away on his private jet doesn't count,
>>69358773
Why haven't you killed yourself FUCK THE BOSTON REDKEKS
INDIANS WOULD HAVE WON THE WORLD SERIES BUT THEY CHOKED
>>69359738
> i've never had sex but i imagine it's more than it's cracked up to be *tips trilby*
>>69359722
>implying seeing the A's be thorns in a contending team's side and keeping them from gaining a game in the standings doesn't make me happy beyond belief
Like I said, every game
>RAGS
>LOSING TO TWINS
>NIGGERS CHIMPING
THIS SHOULD BE INDICATION THAT YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE, TEXAS
>>69359781
Except the Rockies I guess. And the Angels and Cardinals somewhat. Fuck them
>>69359781
Would've been a perfect day if Analslime lost too.
>>69358157
he didn't even have a good reason...... krod hasn't pitched in 5 games.... guys he's actually an awful manager :'(
>Twins fans told them to apologize
>They didn't listen
>This is happening right now
>>69359689
I always kinda liked the Blow Gays
>>69359754
you got 7 runs on us in the top of the 9th in one of those games in that series. be proud of it.
and
>your #2 pitcher was using a fake name so he wouldn't get deported
>trusting Game 7 of the American League Championship Series to Jake Westbrook
you deserved to lose
in case you didn't know, Jim Johnson is still around
and he's still Jim Johnson
>>69360020
the guy that had the one good year as the Orioles' closer?
hello friends
can someone provide me with the o's girl with her hands on her cheeks wearing a beanie
thank you friends
>>69360020
it's too bad he's not with the lads anymore
Paxton was at 78 pitches, why didn't they let him complete the game?
>>69360020
who?
I only know a John Jimson.
Thanks again O's
>>69360093
starting to think Servais doesn't know what he's doing
>>69357920
That's almost mirroring us when we had that 10-23 slide. Shit sure does suck don't it?
>>69360091
wew LADs
H A N D B A G S
A
N
D
B
A
G
S
Oh fucking braves. You couldn't just pull it off could you?
any fellow bums in here
MARKAKIS
>>69359401
why live
>>69360194
Reporting i.... oh wait I forgot, god has blessed me a Giants fan
>All they had to do was apologize
>It's too late
>>69360246
I'd like to see you say the same if you were born in the 70s instead
>Cubes
>rags
>lastros
>memeiners
>>69360194
>6-0 Bot 8th
>Pardes at Doyers
The Giants lead gets bigger AND THEY AREN'T EVEN PLAYING
>LOL
>>69360309
>literally in 5th place behind the fuckin Athletics
>>69360309
you're still a bitch and your team will be shit until Trout's gone, but cheers senpai
>alpha teams:
jints
methinals
roylels
mest
injuns
>beta teams:
rags
walgreens
cusb
doyers
pierats
blow gays
>>69360375
Are the Barves alphas?
>>69360309
>16.5 GB
>11 WCGB
(You)
>>69360325
thanks for the reminder, always appreciated
>>69360375
>alpha
>beta
>>>/b/
>>69360375
>tfw alpha
When do I get my gf?
> Reddick
>>69360375
if the doyers are beta the jints should be too
>>69360456
pls respond
>>69354278
what is the wMC+ for the rags this season
>be a dogs fan
>boo mattingly out
>het hype for roberts
>roberts sucks
>>69360446
Never anon, you have to let it go ;_;
>>69360476
Give him a chance. Rome wasn't built in a day.
>>69360496
>Rome wasn't built in a day.
Yes, but it did totally burn down in a day.
>>69360469
No.
>>69360428
No problem how fun watching the doyers season go down in flames. THANKS
>spicgers get blown out by the dads
Lelmao. Inb4 dads go on a run after the all star break and make the playoffs
>>69360581
well it's not over yet, we still have plenty of baseball left
>>69360523
well if you look at it that way I guess the lads will never be successful again. Ever.
>>69360020
>tfw walkoff swept by the DBacks because of his stupid ass
>Cubes
>Nashitnals
>Doyers
>>69360771
>mets pitching prospects called up
>perform well
>walgreens pitching prospect called up
>spaghetti time
>>69360771
>Syndergaard
>deGrom
>Matz
>Colon
>Wheeler
Yeah we needed Fat Harvey to fuck off anyway
>Cusb
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lol just another elite high rising prospect coming through lol
future #1 prospect in baseball
>>69360771
>believing mets fans actually care that his season is done
>>69360874
>letting fleurs, one of the most unclutch hitter's in the majors, hit the go ahead run
No wonder that fan jumped
>>69360887
did someone mention elite prospects?
>>69360911
he is now 25 for 59 after getting called up to AA
if we're still in vegas next year he's going to hit .450+ there
Braves don't do this man
Braves are in trouble!!
Send energy pls?
\o/
>>69360956
we've already given you enough for KJ
>>69360956
/////O\\\\\
>>69360894
I was just commenting on last season's World Series in general
>>69360846
I see two, maybe three near-future TJ patients in that rotation there.
>ottomans
kek
>cubes
kek
Reminder that the Dodgers are competitive even with a bunch of injuries. Reminder that the vagints have lucked into having literally zero significant injuries all year. Reminder that there is no possibility the Dodgers would lose the division with a healthy team.
>mfw we have to face these Braves next
I'm not ready for clutch fleurs
>>69361049
nice bait
>>69361049
Reminder the padres have won the pennant more recently than the dodgers
>>69361049
>le suck in the playoffs team
The only good thing going for you guys is that Mattingly is no longer around
>>69361032
>>69361040
I'm sorry, but did the Cubs already get eliminated? Oh, that's right. The season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does struggling at halftime count as an elimination? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Cubs are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the NL Central for how many weeks now? They're played in one of the worst teams in the MLB who just happen to win because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a first place team. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Cubs are one of the best fucking teams in the MLB, they went 97-65 last year and would of won the World Series if they didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Cubs wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Pirates just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Cardinals did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Cubs topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>69361119
This is the only pasta that makes meh chuckle
>>69361119
>You are nothing
Just like the amount of WS rings the ottomans have won in 108 years. This pasta is stale by the way
lol, MLB network is accidentally playing an old episode of quick pitch instead of the current one
>A's signed anoter switch-pitcher to Stockton
where were you when >we revolutionized the game forever once again?
>>69361148
Kek, that was weird, it was fine earlier
>>69361049
>Here's a pity (YOU), doyers fan.
>>69361119
>LOL
Thanks for the pasta but it was a little salty.
>>69361064
feels bad, sox would be much better with him. Rodon for one wouldn't be shit probably, and the others could only be better. Not to mention the catcher situation on this team right now with all the injuries.
>>69361065
>>69361081
>>69361084
>>69361214
>Team that's fully healthy bragging about being barely ahead of Dodgers, despite LA having half the squd on the DL
The Yankees have the cringiest and worst broadcasters in baseball
>>69361291
I'm pretty sure the giants' broadcasters are up there with them
>>69361278
dude, stop false flagging. I'm not going to say what you're trying to get me to say
>>69361291
>not the nationals
yankees are a close second though, tied with the jays
>>69361301
>Hating K&K
lel every time steve cishek blows a save he posts some retarded bible quote on twitter
like, god won't make you a non-shit pitcher nigga lmao
>>69361291
yes network is underated 2bh
>>69361291
That Blue Jays guy who sounds like he's literally eating while he speaks is fucking awful
>Jash Danaldsan
It's kinda funny tbqh.
>>69361278
>only jint fans hate the doyers
no
pretty much everyone fucking hates you faggots
maybe you should get rid of the spic gangs in your parking lots
Tim Lincecum was an answer on jeopardy tonight. I got while those dumbasses on the show didn't get it HAHA
Yeah, I'm breddy smart desu :^)
>>69361841
Yeah, I know right. Since all the Bankee bandwagoners are gone. The only team left with blowhard fans that are about as annoying are doyers fans. THEY KEEP THINKING THEIR TEAM IS THE SHIT BUT THEIR TEAM IS REALLY JUST SHIT. Especially since Kershaw is out for the season hopefully.
>>69362063
Was he the answer or in the question? What was the category?
>>69362548
http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/look-saying-who-is-tim-lincecum-could-have-made-someone-1200/
>>69362582
And the Category was 'Giants'
>>69362582
neat
>helped the Giants win 3 world series
The first, definitely.
The second, I can see the argument.
The third? nah
>>69362619
Yeah, they put all kinds of dumb shit in their clues sometimes
Considering this is supposedly the age of baseball parity, why are none of the Division races (except the AL East) close? Even the NL WC is looking set.
>>69362706
Nothing is set. The NL East is also really close and all of these leads could very easily be lost. There's about 75 games still left
Worst team.
Worst fans.
Worst state.
Literally one bad week and they're all gone, GONE. Fucked off to suck off the Cowshits. Hope a dindu lives matter riot burns the city
>tfw no Jane Lee gf
>>69362706
The fuck do you expect m8, a one game lead all season?
>>69364087
>tfw no gf at all
>>69361703
I'm trying to think who this is. Pat Tabler?
>>69363318
>implying
Stop filtering mazarra Rory mvp
>>69367532
Well even the former KC meme stealing autist has abandoned them
So why doesn't Dallas have a mlb team?
>>69368749
Because Texas already has 2 teams they don't need another.
>>69363318
Roylels are just as bad
>>69368749
Because the Arlington Rangers already suck enough for the entire DFW area.
mfw royals won a game
>>69354143
>people think this is the body of a roider
Chris Sale for Moncada, Benintendi & Shaw.
Yes or no, Sox bros?
>>69371215
There's a good chance the white sox would want a pitching prospect as well. Probably a damn good one.
Why'd he do it bros?
>>69371314
Probably traveled to Dallas to blow off steam from having to play with the >doyers
>>69370619
>paxton pitches incredible
>bullpen blows it
Did this happen again? I didn't watch
Why is Jake Lamb so underrated?
>Matt Harvey out for the season
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
there is 1-6 total baseball threads a day during the summer and baseball season
I have filter 30 different keywords relating to soc 57 filtered threads, STILL MORE SOC THREADS WHY DONT THEY MAKE A PICTURE FILTERING SYSTEM dive grass is literally cancer on. /sp/
>>69371270
Well therein lies the problem. Boston doesn't have any.
>>69371395
They both kinda blew it, but Cishek blew it more
Brooks "Brooks Pounders" Pounders got his first big league win too so that was fun. His daddy cried on TV
>>69371789
Its just my opinion but I can't see the white sox trading sale without getting a legitimate replacement down the road. Good pitching is so hard to find. Not to mention sale makes literally nothing in comparison to other starters.
I think most Mets fans will agree with me when I saw good riddance, Matt Harvey. He's 4-10. Arguably worse of the 5 starters. He's been more of a distraction this season. Dodging those reporters that start. I don't know if the Royals BTFO harveys confidence. I don't know if its structural damage. But we have Wheeler coming back. Logan could get a few spot starts. Last year I would have panicked. But this Harvey news is fine tbqh
>>69371215
You're not getting sale.
>>69371969
Its more likely they get Quintana to be honest. Which isn't a bad thing considering how consistent he's been for the past few years. They still probably need to dump the farm to even sniff a chance at a trade.
>>69371934
Yeah, he's got great stuff but he just wasn't getting it done this year.
The only problem here is that wheeler hasn't started his 30 day rehab assignment yet so he definitely not coming back until August
>>69371727
Thank God
>t. Mets fan
>>69371516
I'm just guessing because of >dbags?
>>69372686
Idk what it is but he's elite as fuck. He has the 2nd best slugging % only behind Ortiz. He also has a 155 wRC+ which is 7th in the entire league. Maybe its just my autism but it's insane if he doesn't make the ASG.
Is there a streakier team in the majors than the White Sox? I honestly don't know what kind of team they want to be.
Also fuck the Avi Curse.
>>69374009
Mariners, they just lost the 14 of their last 16 one run games. You don't even know.
How did we go from this...
>>69374166
The Cubs are just tired and have a lot of guys injured. We also need Theo to clean house in our bullpen and get rid every fucker who's in there.
>>69374166
Probably checked out now that the All Star Break is here. If that's not it, then I'll go get the popcorn.
>>69374089
Welcome to my world circa 2015
>>69361291
Nationals announcers are god awful.
>>69361291
The radio crew maybe. TV crew is alright, Singleton is cozy as fuck and I like O'Neil and Cone.
Also, the Nationals are straight up shit. Hawk is also shit
>>69361291
I wasn't aware that Hawk was a Yankee broadcaster
>rags
>the state of emergency of texass
>>69374846
Oh yeah, I was talking about the radio people. Forgot they were the radio ones
>>69374985
Michael Kay is just as bad desu
>Bartolo Colon is an All Star
fuck you Terry Collins
>Colon to replace Bumgarner
>Terry's face right now
>>69375202
>>69375216
Oh my god.
here are 3 pitchers more deserving than Colon, none of whom are scheduled to pitch before the break
>>69375202
>>69375216
What a joke.
>be national league
>have your two best pitchers by a significant margin, including the best pitcher in baseball not pitch in the all star game
Hey NL, how you want your all star game?
>>69375316
Should definitely be Pomeranz. The guy's no joke
>>69375342
there is no significant margin between Bumgarner and Arrieta/Syndergaard
>>69371516
Because Chase stats are nearly as useless as Coors stats and nobody takes Dbacks hitters seriously.
>>69375177
he really isn't. I'm not the biggest kay fan but he's no way near as bias as to the team he's calling as hawk
>Colon is in the ASG
>Pomeranz is not
>>69375386
He's giving up about a quarter of a run less per game than those guys. The point was that the 2 best NL pitchers this year aren't pitching
>>69375342
kershit LOST the All Star Game last year
we're fine with him being out
>>69375441
and yet he has a higher FIP and xFIP than both
>>69375473
>implying anyone cares about meme stats
>it's an everyone becomes passive-aggressive at the all star break episode
yeah, I've seen this one before
no one will remember a month from now when your favorite player didn't get the call to be in the game
if you whine about this stuff, you are a confirmed faggot
>>69375507
Yeah, cuz everyone here is a Padres fan huh. Fucking idiot
>>69375387
Then why is his wRC+ so much better than arenado? It's Park adjusted which takes into account both chase and coors. Only Matt Carpenter and Josh Donaldson have better wRC+ for 3B.
>>69360771
>implying we give a fuck when there's:
>Thor
>Matz
>DeGrom
>Bartolo "big sexy" Colon
>>69375507
Is it confirmed only fake fans care about ASG drama?
>>69375547
huh?
>>69375563
>>69375563
>>69375563
>>69375563
NEW THREAD MY FRIENDS
>>69375581
fuck you
no one post in that thread
>>69375594
I second this
>>69375615
I fourth this
>>69361431
Well they suck, not much more you can say about that. I really don't like homers who always look for reasons to take the blame away from their teams' players. The giants are a good team, sure, but that doesn't mean they're always the victim.
But if you're into that kind of announcer I guess they'd be perfect for you.
>>69362151
y'all are just jealous, like St. Louis and everyone else.
>>69375342
looking pretty derpy right there
>>69375507
Honestly who gives a fuck about it?
Which one
>>69362151
desu the only fanbases i hate on here are both the dodgers and giants
>>69375752
Mr. Met if I can fuck Mrs. Met right in front of him.
>>69375759
I'm a doyers fan but I understand why you might
reminder to create a new /mlb/ general at bump limit and ignore the thread created 20 posts early
>>69371215
I would take it
>>69374009
feels like a lot of teams this year are pretty streaky
>>69374166
>people thought they'd win 120 games
wew, literally need to play better than the 96 bulls from now on to do it
>bartolo colon is an all star
fuck the asg desu, how the fuck did this fat fuck get in over pomeranz
>>69375848
who the fuck do you think you are?
>Strasburg to be replaced by Scherzer
>>69375565
Its literally the best stat to determine how good a hitter is.
>>69376013
>Terry Collins
Fuck that nigga, I'm glad he lost the world series.
>Jose Quintana vs Julio Teheran on Sunday
>>69376295
*saturday
**tomorrow
>>69375563
>>69375563
>>69375563
new thread
>>69376393
>one post early still
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