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>not-european GP tiem
>Nico v Lewis is getting interesting at least
>Ted is still asking himself why they boxed Nico first
>will Ferrari get a single tire stint right this season?
>>69327552
First for Liechtenstein
>>69327552
fpbp - first place black person
nascar's better
fourth for fourthberg
6th for Heineken Grand Prix of Italy
>>69327678
>Heineken
see >>69327596
xth for Max outbullying the Bully
>British '''''''''weather'''''''
>>69327980
Very nice
>>69327980
ahh yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdKZyiaF690
Press
>>69328129
ugh, still too many white faces in the press conference, when are we going to really get some diversity?
>>69328203
Hamilton has a diversity of neck chains.
>>69328227
ugh im tired of the racism you are displaying
#weareallthesame #blacklivesmatter
Who here is up for coop championship in F1 2016?
>>69327045
>fatjohn and checo more relevant than gimi
And Finland loses again.
>>69328269
doesnt exist in 2016 from what i can find
F1 2016 on PC or on PS4
I can't choose
how many times have the petronas brothers hit eachother? compilation worthy I think
>>69328305
XBONE
>>69328305
how is this even a choice if you own a semi decent pc?
>>69327163
Are you the pooey lynx lad?
>>69328374
Well...you're right I guess
>>69327980
>saturday is literally called qualifying day in Brazil
>>69328305
forza 6 is better than f1 anyways?
>>69328129
>those fucking chains Lewis is wearing
just kys, Shamilton
wots being said?
>>69328555
No dissin'!
>>69328509
you can't compare those games
>>69328450
No m8, Saturday is SAB. QUA is Wednesday
>>69328660
Are your days literally called 2nd, third, fourth, fifth and sixth?
>>69328129
>no Ferrari drivers
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>69328705
pretty much
Its actually segunda feira, terça feira, quarta feira, etc. I don't really know what the 'feira' part means lel.
>Ferrari announce a sponsorship with Ray-Ban
>meanwhile Kimi wears Oakleys and has a sponsorship deal with them
I think this confirms that Gimi will be dropped t b h lads
>>69328782
>Ray-Ban
>not Persol
Ferrari pleb af
>>69327664
Can you imagine the moaning if that had happened the other way around? The Austrians would have strung Hamilton up by his neck.
>>69328760
It should come from ferial, a not-festive day. Which doesn't make much sense since then Sunday would be the first non-festive day, but I guess it's just leftovers from old timey-times, just like December isn't the 10th month.
>>69328603
"Remember when I was a Brit?"
>>69328853
>It should come from ferial, a not-festive day
Yes, I think that is it.
Thanks for the rich cvltvre my firend.
which driver has the weirdest fetish
>>69329218
Jolyon
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>>69329218
Ericsson likes to have women pee on him
>>69329218
eric's son loves piss
nasa loves scat
>>69329244
Palmer is the most boring F1 driver ever. 100% normie.
What's up with the Nobel Peace Price stuff that one guy asked about?
>>69329218
rosberg sniffs vivian's farts
>>69329218
bottas
he has that thing where he likes to have sex with dead women
>>69329267
>>69329257
>18:56:17
>18:56:36
Wait, is this an actual thing?
>>69329350
You're as much of a psychopath, poortugal.
>>69329377
I don't know it just suits him
>>69329377
yes, he truly does
>>69329298
Those that are lame on the outside are the strangest in real life.
>>69327980
decent chance of rain on Sunday, nice
I really fucking hate Palmer.
> For the British drivers: What does it feel like a race coming home
> Not having to go on a plane is a bonus... the rest everything what Jenson said
Boring fucking faggot, I literally feel sleepy when he talks.
>>69329377
it's so warm and comforting, and yellow ofc, like a ray of sunshine in liquid form
>>69329377
he's swedish
>>69329377
>he's never had a qt piss on his head
>>69329834
the gf of the left
>>69328129
Disregarding his appearance for a second (you racists), Lewis is always most tolerable during press conferences. He's almost bro-tier.
>cursing
>fan of NASCAR
Fat John is an honorary American hero
how to follow WRC? absolutely no TV coverage in America, what torrents there are are slow/under seeded
>>69330118
Their Youtube channel does good summaries, about 5-7 videos per rally.
>>69330118
Its impossible, I've come to this conclusion. At least here.
Watch yt videos.
>>69329379
no
i'm not
fuck you,Verstappen
>>69330477
now you are brazilian
>>69330004
FATJOHN!!!FATJOHN!!!FATJOHN!!!FATJOHN!!!
FATJOHN!!!FATJOHN!!!FATJOHN!!!FATJOHN!!!
>>69330477
That is no how you rip bananas. You should wrap them in newspaper faggot
>>69330528
I like bananas
they're pretty delicious desu
>>69330573
you stupid idiot newspaper is for reading
anyway my bananas will be ripped tomorrow
I will have a cheeky banana for afternoon snack
McLaren is already better than Haas and Toro Rosso, how much longer until the beat Williams and Force India?
>mfw McLaren WCC in 2018
>mfw Alonso will get two more WDCs before he retires
>>69329218
Rosberg likes to watch his wife being fucked by a nigger with a fake American accent who shouts 'STILL I RISE' as he lays his seed in her womb
>>69330658
please
>>69330658
more like "How much longer until Manor beats them?"
>>69330658
no chance lol
Going to test some Bugels as an FP1 snack in 15 bong
>tfw gimi will retire at the end of this season
>>69330625
I bet you eat bananas like a pleb.
>>69330777
trips of truth, fug
>>69330777
triple sevens confirm
fuck
rip kimster
>>69330777
Good, Why does anyone like this cunt?
>>69330777
casino trips, does this mean that gimi will become a pro slot machine player?
>>69330821
"shut up i know what im doing"
>>69330802
I certainly don't eat them like a monkey
that's your thing
>>69330777
Kimi > Seb
he'll also finish with more points. why would he retire the year he beats the team's "no.1" driver?
>>69330821
because he's le doesn't a shit cool icelad
>>69330840
You should smash them with a fork and add oat and honey. That is how.
took a nap dudes
ready to shitpost until fp1/2
best looking car on the grid?
my vote goes to pic related
>>69330895
This is how you do it for your master portuguese master, isn't it ?
>>69330838
>can't even get the quote right
>>69330957
Yes, for him for his wifes son.
what's /f1/'s opinion on buying f1's apparel?
>>69330946
RB or Toro Rosso or Hass
>>69331017
>a shirt
>>69330946
FI is the worst looking on the grid mate
>>69331058
what about the disgusting sauber and manor cars
>>69331017
overpriced and a lot of it looks shit
>>69330985
Yeah
She had a baby from you before he became her bull
>>69331094
shutup the manor looks great
>>69331116
i disrespectfully disagree
fuck you
>>69331017
>paying the Jews to advertise their shit
Bitch tier.
>>69330946
Renault
>>69331155
I accept that your opinion is different from mine
nigger
>>69331017
Id buy a marlboro shirt if they still had those
Is this the ideal 2017 season for /sp/
>Rosberg and Hamilton crash mid season
>Rosberg has serious injuries, out for the rest of the season
>Hamilton dies
>Ricciardo wins the championship
>Alonso in second
>AMX in third
>>69330946
the Merc of course, for three years running now
>>69331204
this might beat it, if the yellow was less mustard looking
honorable mention to the Manor car
i'll be so fucking pissed if merc starts favoring rosberg with strategy and team orders. all of the conspiracy theories will be true
>>69330923
i was promised shitposting
Please dont let my pretty thread die today, /f1/
>>69331694
haven't had my coffee yet
>>69331870
>not drinking Martinis and Red Bull
>>69329644
If I had chance to punch him in the kisser I would and while sauntering away get his dad in the baws.
Cunts
http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/f1/10495010/johnny-takes-a-tumble
ebin
>>69331204
Would this car look better or worse with yellow wings? Hm
>>69332315
they should have a hoverboard race with all the drivers
>the Honda hoverboard catches fire
Holy fuck, U.K.!
I just got out of Heathrow after being detained for 5 hours because of fucking DENTAL FLOSS!
Stupid fucking Brits apparently never heard of the shit and thought it was some kind of advanced explosive device.
Took me hours using demonstrations, youtube videos, and calls to the American Dental Association and the Royal Army Dental Corps, before I finally managed to convince you dumb fucks that such a thing existed for oral hygiene purposes.
On to Londonistan...
>>69332500
1/10 for effort
>>69332500
I just got back from the dentist and everything was fine but I needed to floss more
>>69332689
based Ned defending our teeth
>>69331559
i don't want to see that happening, but why do you amerifats love the nigger so much?
who /france/ here?
>>69332878
supporting /france/ bc of renault
>>69332689
>posts propaganda paid for by U.K. government so people don't lose confidence in their abysmal "health care" programs
Well, it must be true...
>>69333326
hamildubs
>>69332737
that's what they say to everybody, probably get kickbacks from the floss industry 2bh
>>69332860
https://youtu.be/mQv5sVYdTaA
hamilton is actually good at wheel to wheel racing
>>69333855
it's two arrows my man
>>69333333
wish I had been keeping a pepe folder since the beginning
Pointless to start one now, many have been lost forever
>>69334034
heres some pepe
>>69334389
>Posting meme drivers
>Not posting Rio Haryanto
>>69334287
>>69334389
>>69334713
amx has had three podiums already? wew
![P-20160701-00228_HiRes_JPEG_24bit_RGB-6b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6kqRD51.jpg "P-20160701-00228 HiRes JPEG 24bit RGB-6b[1]")
>Kvyat still happy
>>69330946
Manor.
is he actually the child of this mercedes guy?
>>69334034
I have almost 200 pepes in my pepe folder
>>69335489
this 2bh
>>69335489
>>69335718
Manor pre-recolor.
Throwback to kimi's incredibly long sentence on the podium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaBityjUgmM
>>69335799
he knew exactly what he was doing
fukken roscuck
>Wolff said he had given Hamilton and Rosberg guidelines about their conduct on track but repeatedly refused to detail what they were or the potential penalties that could be imposed if they were not followed.
>However, the only penalty the team could impose that would have any significant deterrent effect would be a fine or suspension from a race.
If Merc does suspend one of them (incredibly doubtful), can they get Werhlein for a race or they put in someone else, in which case, who?
>>69336608
>tfw no cat
Mom doesn't want one.
We have a yorkie but it's not the same.
I always wanted a cat.
>>69336885
hamilton's fault
>>69337035
move out you obese lazy neet faggot and get yourself a cat
>>69337035
She's afraid you'll eat it.
Aren't you filthy rich anyway? What really could be the issues with having a cat?
>>69336916
The penalty will be a swap with Wehrlein for the driver at fault (which will always be Rosberg, t. FIA). If it's a racing Incident it will be Wehrlein and Ocon driving.
>>69336916
they won't suspend because that could give Ferrari a shot at the WDC
>>69337035
>We have a yorkie
you mean the chocolate bar?
I bet you have more than one mate
>>69337379
>Aren't you filthy rich anyway?
No, we're kinda poor like most people in this country.
Mom has a 700- wait, it was lowered to 680€ pension and I get part of my dead dad's pension which is 400€ because I'm "disabled". We also have grandma's pension which helps. So yeah, not rich at all.
We do have a few houses and that's it.
>>69337805
>Ferrari a shot at the WDC
Hahahahaha, nice joke. HAM and ROS could miss two races each and one of them will still be champion
>>69337898
No, the dog.
>>69338078
dogs are so shit
>>69338173
dogs are bros for life
cats are pets for autists
>>69337981
>a few house
Geez, sell one, or is the economy that bad over there that having houses doesn't mean anything?
>>69338336
dogs are too needy
>>69338026
I agree but Mercedes are autistic enough to believe it
>>69338446
We actually kinda want to sell one but not right now because, of course, the prices are shit.
Maybe after the crisis ends. If it ends that is.
>>69338026
>two
more like 3 or 4, given Seb's bad luck, Kimi's inconsistency, and Ferrari """"""strategy""""""
gimi WDC 2016
RIP Schumi!
>>69337035
>tfw one of my cats is a fat bastard and the other is a skinny former stray
>>69338336
dogs are pets for casuals
> hey im owner
> HEY HEY HEY IM DOG PLEASE OWN ME I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
>>69327980
Worst thing that can happen in British GP
You get a bit wet
Worst thing you can happen a Brazil GP
Murdered kidnapped Zikamalaria
do not die on me
Magny-Courts replacing the Nurburgring next year, lads
though we could be going to Estoril instead
>>69340752
>Worst thing that can happen in British GP
You get blown the fuck up by an IRA or Muslim bomb....
>>69342166
Paul Ricard actually, since Bernie owns it
Keep it alive
>>69343006
that was at monaco right after the safety car went in. he went over the white lines and spun out
who else /knows their f1/ here?
>>69343251
grats for not having a memory of a goldfish
must be a rare thing over where you are
>>69343251
not impressed
>>69343251
wew lad, you are very knowledgeable
>>69343251
This was at Imola in 1994.
>>69342166
>Estoril
moar liek esTSUUUUUUUUril
>>69330946
Red Bull matte coating is amazing
>>69343934
wonder why they don't use matt tape on the panel gaps
>>69328129
I'm slowly beginning to like Wehrlein
maybe because he is the new autistic driver
>>69345045
>Wehrlein :'DDDDDD
I can see this happening
>IT'S A RAINY DAY HERE AT SILVERSTON AND LEWIS HAMILTON IS LOOKING TO OVERTAKE HIS TEAM MATE IN THE 2016 DRIVER'S CHAMPIONSHIP
>AS WE REMEMBER, LAST YEAR WE SAW LEWIS TAKE A STUNNING VICTORY IN VERY SIMILAR CONDITIONS, AND HE'S LOOKING VERY STRONG TO MAKING IT AGAIN AT HIS HOME GRAND PRIX
>MARTIN, DO YOU THINK ROSERG CAN COME BACK AND CHALLENGE LEWIS AFTER AUSTRIA?
That's a good intro t.b.h.
>>69345796
> Well, yes, Martin, I do think Hamilton will have a great shot here at his home grand prix
> He has the psychological advantage
>>69345796
reminder that hamilton will be leading the championship after this weekend
>>69345909
I like the way you think Martin
Reminder that if Crofty is still coughing this weekend he will probably die this season
>>69346382
Good riddance
>AND HERE COMES THE BRITISH DRIVER AND TAKES THE CHEQUERED FLAG, WINNING FOR THE FOURTH TIME HERE AT HIS HOME RACE IN SILVERSTON!!!
>A DOMINANT SHOW BY LEWIS HAMILTON TODAY WITH NO MISTAKES BY HIMSELF, OR THE TEAM, AND UNLIKE HIS TEAM MATE NICO ROSBERG WHO UNFORTUNATELY HAD TO RETIRE AFTER JUST 5 LAPS AND A MESSY START INTO THE RACE
>A PERFECT WEEKEND FOR LEWIS THEN, WOULD YOU SAY SO, MARTIN?
>>69333214
Those surveys are literally done by an American institute
>>69346579
It's just bantz, Nigel.
No need to get your dentures bent out of shape.
croft 'em
fuck, I miss Jake
>>69346382
Caught aids from cuckderesta
>>69347128
me too lad
lazenby is pure ebola
you see felipe this is how you smedl 'em
>>69347211
>ebola
got me thinking, is it still a thing?
>>69347437
Last I heard it's as bad as ever, just next to no risk of it spreading to our countries anymore
grazie italia
grazie italia
>>69348117
large degree of kek
forza ferrari
>>69335489
Manor is aesthetic as fuck.
mfw we're living in a new prost v senna era and nobody realizes it
who /hoping for Ham DNF here/?
>>69349214
Whats better is that Hamilton is the prost
>>69330118
http://www.redbull.com/en/motorsports/offroad/video-series/1331700810755/world-rally-championship-videos
red bull does a decent coverage
>>69349585
can't wait to see Nico leave the championship winning team and die in the 4th round of the season
>>69330118
not bad for a 200hp shoebox
WRC is neutered compared to the good old days though
>>69349946
WRC is gonna be so much better next year
>>69349253
planet earth
>>69349253
Kek wills it.
>>69350013
Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cshN4afI2lo
>BOOOOOOO
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Conwettelens wewis
>BOOOO
>>69349214
Or...
>not.Just sitting on sky f1s cock.
>>69350053
more horsepower
bigger restrictor
25kg lighter
bigger diffuser
bigger aero
Citroen back as a full manufacturer as well as Toyota
>have to get sky f1 50 fps torrent because I'm away from the house with premium greek tv
>don't understand what the commentators are saying a lot of the time
>radio calls are not translated
Fug.
I'm really good at reading english, like I read entire books just fine but my listening is really shit. Can't watch movies/play games without english subs etc.
>>69350201
how much more HP? it'd have to be over 500hp for me to begin taking it seriously. i understand the cars are much lighter now than they used to be, but they're also much safer. the tracks are much safer too. there's no reason the cars can't be as fast as they were 30 years ago. i'm honestly tired of looking back and remembering how exciting motorsport used to be. the obsession with safety is ruining everything
>>69350562
trimming or shaving?
>>69350734
Cutting.
With scissors.
>>69350639
Up to 400hp I think, they have a bit over 300ish currently. The cars are gonna be wider as well and the stage times will be massively quicker (i've heard 30s thrown around but no clue what it was in reference to)
Of course it's not as much power as group b but it's still a huge step in the right direction
>>69350787
oh that's pretty good then
>>69350787
400 hp is getting close to early group b
>>69327712
Fucking hipster vs pleb. Both of those are trash.
'muh microbrews.
>>69335375
I don't get all the hate for him. Sure, he has been Maldonading every race since the amx swap, but he is otherwise really humble, down to earth, positive guy. He's exactly the opposite to the shithead russian stereotype.
>>69328853
It actually comes from "feira", which was the latin name of the partying days before easter (something like that). Easter sunday was known as Prima Feira, before it became Domingo. Sábado comes from the "shabbat".
>>69350639
>the tracks are much safer too.
Not really.
>there's no reason the cars can't be as fast as they were 30 years ago
Cars are about as quick as B-group used to be. Better handling compensates for lack brute force.
Brute force had it's day with B-group, had it continued, more drivers would have died.
>i'm honestly tired of looking back and remembering how exciting motorsport used to be. the obsession with safety is ruining everything
Constant deaths on tracks was so cool.
>>69350787
>Up to 400hp I think, they have a bit over 300ish currently
Currently it's between 330 and 340hp or so.
IMHO the exiting thing about next WRC season is more factory teams. Last decade or so has been boooooooring as fuck due to lack of competitive teams.
I still can't understand how Honda can be so shit. It's been 2 years since they got back into F1 and they had been developing the PU for 2 more years before that. How can they still be shit? Not underperforming, but complete we-cant-even-challenge-foreskindia shit?
Ron Dennis has like 40 years worth of experience, how can he allow shit like this to happen? Honda is not new to this either.
>inb4 muh autism
>>69350013
>>69351384
It's not gonna save it. Nothing can.
It is dead. Youth don't want to watch a glorified time trial and would rather watch rallycross or another gymkhana video on youtube.
Until they make it like the rally version of touge and have 1 on 1 duels along the course it ain't coming back from the jaws of death.
>>69351684
plan: unrestricted everything and rename it to "death race"
http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/hamilton-destroyed-room-after-baku-qualifying-mistake-lauda-795726/
I miss Max
>>69352214
who is this semon demon
>>69352334
tbhsame
the original amd amx
>>69346547
>tfw I can picture that cunt saying exactly that on sunday
>>69346547
Nah he wouldn't turn to Martin as Martin would be doing the interview
>“I will not be going this weekend."
>"I am an old man, my legs aren’t what they used to be. You know four days of walking about at a Grand Prix is very hard work indeed."
>“You never like to say never but I think I have been to my last Grand Prix."
I don't want him to go.
>>69352214
fucking lauda. whether he's lying or not he shouldn't be slandering his own fucking driver, regardless of how much of a cunt they are.
>>69328840
they're the same company you dense motherfucker.
>>69352636
>but I think I have been to my last Grand Prix
fUG
>>69351416
mclelren and honda were not working as one unit (muh japanese culture). both sides thought they would be clever and opt for a tiny turbo. honda also didn't grasp the concept of ers it seems. there was no way they could fix both of these issues and be much higher up this year.
>expecting ron dennis to be good at management or anything else
K E K
>>69352650
I am pleased there's at least one person employed in formula1 who says it how he sees it and doesn't just fart fairytales. Heil Lauda
>>69352926
but he was probably speaking metaphorically. hamilton didn't actually demolish his room.
Last digits say who wins Silverstone
>>69353075
So is that Seb or Valtteri?
>>69353075
roll.
>>69352977
>He walked into the room and his gear was tossed all over the show and a chair was knocked over
>DEMOLISHED
I agree I doubt it was that bad
>>69353075
Or is it 1-2 Ferrari?
>>69353105
VETTELWINSLOL
>>69353075
Jenson.
>>69353151
Going to chuck a cheeky tenner on him
All praise Kek
silverstone has the best trophy desu
>>69353218
kek wills it, and a hamilton dnf.
8 BONG
B
O
N
G
18 BING
B
I
N
G
>>69353075
why isn't there a single cheeky fucker that picks 69? boring cucks
big fan of our denizen dutch posters 2bh
>>69353075
>>69353837
>tfw Adrian's 99 is gonna be available next year.
I hope some youngster doesn't take it. I always liked Adrian.
>>69354157
>tfw no slag gf
>>69354228
>Jennifer
>Slag
Stop making your country look bad
>>69354252
look at what shes wearing
>>69354276
that's not slag uniform you retard
>>69354329
what a classy lady
>>69354276
Heels do not make a woman an instant slag.
She is just deliciously short.
>tfw you will never tease her about her shortness and watch her pout
>>69354392
That is still not a proper slag.
It's patriotic harmless teasing.
Not a cock gobbling slag half consciously downing WKD in a nightclub while someone shoves icecubes up her arse.
The question you should ask yourself is:
who took the picture?
>>69354392
you have never talked to a woman that wasn't your mum or your sister, have you?
>>69354647
>who took the picture?
me
>>69354647
how do you know she isn't? didn't mean it in such a literal sense of the word anyway
>>69354674
never talked about any woman other than jorda on /f1/ because this is /f1/ not /s/
>>69347128
So much this.
BBC coverage with Jake was so comfy.
>>69354836
Speaking of comfy I just had a really comfy lunch.
Home made pumpkin soup and quiche with mum dad and mums parents. Had a nice toasty fire going too.
>>69354756
>how do you know she isn't?
Because she would be fucking Jenson or Lewis.
Who else /afternoonnap/ here? There is nothing better than a friday nap after work.
>>69354960
>pumpkin soup
barf
>>69354989
>Friday
Nigger it's Thursday in the only nation that matters.
>>69355003
uhm its been friday for 3 and a half hours here
>>69354960
sounds fucking lovely 2bh whats in the quiche
>>69354990
You could have just dug into the quiche. Plenty of each for everyone m80
>>69355079
Bacon egg onion and tomato
>>69355127
Forgot there was cheese too
>tfw will miss fp1 and 2
>probably cba to watch the vods
>>69354836
Is Channel 4 coverage comfy? I like DC and that other guy a lot during races, more than Sky in any case.
>you now remember the based team of Brundle and DC calling races in 2011
>>69352636
:((((((((
>>69354392
>no ass
how you guys can like that?
Autism is reaching dangerous levels again
His face looks like if you cut the face off of a child and tried to stretch it over an adult skull and it become warped and distorted
>>69333973
>>69333973
>https://youtu.be/mQv5sVYdTaA
BWOOOAAAAH GODDAMN
he went from like basically last to second and in a gp2 car?
>that move to get back into the race after spinning out
is that even legal can he do that?
was gp2 at that time filled with shit drivers or something? all the cars are the same i thought you could only pull that off with a superior car
How many bongs until FP1
>>69352636
>tfw schumi and murray will die in the same year
>>69357710
All I can think watching this video is how much I miss this track
>>69358408
5.5
>>69358408
5 hours, 30 minutes
>>69329251
Hi test F1 is back.
>>69358757
what does half a bong sound like?
>>69358802
a poo dropping into toilet water
>>69358802
like mario grabbing 30 gold coins all at the same time
>>69357710
>we'll never have the old ham back
>>69357710
this is amazing. hamilton is a beast
and is it just me or is FOM race directing shit compared to this?
Bongs till fp1?
I'm on the road this week so I'm missing my first race since Malaysia 2014, still gonna catch what I can though.
Fucking trip also means I've gotta scratch going to Indy Toronto, I had my tickets, paddock passes and air fare already booked and paid for.
Was gonna get Chilton and Rossi to autograph some weird meme shit while I was there.
>>69360222
4 bongs 24 bings
>>69360222
4.5
follow the dallas news in the meantime
>>69360239
Already have the scanner open
V8 Supercars practice on now if you need something to watch beforehand.
>>69360655
Link? Race war is pretty entertaining right now, some cop got destroyed on live television
>>69360752
Stream***
bumping with old shit
a portion of an early Prost and Senna battle (I think the only other one prior to this is Senna, then a rookie in the midfield Toleman, catching Prost leading in the dominant McLaren at Monaco '84, only to be stopped by the race being called early due to rain)
>>69361016
and one of the few bright spots on track in the racing career of Stefan Johannson
for the lead late in the race, in a Ferrari at Imola, only to run out of gas a few laps later
>I think the only other one prior to this is... Monaco '84
Well technically there was also the Mercedes E Class exhibition race for the opening of the new Nurburgring in '84.
Prost started on pole, Senna started 2nd. Senna jumped the start completely, bumped into Prost, and then took the lead to win the 10 lap race.
>>69361326
cool trivia to know
Honestly, I'm beginning to think one of the strongest aspects of F1 is its history. It's fascinating reading up on old drivers and manufacturers, how the sport has progressed, and watching old races.
And while other sports have their history, it's not quite the same (maybe baseball comes close, especially after watching that Ken Burns doc).
>>69361016
>>69361066
God, pre-chicanes Imola was among the GOAT layouts.
Also refreshing to see grass all around the track itself
>>69361454
I agree, the sport's history is extremely interesting, and fun to revisit as well.
But it's also something that the sport doesn't play up too well nowadays (I assume because of the cavalier attitude towards safety in the earlier eras, which would be lambasted if glorified today).
Newer fans seem to not be interested in it as much, because the sport as a whole seems to be distancing itself from its history. Old circuits are being butchered or removed from the calendar, and broadcasters don't do enough throwbacks to the sport's history to engage the casual or new viewer.
It was something that someone like Murray Walker (or even Steve Slater on the Asia broadcast through the 2000s) managed very well.
Commentate on the races, but also talk about similar occurrences from history, and then the fan who likes what he's seeing may be curious to look up the earlier references too.
>>69350787
I can dig those changes.
how many bings? 20?
link stream plz
really tired
the happening has made me mentally exhausted
not sure i can stay awake for fp1/2
>>69362142
Nap come back later
>>69362142
go back to /pol/ and stay there tbph
>>69362160
too late now
>>69362235
never been there in my life you dumbfuck aussie
gimi confirmed for 2017
https://twitter.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/751325675005571072
>>69362324
post yfw they mean Scuderia Torro Rosso
Kimi confirmed at Ferrari for 2017 :DDDDDDD
Memes be upon us! Ebin :DDDDDDD
https://twitter.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/751325675005571072
>>69362324
>>69362338
gimi wdc confirmed
ham and ros are too busy crashing into each other to pay any attention to the silent ninja gimi coming from behind to take their WDC
Kimi WDC 2017 confrimed.
BWOAH
>>69362324
Bwoar!
Anyone got a working stream?
>>69362338
Fuck sake, this autistic cunt is nothing but a meme now.
Raikkonen, Massa, Button and Alonso all need to GTFO for fresh blood to come in.
>>69334535
Is Massa permanently on his tip toes?
>>69362406
stay mad
A C E S T R E A M
W
H
E
R
E
?
>>69362434
LOLOLOL LE EBIN MONGOL DRIVER SHOUTING ON THE RADIO!! :D
>>69362454
>being this mad
wew lad, you have some anger issues
>>69362454
where's that irish driver, lad?
hamilton is an american driver
britain can keep button
>>69362324
EBIN FINLAND WINS
>>69362454
>Ivory Coast talking about F1
kek
>Ferrari confirm Raikkonen for 2017
Gimi :DDD
>>69362469
Michael Schumacher is part Irish now.
>>69362561
Quality post.
>>69362561
delete this
>>69327664
Sebastian Vettel: "What happened was a racing incident. The fact that it's team-mates is more spectacular but I don't think it's special. It's not the first time we see cars crashing, drivers having an opinion. it's important for the sport and gives everyone something to talk about."
>>69362561
This is one of those posts that you remember for a while.
>>69362588
vettel is literally rosberg but he lucked into four championships
>>69361016
wow, were they allowed to have DRS open throughout the whole circuit back then?
plus, all those eletronics helped them keep the car stable despite the turbulence.
i wish bernie will bring these technologies back.
>>69362613
rosberg is an autistic robot
vettel is the funniest and most charismatic man in F1
americuck pls
>>69362627
>implying vettel isn't just a more clever robot
No one can honestly be mad at Gimi staying :D
What's with all the retarded Hungarian shitposting in here today?
>>69362627
>vettel is the funniest and most charismatic man in F1
Vettel is a baby. He chucks a sook everytime things don't go his way. Max is the perfect replacement for him tho.
>>69362561
I love you
Any new lads or reserves running in FP sessions this weekend?
>>69362648
Yes I can. I honestly wanted Checo to go to Ferrari. Now he'll be stuck in the midfield forever
>>69362680
RBR has some chubby autistic kid driving for them
>tfw wanted to eat a cheeky banana while watching FP1
>tfw they're half gree half brown
how is this even possible ffs
>>69362680
>>69362684
and that guy from Haas or something ? Is it now ?
>>69362683
checo already had a confirmed seat at FI for 2017 so this news doesn't make difference
r8 this article lads
http://biser3a.com/formula-1/fun-facts-why-is-formula-1-the-pinnacle-of-motorsports/
>no henno
nice
>>69362764
vettel fans can't handle the fact that gimi is beating him in points
>b-but vettel has 2 DNFs
gimi has two DNFs as well
That piano song is called L'Apres Midi btw. Very very good.
>>69362776
wow. im now a #KimiMissile
>>69362771
almost had a stroke just looking at this
best stream i got, it's pretty shit too
2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48
where can i find acestreams ?
2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48
WE /HALO/ NAO
>>69362680
>Leclerc for hass FP1
>ocon for renault in FP1
>Ferruci for the silverstone test for haas
>sergio sette camara for either red bull/toro rosso I cant remember which
>ocon testing for mercedes in the test too
Probably more but thats all I remember
>vettel can't see the screen
kek
>>69362454
>hating on Mr. Cool Ice
>CROFTY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69362776
>vettel fans can't handle the fact that gimi is beating him in points
we want wins not 3rd or 4th in championship
I doubt anyone really cares that Gimi has more points than Seb right now
>fucking american retards in f1 threads
>vettel to crash in FPI
>smash head against halo
>died
no halo
>>69362839
>I doubt anyone really cares that Gimi has more points than Seb right now
gimi has more fans than vettlel
>>69362821
Nice one 'tater lad
why Ocon instead of KMag?
Good lord that Halo looks like DOGSHIT
Honestly bit surprised Gimi has been kept on when Ferrari have their massive youth setup could gamble on.
>Charles LECLEH
FATJOHN, GUT AND PEREZ ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>69362870
Renault is French. Ocon is French. KMag is Danish.
> a nigga in ferrari
shut up ted, please
>>69362874
By resigning Raikkonen they can ensure no young up starter will upset their golden boy Vettel
The curbs look nice
i like this track
>>69362848
>gimi has more fans than vettlel
maybe on reddit
Seb is 4th time WC and No.1 driver at Ferrari
Gimi won almost 10 years ago and now he is just an old autistic meme
Seb will finish ahead of Gimi by season end and Finland will lose again
>>69362919
I like you anon
>>69362874
>Ferrari
>taking a gamble on a young bloke ever after 1988
Ferrari's politics nowadays is all about preserving airs and graces
>>69362874
>>69362907
>Ferrari signing young driver ever
fucking normies everywhere REEEEEEEEE
>>69362928
do not talk shit about gimi
A bit irrelevant lads but
>no more MOTORS TV
Feels quite bad family
hello halo
>halo onboard
disgusting.
I don't like the halo
>British adverts
only a slim second behind american ads in shitiness
FUCK OFF HALO
halo
a
l
o
Would look better if white
>>69362953
Used to love watching the 70s/80s F1 season reviews on their with dad
>>69362981
sheila's wheels, get out.
>she will never cover my dik in flow-wiz paint
>halo
not seeing how the halo could prevent a deadly accident, and driver extraction would be even more difficult if the car flipped over and caught on fire
Do ferrari only want drivers that are WDCs?
>>69362898
yeah but wouldn't it make more sense to put ocon in palmer's place? i mean magnussen has been more efficient than him
>>69363037
Palmer is filthy rich. KMag isn't.
>>69363028
It's only to prevent large flying debris as far as I know. Driver extraction shouldn't be any harder
Literally what accident can the halo save?
>massa '09
The spring would have most likely went through the gap and still hit him
>bianchi '14
Obliterated upon impact. Simply as.
>J wilson '15
Probably yes would have but thats Indycar and racing on a fucking oval which f1 will never do. Add in the appearance of it and its utter horseshit
>>69363032
they may as well keep kimi for another year - changing drivers (unless it's for one with equal experience) with a set of rule changes could cause a headache.
besides, who do they replace him with? grosjean bitches when a car doesn't suit him, and perez could crack with the pressure.
>>69363070
Surtees 09?
>Halo
>>69363077
Yeah but Ted also said that they are most interesting in Hamilton for 2018
>>69363070
this, and i can definitely imagine the halo breaking and a piece of it stabbing the driver in the head in a situation like alonso's crash at australia this year
>>69363094
makes sense for them to change driver then - not for next year though.
>ted
>hamilton
ted's opinion is trash.
gutierrez sounds beta as fuck.
>>69363032
>Do ferrari only want drivers that are WDCs?
Everybody wants proven quality but not every team can pay for them
>we want give chance to young guys teams
are just poor to afford 2 greast drivers and would suck dicks if they can get 2 WDC
gee, if only drivers were paid millions of dollars to race to compensate for that small risk
>The state of that haircut
If Ricky outqualifies Max this weekend and Max finishes the race higher than him I will kill myself
>about to go bankrupt
>manages to get some podiums and a front row start
is Force Shit GOAT ?
>>69363084
Hmph yes youre right it probably would have saved him but granted that was a junior racing series on brands hatch wasnt it? Cars didnt have wheel tethers etc, I just cant see any recent F1 accidents where it would be a huge difference to, they never introduced it in recent years so why now?
fucking cunt arguing against the existence of open cockpit racing
>>69363129
Screencapped
Ocons helmet is GOAT
>GEEM-EEH, WII WIL RENEEW UUR CONTRARRE, ONE MOORE YEAR PLAAYING BADMINTON WITH SEEB!
Oh man I'm so excited for HWL
haha
>>69363129
Don't do it, he'll bully the frog by the end of the season either way.
>>69363149
haha
>>69363129
are you that guy who says ricky used to bully him in highschool ?
>>69363149
i want to see how desperate rosberg gets
i want to see how toxic the relationship gets
can't wait for our guy hamilton to win this weekend!
Leclerc is shit
>>69363147
>AHHH, BREDDY GUUD. I CAN DRINK AND ET ICECREEM IN MY CAR FOA ANOOTHER YEEH!
>it's better to bring something early than nothing late
THe hell are you saying, Pat?
>>69363169
how the fuck did you arrive at that conclusion
>ALO 3rd
YES! Only 1.8 seconds to shave down!
I cant fucking believe they are going to make cars look like shit with this halo garbage because literally of a non-issue
F1 is dead.
this Leclerc guy reminds me average person in F! simulator
>>69363169
nah pretty sure that dude has already killed himself
>ALO 3RD
>>69363132
the FIA cunts are probably still feeling sorry for the whole Senna accident thing, who knows
they became obsessed with these safety standards recently
>>69363195
Pat was spotted at a Wetherspoons near the circuit earlier. He's fucking leathered get him off air Sky.
>>69363208
i want some ice cream now
Anyone get a webm of the halo?
Ted dropping ELITE truthbombs about the radio messages right now
>ALO GETTING FASTER AND FASTER THAN VETLEL
Were the Mercs' times set on Meds or Hards?
>paited the kerbs black and white in honour of shumarcher,whom died this week
ALO 3rd
BUT 7th
>>69363239
Psychological advantage
Did Wehrlein look terrified there?
>>69363239
>on a softer compound
is everyone watching the 48 ace? its being a sack of shite
brb lads gonna go for a cheeky Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 game
>>69363257
Pls no ruin my dreams
So with all this Halo bollocks shouldn't a 3rd party only be testing this shit & not Ferrari?
>>69357667
>cut the face off of a child
#JustAussieThings
>RIC +2.074
>Rai +2.143
>SAI +2.145
>MAS +2.161
Dat grid closeness
>>69363277
#aboriginalthings
>the vettel death stare
>ferrari are close
>+2(Two).3(three) seconds away
>Kimi Raikkonen to stay at Ferrari for 2017. When asked about the announcement he was quoted as saying 'mumble mumble for sure mumble'
Kimi doubters BTFO
>yfw Gimi unironically finishes ahead of Sebastian "4x WDC" Vettel in the championship
>>69363405
Token system abolished next year so by the end of that season no manufacturer has the excuse of "muh tokens"
Expecting Honda to be 20 km/h down on straights regardless
>>69363408
"It's bullshit. Doesn't mean anything. Vettel had the lion's share of the mechanical problems anyways. Never mind he had the same number of DNFs are Raikkonen, he was still more unlucky. Hell, the car suited Raikkonen more too, and Vettel deliberately tanked the season to get out of his contract so it doesn't even count. Vettel is still indisputably the best driver all time in any category."
t. Vettel fan
>MERCEDES HAVE TO PIT NICO NOW TO SABOTAGE HIS RACE AND LET LEWIS BY, ITS ONLY FAIR!
for god's sake ...
>Hamilton says he quoted Senna during Mercedes' crunch meeting.
>>69363466
I hope it wasn't that "go for a gap" quote
is this leclerc guy another racing-sim kid?
>>69363405
>2.3 sec/lap
it's like 2014 all over again
What tire did vettel set his lap on? Alonso is 6 tenths faster on mediums
>>69363264
balloon shops best shops m8
>>69363271
Yes
>>69363478
it has to have been. it's the only senna quote hamilton ever uses.
>>69363500
Hards. Delta between the two is about 8 tenths based on what the Mercs did.
>Vettel 8 tenths slower than Hamilton on the softest compound
>>69363466
>Quoting the original crashbabby
>after having a crash
Is Lewis really that retarded?
>>69362683
>normies have forgotten his McClaren adventures
>qt3.14 in merc garage
>>69363537
>Implying the original crashbabby wasn't Gilles Villeneuve
>says petronas on the sidepods
>shows staff wearing mercedes team gear
>shows fucking rosberg in the car
>"its painting day down at the mclaren garage"
>mclaren
How blind can one man be?
i kinda lost my way here
is this the pinnacle of motorsport thread here ?
>>69363607
Pinnacle of motorsport technology*
>>69363465
SkySportsHamilton is absolute garbage.
I think Hammo is way better than Fourthberg but it'll be hilarious watching Nico take the WC and listening to Crofty and Ted blab on about 'i-it doesn't count, m-muh reliability errors for Hamilton'
>super reliable
>SKY broadband
top fucking kek
>>69363405
>HAMROSALO
it's a bit better than HAMROSVET tbph
>>69357667
>Abbo speaking from experience
>>69357710
>people actually doubt Hamilton's ability
Dude was racing like this before he even got to F1 and its not like he got less talented all of a sudden. Maybe a bit lazier/less challenged but he is still an excellent driver.
Personality wise he is a cunt but he is straight up one of the best racers on the grid.
>2006 GP2 cars appear faster than 2016 Formula 1 V6 hybrid technology
>AND KIMI RAIKKONEN WINS THE BRAZILIAN GRAND PRIX, HE IS THE 2017 WORLD CHAMPION. AFTER 10 YEARS HE WINS ANOTHER ONE AND EVERYTHING IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR ME BEING ON TELLY
>>69357710
>It's a hammertime episode
In the anime adaption of this era of drivers Hamilton's special move will be called hammer time and it unlocks only when he's down in the grid or behind in the points and everything looks against him.
>that hairdo
lol wat vijay
dadt gimi :DDD
just
>>69363395
>Money?
>No.
>Potential winner-car?
>No.
>Fun?
>No.
>Then why do you stay at Ferrari?
>I have no idea.
>>69363682
>AND LEWIS HAMILTON FINISHES A FANTASTIC 7TH, A WELL EARNED POSITION AFTER STARTING ON THE FRONT ROW AND FALLING BACK, PROBABLY THE GREATEST RACE OF HIS CAREER, DON'T YOU AGREE JOHNNY?
>>69357710
>GP2 has always been the kino of open wheel racing
i didn't want to believe it but you can't deny it's true
>>69363702
Isn't there an international arrest warrant for him? Shouldn't he be extradited?
>>69363719
>YES I ABSOLUTELY AGREE, WHAT A RACE FROM OUR WORLD CHAMPION. I AM SO GLAD I WAS HERE TO WITNESS THIS AMAZING PERFORMANCE.
>>69363682
>>69363719
I don't like ironic croftyposting.
Holy fuck Davidson just blown crofty the fuck out
>>69363757
Bwoah
>>69363505
I hate those
>>69363745
No, they've just cancelled his passport. No international warrant yet
>tfw Finnish commentator used to sometimes call Alonso "Fernando Alonso Diaz" but doesn't do it anymore because McLaren sucks
>>69363745
Doesn't apply if you're rich
Not even being le edgy teenager
Mallya basically has a lot of businesses in Britain and probably brings a lot of money into the country so they basically just ignored India's request to extradite him. I think they even offered him a fucking passport lol
>you will never be so rich that you can bypass international arrest warrants and gain nationalities in the process
>ALO
>299.5km/h
>Honda """"""upgrades""""""
>>69363801
The car was scraping on the ground the whole lap, he's obviously running full tank.
>LEWIS, HOW DO YOU FEEL BEFORE TODAY'S RACE. I DON'T REALLY CARE I JUST WANT TO SUCK YOUR COCK. DON'T FEEL SPECIAL I DO THIS TO EVERY DRIVER. I HAVE A SERIOUS THING FOR THEM AND I LIKE CÜCKING MY HUSBAND.
>>69363745
>>69363773
what for what did he do?
>>69363773
This means he's stranded in UK, although they'd like him in India?
>>69362817
F1 will be sim racing by 2020.
>>69363798
>>you will never be so rich that you can bypass international arrest warrants and gain nationalities in the process
shitposting on 4chan isnt enough for you?
>>69363816
>le shit engine
>le shit draggy chassis
>le "muh slow corner performance" (which gives them advantage on like 2 tracks)
>le tire destroying chassis
>le tire destroying engine power delivery
>le high fuel consumption underpowered power unit
>le unreliable engine that still blows up more than any other on the grid
McLaren is just shit
Is Ferruci twelve?
>>69363830
>impying it wouldn't make F1 much better
>santiago
>>69363857
idk seemed to me like their chassis compensated pretty well for the engine in Austria.
>>69363857
Gee man.
>>69363870
>Ricciardos ping is over 500
>The mercedes team has 1,500 people working for it
how do they have so many i thought it would be like 200 maybe 300 max how do they have that many people working just on a 2 car sports team?
do all the teams have that many people working for them?
>Based Santino spotted on live tv
dude is alpha as fuck, pic and jeans related
>>69363827
His companies (mainly the airline) took $1.3 billion worth of loans, didn't repay them, and then declared bankruptcy (after being grounded for not repaying the loan)
>>69363829
As of now, yes
>Vettel gearbox penalty incoming.
>santiago ferruci
>>69363892
haha holy shit when did that happen?
>>69363890
This must be an elaborate troll attempt by Gene.
>>69363890
is he 14 years old?
he looks and dresses like he's 14 years old
>>69363890
look at him
he's so tiny
I already dislike him
>>69363890
>Wearing a watch
>2016
>>69363890
Amx looks older than him while they're the same age
2 bong 23 bing till FP2
can confirm Bugels are not suitable FP1 snacks
>>69363890
>dick sewed on pamts
>>69363910
The airline launched in 2005 or so, and was forcibly grounded by courts in 2012, so it's been going on for a while.
The current government just decided that they needed to show they were getting shit done, so they cancelled his passport and raised a shitstorm about getting him caught.
The issue seems to have gone onto the backburner again in the last month or so
everybody shutup TOTO WOLF IS ON
>>69363884
it's like some sort of support handle for old people to get in the car
>>69363890
>same /fa/ sense as GOAT
next 7WCD confirmed
![03072016-AUT-3046-146b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DvwlgUO.jpg "03072016-AUT-3046-146b[1]")
