>Live 30 minutes away from Marseille
>Didn't get tickets
>Forced to watch the game in the usual rugby bar
Still gud 2bh
>E. Can
but will he?
>>69321039
I saw another starting 11 today at ntw or n24 I think
--------------------Müller--------------------
-----Draxler------Glubschil------Götze------
-----------Kroos-----Schweinsteiger-----------
Hector---Höwedes---Boateng---Kimmich
-----------------------Neuer-----------------------
Hey I'm here to fuck up everyone's good time
TSUUUUUUU
>>69321076
wtf same here
T'es d'aix?
germany has no striker?
>>69321121
do you really think Löw will give Götze another chance? dude has been playing god awful
i`d rather see Weigl beside Schweinsteiger and Kroos on özil position and özil on the right
choosing a team to root for is like choosing between having sex with your mom or your uncle
Can a frenchman translate these lyrics for me?
http://www.magistrix.de/lyrics/Knorkator/Franz-Hose-150258.html
>>69321160
That's what a German news channel told me, not my own prediction.
>>69321121
>Götze
>>69321152
Ouais, Puyricard. Je vais descendre en fin d'aprèm à Aix retrouver un pote qui arrive de Paris. Je crois qu'on ira voir le match place de la mairie.
>>69321162
Who's the mum
>>69321183
>wine names
song of wine and cheese
this isn't lower (?)
>cheese names
is it some german humor?
Do you think the French defenders get triggered by Maginot Line bantz?
Who /nervous/ here?
>Germany playing
This means Michael Ballack will be doing analysis on American TV.
>Muller as a striker
>Zero (0) goals
>>69321221
We obviously, take a look at a map.
>>69321326
be nice with us, we dindu nuthin
>>69321326
>>69321337
good to know you're as nervous as me
We have God on our side.
>>69321326
>>69321337
DEUTSCHLAND SCHLAAAAAAAAAAAND ÜBER ALLEEEEEEEEES IN DER WELT
alles blues
![kroos800-1404901008[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5jI72uv.jpg "kroos800-1404901008[1].jpg")
>>69321301
Leutnant Kroos is already oiling his Panzergranaten.
Anyone else think there will be a big terrorist attack tonight?
will kamerad chameleon strike again?
>>69321414
Those fan zones outside the stadiums are the very definition of a soft target.
>tfw Griezmann's sister will have to try to survive another terrorist attack
>>69321414
Marseille 07/07
never forget
I'm on my way to france
>>69321441
french people are his favourite background, so it's very likely.
How does this make you feel, my german brothers?
>>69321472
all the way from Mongolia?
>>69321472
which one of them are you going to fuck?
>>69321490
NONEN
O
N
E
N
>>69321490
I feel sorry for you.
>>69321490
that's some nice cuckshed you have there
>>69321490
We're not Serbs. I just say, if Albania is so great, why do you not live there?
Isn't Marseilles pretty much run by muslim gangs?
If there is going to be an attack, it will be today, right?
>>69321490
you fucked up your surround sound
this is triggering me
This is the final. Whoever wins puts 3 in Rui Patricio
If dub giroo scores hat-trick
>>69321490
I bet you visit shishabars every other day and listen to Bözemann
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGq7VcaHoqo
Will the French avenge this aggression?
I have to work for 6 hours. Fuck this shit.
>>69321575
Hopefully, maybe they'll finally stop crying about it then.
>>69321490
Good
>>69321146
As long as you don't talk about fucking race all the time you're welcome to stay
>>69321593
Bist Du Türke?
>>69321575
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14WDjvsxCQk
come at me bro
>>69321575
Neuer's going to do a similar thing to Griezmann and the ref won't give him a red card. History repeating itself.
>>69321614
Nein. Ich habe kein ausländisches Blut in mir..warum denken alle ich sei Türke?
When was the last time France won against Germany in an international match? Has it ever happened?
>>69321632
weil man sehen kann das du kein echter germane bist? irgendwer in deiner familie war nen kanacken ficker.
>>69321616
ANNOUNCE MY PRESENCE WITH AUTHORITY.
>>69321632
Bist du das auf dem Bild, Ali?
>>69321654
1958, discounting friendlies
>>69321658
>>69321679
Ja, aber meine Vorname ist Yannick und alle meine Vorfahren sind Deutsch.
>>69321616
Fug, I hope France bribes their referees enough that a play like this would actually be called for penalty.
>>69321686
That's 56 years ago. Holy shit. Is this the year of breaking curses?
>>69321693
Why are you allowed to wear that shirt at work?
You work in a Turkish Barber shop or something?
>>69321711
Only if the Cubs win the World Series
>>69321693
gutentag Yannick
>>69321711
no because Germany wins 2-1
trust me
>tfw I keep pronouncing it "New-ur" instead of "Noy-ut"
>>69321773
>Noy-ut
not right as well
>>69321773
Noyerr
>>69321326
how do we activate muller?
>>69321654
>>69321686
>>69321711
Tonight it's the 5th time france and germany meet in an international competiton, we've lost in 1982 (never forget),1986 and 2014.
It's the first time we face germany in the European Championship
Are there any East Germans here?
>>69321834
Leipzig here. Why?
>>69321848
Just wondering.
>>69321490
is he that one youtube gypsy selling merchandise to underage kids and playing mine-craft?
If we win tonight they might as well hand us the trophy.
May the best team win german brothers. I actually admire both, with a slight preference for France purely based on patriotism.
Let's celebrate football and the incoming rape of portugual.
rooting for France tonight
>>69321907
geh scheissen franz
>>69321385
you mean all blacks
>>69321907
Schluchtenscheißer raus.
>>69321153
gomez is injured.
we have no other striker unless podolski counts and he is just in the team for mental support.
>>69321834
Stralsund if this counts as Osten.
griezmann is going to cuck us isn't he RRRREEEEE
>>69321964
>if this counts as Osten
why wouldn't it, can't get much more eastern unless you consider Königsberg as rightful german clay.
Who /ready/ here
>hate french team cause it's filled with niggers
>hate german team cause Merkel
who do I root for?
>>69321936
he doesnt count.
i was talking with a friend of mine,Podolski is in the team so he can be funny in the locker room.
top tactic desu
>>69321932
>>69321934
thanks
>>69321998
ever asked your grandma if she liked hungarian men back in the day?
>>69321490
Noice
>>69321998
gayboy
>>69322002
I'm pretty sure we hate Merkel more than you do.
is there any curse?
>>69321994
a lot of people tell me im more Norden than Osten.
>>69321212
j'espere que tu te feras violer sur le cours mirabeau
>>69322022
"merde"
>>69321998
>rate me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqQvd3rdmiE
>>69322026
you're further east than Dresden m8.
>>69322002
Nobody cares about your bigoted problems, get fucked
This France team doesn't attract me at all. They are good, but they lack the french factor. The "Cantona kick", the "Zidane Headbutt", the "anelka". I mean you get it. They're too clean. Too happy to be here. This team lacks character. It doesn't represent the cocky french asshole who will fuck your wife and cum in her nose. This whole "power of friendship" deschamps has been pushing is boring.
But still, can't wait for super best friends vs Wermacht
>>69322041
I know but a lot of people think Osten stops existing if you travel north past Berlin.
>>69322053
You have to go back.
>>69322073
I think it's good to see a 'nice' French team for a change, I like them, I hope you win lad
>>69322022
You can say "va niquer tes morts fils de pute mon grand pere a violé ta grand mere pendant l'occupation cette rombiere imbaisable aimait trop sucer du soldat allemand"
>>69322073
>the cocky french asshole who will fuck your wife and cum in her nose.
jej
MEIN HERITAGE YA'LL
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_Texans
>>69322091
What?
would you fuck özils sis
>>69321121
>Kroos
Oh god no...
He'll dive like in 2014
>>69321162
I'd pick my mom without any hesitation
She's hot and I'm not homosexual
Whoever wins tonight will win the cup
>>69322073
At least we don't dive like all the other latin countries, so there's that.
Also
>not cumming in people's wifes' noses
why live
>Its another 'France wins a tournament hosted in their country' episode
>>69321348
He's an expert diver though
Expect many free kicks and a penalty
>>69321414
It's Marseille so that's doubtful
It'll be during the final or not at all
>>69322170
If she's not into incest give me her number, I'll take care of her.
>>69321575
Reminder that this guy is Neuer's greatest hero (after Hitler)
>>69322195
>>69321337
>>69321326
Africa vs The Middle East
>>69322251
Or a normal day in Sweden
>>69322251
>that flag
>that post
I hate France more than I hate Germany, so Germany it is !
>tfw Griezmann runs towards the goal and Neuer rips him apart like the fragile twink that he is
This is your last game, Greaseman
>>69321575
The fucking Germans man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NjHZ5aOPbk
You think they change, but in the end they're still nazi no matter how many years have passed
definitely want the frogs to win tonight. whichever team does win though, it is of the utmost importance that they make penaldo cry like a little bitch in the final. that's all that really matters here.
>>69321593
Ewwww... now that's a real moor right there.
>Turkish
>supporting germany
TAKBIR
>>69322287
>Greeceman vs Germany
It's a fight you can't win.
>>69322073
As a german, i am quite nervous just because of the fact that you resemble a team for the first time in like 10 years.
your 3-MFs are very phisical, your forwards are probably mor capable than germany's
...only your defence is pretty shit, compared to other parts of the team. hope we can take advantage of that. but i doubt it, given gomez' injurie and his shitty replacements: götze,draxler,schürrle,outofformmüller
i hope he just play poldi up front
>>69322316
I agree with this.
I wouldn't even mind France winning the cup, I just don't want Portugal and Ronaldo to win it.
>>69322289
>they're still nazi
nothing wrong with this
>>69322033
>j'espere que tu te feras violer sur le cours mirabeau
t. Karim ben Couscous
>>69321873
DELETE THIS
>>69322349
>As a german
>>69321998
I'd let you fill my anus with cum :$
>>69322276
not sure who hate you the most though.
Tonight I'll take off the gloves and go all in.
Anyone dares come into my box will get brutally kneed down.
>>69322263
>>69322267
North Sweden is probably more pure white than any village in Turkmany.
>>69322400
I do (gyspy stole my wallet)
>>69322289
how is it bad? It's alpha as fuck. Unlike Griezmann crying like a bitch, or Giroud apologizing after cheating on his uggo wife. We need a french Neuer to man up a bit our pussy team. Look at fucking Lloris. Have you ever seen such an anti charismatic guy
>>69322414
Yeah you do have a lot of snow up there, Ahmed
FLIEG ADLER FLIEG
>>69322413
Reminder that Noyer got humiliated by Jirro a mere few months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGlDdkI92Yk
Refball will win France the match, absolutely no doubt about that
>>69322444
>friendlies
We're a tournament team
Not even that. A knockout stage team.
We only start doing shit when it matters
>>69322444
Rudiger defense was awful
>>69321899
>>69322172
>>69322316
>>69322362
when was the last time every european nation wanted one to lose so badly?
>>69322444
>by giroud
mate it was all thanks to Anthony Martial
>>69322444
>humiliated
>friendlies
Ah-hon hon hon! *snort snort
>>69322452
>>69321873
France never ever won a knock out game against germany
>>69322452
I think so too.
Platini set this thing up before he was thrown out, he's French and wants his country to win.
UEFA wants France to win because it'll soothe their hurt hearts over all the terrorist attacks and because "it's time" for France to win a cup again.
And also because France had huge troubles in the recent past with their teams revolting against their own managers, scandals and other shit. Now they have an actual team that is multicultural and that has to be rewarded.
Really no matter where you look, all signs point to this euro being rigged for France to take it home
>Leave the frogs to me
>>69322467
WW2
Is germany kill in terms of injuries?
I'm thinking about putting down a cheeky fiver on them, but I'm really scared they'll get BLACKED
>>69322481
>that amount of damage control before the game even starts
How fucking insecure can you be Lothar?
>>69322479
and there were 4 in a century, this stat is irrelevant af
>>69322400
>not sure who hate you the most though.
Hungary, and that's not even close.
>>69322481
Already making excuse before having even lost holy shit
Anyway, it'd be karma for how you refballed us out of WC 2014
>>69322500
I'm just saying, if there is gonna be any refballing that it's gonna be in your favor for sure.
"It's your time"
Germany won the wc, they are good without this cup, UEFA knows this
>>69322287
>this is what the posterboy for white french football looks like
I would be OK with that
>>69322499
>fiver
who cares, it's a fiver
>>69322467
yep, it's reddit tier type of circlejerking. I just wish Portugal wins the cup so all he fags who watch football once every two years can fuck off back to their cave
>>69322516
kek, look at all france germany matches, i'm pretty sure you're the one dealing with the refballs
>>69322073
>what is pogba
>>69322479
you won 3 of them, 2 with reffball
>>69322500
>>69322516
It makes me wonder if Germany is the only country in the last 30 years who has actually won a world cup fair and square.
>>69322519
mfw my sister safes pics like that i want to hang her by the tree 2bh.
>>69322512
>Anyway, it'd be karma for how you refballed us out of WC 2014
Which was karma for refballing our way to the 2006 final I assume ? Fucking moron.
>>69322552
Post pics of your sister
>>69322529
but are they injuried, that was the question
>>69322552
You secretly love her
>>69322540
If your talking abiout 2014, there was a heavy refball against France
The free kick that gave them a goal was an obvious dive
And then a fool against Griezmann in the box wasnt made a penalty
>>69321873
but if >we win, it'll officially become a curse breaking Euro
>>69322562
Gomez and Khedira are ded
We can do without Khedira, but no Gomez hurts us because he's our only classic striker who sits in front of the goal.
I think we still have enough options to make something wrong. Maybe Müller will finally stop having bad luck, too, would help a lot.
I wouldn't say anyone's a favorite right now. Maybe a tiny advantage for France, 45-55 or so
>>69322602
Muller is not unlucky, he's just terrible
why is schweinsteiger, a man who has been injured all year and played like shit when he's been fit, going to start over emre can, someone who has been pretty good for kult kloppo this year and played most of every game?
>>69322602
>Germany's shitty literallywhos are wounded which forces their dumb coach to put good players
How unlucky can we be?
>>69322149
She looks way better than him
>>69322631
Gomez is great though, Pierre
>>69322602
It's crazy to me seing you guys worry about this game. People here are thinking so hard that you're the favorites (and rightfully so, since you're world champions) that it started to grow on me.
>>69322592
ferme ta gueule on a perdu parceque giroud est une pauvre merde qui a perdu ses couilles et que l'allemagne etait juste superieure, meme BENZEMERDE a donné son meilleur dans ce match mais a rebondi sur le mur neuer
>>69322618
LIE!!
Take a look at that huge lack of luck
>>69322629
same reason why Wilshere played for england and Drink Water was staying home
>>69322629
Can is going to start with Kroos and Bastian at midfield.
I propose an offer, frogs
Give me one night with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk (time travel included, not the current one) and I'll let you have the win.
>>69322602
>world champions vs 24th team in fifa ranking
>advantage for the latter
ok Jogi.
>>69322646
Speak english fdp
>>69322646
t. membre des LVF
>>69322646
Benzema a été atroce ce match.
>>69322671
>fifa rankings meaning anything at all
You're a retard
Belgium is #2, only second to Argentina
Doesn't mean crap.
german people, why dont you play play can in midfield, he is strong enough to counter the french beef in midfield better than your other options, the guy carries the ball great, and is a physical presence, can and kroos? he has played there all season and done a good job
>>69322676
>Il fait le tapin pour les Anglais
Va te pendre, queue molle.
>>69322646
Giroud est au passage le joueur au monde à avoir le plus marqué contre Neuer.
>>69322681
je deteste ce melon mais il a créé quelques occasions, contrairement au 9 titulaire d'arsenal
>>69322688
Shut up Jürgen "Der Kult Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp "Kult Kloppo" Klopp
>>69322660
I thought Bastian was injured
did he take the secret german medecine from Müller-Wolfhahrt?
>>69322688
Can has the concentration of an american, at some point he will fuck up.
>>69322681
Neuer was fantastic that day (heck, that tournament even), no one could have scored past him.
Benzema actually threw some powerfull shit at him that day, and the guys just raised his bionicle arm like the cyborg he is.
>>69322697
et neuer a une ligue des champions et une coupe du monde dans son palmares, le 9 titulaire d'arsenal il a quoi? Lui et son club de singe là
>>69322671
2nd vs 4th you mean ? http://eloratings.net/
You're retarded, France has only played friendlies for 2 year hence why it is 24th on coca cola biased ratings
>tfw fucked up sleeping schedule
>tfw my fat ass wont be able to wake up to watch the game when it starts
>>69322709
Send him to concentration camp
>>69322706
>secret german medecine from Müller-Wolfhahrt?
Yes.
>>69322688
Jogi doesn't like him
>>69322717
finally someone who actually watched that match.
>>69322660
wat, no. if Schweinsteiger is """fit""" he will replace Khedira and that's it. Can, Schweinsteiger and Kroos together makes no sense.
>>69322729
we even lost places even when we were winning our friendlies, this chart is stupid af
>>69322735
remember the last time you and tommy got butthurt about our superior football education camps?
>>69322702
delet
>>69322667
I'd be in on that if you know what i mean.
>>69321490
hello shkodran
>>69322706
Müller-Wohlfahrt is scary
He has treated our footballers with things such as injecting calves' blood or a honey solution
>>69322772
no
we even helped you to fill yours camps
I don't want to see qt Griezmann burst into tears again.
>>69322813
I heard he used a fetus for healing schweini
>>69322396
thats kinda gay
>>69321632
Ich wette, deine Mutter hat fremd gefickt.
>>69322855
He'll burst into treats when Neuer knees his face
I'M SO SCARED OF NEUER PLS KILL ME ALREADY
>tfw half German half French
>actually live right on the border to France, too
I win either way
And lose either way
>>69322904
Hallo neighbor.
>>69322898
Just rewatch the november game
Nuieueueur is a joke
>>69322855
I want to lick qt Griezmanns tears off his chisseled abs. (no homo)
What part of the Carolingian Empire are you lads from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84RHbezFzE0
>>69322943
unironically living in Austrasia capital
>mfw löw plays schweini, shirley and götze
>>69322954
You know it's over when Matuidi has to make a crucial pass
>>69322813
>Literally using black magic to win games
FFS.
>>69322989
>yfw Löw plays Sané and no one knows how to deal with this quick africaman breaking through the French defense lines cause no one had him on the radar
JA WIR SEHN UNS IN JEDEM FALL
IM SOMMER 2016 BEIM FRANKREICHÜBERFALL
>>69322856
Fetus is old german medicine. No bully pls.
>>69322943
Tours, Francia occidentalis
Plz win Germany. I hate le cuck sportif so much.
Literal ISIS nigger team has no place in Europe, send them back. Hope Pogba breaks a leg and gets a fat embolism in the process.
>>69322989
>götze
Memes and >we aside
What will be the score tonight?
Betting on 2-2 then 3-2 for germany right before penalty
>>69322943
>What part of the Carolingian Empire are you lads from?
The only part that matters.
tfw half of Germany was being genocided by the Franks while the other one was just full of Slav tree fuckers. kek
>>69322973
Coucou Metz.
>>69322598
>Germany never beats Italy
>beats Italy
>France hasn't beaten Germany since 1958
>beats Germany
>Portugal never beats France
>???
Who else fell for the Pogba meme?
>>69323066
I actually agree, I think it might happen like this.
Only I'm not sure who scores the last goal, might as well be 2-3
>>69323052
please kill yourself, no one will miss you.
![The+weeping+Frenchman%252C+1940[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z4uXaWK.jpg "The+weeping+Frenchman%252C+1940[1].jpg")
only 7 hours to go
>>69323096
What is this map meant to show?
>>69321934
"Bergdeutsche"
>>69323096
>2nd language in sweden is Swedish
jesus fucking christ, this is the most embarrassing thing ive seen on 38 years of /sp/ just delete yourself sweden
>>69323096
>>69323110
Most common second languages?
>>69323122
Why is black = Turkish but I don't see any black on the map? Am I blind?
>>69323110
Not the poster but I think it's the map that shows which language are the people in the country trying to learn
>>69323110
most common foreign language? doesn't make much sense with norway, finland though.
I don't really care who wins. If it's Germany, all the better for our country, it will be their 4th EC, which is a new record. As for France: They also deserve the title. They really got into the spirit and have a great team. Also I think their country can "use" the title more than ours.
>>69323110
most learned language
>>69323117
>2nd language in sweden is Swedish
Who cucked them, immigrants or the Eternal Anglo?
>>69323119
