Port Adelaide Power vs Hawthorn Hawks @ the Adelaide Oval; 7:20pm Australian Central Standard Time
Crows, lads
last for WalkGod
its fried chicken day guys
based port is gonna fry up some bird this evening
also who /kfc/ here?
What do we reckon lads can port win this one ?
>>69320024
Port for some reason can get cheeky upsets against the Hawks, but I think this year Port are too much of an inferior team to win tonight. It's possible, but very unlikely.
>I don't fuck multiple different escort pussies a month using the money I've saved up from not having to fuel my cuckomobile with petrol
What's your favourite way to scare the ever living shit out of cuckomobile drivers? For me it's to pretend to lose concentration by looking at my phone and steer towards an oncoming vehicle. They beep their horn, I flip them off, they lose their shit. Gets me every time.
>>69320203
>bikecunt justifying his inability to drive this hard
whos gonna win the grand final lads?
who /dabloos/ here?
>>69320122
Yeah I'm unsure they always seem to play well at Adelaide oval though
>>69320514
Your mascot, whatever the fuck a 'blue' is supposed to be, literally wears lipstick and dyes their hair. Kill you're self.
>>69320541
>eagles mascot is literally a man in a fursuit
Port will win
>>69320801
His team literally only performs well at home games . The blues in this one at least they try interstate
>>69321122
And they'll also make the 8
(North Melbourne will drop out)
>tfw melbourne literally continue to sell premiership points away by playing in darwin
>Cucktoria
KEK
>>69321199
Good post
>>69321122
I've unironically tipped them.
Reminder that your team is irrelevant and that the West Coast Eagles are by far the biggest and only powerhouse in all of Australia.
>>69321193
Tfw nobody cares
Repeating integers confirm
He unironically thinks his flat track bullies team that can't play interstate will win the premiership at the mcg .
>>69321300
>Adelaide v Port final
yes please
>West Coast getting knocked out in the first round like the pretenders they are
I'm also ok with this
are you ready to CRINGE
Who /Port "Open to the world" Adelaide "meme" Power/ here?
>>69321256
do the Eagles own Subiaco outright?
>>69321388
No but it's so small that they can sell out 11 game memberships and jack up the price as much as they want because there's like a 10 year waiting list
>>69321331
You're thinking quite short term, buddy. Wait until 2 years from now when West Coast are playing on the new Perth stadium, which will have the same dimensions of 'muh mcg', which will enable West Coast to enter a premiership dynasty that will last indefinitely.
#NeverTearUsApart
We are Port Adelaide.
Est. 1870
>>69321256
ayy WAautist what's good nigga.
>>69321388
no man. Iggs fans are just rich old cunts who would pay double what they're paying now for chardonnay
Why are they shoving these interviews in anyway they can? Cunts going to address his teammates lets interview him for 10 seconds.
>tfw you never get a ride as good as they eagles do when they play at subi
#freekickhawthorn
regards,
Free kick hawthorn
Carn Port
Fuck I want someone to just destroy Whingegard. Looks the type of poof who'd act tough with his mates but get rolled in a 1v1
>>69321457
Id suck his dick no homo
daily reminder that carlton's theme song is RACIST
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lily_of_Laguna
Can somebody please email this to The Age?
>>69321445
btfo >>69321444
kys normie
>>69321492
absolutely based
If only Cucktorian fans turned out in the numbers that WA and SA and even the Swans do against interstate teams
What are you drinking tonight?
>the 50 metre line is in chinese
>>69321558
tried going sober and only lasted the last 2 days mate, Bottle of monkey shoulder and the days off tomorrow makes it taste sweeter.
>>69321562
Poort pandering to the chinks for next year mate.
>>69321558
Glass bottle of coke
>>69321562
>ExPort Power
What is all this gook shit everywhere?
Port is the most disgusting club in Australia.
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>>69321585
Port is playing a game in gook land next year. Their pandering has gone to the chinaman's mainland. They got gook letters on the back of the jersey's this game again too.
oh fuck off
>>69321558
You are now aware that the AFL agreed to deliver Hawthorn 4 flags in exchange for giving Buddy to Sydney and getting rid of Kennett
open your eyes sheeple
I'm gonna go to the pub and watch the rest of this seeing as it's shaping up as a decent game
>>69321688
i'm going to /r/afl for the rest of this you guys suck
I wish I had friends
>>69321558
Milk. BECAUSE IT'S MORNING WHERE I AM.
Port arent that bad teebeehaych
How do they lose to shit teams like freo and carlton?
there needs to be a concussion sub
or injury sub
>>69321738
Because >Port
They should have beaten the Blues, Bulldogs and Dockers and should be well and truly in the 8
>>69321738
>haych
it's aitch
>>69321651
That makes no sense. The AFL didn't want Buddy to go to Sydney; they wanted him going to GWS. That's why the AFL got pissed at Sydney, took away their COLA and then revoked their trading rights.
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>North Melbourne are 7th on the ladder
Kek
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>>69321457
Hes turning it on for you m80
Port giving the Hawks the old chop suey.
>Good man to have wearing the captain's armband
yeah pretty sure that's not a thing hammer
So how much do the Hawks win this by, lads? I reckon about 40.
While it's still morning here in Canada. How about a local footy update? My local footy club's been on a tear as of late, winning the last 4 games.
Sidenote here: Yes, we do play on a full-sized oval, Dimensions of our oval's almost the same as the MCG.
Kinda triggered that Port are booing Mitchell and Hodge. That's our thing.
Port's dominance over the Hawks is a bit like how Ross Lyon's Saints could never beat Matthew Knights' Essendon
>>69321947
How many teams in your league? Is it 18 a side?
>>69321953
Hodge tried to kill wingard last year by taking his head off
Dirty cunt
>>69321968
What dominance?
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-CCwQE0Jd4
>>69321975
Well, AFL Ontario's the largest League outside of Australia, with 10 teams, and yes, we do play 18 a side.
>>69321988
Oh fuck yeah. Big daddy American, you like our game?
>>69321921
It is in China, mate.
>>69321999
nice. what percentage canadians to aus expats?
>>69322051
Higher ratio of Canadians to Aussies. (Which is a League-mandated rule. Helps to grow the sport over here. That being said, we do have quite a few talented Canucks.)
>>69321981
they'll have won 4 out of 5 after tonights win, with a narrow loss due to umpball
>>69321988
>Not knowing the glorious bizarro successful team that are the Cincinnati Dockers
>>69322092
They're not winning tonight, m90.
>its a port wins the footy and turns the ball over episode
Hinkley should have given his qtr time address in Chinese
What drugs do you cunts use?
Alcohol and weed don't count
>>69322153
coke and mdma occasionally
>>69322153
Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and Alcohol
>>69322153
Caffeine.
>>69322153
Acid and shrooms. Never done anything else
>>69322153
None.
Never even smoked weed.
People who smoke weed are always inevitably annoying and thus I refuse to become what I hate.
>>69322153
Drug users are losers.
>>69322223
same
>2016
>not being str8 edge
>Poort
>>69322223
I used to smoke weed with friends. But I don't have friends anymore.
>>69322238
>>69322242
>>69322264
Drugs are for children
>>69322187
That must have been a feel good hit in summertime?
xth for go port
>worst cuckstralia
KEK
>>69322153
MDMA and acid a few times. Prefer acid 2bh
>>69322223
You must be a joy to be around. I bet you're an outside to chance to be the real bikecunt.
tip that fedora next time either way faggot.
>>69322238
>>69322242
>These faggots don't smike super lemon haze while running a successful weed rating business in spain while playing Chess and keeping an active exercise life
Fucking poofs the lot of you
>>69322394
>tfw first time dropping acid was at midnight alone in my bedroom
>tfw didnt sleep til about 8am
Was fucked. Went from feelinf fantastic to a massive panic attack and then back to feeling good. Watched those late night tv ads on repeat for a few hours
>drugs
degenerates out
>>69322474
wooh dude look at me I smoke weed and do drugs bet everyone loves me haha every one is so jealous of me hahaha I smoke weed and do acid woooaaah you wish you had my life weed 420 man hehe
that Freeman girl from the Freeview ad is pretty cute
I don't want to jump the gun senpai's but I think we got a drug version of bikecunt right here >>69322489
Weed isn't a drug bt dubs you faggot. Shitposting here will do more damage to your life.
Cats or Swans?
>>69322507
she looks 14 bruh
>>69322489
I fucking hate school holidays and the influx of cunts like you that get to stay up late as a reward for being a good boy. Make your parents proud for once and kill yourself.
>>69322507
THICCCC
>>69322525
Cats
>>69322507
want to see the daugther fuck the "dad" 2bh
>>69322528
Get your head out of the gutter ameribro, just saying she's cute.
>>69322514
>Weed isn't a drug
lol dude i smoke so much weed that i don't even consider it a drug anymore haha it should totally be legalised haha alcohol is a way worse than weed, look at the stats weed cures cancer and shit lol make it legal already
>>69322558
alright... post redirected to >>69322556
>>69322528
Literally nothing wrong with wanting a cheeky root with a teen. Just dont get caught la
>>69322507
She's got nothing on Trivago girl
>>69322590
Tip top pleb
>theres a new commercial where she looks a bit cuter though
completely forgot this was on
fuck thursday games
>>69322659
Rance and Hartlett gay porn when?
Port blown the fuck out.
reminder wimbledon starts in 30 mins
wew lad. Port falling apart. I should just go to bed
kankerlijers hier
>>69322778
Rot op kankermongool
>>69322782
linkse kankerhomo
@69322567
Cannabis Sativa and Cannabis Indica contain THC. Cannabis Ruderalis however does not. It's a plant.
I'm just educating you for being a poor troll you don't even get a (You) for your pathetic efforts.
>>69322758
>women's
hard pass
>>69322798
Ben jij achterlijk of zo? Jij bent echt kanker.
>>69322567
kill yourself NRLel school kid faggot.
>>69322819
>of zo
>You are now aware people went to this game in order to traverse new areas to catch Pokemon on Pokemon Go
>>69322853
>it's a le 90's kid ironically reddits out over pokemon go on facebook and exaggerates how le epic le pokemanz is cos le nostalgia
>>69322567
Shut up cunt.
No mark then free kick hawthorn yeah ok
Is it worth revving up 5AA?
>>69322853
Didn't realise it was out in Australia.
>>69322853
>people above the age of 16 will unironically download this game to try and catch pokemon
>>69322940
It's a bit of fun, mate. Nothing to get upset about.
>>69322940
>>69322879
>>69322853
>not having caught 12 Pokémon already
Its FUN
>>69322940
>he either posts on a Burmese car sales forum age the age of 18 or is underage
Stop trying to stir the /afl/ pot you bitter sperg.
>>69322758
Where's the thread?
fucking whistle happy umps
>>69323029
Running 30m is too far lad
>Thursday night """""""games"""""''''
When will this meme end?
>tfw i stayed up all night to watch this shitshow
Poll: pupolo is the leaet deserving s multiple prem winner
> massive kicks around the body to no one
> massive hands in the back...but it was a sixk mark so we pay it
Can't believe I've been thinking Port are a half decent side
They are garbage
>>69323082
>Voluntarily watching a Port game
I won't judge you, but just consider this a beginner's mistake.
>>69323089
How did you fall for this meme?
Lost to Freo
>>69323082
You'd stay up all night to watch a game involving Port?
That's your first mistake BSA
>>69323086
bradley hill has him covered
Which AFL player would you most like to punch?
I would go for fucking smug shit eating private school boy will minson
>>69323099
I root for port and sydney because i penpal people there. They got me into watching last year after i traveled to Adelaide.
>>69323174
At least you'll get to see a decent game tomorrow then
>all these armchair umpires on Facebook
Jesus Christ, these people must not reproduce.
>>69323174
Port will win it next year m8 if >we learn not to kick to the opposition
>>69323206
lol port supporters still think they're playing in the sanfl or some shit
your side is miles off a flag
>>69323168
I've tried to proposition Chris Masten to fight me from the boundary line many times. I went to school with his ex and saw him pre-AFL days and I would fucking dust the cunt.
>>69323206
>next year
I haven't seen this kind of delusion since the Freo band wagoners of the 2013 Grand Final
>10+ year Freo member here unna
>>69323206
2014 was the aberration year.
You cannot design a game plan based simply on being fitter than the opposition. Now all the other sides have caught up.
>>69323168
Luke Hodge
>>69323198
yeah i've been thinking about watching the swans game tomorrow morning. Game start 4:50 am my time though and I have to work at 10am. think it'll be worth watching?
>>69323206
It's a nice thought, but as it seems right now port cant seem to kick anything but themselves
Hawthorn back with their fucking memeplays.
>>69323285
should be the game of the round
>>69323314
it's tempting. i might just go to bed early tonight then and wake up early
>>69323285
They are looking like the two teams most likely to win the flag at the moment
It's at Geelong though which is probably the hardest away trip in AFL atm
>ABHawk cucks conveniently slithering away
>Poort
>>69323451
Both these teams are equally insufferable
ffs why did I believe the meme?
>PORT
kek
KEK
K E K
Being beat by hawks isnt that bad....g-guys...
>>69323558
No one will fault >you for it
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Port don't play with my heart like this
Boak more like joke
>Boak
>good
Bottom 4 captain in both leadership and football ability
>1:45 left
>Need 3 goals to win
>35m out
>Don't have a shot
>POORT
Man, is the whinging on 5AA going to be glorious tonight!
who /top1/ here?
Well that was underwhelming lads... Have a goodnight m8s. Hopefully tomorrow will be better.
It's not gambling when you always win. I know more than the bookies, they're just sheep. I am enlightened and use my superior mind to routinely outsmart them. I have more than $5000 in accounts across different countries, sites, and passports. I'm like a wolf, the wolf of sportsbet. I OWN the streets, the books, and hold all the cards. I am the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. If you think you can outsmart me, think again, bucko.
>>69323791
Have a good one m8, best of luck to (>)you
>>69323805
But Hawthorn were favourites to win. You don't know more than the bookies then cunt
>>69323827
Fuck off
>>69323884
Pathetic. Get back in the pack. I'm like a king wolf, the king wolf of sportsbet.
Weeeee're a happy team at Haaawthorn
Weeeee're the mighty fighting Haaawks
We love our club and we PLAY. TO. WIN.
Riding the bumps with a grin at Hawthorn
>196 replies
>2 unique IPs
KEK
>>69323904
good post
>2 posters
>200 posts
kek, nice "poopoopeepee" you have here
>>69323942
Is this the famous shitposting I have heard so much about?
>>69324001
Not sure who is more autistic you or me.
>>69324037
Don't worry my German friend, it's just /nrl/ and their braincell working overtime
>1 poster
>204 posts
literally dead: the poopoopeepee
>205 posts
>34 posters
The state of this"poopoopeepeepoo"
>>69321947
I imagine cricket ovals are few and far between in North America. Which city are you?
doing a poo
>>69324263
how smelly was it
>>69324258
Ottawa, and the funny thing is, while there are a few cricket clubs in Ottawa, none of 'em wanted to give up one of their ovals when the club was first founded. But then we found our first home ground. the Infield at Rideau Carleton Raceway (Horse Racing Track). However, after a Music festival at our ground, where it rained, said ground was FUCKED. This season marks our first year playing out of Manotick Polo Club.
Who /likesthesmelloftheirfartsandpoo/ here?
>>69325324
literally all humans
>>69325021
Nice, what do your jerseys look like? Similar to an AFL team or your own design? Also what position do you play? Ex ruckman here.
>>69325389
I'm actually a volunteer for the club, i.e. Coach's Assistant, but i'm also called on to do timekeeping/scoreboards, and be a goal umpire. As for the jumpers, think Sydney's, but replace the Sydney Opera House with a maple leaf. Not to mention a proper Swan on it..
>>69325537
>check OAFL website
>ottawa swans at the bottom of the ladder
at least you're having fun I guess :)
>>69325623
damn chocolate on the bottom left is fuck as fuuuuck
>>69325664
fine as fuck^
>Poort Powder
What went wrong?
>>69325720
writing the 50 metre marks in Chinese
>>69325720
down a player for pretty much the whole game + brainless footballers
at least we can officially give up on playing finals now
>>69325745
It's not just brains they're missing m8
A set of cahoonas amongst the 18 of them wouldn't hurt.
>>69325623
...check again, we're second on the ladder.
>>69325889
Maybe I was looking at the wrong div
>>69325889
>>69325623
Also, at least we're not the High Park Demons. Poor bastards don't even have a point on the ladder.
>tfw stuck in a dead end relationship that you don't know how to get out of
It's unironically my birthday lads
also
>poort
