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Is this the most undeserving country to ever reach a final?


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Is this the most undeserving country to ever reach a final?
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I hope we get our ass kicked by Germany and not by France, 2bh.
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vão para a puta que vos pariu
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>>69304611
get out of my country you fucking traitor.

keep hating faggots!! YEAH! WE ARE FUCKING RUINING THIS EURO FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
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>>69304587
Why even bother asking?
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BORA CARALHO, VOCÊS QUE NÃO ACREDITAM VÃO PÓ CARALHO FILHOS DA PUTA
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>doing a Greece

Its pottery.

Well an evil version of Greece
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>>69304587
At least you won one match in this tournament.
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vai por caralho seu infeliz de merda
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>>69304587
National team, yeah, probably
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>>69304587

who cares? the butthurt it's causing on /sp/ is absolutely hilarious, and can you even imagine the shitposting if you guys win?
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>>69304992
>GOAT is little man...
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>>69304984
Greece faced the Czech Republic, probably the favorites to win it all along with Portugal, and beat them. How the fuck is shitting your way into the final like Greece?
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>>69304611
LET ME CORRECT IT.

A DISGUSTING COWARD AND A FUCKING TRAITOR.

IF YOU CANT SUPPORT YOUR NATIONAL TEAM EVEN WHEN YOU DONT BELIEVE THEY CAN WIN, THEN YOUR NOTHING BUT A FUCKING COWARD AND A TRAITOR.

JUST MOVE TO PARIS AND ASK FOR FRENCH NATIONALITY IF YOU WANT TO SURRENDER YOU DISGUSTING COWARD.

GET OUT
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OF MY COUNTRY TRAITOR!!!!
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>>69304587
O pobo galego está con nosos irmáns portugueses.
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>>69304611
I hope you win against Germany.
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>Portogal keeps memeing wins causing tsuuuuus and hilarious butthurts
Sign me in tbqfh, best thing to happen in this shitty cup beyond Iceland kicking some ass
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>>69305065
Oh man.. this is going to be the best part. the /pol/ and /sp/ tears will be absolutely delicious.

oh the shitposts.. ohh the shitposts waiting... oh may gaud i can barely wait for all the hate

KEEP HATING FAGGOTS !!
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For all the butthurt poortuguese lads

I'm not portuguese, and you can't deny that you are the most undeserving team to reach the finals in the last years.
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>>69304587
not really. they've played good and not just relying on individuals. people just like to circlejerk anti-ronaldo because they're jealous of him
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>>69305177
Que dis paspán? Vai pra o carallo, xuntarte con estes toalleros.
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>>69305177
we love you too Galicia ;)
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>>69305152
mad
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>draw 5
>win 1
>reach the final
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>>69305290
who should get to the semi-finals? the teams that couldnt win?

boo hoo... go fuck yourself. get out of my country, your not welcome.
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I think we took a lesson from Japan in that Wale hunting is the best sport ever.
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>>69305333
Ronaldo is totally useless and if you put any other striker in his place he would contribute more.
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>>69305362
Isso não é galego. Tentaste meu caro Albierto Barbuesa.
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>didn't win in extra time/penalties
what's the fucking point?
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>>69305131
>"beating"
>"the favourite"

American please refrain from shitposting over a sport you don't understand. Everyone knows what you cried about after the Croatia game
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>>69305462
Can't argue with this logic desu. We needed Fábio Coentrão this year but Quaresma solves everything.
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>>69305412
maybe you should have draw more and lose less.
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>>69305450
He's welcome if he's here spending money or doing an important job tbqh
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>>69305450
of course I'm welcome.

you fuckers with 0 industry and shit economy are in need of tourists. I'm doing you a favor

portuguese whores are amazing, let me tell you
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>>69304587
>they had such a good team in the past and didnt win anything
>they have shit team now and win the euro
wtf went wrong
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>>69305412
>scoring in extra time counts as a draw
who started this stupid fucking meme
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>>69305286
>>69305152
>>69305450
>>69304925


Stop.
You sound incredibly autistic.
It's just football.
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>>69305177
Obrigado amigos
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>>69305486
[spoiler]E moi difícil pra min falar galago porque a miña familia nunca tentou de falalo na miña casa. O certo é que me defendo un pouco pero non son un figura e tendo a mesturar os dous idiomas moita. Estudar un pouco de Portugues non axudou exactamente.[/spoiler]
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I hope the final will be a 0-0 game.
Portugal will win on penalties but Penaldo and Pepe will miss.
I hope the victory will taste like ashes.
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>>69304587
>never lost
>3 favourable penalties in regular time not registered
>dominant team on literally every game although suffering from a bad finishing
>did not lose once

You are one retarded faggot.
Portugal euro 2016 winner. You heard it here first, you in denial loosers. Kek
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>>69305563
Stay here for as long as you like if you're a tourist or have an important job my amigo.
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>>69305286

I keep telling my other burgers this, if you're American and you aren't rooting for Portugal you're doing it wrong. I am going to spam British posters into the fucking ground for the next year about this tournament.
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>>69305152
Shut the fuck. I don't support the Jorge Mendes NT.
Sunday will be reality check for every and each one of you retards.
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>>69304611
No no no no nigger.
Self hate is our thing.
Don't steal that too.
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What I find funny is ronaldo has been carried by renato and company
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>never lost
>undeserving
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Portugal is the Mexico of Europe.

You will get annihilated in the final
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>>69304587
They're the Real Madrid of the Euros.
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>>69304611
Mau bait, seu cabrão!
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>>69305412
>lose an elimination match
>don't reach the finals
woooooooow
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>>69305286
There will be more interracial porn on /sp/ than /gif/
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>>69304587
No. They played good their first few games and just couldn't score. Last few games their quality dropped but Portugal still deserves to be ahead of their oppenents. If they played like shit they would end up where they are and if they played good they would till be where they are. They deserve it.
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>>69305579
>"just football"

Why are you even in /sp/ you cuck?

WE IZ KINGZ N SHIT
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Fernando Santos is elite desu
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>>69305614
>never lost

that's the minimum expected of you if you're gonna reach the finals.

they never won either (before this game) and still went through
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I was sincerely hoping for someone to break Ronaldo's legs in that last few minutes. Fuck that guy and fuck Portugal for being massive fucking cucks.
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>>69305131
>How the fuck is shitting your way into the final like Greece?

They didn't beat Wales by playing shitball.
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>>69305611
Mas porquê tão hostil então?
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>>69305657
Go back to getting shot on the queue to Mcdonald, fatty.
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I've already accepted this horrible fate.
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>>69305757
>Portugal 1-0 Croatia
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>>69304587
Give me a screencap of the stoic portugal grandpa.
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>>69305759
PART TIME
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>>69305639
deviamos atirar-te pela janela
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>>69304587
>Played better
>Undeserving
???
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>>69305800
oh fuck off,

that shit was the luckiest goal this NT ever had
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>>69305577
FIFA
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>>69305828
I'll break your fucking legs you Moor scum
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anyone has a pic or webm of a portuguese qt right before 2nd half starts?
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>>69305800
>win only 1 match in 90 mins
>now in the final
Fuck this expanding tournament
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>>69305577
FIFA
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no its not. Greece in 2004 and Germany in 2002 are.
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>>69305911
PART
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>>69305886
Who cares? Croats played like pussies. They deserved to lose.
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>>69305497
>have an easy road to the final
>lose to Greece
lmao
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>>69305663
>implying drawing in group stage wasn't part of their masterplan to get the easiest road
Crashing this Euro with no survivors
Well played moors.
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>>69305949
MOOR
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(you)
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>>69305781
cuz I'm bored home and doing small shitposts. I really like Portugal. Lisbon is a cool city.
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>>69305641
>implying it isn't england's thing
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fuck it, memetugal to lift the trophy
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>>69305915
>don't lose a single match the entire tournament
>unlike literally every other team
>not deserving of being in the finals
okay pal. I'm sure Croatia or Poland deserves it more.
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>>69305993
except the nigga parts
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Greece 2004 and Holland in 2010 were both crap
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>>69305965
>Spain
>Netherlands
>England
>easy road
If your flag was Australia it would had been a perfect post.
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>>69304925
>>69305152
>>69305664
Calm down, hotheads. Obviously I'm cheering for Portugal to win but I hope Germany wins the semi-finals because they're the better team and I don't want to lose to the damn Frenchies and don't mind losing to the Germans as much.
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>>69305639
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que nabo que és maninho. Chupa mais umas pilas estrangeiras lul
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>>69305957
This is true. Croatia didn't deserve shit and they had to fuck off after playing like that. They curbstomped us with the B team but they went full defensive with team A for some reason.
Unless Portugal footbal is so supreme that they inspire instant respect from their opponents and make them play like shit I'm butthurt about it.
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>>69306074
nah i hope those cheese eaters fuck germany up and then come after you underserving scumoors.
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>>69305632
What if you're a burger but your family is from Germany and you have been rooting >>69305639
for them your entire life? Am I still doing it wrong?
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>>69305987
LOSERS
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the city of >(you)
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Força Tugas!
>nós
estamos na torcida por Portugal
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>>69304587
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>>69306059
The other lad said that beating Portugal, France, and the Czech Republic was somehow an easier road.
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>>69306186
Lnigger?
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>>69306044
Dunno how is it know but back when I went there in 2014? maybe I didn't see that many darkies. Saw much more in Madrid. There were tons of street sellers though, but every race was mixed there and I kind of don't count them as general population.
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>>69306186
the only nigger here is you. you're not white.
(you)are not white
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tudo a mamar na pila do ronaldo filhos da puta
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I'd support portugal if you guys weren't obessed with bestiality porn. And the french nt is way more cucked so if germany doesn't win I'll vouch for you guys
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>>69305131
Well, Croatia was supposedly the favorite alongside Germany after the group stages.
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>>69306130

well that's different, I'm talking about the people bitching about their path to the final and trying to emulate the broader Euro opinion to fit in

my last name is super German so I usually root for them too, so a German/Portugal final is a win/win for me because ze evil Germans/TSUUU-man winning will upset pretty much everyone
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>>69306247
the only nigger here is you. you're not white.
(you)are not white
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>>69306031
>unlike any other team on the tournament
>Who is germany?
>who is France?
Actually deserving teams and that should be the final
You are going to go down like us and the hue hues by 7
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Im hoping Portugal wins just for the memes
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>>69306225
>Cristiano is taned, therefore isn't white
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>>69306286
I didn't know Colombia had internet. Fucking hel lads.

>>69306304
the same childish mentality as Wongaldo
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>>69306001
No country comes close to selfhating of germans
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>>69306238
they are all in Amadora, Lisbon itself doesn't have many but it's outskirts are filled with them

btw I wasn't the only one who saw a super qt before 2nd half started right?
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I seriously don't get the hate, are people worldwide that autistic they cannot support their sudaca manlet without trying to bring TSU down?
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>>69306111
I have no idea why people shit on Portugal. After so many flukes and refballs that fucked them over I'm glad they're in final.
They started shitty but now they're playing well. If there was no Donaldo they'd play even better.
They have good players and I hope they win it.
>Unless Portugal footbal is so supreme that they inspire instant respect
You don't understand shitty Balkan mentality.
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>>69304587
>tfw none of this would have happened if we simply won against iceland

fuck our team man
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>>69306225
Ronaldo is tanned and those other guys are from Cape Verde, Angola, Mozambique or some shit. Portugal's squad is a LOT 'whiter' than France's
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>Portugal is gonna raped by croatia
Portugal wins
>lool it was lucky gonna get rekt by poland
Portugal wins
>AHAHAHAHA bale is going to tear you a new one
Portugal wins

Please keep hating
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>>69306286
Greece beat 3 group winners, France (whom beat England), Czech Republic (whom beat Netherlands), and Portugal. Greece did everything but shit their way to a final.
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>>69306436
true austria, you fucked up big time

however, your country isn't shit.
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>>69306337
You're a sore loser tbqh famm
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The real final is tomorrow between the two best teams in this Euro. We all know this
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>>69304611

fuck off, ronaldo needs to win this tournament just to make leddit cry
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>>69306519
>Greece desperate and praying Portugal doesn't get their well deserved Euro Cup
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Winning is winning,
I don't see why how it happens can make someone mad, it doesn't matter.
I've seen some pretty retarded shit happen in lots of games, and teams win and no one complains... so why can't it be like this, but this time in our favor?
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>>69306456
We're not whiter than the French.

There's only one city in the country that could pass as a French city.

Come on now we have to be realistic
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>>69306519
Countries that lose to the Faroe Islands shouldn't be allowed to post
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>>69306575
I know that, I'm just saying that your national team has more 'white' players than France's.
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>>69306559
We give the a cup and this is the thanks we get. Ungrateful cunts.
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>>69306626
>>69306626
>'m just saying that your national team has more 'white' players than France's.


What? Really? Really? What a suprising news? Did you watch football since 2014... non-europeans are so retarted ayy lmao
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>There are people from my nation that prefers to be cucked by the same board which considers germany to be good than watching its own nation win
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>>69304587
Worst team I've seen reach the final in recent history. Poor side.
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Guys it's OK to admit your team had a worse Euro than Germany/France
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>>69306419
>I have no idea why people shit on Portugal
Ronaldo is easy as shit to hate, and I mean it beyond memes and jealousy. The guy comes off as a prick, people here hate Portugal because it is the Ronaldo team.
>shitty Balkan mentality
true that. Everything right from Italy is fucked up.
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> we literally got kicked from the tournament because of meme magic

just end it all
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>>69306621
But he's right? Portugal are shit. Couldn't even win a game in their group. Should've been out after that really.
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>>69306764
don't worry, we hate you here too.
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>>69306775
You did well tho
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>>69306693
I'm from a European family, I've been watching soccer/football since I was a kid. I wasn't trying to unveil some kind of fucking hidden secret I was making an observation in reply to someone else's post.

Don't be a cunt, m8.
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>>69306802
Well, at least they didn't lose to Iceland.
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>>69306569
Southern europeans always claim they are so fucking emotional/passionate, but obviously emotions are bad, when people dislike you for """"""ruining"""""" their sport.

Most people who aren't biased towards a team don't care about "winning is winning". They want to see a series of good games. Have a bad game once in a while, people will forget about it. Have a bad game and get btfo'd, people will say "Too bad".

Play shit and still advance, people will be upset about it.

It's not about others deserving it more, it's about completely unobjectively, people thinking of Portugals performances, being underwhelmed and not wanting them to advance further.
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>>69306225

Is Danilo of sunfish descent?
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So my city is the second largest portuguese community in France after Paris, there are portuguese literally everywhere her, I watched the game on a bar terrace... I wanted to sudoku
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>>69306802
Shoulda, coulda, woulda. If the rules specified that we would have been out we would have played differently.

We are playing in a way that takes the maximum advantage of the rules and format of this Euro, our coach has all but admitted it.

It's baffling that a country famous for first getting rich by piracy can't understand that as long as you abide by the rules there is no such thing as an honourable victory. There is only victory.
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>>69306809
We would love Portugal f you benched that smug motherfucker. I would love you personally if you took him away from the Real Madrid
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>>69306456

I would be fun to see Portugal play France in the finals with plenty of black players on both sides tho

You know, just for the t. Alberto Barbosa and KANGZ meme
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>>69306775
ngl portugal totally memed you with that goal
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>>69306225
Everyone of those has African ancestry, including Ronaldo.

But look at a normal person, like Ronaldo's mom.
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>>69306872

I do agree with you but I don't think Portugal has been playing as shitty as /sp/ says.

Of course it's all memes and whoever takes it seriously is pretty childish.
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>>69305611
Nunca deixes de falalo, meu. Eu son da Coruña, onde ninguén fala xamáis galego, mais aprendino co avó. É a nosa lingua.
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>>69306991

shh, don't ruin it :^) I just want to see the KANGZ win the finals
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>>69306734
Spaniards in disguise
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>>69306890
where ?
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>>69306890
What is your city?
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>>69305577
the bookies
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>>69305177
Obrigado :^)
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>>69307003
In all honesty, I'm unsure if most people wouldn't shit on whatever other nation might be in Portugals place right now.

It's really not about you guys in general, just about the Euro being shit I believe.

Obviously some will shit on Portugal to trigger y'all, but ultimately people just vent their anger over a shit tournament and since Portugal is sorta the profiteer of this, alot of it is - arguably wrongfully - directed at you.
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>>69307062
>>69307065
Clermont-Ferrand
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>>69307136
w e w


at least you still got rugby going for you... wait :^)
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>>69307136
>Clermont-Ferrand
I didn't know Aveques had such good taste.

Good for them
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I don't know about undeserving... but it certainly has the best pastries
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>>69306925
Do you even understand why people are mad? When you have a team consisting of great players and you deliver this hideous football then you deserve the hate
With a minnow like Wales or Iceland you expect them to be ultra conservative ( Wales actually was not).
Simple as that
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>>69306872
well, I understand your point, but crying about another team passing on an image forum is a bit childish in my opinion.
Portugal may not have played very well this euro, but if you look back the other euros, there were some games were the chances were completely off for us... but people seem to forget that very quickly. I don't think my country's team is perfect, not even close to it, but I feel refreshed after feeling a bit of luck coming to our side.
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>>69307184
We have Renaud Lavillenie !

>>69307215
Aveques ?
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>>69304587
inb4 10-1 on final
I remember Germany going 4-1 on last WC

Portukeks always celelbrate too soon
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>>69307290
Aveques are what we call them. It's not offensive nor meant to be offensive.

The origin of the term is in the fact that they like showing off their French when they return here for vacations and tend to use the word a lot.
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>>69307296
We were down to 10 thanks to Pepe.

Only now Pepe has been the best player in the tournament so far. We may still lose but we are in the position to put up a fight.
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>>69305545
/thread
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>>69305545
oh snap
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>Croatia is the dark horse, they'll smite Poortugal down.
We beat Cro-Cro.
>B...b...b...bu..but Poland is the real dark horse they'll smite Tsuuugal down.
We beat the Polacs.
>f...f....fuuck wales is the real deal now, all the other teams were memes, Wales is the real deal. They'll crush Moortugal.
We fuck them also.
Well, are you even trying?
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>>69304587
yes
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>>69304925
We. Said Pedro while sitting in his parents' sad basement.
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>>69307508
France/Germany are the tournament favourites, they'll finish off Portugal.
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>>69307508
to be honest, we've been blessed with our match-ups. We could have been matched-up against some real teams and had our asses handed to us. Alas, second place is ours already, and we have 90 minutes to get an upgrade.
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>>69304587
By far.
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>>69307400
I see. Well here most of them work in the construction business, my brther-in-law who worked as banker had a lot of portuguese construction business bosses and they all used to do the same thing : getting a bank loan to buy a big BMW car in june to go to Portugal with and then sell it when they come back in september. They are pretty friendly for most of them, I have a lot of portuguese friends, but when it comes about Portugal, football and all, they are horrible. There is a giant portuguese fest here on St Jean day in june, there are portuguese music band and even portuguese banks and a lot of the portuguese people from the region are here.
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Did Germany deserve to win 74 and 54?
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>>69307587
You'll even get a spot in the Memederations Cup if Germany wins tomorrow no matter what happens on sunday
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I fucking hate this stupid country
I have never had a real job and I am 27. My entire family is lazy and fat and stupid.
I tell you how I make money to buy some basic stuff- I go to the golf courses where rich tourists play and I sell myself as a 'comedy caddy' where I promise to caddy for people whilst pretending to be Cristiano Ronaldo
Basically, all day for rich people I run to the golf hole after they make a putt then loudly shout TSSSUUUU whilst tensing my body to pretend I scored the birdy. Only 10% of the time do they laugh and find it funny and only 5% of the time do they actually pay me. sometimes I fall on the floor when they make a golf swing and pretend I am hurt as a diving joke.
This is my life in this fucking shithole. I have no chance of a good life so why do my family celebrate when this shithole cheats to reach a final? fuck this shithole.
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>>69307743
>My entire family is lazy and fat and stupid.
>fat

There are literally no fat Portuguese people.
>>
We had a better team in 2004 desu
its not our fault this edition format is fucking retarded and we avoided the big teams though
>>
>>69307624
That depends on whether you consider winning thanks to being full of horse steroids is deserving it
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>>69307836
it's englel and spain fault for losing desu
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>>69307797
H-h-h-heh. Y-y-y-you're right.
(I'm getting there, I swear, only a few more months of diet and I'm free from this disease)
>>
>>69307743
Nice proxy Pablo
>>
>>69307797
Literally everyone over 50 is overweight and has a moustache
Male and female
The fuck was wrong with that generation
>>
although some Tugas in /sp/ are autistic and dislike Brazil >we are still cheering for your NT

vai Portugal porra caralho
>>
>>69307743
A summary of Portuguese people.
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>>69307622
I despise nothing more than people who leave their native country only to be so proud of it somewhere else. Boring everybody with their traditions and shitty traditions and folklore. Get dfuck out.
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>>69307950
Foda-se, crioulo de merda.
>>
>>69307950
See >>69307957

You still wonder why?
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>>69308034
>p-people on the internet bullying me
Grow up, manchild. Not every brazilian is like that.
>>
>>69307993
>crioulo

falou o tupi iorubá do cu ardendo que o tuga arrombou

>>69308034
banter is different from autism
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>>69308074
some people really buy into /int/ memes far too much
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>>69307963
You would hate them here then. Because they're all about that, for them Portugal is better than anything else on earth, they wea portuguese football jersey, have portuguese stickers on their car, well they need to show they are portuguese and love Portugal. They like France though unlike other immigrants.
Last week when Portugal did all the draws one of my portuguese friend told me that this team is a total shit, Ronaldo is a useless cunt and all... and today they write comments on facebook saying they are so happy, Portugal is the best country and Ronaldo the best player in the world.
>>
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>69308034
Every country gets meme'd on, this is /sp/
I always see so many Tugas going "We are so hated, why does everyone hate us?" despite the fact that we get a ton of foreign posters cheering and memeing for us. Both Germany and France get as much shit as we do, if not more.
Take it easy, my man.
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>>69304587
Yes
>>
>>69304587
Nós começamos sempre mal todas as competiçoes. Mas neste último jogo jogámos bem. Podes ir direitinho po caralho.
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>>69308177
I know exactly how they are. Portuguese pride in France, then they return home and they are all smart about what should be done yet none of them contributed shit to our magnificent & glorious Portugal.
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>>69306492
...you are know aware:
>Portugal beat Croatia (who beat Spain)
>Portugal beat Poland (who were level with Germany)
>Portugal beat Wales (who did, however you see it, beat England)
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>>69308287
Wait does that mean we beat italy?
I thought penalty wins count as draws?
>>
keep sending your whores to brazil and we will keep cheering for u.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>69308177
When WW3 starts, kill the avecs first please.
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>>69308287
*now
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>>69305639
what is a reality chek?

loosing to germany by 1 or 2 ? is that a reality check?

go fuck yourself.

mata a tua mãe e faz arroz de puta cabrão. traidor nojento.
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>vs Iceland
Play shit

>vs Austria
Play shit

>vs Hungary
Play shit

>vs Croatia
Play shit

>vs Poland
Play shit

>vs Wales
Play shit
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>>69308281
Everyone's diaspora is like this. Insufferable cunts
>>
>being a self-loathing pussy

hmm, I thought this was an exclusively hispanic feature. It's iberic, then.
>>
>>69308317
Nah, sorry, I could have sworn Greece had benuldies vs Czech'em Republic, and since the word used was beat, I just used it as well.
It's still a draw m8.
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>>69308414
Indeed. Fuck'em.
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>>69306991
you know his father was a nigger right ?
>>
post portugues bunda pls
>>
I love how anus annihilated spee is over portugal.

Hope they win. They must win.
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>>69308403
>play shit
>doesnt loose

meanwhile on the island:

"boo hoo we deserved to be in the finals, we lost a match but our soccer is beautifull"

bro tip: playing good beautifull soccer is what kept us loosing and never let us won shit. that and all the reffballs (ref tried today, but failed too).
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>>69308552
I'm not even sure if my definition of nigger is the right one anymore
>>
poortuguese are mentally challenged niggers
>>
>france beats germany
>proceeds to cheat their way to victory as usual
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>>69306802
>Brits are THIS sore

It's okay son, I've got some butt ointment
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>>69305152
T. Barboso from Alberta
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>>69308681
his father had a majestuous beard while ronaldo is a bardless kek
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>>69306747

Lol. need but ointment son? Whay are you this sore? Did you actually believe for even a second that Eng had a chance?

That's just sad tbqh
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>>69308074
>>69308091
>I-its just bantz we swear
ok povo irmão
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>>69308681
>that fucking paiting in the back
lmao
>>
>>69305563
>portuguese whores are amazing, let me tell you

Can confirm that
>>
>>69305563
>portuguese whores are amazing, let me tell you

You've been fooled m8
Half the whores here are brazilian and the other half is eastern european
unless you're speaking of "whores" not actual whores
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>>69305412
>>reach the final

only thing that matters
>>
>>69305579
>portuguese
>"just football"
Where do you think you are
>>
>>69307743

>27 with a Msc and a PhD finding cures for lethal diseases

nah, chefe... You're just a shitstain :^)
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>>69308681
tsuu should have a beard like that,
he can stay gay and suck dicks like he does, but atleast dont look like a total faggot, which he currently does.
>>
Chile in every final they have ever been.

Nothing but treacherous mixed evilness.
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>>69309088
His sister looks gud there now she looks like a tranny
btw >that fucking painting holy shit kek
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>>69305545
B T F O
>>
>tfw the most important goal was Iceland's goal against Austria
THANK YOU BASED ICELAND
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>>69308681
His dad looks pretty based desu
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>>69304587
No.
You did the job today, but damn it was a shit game.
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>>69308681
imagine ronaldo with that beard
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>>69309099
you're not Mexican. just someone obsessed with Mexico using a proxy, willingly setting yourself up to be utterly destroyed by a simple response.

7-0.

so tell me, what country are you really?
>>
who portuguese girlfriend here?
get rekt mouros
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>>69305545
>>
>>69308722
That's why we kicked your ass every time you tried to invade us?
>>
>>69305545
Kek'd
>>
Bamos lá CARALHO!
...não dêem bola aos postais ressaviados!
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>>69305545
TOP banter lad
>>
>the generation of Figo, Nuno Gomez, Victor Baia and Sousa cant win an EC
>this one is in the final

football is weird
>>
>>69304587
>>
>>69309285
Im your average self hating mexican you fucking chicano faggot.

Don't you dare tell me I don't live in this hellhole ever again.
>>
>>69304925
>>69305152

good posts.

those self-loathing faggots need to go die in a fucking fire. pathetic little cunts

COME ON PORTUGAL
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>>69309486
>Im your average self hating mexican
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>>69309256
faggot
gay
sissy
>>
>>69309221
KEK
>>
>>69305657
Wouldn't that be Brazil? Poor banter. Enjoy getting shot sometime in the future
>>
>>69304587
people don't want to remember GREECE of all teams won in 2004 whilst playing shitty football.

we of all people need to remember.

if we win, which we can do, it will be 100% deserved, shitty football or not.
>>
>>69307743
are you... are you serious? literally what
>>
>>69307743
>I have never had a real job and I am 27.
I'm 26 and the only job I had so far was part-time at a call-center, which I got fired from for insulting some old hag on the phone (LUL totally worth it).

however I'll finish university next year and I'm looking forward to that. it's just football man. enjoy yourself.
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>>69307743
oh man thanks.. im lauhing my ass out
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>>69309640
N-no era penal!
I'll never forgive you for that!
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>>69310292
>still mad
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>>69304611
YOU HAVE TO LEAVE.
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>>69309879
greece was the equivalent of iceland this year.

Portugal has very good players and Ronaldo, unlike Greece had in 2004, and still managed to play poorly in the first games
>>
>>69305152
>>69304925
albertinho barbosinha
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>>69309848
we aren't in europe.
putaguesa
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>>69310548
you are also really dumb, my son
i was saying, "portugal is the brazil of europe"
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>>69310436
we've been playing like shit since 2006 but only now people catch on.

it's actually starting to reverse itself. our under 21 squad is unstoppable and we just won the under 17 Euro. future looks bright.
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>>69310548
Brazil is the Mexico of the world
>>
>>69305657
>62%
You are the literal Mexico of the future
>>
>>69304611
>>69305290
DELET THIS
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>>69310674
Brazil is the Africa of South America
>>
>>69305545
>>69305412
JUST
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>>69309256
ew disgusting he'd be fucking ugly. m8.
>>
>>69310846
Literal cancer.
>>
Literally came back from stadium in Lyon. Everyone was doing the tssssuuuuu. Meme magic strikes. Portugal 2016 champs
>>
>>69311022
Brazuca filha da puta xô! Vai para a escola e aprende o que significa "literal".
>u-usei ironicamente
Vai mas é estudar, burro da merda!
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>>69308954
>>
>>69311200
mais*
português filho de uma prostivagaranha.
>>
>>69308681
They were poor as fuck and now he could buy the whole island for him.
>>
>>69311360
>mais*
Não te envergonhes mais. Vá, vai lá estudar.
>>
>>69311453
Isso tá certo só se for na versão moura do português.
>>
>>69311200
Recomendo-lhe o mesmo, câncer.
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>>69311533
"mas" continua a ser escrito "mas" na versão macaco da floresta do Português.
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>>69311679
>câncer
perdão?
>>
>>69305911
A LITERAL FUCKING DENTIST
>>
>>69311863
What is this "dentist" meme I keep hearing about?
>>
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>>69311863
>THIS TRIGGERS THE AMERICAN
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>>69311533
>versão moura do português
Era para ficar ofendido?
>>
>>69311899
Iceland's coach is a part time dentist
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>>69311679
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>>69307743
the filename delivered the killing blow to my sides holy shit 10/10
>>
>>69310318
You don't get it. That was it, our chance to enjoy the next round but le epic diving chokerman was too much.
>>
>when faced with banter, the Moortugese reverts back to his retard Spanish knock off "language"

Every time like clockwork
>>
>>69312608
nice meme aquafresh
>>
>>69307950
We also always cheer for Brazil, 4chan isn't any kind of measuring stick.
>>
>>69310822
http://economico.sapo.pt/noticias/ft-portugal-teria-a-ganhar-em-tornarse-uma-provincia-do-brasil_114376.html
>>
>>69310674
And what does that make Mexico?
>>
they're going to lose to germany. so who cares?
>>
>>69308681
Damn Ronaldo's father rocking the alcoholic stepfather that beats his family on a nightly basis look
>>
>>69313032
PELA MINHA SENPAIÍLIA, PELO MEU PAÍS... impiximan
>>
>>69313424
You really should consider that, though
>>
>>69313750
mata-te, ninguém aqui quer fazer parte da favela gigante a que chamas "país"
>>
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Paraguay in the 2011 CA was unreal.
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>defending is easy
>>
>>69313910
What a fine gentleman.
>>
>>69304587
moortugal is ridiculous
>>
>>69314142
It's pretty pathetic that your country is not even good at the one thing it was good at now tbqh
>>
>>69313838
too real
>>
>>69306247
Do you know the history of peninsula? Let me answer for you: No.
>>
>>69306119
Little Scouse is mad at mourinho's United
>>
>>69305412
M8 with them Iceland almost never left their own midfield. They had 73%possession and 1 mistake cost them the victory. Plus they've ripped off on at least 3 penalties. With us they just completely outplayed us. Fucking Iceland
>>
>>69307241
Full blown debt aids.
>>
>>69306888
Bruno Martins indi....
>>
>>69304925
>>69304859
>>69304956
>>69304996
>>69305152
>>69305286
>>69305450
god, patriotism really is fucking ridiculous
>>
>>69317518
If you score on your enemies, they win
>>
>>69318780
COMO VOTA?!
>>
>>69317518
>>69317518
Canada, this is why you've never achieved anything in the world. This attitude is why you'll only ever be a pleasant friendly country and not a TOP TIER KING SHIT SUPERPOWER.
>>
>>69317518
This is why youre a cuck nation.
>>
>>69319876
Atleast they dont have to be afraid of being raped in the streets like you
>>
>>69320037
>>
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>>69320046
>I don't want to condom
erry tiume
>>
>>69320046
Atleast we have nice looking whores.
>>
Portuguese are the good guys 2bh
>>
>>69305412
>Its coming home
>Lose to part time dentists and filmakers
>>
>>69320134
atleast german women dont whore at all. polish sluts migrate in masses to germany since you slavs are either to poor or to limp dicked to fuck.
>>
>>69313910

Diz-me que ele não é português por favor...
>>
>>69305748
I fucking hate him tbqh.

I'd rather play good football and have lost already, than reaching the final or even winning the whole thing playing like this.

All he does is build the whole defense/midfield to counter the other team's style, and then hope we can squeeze a goal. If not he's more than happy to take it to penalties.

I get the hate people have here, albeit most of it is because of Ronaldo and Pepe, which I also get.

So unlikable players + shitty football style and this is the result.

TTTTSSSSSSUUUUUUUUU
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>>69320267
Não, mano
>>
>>69313910
>wears suit and fedora like on industrial revolution age
>uses feather pen like he's on the discovery age
The fuck?
>>
>>69305965
One of the hardest roads we could of had.

All that fat and sugar are killing your brain
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>>69320270

>muh goals
>muh shots
>muh Ronaldo and Pepe are meanies
>muh defending is easy and he likes pens

ffs I fkn hate the NT casuals
>>
>>69320046
funniest shit I've seen on this board
>>
TTTSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
>>69309634
ignore autistic mongoloids
>>
>>69315088
this
>>
>>69310015
Manel?
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>
>>69306328
>Cristiano is white
>he's actually serious
>>
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At first I hated Portugal but now I'm a Tsuuumissile.

You have to admire their ability to make it into final with as little effort as humanly possible.
Final will be a barnburner.
>>
>>69317518
Patriotism isn't something you...
>flag
Nevermind.
>>
>>69320202
>atleast german women dont whore at all.
>women dont whore
How deluded can a human being be?
>>
OHHHHHHHHH
SPOR LISBOA E O BENFICA O CAMPEAAAAAO
>>
>>69306419
Because shitting on Portugal is a meme. Everyone thinks they're undeservedly in the final because they've heard other people say it. No smart punter actually thinks this.
>>
>>69313910
Jesus, he actually has a fucking cane too
>>
>>69310647
actually future looks African-black
>>
>>69304587
Yes, your campaign is tied with England's 1966 run.
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>>69305545
ai jasus
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>>69304925
kek, I think im now a portugal supporter

BURN THE EUROS
>>
>>69320046
Top tier m8
>>
Germany will 7-1 Portugal and it will be glorious
>>
>>69304587
Yes
>>
>>69320202
German women, and men (not that one can tell the difference), give themselves for free to shitskins.
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