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FA:Lions finally end saga, cut Stephen Tulloch
DEN:'Clear' Miller would get better offer as FA
WAS:Cousins, Redskins have not made any progress
NYG:Rashad Jennings to see 15+ carries a game?
MIA:Tunsil suffered 'growing pains' this spring
DET:Zenner 'early front-runner' for big back job
PIT:Le'Veon Bell looking for $15 million a year?
NO:Mark Ingram wants to retain passing-game role
BUF:Bills WR Goodwin falls short in Olympics bid
DEN:Broncos QB Lynch headed for 'redshirt' year?
DEN:Mark Sanchez 'has to win' QB job in camp
DEN:Broncos and Sanders have had 'good talks'
>tfw same old news
nth for b ears
- Romo is going to throw less times than Russell Wilson.
- Romo will lead the league in Passer Rating.
- Romo will have a career low Int%
- Romo will lead the league in TD%
- Romo will play at least 14 games in the regular season
- The Cowboys have two 1,000 yard recievers
- The Cowboys will rush for over 3000 yards
- The Cowboys will have the #1 offense
- Cowboys will score over 30 points a game
- Cowboys defense will be a Top 10 Defense
- Cowboys will play in the NFCCG
>Quarterback
Cowboys > Redskins > Giants > Eagles
>Runningback
Cowboys > Eagles > Giants > Redskins
>Wide Receiver
Cowboys = Giants > Redskins > Eagles
>Offensive Line
Cowboys > Eagles > Giants > Redskins
>Defensive Line
Cowboys > Giants > Redskins > Eagles
>Linebacker
Giants > Cowboys > Eagles > Redskins
>Cornerback
Redskins > Giants > Cowboys > Eagles
>Safety
Eagles > Cowboys > Giants > Redskins
NFC North
Aaron Rodgers 67% 34 TDs 9 INTs 4,400 yards
Matt Stafford 59% 29 TDs 16 INTs 4,600 yards
Jay Cutler 61% 21 TDs 16 INTs 3,200 yards
Teddy Bridgewater 55% 20 TDs 14 INTs
NFC east
Eli Manning 59% 30 TDs 18 INTs 4,600 yards
Tony Romo 71% 30 TDs 8 INTs 3,800 yards
Kirk Cousins 60% 28 TDs 10 INTs 3,900 yards
Carson Wentz 53% 19 TDs 10 INTs 2,900 yards
NFC South
Drew Brees 67% 31 TDs 15 INTs 4,500 yards
Cam Newton 60% 28 TDs 12 INTs 3,700 yards
Matt Ryan 65% 30 TDs 14 INTs 4,600 yards
Jameis Winston 58% 22 TDs 13 INTs 3,100 yards
NFC West
Russell Wilson 58% 25 TDs 11 INTs 4,200 yards
Carson Palmer 62% 31 TDs 16 INTs 4,600 yards
Jared Goff 52% 20 TDs 14 INTs 3,200 yards
Blaine Gabbert 58% 20 TDs 10 INts 3,100 yards
>Yfw Von Miller goes to chase a check on another team and never makes it back to the SB
>>69293794
Oh Tiki.
>>69293794
And then he gets injured in week 8 and the cowboys miss the playoffs again
What would it take for Jason Garrett to get fired?
>>69293797
>yfw he signs a pity payday with the Browns and becomes leader in Brown's history
>>69293794
The mental gymnastics that Cowboys fans do is actually impressive
>>69293977
cowboys to be bad
>>69293977
Trade Romo, lose 14 games, cut all back up QBs and sign RBs
>>69293977
try to blow cowboys stadium up but theyd probably just fire his assistant
Who /wildcardguaranteed/ here?
>>69294159
Here loud and proud.
>>69293794
>Romo is going to throw less times than Russell Wilson
What does that have to do with anything?
So I've been doing some mock drafts and I've seen Ezekiel Elliot go 6th-8th overall. Man, that seems like a steep price... I am eager to take him over Jamaal Charles or a dime a dozen WR.
Pick 5 events you'd like to see, then 3 you wouldn't like to see
1. Romo throws 44 TDs and 28 ints
2. Brett Favre becomes a commentator
3. Drew Brees catches a deflected pass for the TD
4. Derek Carr and Blake Bortles put up 120 points total
5. Alex Smith's pants are torn off in a game
6. Joe Buck drunken rampage on air
7. The Giants go 19-0
8. Tom Brady hits bellichick with a pass
9. Aaron Rodgers sex tape with Munn
10. Jay Curler taking a shot on camera
11. Teddy Bridgewater saying "Nigga"
12. Jimmy Graham fights Gronk
13. Romo makes a burger on a grill
14. A punter throws 5 TDs
15. Jon Gruden choking Jim Nantz
16. Tim Tebow baked outta his mind
17. Cleveland wins a playoff game
18. Manziel naked on SI
19. Trump gets stumped
20. The Raiders beat anyone
21. A pair of very nice tits
22. A penis
23. Aaron Rodgers with tits
24. Tom Brady's penis
25. Pats getting BTFO
>>69294411
>Derek Carr and Blake Bortles put up 120 points
>Joe Buck drunken rampage
>A punter throws 5 TDs
>Cleveland wins a playoff game
>The Raiders beat anyone
Don't want to see:
>The Giants go 19-0
>Manziel naked on SI
>Trump gets stumped
>>69294411
2, 6, 21, 15, 12
7, 23, 24
>>69293794
na
>>69294892
What a cute girl.
>>69294251
Because if the Cowboys are running a lot and Romo being the super clutch super accurate and super smart QB that he is will be gutting defenses that will be committing to Runs. MVP candidate in 2016 will bet a picture of my ex gf onnthe toilet if he isnt
>>69294911
>girl
I have bad news for you anon.
>>69294411
I pick 17 four times and 25 once. My three are 19 24 and 20
>>69295008
Am I gay now?
>>69295128
>now
>Future threatening Russell Wilson
what the shit is this guy thinking?
>>69295316
He's currently smoking massive quantities of bubble gum through his dillhole.
>>69294411
12, 17, 25, 15, 11
1, 4, 7
>>69293794
redskins have a better overall receiver corps, cowboys just have Dez
>>69295506
not even a cowgirl fan but that is completely wrong
>>69293676
>Team is barely ever in OP post
Can't decide if that's good or bad
>>69295961
It's good for me so I can remain unimportant.
>>69295961
It's good it means they are likely keeping out of trouble
>>69294411
>like to see
Brett Farve becomes a commentator
Alex Smith's pants are torn off in a game
Tom Brady hits bellichick with a pass
Teddy Bridgewater saying "Nigga" (kek)
Cleveland wins a playoff game
>Wouldn't like to see
Trump gets stumped
The Raiders beat anyone
A pair of very nice tits
>>69295316
>Future rolls up
>Windows roll down
>Future's Where Ya At blares out the car
>"Ay yo Rus!"
>Russell Wilson gazes back in his usual 1000 yard stare fashion
>"Eat ma heat, nigga!"
>Future fires off rounds
>Russ scrambles and dodges all the bullets
>Toss a football into Future's car
>A loud thud
>Russell Wilson runs away after
>>69296389
Can QBs throw a football hard enough to kill someone?
SEA:Russell Wilson on Future : "Fuck that nigga"
>>69295570
This
Terrance Williams is very underrated imo
Cole Beasley is like a Edelman-Lite
And Jason Witten is their franchises best TE, ever
What is a play that seems to never work in your team's playbook?
>>69296979
any pass over 15 yards
>>69296979
Chip Kellys 3rd down screens
>>69296979
>>69297087
don't forget about 2nd and long senpai
might be a cheeky run who knows??
>>69294411
6, 11, 14, 15, 25
1, 7, 19
>>69294411
won't lie, I'd watch the Rodgers/Munn sex tape. Those pictures she sent to her ex years ago prove she's a freak.
>>69296979
what's that faggot play called where the QB takes the snap and then throws it to a receiver laterally (parallel to the line of scrimmage) as quick as possible?
>also you now remember the pants on the ground song
>>69294970
Someone screengrab this. I mean, if you want a pic of Tiki's 600lb cousin on the toilet.
>>69298770
Flat?
>>69299945
yeah that one thx
never works
>>69297258
>>69298774
Funny af.
>>69303369
Who?
>>69303789
a dindu that got made good
SEVEN DEADLY SINS OF /NFL/
Old Bay
Tiki
p12
BB
Sneak
Scarletism
Carrmageddon
>>69305715
I'll never be seven deadly sins. I guess I'm seven cardinal virtues.
>>69305715
>this became the new Antonio Brown's perfect smile pasta
>>69305934
>anyone on this shithole being virtuous
>>69306038
I bet there's a lot of virtue here, as in virgins. lol.
>>69306943
The words you are saying together make no sense.
>>69307071
I don't know what sense is.
>"It's clear to see when you get a concussion. In football, it's - concussions happen, if not on every play, then they happen like every other, every third play, you know. With all the helmet contact, guys hittin' the ground, heads hittin' ground. It's simply when your brain touches your skull from the movement or the inertia, man. It's simple to get a concussion, you know. ...I don't know how many I've had over my career, you know, but I've definitely had my fair share."
NIGGA, I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE BEEN A PART OF SUCH FUCKING GODDAMN DISGRACE OF WHAT THE FUCK I'M SEEING RIGHT NOW DAWG - EDP445, American Philosopher
>>69307149
Get a job
>>69307197
I have one m8.
G-go puckers...
>>69307235
A job isn't a job if they don't pay you.
>>69307271
I work at Chipotle lol.
>>69307191
EAT
>>69307071
Tripfag posts always remind me of when Lisa Simpson was confused by the "Yahoo Serious Film Festival" sign
"I know those words but I don't know what they mean..."
>>69307247
If you could be locked in a sports bar with 5 tripfags of /NFL/ watching the Superbowl which ones would they be?
>>69307495
None of them because nobody likes us.
>>69307531
This desu
>>69307387
>hating based young Einstein
>>69303369
>vegan
>dated a tranny
dear god i hope blaine gabbert becomes the starter
>>69307495
Actually if I was allowed to have a knife I would do this because it would be like that stuck in the middle with you scene from reservoir dogs 5 x in a row
>>69307783
So who's going to be Mr. Orange and kill you?
>>69307986
probably Old Bay because he's a whiny rat faggot
>>69308058
I am now imaging Old Bay laying in a pool of his own blood.
>>69294411
5, 6, 11, 16, 21 and 25
>>69307495
Mayo, Pie, Elvis, Sean annnd Edelman Army.
>>69307495
Weddle's Taped Fingers, Dalton's Flaming Hair, Sean, UTV and...Tiki, but just to have him choke to death on a rubber version of romo's dick
>>69308371
a little offended desu
>>69308427
>UTV
>>69308447
Inb4 obligatory screencap
>>69308427
found the archiver
>>69308444
it'd be weird having an iggles trip at a superbowl party.
>>69308371
you forgot slot
>>69307495
Carrmageddon
Raider Nation
Oingo Boingo
IE Brah
Darth Raider
And TDK if I can get 6
>>69308566
slot can party with the losers in sneaks basement.
>>69308590
What about alphacheese?
>>69307495
R12, Joe staley's bloody nose, Neon Deion, Tony Reali, and Fuck Kentucky. NORCAL doesn't make the cut.
>>69308522
>>69308717
Neon Deion was a fag. He made us Braves fans look bad.
>>69308536
reee
>>69308735
w-who will you do next? pls scare an /nfl/ trip away
>>69308835
I volunteer Old Bay.
>>69308869
beebs, quads confirm
>>69308717
is PACnw a niners fan?
>>69308900
No )=
its not like my posts are easily grabbed either
>>69308717
th-thanks
>>69309091
i'd pick you too, you're non threatening
>>69294411
Wants
7. The Giants go 19-0
12. Jimmy Graham fights Gronk (if JG wins)
17. Cleveland wins a playoff game (if Manziel storms the field naked just before a Cleveland FG like a bat out of rehab)
25. Pats getting BTFO
.>9000. Paxton Lynch Bronco's starter QB week 1
Don't wants
22. A penis
23. Aaron Rodgers with tits
24. Tom Brady's penis
>two penises
>>69308779
I know nothing about what he says about the braves but when he used to post here as a niners fan he was the trip I got along with the best by far.
>>69309071
>is PACnw a niners fan?
I don't remember talking to him, isn't he a baseball trip? So he'd be mariners, right?
>>69309091
you'd be better if you weren't church-lite at times. I guess living in enemy territory will do that to some people though.
hey so i'm back from my ban
fill me in
what's the inside scoop
i want the dirty deets
>>69309382
last I heard was that Denard Robinson drove into a lake while he was sleeping and had to be rescued, he claimed he wasn't intoxicated or high as if that was something people normally do.
>>69308735
Holy shit
>>69309485
i suppose people in jacksonville feel themselves so bored they've to at times invent danger to feel alive and remind themselves, and the rest of the globe, that they exist
>>69309648
or you know, he just got high and fell asleep while driving, ending up underwater.
What did he mean by this
>>69309748
i was just trying to make fun of jacksonville
>>69309760
so despite having a local team in the nuggets, he's a GS fan
i fucking hate memes
>>69309382
Louis Murphy got drunk, woke up locked in a museum, and had to break a window in order to get police assistance
>>69309839
>i was just trying to make fun of jacksonville
it doesn't need to be made fun of, jacksonville makes fun of itself. next year people will talk about hoping they don't get drafted first by the jaguars because that means they will tear their ACL shortly after.
>>69309868
Goddamn
>>69309760
Means he wish he'd play niggahop in college so he could now be getting big buck$$$$ ?
>>69309760
I'm not overly familiar with apehoop, but doesn't Colorado have an NBA team?
NFL Top 10 Predictions:
1. Gronk
2. Brady
3. Brown
4. Netwon
5. Jones
6.Watt
7. Kuechly
8. Rodgers
9. Peterson
10. Beckham Jr
>>69309947
nuggets yeah
>>69309868
that sounds like it'd be a good story if he manages to remember it
>>69309953
>anybody but cam being number one
nah
>>69293676
Dubs and eagles make playoffs
>>69310004
It will never work
Kek does not will the eagles a playoff berth
>>69310004
cmon man get it together
>>69309953
1. Newton
2. Brady
3. Odell
4. JJ
5. Brown
6. Jones
7. AP
8, 9, and 10 I don't know.
>>69310001
>choking in the worst possible fashion to lose the owl
>blowing your shot a perfect season against the fucking failcons
lol no
>>69310004
The eagles will not make the playoffs
>>69310004
>>69310032
>Gronk anywhere outside the top 3 under any circumstance
kill yourself tbqh fampachi
We all know veteran players like to sign for powerhouses to chase a ring, but has a player ever purposely signed with a shit team just to prove that he could win them a title?
>>69310057
watt and Rodgers were first and second last year, playoffs don't factor into it at all
>>69310081
Yeah RG..pfhahaha na none that ai can think of.
1. Newton
2. Watt
3. Brown
4. Brady
5. Gronk
6. Jones
7. Kuechly
8. Rodgers
9. Peterson
10. Beckham
Damn it
>>69310141
singles and raiders finish as the only team in the west below 500
>>69310080
>A fucking white male trying to say a white man belongs in the top 3
I'm fucking telling you Brady may not even get in there. Niggers are the most racist people in the world, it will be Cam at #1 even though Brady objectively and statistically raped him, OBJ probably at #2, and Brown might even make #3. My list was who I'd put up there, but unfortunately the niggers are going to put their own up there.
dubs and Von Miller tears his ACL week 1
6th for Vikings
>>69310175
bruh a black player has only topped the list once, and only two black guys have ever even been in the top 3
>>69310260
cause dubs hate tripfags
You're out with your gf and this ripped son of a bitch comes up and converts your gf to a born-again Christian who won't put out again until marriage.
What do you do?
>>69310260
Sorry bro, way she goes.
>>69296389
>"Eat ma heat, nigga!"
I don't know why this made me laugh as much as it did
>>69310291
>marriage for sex
>buying an airplane for peanuts.webm
>>69310291
Wonder why I'm back in California and why my gf is with me.
>>69310273
>only two black guys have ever even been in the top 3
Really? I'd think CJ2k, Demarco Murray, Adrian Peterson, LaDanian Tomlinson... Would all be top 3 right after their great seasons. I know it's a QB league and Peyton, Rodgers, Brady, Brees... moved around a bit but you can't ignore those great players I started with
inb4 >CJ2k. He was great his 2.5k all purpose yardage season.
>>69293794
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Last 2 are the number the Raiders win in 5 seasons
>>69310339
>>69310344
>Having sex
The correct answer is to thank Based Carr for showing you the path to redemption and schedule a baptism with your local church to wash away your sins as a born-again.
>>69310411
God. Fucking. Damn it.
>>69310413
I love Carr and the Raiders but damn, I don't think I can last without sex
>>69310379
well it's only been around since 2011
AP topped it in 2012 and was top 3 in 2011, and megatron was top 3 in 2012-14
Banned test
>>69310291
Become the next Bronco qb and whoop him twice a year.
>>69310224
Badass pupper anonkun
>>69310457
>implying you get laid
>>69293794
>autism the post
>>69310457
>I don't think I can last without sex
Well lucky for you you don't have to. It is your duty as a white man to marry a white woman and pump out children as fast as possible.
>>69310175
eh, NFL niggers are probably less racist than your everyday dindu. A lot of them admire Brady/Gronk
>>69310544
Oh shit nigger BTFO.
>>69310469
I'd think Brown would be on there for 14 but he was at least top 10... I'm guessing QBs and JJ Watt hogged the top spots while people like OBJ and Le'Veon Bell were top 10.
>>69310588
>raiders fan
>white
>>69310593
But they'll still put Cam up at number one simply because he is the first good black quarterback prospect since Moon.
>>69310544
Your mother is my bitch m8
>also niners GF
>>69310588
I'm not white though
>>69310622
I exist.
>>69310643
>I'm not white though
Well then it is your duty to let your genes die with you so the white man can regain his throne.
>>69310622
Yeah we have a lot of inferiors, but with the coming race war we will cleanse them soon enough.
>>69310588
>It is your duty as a white man to marry a white woman and pump out children as fast as possible.
sounds more like a fucking mormon desu
>>69310643
*unsheathes katana*
>niners GF
Traitor. How does it work?
>>69310705
No, Mormons marry tons of women and think they need to breed out as many kids because of something having to do with their prophet and Zion.
Christians breed kids to regain the holy throne of heavenly father and cleanse all non-believers. We should look to Carr as a shining example for what we should all strive to be.
>>69310641
>implying
>>69310643
kek called it
spic?
>>69310705
I doubt many people itt have children
You guys do realize that if Romo stays healthy the Cowboys are going to be one of the superbowl contenders in the NFC right? And it is a good chance he will be playing most the season.
>>69310688
I'll die when I want m8
>that high as fuck looking dog
>>69310720
She loves me, I love her, together since 4th grade, unfortunately, her family is all niners fans
>how does it work
Well when a man loves a woman, they have sex, usually consented, anyway, every 4 years when our teams meet, the winner decides what we do in the bedroom. 2014 was a good game
>>69310795
Black Mexican, I can cuck you and stab you at the same time
>>69310905
>Black Mexican
so you'll mow my lawn then rob my house?
>>69310905
>Black Mexican
jesus man, sorry life dealt you such a bad hand
>>69310905
>>69310945
You'll make me a fried chicken burrito?
>>69310905
>I'll die when I want m8
You die when God summons you for judgement.
>>69294159
Why did you guys have to get rid of the Based Creamsicles?
>>69310945
Maybe, why?
>>69310968
Beats being a Florida fag
>>69310971
Fried Chicken with Tapatio
>>69311002
I at least want to see the Raiders win a couple SBs before I die
>>69311051
that's one thing that is so fucking ridic about the NFL
like 90% of fans want the throwbacks all the time
why can't they just admit that it's just a scam to sell more merchandise
>>69310905
That's honestly the funniest thing I've ever read
>tfw no gf to dominate
>>69311068
>fried chicken with tapatio
That's a southern black thing tbhwy
>>69311162
I'll be your gf
>>69311068
Yeah ha ha who would live in Florida ha ha...
>>69311162
There's some creole in my family, my grandpa used to say he ate alligators with cajun sauce, he also tried to eat my pet turtle
>>69311268
Kek
>owning a meme pet
>OBJ only #10
What?
If they put Brady at 9 I am going to cancel NFL network
Rodgers played like doo doo this year he's not a top 10 player.
>>69311350
odlel chimpum jr BTFO
Newton will be #1 because marketing, but does anyone ACTUALLY believe Cam is #1 in the NFL? Is he even top 10?
WHAT THE FUCK
>>69311068
i'm not from Florida
>>69311428
i agree actually
>>Gronk
>9
He's the best player in the league. Must have a lot of haters in the league
>>69311428
Rodgers isn't top 10 every year except 2011 desu
>>69311464
not even top 30 tbdesu
OH SHIT
>>69311466
>2015
Nice try, buddy
>5 Games 90 Rush Att 321 Yds 3.6 Y/A 3 TD's
why doesn't anyone talk about how shitty Adrian Peterson was in December?
>>69311526
It's from the 2015 season, which was the last NFL season we've had.
Idiot.
>>69311666
And Cam will probably still get higher than Brady.
>>69311666
>mfw whenever people see this they always say that Cam had better meme stats than Brady therefore he was better
lmao what a fucking joke people are
>>69311666
>666
>Carrmageddon
>David Carr
>Christian man
It's happening
>>69311754
>David
>>69311666
>b-b-but muh rushing touchdowns
>>69311666
Jiggaboos gonna boo
Odell
Gronk
Julio
Brown
Kuechly
Rodgers
Peterson
Watt
Brady
Newton
>>69311810
Kuechly and brown need to be switched
Rigged
>>69311917
Julio is top ten you fuck.
>>69309485
>Robinson, whose side of the car was partly underwater near an intersection, opened his eyes when an officer, identified as Frank Camacho, began knocking on the passenger-side window, then “went back to sleep,” the report said.
>Staples is said to have rolled down the window and asked, “What’s up?”
>“I explained that their vehicle was in a pond and that they needed to exit the vehicle,” the officer wrote.
>Staples tried to roll the window back up, according to the report. But the officer reached in, unlocked the door and pulled Staples out of the car.
>>69311995
He must have hit his head or something.
Kuechly is good but he got fucking vaporized by CJ Anderson in the Owl
>Aaron is going to be in the top 5
what a fucking joke
>>69312031
or yknow, he wasn't sober
>>69312037
Honestly there were very few positive players on the Panthers in that Owl.
>>69311993
And he's too low!
>>69312070
>Kony Ealy has one of the best performances by a D-Lineman
>his surrounding team shits the bed
dude would have been the MVP if the Panthers had their shit together
>>69294411
>mfw da raiders beat everyone
>>69312100
I wanted Ealy to win simply because of how good he played. If Cam wasn't a puss and his receivers didn't have stone hands, they might have.
>>69293794
>Romo will play at least 14 games in the regular season
QB is so injury prone that even the deepest dick ridingest of fans can't guarantee a full season
Neil Lomax >>> Tony "Homo Schlomo Slow-Mo" Romo.
>>69312070
Cam played like liquid shit
That juke on the fumbled football is probably the worst move I've ever seen in a football game
Rodgers doesn't even belong in the top 10 after that disgraceful season.
>>69312184
Cam was the single biggest reason why they lost. It wouldn't have been the hardest to outscore the anemic Broncos offense, if they were such a good offense themselves. All Cam had to do was manage the game and not lose his cool. He got so shook he couldn't do shit and then pulled the ultimate bitch move to assure his places as a mental midget and complete choker.
>>69312184
he just dabbin
>>69294411
14, 25, 11, 3, 19
24, 7, 17
>>69312264
If he was a real QB he would have dived on that ball with no hesitation. He would have held on for dear life.
>>69311666
i hate fag brady but fuck me the schemes bellicheat runs is perfect for him, even without someone like moss
>Peterson in top 5
too bad Peterson is going to be shit this year
Just letting you guys know that the Titans will finish 3rd in the AFCS ahead of the Texans.
>>69312322
I want to believe, but I have my doubts. I don't trust Mularkyball.
>>69312285
Why is this list a prediction of 2016 instead of just a list of top players of 2015?
>mfw based Rivers had a spectacular season with the worst center and oline in the league and without his #1 receiver and is ranked behind worse qbs
hes better than big ben. he always has been.
>>69312339
I trust Lebaugh can put together a very solid defense, and Mariota can help Henry and Murray hold on to the ball long enough to create a lot of close low scoring games. I'mean thinking 4-7 wins.
>>69312386
too bad he sucks at using condoms
>>69312390
7 wins seems possible. But you have a lot of problems, my man. Even worse problems than the Raiders.
>>69312054
This. This SO hard.
>>69312404
>Catholics
>using condoms
>>69312443
no wonder mexicans have so many kids
When is Pittsburg going to fire their dumb nigger head coach?
>>69311666
wait why do we discount rushing stats? (I mean other than because its a meme, obvi)
>>69312411
The Raiders are looking good though, so no shame in that. The Titans are sitting on a lot of its with young players, but if even half of these 50-50 prospects like DGB or Kevin Byard work out with a solid GM like Jon Robinson things should be getting better. The Raiders started there path back to relevance with Reggie, ando now we have our mastermind. I kind of hope Mularkey shits the bed because with this young nucleus we have assembled a good coach would probably be willing to take the reigns. Like Shula from CAR, and I believe Robinson can make it work.
>>69312540
I can see. Good luck on your team's journey to relevance again.
>>69312520
lol wha?
Do shitsburg fans think their coach sucks?
explain /sp/ I don't pay attention to that division
Watt 4
Brady 3
Brown 2
Newton 1
Lmao I forgot about him getting back to back ints on Romo ahahahah and then the Panthers ended his season
Is there any doubt hes top 10 all time?
>>69312570
He's kinda just coasted after winning the Owl in 08. All he seems to do now is do the bare minimum to stay relevant. At least as far as I have seen it.
>>69312540
You guys can have Shula desu, Carolina fans are in love with their DC more anyway
>>69312570
I think the guy you're responding to isn't a steelers fan, he's a tomlin hater.
Booooooo
>>69312578
>The city of (You)
>>69312628
Why? He was pretty good this season.
>>69312617
they went to the owl in '10
>>69312617
Rooney's won't fire him. As long as the Steelers are staying about .500 Tomlin will never be fired.
>>69312618
Thank you famalam
>>69312658
sorry desu, my guess was not correct but my integers will be repeating
>>69312659
I hate the Steelers
>>69312664
Yeah and we all know how that went.
As much as I hate Brady I'd love to see him #1 over Newton. This shit is such a popularity contest. There is literally nobody that thinks Newton is #1 in the league
>>69312617
so... he inherited a good team and his success as a defensive coach with the vikings was due to phat pat and k will? ok gotchya
>tfw rewatch the superbowl
>tfw watch the panthers shit themselves inside out
>tfw watch cam throw shit fits all day
my god quite possibly the best super bowl to watch shitheads get creamed
Who was the best player that retired last year, Megatron or Lynch?
>>69312709
I can assure wholeheartedly there are plenty of """""people"""""" who do think he's number 1.
>>69312706
going to an owl =/ coasting
>>69312733
People hated them all season and I never understood why.
>>69312733
Naw that was SB 49
>>69312733
if only the cavs had gotten shitstomped too it would have been the perfect couple of months for shitters getting shat on and justice being served. alas. at least we got it in the sport I care most about, that's enough I guess.
>>69312746
Lynch, he still had it
>>69312776
SB 42 because I was stuck with a shitload of Patriots """""fans"""""" while I was there.
how much black respect do you think Peyton Manning has? Probably a good amount
>>69312777
kek I forgot you had that weird narrative where GS was the good guys
glad that didn't come to pass
>>69312762
Going to an Owl means nothing if you don't win. You might have well just quit.
>>69312803
he turned marvin harrison and reggie wayne into a HoF receivers
>Report: New Miami Stadium might not be ready for Dolphins', Hurricanes' season openers
kek
JJ Watt is such a phony ass nigga
>JJ Watt at 3 lol wut
>>69312885
He has abed in the lockerroom for naps lmao
>>69312848
eh, sometimes the bad guys win. at least that was just basketball, I'm not that upset over it, just like it would've only been mildly pleasant if they won. I want porTSUUUUUgal to lose to, but I'll shitpost with everyone else regardless of whether they win or not.
>>69312894
>le disappear against good offensive lines man
May may Watt is a tryhard fuccboi. I relish every time he plays the Patriots and goes missing like the Lindenburg babu
>>69312852
I know you've only seen your team in one of the worst owls of all time, but I can assure you that's untrue
>>69312909
I guess I'm pulling for France now, Wales was the only country I actually wanted to win
>>69313006
Vicodin is such a shit painkiller though. Combination drugs suck dizzle
>>69313031
Right shoulda had them niggas smoking opium
>>69312984
yeah I was for iceland first even though I didn't actually think they could pull it off, wales was my real actual rooting interest even though they had less sentimental value than iceland.
I'm torn between france or germany though because if germany wins the euro it might mean that people see klinnsman as right all along, which is troubling. not that klinnsman doesn't have some good points, I just don't think he's actually helping us all that much. then again, we really don't have any better options than him right now.
>>69313100
Is it all Klinsman's fault or is it because of a lack of top talent?
https://youtu.be/h98nnz-e0vM
>>69313031
this, oxycodone is where it's at
>>69313100
either way I'm upset that France-Germany isn't the final, though I think in essence it may as well be
klinsmann isn't all that great despite our success in the copa, but you're completely right, I don't think we can attract anyone better rn
>>69312931
Was going to mention this. In each primetime game the Toxins played this season he did fuck all.
Cam Newton is 2015's best player
>Cam #1
>Brady #2
C U C K B Y N F L
>>69313138
the problem is more fundamental really, which klinnsman is absolutely right about. the way we raise talent in america doesn't work for soccer. or more specifically, it doesn't work if we're trying to be ambitious enough to actually do better than what we have been.
right now our level of production is enough that we should expect to make the round of 16 in the world cup usually, which is pretty astounding in itself, but it's not top level. if we want to get there, we need to overhaul the entire fucking system and do it how certain other countries do, because those are the ones we're up against. doing things american-like is handicapping us, because we're playing in "their world". we don't make the rules like we do in other sports.
so for example, some major sticking points are how they don't encourage top talent to go sign with (and paid by) foreign youth academies in their teens instead of finishing normal high school here and then playing for a university. another is how the MLS' growth is inherently at odds with the national team's, since the MLS wants to pull our bigger NT names towards it in order to help itself grow, even though playing in the MLS instead of in europe hurts their growth.
so klinnsman is right about that, the issues I have with him are more in regards to the actual things he's been doing with how he coaches the team he does get. I think he does have a role he could help us with, just not as the coach.
>Cam goes from being completely irrelevant in 2014 to the greatest player to walk the earth in 2015
you can't make this up
>>69313322
>irrelevant in 2014
you just werent paying attention hes been good since 2013
>>69313322
>they give him best player
>after that superbowl
fucking comedy gold
Whelp, niggers gonna nig. Turned that shit off
>>69313361
You played in a superbowl?
>>69313322
He played like shit half the time in 2014. He phenomenally up until the superbowl (which the vote takes place right before) in 2015.
What a joke! A meme qb at #1
WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAA CAAAAAAAAAAAAM
>>69313285
fun fact, Brady is the only player to be ranked top 10 in every top 100 list
he's never finished below 4th
Von Miller exposed Cam Newton and yet NFL players act like he's the best player in the NFL. lmao watch Newton regress back to his true form this season
BASED CAM
>>69313414
You mean that a RT that couldnt block von miller made Cam have a bad game?
Has there every been a more flavor of the month "MVP"?
>>69313435
Stephanie Curry
>>69313433
>not being able to dive on a ball
>blame it all on the RT
southern people are fat and dumb
>league full of nignogs voting a nignog meme QB number one
#1 should've been >Von
CAM
THE MEME LEGEND
>>69313457
Whos your team fag?
>>69313414
Why does Von get all the credit for the Super Bowl when Ware was also terrorizing Newton from the other side? It's like everyone forgot that the Broncos have more than one elite LB.
Didn't I tell you retards that Scam was going to be #1? Where is that retard last night who was telling me I was full of shit?
I told you, niggers ALWAYS vote for their own. It literally does not matter that Brady objectively and statistically shit on Scam, he is black and not a shit QB therefore he is the GOAT.
Who were Cams recievers btw?
>$cam newton
>>69313451
>greatest shooter of all time
>flavor of the month
if he only played 16 games well then i'd agree, but over 3 straight seasons of dominance is different
>Being THIS mad he was #1
>>69313499
Cam had more TDs than Brady
>>69313501
ur mums cunt
>>69313501
Greg Olsen
Ted Ginn Jr.
Jerricho Cotchery
Corey Brown
Devin Funchess
>>69313475
Denver Broncos
>>69313501
>implying receivers matter
>implying a good OL is not a QB's best friend
Although he did have Olsen and even Ginn couldn't catch, he still blew the lid off defenses with his speed
>>69313538
Lmao ok dude
>join CSGO game
>guy has Eagles logo as his pic
>begin the game with a generic Eagles insult
>guy spergs out and TKs me a few times and gets kicked from the game
What's wrong with Eagles fans?
>>69313528
>meme TD's
lmao okay then
>>69313528
No he didn't, Brady had 36 to Scam's 35. Brady also had fewer interceptions.
>>69313562
Cam had 45 tds lmao
>>69313551
VS the Broncos pass rush
>Tom Brady
>38 years old
>slower than Windows 95
>hit 23 times
>0 fumbles
>4 sacks
>lost by two points
>Cam ((((MVP)))) Newton
>27 years old
>big, extremely strong, fast as fuck
>hit 18 times
>2 fumbles
>8 sacks
>lost by two touchdowns
LGTSS
>cam at #1
>>69313553
>CSGO
there's your problem
real fun but it's 90% 13-16 year olds
>>69313586
>counting rushing TDs
pathetic
Discounting a QBs rushing ability is like discounting a RBs catching ability.
>>69313624
I guarantee that if Brady rushed in 10 times youd count those tds
>>69313640
RB's catching is the memest shit in the world, just like QB's rushing
>>69313605
You're forgetting that Cam's play wasn't the only thing that went wrong for the Panthers in the Super Bowl
>J-Stew getting hurt
>Refball on Jerricho Cotchery's catch
>Tolbert fumbling when the Panthers were driving
>Gano missing a FG
If they could've run the ball more effectively they never would've lost. The Broncos couldn't stop their ground game.
>>69313586
>>69313645
>Rushing TDs meaning anything to QBs
Niggers, everyone. Not to mention Brady threw for more yards.
>>69313621
This dude sounded middle aged and probably a bit pathetic, typical of Eagles fans tho I guess
>>69313525
I said he was going to be #1 back in like week 11 because of all the dick sucking the media was doing.
>>69313663
hi newfriend, welcome to nfl.
>>69313677
Let's say QBs weren't allowed to rush due to some new 2 hand touch rule to protect them. How many of Cam's rushing TDs would have otherwise been >10 yard tosses for TDs?
>>69313700
WAHHH WHY IS THE MVP #1 WAHHHH HE FUMBLED IN THE SUPERBOWL WAHHHHH
>>69296238
>Alex Smith's pants are torn off in a game
this
>People still being triggered by big black QBs who are good at running
>>69313689
>middle aged
>playing CSGO
even worse
>>69313737
>wanting to see smeth's game manager
lol fag
>>69313677
passing td's scores 6 points
rushing td's scores 6 points
what's the difference? you're a retard
>>69294411
Can I reverse the numbers on 1 and just pick that
>>69313677
Brady had a few rushing touchdowns as well if I recall
>>69313820
3. He had 3 with 6 fumbles.
Newton had 10 with 4 fumbles
Pats Eagles broship
>>69313720
He did more than fumbled in the Owl.
>Chimped out
>Got shook
>Cost his team the game by not diving for it
he da MVP hez a good boy he wuz restorin his community
>>69313861
Yeah if you'll notice Tom is basically an elderly white man and Scam is a prime age slave boy, so I expect one to run better than the other
>>69313883
The Iggles still hate us for that Owl, so no
>>69313889
>Player is upset he's losing in the biggest game of his career
>he da MVP hez a good boy he wuz restorin his community
Yeah I understand he is black..
>>69313883
it's more like a dominant-submissive relationship tb h
>>69313968
He only had himself to blame.
>>69313787
Rushing is athletic ability, your passing numbers are all that matter in the QB position.
>>69314004
it doesn't matter how you score as long as you score
results matter, it doesn't matter how you get the ball in the endzone aslong as you do it.
does brady's qb sneaks make him a bad qb? christ just shut up.
>>69314084
The super bowl literally highlighted everything wrong with Scam, keep dickriding him. Yeah a TD is a TD, but I'd take a QB that threw one over one that ran it in any day. If you don't know why then you're probably either a nigger or a child.
>>69313889
The game was already over by the time he didn't dive for it.
My ass they were going to start driving when it's going to be fourth down and they're in their own endzone.
>>69314133
Do you just hate black people?
>>69314149
which is odd considering he's a fan of the most nigger team in pro sports
>>69314149
canada, you wouldn't like black people if you had to actually deal with them
>>69314133
lmao like a 1 yard TD pass is somehow more difficult than running one in? kys
>>69314216
that's not the Cincinnati Bengals
I'd say the amount of spics offsets the nigger portion
>>69314149
Yes I do, but that doesn't mean I can't respect a good black player. If Khalil Mach makes #1 you won't hear me whining, but when Scam makes it yes I am fucking mad. Brady shit on him in every conceivable way other than rushing and you retards still support him at #1. Even fucking football normalfags on Jewtube are raging that Scam shouldn't be #1.
>>69313977
Lewd
>>69313957
The better team win that year andy Reid is an inferior coach
See you next time bud
No matter who wins the pata eagles beoshjp wins
Is tiki trying to become 4chan famous or some shit?
Trying to be a new Sean?
/nba/ hates him too
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685397
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10685397
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685397
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10685397
Cam Newton is the #1 player in the NFL and /nfl/'s butthurt makes it all the more sweeter
>>69314425
Are we dicks or are the team dicks?
>>69314372
/mlb/ too lol
>>69314372
I don't think he's trying for anything like that, it's just the natural result of how he interacts with others.
THE
#1
PLAYER
OF
THE
YEAR
>>69314534
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRj_6Q0N_KI
>>69314596
me too senpai
>>69314534
#1 is now just a consultation. Prize
Peyton loses owl lmao
Watt gets nothing lmao no MVP
Cam loses owl lmao
Like lmao we will give you this shitty non prestigious award with no information on who votes for these players and makes this list and how it's done
>>69314630
implying i give a shit
i just want to shitpost
>>69314630
>consultation prize
that's a new one
>>69314692
Mobile posting
It autocorrected
#1 is always whoever was voted MVP.
JJ Watt in 2014-2015 had the best season a Defensive End could have short of breaking the sack record so it warranted him beating Rodgers.
>>69298770
WR screen?
>>69314627
I don't think you understand, I meant I literally don't care that you are happy we're mad. I was mad last year when JJ won, too.
>>69313883
"no"
>>69314594
he was worse against the colts and eagles
>>69314716
still haven't seen that one.
it's kind of sad though that "receiving corps" became so out-memed that people ACTUALLY think it's "receiving core" and will unironically correct people who use it the right way
>>69314832
why do you even care? these lists are retarded even outside the top 10, they mean literally fucking nothing
a kicker was #98 last year, you gonna bitch about that too? give it a rest man
>>69314745
>le only gets sacks in AFCS man
>>69314907
>A kicker was #98 last year you going to bitch about that too?
I have and still do.
>>69314834
Not even a real Pats fan your opinion doesn't matter
>>69314944
I'm the best fan here
>>69314929
you may literally be autistic then
>>69315002
i prefer mayo
>>69314831
Idk... that other guy said flat route?
whatever it never fucking works
>>69314834
HI bb how are you?
>>69315025
fuck the police
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXbuP19AWDM
guys what's this new kys meme?
>>69315109
baka desu senpai kys right now.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/07/06/megatron-if-lions-were-contenders-it-would-have-been-harder-to-leave/
>http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/07/06/megatron-if-lions-were-contenders-it-would-have-been-harder-to-leave/
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/07/06/megatron-if-lions-were-contenders-it-would-have-been-harder-to-leave/
>http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/07/06/megatron-if-lions-were-contenders-it-would-have-been-harder-to-leave/
>>69315095
>fuck the police
;)
>>69315109
stands for "Keep Your Sanity"
>>69315109
Its stupid
Need to bring back DIAF or steal the &T phrase "Huff Raid"
>>69315139
thanks brah
>>69315123
though it doesn't make much sense in this context. why are you talking japanese?
>>69315124
lol.
>>69315124
lel
And all of the loin faggots are claiming the Ewing effect.
Itll be fun to watch them crash and burn, and pic related by week 4
>Le really really likes women man at #6
>Ahead of Julio and Gronk
lmao
>>69315172
>why are you talking japanese?
your memey sarcasm aside, it's the word filter that got implemented after people were using certain phrases a lot.
baka = s m h
desu = t b h
senpai = f a m
also cuck was kek for a while but that came back.
>>69315124
Wew
>>69315172
he's disgusting weeaboo trash, ignore him
>>69315228
b-b-but QBs are so important
>>69315244
does kys really mean keep your sanity then?
>>69315124
so this confirms once and for all that this is the barry sanders saga part 2 electric boogaloo, right?
>>69315248
Julio and Gronk can make any bum QB average or even top 10, Rodgers got exposed as fuck without Jordy
>>69315268
no, it doesn't.
>>69315244
Filters used to be a lot funnier.
What was the amerifat one, american of rotund variety?
Refball literally retired Calvin Johnson
>>69315268
It means kiss your sister
>>69315271
>Calvin says he couldn't walk most mornings. Had to shuffle across the room.
>>69315325
>>69315303
ah yeah I remember those, when did they end? must've been many years now. yuropoor was filtered too obviously but I can't remember many of the other ones here, just the /b/ tier shit like roody poo and candy ass
>>69315325
Stafford being just mediocre enough to not replace retired Calvin Johnson
>Raiders post 7-9
>Become insufferable as fuck
What other teams have garbage fanbases that are just quiet because their teams currently suck.
Vikings are pretty trash too.
>>69315285
bruh i don't even think Rodgers should be in the top 10 this year period
>>69315325
i think Calvin Johnson literally retired Calvin Johnson lmao
>>69315109
this disgusting "Kiss Your Sister" meme is only something that could happen on 4 chan
fucking lame tee bee h
>>69315092
pretty tired and dead.
how are you shiki
>>69315374
i list vikings because they didn't exist on here all last off-season and didn't shit talk once.
Now they are massive cunts who still take some kinda moral high-ground over bounty-gate from years ago, yet their team beats the shit outta other QBs to win games now.
>>69315374
The lions have been talking a lot of shit, and they have been shitty recently anyways.
>>69315362
>>69315370
>>69315378
You are all right
>>69315374
I can assure you, as a raidnigger, that I apologize on the behalf of my fellow fans. I am sorry you have to deal with shitposters. I sincerely wish you can enjoy the team again.
>>69315468
I almost dont even believe its raider fans. I think its a false flagging rival fan trying to make people mad.
And I dont give one fuck about any AFC team at all
>>69315456
>>69315374
Lion, Raidnigger and Cowboy fans all need to STFU and learn their place
>>69315468
no one but raiders fans "enjoys" the Raiders, most people probably just felt ambivalence
of course you're all so annoying now that it's probably more like mild dislike
>>69315382
Tired and horny cause of no fap 2 weeks strong
>>69315534
Get laid faggot
>>69315504
No. The other Raidniggers do it too. I am the only Raidnigger here who does not shitpost about the team. I believe in being humble and letting the team's actions speak for themselves.
>>69315374
Packers
Good chance they don't break .500 this season
>>69315534
>no fap
4 what purpose
>>69315529
>most people probably just felt ambivalence
that's where I am. on one hand I've been raised to be a niner fan so I revel in anything that sees the raiders fail, but on the other hand my dad is a raiders fan so I like when he gets to be happy about his team doing good stuff.
>>69315534
no fap is a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUW8sBaacQI
>>69315560
>>69315569
Girls/fap will mess up my gains. Gotta stay strong.
>>69315576
This
I've been going to the gym everyday for like a month now and feel better just from that
Literally blue balling yourself because of some placebo effects is a meme
>>69315567
>The other Raidniggers do it too
The thing is, there has never been any other raider fans.
Its like if the titans have a ok season, and then a ton of Titan fans just show up and act a fool, spamming every thread.
I dont believe it, I know everything about all of my division rivals. Its not hard to false flag if you want, especially if there isnt a big team presence to keep you in check
>>69315456
>>69315526
You guys really gonna let a single fan dictate your entire opinion on a fanbase or a team?
>>69315594
>muh gains
>>69315427
are you sure you are talking about the minnesota vikings?
You might have had one to many guiness mate
>>69315598
Nah man girls can smell my semen reserve and it gets them riled up. Gotta save it for when the right girl comes along while weeding out the lesser females
>>69315621
Yes, but it's not just one fan
>>69315617
>>69315594
you can't orgasm and lift in the same day? sounds like you could really use a gym then
>>69315621
How people act in gamethreads is the biggest factor
>>69315568
>Good chance they don't break .500 this season
This is the first time someone other than me has posted this...awesome
>>69315594
testosterone is poison fyi
>>69315662
>This is the first time someone other than me has posted this...awesome
Except people post it every single year, and its never true. Wishful thinking
>>69315648
You don't hate me, do you Old Bay? I know I don't hate you. I don't hate anyone here.
>Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Tony Romo ain’t bout this, Tony Romo ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Notserp and nem He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Tony Romo ain’t no hitta Tony Romo ain’t this Tony Romo a choke SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Tony Romo I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Witty and nem
>>69315689
Rodgers is on the decline and that team is full of cheaters
>>69315653
NFL gamethreads are /b/ tier garbage
>>69315598
I thought the no fap thing wasn't to make you feel better but to restore your body's ability to actually orgasm when you do fap? so basically the remedy from fapping to porn too much is to stop for a while.
>>69315526
The Raiders beat you last year. Old Gay.
>>69315708
>says the guy who think losing megatron isnt going to effect his team
Be weary who you take counsel from, like this retard just hoping and praying the Lions win more than 4 games
>>69315693
If you have ever posted "Thank you based Carr" then yes, I hate you and hope you die a horrible death
>>69293794
>Quarterback
Giants > Redskins > Cowboys > Eagles
>Runningback
Cowboys > Redskins > Giants > Eagles
>Wide Receiver
Giants > Redskins > Cowboys > Eagles
>O-line
Cowboys > Eagles > Redskins > Giants
>D-Line
Cowboys > Giants > Eagles > Redskins
>Linebacker
Giants > Cowboys > Eagles > Redskins
>Cornerback
Redskins > Cowboys > Eagles > Giants
>Safety
Eagles > Cowboys > Giants > Redskins
>>69315652
>>69315622
>>69315576
>>69315598
Okay fine I'll fap for you guys.
First post to answer this question correctly tells me what I fap to
Rank the 5 teams the Cowboys have beaten in the Superbowl by their own amount of superbowl appearances
>>69315716
the remedy is to actually have sex
>>69293794
>Romo
>not missing half the season
>>69315716
Most numales and betas do it because they feel like they can't talk to women if they've jacked off before so they turn to some chink study where there was in a minuscule test spike in rats after a week of no orgasm
Obviously going a day or two without jacking off makes sex better but it also makes you sensitive as shit and more prone to lasting 2 minutes
>>69315741
Why so sensitive?
>>69315804
>Most numales and betas do it because they feel like they can't talk to women if they've jacked off before
That's weird I actually feel more relaxed and comfy after I fap which makes me feel more confident.
>>69315745
I have never shitposted once about my team. I believe in being humble.
>>69315804
this
buttgasms are best.
>>69294411
I would like to see 2, 6, 15, 17, and 25
Would not like 7, 16, and 23
>>69315844
Yeah the longest I've gone was like 2 weeks and I felt like I was about to unironically murder a man or fuck my bed
>>69315857
Its all about timing. When to shit post and when to bust em with facts and stats.
>>69315858
Ugh
>Mad at the Raiders
>>69315858
they say the most intense orgasm you'll ever have is one that comes from prostate stimulation
>>69315858
Do you ever contribute anything positive to threads?
>>69315838
What is there to be sensitive about in terms of a lion fan?
Im just pointing out how delusional you are.
>>69315954
do you? I've literally never seen you actually have a reasoned discourse about football
>>69315950
Can confirm and no I will not share
>>69315963
You're right.. 6-10 at best desu but I'm hoping better
On another note, why is he so retarded?
>>69316008
Who?
>>69315982
seriously man, just filter that waste of carbon
>>69316042
Jones Family!
>>69310081
Lets just say Revis didn't go back for the new york hospitality
>>69316064
Arthur Jones is fine, but the other two are retards. Don't know why
Y'all niggas need Jesus
>>69316102
I thought about it, then couldnt decide on what denomination.
Ended up with none of them
>>69315985
share pls
So in light of Durant Ring Chasing to the Warriors what are yiur favorite Ring Chasing moments in the NFL?
>>69316160
Randy Moss going to New England
>>69314567
Don't know. I found this logos and I thought you needed some more memes.
http://uproxx.com/sports/nfl-logos-as-dicks-2/2/
t. /hoc/ poster
>>69315950
Weird thing is it only applies to bois
why do women obsess with anal sex? they can't feel anything after the hole expands.
>>69316295
i guess traps truly are the highest form of existence
>>69316295
That's because females don't have a prostates you cucumber
>>69316295
>Women
>Obsessing over anal sex
Since when? Maybe it is just because my girlfriend is like 5'3" and 100 pounds but she literally will not let me go anywhere near her butt.
>>69316339
>females don't have a prostates
Well, except for the ones that have a penis.
>>69316334
traps are girls with superior brains.
soon with artificial wombs the stacey shall be obsolete and bois will conquer the globe.l
>>69316364
enjoy your manlet children.
>>69315950
Its not THAT much better, honestly.
Its really blown out of proportion. Physically it is more intense, but its not some other crazy level of pleasure.
You can have mindblowing regular orgasms too, its all your state of mind. Same thing with the hands free prostate orgasm.
I do not have a longing for cock in my ass, I dont have a desire to be pegged by a woman.
So when I have a hands free orgasm with my aneros, its pretty good. But a finger rubbing the prostate while jerking off feels 95% as good.
Its only going to really put you over the edge if you have a fetish of getting fucked. Just like the weirdos who jerk off in public and shit.
>>69316364
>5'3" and 100 pounds
Didn't know you were into fatties
>>69316429
>Not knowing high test when you see it
And I said "like", I don't know her exact height or weight and it doesn't help that she looks like a child next to me. Also you know women lie about that shit all the time.
>>69316409
I am a genetically superior male, it will balance itself out.
Post current NFL stars and their past equivalent
>Brady - Joe Montana
>>69315124
>not signing with the Pats
We would have given him the same bottom dollar super saver contract we gave Revis, guaranteed for one Superbowl Appearance
>>69293794
>Russell Wilson with shit efficiency but 4200 yards
Why are you so stupid? Oh wait, Cowboys fan, comes with the territory
>>69294411
2, 3, 6, 9, 25
19, 7, 12
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