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SCARED, Portugal?
>>69285200
No, not at all. I know we'll lose.
>>69285200
He looks so much like a neanderthal.
>>69285200
OP, notice that the portuguese shitposting decreased this past week. Why? >>69285231 What this fellow said.
>500 minutes
>9 dribbles
LOL
>VOTE LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10678262
http://www.strawpoll.me/10678262
http://www.strawpoll.me/10678262
No. I don't care about the outcome of this match. Even tho we played like shit i never believed i could see us getting into the semi finals.
Wtvr happens tonight is just a bonus.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llanfairpwll_F.C.
explain yourselves wales bros
wtf is dis?
Clwb Pel Droed Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Football Club
this cant possibly be a name of something.
>>69285521
tourist attraction
>>69285200
not really if we lose, couldn't care much cause we had a fair share of luck and we arguably don't deserve to have gotten this far
if we win I will just enjoy the wave of /sp/ butthurt
>>69285251
ronaldo is playing in a different position genius
4 semi finals since 2000.
I will be sad if we lose
but at least we still get to the semi.
But i really want to be in the final and win that final.
I think with this new format (24 teams) should exist the game of the 3rd and 4th place
>Ronaldo has failed to score with any of his 41 direct free-kicks at seven World Cups and Euros from 2004 to 2016
>>69285251
You lost to Iceland
>drawn 5 games
>make the semis
>>69285521
Hey my cat stepped all over my keyboard and it made the same thing !
is my cat from wales ?
>>69285631
maybe, you will have to do the sheep exam in order to confirm though
>>69285625
>its coming home
>Lose to Iceland
>>69285631
>>69285670
AHAH XD
>>69285598
Why does he keep diving just so he can fuck up the free kick?
>>69285794
So we can have memes.
You guys seriously think Wales will be the same without Ramsey? Portugal wins this one easy.
>>69285200
>bale running at vry hgihh speed
Lord Bale will save us
>>69285707
Shouldn't you be looking for a job, Diego?
>>69285631
>owning a cat
Bruto "the white man" Alves will wreck that lil shit's business
you just know poortugal is gonna pull this out of their ass
120min of boring footy
5-4 on pens
TSU wins
>>69285251
C.ronaldo has a goal every 4,5 shots on target.
Bale one goal every 4,6.
Cronnie>bale
>>69287272
Tell me about Bale. Why does he wear the pants?
>mfw pepe might not play this game
its over boys
>>69287226
tatical game is not boring
>>69287474
I still had hope
>>69287361
to contain his horse cock
Today is the day where the world will have to once and for all agree that:
Bale > Ronaldo
>losing a semis to wales
APENAS
>>69287887
FODE
MINHA
>>69285625
>goals in extra time don't matter
So germany didn't beat argentina? Spain didn't beat netherlands? :s
>>69288063
MERDA
TODAY IS THE DAY
THE DOWNFALL OF RONALDO WILL BE CONFIRMED
BALE HAS BEEN GOAT THIS TOURNAMENT, RONALDO HAS LITERALLY BEEN LAUGHABLE
ALL OF MADRID WILL SEE IT, AS THEY BATTLE EACH OTHER AND THE WELSHMAN COMES OUT ON TOP
I want to tsuu so bad...
>>69288150
>>69288079
>>69288064
pls delet this
>>69288150
>t. "I'm totally Welsh believe me guys I even shag sheep!"
PEPE NOT PLAYING!??!$!!!?
WALES, SIM
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/welsh-fan-portuguese-boyfriend-watching-11575358
>>69288249
this guy has the most portuguese face ive ever seen
>>69288249
Why is this news?
>>69288299
jewish propaganda, according to /pol/
>>69285711
>XD
>>69288271
I disagree
this man is going to singlehandedly collapse the european union
>no Pepe
>no William
>Mortinho probably in, so is AGomes
Very scared actually.
>>69288249
she's a qt (especially for a british woman)
nice catch, portubro
>>69288249
why are welsh people wo pale?
>>69288167
already did m8
>>69288249
>Michael Gerardo
>portuguese
I've never head a less portuguese name in my life
>>69285611
The British flag includes Wales you stupid spic.
>>69288492
The sun doesn't shine on losers
>>69288271
what did i tell /sp/ about pelle looking like the average poortuguese?
>>69288623
He actually looks more poortuguese than that guy
>>69288544
His actual name is probably "Miguel Gerardo", but the Brits just anglicized his name.
the average portuguese man
>>69288695
Probably Miguel Geraldo or Micael Geraldo
>>69288705
He looks brazilian tbqh
>>69288440
yeah, its over for portugal
why pepe is not playing on such an important game?
>Dymuniadau gorau ici i gyd!
anyone speaks sheepish? what did he mean by this?
>>69288773
Injury or fatigue. Something like that.
Or because Fernando Santos wants him to play the final and not risk getting a yellow today
>>69288695
>but the Brits just anglicized his name.
'No'
>>69288705
caua reymond and caio castro are way more good looking
>>69288705
jelly desu
>>69285890
Not him but there are almost no Diegos in Spain... also, remember it is summer and kids have no school.
>>69287144
>Bruto "the white man" Alves
This Nigga look like a Taleban.
>>69288817
Are you working for walesonline.co.uk or how do you know?
>>69288452
Also, nice teeth
>>69287144
the average portuguese rite here
>>69287144
who benfica here and secretly fan of bruto alves, pepe and porco costa?
>>69288824
Im not sure about that tbdh, hes way more masculine than those fuccbois
>>69288896
Why on earth would his name be anglicised? What are you even talking about? Jesus christ.
>>69288789
>>Dymuniadau gorau ichi i gyd!
"Best Wishes to you all"
>>69288976
BEADY
>>69285200
lel
implying hasnt been flying under the radar just to remove attention from him
implying ronaldo wont get at least 3 goals into wales
reminder that /sp/ is just 2 games away from being BTFO by donaldo/penaldo/misstiano penaldo
reminder that in just 2 games 90% of /sp/ will be placed in suicide watch
we cant be beaten in muslim lands, remember that. Removing kebab is what Portugal does best.
So all the team feels pretty comfy in Paris today. Will be even more comfy when we have to remove french kebabs in the finals.
TTTSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69289020
>we cant be beaten in muslim lands
What is Alcácer-Quibir
>>69289020
Reminder you haven't beaten us yet big man.
>>69289020
>owned by kebabs for 400 year
>best at anything to do with removing kebab
Bale is such a good guy man, its so obvious that "evil" ronaldo will win this
>>69289070
It wasn't us m8, We didn't exist until the beginning of the Reconquista, so technically, we were never owned by kebabs.
>>69285631
are you German? This joke is horrible xD
guys quick
im about to place a 50€ bet. should i go for wales or poortugal?
>>69289167
0-0 draw at FT
I have no idea why people hate Portugal, they are doing good with a shitty team.
>>69289070
Portugal precedes the muslim invasions. Our borders consist of territory conquered from moors and leonese.
>>69285631
>Being a catfag
L M A O
>>69289167
im waiting to see if Pepe is fit to play
I think portugal would be exposed without peperino
>>69289060
>Alcácer-Quibir
60k mudslims against 12k portuguese, the rest were just euro-cucks or mudslime cucks.
so i would say that that was the exception that made the rule.
>>69289145
>xD
>don't even know if trolling or tourists literally ruining this place anymore
Fuck 2016.
>>69289070
Portugal didnt existed when kebabs lived in the Iberian Peninsula, after our kingdom was formed we BTFO them all the way to africa.
>>69289070
>Owned the whole world
>Now Owned by the whole world.
>>69285631
>being a catfag
disgusting
>>69289212
>not having a cat, a dog and a parrot
fucking pleb
>>69289167
0-0, Portugal wins on penalties. its a sure thing. Portugal is decided to ruin this Euro for everyone.
consider it payback for all the times we got reffballed in all the competitions we take part in.
>>69289218
We had won battles against greater odds. But our strategy was worthy of Jon Snow
>England
>Telling other people that they're kebab
>London Mayor is a Kebab that banned ads that show too much skin
Pot calling the kettle black, I think you have no idea how bad your country has it in terms of immigration do you ?
>>69288249
>Michael
>Gerardo
>Almot brown skin
how the fuck is this guy portuguese? he looks south american
>>69289361
>Jon Snow
comander: D. Sebastião. enough said. worst leader ever. a fucking spoiled brat who tought he was so very special, and the people surrounding him were nothing but traitors otherwise would never let him go into battle in those conditions. the fucker managed to practically destroy us. his mother should have just tighten her legs and kill him a birth.
>>69289369
Exactly, we know kebab when we see it, and we see it in the average Portugeezer
>>69289369
m8 our self-proclaimed PM is a literal poo
>No Ramsay
Congrats Portugal.
>>69289505
BUT NOT A MUSLIM!!!!
>>69289506
We don't have william, whos by far our best player after pepe, and we also might not have pepe...
>No Pepe
Congrats, Wales.
>>69289569
is this confirmed?
>>69289325
Dog, the n*gger pet
>Dependant as fuck
>always barking
>smelly and dirty
>always pestering
>eats his poo
>always begging for food at the table
>has to be walked outside or he'll pee and shit inside
>Can't bring anyone new home or a dog will growl and bark
>needs a metric ton of food
>bites through everything, chews on slippers
>you can't go on a vacation without the dog or you have to leave your dog with someone
>Ruins your clothes with slobber
Cat, the Royalty Pet
>Independent
>quiet and keeps to itself
>only seeks affection when he wants
>can play by itself and is always looking for something to do
>Doesn't need to be walked
>Hygienic (covers his poop like a civilised person) and cleans itself, no disgusting odours
>Low maintenance
>requires almost no food
>can be very affectionate when it wants
>can be taught to shit in the toilet
>You can bring new people home without the cat being agressive and biting etc..
>you can go on a vacation for a week without a worry
>has really good toys and houses
need I say more ?
>>69289551
>whos by far our best player after pepe
he sure is
>>69289505
Our PM is a Spice Poo, not a Kebab. And he's not muslim thank god.
>>69289644
you fucking twink
Pepe isn't on our side anymore, he won't even be playing.
It's all over for Portugal
>No figo, rui costa, abel xavier and boa morte
Congrats Wales
>>69289752
>abel xavier
>>69289649
A razão pela qual Portugal irá perder recai exclusivamente no Rui Frangício que não joga um caralho.
>>69289644
Dogs are shit, but if you own a cat and you're single you will literally never ever get a gf.
>>69289752
>boa morte
Ai caralho estes nomes são do melhor
>>69288249
ugh, what a mong
poor figo
>>69289649
1. Pepe
2. William Carvalho
3. Nani
4. Rui Patricio
5. Fonte
6. Quaresma
7. Ronaldo
8. Sanches
9. Adrien
10. Guerreiro
>>69289824
Jokes on you, I have a boyfriend.
>2016
>still falling for the vaginal jew
Bale can have a quiet game and Wales are still able to play well.
Ronaldo has a quiet game and Portugal are fucked.
>>69289752
>boa morte
you just reminded me that boa morte was a real name on our national squad at some point
>>69288695
More like some brazilian twat's anglicized name.
No way he's portuguese, he looks brazilian as fuck.
>>69289875
he had a quiet game against Croatia tbf
Average Portuguese guy, some actor named Paulo Pires which incidentally played as Corto Maltese one of my favourite characters in some film.
>>69289875
>Bale and Ronaldo not being just another player in their respective teams
they've been almost irrelevant...
Wait, what's happened to pepe?
>>69289644
>Dog
You on a nigger
>Cat
You're a nigger he owns
Good job, mate.
>>69289752
>no viana
>no postiga
we dun goofed
>>69285251
you didn't even qualify, Scotland
>>69290001
sad
God damn, it feels good being welsh.
>>69288249
>Michael Gerardo
>Portuguese
>>69289843
get better soon
>>69289787
Não me faças rir.
Quem é que nos salvou e que depois deu o contra-ataque no golo contra a Croácia?
>Rolando still taking FKs
>>69290138
>you'll never ever EVER be independent from españa
you jelly jordi?
>>69290144
t. Person who chews with their his mouth open and thinks eliseu is the best player in the team
>>69290173
ele tá a gozar com o lampião que duvidou do william carvalho
>>69288848
>Daniele_suzuki
>38
FODASSE ! dava o meu esquerdo para ter uma mulher assim.
I'm Welsh and fucked a Portuguese girl, it wasn't very good 2bh
>>69290256
I happen to like Spain, it's some spaniards I can't stand.
>>69290340
Just like their team
ITT:
>>69290395
ayyy
É o filho deles ? Ou o tipo é um corno ?
RAREPEPE
>>69290340
the climate isn't great for sheep, that's why it probably wasn't as energetic as a Welsh one
>>69290451
Portuguese women are hairy enough to be sheep
>>69289972
youre so fucking pathetic, trying so hard to prove the avg portoguese isn't slightly darker. fucksake youll never have friends
>>69290413
wow muhammed is fiesty today
maybe next euro
>>69290428
AI CARALHO AS MINHAS POSTAS, O FILHO CHAMA-SE KAUAI
KAWAIIIIII
E NEM É FILHO DO TUGA, QUE CORNOOO!!
MY WIFE'S SON
>>69290448
Ainda agora almocei pá. Não me faças isso.
>>69290428
acho que não chegaram a ter filhos. o gajo agora é casado com uma portuguesa.
You're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
as meninas portuguese amo os homens gales
>>69290589
>amo os homens gales
hahhahahhaha
google translate fucked you
>>69290630
100% self learned lad
>>69289972
Why are so pathetic?
>>69290589
It's true... portuguese women are whores that love foreign men above all, specially blonde tall guys with clear eyes...
They crave the germanic and anglo cock
>>69290589
>shitty google translator
Hows it like only knowing how to speak one language?
>>69290562
ESBÉDACULOO
How can you not be terrified of a guy who scared even his own hair away?
>tfw depressed autist with no friends living in a normie country
end it
>>69290666
I can speak Welsh and French
>>69290589
"The portuguese young children of the female gender, I love the Welsh men"
you faggot
It's coming home lads
>>69290709
Want a boyfriend ? I'll cuddle and cook for you and I'll be bot as well, but you have to be cute <3
>>69290709
Same here lad
>>69290757
ama*
>>69290562
MAIS BOUA CA LENKA É OU NAUM É
and then make her pinch his cheeks.
>>69290709
every country is a normie country
normies by definiton are the majority of every country
>>69290900
still wrong
>>69290709
Same
>>69290946
who cares you speak retard spanish
>>69290340
Can't wait for the Welsh to fuck the Portuguese today.
>>69291032
why don't you kys you self-hating azorean?
>>69288249
for real now, why are the portuguese so brown? did you guys ever expel the moors? there is no sun in wales ffs
>>69290946
I think I know the girl from this pic, where did you take it from anon?
>>69291032
here he is
>>69291026
As portuguesas adoram os homens galeses
That would be the correct sentence and idiom to use.
You don't say little girls or meninas that sounds stupid, and amam (to love) sounds really awkward and brazilianish
>>69291026
>cared enough to use google translate
>throws rage autismal fit when it doesnt work
>>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARD
>>69291110
ela não é portuguesa
>>69291104
spaniards are brown too
>>69291104
You tell me, spanish are literally niggers. And it took you 400 more years than us to expel muslims from your end.
So pipe down cornudo, this is our Euro now.
>Tfw spain couldn't conquer portugal despite trying for years on end.
>tfw spain is like 10x the size of portugal
>tfw btfo by a storm
The Eternal Barbosa is mad of sturdier stuff than pathetic spanish cucks
>>69290334
Kek
>>69291104
I refuse to believe the Portuguese are white. Every Portuguese person I've ever met has looked mixed race despite swearing they are white.
>negroids arguing about who is less black
Why do you guys always argue about skin color?
this shit is embarrassing
>>69291141
Brazilian Portuguese is the best version so I don't see the problemo
>>69291144
Parece a minha ex. Mas a minha ex tinha olhos verdes e tatuagens de merda nas costas
>>69291250
t. A nig
>>69291104
the portuguese girl at my work looks pretty white 2bh
she has dark hair, but her skin is quite light and the facial features are clearly european
I just think poortugal has many racemixed people
>>69291225
I refuse to believe the English are White. Every English person I've ever met was either a muslim or a nigger despite claiming they are from the UK
>>69291270
I knew I'd get a response just like this
you guys are getting pretty boring and predictable desu
>>69291257
Does reading american-english make you gag?
>Wales
>white
My benis is brown desu. I have a "new-christian" surname so I'm prolly a joo, though.
Could this Welshman pass a local in your country?
>>69291293
lmao you couldnt be any blacker
>>69291375
my penis is brown as well, way darker than the rest of my body
when I was younger I was scared I might have penis skn cancer, lel
>>69285200
Why should we?
> Portugal
> Doesn't play an attractive football style
> Not one single win during 90 minutes
> Still in the semi finals
Yet, you Britfags did quit Europe twice in same week. Either you guys are psycopaths or comedy genius like Tony Blair.
If you're a pale portuguese like me I'm sorry but are you loser.
>>69285846
We have no Pepe though. Without him coordinating our D, Bale is gonna wreck our shit.
>>69291214
but it's true, you people are way too brown to be celtiberian, i think your kings never expelled the moors but left them to interbreed with the local population, or maybe it's because of angolans and mozambiqueans, in any case you look more like algerians than native iberians
>>69291472
you've been a pretty hard team to score against so far (Wales has not)
>>69288452
Can't unsee that donkey mouth though
>>69291477
t. pedro al-andalus
>>69291416
when i was younger i told my mom in front of my brothers and sis i was scared cuz my penis was growing
>>69289972
He looks pan European as fuck. Would pass as a local in any Western Euro country.
Pic related is the sort of guy you'd imagine beheading moors during the Reconquista.
>>69291477
But i am white as fuck
>>69291104
>Spain
>White
>>69285611
""""""""""SPANISH""""""""""" education everyone
>>69289972
>paulo pires is the average portuguese
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA
>>69291477
You should go back to school or start reading history books. Colonies? Does it ring a bell?
> Angola
> Brazil
> Cape Verde
> Equatorial Guinea
> Mozambique
> Macau
> Goa
>>69291472
LEAVE COORDINATING THAT D TO ME
No, you lost to Englel
>>69291596
To be fair Americans still think the British all wear bowler hats.
>>69291477
Spaniards aren't much whiter.
>slut friend moves to Spain
>expects to find Piques everywhere
>it's all short chubby brown guys
>ends fucking only British and Swedish tourists
>>69291604
average portuguese girl. don't even try to deny it.
Ironically the Welsh and Portugays are genetically closely linked since they are both disgusting celts.
Welsh are just mixed with Germanic and Nordic while the Portuguese are mixed with Semitic.
>>69291442
>brexit is a bad thing
t. alberto leechosa
>>69291638
I read the penis chart, portuguese are among the smallest in Europe kek
>british tourists
doubt
>>69291401
Tom Jones and Cathrin Zeta Jones could pass for Portuguese easy.
>>69291626
Actually I like him more than Bruno Alves or Ricardo Carvalho. Playing in PL makes him get a good amount of experience.
If Pepe's not available to play, I'd prefer Fonte and R.Carvalho.
>>69288814
Yellows don't count to the final in the semis, only red cards.
>tfw had a nice rare welsh pepe with a sheep but I lost it
Does anyone have it?
how can any portuguese 'man' satisfy a woman?
>>69291682
Chicks still fall for the accent meme, also they look better than the average Spaniard
>>69291673
Fuck off faggot I'm not going to show you my dick
>>69291738
finally beat Germany at something
>>69291604
Pic related Sara Sampaio, portuguese woman and the most beautiful Top Model in the world.
EAT IT.
Portuguese women are the best, commencing dump.
>>69291665
>more like that thing here
>>69290510
Wew ladao
>>69291738
anything below 16cm is small.
I respect portugese people now so much now.
Everytime I see them posting on /sp/ they play along with the jokes about them and even make fun of themselves (unlike other countries who get angry and immediately reply how their country is better than yours).
So far my ranking for favorite /sp/ posters are:
1. Finns - always funny
2. Aussies - best shitposters, only flag that can destroy a thread with a single comment
3. Portugese - didn't know they were so bro tier
Who are your top 3?
>>69291776
she is unironically a 6/10, I've banged better
>>69291738
Easy. Our women don't get their pussies stretched out from shagging 2 guys a night, Nigel.
>>69291738
By not being muslim
>>69291776
srsly, kys
>>69291806
BOOM. NICE BLOW, ANTÓNIO-KUN
>>69291806
Wales is white
>>69291800
If your don't have at least a 15 inch dick you will never truly satisfy a woman
t. 13.5inch dick
>>69291779
way too tall and needs more moustache
>>69291797
domo arigato, based nippon-kun
>>69291779
Actually, she is quite average.
Perfect example tbqh.
>tfw we have the ugliest woman in EUrope
>>69291665
not average
>>69291776
shes ugly as fuck dude
stop posting, seriously
>>69291869
>British women
>>69291836
But you only have sheep to shag
>>69291844
That's a meme, friend. It's all about knowing the right positions, being fit and dominant in bed.
t. 14,3 cm dick
>>69291806
Nice chart, here's another
>>69291894
>>69291844
i meant 13.5cm kek
>13inch dick
not even lex steele
>>69291895
>being poor vs having your women sucking pakistani cock
Nigel, pls. Pls stop
you can stop posting portuguese women senpai, its not really helping you.
>>69291935
>reality vs memes
i know which i prefer
>>69291935
>implying I don't exclusively date foreign women
Being a portuguese normie must be a great feel. Just go to the beach and see for yourself.
>>69291797
very polite post Japan
1. Benelux flags
2. Binland :DD
3. Serbs and Japs
>>69291973
>memes
sure thing, buddy. "memes" ;)
>>69291863
>>69291894
>>69291916
why are portuguese girls so ugly
feels bad man
>>69291989
>I date hairy curry smelling women
yo, I respect you, Tony. you da man, yo. Keeping it real, yo
>discussing with british people
They are unbelievably delusional. They still believe their empire exists
We, the portuguese, are known for our extreme self awareness.
We know we are brown
We know we are shit at football
We know we are poor
Don't waste your time with delusional britshits.
>>69291895
I can also post meme charts
>>69291869
The ugliest and yet the ones with the greatest princess complex. I literally fugd Swedish and German 9s then come to Lisbon for the summer and girls won't even let you talk to them because they're too good for you. No wonder we're such a bunch of insecure small mentality losers.
>>69292059
lol butthurt
>>69292059
>I'm a realist: the episode
It's time to turn that frown upside down, amigo
>>69291797
B-Baka ! :$
Thanks nipon-kun you're alright.
>>69292076
THIS
IS
SO
FUCKING TRUE
t. been to Cork and shagged 8 birds in a week with tinder.
>>69291477
Don't be deluded, Spanish girls aren't considered white by the aryan standard either, this is probably the most average Spanish woman ever and she wouldn't be white in Denmark.
Don't bully the Portubros, they have to win this time, it0s written in the stars.
>>69292159
who cares about whiteness? she's beautiful
>>69285867
SSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIINDRIIIIII
>>69292073
Have a fact based chart then
>>69292159
typical iberian face aka big heada :-DDDDDD
>>69292137
>tfw haven't had sex for the past 2 years since I've broken up with my ex....
>tfw I don't trust women anymore and I don't know what to do.
>>69292076
>>69292137
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Portuguese women are too busy fucking British tourists to bother with you little portuguese bois
>>69292196
>>69292198
>t. don't know how easy is to shag foreign whores
GET WITH THE TIMES. PORTUGAL IS SECRETLY A SEX TOURISM RESORT FOR BRITISH SLAGS AND ETC. DEAL WITH IT
>>69292232
>fucking british tourists
NOT EVEN YOUR WOMEN FUCK ENGLISHMAN, NIGEL. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KEK. NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING D E L U S I O N A L
>>69292232
The funny thing is that your woman come here to fuck with us (except me, apparently)
There are maymays about this.
>>69292232
>>69292233
>>69292266
english portuguese alliance orgy when?
>>69292266
I'm Welsh
>>69292232
Incorrect. You actually need to be decently looking as a Brit to fuck one of our ugly Portuguese girls. The blonde guys, however, have it on easy mode, because it is a loophole in the system.
>>69292076
>>69292137
I went to Alentejo last summer and fucked an absolute beauty from Setubal (who was visiting friends in Alentejo) after drinking in a bar and playing shot roulette.
Do Portuguese girls just like foreigners?
>>69292315
I have brown hair and had no problems, just stop being beta
>>69292295
>to fuck with us
TO FUCK US*
Expressares "to fuck with us" significa algo como "vêm foder-nos a cabeça", "vêm gozar-nos" e coisas do género.
>>69292325
No, they just like people who earn more than 150 euros a month
>>69292307
>le ' i'm welsh guise' meme now that englel lost.
Now I know where the burgers got their ' i'm half- scottish on my mother's cousin ' meme from.
>>69292329
Oh yeah. You're right.
>>69292137
>>69292137
Cork as in Ireland?
>>69292342
get the flag extension Alberto
>>69292364
>Irish girls
>>69292325
Really depends on the region. Most women here are afraid of being slut shamed. You're more probable to find sloots in Lisbon or in Oporto since the big capitals are prone to decadence.
>>69292364
>inb4 Irish women are shit
Yes, Cork as in Ireland.
never understood the meme that southern euro women are hard to get, I find them easier than Germans or Russians
t. sex tourist
>>69292374
>I'm a different type of inbred, Alberto!
Sorry, Down Syndrome-kun
>>69292444
Literally this.
I'm half English/Portuguese and the Portuguese women love that.
>>69291738
>got bad news for you senpai
>>69292461
Not as bad as arguing you're a different shade of brown as to other people in your country.
>>69291738
That can't be right, 13cm is way too small, pretty sure world average is like 16cm
>>69292536
looks like you're smaller than Spain in more than just landmass
>>69292526
Mate.. you lost the argument just admit it. it's starting to become rather embarrassing now.
You shouldn't even be in this thread seeing as Englel lost and is out of the euro already.
>>69292573
I'm Welsh you fucking retard. Do you even know what this flag means?
>>69292602
it means there's a bit chance youre a muslim
>>69292619
t. alberto moorbosa
>>69292645
isn't she a benfica fan
>>69292646
I bet you're English and are very appreciative of the fact that spee doesn't show all the flags from the UK
>>69292180
thank you brit, I wondered if someone would have figured out what I meant
>>69292688
Wanna bet?
>>69292526
Nigel, go shag some sheep to vent your butthurt, pls
>>69285243
He doesn't look Jewish to me.
I really hate Ramsey not playing this.
I honestly don't think Ronaldo willsurvive if Bale scores, Cristiano doesn't and Wales win.
>>69288249
Any Welsh girl with a non Welsh male is not Welsh in my eyes. Pure traitor to her people. Should be stoned to death imo. And that Moortugese nigger should be strung up by his balls.
>>69290589
fag as fuck
>>69290448
Jesus fuck what are you doing to it fucking showering it in oil holy shit what is wrong with you
>>69293113
it's olive oil you ignorant
>>69292645
>Cristina Ferreira will never sit on your face
>>69292444
basically women in every country fuck foreigners more easily than the locals
t. women pro
>>69293113
>tf
>tt
>>69293113
>talking shit about bacalhau
Bacalhau is kind of dry to eat it like that. You lather it in olive oil.
Soccer? More like Povertyball. Youre all a bunch of fucking faggots. Try a real sport instead of this shit.
>>69292444
same goes for english women but we don't even have to travel, they are the ones coming here to get fucked
>>69293213
Like safety rugby?
Or niggerball? Or hit-and-run-away-back-home-ball?
who /polvoálagareiro/ here?
>>69293154
It's simple. Dark skinned males are seen as exotic in Northern Europe. Light skinned males are seen as exotic outside of Northern Europe.
>>69293281
bem bom. Já não como há uns tempos.
Who /francesinha/ here?
>>69293213
>america
>invent their own sports so they don't have to be embarrassed by anyone else
WE WUZ WORL CHAMPONS N SHEEEEEIT.
>>69288452
>that
>a qt
>>69293142
Obviously it is, you wouldn't be alive otherwise. It still seems kind of gross to use THAT much.
>>69293201
Why don't you use lemon or something like that?
>>69293281
here
>>69293326
i never ate dat cholesterol shit
>>69293355
>whitey damage control
>>69293369
>Why don't you use lemon or something like that?
Just. Stop. Don't come here and tell us how to eat bacalhau.
Seriously, it's a heavy cold/salt-water fish that's cooked boiled in the picture, not grilled. Olive oil is much better, and lemon would absolutely ruin it.
>>69293379
>i never ate dat cholesterol shit
Mouro do caralho.
>>69293369
Argie explaining how to cook bacalhau to a portuguese is as strange as a portuguese explaining how to play football to a argie.
I'm just gonna go ahead and say it
I don't care for bacalhau
>>69293326
that looks disgusting
>Soggy French fries
>Wierd meat
>Soggy Bimbo bread
>Egg with meat
>Olio Fula drizzle
>>69293486
Iktf everyone always looks at me like an alien when I say I don't like bacalhau
>>69293486
sempre odiei bacalhau
fuck bacalhau
ninguém /carnedeporcoàalentejana/?
>>69293534
moor pls
>>69293486
Same tastes like shit
I make my mom do Bacalhau a Bras but with Chicken instead
>>69293486
>>69293535
>>69293536
>>69293591
Eu também não gosto de todo o tipo de bacalhau, mas não me venhas dizer que não gostas nem de pelo menos um destes:
>Bacalhau com todos
>Bacalhau à Portuguesa
>Bacalhau à Gomes de Sá
>Bacalhau à Zé do pipo
>Bacalhau à Lagareiro
>Bacalhau à Braz
>Bacalhau com Natas
>Bolos de Bacalhau
E aquele colhão não gosta de francesinhas.
Mas que cambada de princesas, querem tofu ou o caralho?
>>69293566
Neste thread nem sei. Está cheio de princesas.
>>69293566
Onde estão os meus /açordianos/ ?
panados de perú com arroz de feijão raça mestre
find a flaw
>>69293665
Tira isso daqui pra fora.
>>69293566
OS DUPLOS COMPROVAM QUE É O MELHOR PRATO. PURO AMOR
>>69293718
>sagres
Mas o conceito é bom.
>>69293718
>sagres
>>69293718
>caracoletas
passo.
>>69293665
>açorda de camarão.
passo.
They have nothing to lose at this point. The salt they caused on this board is irreversable.
>>69293746
>>69293759
sagres é para alphas
so os panilas bebem super cock
>>69291738
that color chart though
>>69293793
Salt is great for bacalhau
where is coentrao?
>>69293823
>sagres
>alfas
Escolhe um.
>>69293459
>>69293421
Oh, I'm not an argie. I'm from Central America. We eat loads of fish there. I don't know, it just doesn't seem very flavorful to me, just olive oil. I would have to try it.
Argies don't know shit about seafood, we can agree on that.
Wales may win the game but Bale won't win his hair back
>>69293868
>it just doesn't seem very flavorful to me, just olive oil. I would have to try it.
Yeah, the fish has a specific flavour profile that goes well with the oil. I doubt you'd find something similar around since we fish it in Norway and Canada.
>>69288705
Looks like DelaHoya
>>69293839
Ah yes our bacalhau ally. We bring the bacalhau you bring the salt.
>>69294029
I know we used to have a huge fleet that went fishing there, but you wanted control over your waters (which is fair enough) so you started fishing it and selling it to us instead at some point, but you fish it wrong.
My parents always say the flavour hasn't been the same since. Shame.
>>69293855
Injured.
He's like the Portuguese Reus.
Funny because, like Reus, he also had problems regarding his driver's license
>>69294029
I've heard that we traded bacalhau for tobacco.
>>69294143
he also loves coke
>>69291889
>implying you can even tell
>>69290709
Portugal is normie? They seem the most melancholic out of all the Mediterranean countries
>>69294516
We're generally depressed and pessimistic, but we still work and talk to complain because we're poor. We don't go full neet like the nords.
>>69294281
>german men
>>69294586
>Mayor of UK's capital
>>69294516
thats just a meme
>>69294558
pára de exagerar. (ou de querer atenção)
>>69291738
HUNGary
reminder that if you support Portugal you are literally cancerous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih2uWmZrd40
>>69294638
cant make this shiteru up desu.
>>69289972
>Corto Maltese one of my favourite characters in some film.
Gib name of the film pls
>>69291738
Daily reminder you turbocucks, these are self-reported statistics.
On another topic I beat the average. :)
>>69295042
Daily reminder that if your NT isn't in EuroCup, you shouldn't post here.
>>69295042
Hey, half of those weren't our fault.
>>69285499
seems a bit early for damage control, don't you think?
Ronaldo's biggest flaw is that he's regressing technically.
Which is a big shame
>>69295102
i still envy them for the brexit.
>>69295042
This is art. Can't wait to discuss it with my grandson over a crate of beers.
>>69295268
by comparison, bale's biggest flaw is his regressing hairline.
>no pepe
EZ win
>>69293213
Yea I rather watch some niggerball.
>>69291993
>Dad is a rich company owner/ex army man with chiseled jaw, beard, plus tal genes
>I'm a manlet with super dark green eyes and curly black hair
>just be urself anon everyone will like you
kys dad
>>69296246
your mom cucked your dad with a mexican it seems
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