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We’re slowly but surely going to the big mountains.
A few climbs for today already, should be interesting to watch.
>two 2nd category today
Who's gonna choke? I have a feeling Contador is already going to fall behind today.
>tfw no tdf due to work until 8
>>69285007
>Who's gonna choke
It all depends on how it's raced. If UK postal go full gas, Bertie should get dropped. Nibali go do really well or really bad depending on his legs after the giro.
Valverde or Alaphilippe ftw.
>>69284975
>la montagne de graisse Fred Weis
guy will die from heart attack in his 50s
>mfw half of Fred Weis pics on internet are Carter dunking over him
>>69285062
Can't you not watch it at work?
>>69284975
The big guy is the one getting BTFO by Vince Carter in 2000 Olympics :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMrPjl-927Q
>>69285062
>tfw going to miss today as well
>mfw new GCN kit, 3T carbon fiber bars+stem and cycling computer coming in the mail
extremely hyped 2bh
>tfw Alpecin™ Caffeine Shampoo is coming in the mail.
Can't wait to try it.
>>69285135
It's a bit sad that he's only known for that. He was actually one of the best defensive center in Europe in the early 00's and has a very decent palmares, including several European cups and national titles, and also was a decisive player in the best results France had at this time (including a silver medal in the Olympics).
He has serious mental issues though, as he's depressive, tried to commit suicide once, and his child is an actual autist.
Some nice hills at the end of today's stage. A breakaway might win and you might get some GC shenanigans
>>69285212
How long are you going to leave it in for?
>>69285171
I got 5kg of unflavored protein coming to me today...... WITH A FREE SHAKER.
Pretty excited even though I know it will taste like shit
>>69285287
2 M I N U T E S
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>>69284975
looks like a kiddo
>>69285306
>participating in every cycling sweepstakes and giveaway I can
>knowing I'm not going to win shit
>still want carbon wheels
>>69285287
Drinking coffee makes my testicles sore...will caffeine shampoo make them ache too?
Time to take a shit before going live.
>>69285287
About 12 minutes at 190 degrees so the crust is crunchy.
>>69285306
What brand?
>>69285417
Goddammit, now I'm hungry for a cheeky afternoon freezer pizza.
lads rate my meme team
>>69285420
Myprotein uk. Got some fish oil and glucosamine too.
Made my order then the following day they were offering 25%off, a free shirt and free flavour drops. I was really annoyed
>>69285404
i hope it's a good shit.
Just right in diameter, big enough so you feel the shit leaving the body, but not to big either so it doesn't need too much pressure. Not fluid and not rockhard either. And afterwards you don't even need to wipe.
>>69285472
>fish oil
That's terrible for your health. A seaweed oil is much better for your health.
are there any teams still running mechanical gruppos?
>>69285420
>eating whey
>>69285540
No world tour teams to my knowledge. I do know that Cancellara runs mechanical along with Nibali.
>>69285510
Nah bruv, was gonna get some krill oil but it was too pricey.
Pantani said all he took when he won the giro was cod liver oil, pasta, chicken and honey.
>>69285472
I'd like to fi'zi:k my dick in her ass if you catch my drift
>>69285472
morning lads
S E R G E
E
R
G
E
>>69285567
>Nibali
ayy lmao
>>69285583
Pantani also took Epo. Not an argument.
Go Vegan
>>69285278
>she will never sit on your face after a 100km ride at zone 2
>>69285620
>Campagnolo
KEK
>>69285583
he died of a cod liver oil, pasta, chicken and honey overdose :(
>>69285472
>Fish oil.
Just eat some fish.
>tfw a local rider is using a Specialized Turbo to break all the local strava records.
>Me and a cheeky Aussie friend are now breaking his by doing them by Vespa.
>He gets mad as fuck. Calls us cheating cunts.
>>69285627
Seriously tho, why is fish oil bad and seaweed oil good?
Is it some kind of vegan thing?
>>69285671
How do I into Strava? I've been reluctant to get onboard since it seems very immersive and tends to turn civil riders into pedantic statbabbies
>>69285677
For vegans it's a moral issue- why kill fish when you can use seaweed.
My problem with fish oil is that it's bad for your health; carcinogenic.
>>69285677
Vegan here.
Like many things, there are various conflicting sources that say X is bad and that X is good. Do whatever works for you.
>>69284934
The climbs aren't much but at least they will hopefully make a better stage than the boring ass past three days
>>69285671
Ayy lmao
y
y
l
m
a
o
although
>not using runtastic
>>69285714
Medic here, everything is carcinogenic these days.
Just search in PubMed.
>muh prospective cohort low level evidence.
>>69285705
>Install Strava on phone
>Set privacy radius around your address
>Go for ride
>Come back
>Upload
>Rinse and repeat
>Compare, improve on certain areas of your riding
>Join groups and meet people
>Compare with them too
>See your progression
Shit's gr8.
>BRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPBABLAPBABpffffffffffffft*squeek*
>today is hill climb
ohboy.jpg
>>69285734
>everything is carcinogenic these days.
Not an argument.
Read more.
any good streams lads?
>>69285714
>carcinogenic
Gonna need a citation on that. I'll be pissed if I just bought 120 caps of cancer juice
>>69285765
http://www.francetvsport.fr/tour-de-france/direct here pardner use a vpn
>>69285746
Is your dick ready?
>>69285754
Give me a PubMed source with an adequate RCT or proper meta-analysis.
>>69285792
DELETE THIS
>>69285792
I haven't seen a girl racing on the Tour
>>69285792
break is making it, based Serge Pauwels in yellow by tonight, cap this
why are they talking about Emmanuelle?
>>69285765
https://www.procyclinglive.com/livestream/
>>69285802
NO
>>69285826
DELETE
>>69285792
>>69285739
>>69285826
come on, guys. it's not that sort of thread.
>Stuyven getting another cheeky point in
>>69285828
>Not having a cheeky wank before watching the tour.
How much longer until SJWs get outraged about the dearth of professional black cyclists?
>>69285826
>tfw she got bigger thighs than you do
>>69285841
SJWs don't really care about non-American things.
>>69285826
at least post different Puck pictures every day, there's plenty to choose from
https://www.instagram.com/puckmoonen/?hl=en
>>69285840
OUT OUT OUT
>>69285835
gb2tumblr.
We always post qt cyclists till the action heats up
>>69285841
Blacks can't get skinny enough for cycling.
Also, we can say that the Colombians count.
>>69285841
there's no sjw in europe. behave or leave pard
>>69285847
Nothing wrong with that.
>>69285857
I prefer consistency and repetition.
>>69285879
Sort of.
brb moving to Limousin
>>69285881
>I prefer consistency and repetition.
>>69285877
> blacks can't get skinny
>>69285903
pseudo bolcheviks arnt SJWs. anyway lets back to the bike race
>>69285739
>posting triathletes in a cycling thread
get your shit together brah
can you watch a day from the very start?
its always just last hundred smt kms
>>69285877
Tekkels would like a word.
>>69285939
Most (all?) bigger mountain stages will be shown in full
>>69285916
It's that mentality which wins you the Tour.
>>69285957
i just kissed the screen. i hate myself
man sometimes they show good countryside but this one is shit. glad I'm not living in the limousin
Who do we want to win the gc?
Contador here.
>>69285974
I actually believe you, fuck this place
>>69286000
A R U
R
U
also, nice digits
>>69285957
WOW.
>you'll never tongue that anus
>>69285992
Limousin is poor and ugly. Sadly they joined my region (Aquitaine).
>>69285877
do you even watch marathon
>falling for the bait
>>69285974
No need to hate yourself.
Did you ever fap to a kissing girl?
post crit cuties
>>69285992
Really? I like the abundance of forest and the relative lack of human cultivation. It's just wild enough to be nice. Massif Central is too rough.
>>69286000
I want the little Columbian.
Deep down I'd like froome to implode and Geraint Thomas to lead sky to victory.
>>69286020
>>69285992
Fuck you, Limousin is GOAT
>>69286000
even trips can't make this happen
>>69286029
disgusting hands, yuck
>>69286000
Anyone who isn't rooting for Quintana is a faggot
>>69286034
>no brakes
lmfao
that face ain't gonna look to good in the next 5 minutes
WE /comfy/ NOW
>>69286035
more of a midi pyrénée man myself
>>69286042
KEK limousinfag on suicide watch
Lads what do? I can't quite become interested in the tour this year! Not sure why but nothing quite seems worth following, atleast not yet?
The green jersey has become a soulless meme, being decided apparently after three days.
The arrangers themselves not showing tv pictures before we're halfway into the stages is also something that makes me uncomfy.
>>69286029
WHAT THE HELL those hands, are the hands of a obese 13 year old girl
3/10
>"Grivko won the Tour de Med, so he's in good form"
i hate carlton kirby so fucking much. he is so clueless.
>>69286058
>looking at the face not the frame
ur doing cycling wrong m8
>>69286049
>>69286078
No one is without flaws.
>>69286077
Mate, the climbs haven't started yet.
>>69286084
His hard on for Reichenbach and Alaphilippe is appalling.
>>69286060
get /comfy/ lads
>>69286078
wouldn't_bang.meme
/TeamTay/
>you'll never live in the middle of rural France, in a small cottage in a corner near two forests where cyclists go full retard once per year
>>69286146
Shit team 2bh
Good day /tdf/, seems like I made it.
>Dat 12 minute lead though
Did I miss anything so far?
>>69286168
thank god
>>69286179
Nah. Breakaway day today.
>>69286188
Kek.
>"people" voluntarily living far away from the ocean
>you'd expect Salice, after sponsoring a stage-winning team, would get better commercials after some years of doing the same shit over and over again
>they are still doing the same shit over and over again
>>69286179
If they want to bring them back they will do. It's probably only Etixx that care about the stage win though.
>>69286209
MADE FROM SPORT!
are there any streams that aren't absolute garbage lah?
which team should I root for ?
>>69286168
>tfw I live in a little city of rural France, ocean 45min far, Pyrenees 1h30.
Buuuuuuut in France we’ve too much trash leftists and mudslimes. And don’t say go back to /pol/ because it’s true.
>>69286249
Team Sky
>>69286249
Team 2agan. Keep rooting for it to come in second.
>>69286267
Sarko will make France great again.
>>69286249
Try one of these.
https://www.procyclinglive.com/livestream/
>>69286240
Tinkoff, Astana or Movistar: only they can defeat Sky.
>>69286078
autism
>>69286275
but i want a team that finishes first
>>69286268
I guess I should. I like their colours and they provide F1
Do they win races,tho ?
>>69286267
>muaaaah brazil is full of favelados
>muaaaah usa is full of mexicans
>muaaaah england is full of pakis
>muaaaah france is full of sandniggers
>muaaaah netherlands is full of blaze it faggots
>>69286305
Froome wins constantly. He's on the best PEDs.
>>69286298
>Try one of these.
>https://www.procyclinglive.com/livestream/
literally the reason i asked for non shitty stream links
>>69286328
u guys don't like sky do you ?
>>69286267
lol I understand when people who live in high multicultural areas get kinda mad and pissy on the internet but you live in bumfuck nowhere how are leftists and muslims fucking up your daily life
>>69286347
I prefer it because they are white.
>80km to go
>13 mins
I can't wait for my hopes to be crushed lads
>>69286347
>being this autist
No one watches cycling because of >muh team, and white men don't actually need a team to cheer to watch a sport. Whiten up and post me some rare Bruno Aleixo links.
>>69286321
Londonistan and favelas are real. Others aren’t comparable to France’s islamized zones.
But I’m leaving soon, so you can take my house if you want
>>69286347
I like them. Look how mad they get people.
>>69286331
http://sports4u.tv/channel/eurosport-live-stream-online-uk/
Look up Eurosport livestreams.
>>69286365
i don't watch bruno aleixo
>>69286249
Why would you need to root for a cycling team?
You're not American or English.
>>69286240
what kind of race is this where you ride a single speed with no break, but on the road?
>>69286386
>being a literal nigger
>any year
>>69286369
good riddance
GO SKY
O
S
K
Y
>>69286389
cuz it's fun
>>69286363
hello do you have the non-thumbnail version of this
>>69286353
I hope you’re not naive enough to think that only major cities have this kind of issues. We’ve plenty of these here as well, and I’m actually living close to a (((((((((((multi))))))))))))))cultural area.
I’m not living in a village.
Man, both the break away and the chase has some real good riders this time around. The peloton might really not catch up this time.
>>69286389
yeah Spaniards don't root for Spanish teams. Basques didn't root for Euskaltel. Dutch dont root for Yumbo. Belgians don't root for Etixx. French don't root for FDJ. Danish don't root for whatever team Riis is poisoning.
>>69286328
Froome is no more British than robbie mcewan
>>69286438
Seems I really hit a nerve there, Skyboy ;)
>>69286438
Jumbo sucks though
bad quality shit for bad prices
>>69286249
Orica for the bantz
>>69286393
it's called crit racing -- redhookcrit.com
>>69286462
Why are they allowed to wear the yellow?
>>69286429
>this kind of issues
people of color are an issue?
Will sagan stay in yellow?
>vote here:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10621154
>>69286462
Shop there anyway, support your only team.
>>69286429
Shoo shoo >>/pol/ shoo
>>69286505
no not gonna pay too much for shitty meat
>>69286479
people of color is not an issue unless you are a /pol/tard, such as that anon. black girls are superior on sex than white ones
>it becomes a problem when they start to behave like subhumans, and since white boys can also tryhard and become subhuman, that's not a color issue
>>69286479
No, but islam is.
I talked to Italian, Spanish of Maghreb people who left islam, the 1st generation of migrants, living in this area. They fear the upcoming islamization of this zone, it’s not safe anymore.
It’s actually a mix between radical islam and alcohol, drugs and depraved activities. An unwholesome situation.
>>69286249
>Orica - Cheeky Aussies.
>Sky - The Evil Empire, max spooky.
>Movistar - Los Caballeros & a goat.
>FDJ - Pinot & other greasy Frogs.
>Astana - The Shark & friends.
>Cannondale - Who?
>Katysha - No Russian.
>AG2R - Bardet & other greasy Frogs.
>Lampre - Token nigger team.
>ETTIX - Waffen SS the team.
>Tinkoff - MEME TEAM with MEME owner.
>Giant Alpacin - Leave it in for two minutes.
>Trek - shit
>IAM - shit
>BMC - ex-sky shit.
>Direct - Frog shit
>Fortune - leftovers
>Team Dimension - Lord Cavendish, earl of sprint.
>Bora - masterchef.
>Cofidis - wash-ups.
>LottoJumbo - fucking yellow jerseys
>Lotto Soudal - HERR GREIPEL
>>69286456
just tired of your racism
>>69286520
So where do you go?
>in b4 Albert Heijn
>>69286549
and, not of.
And again, i’m living in a small city close to rural France. I can’t imagine how it is in Marseille or Paris.
Well, enough with this topic. Let’s enjoy traditional countryside.
found a good stream here http://content.jwplatform.com/previews/V84bFv6v-7sCOgwcJ
>>69286268
learnt how insanely biased they are by watching F1 on their channel.
fuck sky desu
MEAT IS MURDER
>>69286560
Alright I'm sorry.
I wrote it to be provocative, but it didn't feel good to be honest and I shouldn't have posted it.
>>69286557
Sounds about right.
>>69286523
>black girls are superior on sex than white ones
I don't think with my dick sorry
>>69286549
>>69286575
noting ever happened to me in Paris thanks for asking you sheltered person
>>69286577
basedtwingo.jpg.gif
CRASH
R
A
S
H
how is that body of water with the motorboats called?
>>69286579
>dat choco senna cirkle jerk
oh god dont remind me
chuuuuuuuuuuute
>Crash
What are the odds Contador was there?
>>69286602
You know which zones of Paris I’m talking about.
>>69286523
>black girls are superior on sex than white ones
No, brown girls are the best.
>>69286620
Pretty fucking high lol
>>69286623
not really, which ones?
>>69286597
*hugs*
GQ LEADER CRASHED
GQ LEAD... oops, just Lotto Yumbo
>>69286627
>No, brown girls are the best
Slavs are the best.
>>69286615
Dordogne
Oh great, just on the day I don't have any BMC people on my team, you'll see that Greg is going to win
goddammit
I hope Majka catches back up and wins
>that aesthetic ruin
holy shit GOAT
>>69286410
Sorry senpai, I only noticed I had a thumbnail because you pointed it out. I'll see what I can find going through the archive.
>it has been 3 ( three ) days since the last contador crash
De Gendt took the mountain points.
>>69286648
Where radical islam and drug traffics are a common business.
>>69286249
Sky
Always Sky
>>69286684
my god they both look so cute
>>69286668
>van avermeme winning
>not choking 2km before finish
Pick none desu
>>69286438
>Belgians don't root for Etixx.
I don't, Lotto Soudal is more likeable
I thought Ferrari had a biking team
>>69286549
If only there was a board full of fucking 14yrs retards that you could bitch on about this
>>69286020
>Limousin is poor and ugly
Are you retarded ? It's probably one of the most beautiful provinces in the country.
>>69286683
>people praying outside because the small mosque was full
>muh radical islam
also drug trafficking is not obviously a bad thing, since this whole drug problem got big there's little to no robbery/violence anymore, all the hood kids stay in their hood selling drugs
>>69286730
/b/?
>/tdf/ used to be for memes
>now it's full of /pol/tards trying to cheer for a team
I want newfags to leave.
>>69286724
Nah, just a dope doctor for cyclists
>>69286755
I think you know what I'm implying IRL
>>69286758
this
not a very comfy thread lads, and this during the most memetic of stages so far
>>69286557
>Team Dimension - saver of the starving 3rd world, bringing cycling to africa, Wow such an inspiration to us all
also rude post
the LOOK bike is insane
>>69286000
Vroome because I banked on him in my tourpoule by also picking like 3 or 4 of his workers
>>69286683
FUCK off.
You're distorting the comfy nature of /tdf/ with your clash of civilizations bull-shit
>>69286751
Pic wasn’t directly related to «radical» islam but more to the islamization. But you know which country in Europe provides the more jihadis and where the mudslimes come.
More than radical islam only, islam is an issue itself. But as I said before, we’re going off-topic, and some leftists coming from Reddit here will shout at me because I’m pointing the worrisome consequences of massive immigration.
>>69286835
THIS, FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Thank you, based India.
>>69286839
Fuck off back to /pol/.
We discuss cycling related topics, not Islam.
Lads, rate my new buy.
15 MINUTES
7 , 5 ALPECINS ALREADY
,
5
>>69286839
You're just spouting the same shit all over again
>>>/pol/
So finally I didn't go to watch the Tour, I'm a bit sad as it comes to my region only once every 3 years or so but at same time I have may things to do today and it's comfy to see the race coming in my region on TV while I do my things.
>15 minutes
This is getting ridonkulous.
>>69285644
Campagnolo is the best and only Patrician choice for gears.
>>69286249
I don't root for anyone, as long as the race is good. I'd hate it if anyone won by a mile and killed the excitement...
Oh and [spoiler] fuck sky [/spoiler]
>>69286839
You have your own containment board. Stop shitting up /tdf/
Talk cycling, post qt pics or leave
>falling for all this franceposting
just ignore them lads
>>69285671
Is this a thing? Getting mad at strava?
>>69286876
That’s what I said before: >>69286575
Whatever. I just hope the religion of peace won’t attack the Tour.
>>69286900
yeah nah
>no gears
gl on real nigga hills
THANKS JUAN
>>69286901
what makes the race a good race ?
>>69286705
I can never decide, left or right.
It's a real problem.
>>69286945
peto sagan doing some wheelies tbf
>>69286945
memes
>>69286321
this is true
>>69286945
Team wise? Anyone but Sky.
Tinkoff or Astana are the best when they need to be aggressive.
>>69286928
>can't face reality
Typical Brit. I bet you use less than 42T inner ring too.
>>69286948
yeah and they're so prefectly dressed
I want to date both
De Gendt is a crazy cunt isn't he
also serious lack of canned salmon ITT
>>69286945
Watching guys get BTFO on hilly days.
>>69286945
It not being obvious whats going to happen until the very end, preferably with big attacks etc, so that there are possible outcomes which are very different
The peloton knows there's an escape going on, right?
>>69286990
>De Gendt is a crazy cunt isn't he
He's too inconsistent. But when he's on form, he's top class.
>Canned salmon
Delete.
>these 3 autists out in front for no real reason
>>69286990
I blame STRAYA CUNT
how beautiful is my region lads ?
>>69287029
bretty bretty 5/5
>>69287017
>the radios aren't working and the peloton are just chilling along, having a lovely ride, unaware some people are riding 15 minutes ahead
>>69287029
Would_live_a_life_of_poetry_and_farming_and_being_comfy_at_a_local_café_in_the_nearest_town_every_night/10
>>69287017
Actually I am not sure, Greg is like 18 seconds behind, not 15 minutes. (GC)
>>69287029
9/10 would inhabit
>>69287048
>>69287053
>>69287065
thanks, this part of the region is the most rural though
>based GVA getting the yellow
Dat zo zomaar eens kunnen, Michel
>>69287080
So, it's the best?
>>69287059
They can bring him back to within 8 minutes if they race it.
Also, he's no danger to gc
>in this region of France, roofs are black
I will never get this
just
why ?
>>69287080
>asks for compliments
>thanks for them
this is seems a little silly to me
no offense tho
>>69287106
Leave.
>>69287106
go away
>ywn make comfy tractor roadside bicycles with your bros
>>69287119
>>69287131
>>69287142
no
you should side with me
orange roofs are the best
>black roofs
lol
>>69287097
it depends what you are looking for, the place where I'm from is rural too but very close to the city, I think it's better
>>69287106
m8 my region is often mocked by parisians for being rural and it's always nice to hear foreigners saying they like it
Also the roof are made out of slate plates because in winter there can be a lot of snow and slate is better to avoid getting too much snow on the roof
>disable adblock
>Cambodia Romance Travel - Explore Cambodia Beauty Girs. Find Cambodia Personals.1000+ Girls.
What do they mean by this?
>>69287164
http://content.jwplatform.com/previews/V84bFv6v-7sCOgwcJ
>>69287158
What's the kind of economic opportunity there? Is it hard to get a job?
>>69287098
still an easy maillot jaune for 2 stages
>>69287164
>>>/rtpplay/
>>>/eurosportplayer/
>>69287158
Where are you from in Limousin, bro ?
How desperate to fuck somebody do you have to be to marry a random Cambodian? Fuck that.
for those watching on English-speaking broadcasters, who are your commentators?
One of our commentators just made reference that people are watching our telecast in the USA.
Got me curious.
>>69287158
fuck them lol
rural areas are the best
>>69287186
I dunno.
But I'm curious.
>>69287186
Marrying random Cambodians is all fun and games until you get stabbed in the foot. Trust me, I know this stuff.
>>69287223
ayy lmao
share story
>>69287174
it depends what kind of job, in the towns you can easily get a job if you're qualified in something manual, but for someone like me who studied communication and culture/tourism it's very hard to find a job
>>69287178
I'm from Auvergne, Puy-de-Dôme
MOUNTAIN SPOTTED IN BACKGROUND
GET HYPE
>>69287248
>who studied communication and culture/tourism
based france studying the same as me
>>69287196
Carlton Kirby and Sean Kelly for British Eurosport.
>>69287273
really ? how is the job market in these fields there ?
>>69287273
>>69287248
>be me
>engineer
>absolutely hates my job
>>69287248
>I'm from Auvergne, Puy-de-Dôme
Noice, living in Ussel Corrèze myself
>>69287174
Pretty much what other anon said, if you work in health fields you easily get jobs since we're severely lacking, water related jobs are kinda needed too.
>>69287249
>tfw you're still 80km from the mountain and you can already see it and you know it will be extreme pain
Fuck, the memories, I really should ditch my gf and spend the summer on the bicycle.
Is that a penis or a fish?
>Almost dropped a minute
Too little too late tbqh
>>69285171
Got paid yesterday. What should I treat myself to? I thinking about this INRNG jersey
>Danish Reporter interviews Lotto-Jumbo about their Hotel Habits and they reveal that they bring their own mattresses to every Hotel they stay at
>route des fromages
>route des fromages
>>69287313
No m8.
>>69287246
A guy in my village went to Cambodia to marry a disturbingly young woman and he got stabbed in the foot during a robbery, he never got his moped back either.
F
who is this cunt with spartacus on his bike
lmao what a wanker
>>69287307
not so far, do you know François Hollande ?
>>69287305
I know a venezuelian guy who came here with portuguese and brazilian friends to work and they found job easily, they work as welders in the industry
Britbongs, I need tyres and a chain ring, which shops do you use? anywhere you'd recommend?
>>69286476
>crit racing
Every crit I've ever been to has had brakes and gears.
>>69287339
>went to Cambodia
this was his first mistake
>>69287348
>Spartacus
>starts crying every time it rains, is windy or below 20C
>>69287303
sorry I made a mistake. I'm still studying it. Just finished my 1st year.
I think it's real bad. It's the 2nd course with the less employment rate in my uni. You can always try,though,if you have experience you might have luck.
I live in Madeira,the principal income source of the Island is tourism.
>>69287331
>>69287332
without any chauvinism we make the best cheeses in the world lads, you should have a taste
>stage gonna end around 1am
Best time to ride desu. just wish I hadn't lost my rear light
>>69286577
TWINGO
W
I
N
G
O
>pinot
You should support Brian Holm's cancer kids
>>69287358
Wiggle/chain reaction/any other meme webstore like everybody else. planet x if they have some closeout trash you don't mind waiting for while they realise they don't actually have it because the stock boy stole it 10 years ago.
>>69287356
I've met him once, someone from Tulle would have more chance knowing him. That video of him riding a sleigh in a street was in Ussel too.
>>69287389
oh yeah I see, I guess the tourism field is better in Madeira than here
>>69287407
tri faggot locally wears this so that's a hard no
>>69287403
Not that year
>>69287390
I'm Dutch, do you think I don't know about cheese?
>>69287418
By any chance, do you know some guys who used to have a rock band named Skykaa like 10 years ago ?
>>69287435
Are you from Adelaide?
Asking to see if you know Durianrider.
finally paul and phil
>>69287362
And if you want truly top quality:
I have one similar. It's fucking amazing.
>>69287429
Yeah,you see a lot of tourists.
It's basically how everyone makes money here,except for some people who live off education or agriculture
>>69287462
I didn't say you don't now cheese, you may not know all the ones from here
>>69287485
have died
>>69287472
no, sorry.
If I go to the TDU I'll put a stick in his spokes for you.
>>69287490
and from C.Ronaldo merchandising I guess ?
>these time losses
RIP escape
>>69287505
Thank you based Australia.
>tfw you still say Orica GreenEdge even though it changed to BikeExchange
>>69287337
that is pretty ugly m8
>>69287362
I have ordered a La Vie Claire cap
>>69287467
Maybe, the says kinda ring something. I think I knew the brother of a guy who played in it but his last name escapes me at the moment.
>>69287517
I'd say that's part of the tourism,because ou museums and all that suff
>>69287532
>Ulrika Greenage
>>69287521
delete this
>>69287598
CAVENDISH LOOKING GOOD IN TURD POSITION
We climbing now.
>>69287521
>Implying
>tfw no qt Chaves
>>69287521
>they get caught 50m before the finish
>>69287639
>tfw pub quizzes in Irish pubs
Love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81fz1fM-DE
WELL DONE BRYAN WELL DONE BRYAN
HOWEVER
>>69287565
When I was in first year of history studies in 2007 I had a classmate at university who was from Ussel, called Adrien and who used to play in a band called Skykaa in Ussel.
>>69287589
how do madeirians people see him ?
>>69287685
>Tfw I met him in person
Feels good.
They will bring this breakway back in the last 5km
>rtp commentators are talking about what they had for lunch
THE BIGGEST YEARLY SPORTING EVENT
COMFY
damn that town....
>>69287700
thanks, terrific
>I'll never live in a place so comfy
>that village
>>69287717
Put a lot of responsibility in him
Whenever our NT loses,they find a way to blame on him
>>69287730
On Eurosport ?
Salers looks so comfy
Gonna stalk it on street view
just noticed a distinct absence of Colombians ITT
>>69287700
'dose were different times' [silence intensifies]
>>69287730
Ones over here have a recipe for every stage depending on what's being cooked along the way in said stage.
Which city is this one lads? I gotta go there once in life.
>>69287763
>>69287739
My grandmother still lives in a farm like that
> Being a metro pleb with no heritage
>>69287767
>RTP
>Sky driving the pace.
Not comfy lads
>>69287763
>>69287776
lads, the price of the lands there is cheap, you could easily buy something to live there
>>69287730
>tfw norwegian commentators literally talk about cows on every stage
DOING IT JUST NOW
>>69287763
>>69287739
Very bad Internet connexion. Always a pain when you want to go to shops or when you need to move for an event or a travel.
Trust me it’s better to live in big cities.
>>69287796
lel, Danish tv does the same thing. So much for originality.
>>69287805
Salers
so the breakaway has got this right?
>>69287779
Salers is comfy as fuck, they used to have a great Medieval fair too, it was great but I haven't been there in years.
>>69287805
Salers
>>69287814
Their transmission is better
the voices are louder and it's more informative
>>69287805
Salers
>>69287796
>>69287839
That's bretty good.
>>69287839
Somehow I am not that surprised tbqh
>>69287839
Portuguese tv has a french guy who specializes in said recipes
>>69287834
Dont be a pleb. Go over to Eurosport and listen to Arild
COMFY
I love my volcanos
>>69287763
>Not even a hill in my village
Why do i still live
>cavenshit
>>69287884
don't have eurosport
>LE NAIRO ALEXANDER QUINTANA TAKE THE LEAD
>>69287730
>complaining about /comfy/
>É Bruno Aleixo a falar no rádio
>>69287833
I wouldn't sell my house to go there though. Maybe when I get to my 40s or something, but not right now in my life.
>>69287763
>implying
Go goat herder, go.
>>69287884
>Go over to Eurosport
'nei'
Fucking Grivko man
>>69287910
udkantsdanmark is comfy as fuck though
>>69287941
Yeah but, I'm sure there isn't any spiders or crocodiles or weather trying to kill you in rural france.
>tfw you have a big cantal cheese in your fridge right now
Feels good man
>Movistar actually doing something
Confirmed for already a better tour than last year
rate my honda, lads.
>>69287884
does Roberto Vacchi still commentate on Norwegian eurosport from time to time?
He's the best
>>69287940
>look, Pierre, a 48yo HUEHUEHUE just moved nextdoor
>Cédric, grab les pitchforks and des archotes
>>69287941
That's not comfy at all m8.
>>69287910
>>69287961
Left Copenhagen for a few days' visit in Udkantsdanmark today.
Feels nice to have a garden outside the windows.
>>69287985
based, but St Nectaire is still better
>>69288002
that's the joke
>>69287999
I like your trips better
>>69287999
wheres this
Frogbros, you’re watching FTV or Yurosport?
>back to racing
What are Movistar trying to do? What do you think?
>>69287984
we used to have wolves and bears but we killed them all, except the wolves nowadays that begins to come back but it's one seen every 2 years. the only dangerous animals are vipers but you have to be really unlucky to be biten by one
>>69288011
no noise, cheap housing, nature close by, people you barely know inviting you over for well-prepared, thorough lunches and dinners. What's not to love about the countryside?
>>69288059
FTV, I switch sometime with RMC
>>69288050
my street
>above 11,5 %
>>69288068
Close the massive gap the breakaway has. Someone has to do it. Strong riders in the break too.
>>69288071
>wolves
We get wolves here aswell... sort of.
>>69288102
It's a fox
>>69288097
Sure, but you'd think others would not have let it go to 15min earlier.
rate my flags of France and Auvergne lads
ive got a 80s bianchi fixie and im thinking of replacing the seat with a dildo
>>69288097
>Someone has to do it
please no
>>69288082
Good commentaries on RMC?
yobo fat fuck adding zero as usual
>>69288088
thanks for that
>>69288126
I don't get why thinkoff didn't try to control it earlier. I think Sagan could pull this stage (and keep the yellow for another day).
>>69288001
No, only Eriksen now. I miss Stoltenberg as a main commentator on Eurosport. Now he just has a shity deal at Tv2.
>>69288146
that panda looks sad
>>69288102
we have a sit load of foxes here too but they aren't dangerous, except if you are a chicken
>>69288127
11/10
I need to buy one as well.
>34km / 10'35''
> Serge Pauwels getting 10 mins
That underrated motherfucker is gonna podium this tour.
>>69288152
Better than FRTV (BeinSport is GOAT), but Jalabert is quite good.
>>69288187
Auvergne ?
>>69288196
>danish cyclists
your best cyclist has an irish accent
>>69288072
>people you barely know inviting you over for well-prepared, thorough lunches and dinners
>>69288120
It's name is 'wolf' anyways. But then again, we call limes 'lemons' and favelados 'people'.
>>69288169
because Majka is in the breakaway
yeah i know it kinda makes no sense but no other reason to be found
>>69288202
Lel, nope. France.
>>69288197
I don’t mind the FTV team, desu. I’m watching the Tour for years now, I started to like them.
Even Gérard.
>pinot
who's going to win this stage lads? breakaway?
>Pinot kill.
>>69288252
>pou in lou
>>69288227
> Majka
Humm, he's in the chasing group right?
I didn't follow this from the start. How did he end up there? This is very serious actually.
>tfw my fantasy team getting rekt
>>69288207
Fuglsang has an Irish accent? (Pauwels is Belgian btw)
>>69288232
you can easily find some, I got this one on my wall and a smaller one on a stick and slo a little electronic one that can play the Marseillaise
>12%
wew
>>69288232
>Even Gérard.
Would go by bike to eat snacks, watch and masturbate to animus and sleep.
>>69288261
Leave.
>>69288261
you mean
>poo in rue
>>69288272
i forgot about fuggy
i was talking about cjj
Holy fucking shit, this is where Vino was almost kill in 2011.
grivko ded
#pray4grivko
How is the tour going to be without him?
Fuck me, I turned around for a minute and see a HUGE crash
>TdF 2011
FUck you Eurosport
>>69288293
>>69288301
>not knowing who pou is
CASUALS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE
>Shitko
>Pinot
some memes are eternal
Donetsk battle all over again
he's absolutely fucked
Why do they keep saying the leaders will get the yellow jersey? Don't they need at least 10 minutes for that?
Pretty obvious they won't finish more than 5-7 minutes out at this rate, if that.
>>69288305
you probably see more of CJJ on aussie tv than we do in Danish since he's riding for Ulrik, can't tell you much about his accent.
Still, I'd say Michael Valgren, Magnus Cort, Mads Würtz and possibly even Matti Breschel and Lars Bak are all ahead of him in the Danish cycling hierarchy. Pretty mediocre generation desu, must be the lack of doping.
>>69288207
Their best cyclist quit a while ago and is still mad.
>>69288263
he has a serious handicap in the standings and is most likely ahead so he can wait for Contador once they get there, and help him
>>69288403
backstabbing cunts the lot o' you
![2f3bf5b755aadb443afef968383b6a28[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jE1UiIB.png "2f3bf5b755aadb443afef968383b6a28[1]")
virtual gc
>>69288389
mediocre generation indeed
sucks because denmark is great
>>69288417
Oh, that makes much more sense.
>the city of Navarro
As usual
This is a good stage, isn’t it?
>>69288425
Yeah, everyone doped back then and everyone knew. Scrap all results and award eddy the eagle the wins for all '00 TdFes imo
why is it so hard to have a normal conversation with people on /pol/?
Any update on >pinot lads?
>de gent evens fav on befair
'no'
>>69288481
> implying Eddy the Eagle was clean
>Fatsang
>>69288486
Why do you go to /pol/ in the first place?
>Fuglsang
>sagan
>>69288490
Only showed him for a second some 5 minutes or so ago.
Also
>2agan ded
sagan ded
>sagan
CAN HE BE A GC CONTENDER?
2agan ;_;
RIP Yellow Sagan
Good old Green Sagan WHEN?
>>69288540
for happenings
since when did keklgium became so good at this sport?
rip nibbles
lead is collapsing
>NIBALEL
>nibali
>sagging
>>69288453
Used to be, too bad they had to clean up the sport.
Denmark and America were the GOAT doping nations
>>69287313
from where bud?
>>69288543
not surprised desu. Nibali and Birdsong are more surprising
Bye bye shark
>Nibbles
POST WASTED TALENTS
>>69288529
Definitely wasn't on any performance enhancing shit, that's for sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1aWsFpg3To
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebles
>Nibalyl
>sharks can actually swim backwards
I feel like I learn more from /TdF/ than NatGeo
>peter
Nibbles came here spent. I don't know what you guys expected from him anyway.
>>69288562
>who is Merkx
>people actually believed the meme pushed by the media that sagan could be a gc contender
why must people pay attention to the media...
movistar btfoing everyone
>LO SQUALO DELLO STRETTO
>>69288432
Where is GVA? That can't be right
>Sagan ded
>Nibali ded
>Dumoulin ded
>escape probably ded
Someone arrest Movistar
>>69288562
literally since it started
The operating theory is that riding in the Ardennes, with poor roads, pavés, nonstop hills and tonnes of rain breeds a special kind of men.
>Fuglsang ._.
The friend with who I was supposed to go there is in that hill, I wanted to go there with a /TdF/ sign -_-
>>69288610
but in California he beat some domestic American climbers on a mountain
RIP Shark
>>69288580
fuck off
he is great and still has years to win a monument
>>69288610
>sagan could be a gc contender
Nobody said that. Not seriously at least
>120agan
>>69288616
>>69288432
this, how far behind is Greg?
Rafal Majka is going to win. Mark my words
noo nibbles ;_;
memes r ded
fucking kek
>nibali
>Tour 2016: Goat Herder's Revenge
de goat will add this to his giro win
gva will choke hard like he always does
>>69288652
18 seconds, the virtual gc doesnt work, leaves random people out of the equation
>quick descent
>"Michael" Landa
>>69288652
18 seconds. Joint 4th
If he stays away he is guaranteed yellow
>>69288649
They do. Every time he wins a sprint after a hilly stage.
>>69288649
fuck off sean you semi illiterate cunt
the media has been saying that for years
>>69288685
they might do in the UK but you guys aren't a real cycling nation.
>have to go out now
reeee
>>69288653
DELET
>>69288562
>look at any major race on wiki
>majority of winners are belgians
poortugal you dense faggot
>>69288693
> implying a rider with any sort of muscle can contest the GC
>>69288639
Is it the Giro that has taken his energy?
what happened with super sagan?
>Movistar thinking they can rustle the bones of the Skeleton King.
HE SHALL PREVAIL.
>>69288562
You have got to be kidding me, Renato Alexandre.
>>69288723
Don't mind him.
please
>>69288622
>Dumoulin ded
have I missed something?
>>69288733
the media have been saying it for years you motherfucker
google it. every time a grand tour rolls around, they say the same thing; "could sagan evolve into a gc contender".
how can the gap be going *down* when GVA and De Ghent are flying down the mountain?!?
>2agan going backwards
>sagan chatting up the camera guy
C O M F Y
>Cannondale car persistently honking at Sagan
Fucking cunts.
>>69288745
I dont think so, but at least they do something this year.
>>69288764
Yes
Based Sagan
>>69284934
Sacan't
THEY FORGOT TO TAKE DRUGS TODAY
>>69288610
Ah, I remember those idiots.
>Le boassen Merkcx hagen
>Le Spartacus should lose weight and be a GT contender
How many had we now?
Wew Peter dies, literally
>>69288751
RUI
COSTA
Webbum of >2agan nodding to camera
>escape still has 7 minutes on the movistar rapetrain at the beginning of the descent
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>69288685
They are not serious when they say it. He has never done anything on a proper climb. Tony Martin is a better climber and would have a better chance at being a GC guy
>>69288768
because its time gap and not distance gap
>>69288767
well of course the mainstream buzzfeed tier media is going to hype the one guy who is guaranteed to generate clicks like shit attracts flies.
>>69288793
yes
see this portubro knows his stuff
the media is already calling jasper stuyvens the new spartacus...
Little reminder that Sagan once won a race with his little sister's supermarket bike
>>69288768
because the peloton are going down faster
>>69288810
M8, the winner will come from the chasing group, probably Majka. There is nothing the main group can do about it.
Sagan said «I’m helpless, I can’t do anything» to the camera, if you were wondering
>>69288813
Tony Martin being a potential GC contender is just as much of a meme. It was never going to happen and is still not going to happen ever.
>>69288768
Time gap
Every point the peloton passes, they check how many minutes earlier the leading group passed it
[brake squealing intensifies]
>the sound of carbon rims screeching for help on a mountain descent
>>69288828
btw cjj is fucking hilarious
hes banter levels are off the chart. you should watch the backstage passes.
>>69288793
Don't forget Tony Martin. They probably even said it about Cavendish at some point
>>69288846
Fuck off.
>hollywood tyres
Bertie noo
>contador
>Greg Lemond is 55
>American ageing.
>>69288887
Not so Hollywood now
>>69288883
?
That’s true, french cameraman on the moto said it
How close are we from >pinot time?
Blat this off m8's
https://youtu.be/uaqZoph265U
>contadown
>>69288793
>tfw I said something like that about geraint thomas a few years ago
>/tdf/ was laughing at me
>>69288902
doping will do that
>>69288876
Yeah he's a pretty funny guy.
Less tryhard than Chris *holds up spork* Anker Sorensen.
>>69288876
sure thing, I'll check it out
>>69288562
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pot_Belge
>>69288907
B-but that's... sad.
>contadown
>>69288962
>Chris *holds up spork* Anker Sorensen
kek
>>69286977
50/34 is the only way to go about business.
>Jens Voigt explaining why cyclists shave their legs
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>69288881
lmao
The worse for me is Rui Costa. Mostly because Lampre actually believe he can do something in 3weeks competitions (he can't, and never will), but also because if I try to talk about it with some countrymen, it's like I'm anti-patriotic. Almost like I'm badmouthing CR7.
>>69288957
>doping
>with lead balls
>>69288957
lemond was clean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Majka needs to do something. I thought he was good?
>>69289016
Isn't that obvious?
Is >speedo going to become a new meme?
>>69288995
live the 48:18 life
Oh yeah, VDB rides for Katusha now
>>69289017
makes no sense. Rui Costa is top tier for one day-one week races. Why would he ruin that by losing weight to fit in with the GC class?
>>69288970
Don’t worry, he seems to take it with humor, as always
>>69288957
>Lemond
>Doping
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>69289017
tour "lá na suissa"
>>69288995
>>69289059
>these posts
>this flag
Honestly lads, what's the biggest road climb in UK.
Just so we can all laugh at you, of course.
greg absolute madman
>>69289032
the goat even admitted to doping. lemon definitely was too.
even indurain
>being that tall and heavy
>winning 5 in a row
>clean
cmon, this sport is great but it's dirty as fuck.
NOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOU GREG
>he's not a great climber
>well fuck me in the ass then
>tfw WSL instead of TdF on TV
>>69289017
>badmouthing CR7
why not do this
>>69289046
Its not actually.
He said the number one reason is physiotherapists having an easier time and needing less oil for their massages.
He also said its A E S T H E T I C.
>Naked men
>>69289090
>he didn't watch the 2012 olympics road race
rui pls go
Van Avermaet you fucking black monkey
never show your face here again you traitor
>>69289059
shiggy diggery doo
>>69289090
Try getting up Winnats Pass or Jenkin Road with a 42/25 m8. Your legs will break.
>>69289090
Britain is more like the Ardennes. No monster climbs, but slow roads, and constantly up, down, windy, left, right. Hard riding.
>>69289101
Indurain epoch had ITT stages
>>69289130
>A E S T H E T I C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dbG4wqN0rQ
>why did you have to post this
THE MAYONNAISE IN HIS HEAD IS SPINNING
J O S E
O
S
E
>>69289151
No point in staying behind when the peloton is closing in senpai
GVA did what he had to do, I won't shed a tear for Degendt if it means Greg gets the Yellow.
>>69289156
Loads of 1km, 13% type climbs.
>>69289130
the main reason is to prevent hair root inflammation from the massages
>>69289016
>>69289130
The main reason I do it is aesthetics and the feeling of smooth legs.
Though the patrician way to go about it is to get your legs waxed, much less hassle and it lasts for much longer than a shave.
>gotye
>>69289130
also easier to put bandages on for road rash
btw why isn't froomey up the front?
>Pinot
>>69289146
>bongs btfo
>delicious manx tears because no one wants to help him win
>based kazakh
A legend
>Pinot
>>69289216
I trim it once a month, because I tend to have a lot of hair, but I don't ride.
>>69289156
They aren't that long usually but they tend to be goddamn steep.
>Cornwall
>Yorkshire
absolutely shrekts your legs.
Jesus christ just turned on the TV, the hell happened to Nibali?
>>69289062
I honestly have no idea.
But since he's smart and has wow a few TdSwiss, some people actually believe he can do something more than a top 15 (10 if we really REALLY push it) in TdF. Witch is incredibly stupid since he could build a much nicer record sticking to winning some stages and one day races.
Oh well.
>>69289152
>0.80km
>11% average
Ok, we can all start laughing now.
Have you ever even seen what the usual TdFlanders looks like?
>>69289211
no the number one reason is preventing ingrown hairs after injuries
>CGT
Kill them with fire.
>>69289260
>Pinot
>>69289271
Bloody hell, not again. Nibbles is already spent from the Giro. The only reason Vino brought him here is out of respect for that comeback he had in the Giro.
>>69289271
same dieded
>>69289233
>>69289260 (You)
>>69289298
>Pinot
>going to clear Cat 2 with 6 minutes ahead
>only 15km and a Cat 3 left
yes yes yes
>>69289250
>corrupt doperkuorov
>legend
pls
>>69289156
ride up the cornish north coast staying as close as poss to the sea. polzeath/port quinn/boscastle area 20%+ again and again and again.
>>69289314
he came to help Aru if need be
When was the last time the yellow jersey retired?
>excluding Lotto Yumbo though
>>69289322
(You)
>>69289314
he doesn't look spent -- I assume just saving himself for the big mountains ahead where he can actually help. If Aru is genuinely a chance this year, he won't get dropped here anyways
>>69289354
Yeah, that's the only reason he's here.
>>69289343
m8 Wino is the absolute GOAT.
>>69289356
I think cancellara last year
>>69289277
The average is deceptive because it starts out flat for awhile and immediately flattens out at the top. It's incredibly steep between those sections. Jenkin Road is short but is extremely steep too.
>>69289378
jan go to bed
>>69289343
> hating on based Vino
Wtf is wrong with you people, Vino was the most entertaining rider in living memory.
>>69289372
well maybe a stage victory and training for the olympics
>>69289271
>>69289271
just cruising until the 3rd week when his black voodoo magic will kick in and cause the top 30 riders to crash out making Nibali the first winner of the Double since Pantani.
>ad break
>in the last 20 km
free to air tv in this country needs to fuck off
>>69289421
Mh, the commentators here also mentioned he came here considering it's good training.
>>69289411
>more entertaining than rasmussen
Sky piss showers when?
Meanwhile, in ESPN Brasil
>quintana bluffing
>quintana climbing
>quintana attacking
We memes now.
>>69289130
>be hairy gorilla and don't shave my legs
>everyone in my cycling club makes fun of my hairy legs
>retort that they're a bunch of low-test faggits who can't grow body hair
>get castigated for being "homophobic"
>"you were over the top anon"
can't take the banter
>>69289436
up the fucking big hill too
>>69289403
tony martin last year?
>>69289405
M8, I can show you lots of 16% average climbs here.
One fucker in particular has 25% for almost 1km.
Yeah, a 34 is alright there.
Who else is /campingcar/ here?
>>69289492
they did it once in the last 5km a few months ago
>>69289521
>Dutch flags in 5 4 3...
>>69289479
porte is probably still expecting it
>>69289485
Based Robozinho
>>69289504
So? A 34 is great in any environment where you'll be doing lots of climbing. In Britain it undulates constantly and is usually quite windy. We also face steep grades with climbs that ramp up quickly at certain points. Not easy at all because it's difficult to even find a rhythm. It also depends on what kind of rider you are. If you ride with a high cadence, the easier the gears, the better. More efficient as it demands cardio as opposed to muscles, thus allowing you to ride longer, harder, and faster.
>>69289521
I wish ;_;
Hopefully no more ads in last 8km from SBS...
>>69289343
Holy shit, just saw this post. Nigger, if you hate Vino you don't know shit about cycling.
>Dat good-bye race he managed to grab gold in
Fucking hell was I ever HYPE.
>Rolland expected a Greg Van Avermaet victory
based, a true /bet/ lord
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKEMAERT
>>69289521
here m8
>650 posts
nice
Also hello!
CRASH
>>69289687
>romania
>sports
>tfw no Scanuppia stage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ5hjFksSCM
hahahaha
> "Here's big Jurgen Van Den Broeck"
thought that surely the big man had died, but of course not - gotta be consistently one of the biggest meme riders out there
>>69289732
"no"
>>69289719
H-Hello!
>>69289485
>Quintana 'attacking'
>GVA wins stage and has Yellow
>De Gendt wins combativity and Polkadot
>Jurgen Van Den Broeck not ded
>>69289700
nice nutribullet richie, good marginal gain there m8. you dont think you should have marginally gained some better puncture protection over the last 2 years no?
>>69289780
Pauwels and Gautier
GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA GVA
>>69289750
Don't you have a kangaroo to chase off your property mate?
>tfw no stages at 3600 metres above sea level
>>69289755
how is he a meme rider...
sep van marcke is a meme rider
okay GC boys, let's have some action on the final climb
You better attack, Quintana
>>69289828
>tfw no stages 20000 leagues under the sea level
Anyone knows if Yukia Arashiro is still running?
What are the arrows on the road centerline for?
>>69289825
don't you have a civilization to aspire to mate?
>>69289845
inb4 vroome vroom's
>>69289855
no, they gave him a bike this year ;^D
>>69289840
Dude VDB's the Ultimate Pepe
>>69289864
For the usual circulation.
Vino is literally the worst
Worse than Armstrong
1. doped as much
2. paid riders off
3. running the dirtiest squad in the peloton today
this corrupt fuck needs to be banned from cycling
>>69289855
Lampre Merida
>>69289872
I remember once, I posted a gypsy family in /sp/
>there was a kid naked
>i wasn't banned
>>69289890
pretty funny joke tbqh
>>69289840
please delete
>>69289864
direction to mecca
>yellow jersey not even timelisted anymore
Press F to pay respects
>>69289897
Gold Medal for Kazakhstan in London
>>69289890
>XD
I laughed, congrats.
>>69289840
Wrong. he is EXSEPTIONAL
>>69289897
Who cares about doping. He made cycling fun
>>69289901
Thanks for the information
>>69289894
anyone else agree that mollema is becoming the new VDB
>>69289937
lol
Just got back from work.
Can someone pls update me on where Sky and Tinkoff stand right now?
Sagan dropped out ages ago, I suppose.
>>69289872
At least we have more roads then you do mate.
ITT: We laugh at Tejay
>>69289905
kek probably a romanian mod and didn't understand why it was wrong
>>69289967
then you must like armstrong a lot more as he was far more entertaining to watch than that slav faggot
name one thing vino ever did that was cool to see
>>69289994
All notable people alive, excpet nibali who is cruising
Tinkoff look shit, Sky v Movistar interesting
amen
>>69289999
i am mirin those quads, vlad.
>build roads
>drive horse and cart on them
>>69289897
> Stralians and 'Murricans bitching about doping
The worst thing that happened to road cycling was Anglos getting in on it.
>>69289999
>>69290000
check'd
how many days will Greg be in yellow?
>>69289994
>15 minute breakaway
>Nibali is kill
>Sagan is kill
Peloton barely made back what they lost to the breakaway at the start.
>>69290000
poo
in
pool
>>69290046
>>69290060
Thanks family.
reminder that adam yates will win the 2016 tdf
>>69289999
>""roads"""
you have more roads than a lot of countries, shame they all link 2 places you dont want to go to, and have more craters than the fucking moon.
>>69290042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cGK25uZwpc
Confirmed for underage
Btw, Armstrong was entertaining as fuck. No hate here.
ain't nuttin gone happen
this climb looks good for a froome attack
>>69290084
not an argument
>>69290111
>flag
Not a human.
FUCK ME THAT'S NARROW
Guarantee one of the big names is down soon
>>69290089
Still better than aussies where you have dirt roads or nothing.
>>69290092
>wins an inconsequential show stage
>cool
not an argument
will froome ever not look ugly on his bike?
>this dodgy descent
sweatyman.jpg
>"""road""""
STOP BULLYING NOW
Today is for memes and based GVA.
Contador will end up in the bushes
>>69290053
2-3, depends on how he performs on col d'aspin
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>that road
I'm starting to sweat a bit
>>69290172
But mom, he started it.
grrrrreg vnavrmt
>>69290159
I'm fucking ready for >PINOT
are you too lads?
well done belgium well done
>>69290155
> inconsequential
Lel it's arguably the most prestigious and monumental stage in all cycling
>"riding himself into history"
?
/comfy/
>>69290195
Actually pronounced Vana Werchmarcht
>>69290207
Doubt he'll push anymore though.
>>69290211
HOWEVER
>>69290147
you are human trash
absolute madman
Is the world ready for Funland to win TDF?
Press F for De Gent
Good job Greg, finally a breakaway success.
>mfw Teejay is now a domestique
OH YEAH BABY
FROOME DROPPED
BASEDET
A
S
E
D
E
T
QUINTANA
>froome
goat herder making a goat move
CUNTADOR RIP
>Contaded
>Can'tador
Congratiolations Greg!
1. Quintana
2. Pinot
3. Porte
That's it bois, good tour
>vroome
>clentador
CONTADOWN
>CANTADOR
CONTADOWN
>CANTADOR
CONTADOWN
>CANTADOR
CONTADOWN
>CANTADOR
I got greg in my fantasy team.
All my friends BTFO
>too bad I thought cav was past it and lost a gazillion points there
Is-is he finished?
>>69290311
>Porte
>>69290343
> implying he hasn't been finished since eating that beef
>>69290343
inb4
>leaves race
>blames his crashes
lyl
>>69290311
vroom to win with 10min
>>69290343
>I didn't have the legs today
>I didn't had a good night sleep
>virus hit me
>I have eaten something that was bad
>>69290347
I need to keep hope
>>69290311
> porte
> 3 week race
pick one
Today is a good day.
>Countpain
froome saving energy for the final week
>>69290394
>would've been a different race if I was 100% fit
>>69290422
does your king make a speech every time GvA wins something?
>>69290212
>Lel it's arguably the most prestigious and monumental stage in all cycling
>ceremonial show stage
TOMORROW LADS
>>69290221
those changes in brightness in the forest trail had me sweating, cameraman couldn't see shit
>NIBALI IS ALIVE
>>69290465
> implying all of sports isn't ceremonial
>>69290447
Top kek
Am I the only one that hates these new tipes of """"retro"""" sunglasses?
They look even sillier with those silly """""""aero""""""" helmets.
>>69290473
Breakaway? Also are you the second Finn thats often posting in these threads?
>>69290473
comfy, breakaway might win again
>]yfw avermaet wins da tour def rance
>>69290508
>"""""""""""""""
Quit that shit nigger.
>>69290473
Do the stage backwards and it might be interesting
>>69290473
I can't bring myself to watch the flat stages. Fuck.
>>69290473
#recoveryday
>>69290473
>Vieillevie
>>69290473
I don't see that ending in anything other than mass sprint
>>69290491
that doesn't even make sense
the last stage isn't even a legit stage, its a parade up until a short crit
its a big deal for sprinters and thats it
vino is a faggot
case closed
>>69290473
Cav gets 29
>>69290535
Another one? That would be the bloody third one.
>>69290563
No, they didn’t recovered before, it was just flat stages.
Mountain to come, stop complaining.
>>69290544
>last km
ror
Wait, did Sagan finish? Think I missed him.
>é Bruno Aleixo
>a falar no rádio
http://www.rtp.pt/play/p510/aleixo-fm
>>69290522
That would be me.
>tfw there's a third Finn posting in /tdf/
>>69290556
you are attaching words like > inconsequential and > ceremonial to a sport. Sports is the very epitome of those words.
It is entertainment, and Vinokourov was the ultimate entertainer. If you aren't watching to be entertained, that's fine, I just don't get why you don't watch track cycling or golf instead.
>>69290602
Retarded group. He’ll finish a bit later
>>69290645
Ah, I see.
>>69290616
most /tdf/ posters per capita and most /tdf/ posters per countrys riders in peloton, we win again! #1 #1 #1
D'N GREG
>Oliver Naesen wins combativity
????
Froome looks to be peaking later. Hopefully the goat herder can still take it
SHUT THE FUCK UP
STOP RAPING MY BRAIN WITH YOUR NONSENSE WORD SALAD COMMENTARY
>>69290691
who is he
>>69290691
that was yesterday lad
>>69290686
Finland is a huge prison.
Like Australia
based potato
so fucking glad Martin is away from poisonous canndonale
>>69290950
>poisonous canndonale
>we will never have based Liquigas back.
I'm in tears.
celebratory Puck
Sagan just rolled in. Oh well, carried that yellow quite enough for what he can actually do.
>top three in mountain classification are all Belgians
What a time to be alive
>crash early on
>use it as an excuse for sucking
>every year
>>69291062
He beat the dog fair and square in 2014.
>>69291057
"mountain" classification
GREG
Froome was coughing and had a harsh voice, he sounds sick.
>>69291208
GREEEEEEEGGGGGG
>woke up late and only caught the jersey ceremony
>>69290771
What's not to like anon?
>>69291296
tren cough
you get a cough if you get steroids into your bloodstream instead of your muscle.
>>69291469
he's probably micro-dosing roids IV so it goes in and out of his system quicker.
im going to post this on cycling news forum to rustle some jimmies
>>69285705
What >>69285736 said except the last 4 steps are optional really.
>>69291508
Post it on the clinic so it doesn't get deleted.
>>69291508
he's probably banging a dose of growth hormone up his arse's hole as we speak
>>69291875
so shane sutton's been employed by team sky now?
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