Messi BTFO
Confirmed to being sentenced to 21 months in prison for tax fraud. Along with his father
Holy shit, its real.
http://deportes.elpais.com/deportes/2016/07/06/actualidad/1467801565_113121.html
Gas the likes race war now
JUST
And they talk about Ronaldo...
>it's real
>Sky News Newsdesk @SkyNewsBreak
>#LionelMessi and his father have been sentenced to 21 months in jail for tax fraud but won't serve a prison sentence under Spanish law
Is Spanish law pretty much he's too important to go to jail?
>suspended because it's under 2 years
he basically got away with it then
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is he, dare I say it, finished?
>>69284654
>>69284729
Prosecutors confirmed Real Madrid supporters. However, Messi will most likely be taken to a white collar prison and be separated from most, if not all, the prison occupants due to his high profile or not serve at all. Imagine you just sent Messi to prison only for him to be murdered by some die hard Valencia supporter.
>It's fucking real
H I S T O R I C A L T H R E A D
is barca this fucking big that they can charge him, but not jail him?
>>69284729
Pretty much.
Everyone else would go to jail if they did what he did.
Anyways this is not good for him.
Hitler will rise again
>no actual prison time
So what does this mean then? Can he still play football? Can he still leave the country for CL games?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Spanish football isn't shady at all
Nearly Italy tier.
memes nigger trump 2016 im a faggot
>>69284654
TOP
FUKING
KEK
>>69284791
Lucky he also has Spanish citizenship so they can't suddenly deport him in the middle of a match.
STICKY WHEN?!
>>69284729
Spanish here. I don't know the laws in other country, but in Spain it works as follows: if you don't have criminal records, you won't go to jail if you get a sentence of less than 2 years. So when there are cases like this (that is, somebody with no criminal records like Messi) the lawyers in general will be able to achieve a sentence below 24 months (kek at those cheeky 21 months).
In any case it's quite common. For regular people with everyday "normal" crimes it happens, usually judges are not assholes.
So yes, even if he is Messi and he is filthy rich, it's a common thing to go under 24 months for the first sentence.
>>69284791
Means if he does it again he will go to prison, otherwise nothing happens
BTFO
T
F
O
Looks like his record is quite... messy
>>69284841
Thanks, this is helpful
So this means he's done, right?
>>69284729
>>69284770
No. In the spanish jurisprudence the norm is usually that if you have been sentenced to prision under two years and you dont have previous sentences or criminal antecedents, you are exempt to serve in prision.
>>69284752
It`s a parole sentcense guys. you all can stop overreacting.
>Spanish court sentences Barcelona soccer star Lionel Messi to 21 months in prison, fines him 2 million euros for three tax crimes
JUST
Are you faggots aware that if the sentence is less than two years long and he has no criminal record he doesn't go to jail, right? Are you all fucking children?
>>69284866
It's just a slap on the wrist
>>69284885
>Are you all fucking children?
>Asking this on /sp/
wew what do you think, the memes are important
>>69284761
the law is equal for everyone (in theory)
no one would go to jail for this
>>69284791
it means literally nothing
he paid a fine and that's it
>>69284885
>are you aware of this weird court system in my country?
>Messi gets punished more than Hillary
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>69284885
>we are children if we don't know everything about an otherwise irrelevant country's legal system
>>69284885
how is any ''adult'' not into law or how shit works on your country going to know that manolo chill the fuck out
>>69284841
Thanks bud
>>69284885
>aren't you aware of our joke law system?
No.
Daily reminder that taxation is theft
>>69284908
>tf
>tp
>>>/apehood/
>under 24 month
>suspended sentence
>wont actually serve time
>wowitsfuckingnothing
i like TSUUUUU more but this is a fucking non story
>>69284895
>>69284906
>>69284908
>>69284917
What I mean is that if he was really going to prison everyone would be freaking out
this is literally nothing
So he misses the next game. Big deal.
>Messi's father has also been sentenced for the same period of time. Lionel fined €2m and sentences can be appealed.
>sentences can be appealed.
>sentences can be appealed.
>>69284908
>>69284917
>>69284923
Suspended sentences for first time offenders and/or small offenses are a thing in a lot of countries, not just Spain.
>>69284935
What's the point of sentencing people to prison if they don't actually go?
Fucking retarded
>>69284908
>In the United States, it is common practice for judges to hand down suspended sentences to first-time offenders who have committed a minor crime, and for prosecutors to recommend suspended sentences as part of a plea bargain. They are often given to mitigate the effect of penalties.
L E O D I D N O T H I N G W R O N G
>>69284928
>shit you beat my argument
>y-yeah his flag is wrong
Flag posting is the weakest argument you can make
>>69284949
Millions on tax fraud isnt a minor crime...
Its a discharged sentence dummies
>>69284947
You don't go to prison but's something that hangs over your head. If you commit another offense you will do time for said offense + the time from the previous suspended sentence.
>>69284947
are you all fucking manchildren?
>>69284946
it's baffling how little you know about the world
What a cunt though, what's the point in committing tax fraud when you're a multi millionaire regardless through club wages and brand endorsement?
We have something like that here too, depends on the crime, but under 2 years you probably get a fine, and suspended time. I think the ideia is to reduce prison populations to be less of a burden in the system and serve as a warning.
>>69284968
Can you fucking read Pedro?
>>69284959
a less than 2 year sentence is a minor crime
>>69284947
It just means Messi spent his get out of jail free card and needs to be careful now
>>69284946
the more you know
>>69284968
are you the same fucking guy who did the Boateng thread the other day?
APOLOGIZE TO RONALDO!!!
Would've been fun.
>>69284977
I was showing the australian your post, not answering to you, sorry
>>69284968
>getting asspained when asked about your country's legal system
Sorry I'm not an expert on the third world
>messi knows he'll be convicted
>quits NT in an attempt to soften the blow
>doesn't actually have to serve shit
>rejoins NT
messi is an autistic super criminal
>>69284984
what? no
what happened to boateng?
>>69284654
>Tsuunaldo wins again
>Suspended sentence
>>69284991
good to know australia is a third world shithole too then
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspended_sentence#Australia
>>69284991
>In Australia, suspended sentences are commonly imposed in order to alleviate the strain on overcrowded prisons. For example, an individual may be sentenced to a six-month jail term, wholly suspended for six months; if they commit any other offence during that year, the original jail term is immediately applied in addition to any other sentence.
JUST
Barcelona is finished
>>69285022
It won't have any effect unless he does it again.
>>69284907
What did you expect? She's basically the female version of Putin.
In the US, they don't even bother indicting famous people. Why is Spain so backwards?
He doesn't have to serve any time, this is just a stern warning from the Spanish government
>>69284654
JUST
ahahahaha
>stupid click bait news site that lost all their journalistic integrity tell me that Messi goes to prison
>check out /sp/ to see the banter
>find out it's a suspended sentence according to Spanish law
What a world is this where imageboards are a better news source than actual news sites.
>>69284654
HOLY SHIT
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
he did nothing wrong. taxation is criminal. fucking jews
>>69285008
>>69285010
and this is the intelligence of the average Australian
I guess that's what happens when most of your ancestors were criminals
>>69284841
Thanks legal hermano.
>>69284970
>>69284946
Same in Germany. Law student here.
>>69285010
>a country ruled and build by criminals came up with this
What a surprise
he'll be fine
>>69285061
Click baiting is an art form.
I saw an headline a few days ago that read "German Maddie found"
>>69285079
bestimmt in >marburg, Mehmet?
>Rich
>Doing tax evasion
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ONE OF US
MESSI IS NOT GOING TO SERVE PRISON TIME
>>69284841
that's... actually a pretty legit way to do that
gj Spain, 10/10 sentencing structure would pee in a cup for you
>>69285101
Uli Hoeneß did nothing wrong.
He wont go to prison because its less than 24 months
Spanish law folks
Doesn't Dani Alves still owe Spain over 1M in taxes?
>>69285107
HE STILL GOT SENTENCED
he's not going to jail, but really, what a stupid fucking piece of shit
>>69285113
Neither did Messi. Although he's going to be MVP again as in Most Valuable Prisoner.
>>69285120
SENTENCE DOES NOT MEAN SHITE
>>69285089
Haha that was in JN! I remember that one
>>69284949
>In Spain, if it's less than two years and you haven't committed other crime it's automatically probation
Are you retarded? Those are two completely different ways of doing things. Your point is stupid and you should feel bad, oh mighty legal scholar who knows all about every single country's justice system
> Make fake tax forms
> Avoid paying milions in taxes
> Get caught
> Tap on the shoulder from the judge + cosmetic sentence + "Don't do it again lad, but you're free to go"
And Spaniards wonder why their country has no economy
>>69285137
IT MEANS HE HAS CRIMINAL RECORD NOW
>>69285124
Not defending him, if you fraud, you should get punished.
But do you honestly believe Lionel Autismo Messi was doing his taxes himself? Or was even aware that his father was moving money around?
>>69285120
and now he'll have that conviction on his record. he's never going to be able to get a job after this. his life is over desu
>>69285074
Roads
>>69285154
Doesn't he need to pay back what he owes?
>>69285155
SO WHAT HE CAN STILL TRAVEL AROUND AND SHIT
Why are people so surprised that he wont spend a day in prison? I thought this was common pretty much everywhere, first time offenders serving their sentence on the outside that is, plus he is rich.
>>69285154
...it seems gabachos can't read, that law is no a exclusivity from here. Less than 2 years isn't a major crime and so he's not going to jail.
>>69285155
"""""criminal"""" nice try jewgypsy
>>69285039
MISS
>conveniently sentenced a couple months under 2 years
lel
>>69285096
Nothing wrong with Marburg.
>>69285154
>Mishandle classified information using unsecured private email server
>Get caught
>Others are convicted for much less
>Not even indicted
And Americans wonder why their country is going to complete shit
>>69285179
Well normally if you'd have a criminal record you couldnt enter countries like the USA, but since he's rich and famous, ye nothing will happen
>>69285189
No, if you evade taxes you're the jew.
Remember lelbertarian.
>>69285186
>Less than 2 years isn't a major crime and so he's not going to jail.
I can literally molest women and get sentenced for a cheeky 15 month and not go to jaill
kek nice one Spain
>>69285154
he paid back everything he had to pay
>>69285053
THANK YOU SMUG SANCHEZ
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>69285205
>I can literally molest women and get sentenced for a cheeky 15 month and not go to jaill
what makes you think you would get 15 months? If the judge thinks you have to go to jail, you will go
>>69285205
Nice reading comprehesion and nice comparison, la. Didn't expect less from chicanos
THE MESSI IS GOING TO JAIL BUT AT THE SAME TIME ISNT GO TO JAIL THREAD
2bh if i was filthy rich id do the same, fuck the country taking my money away
>>69285206
Still a shitty system. I mean, worst case they catch you and you just pay it back.
>Spain sends Messi to prison
>Catalonia says "nope get fucked"
>World war III starts
So close
>>69285074
>>69285230
2bh I will do it on Spain cause I can get a <20 month sentence and cuck their judicial system
>>69285199
Because computer-illiterate grandma > Hitler II.
>>69285232
how do you do it in Germany? I reckon it must be way better than ours
>>69284885
>Are you aware that in my shit hole country we don't have a good justice system?
No we're not but it should probably come as no surprise to us when you also have state mandated doping
>>69284654
So now that it has been officially aknowledged by the law of a sovereign country, can we say he's a literal fraud?
>>69285236
These always crack me up
My favorite is "Mind ur feet"
>>69285236
stop picking on me gypsyanon RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69284654
>sentenced for jail
>but not going to prison
what does this even mean. is he going to be on probation for the two years will be he watched by the a police figure 24/7 can he leave the country to play in tournaments
>>69285230
This is especially true for britain and socialist euros who tax 90%
>>69285253
did you know your country does the same?
>Suspended sentences
>When a court imposes a custodial sentence of between 14 days and two years (or six months in the magistrates’ court), the court may choose to suspend the sentence for up to two years. This means that the offender does not go to prison immediately, but is given the chance to stay out of trouble and to comply with up to 12 requirements set by the court.
>>69285253
Suspended sentences are also a thing in Britain fucko.
>sentenced to prison
>doesn't actually have to go to prison
What the fuck, why bother with a suspended sentence? An average joe would be forced to serve it out.
>>69285249
You can go to prison for tax fraud. See Uli Höneß (Bayern's former Manager). His fame and popularity didn't save him from prison.
>>69285265
it means nothing
just a warning, if he does it again he goes to jail
>>69285281
>>69285284
not for every single fucking court case
>>69284702
The new Argentinean Government is Jew-Friendly.
>>69285232
Indeed, game theory suggests that what Messi did was correct.
>>69285241
I look forward to her running this country into the fucking ground.
>>69285262
I like the one where the aussie says "I'll fuckin nip ya"
>>69285265
Reminder that the guy who raped children at the old Maple Leaf Gardens was sentenced to little more than two years
>>69285262
I got like 5 of these, love them
>>69285253
This is what happens when you don't know the law of your own country. You make embarrasing posts.
>>69285265
Means if he gets caught again he will serve time for suspended sentence + the new offense.
If he doesn't commit any crime he will just keep living exactly the same as before, except he now has a record. But I think suspended sentences get erased from your record after some time.
>>69285253
PART TIME DENTISTS
>>69285305
I do know the law of my country and you can go to jail for a first time offence which is what you absolute fucking down syndrome cretins fail to understand
>>69285232
>>69285249
It's pretty much the same (we copy everything from Austria/Germany). Judges never want to sentence someone to prison (unless it's something horrible like murder, child abuse etc) so people with a clean record are protected in some ways. It's the same with some pub owner, if he doesn't pay his taxes his pub gets closed until he does (and maybe some extra on what he owed). Richer people shouldn't be punished more and 1-2 years of conditional prison is fair. After all most regular people pay their taxes even though they struggle in life so it's disgusting when rich people who can, don't do it.
>>69285249
If your name is Uli Hoeneß you pay the money back, go into a 5 star prison or a year and a half, and only have to sleep in that prison. rest of the day you are free to walk around the city and even do a job.
>>69285265
It means you have a criminal record of 21months. You won't serve it because it's a non violent crime, no prior criminal record and the sentence is less than 2 years.
Next time Messi gets caught he will actually serve jail time.
For now he already paid back all his tax money plus the fine.
>>69285316
You can doesn't mean you will.
>courts conveniently give Messi only 21 months instead of tacking on three more
>>69285230
You are scum
>>69284654
LOLOLOLOLLOLLOLL
>goes to to country that provides its health treatments
>become rich off its people
>they love your art
>DONT PAY TAXES TO HELP THE COUNTRY THAT FUCKING GAVE YOU NEARLY EVERYTHING
>i know most taxes are rip offs but its spain so its obviously not going to bullshit liken the military in the usa.
>people somehow think this is okay.
>fucking sheep
EVEN IF HIS DAD IS THE ONE WHO DID ALL THIS,. HIS LITTLE AUTIST ASS SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
>>69285290
not really, law is equal for everyone in non-third world countries like yours
>>69285328
That's wholly irrelevant the point is you don't get total immunity for a first time offence provided you can negotiate the sentence down
>>69284946
>>69284968
So that's why rape by refugees is so popular in your countries.
Basically a "free rape for every new refugee" offer.
Really makes you think...
>>69285321
Uli Hoeneß did nothing wrong.
>>69285316
oh, you can here too
it depends on the judge, and the gracity of your crime
did they drop you when you were a baby?
>European "justice system"
The worst thing is :
> You steal from the government
> The government doesnt care "the first time"
Its so beautiful its like political cuckolding
>>69285290
>An average joe would be forced to serve it out.
Literally every third pub/restaurant evades taxes and none of the owners end in prison. They just pay what they owe or lose their business.
>>69285344
>i know most taxes are rip offs
I stopped reading right here
>>69285359
That's not what you 3rd world cretins were saying earlier if you actually bothered to take 2 seconds to read the comment chain you fucking moron
>>69285321
so it's the same as here then?
>>69285361
you know it's a thing in croatia too, right?
>>69285365
This.
Could you imagine everyone going to jail over this shit?
Messi just cucked Spain bahahahaha
What a shit country
>>69285194
This. It's par of the course when it comes to these things.
>>69285354
You don't either in Spain, it depends on the offense.
>>69285356
See above, also I wouldn't be surprised if Italy also has suspended sentences, it's a pretty common thing.
big corps don't pay taxes cuz they're based in ireland why does my father has to pay 78% taxes and up reeeeeee
>>69285356
are you stupid? you always go to prison for a violent crime like rape or murder, we are not scandinavia
>>69285367
LOL
I'm talking about in context of the usa, I bet you have 0 idea how the taxes ou pay are distributed.
about 60% of taxes go to bullshit things like defence and corporate subsidies.
Basically the goverment takes your money to keep the corporations alive so they can continue to enslave you
>>69285390
>You don't either in Spain, it depends on the offense.
then why didn't he say that instead of saying everyone with a prison sentence lower than 24 months gets off scot free you fucking cretin
I want to know facts not riddles
>>69285399
d-delete
>>69285392
19 out of 20 of the biggest corps in Portugal are based in Holland to pay less taxes senpai
>>69285365
> Evading a couple hundred/thousand bucks is the same as evading milions
Ok lad
>>69285392
That's what places like panama are for.. if you're rich of course
>>69285381
I know very well. That's why I said European.
>>69285370
actually, I think you have a reading comprehension problem, you can't even understand your own language
Holy shit he may not serve time, but he's literally got a criminal record now! Lel
>>69285392
at least youll never rot or die because youre poor.
>this still happens in "1st" world countries
>>69284841
so the opposite of American judges that ruin people's lives for people with no past record.
>>69285297
I think suspended sentences are more oriented towards white collar crime
>>69285410
How the fuck are Dutch taxes lower than Portugal's?
>>69285416
No the reality is you and your 3rd world fucking degenerate friends are all illiterate so you're incapable of providing clear and concise facts so instead resort to posting deliberately ambiguous statements and riddles because you haven't got the slightest clue about the situation yourself
>>69285416
Why are you so fucking angry?
>>69285405
well, because if you have done something worth of going to prison, they give you more than fucking 24 months, judges actually know the law
>>69285356
In most European countries it only works for sentences up to 2 years. So if you punch someone in the face and give him a small bruise you won't end up in prison (unless it's not your first time and it wasn't in self-defense etc). If you rape someone and you previously fought in war, got 16 medals of honor, got a Nobel prize for piece, found a cure for cancer... you will still end in prison.
>>69285405
Maybe you should look it up yourself instead of waiting to be spoonfed information on a Chinese cartoon forum.
>>69285447
I'm not angry at all, this guy, on the other hand... >>69285443
>>69285411
It literally is, same % of what they earn.
>>69285399
Hey Pablo, calm down and go help your cousins build the wall.
>>69285392
78% as in -Seventy Eight fucking percent-? what the shit?
>>69285441
Because they need the money? The US has the highest taxes on corporations on planet Earth but most lefties don't realize this and think corporations pay nothing.
>>69285458
Maybe I don't give enough of a fuck about what the judicial system is in a 3rd world country so if you want to post this irrelevant shit on this board maybe you should fill in all the details for people if you actually want them to give a fuck about your thread
>>69285447
He's a moor manlet, why wouldn't he be?
>>69285425
we're literally poor as fuck famo. we have to look at prices in the supermarket and shit. i wanna die bruh family member
>>69285468
No corporation pays the actual rate. The effective rate is ~11%.
>>69285441
Because Portugal is a socialist Hellhole...
>>69285475
You give enough of a fuck to get surprisingly angry about it on a footie board, you would have saved yourself time and blood pressure with about 30 seconds of googling shit.
>>69285468
>>69285464
you have more in common with them than us
>>69285441
it's a weird argument that we need the money ( that's true), but at the same time its suffocating businesses and the people
>>69285489
Or you could just say so yourself instead of getting mad because no one gives enough of a fuck to take the time to learn what the judicial system is in an irrelevant shit hole country that's incapable of sustaining itself
Spanish judges confirmed for buttmad penaldo fanboys.
>>69285468
Canada has very low corporate taxes but it still doesn't help attract American companies. We're also 10% of your population so that's also discouraging.
>>69285482
yeah man i know the feel, espeically since i wasnt always "poor"
only this year i became super sick so i lost everything and just live off the3 help from insurance
>having to "save" 25 dollars for the last week of food before aid comes
>i rather be a wage slave again than live like this but i cant now
pic related
>>69285488
Every single fucking thing is taxed to shit here.
I love when they come up with explanations.
>green tax
>copyright tax
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>69285405
>>69285475
>>69285505
Mad af, take your pill lad
>>69285488
In fact, Portugal is such a socialist hell hole that the tax payer is the one supporting the state which in turn supports itself and the myriad of leeching bureaucrats.
>>69285468
you do realize they all find loopholes and "legally" not pay most of that right?
>people like you actually believe what politicians say, what biased "data" says.
>you dont look around you.
>>69285518
>The bag tax
Kills me everytime
>>69285454
peace*
>>69284905
>no one would go to jail for this
Laughable. Most people would have gotten more than 2 years for that.
Reus did something equivalent in Germany when he drove for years without having a license. His sentence was just below the threshold if him getting a criminal record.
>>69284841
it's p. similar here in brazil
>>69285505
I'm not at mad at all, as you can see by the fact that I refrained from calling you a stupid idiot for this long. But of course, just as you're unable to look for basic information yourself, you're also completely incapable of common sense. That's quite tragic friendo.
>>69284943
Are you 10? Appeals are a part of every legal system, doubt they will though
What the fuck is wrong with this Britlard? Does he really think Spain and France are shitholes compared to the UK? Take a walk around Madrid, Paris and London and then we talk, la
>>69285526
The 25th of April was a mistake... we should have remained a dictatorship. The portuguese are lazy bums that only function well when told what to do.
>>69285377
Only if you are rich, famous. The average joe will be sued if he pays just one euro of taxes too late.
>/sp/
Specialists in Prison
>>69285529
they will introduce the anime tax for NEET weebs.
>>69285515
nah im literally sending your my energy get well bruh
>>69285549
>ESP - Extreme Specialists in Prison
>>69285549
well most American athletes wind up in prison for something be it drug offense or murder.
>>69285529
>529 ▶
>>>69285518
>>69285518
>>69285501
having nothing isnt fun but trust me your poor has it WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BETTER than america's poor.
stop complaining, you may never rot to death because youre poor in portugal (if you get the right help ofc, ive seen docs on your systems)
>>69285535
Law isn't basic information though is it you cretin otherwise people wouldn't have to devote years and years to learning it
>>69285549
There are probably a couple of law students (me included) here and most people know some stuff about criminal law in their countries. Also Spain judicial system and criminal law is similar to most others in Europe.
>>69285549
>/sp/ - Suspended Punishment
>>69285547
>The average joe will be sued
messi hot sued too
would the average joe go to jail?
>>69285498
That's why they speak spanish and look like angry midgets just like you, Rodriguez.
Please kill yourself, you abort.
>>69285482
you have more safety nets for poverty than the US. its totally acceptable to wind up homeless in the US. In Europe its only gypsies but here you will see any race walking down streets especially ones that connect to highways asking for change.
>>69285556
danke, das ist ein schone arsch
Im starting to get better but my career is gone and have to restart once im fine again.
HEY AT LEAST IM NOT HOMELESS OR DEAD LIKE SO MANY IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY.
>>69285482
>>69285515
be strong bros
>>69285529
We got to bring our own bags now over here
How is Spain even a country? What did they ever do in history apart from getting raped by arabs?
>>69285589
>you abort
you should start taking English classes Giuseppe
perhaps then you will stop sounding like fucking Mario
>>69285596
ty chile bro
>>69285568
As a matter of fact, something you can find out about in under a minute online is really quite basic.
>>69285526
>>69285542
Feel like reading the entire thing now, desu
>>69285612
?
You're a fucking illiterate human abort, Pablo.
As in: you, are, an, abort, Paco.
>>69285515
I managed to get out of poverty but I still keep my savings habits and always looking for deals. The only thing I truly regret is not being able to afford sports when I was younger. I look at friends who had privileged parents and got them all the way to AAA hockey, and I'm just so damn jealous.
>>69285596
Sauce
However, neither man is expected to serve time in jail.
Under the Spanish system, prison terms of under two years can be served under probation.
>>69285612
>t. Achmed Al Yusef, proud spanish citizen
Hahahah
Holy shit it's real lads!
Also Messi to Buyern is pretty much confirmed at this point, there is no professional football club in Europe more dedicated to convicts.
>>69285639
hockey is a rich kid sport here too.
>>69285632
That's fantastic news I wasn't aware that all it took to become well versed in law was to spend 1 minute searching about it on google I can't wait to start my career as a lawyer
>>69284943
>implying legal appeals are unusual
Do you know anything about anything fellow c/uk/?
