GET
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A. Griffin v. Price
RAGS:
S. Choo, RF
I. Desmond, CF
A. Beltre, 3B
R. Rua, LF
P. Fielder, DH
E. Andrus, SS
R. Odor, 2B
J. Profar, 1B
R. Chirinos, C
SOX:
M. Betts, RF
D. Pedroia, 2B
X. Bogaerts, SS
D. Ortiz, DH
H. Ramirez, 1B
J. Bradley Jr., CF
B. Holt, LF
T. Shaw, 3B
S. Leon, C
>>69275589
Checking in, let's get back on track Rangers
you forgot to put ALL-STAR next to Betts, Xander, Ortiz and JBJ
Griffin (3-0) 2.93 ERA
D. Price (8-5) 4.74 ERA
OPFF
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS
>first pitch
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
t. Red Sox fan
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDD
FUCKING WHAT THE FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fucking first pitch
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
This is suppose to be our ace
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fucking pitchng
WHAT THE
ALREADY OFF TO A GREAT START
>FIRST PITCH
>THIS
>PITCHING
i cant believe it
>Four leadoff HRs for Choo
I feel like we've seen like all of them in the past two weeks
>its a red sox give up a homerun in first innng show
I really don't get how we are so bad in the 1st. Its creepy
Somehow Farrell is to be blamed for this.
Is david price the worst signing for the red sox of all time?
>>69275750
Nah, there are def more worse ones. he's still a leader in strikeouts. I dont know why hes pitching so bad though
Someone text the duggout i pad and tell farrel to send out
closer first inning
set up man second inning
reliever third
starter in fourth
Desmond so based
this is going to be a loooooong inning...
Oh boy Price is already pissed at himself he aint gonna last more than four this game
inb4 fielder gidp
>rags faggots thinking this means anything
We'll still win. We're Boston, we always win
Bases loaded 1st inning
Now what? Carl Willis is gonna come out and say nothing useful
>only 1 out
What is up with this first inning shit iv never seen anything like ot. Why is our pitching so fucked reeeeeee
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOMBROSKI JUST GIVE THE MARLINS THE WHOLE FARM SYSTEM FOR FERNANDEZ
IM FUCKING SICK OF IT AT THIS POINT I DONT CARE
Isnt Prince Fielder a vegan?
Reminder that this cuck is making 30mil
Fucking bean him at this point.
>FIELDER
>2 FOR 14 against price
>DH
>BATTING .220
lmao nice "Designated Hitter"
batting .220 lmfao
>It's a Red Sox starter gets BTFO in the first inning episode
I wish the man in this photo was me irl tbqh
the fuck? there we no outs? my word
Would've been so mad if it was only one run from this shit
>>69275968
More like designated eater
Joe West's jowls could feed a hungry fucking nation--that piece of blubbery shit.
>>69276025
Haha wow making fun of him because he is big boned. Hehe so mature. Grow up you jerk. There's more to people than what you see on the outside. You don't know Sandoval, you're not his doctor. You don't know how healthy he is. He's a professional athlete while you sit on a computer all day. He's in perfect shape.
>>69276004
They should sign Brady for September desu
>93.7 broadcast loops a "We cannot stream the Red Sox blah blah" over internet radio
>can't listen to 93.7 over FM because fucking iPhone doesn't have an FM chip
can't believe I fell for the Apple meme
Reminder that the Rangers have played 37 games in 38 days and the team is exhausted as fuck
The ASB cant come soon enough tbwh
Why does Remy barely commentate this year? I can't deal with these meme announcers.
>>69276062
Ill let you know i am a .400 plus hitter on mlb the show
David Price is my father and my father is a complete failure of a man
Wew lad.
>>69276103
i enjoy Eckersley's pitching analysis
>>69276088
>Not scheduling a day off
Do they even play baseball
>>69276144
they had to play make up games on their days off
>>69276140
>4 STARTING RED SOX
bbbbabaaaaasssssssed
>this is early salad out there
What did he mean by this
>>69276140
e l i t e
>>69276156
They've only had one make up game so far you fat ugly cuckold
>>69276140
They announce pitching yet
I hope wright starts
>>69276204
and that shit was crucial
34 doubles, did I hear that correctly?
>>69276106
Yeah hitting 400+ on your bathroom scale
>>69276103
Remy fucking sucks. Most of the time he is talking about his tailored suits or "that time back in the day"
Eck tells it like it is
>>69276274
Delete this now u pink hat fag
>>69276264
More like hitting your moms vag 400 plus
>>69276274
I will murder you
>>69276274
God I hate women so much. They don't understand how easy their lives are but they constantly complain about it.
>>69276274
>break back to curve spin enough to make ass bigger
>push down leg fat with clothes to make ass bigger
>still have a small ass
why even try
Got a girls number today should I text her tonight or tomorrow?
>>69276274
For real tho
The rangers have the GOAT radio play by play Eric Nadel and Matt Hicks
>>69276390
Literally who
>>69276390
>rangers announcer name is Hick
Figures
This Rags pitcher looks like a literal cuck
>>69276381
>>69276325
>>69276290
that pole-smoking faggot jerry remy can kiss my fucking ass and so can you
>>69276440
I will dox u and skull fuck your mother
>>69276423
You know i was typing that up and i thought that might come up. I figured anyone would think the twice before making a completely unoriginal banter such as that
Better yourself next time man come on
>>69276440
>>69276274
He looks like a micro dicked pedo cuck
>>69276440
I will backtrace you!
>>69276554
>tripfag
>thinking about another man's cock
filtered
This game is a wash, price is fucked
My quality of life would greatly improve if I didn't have to watch Price pitch
>>69276619
Hi drapper
>>69276643
Hey pal
>>69276619
same. i want to play video games and focus on that video game but i would also like to watch this professional baseball game but it is seeming not good right now
>>69276619
I hope you eat those words like Sandoval eats Panda Express.
>>69276700
Kek
>>69276700
Same
wow this guy looks like a real ace out there
>6 (six) red sox allstars
J B J
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>we get to watch Kimbrel blow a save at the all star game
Amazing, Jbj is a god
THAT IS WHY JBJ IS AN ALLSTAR
BASED JBJ
A
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BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN
JBJBJBJ
>Kimbrel
>unironically on the All Star team
literally how
JBJ looks like Tyler The creators little brother
>Kimbrel is an all star
All star of failure
>>69276838
Blowing saves
Blowing the voters
>vasquez demoted and sent back to paw sox
;_;
idk why but i liked him
>>69276864
>>69276838
Like legit tho is every other closer in the al dog shit?
>>69276916
He'll be back as soon as Leons hot streak comes to an end dude dont worry
>>69276929
Literally every good pitcher is in the NL atm
>tantalizing curve
Who is the worst Red Sox all star of all time?
I think it might actually be Kimbrel
Come on Foggy Nelson, don't let Odor's fuck up get to you
god I'm so happy that antler shit is dead and gone
>>69276983
Nevermind, Mark Loretta somehow made the ASG in 2006
Vote for the Manlet lads
>>69277068
>you must be this tall to participate in the All-Star Game
23 individual memesters.
>two out double
what a waste
>>69277109
Heightist cunt.
Text A3 to 69269 data rates may apply
Does anyone have any insight to what Elvis has done over the offseason to justify him playing so well?
>>69277187
Nah I'd rather spend that money at Draftkings! Draftkings, the official way to annoy the shit out of everyone at South Station last summer.
>>69277197
Visited Biogenesis
which one of you jerks reported me WELL after the game was over yesterday for my post with Gary getting doubles?
>>69277197
He got some tips from the GOAT SS Edgar Renteria
>>69277250
Gary is not allowed and reportable.
You have been warned
shut up guerin shut up guerin shut up guerin shut up guerin shut up guerin shut up guerin
RETALIATE
WTF THROW THIS LOSER OUT OF HERE
>Hanley running good
Has eck even been watching this year
>>69276983
brock holt
>>69277402
delet this
wew that swing
what did he mean by this
>>69277402
Say that to my face, not online and see what happens
Apparently Joe West thinks the fans pay to come see him.
>>69276929
ned yost picked 9 fucking relievers
even then, Kimbrel probably isn't a top 9 reliever - a literal who like Dan Otero has better numbers than him
>>69277474
i think you have to kill your dad now
so how is aj griffin related to peter
douchebag on the monster cant even catch a ball.
Give paranoid nuclear war anon a cattle prob and tell him that fans who interfere are KGB agents and turn him loose at fenway.
lol wtf
Shaq pls
>>69277625
*prod
Wait what happened with the run down?
>>69277741
He hit him in the nuts.
>>69277741
He ran out of the base line.
>tfw at the point where I'm excited for a Perez game
Grand salami dubs get
Time for a grand slam
>Ramos warming up
>>69277844
>Griffin about to give up a grand slam
>Ramos warming up in the bullpen
well that'll just about do it, GG Boston, see y'all tomorrow
omfg
captcha pies
>Joe West
>>69276983
1983 carl yastrzemski
>RBI walk
o i am laffin
>still in there
that fucking ump ball holy shit. Nothing is going right at all jesus FUCK
>>69277849
please no
>>69277844
Kek you have forsaken us
>>69277906
I'd rather have a floundering AJ Griffin pitch to Ortiz than a fresh Ramos tbqh.
who named this fatass an allstar, DFA now
RETIRE NOW
PLEASE
>>69277896
If only nesn could get him. But i guess the GOAT should be shared and on a national nroadcast
>Rangers score right away and then do nothing for the rest of the game
>SP can't get even close to 6 innings
Feel like I'm seeing this a lot lately fellas. ASB when?
I can't wait until Ramos gets deported
>>69278092
>still believing in the Trump meme
Republican party died with Bush. Get over it.
>>69278115
>>69278115
Had high hopes for Chris Christie too. Guess America isn't ready for a fat president.
Watch out for Paul Ryan in '20.
ayyyyyy
Thank you stinkman
Holy fuck.
fugg not sandy bench
>another AL least player getting BTFO by Odor
Nice one Sandy
Why can'tt Leon be elite? If for just one year.
Boston pls
>kicked in the wrist
Not sure why but I'm laughing at that
Joe West "retirement" now
>Demoting VasGOAT instead of Sandy Legina
>choo ded
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>69278482
vazquez fucking blows
>muh pop times
>muh pitch framing
>muh game calling
Are we gonna win this?
Runners Left on Base: The Game
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: TONIGHT'S MVP BROUGHT TO YOU BY DUNKIN' DONUTS
>>69278681
Yes Holt will homer in 2 runs, screencap this post.
;_;
LETS GO RAGS! COME ON YOU CAN DO BROS!
>>69278844
FUCK FUCK FUCK SOMEBODY STOP THE IMPLOSION
>>69278844
All-Star break pls
>>69278779
What kind of salary does that guy make?
Diekman pls
pls don't fuck this fuck
>>69278907
A Major League umpire's starting salary is around $120,000, with the senior umps earning up to $350,000.
rags please stop it
Dubs and Diekman gets through this. Singles and >Rags choke
>>69278985
I wish we could
>>69278999
based trips of truth
good jab dykeman
>>69278999
nice
>>69278999
M E M E M A G I C
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WORK THE FUCKING COUNT HOLY SHIT
HE'S LITERALLY GOING TO GO 9
FUCK THIS SHIT
hey its all-star craig kimbrel
Wow this is great Craig is celebrating his selection by being a cuck.
Kimbrel fucking sucks if they don't have the lead.
wow some great allstar pitching right there!!!!
WAKE ME UP
Insurance runs pls
>>69279389
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
100 mph!!! allstar right there! who cares if it was a ball
pls score enough so Dyson can't >rags it up
>''''''''''''all star''''''''''''''' closer
thanks john
kimbrel seriously sucks ass
C H I R I N O S
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all star closer craig kimbrel >:)
Cant fucking wait to see him in the all star game
KIMBREL SERIOUSLY SUCKS ASS
>ALL STAR
MORE LIKE ASS STAR
Why does Jon insist on putting this cuck in non save situations
>>69279424
last digit of this post is how many runs Dyson will give up in the bottom of the 9th inning
great trade dave glad we got an all star closer
J U S T
A L L S T A R
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This Kimbrel guy is bretty gud.
We could have won this game too
>Krimble
>that big ass group of Rangers fans
Is this common in Red Sox games with the visiting team? Or the Rangers fans just the best in baseball?
>On November 13, 2015, the Padres traded Kimbrel to the Boston Red Sox in exchange for Manuel Margot, Javier Guerra, Carlos Asuaje, and Logan Allen
>TRADING 4 (four) people for this guy
s m h
The Boston Red Sox: the land of overpaid, top-dollar contracts
Rags have finally removed the curse of Kek with their formal apology
THE FINISHER :&^))))))))))))))))) xDDDDDD :_________ _ _ __DDD HE FINISHED THIS ONE (BY GIVING UP SO MANY RUNS THE RED SOX DONT HAVE A CHANCE) THE FINISHER JUST FINISHED THIS GAME :)))))) [LOL] HE FINISHED IT BY PUTTING IT OUT OF CONTENTION (HE GAVE UP FOUR RUNS AND FINISHED THIS GAME) ALL STAR CLOSER FINISH THE CRAIG KIMBREL THE FINISHER ALL STAR ::::+++++++++++++********) )))))))))))) ) ) >>>>>>>>>>>
Kimbrel, more like Crumble! ;)
Thanks u based rags
See you in the playoffs
>>69279487
To be honest I went to a Rangers-Sox game last year and there were a bunch, the Braves still have the most fans at Fenway believe it or not
>>69279511
I bet that sounded real clever in your head.
>>69279519
well duh they're the boston braves idiot
>>69279505
good post
announcers are trying to damage control how shitty kimbrel is so fucking hard
>>69279545
thanks my good guy
Reminder Koji is still straight fire the couple times he's been put in a save situation this year
I don't know which is worse: the fact that we overpaid like crazy for a broken-down NL babby closer who can't pitch in non-save situations
or the fact that he's STILL one of the best pitchers on the team even though he sucks more dick than a cheerleader after a football game
>>69279600
reminder that koji's so old he can barely register a pulse
I did not enjoy this experience.
See y'all tomorrow.
Dem red sogs ball grills.
5 runs isn't enough for Dyson
I'm scared af rn
Ortiz with the roid rage again.
>>69279637
you can't stop watching now
stay now
stay
>>69279654
don't look at my gfs dude
>>69279665
see
>>69279462
I think we'll be alright.
i-is it happening?
can Henbree take Kimbrel spots on the All Star roster? Maybe Moncada?
DYSON PLEASE
NOT AGAIN
thank you based odor
>>69279702
lol haha jeez it doesn't look likely does it
>>69279702
no
GG Boston, see you tomorrow
>Dyson didn't go full Dyson
GG Boston, see y'all tomorrow
sheesh price sucks but then did something good and the boys can't do anything for him. how 'bout some hits with men on boys?? ya sheesh you big bastards lern to hit
GG Boston
Yankees suck
gg Boston, sorry Kimbrel isn't exactly an All-Star
>>69279774
none of us thought he deserved it
>>69279762
yankees DO suck dude you are right on on this one absolutely came here to post this "yankees suck" but you already had it covered for sure 100% you are on the ball man!
