In the history of mankind, has an ugly beta loser like this ever existed to become the hero of ugly beta losers as much this guy has? Maybe that President France had recently. Anyone else?
>>69256668
why did you take a picture of your TV?
>>69256668
Nicolas Sarkozy. If you had to be reborn as him or CR7, I'd pick him but both choices suck
no he's literally the most unlikable piece of shit in existence
>do nothing at all
>bale bails you out
>do nothing at all
>ramos bails you out
>do nothing at all
>quaresma bails you out
>do nothing at all
>still appear in match previews and commercials as the guy who "carries" portugal
>keep going nothing at all
>"he just had an off game"
>>69256668
all that jelly in ur belly (cuz ur fat xD)
>>69256702
I wouldn't call Messi or Alexis a beta loser like CR7. Tears mean emotion. CR7 is too dumb to have emotion, he's like a monkey. Ever seen a monkey cry? That's Ronaldo, a monkey. Humans? They cry bc they are intelligent and real, not dumb and plastic like island monkey chimp like CR7
>>69256768
Yep
>>69256668
i just love watching him pout, sag his shoulders, and throw his arms down any fucking time someone else gets the ball while his team is on the attack.
how much of an entitled piece of shit can you be?
>>69256899
On tip toes like Portuguese do
>>69256925
Tell me about Donaldo. Why does he kick into the wall?
Deserves to have his face beaten in and pissed all over, not idolized like the Haitians and Mexicans do
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>>69257001
You sound upset
You should kill yourself
>>69256958
Good-enough lookin dudes. Don't look like ugly chimp monkeys like CR7
>>69257017
Messi sucks too. At least he isn't a disgusting Mexican guido fag like CR7
>>69257050
mad virgin is mad
the original without alexis smiling is much better to me
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>>69257080
>i-i-ill say Messi sucks too, that'll stop him
PECHO
>>69257048
I would if i was as hideous as CR7 and i am dead serious
>>69257131
i'm sure he cares about what you think
No other man has generated so much salt, tears and memes on /sp/.
>>69256899
To be fair the guards don't seem to be that tall either. Michele is clearly a monster woman and would be taller than Obongo in heels.
>>69257131
You should do it anyway. It's obvious you've no better purpose in your life.
>>69257087
Portugal is the Mexico of Europe, no?
![messi-penalty-miss-argentina-compressor-1035x480[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gbwrrIc.jpg "messi-penalty-miss-argentina-compressor-1035x480[1].jpg")
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>>69257146
Ronaldo is too dumb to think. Dude literally has the brain of a chimpanzee. Anyone that thinks otherwise has serious issues
>>69257181
That's really stupid. If you want fish caught by yourself the last place you should go is Lisbon.
There are many superior fishing spots in Alentejo.
>>69257256
here's a (You) for your effort.
>>69257216
The city of Portugal. Like Mexico, all they can do is laugh at thmselves or move to a better place
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>>69257309
dude stop.
you're embarrassing yourself .
no one cares about what you think.
4th of July , and here you are shitposting on 4chan.
stop being a bitter virgin and go play outside.
>>69257407
I'm having fun, fireworks are going off all over my neighborhood (last nite too). No piece of shits like CR7 anywhere. Came back in to get another drink. Perfect time to state with complete honesty as the good guy that CR7 and Portugal make the world a sadder place to live in, esp CR7. It's a deep, deep shame the betas love this loser so much. You should be deeply ashamed of yourselfs
>>69256668
Liriano had a shit game.
>be ronaldo
>do nothing
>win
why do bad guys always get away with it
>Amerifat being buttblasted about Ronaldo
This is getting old
