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First for >rags
8.5 GB
orioles
>blow gays
>rags
no matter how desperate, pathetic, or woeful your life gets
you will NEVER be zack hample
coming back senpaitachi
>>69229532
is there a video of him catching the ball?
/WildCard/
>>69229538
where do you get these
should I be happy or worried
>>69229524
>getting swept in 4 by the mariners
why is the 82nd airborne angry that some faggot got a ball?
>Go to ballpark
>7th inning stretch
>this comes on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpLmTAFk9LQ
>home crowd gets lit the fuck up
>implying this isn't better than the snoozefest God Bless America
>>69229545
I'm a mets fan now desu
Emmy is literal perfection
>>69229488
He is doing nothing wrong.
>>69229554
I just find pics and edit them
>>69229556
Both
>>69229536
this tbqh
>your claim to fame being you caught another guys ball
fucking faggot
>>69229566
>22-9
>rags
>>69229556
Hopefully the O's can handle the Doyers
Making it to the All-Star break with this lead intact is my barometer- over and it'll be okay, under and there might be trouble. After the break Panik will be back, Romo will come up and I think Duffy will be better?
>>69229576
I went to the opening day where she sang the national anthem. It was weird having a boner during the national anthem.
>>69229566
ONE
>>69229618
just kill me and reincarnate me as mr. met
why is she so goddamn perfect
>>69229621
MODS
>>69229621
STRIKE
>>69229615
Pence could possibly be back soon after the break too. Everybody else is even closer to being back
>>69229648
AWAY
>>69229580
I figured but where is there a cache of anime girls playing baseball?
I kinda figured I would know if there were any good series
>>69229663
TWICE
>>69229680
why would a god fill a universe with such beauty and then make it unreachable to me
>>69229631
>no more games against Seattle this year
Finally
y'all have had the O's number this season.
>>69229669
what, baseball is big in japan, there's many baseball anime. and plenty of fan art
>>69229672
>there's a W at the end on the Cards side of the chart made up of data connecting lines
>>69229751
l-lewd
>>69229751
>baseball is big in japan
pedophilia is too
>>69229751
I'm sure there's tons but I can't think of any iconic baseball manga/anime like captain tsubasa for soccer or slam dunk or prince of tennis
For a while now I've wondered why there's no shounen series with like over a thousand chapters about baseball, it's really fucking weird considering that baseball is way more popular there than any of those other sports, at least to my knowledge
>>69229765
there's actually two
>one strike away
>twice
>literally twice
>>69229791
>Rags
>>69229808
Ace of Diamond could have been, if it wasn't for that faggot Furuya ruining it.
Cross Game comes pretty close though
>>69229808
touch was huge senpai
one of the most popular anime in japan, old as fuck though. I think the problem is that they never really caught on in the west at all, probably because most of the west doesn't care about baseball I guess
Major is also pretty iconic. One outs is pretty well known also. My favorite is cross game, definitely less well known
>>69229808
>no shounen manga about baseball
(You)
>>69229808
Major is super long but I don't think it's translated
The anime is long too it's like 6+ seasons and follows him from childhood to adulthood.
>>69229860
>>69229850
>>69229847
>>69229852
clearly there is no consensus though. I guess it's not that weird that's it's so fragmented simply because of how popular the sport is but I still kinda find it weird there's no contemporary hugely popular iconic baseball series. I mean you got kids going crazy over a fucking volleyball manga now
>>69229911
god fucking damn it organize them and make their logos visible reeeeeee
>>69229917
hanaotoko is probably my favorite baseball related manga. it's the same guy who did ping pong
So wait, why does everyone hate Zack Hample?
Did he do something in particular?
>>69229917
there is consensus, just not in the west because they never became well known here. But in Japan, Touch was massive, definitely iconic. not even just an iconic baseball manga or even sports manga, just iconic.
Adachi Mitsuru wrote a ton of sports manga, mostly baseball. Touch is easily the most popular, but H2 and Cross Game are pretty big too
Major is iconic for baseball also
And Diamond Ace is the current most popular, it's still ongoing, I think about 500 chapters so far. I wouldn't say it's iconic, yet at least
>>69229984
He payed $1000 to get into a military only MLB game that was hosted at Fort Bragg today.
He then caught a ball and bragged about it on social media.
Military people are pissed about it and going apeshit on twitter.
I want weebs to leave
>>69229941
Anon your autism is showing
>>69230028
They're ok, mostly keep to themselves and come out when nothing of interest is happening, anyway.
>>69229917
There is a consensus, just not in the west
Touch was fucking enourmous back in the day.
>>69230028
>>69230099
sauce?
>>69230106
kekd
>>69230028
>Rags
Also, help me out guys, on my forum, people actually think John Oliver is funny because he's sarcastic and only because of that.
How should I reply?
>>69230140
by shutting the fuck up and not being a bitch
>>69230140
you should definitely reply with outdated /pol/ memes
>>69229984
aside from being an attention-whoring, spastic, autistic, obsessed social media nerd
>>69230106
this is one of the few shows I'll watch this season. I read the manga and it was pretty decent. This season is ass though way too much fujoshit
>>69230140
tell them that sarcasm isn't humor in the year 2016
>>69230140
>Current year
>not liking John Oliver
>>69230140
>on my forum
>>69230127
Jin-Roh, senpai. Top 5 all time animu.
>>69230158
what is it?
>>69230057
>>69230005
Sweet now I know what to watch/read
Still though, I've never really heard of any of these series being referenced to in other japanese shit. Maybe I just didn't get it, but still, if Touch was so iconic I feel like I should've heard about it.
Like when you think basketball manga or tennis manga, there's the one series that just stands out and is kind of synonymous with the topic within the whole manga/anime mediasphere. maybe I just haven't watched enough
thanks anyway weebbros
>>69230175
read the filename, senpai.
>>69230140
He was funny on the Daily Show. Never watched him after that.
>>69229917
Touch sold over 100 million comics. One of only 13 manga to do so (Slam Dunk also did).
>>69230184
>Costanza Orange
o-ok..
>>69230197
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_(manga)
Admittedly the title isn't clear from the image
>>69229488
only butthurt liberals and armyfags are mad about this
>>69230226
most people get mad at a person when he does something everyone else was not allowed to do
>>69230244
Liberalism in a nutshell
>>69230020
Why are the military dudes so butthurt?
>>69230181
I've seen Touch referenced several times, can't tell you where though. but if you've seen/read a lot I think you'll have some moments of familiarity when reading/watching touch of having seen that referenced. probably
>Touch (1985-1987) was the highest rated anime of its day (according to some sources, the highest rated anime ever aired)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_manga
only published in a 5 year span while most of the other best sellers ran for much longer
>>69230254
/pol/ logic in a nutshell
some people just use liberalism as a way to strike out at their mediocrity and the inherent hierarchy in society. kinda what /pol/tards do too
>>69230289
>inherent heiarchy
Please you words you understand, shitlib
>>69230272
because he could have given the ball to a kid or a soldier.
I find it funny how so many people can get butthurt over a ball.
>>69230254
>His country was founded on liberalism
>>Deutschland
>>69230295
lol epic dude simply epic
>>69230295
what part didn't make sense to you?
>>69230295
"Please you words"
Back to your containment board with you.
t. Alt-right thinker
>>69230285
Touch was great, but I consider Cross Game to be the author's best work.
Cross Game is just so comfy.
WHERE'S
>>69230332
non-existent
>>69229573
Because he(the guy who got the ball) doesn't give a fuck about the reason the game is happening but only cares about his baseball cred. He is a semen slurping faggot.
>>69230289
>inherent hierarchy
>in society
>liberalism
And yet this is the problem with liberalism (classical/neo-/etc, not American "liberal").
I work at a minor league park, and one of those ballhawk guys (not sure if it was Hample) showed up last year before a game and actually introduced himself to the press box.
The promo team was then instructed not to do any giveaways/t-shirt tosses/etc to his entire section for the game.
>>69230350
>Because he(the guy who got the ball) doesn't give a fuck about the reason the game is happening
You mean playing baseball?
>>69230356
>Classic Liberalism is bad
>Rags
>>69230285
oh btw, I actually don't like touch very much
one of my least favorites of Adachi's manga, H2 would probably my favorite if not for the subpar ending. Cross Game is great. Some of his other works are good too. I really like nine, though it's pretty short
the anime also is very dated, might be hard to digest
>>69230329
same
>>69230329
Nah man the last game of Touch where they play Sumi Tech is probably the best single sports manga arc of all time.
At least, in my opinion.
>>69230358
fuck ballhawks. they are cancer.
>>69230285
Funny, I've seen all the other top ten on that list referenced, but not touch.
It could be the references are subtle and if it was really that iconic you wouldn't need much for people to get the reference, what might be just a random baseball scene to me could be actually alluding to touch
>>69230358
>not to do any giveaways/t-shirt tosses/etc to his entire section for the game.
Why not just hand it to people to the ballhawk fag can't get to it?
>>69229488
>PIT:Melancon earns 24th save, Bucs sweep A's
>>69230364
Playing baseball. Yes. For military personnel and their family since, due to their voluntary service, they typically cannot attend games with their kids and family. He only wanted more attention and doesn't actually care about the game. He is a ballhawk.
>>69230356
You have completely missed the fucking point you hysterically insecure fucking retard
If your ideal is to not have a hierarchy, then you strike out at the existing one.
but of course you see one thing that doesn't align with your dogma and you cream your pants in excitement because there's an evil nasty liberal around and it's your sacred duty to put them to right
>>69230378
I've seen people dive across rows just to get a hot dog or promo ball tossed into the stands
>>69230395
Thank you for posting something baseball related
This thread is cancer
>>69230416
this entire website is cancerous you're in the wrong place friendo
>>69230412
This.
>>69230430
Yeah, but sometimes it's bearable
The whole internet is cancer in general
>>69230365
But >rag would be pro-liberalism, dingus, they're all cucked to the max by capitalism
lol, these welfare queens really stick together, even with pointless baseball games. someone literally DIED and you're at BASEBALL when its meant for MILITARY man
>>69230416
You are cancer. Suck a chode and kys
>>69230412
I meant literally handing into it them, like going up to them and putting it right in their hands, but yeah fuck people like that.
>>69230451
You are inherently cancer
Mlb.com writers took the jints #1in this week's rankings over the cubes kek
>>69230449
wdhmbt
>>69230272
because he's 38, he's a grown fucking man. he's like that co-worker who knows way too much about transformers
only his obsession affects real people in real life
>>69230400
Oilrig workers don't have it any better. They also work in dangerous conditions to secure oil for us. And they also don't get to see family for long stretches of time.
No one's hosting a fucking baseball game in the Gulf of Mexico any time soon.
>>69230400
>For military personnel and their family since, due to their voluntary service
Wait, you mean I already pay them to be the most inefficient and disastrous, chaos inducing force of fuck-up-ery in human history AND they get to go to a free fucking baseball game?
>>69229488
Someone post that webm of Cuck Hample getting bodied for a homerun ball at a recent Yankees game.
seff
>>69230519
> he said, posting from the safety of his parent's guestroom
they're gonna kick you out if you don't get a job, kid
>>69230519
take your edge back to ribbit
>>69230524
>off Ronaldo Menendez
real impressive there, Seff Smiff
>>69230519
>>69230510
kys faggots
>>69230553
mommy will never kick me out
>>69230510
They also get compensated extremely well.
>>69230524
> that location
> that line
jesus, my grimgram could have hit that out
>>69230551
>>69230553
How many years did it take to kill Osama, again? Oh, and you mean Al Qaida is still active? Wait, you mean there's an even BIGGER and WORSE Al Qaida now? And it's all because the US is a fucking homer when it comes to international politics and warfare?
>b-b-basement d-d-dweller muh freedom
WHEW lad stay fucked
>>69230510
cause you make mad fucking $$$$$$$ as a oil rig worker
>they dont get to see family for long stretches of time
they literally have 2 weeks on then 4 off, I'm pretty sure
>>69230553
>>69230564
They're right though. They're trained drones who would turn on American civilians in a second if told to. They're mercenaries. It's a job and they get paid to do it. Big whoop. The only reason I respect them is because they think they're doing the right thing
>>69230524
Ubaldo.... :/
>>69230593
> i don't understand how insurgent groups work
> i don't understand why ISIS formed
> i don't know anything about geopolitics
you're cute, kid
>>69230613
you have more edge than bismuth.
>>69230613
>implying they haven't already
American police are just Army rejects.
>>69230593
There is always going to be a new big bad. That's how humanity works. There are always men/groups trying to decimate what is for a silly dream or words written in a 3,000 year old book.
And since the rest of the world doesn't want the US butt humping the bad guys, they get to grow and expand.
>>69230638
>>69230593
Both of you are cringey as fuck desu
>>69230643
Not really edgy though honestly...having a different opinion isn't being edgy
>>69230671
> cringey as fuck
oh jesus, man. at least try
goodnight mlb
>>69230700
>>69230719
KEKED
>>69230700
>>69230719
i could fucking beat off to this
>/mlb/
>chimping out about a manchild instead of talking baseball
shiggy
Ballhawks are manchildren. Baseball games at military bases are selling >muh patriotism feels to Baby Boomers and poor southern whites. Let's end this conversation and get back to more pressing baseball concerns.
Batters should no longer be allowed to call time.
>>69230719
if i saw that chode at a game, I would do just that.
>>69230700
>>69230719
Jesus Christ what a little bitch.
>tfw get roughly one full 5 gallon bucket full of balls from catching BP balls throughout a season.
preh cool mates
>>69230744
seriously who gives a fuck
>>69230772
step it up fampai or you'll never be as cool as 38 year old Cuck Hample
>>69230749
this. i'm a scrawny manlet with no upper body strength but i would do everything in my drunken power to ensure that scumfuck didn't get a ball
>>69230802
I donate my previous season's collection to my local little league programs for them to use as practice balls each spring.
>>69230638
>>69230657
There are people alive RIGHT NOW that have never not known a single night without a bomb going off somewhere near them. There are adults that were born in an actual, physical apocalypse, and then people outside of that apocalypse wonder why when they acted like morons and MADE that apocalypse, those people consolidate and join around an apocalyptic vision to fight against the people that are responsible for it (Americans). Life isn't a god damn Shounen animu, there isn't a secret big bad waiting to come out. ISIS is a direct development the US military adventurism via the Iraq war, which as we know had literally nothing to do with al-Qaida. Which, by the way, was invented by the US military to fight the communist government of Afghanistan.
Why should I get upset about a faggot ballhawk cucking this institution?
>>69229618
If you were Mr. Met, would you let Mrs. Met fuck Mariner Moose or Slider and be called a cuck just to spend one night with emmy?
>>69230820
just kidding m8 but that is pretty cool
>>69230825
Because without the military defending us, their failures would be invading your home
:^)
>>69230825
> ISIS is a direct development the US military
adventurism via the Iraq war
incorrect, isis started as a splinter group of al qaeda and gained traction as a result of the arab spring
> Why should I get upset about a faggot ballhawk cucking this institution?
who said you had to get upset about anything? stay self-righteous though, jackass
truly the worst alumni from my school ;_; 4chan pls don't judge
>>69230838
>If you were Mr. Met, would you let Mrs. Met fuck
Mate he doesn't have a choice
>>69230855
>>69230855
DELETE THIS
>>69230855
why is southpaw such a beta
>>69230872
I think youur school's rep is intact. This guy was clearly a faggot way before he got to college.
>>69230855
Mrs. Met's pussy is so loose, it has its own strike zone.
>>69230872
Literally didn't do anything wrong desu it's a game lads
whos fans explain this
>>69230918
SAVAGE
>>69230815
>His father was write Stoo Hample
The fuck kinda name is Stoo?
>>69230926
Forgot pic
>>69230947
Posing for a picture brah
t. not whos fan
>>69230886
she could only handle this much of Stomper
http://www.strawpoll.me/10660468
>>69230988
slider is cucklike desu as well desu senpai
Hows your BP ball collection looking /mlb/?
>>69231025
>rags
is green
POTTERY
>>69231025
Oh you know I'm going multiple choice sempai-kun
>>69231027
Slider doesn't have a wife tho?
>>69231025
>ms.
THE KEKENING
>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10660493
Is Oriole Bird the most alpha mascot? He probably has the largest dick because he's black.
>>69231112
>not crazy crab
>>69231025
>not choosing all of them
>>69231172
topcuck
>>69231112
>falling for the BBC meme
simply eric
>>69230838
I would sell Ms. Met to a sex traffic ring just to have Emmy sneer at me through a shitty 150KB/s internet stream while standing in a sandstorm with blackface on
>>69231172
>Stool Hample
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=446uAS8TIC0
>>69231284
i have never been more proud
>>69231229
s-stealth emmy thread?
>>69231297
it already was bruv, look up
> zack hample will never be reviled the way steve bartman was
the universe is truly unjust
>>69231297
lemme see her nipples and butt hole or fuck off
I saved this 5 years ago, just found it in my internet folder, enjoy
Braves = ProphetofAges, hank aaron, MusTARD Buzzard, >Shaw, Dan Struggla, Husker Brave, Braves Fan62, Svenne Bog, Phils Austicman,
Marlins = MiamiWILDCAT, FloridaDawg, Jsuits
Mets = ClingingMars, ChristAlmighty, Sabresfag, blackguywitglasses, GaryKeith&Ron, Francesa, Potatoes O'Grady, LGN, Kevin Burkhardt, JackGQ, Danny Haren GOAT
Phillies = Swingforthefences, PHANATIC, Phightin Troilets, PhillyCheese, AndyReid's Stache, Flyguy, PhillyBobcat, PhiladelphiaUNION, Pat Burrell, CHUTLEY, BillCosby, Phils Goodman, Judas Kiss, Sixers gonna six, Union of Anons, Chooch51
Nats = HKK (RIP), Chris Cooley, Chunky Soup, LGN
Cubs = CB/PG, Verjesus, Toews Me Bro, turbo,
Reds = DamnWeezy, Funk Brothers, CaseKeenum, BagsFlyFree, Full Retard, Soviet Spaceman
Astros = HoustonSunshinePumper, Butt Adams
Brewers = BeerDynasty, WIScObro
Pirates = PirateCaptain, CutchHappens(McClutchen), Pittsburgh Dynasty, BaseballTTUfag, Chocolate Hitler
Part 1
>>69231426
Cards = Dr.Doak, Kobra, OMDGMHG, E (TLL), LeX,
D-Backs = Commish Red (is a fat faggot), UPTOWN , Freakshow
Rockies = UZ (RIP), nfcLegend/iloveboxxy/iamshogun,
Dodgers = DwighttheDodgerface, Ditka, Emily, RaiderNation, Fluke, Tyrone Biggums (where you been?), Kopitardashian [CHILLINGLY BASED], Rager_Laser [Mighty Matt Kemp], Kings' Cup, Mogo, theRam
Padres = WHO'S YOUR, All Things SD
Giants = Tin_Heart_Warriors, Lady Godiva, California Republic, Bay Area Pride, Awesomugha, Hansa
Yankees = sluggerbro, michael kei igawa, Naoto, Mr. Metaphor, moot?, Dave's Sunflower Seeds Box, Rocky, David Seeds Box, and TJC
White Sox = TheBroFromChicago, Blackhawks/Nucks
Blue Jays = !iN.MY.aRMs, Chief Lazy Horse, GO JAYS GO, Mordecai, Rigby, Jaysbro, mute and Ted Roger's Ghost.
Mariners = Anon 1.1
Rangers = elvis andrus, Jerry jones, tikibar_beer, angelo state, cyberdwarf, champion, Real, teXaS
>>69231426
>>69231438
I assume you have this for blocking tripfags?
>>69231438
>>69231426
Is this what cancer looks like? You missed a few that were around then btw
>>69231453
I don't remember why I had the list saved as a text file, I doubt most of these people post anymore. Its literally 5 years old
>>69231461
I know it was incomplete at the time, just figured it would be some late night lels
hey guys am i cool yet
>>69231426
jesus I miss jsuits. he used to opost all the time.
pirate captain is around right still? I havent seen mustard buzzard around in a while
>bandwagon phillie fans
>>69231510
the phillie fans made me lel the most
>>69231510
>>69231426
> Soviet Spaceman
god DAMN, i forgot about that dude entirely. i wonder what ever happened to him
http://www.strawpoll.me/10660634
>>69229488
are people really mad over this? a vet made $1000 extra, what's the problem?
>>69231559
limpdick hample represents everything wrong with obsessive "fan" behavior
>>69231559
>believing that damage control from Cuck Hample
He probably was afraid he wouldn't make it out of Fort Bragg unless he made up a story.
>>69231438
>Emily
This was the 80 IQ obnoxious tranny from Hawaii bandwagoning all California teams right? Literally the most cancerous trip to ever grace /sp/
>>69229556
>Doyers with Kershit on DL with bad back
>Jints with 3 reliable starting pitchers
>The roster is a freaking rotating door of a lineup
Eh....could be worst and the jints having an up and down season is so normal now. I would think jints fan be used to it by now. As long as the Giants are ahead of the doyers it all good.
>>69231652
more cancerous than DG?
>>69231426
>all those phillies trips
LOL
>>69231671
Yeah. Literally half the posts was DONT HIT ON ME SILLY BOYS tier trash and outdated /k/ memes ("""she""" was hated on /k/ too)
Lady Godiva was also a monumental faggot but at least amusing with his annual 49ers delusion
>>69231590
>damage control
no the $1000 is literally in the tinder profile that is the OP pic
>>69231559
>>69231709
Fuck off, Zack.
>>69231709
>believing a tinder profile
>>69231667
Peavy has been much better than Samardzija lately and is always great in the second half of the season. He has a 2.41 ERA in his last 7 starts. Suarez has also been great filling in for Cain
these percentages change way too much from game-to-game. 3 straight wins increase the odds by 10%? that's wack /mlb/
>>69231758
> i don't understand what probability means
I don't know what it is about baseball that attracts limp wristed beta cuckolds and terminal autists. Football is for normies, basketball is for dindus and baseball is for those skinny balding cucks with glasses who never talked to a woman and still pee their pants at 30.
>>69231758
But the Mariners won 4 straight.
>>69231776
Why do you have to be such a faggot?
Here's your (You) you desperately crave. Keep your projections to yourself please
>>69231780
i love how the marlins have cucked rodney out of a couple of million by having him as the set up guy
>>69231776
>baseball is for those skinny balding cucks with glasses who never talked to a woman and still pee their pants at 30.
Should be the tagline for the next thread.
>>69231776
Man I only piss my pants when I get blacked out
>>69229538
what filter is senpaitachi?
>>69231776
I'll play this game too!
Soccer is for Europhilic SJWs and hockey is for meme spouting man children.
See? Projection is fun init?
>>69231875
baka desu senpai
>>69231875
It's the filter that happens when you type senpaitachi
>>69230857
>incorrect, isis started as a splinter group of al qaeda
I'm not that guy but you truly can't be this ignorant
Isis has been caught dealing with Israelis and American vassal groups
They're literally another American made group used to push policies at home and away
We are still hovering over Syria because of them
>>69231875
desu senpai baka
>>69231894
lol so you know this but the international community doesn't?
ok, dude
>>69231875
i've never figured this out either. baka desu senpai
>>69231726
>>69231742
look, he got in somehow. one vet out there apparently didn't think it was egregious to resale the ticket, so I don't see the point in getting worked up over it
>>69231887
i know what those filteres are, i just dont know what senpaitachi means. people say that every once in a while and im assuming its a filter
>>69231912
FUCK OFF ZACK
>>69231922
I wonder too senpantuala
>>69231909
>the international community of states cooperating with US.
>>69231912
APOLGIZE ZACK
>>69231922
>>69231910
>>69231939
baka baka baka baka baka baka
baka baka baka baka baka baka
baka baka baka baka baka baka
>>69231884
You're not wrong about soccer, but hockey fans being memelords is an exclusively /sp/ thing.
>>69231912
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
>>69231776
Actually that's >divegrass, but nice try proxy
>>69231912
SAY SORRY ZACK
>>69231894
You're confusing ISIS with FSA. FSA are more or less just American lackeys while ISIS is an unguided missile and more of a grassroots thing.
>>69231912
APOLOGIZE
>>69231942
that's...that's literally what you're saying is happening
if what you purport was true, the entire globe would be jumping down our throat
>>69231912
ZACHARY SAY YOU'RE SORRY
apologize to my digits faggots
>>69231912
APOLOGIZE TO THE MILITARY ZACK
>>69232001
>01
SAY SORRY TO DUBS
>rags
>cuck hample
everybody please apologize to this thread
>military welfare queens getting triggered the fuck out by some beta autist
nothing you EVER do in your ENTIRE LIFE will EVER be half this pathetic
>>69232099
no need for jealousy tbdesu fampai
>>69232099
Not true unfortunately :/
>>69232099
he gave $1000 to a veteran though.
he's a grade a cuck, but that Vet got pretty lucky.
>>69232099
I made thousands of post on this site. that is fucking pathetic
>>69232109
lol are you nearly 40, childless, and clinging to a desperate claim to self-serving fame?
>>69232124
you would have to make millions of posts after age 35 to come close to how sick and pitiful this sperglord is
>>69229488
If MLB banned him for this (which they won't) he'd probably kill himself
APOLOGIZE TO US RIGHT NOW ZACHARY
>>69232128
Nah, but I've done individual things that are more pathetic probably
>>69232170
nothing you've done even approaches this strata of vanity and lechery
>Marlins Man using this as an opportunity to self-promote just because he didn't find a way to weasel into the game
Almost as bad to be quite honest.
>>69232207
But Marlins Man did nothing wrong and is just helping to wipe out this smear on the MLB franchise
all this talk about ballhawking and Ive never even caught a foul ball
>>69232207
they're both self-obsessed scumfucks
>>69232239
Ive caught a whole 1.
>>69232207
what did he do?
God he is a fucking obnoxious douche. seriously how much of an attention whore can you be going all over the place with the same neon orange marlins jersey
>be named Zach
>share a name with this obvious cuck
>be vet in pennsylvania
>win lottery for ticket at fort bragg
>some autist offers me $1000 if I let him come with me
>buy round trip airfare for under $300 thanks to my military discount
>get $700 to watch a baseball game and people are mad at that kid, not me
>mfw
Planning notice:
The Reds are scheduled to break the single-season HR allowed record on Sept 9th at PNC Park.
Get your tix now.
>>69231776
It's true.
>Zack Hample
>Marlins Man
>>69232239
Have any of you guys seen ballhawk boy at a game? He was at Yankee Stadium on May 26th when they played the Blue Jays. Dude was running to get to the left field seats when someone came up for batting practice.
>>69232294
but that would mean having to go to ohio
>>69232310
>PNC Park
>Ohio
I live in NYC. Im inclined to reach out to him and invite him to a game. Brown nose him and be like "dude your so good man i'd love for you to teach me a thing or two". Then once at the game
>first ball comes towards us
>intentionally swat it out of his reach
>"aww shit man sorry i told u i have no luck"
>second ball comes towards us
>hip check him so he misses again
>"damn man sorry again"
>third ball
>full on swat it out of his hands after he catches it
>"DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>full on grin as i prevent him from catching any ball that day
>see him rage so hard he turns red
>mfw
>>69232259
He's also retweeting anyone giving him "respect" just for not going as if it's some grand sacrifice.
>>69232320
wew, Im retarded
>>69232307
No, but as a season ticket holder to my team I have identified the ballhawks at my stadium
>>69232310
>Pittsburgh is in Ohio
You're too retarded to breed
>>69232321
if you manage to "accidentally" spill a beer on him i will unironically pay for the entire encounter
>>69232348
> fig. 1: how you know you've wasted your life
>>69232269
>be named Pablo
>everyone always telling me to build a wall or to go back
>>69232348
Manfred needs to do something about this shit.
>>69232294
fug. i'm a reds fan headed to PNC august 4th and 5th, would be hilarious to see that record broken in person, no joke
>>69232360
> establishes youth initiatives
> hosts games in cuba and on a military base
> kicks marlins mongo and shample out of all games forever
would solidify his GOAT commish status t.b.h.
>>69232357
You're okay to me famm :)
>>69232379
>going to cuba was a good thing
pls.
also whats the point of ball hawking? you cant get much monetary value from it unless you happen to get a home run ball
>>69232401
It was. It was just done at the wrong time because it was the same day as Brussels. Everyone knows that. That, and Cuba doesn't deserve to be the communist shithole it has been for years.
Ball hawking is what grown manchildren like that Shample cuckboi faggots do. I take my little cousin to some games and if I get anything good, he gets it. Caught a foul ball and the first thing I did was give the kid the ball. Also got Kyle Seager's autograph and gave the ball to a kid who really wanted it.
>>69232401
> going to cuba was a good thing
it genuinely was. sure, the defectors didn't like it, but it served a legitimate political purpose as a "bigger man" move
> also whats the point of ball hawking?
self-serving obsessive vanity. shample is a loathsome husk of a human being
>>69232456
To be honest the US should just invade and annex the shit out of Cuba instead of trying to act friendly with them. We weren't this beta when it came to invading countries in the 19th century and Cuba should be American soil anyway.
>>69232456
The look on a kid's face when you hand them the line drive you just hauled in
Feels pretty good man.
>.@Marlins_Man you are my hero. I wish I could go to as many games as you do! Unlike @zack_hample you go to games to enjoy them not for fame!
jesus fucking christ the delusion
>>69232480
this. last year i got a pregame handout hat that this little three year old dude couldn't get because his mom was late to the game
i'm 26 so i don't need a fucking souvenir from a major league baseball game, and i'm not autistic so i gave it to him. mom was happy, kid was ELATED, and i was fine because guess what, i'm not an aspergers-ridden fuckboy
>>69229535
i dont get it what is so cringy about showing off a foul ball
>>69232475
Uh no. Pretty sure doing that would get us in trouble with Russia. And that's the last thing we want considering service is mandatory if we ever get into war.
You want that though? Fine with me. Just say goodbye to posting on 4chan then.
>>69232480
One of those games I went to at the Kingdome as a kid was when some guy caught a foul and gave it to me because I was the closest kid he could find. Felt like after that, that's how it should be done. You already had your childhood, let the kid have a great one ahead.
>>69232521
it was a game meant for military and their families. this guy bought his way in.
>>69232522
>with Russia
This isn't the 60s, faggot. Cuba should be American, period. We conquered it fair and square in the Spanish-American war.
>>69232513
Did the mom suck you off in the restrooms?
>>69232513
Mariners were doing a charity thing selling grab bags with random autographs last weekend. Bought one and got a Cano ball, already have a ball signed by Cano at home, handed it to a kid near me whose mom said he couldn't buy one. the look on his and his mom's face was fantastic.
>>69232522
Me too senpai, I had someone hand me a ball at my first game at the Kingdome. I'll never forget how good that felt, and I see the same look on a kid's face when I get the chance to pass on a BP ball that bounces to me.
>>69232521
The dude basically entered a game he ain't allowed to attend because he wanted that fucking ball. It's fucking selfish and vain.
>>69232539
The only thing people should be outraged over is that they wasted that much money for people already on the government welfare for 1 fucking game
Is Hample living the life or what?
>The foremost collector of baseball memorabilia on the planet.
>Wrote 3 baseball books.
>38 but looks 20.
>Tirelessly raises money for charity.
>Holds the World Record for catching a baseball dropped from the highest altitude.
>Holds the Breakout and Arkanoid World Records.
>Bachelor, and probably drowns in it every night from his celebrity appearances on the Tonight Show.
How can it get better, bros?
>>69232601
Literally none of this is true
>>69232568
Did the mom suck you off in the restrooms?
>>69232610
No but she hugged me and told me my parent's should be proud of me
>>69232601
ZACH PLEASE GO TO BED
>>69232607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPQqCs0eZT4
https://recordsetter.com/world-record/completion-tournament-arkanoid-arcade/22459
>>69232521
> what is so cringy about showing off a foul ball
nothing, if you're 13 and sending snapchats to your friends. this is a GROWN MAN WHO IS NEARLY FORTY YEARS OLD
>>69232631
>wearing catcher gear
Record shouldn't count desu senpai
>>69232601
APOLOGIZE ZACK
>>69232631
Oh this guy definitely posts in /mlb/
>>69232631
Literally nothing impressive about this. Looks like typical mind numbing outfielder drills done thousands upon thousands of times before your average baseball player reaches high school.
And the fucking pussy is wearing catcher's gear for it too.
>>69232645
i love baseball its cool
>>69232601
>38 but looks 20.
This is not a good thing. Women look worse with age but men look better.
Based Zack.
you guys really have to contain your jealousy, it's unbecoming
just because you've never caught any massive milestone home runs or hold any baseball records doesn't mean that the countless hours of your life you've spent just watching baseball life is pointless, it's just entertainment senpaitachi
>>69232708
I could literally hire a helicopter to fly 1,100 feet up and drop a ball to break his record. Would probably cost like $700
>>69232701
somebody play FBI and find a pic of his gf. Im on mobile right now
>>69232708
> any baseball records
lol
>>69232725
You can probably find a picture of his left hand on his twitter account.
>>69232708
Honestly, the dude's a bit of a douche and weirdo I guess, but letting him get you so mad over something so trivial is pretty embarrassing too. People do and collect all kinds of dumb pointless shit and this is what he wants to do. Who really cares
>>69232725
back to >>>/b/
Baseball superfan ranking:
>Zack Hample
>MandaGator (129K tweets, 90% about the Rays)
>MarlinsMan
why are boreball fans so insecure about everything?
Why are basement dwelling manchildren on 4chan hating on this guy? I mean, at least he doesn't look like a fedora tipping atheist brony who only follows MLS because it's "hip."
>>69232774
FIGHT
AND
WIN
>>69232737
> People do and collect all kinds of dumb pointless shit and this is what he wants to do
that's all well and good until it starts affecting other people. there's a comfortable space between "this is a thing i enjoy" and "I NEED TO HAVE THIS FUCKING EXPERIENCE OR MY LIFE IS WORTHLESS"
My dad went to a Giants game in '74 where the attendance was under 800
>>69232786
There was a Marlins game a few years ago that grossed like 250 people
there was an orioles game some time ago that had a handful of people, max
>>69232786
>ywn freeze on a foggy and windy night at Candlestick park with a bunch of drunk psycho fans
Feels bad man. I went to Candlestick for a niners game but never got to say a baseball game there
>>69232783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sRocdJL99M
I literally can't stand sharing the same city with these faggots. There's a reason I don't watch divegrass. Half of the ""fans"" here are plastic and aren't even from Seattle to begin with. If you watch the video, you'll instantly find obvious stereotypes if you look carefully enough.
And the game is just boring as hell itself where nothing happens unless some team fucks something up on defense. I think I've fallen asleep watching soccer once. I don't know why people like it here. Maybe it's a European thing because of tradition but it's just not right here.
I dunno. As bad as the Tribe was back in the '70s and '80s, then always had 3000 diehards that would show up.
>>69232847
>that image
fuck off. you guys just won a fucking WS a couple years ago. eat shit
why do those images exist? you dont understand pain. you dont understand failure. you're not a cubs fan, you're not an indians fan, you're not a padres fan
i hope you get cancer and you die. unironincally
fuck you, fuck your offspring, fuck them too
>>69232847
*to see
>>69232880
They exist for situations like my post that have nothing to do with recent team success
Fuck you faggot. Kiss the rings and go fuck yourself
>>69232896
Solid 7 desu
>Rags posting spotted on other boards
I don't even think /hoc/ has done that.
>>69232896
how old is she
>>69232896
> neo-brooklynite in a fedora
literally could not make it up
>>69232896
she likes anal, anyway
>>69232922
it's an old gf and idk i just googled for it
more recent gf but not sure if it's his current
>>69232941
>girl
>>69232940
not a chance in the world that she does buttstuff, my dude. she reads proust and tells you about refugee movements
>>69232941
>gf
>>69232941
> you will never be nearly 40 and pursuing meaningless superficialities
feels pretty good t.b.h.
>Zack Hample @zack_hample Jun 19
>Hey, @AROD, happy one-year anniversary of your 3,000th hit. Please say "hello" to the ball for me.
This guy is a faggot and needs to die.
>>69232949
>>69232956
kek ok his qt trap gf
http://zackhample.mlblogs.com/2013/06/30/62813-at-citi-field/
>>69232941
god, i thought i was a sad case
>>69232981
>inb4 ichiro somehow hits a home run for his 3000th and this guy catches it
>yfw ichiro hits a ball down the line fair and this faggot reaches over and grabs it anyway
even he wouldn't do this would he
>>69232983
>>69232941
okay, this one will do anal
>>69232896
fukin kek the fedora
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>69232941
>rat tail
>>69233018
>boipussi
well it is """her""" only option
>>69232905
>>69233007
>my teams havent had recent wins
this is why i hate sports
fuck you
get gassed faggot
JUST
U
S
T
>>69233035
You sound mad
Maybe if I could just say I would have liked to see the Giants at Candlestick without someone sperging out and telling me they want my kids to die I wouldn't be posting anymore
Ass mad bitch :^)
>>69233070
>>69233100
here's the thing: i dont give a shit about the giants winning
whats really fucking stupid is you pretending to know what pain feels. like this:
>>69232847
you have no idea. i hate faggots like you, and the pats, and the bruins, with your faggot bullshit images. all these successful teams frogposting because youve lost
you dont understand losing. you dont understand pain
when ww3 breaks out and russia nukes you, i'll laugh from my bunker. because fuck you,
fuck you
>>69233048
i wonder if he is an avid dave matthews band concertgoer as well
>>69233171
It's the obsessed with Boston faggot kys
>>69233175
a soul patch and a fedora...take a fucking guess
>>69233171
...so because my team has had recent success...I don't know pain or failure.....you're obviously autistic if you take the image that seriously and can't figure out that it just represents that I wish I could've seen the Giants where Mays, McCovey, Marichal, young Bonds, all played. Your image also doesn't make much sense for what you posted so it seems you have a hard time expressing yourself. It's just sports you fucking retard, lighten up you complete and utter piece of shit
>>69233171
russie nukes us, we nuke the world. enjoy 30+ years of jacking off underground
>>69233268
ill just play fallout 4 and prepare for my life after the nukes
>>69233171
>tfw only 3 World Series in past 6 years
>tfw only in first by 5 games
>>69233070
>>69233100
>>69233140
>tfw none were at home
>>69232983
http://zackhample.mlblogs.com/2015/07/26/lisa-ann-and-a-rods-3000th-hit/
https://twitter.com/queerity
Trap status: confirmed
Apologize.
>>69233356
So a skinny fedora cuckwad who dates a beat up tranny and makes a living stealing balls in a stadium is somehow an admirable person, got it.
>>69233356
>Here’s Lisa holding the ball . . .
>>69233518
>>69233518
>>69233356
>taking the ball sightseeing
holy fuck im in tears
>>69233586
She looks thrilled
>>69233587
http://zackhample.mlblogs.com/2015/07/18/7315-at-yankee-stadium/
There's a long ass post documenting him giving it back to A-Rod too.
>>69233586
she looks milf tier qt here 2bh
>>69233669
is it wrong that i know she's a porn star that takes more dick than indian women alone, and i'd still want to fuck her?
>>69233696
no just make sure you wear a rubber, maybe 2
http://zackhample.mlblogs.com/2005/05/15/the-hample-jinx/
>putting a curse on wild thing
>taking pleasure in him receiving death threats
you can't make this shit up
>>69229488
I guess Zach shouldn't have Bragged so much
>>69232847
Fuck man. I only made it to one game at the stick, my dad took me when I was like 4 the season before they moved to PacBell.
I remember Mike Piazza hit a grand slam, also our seats sucked and I got pissy so we left in like the 6th.
Wish I could go back and slap my dumb ass.
>>69233726
>he actually drew himself giving the "jinx"
>with wavy lines coming out of his hands
>went to probably a doxen games before hitting puberty
>tfw no one ever gave you a foul ball
>tfw still never caught one to this day
>>69232923
Faggot above his shoulder def posts here
>>69233171
>people being sad about their successful teams not winning
i literally unironically hope you all fucking suffer a horrible fucking death
>>69233852
That's not even what my post was about though
Fuck you guys are stupid
>>69233843
http://zackhample.mlblogs.com/2012/06/20/61912-at-yankee-stadium/
will Q make the all star game, will he finally be noticed by senpai???
he's on pace to reach 10 wins also, not recently though
>>69233800
>that based feel when you caught a line drive 3rd baseline with your old catchers mit at 11 before it hit your dad right in the face
>that pride
>that bounding
>>69233902
Every team gets a rep so maybe? The manager is Yost though I would count on him doing something stupid.
>>69233942
Chris Sale
>>69233966
Yeah, probably only will be him from the whos.
USA
S
A
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREATEST NATION IN THE FUCKING WORLD
YUROMUSLIMS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>69233800
>tfw your lone foul ball catch was n TV and the announcers talked about it for 5 minutes
>>69233982
but muh Q
>>69234027
nice catch m8
>>69234047
>The manager is Yost
WAR is too complicated of a stat for him. He probably sees a 6-8 record and thinks Q is shitty.
>>69234047
They should both get in honestly. I was just pointing out that saying each team needing a representative isn't what would get him in because Sale would get in over him
>>69234073
he struggles against the royals too
>>69234055
thx m8y
>>69234092
Every player on our team struggles against the Royals.
>>69234092
That hurts even more since I doubt Yost watches any other games regularly.
>>69231438
>tikibar_beer
hmmmm
i wonder if people were >rags'ing tiki back then
>>69234122
5 years ago was the ">One strike away" season
I believe
how many starters usually go, like 7?
Based Q will make it
maybe the tigers can rough up salazar a bit today and Sale can start it
>>69234100
not Danks
>>69234149
He's not on the team
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/10/sports/international/japan-baseball-teach-africa.html?_r=0
Post yfw mlb is 25% African in 2050
>>69234157
he's on the team in my heart
>>69234164
Based japs, I think
game spreading is good I guess, but niggers
also I doubt they'll ever get their shit together
>>69234164
It's a pretty good program to learn from. The Japanese youth baseball program is probably the best in the world.
what the FUCK
they have awards for this shit?!?!!
MANFRED PLS DO SOMETHING
http://www.mygameballs.com/home?action=showarticle&article_id=314
>>69234197
you're right, it has to be incredible to make asians any good at any sport
>>69234200
wew
>>69234207
asians are no different than white people at sports, except possibly less emphasis on strength and more on speed/agility
neither are african-tier
>>69234207
Just look at the Little League world series.
Their little league teams are practicing 6 days a week and playing together from 2nd-6th grade.
>>69234200
http://www.mygameballs.com/home?action=getawardwinners
yfw he's won it 3 different years
>>69234244
And they can barely compete against one specific US little league when they have the whole country's best players on one team
>>69234262
>http://www.mygameballs.com/home?action=getawardwinners
>>69234200
Those grown men must really love small white balls
>>69234027
Dream catch. I've been on tv for a couple close calls, and all of the like 6 times I've seen a ball within a section of me were within the last 4 years. Just worried someone will demand I give my first catch to their nosepicking 4 year old
>you will NEVER be as good of a ballhawk as zack "the jackhammer" hample
why even live, /mlb/ bros
>>69234217
nah, they're clearly not great at sports, just meme shit like ping pong, badminton, gymnastics, diving, all played by smaller more agile guys. And lower weight classes of many martial arts and wrestling.
and if anything they have more focus on strength, they wreck weightlifting at the olympics. And they certainly haven't produced anything on the track, other than the short track ice I guess
>>69234327
feels bad. what is even the point of wasting so much of my life on baseball
not sure why I go on desu
>>69234286
>Barely compete
> 10 LLWS titles
The only reason international teams don't have more wins (Japan 10, Taiwan 17) is because the tournament is stupidly, laughably, embarrassingly weighted in the US' favor. Half the bracket is the international teams. All non US teams compete for 1 finals spot. The other half is all US teams, all the American teams get to compete for a guaranteed finals spot.
To put it in simple terms: The LLWS is suppose to be an international youth baseball tournament, but the USA gets a 100% guaranteed birth into the finals, while all other countries have to fight each other for the 2nd spot.
>>69234322
That ball is the only ball I've ever had come near me during a game. I just got extremely lucky that I happened to catch it.
>>69234377
oh boo hoo
sucks to not be born in the greatest country that has ever existed on the face of the earth innit
>>69234377
yeah it's rigged
>>69234286
>when they have the whole country's best players on one team
they don't though
wouldn't doubt if their top little league teams recruited from a very large area though, like those chicago nigs a couple years ago but worse
I don't know about the past either, they might have just been the best of the best
also >>69234377
but also those asian fucks probably use teams full of kids that are over age, nobody can tell because asians are tiny and all look the same, but still huge difference in physical development between a 12 year old and a 14 or 15 year old
>>69234377
Yeah, because it's one little league against whole fucking countries idiot
>>69234421
Nippon little league actually has a national tournament, the winner of said tourney is the team that goes to Williamsport.
>>69234415
This the totally wrong attitude, the LLWS is a massive failure to grow the sport internationally because it's so heavily favored to the US.
>>69234428
No, it's facing teams that won their own national tournament to advance to the LLWS. Countries don't put together their best all star team of 12 year olds to try and dethrone the big bad USA. Its literally a local all star team that just happened to keep winning.
>>69230308
Soldiers truly are the most entitled Jesus Christ
Are the Braves good yet?
The problem with Zack Hample is that he does what he does in the first place.
When you were a little kid, wouldn't you rather be the one to catch the ball, rather than have some bald man-child elbow you out of the way, then have the man-child give it to you?
So he gives some of the baseballs to little kids, so what? If he didn't catch them, 100% of them would go into the stands anyway, I don't get how he is seen as charitable.
It's like convincing someone about to give money to charity to give YOU the money first and then YOU give it to charity. Do people fall for this scam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvgyaXF6q68
>minute 4:35
this guy is literal cancer and needs to be banned.
>>69234598
>watched the entire video to see what this guy is about
>caught literally 0 on the fly
i was wrong. There are bigger douchebags then the guys working at TMZ
>>69234471
>the LLWS is a massive failure to grow the sport internationally because it's so heavily favored to the US
Because who the fuck wants to grow the sport internationally? The good thing about baseball is that it literally doesn't attract globalist hipsters and it should remain this way desu. Last thing we need is plastics following the sport like it's done with divegrass and apehoop.
Besides, the World Baseball Classic and WBSC Championship aren't exactly rigged towards America so try harder, Reddit cuck
>>69234656
redpill me on baseball. is baseball degenerate?
>>69234149
Salazar probably isn't starting regardless of what happens today, which I'm fine with as long as he's selected.
>>69234656
Wow, what a horrible attitude. Growing the sport internationally would increase youth interest thereby increasing the talent pool that MLB has to draw upon. It helps everyone.
>>69234694
I don't think people realize yet just what effect opening up cuba is going to have
Get ready to have 2-3 less americans per team
The last Tribe pitcher to make the All Star team was Masterson in 2013.
>>69234706
Fans won't care as long as their team is winning.
>>69234684
Missing the point. It's more or less the fact that baseball already has an international success, just not around the world, and it doesn't have to. Sorry if I made it sound too /pol/
>>69234694
The international talent pool is already fine the way it is. These countries that they come from have baseball as their first and foremost sport. You know how hard it is to do where soccer dominates? Yeah good luck trying to get people interested.
>>69234706
those fucking names make me laugh
>Thomas becomes Jomass
>Michael becomes MiiKayell
>Jonathan becomes Yionatan
>>69234694
Wow wtf I hate the little league World Series now
>>69234706
tbf not all Cubans have succeeded in the bigs
Alex Guerrero/Hector Olivera/Odrisamer Despaigne
>>69234765
Because...?
>>69234694
MLB is already full of Dominicans, Cubans and whatever the fuck, why do you want baseball to grow internationally?
>mfw your team doesn't have the next hunter pence
>>69234710
Kluber should've been in for 2014 but for some stupid reason Farrell didn't select Sale and they had to go up against each other for the Final Vote. No arguments with Sale being voted in but no way should it have taken that for him to be on the roster.
Salazar leads the AL in ERA going into today >>69234047, which I would hope is a basic enough stat for Yost to comprehend.
>>69234783
Why wouldn't you? I want to see my favorite sport loved and played globally as much as I love it.
>>69234819
Fuck that, this retarded inbred will never be Pence
>>69234859
it's funny because pence looks like a retarded inbred
>>69234880
Inbred maybe, but not that glossy eyed mentally retarded Wyoming look that that guy has
>>69234902
You are so mad right now
>>69234854
It already is though.
Just leave it the way it is. It's fine. I honestly like the international success it has, but there's no need to push it like the way you want it.
>>69234919
Nah, best of luck to him
>>69234848
Reminder that John "my cancerous existence manifested itself in physical form" Farrell not only skipped over Kluber during pitcher selections, when given a chance to name a replacement due to injury he picked Fernando fucking Rodney
For comparison at the break
Kluber: 9-6, 3.01 ERA as a starter, 1 CG, 4 10+ strikeout games, 142 total Ks
Rodney: 1-3, 2.39 ERA, 18 saves, 2 blown, not even 27 IP
You get to name a replacement and you pick a reliever who wasn't good enough to make the cut the first time?
>>69234962
>Not wanting baseball to be the #1 sport in the world
>>69235274
It already is in my book though.
And that's all that matters.
>>69235996
>racist
U wot m8
Do you think everyone outside of America is non white or some shit?
>fans of other teams spend more posts in this general talking about the Rangers than they do their own teams
Really makes you think
>>69236057
>rags
>>69236057
>rags
>>69236057
>rags
>>69236171
As you wish
aaaannnndddd
New thread
>>69236264
>>69236264
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>>69236264
I used to be a Yankees fan but the mets are winning, so I'm now a #mestfan
