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TEX: Rangers poised for a spectacular season
MIA:Realmuto has jack and a bag to lead Marlins
MLW:Brewers purchase Will Middlebrooks' contract
STL:Piscotty hits grand slam, Cards sweep MIL
NYY:Andrew Miller informed he won't be traded
NYY:Mark Teixeira homers twice as Yankees roll
PIT:Melancon earns 24th save, Bucs sweep A's
SEA:Seth Smith slugs grand slam against the O's
LA:Brandon McCarthy outstanding in 2016 debut
WAS:Espinosa mashes grand slam in blowout win
WAS:Strasburg keeps Reds out of hit column in win
NYM:Flores homers twice as Mets sweep Cubs
NYM:Syndergaard (elbow) shines in win over Cubs
>>69236264
>rags
Guises I am New Zealander, am I doing it right?
the Rangers >rags against Twins but thats cool
Allstar break coming up pitchers coming back.
Rangers are poised for a spectacular season
>>69236322
what did the janitors do to you anon
i'm watching Fastball and man seeing tony gwynn is tearing me up. i didn't know too much about him until he passed but having all these legends shooting the breeze is incredible, shame it's only an hour and a bit long
>>69236309
Astros are coming
>>69236408
Nah, they are just breathing really hard.
rags
Seeing as we decided Zack hample is scum...
What do we think of people like dodgerfilms on YouTube? He got banned from filming last year but at some point he'll start again for sure
>>69237007
https://www.instagram.com/p/91lTXcqMev/
Nats
You guys ready for some comfy 4th of July day basedball? First game is in 2 hours.
>>69237249
so they aren't friends anymore?
I was a Yankees fan but the mets are winning so I'm a #cuckformets
>>69237502
Of course they're still friends. You don't stop being friends just because your friend filed a lawsuit against you.
>>69237007
I feel like that was fake (>>69237502) but no?
Pretty meta that yt beef is making its way to insta.
Zach Hample did nothing wrong.
Maz's Weekly MLB Top 15 POWERRANKINGS
These rankings are based of my own numbers and calculations which you arent allowed to see
1. Rangers (4)
2. Giants (3)
3. Indians (10)
4. Cubs (1)
5. Orioles
6. Nationals
7. Dodgers (11)
8. Astros (u)
9. Redsox (6)
10. Mets
11. Cardinals (7)
12. Royals (14)
13. Bluejays
14. Tigers (u)
15. Marlins (u)
Other teams outside the Top 15 literally do not matter
>22-9
>rags
>>69238620
All first place teams did terrible. Couldn't even care less. Its on to Boston.
So how did your team rank up?
>>69238585
>gnats at 6
Are you drunk?
w-what the fuck
>>69238718
>a leaf
>60 Day DL
Why do they keep yanking our chain, just say he's out for the season.
>>69238641
>All first place teams did terrible.
Well, most did, anyway. Whew lad what a shit show we had.
>>69238776
Shit list desu
>>69238813
Blue jays arent that good get over it. just be glad they are even in my top 15
Another full day, fellas.
MIL @ WSH - 11:05
LAA @ TB - 1:10
TEX @ BOS - 1:35
NYY @ CWS - 2:10
OAK @ MIN - 2:10
SEA @ HOU - 2:10
PIT @ STL - 2:15
CIN @ CHC - 2:20
ATL @ PHI - 4:05
COL @ SF - 4:05
MIA @ NYM - 4:10
KC @ TOR - 7:07
DET @ CLE - 7:10
BAL @ LAD - 9:10
SD @ ARI - 9:10
>>69238841
Yeah I never said anything about the jays on your "list". I said it was shit because it is shit.
>>69237007
When did /mlb/ become Deadspin tier?
>>69238861
well yea you are a leaf so i just write it off as you not knowing anything
good day to you sir
>>69238585
good list actually
>>69237007
>Seeing as we decided Zack hample is scum...
lol fuck off
We're not all retarded liberals who whine and complain just because someone managed to channel his autism into a successful career.
>>69238585
>rags
Did y'all see the Fernando Rodney dance?
cubs collapse lol
>>69238585
Nats too low at 6
Os too high at 5
Indians too high at 3
Houston way too high at 8
I could go on
>shit list bro
YANKEES SUCK
Almost ASB means almost Morneau
Surely he can't suck worse than Avi right?
Ryan Braun just called out for batting out of order
>how does that even happen?
>batting out of order in a Major League game
oh god my sides
>>69239460
>>69239460
>>69239460
Brews @ Nats
>>69239560
Compare:
http://m.mlb.com/power-rankings/
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/page/2016mlbpowerrankings_week13/mlb-ranking-mlb-teams-13-weeks
>>69239704
More detail?
>>69239704
>major league
Nah this is clearly a minor league team
>>69239752
Ryan Braun came up to bat 3rd but then Dusty Baker came out and said something to the ump and apparently Braun was listed on the official lineup card as batting 4th today and Lucroy was supposed to bat so he was automatically called out and the inning ended.
>>69239724
:^)
>>69239724
those seem way more realistic than the rags fan rank.
>>69239752
Braun hit a single first, then called out while standing on first.
>>69239819
cubs have lost 14 of their last 20 games
they dont deserve to be in first
does this offend you?
>>69239812
What the fuck are you smiling for? Those aren't even close to yours.
>>69239868
Braun makes last out in 1st and then leads off the 2nd inning. Makes another out.
>>69239893
Well the Top 5 isnt because my formula is more accurate than theirs
>>69239928
Is this the first time a player has been called out twice in his teams first four AB's? It's gotta be.
>>69239946
Suuuuuuure it is.
>>69239948
Not sure, if it's happened before, it's gotta be rare as fuck. At least at this level.
>>69239946
(you)
>>69239946
Here's your system, as near as I can tell.
1 I'm a Rags fan, they go first
2 Put remaining division leaders in a hat and pick them blind folded.
3 Put 2nd place teams in a hat, repeat step 2.
>>69240013
It happened almost three years ago to the day when Buster Posey batted out of order.
>>69239879
Someone browses /r/Baseball
Got ya ;)
>>69240114
>jints
>>69240125
>implying im not watching wimbly and found this on twitter
>>69240055
I had cubs ahead of the Rangers last 2 weeks
its okay you arent smart enough to understand my forumla. it is a secret after all.
>>69238884
Your list is awful you fat autist
>>69240219
pretty sure I had your formula pegged the first time.
>one strike away
>>69240247
>a leaf
>>69240277
fat autist
>>69240277
I can't wait for the rags to go on their inevitable losing streak because their rotation is shit.
>even the mlb is memeing
who can stop them
>>69240471
Their rotation is injured, not shit.
Their rotation is one of yhe best in baseball when healthy.
>>69240506
As it sits now, it's shit.
>>69240552
Outside of Griffin and Hamels and Perez i won't disagree with you.
>>69239653
I'm pretty sure Avi is secretly working with a witch doctor to put curses on players who might replace him
>>69240505
>the giants are tied for the mlb lead in wins with a roster full of AAA players and a bullpen of garbage
>>69240731
Giants and Rangers are soul mates. They will play each other in the World Series with the Rangers breaking their even year memery
>>69240731
Good starting pitching can cover up a multitude of woes.
>>69238781
It's retroactive to his last game so after 60 days is July 9th. They weren't rushing Brantley back before the All-Star break and this makes sense to use the roster spot.
And that's the old Cleveland attitude. They're taking it extra slow this time and I expect him to be back by the end of the month.
>>69239724
>http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/page/2016mlbpowerrankings_week13/mlb-ranking-mlb-teams-13-weeks
>For the first time this season, the Chicago Cubs weren't the unanimous No. 1 team, with the red-hot Cleveland Indians picking up one first-place vote.
Sweet.
>>69240881
lmao no
>ONE
>>69240881
If the Rangers and the Giants meet in the WS the Giants will beat the Rangers like a rented mule
>>69240731
This. The meme year is over you Bay Area fags.
>>69241091
put your trip back on farmer boy
>>69241091
Isn't it the other way around? Like, if Pence, Duffy, etc get healthy won't they go on another tear similar to the one that put them in first?
>>69240881
The rags are maybe, maaaaybe the 5th or 6th best team in MLB.
>>69241221
I would put them behind giants nats cubs and Indians in no particular order. The Indians are the best team in AL because their success is way more sustainable. The rangers have overachieved all year desu.
>>69241276
I see the rags fading down the stretch.
>>69241276
>>69241350
these.
the rags have had amazing luck and shitty rdif. on top of that, all teams regress at some point
>except for the 2017 memeiors
>>69241276
Rangers are better than the Nats. Hokd off judge on the Indians until they stop being streaky and play consistent, they are a good tho. Cubs have been playing mediocre to bad baseball the past month and a half. Giants and Rangers are the clear 1 and 2 right now
Man I hope Boston mauls those confederate cucks today
>>69241431
Hey
Fuck you.
>all these people rating the Giants
>when they got reamed by the fucking Assletics
Giants are regular season chokers
Dodgers win the Division and the WS cap this
>>69241444
trips of patriotism
>tfw gonna root for bombston
>>69241431
>rangers are better than the nats
>>69241506
It seems like this may be the first season you have started watching baseball so let me help you: good trams lose to bad ones. its not an uncommon occurrence
>>69241506
Doesn't matter
>jints play .450 ball for rest of season
>wild card
>repeat of 2014
>>69241534
yeah. I almost choked on my coffee when I read that.
you may only reply to this thread if your GM doesn't belong within 600 miles of a front office
i can root for kevin again bros.
>>69242610
>cuckhoop bandwagoner
kys
>>69241506
>these people rating
>rating
>that flag
>this day
Treason.
>>69242663
Kiermeyer retard
>>69242759
lol sorry
So it turns out that the Reds have lost 100+ games only once in their history. That's amazing since they are the oldest team in MLB. They lost 101 once.
They are on pace to lose 103 this season.
>>69242610
Clever wording.
>>69242610
Kouzmanoff?
>>69242911
why
>>69242997
The Greek God of Walks!
>>69243019
Durant leaving the team formerly known as the Seattle Supersonics, so one could imply just from "Kevin" that is to whom he is referring.
>>69243133
Well yeah that's obviously who i meant, i wasn't trying to be clever
>shittatle """"fans""""
>rags
>>69241091
Fuck you're an idiot m8. All this means is that they can only go up from here. They're in a bit of a rough spot for the moment but they're still hanging in there
>>69241091
>(You)
>Jason Heyward moved to the #6 slot against the Reds
It's about fucking time
All we need to do is demote/trade montaro, grimm, Strope (probably the entire bullpet outside of Rondon, Woods and Edwards for someone who is reliable and another lefty.) and outright cut Richards and we got the fatal bleeding to stop.
Meanwhile the latest polling results on the Cubs prospects of winning dah Worlds Eries after getting buttfucked for a 2nd straight week.
>Boston collapsing already
This is not how the fourth is supposed to go
>>69244439
I'm still waiting on dombrowski to pull the trigger acquiring a reliable starter. They're absolutely loaded with positional prospects that they technically don't need. Not all of them anyways.
>>69242610
You're not fucking serious are you?
Tell me you're not.
mariners astros
>>69245205
>>69245205
>>69245205
Believe in Boston, lads
>>69245269
I'm rooting for the meteor.
>>69241091
>mfw A's odd year """"""dynasty"""""" starts next season
>>69237350
Lost :c
Reds and Cubs
Which team will outsuck the other one?
>>69245620
>>69245620
>>69245620
>>69239864
Rags lost a series to the Twins. They don't deserve to be in top 10
>>69243539
>first year of an 8 year contract
>he's already underperforming and barely replacement level
>cubs fans already turning on Heyward
literally saw this coming a mile away
>>69245665
Probably Cubes
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>Ortiz has THIRTY-FOUR (34) doubles
wtf how
are the rags ragsing again?
>>69246654
Couldn't make it home on dingers so he stopped at second
>>69246632
is it happening again?
>it's happening again
>>69240981
Its actually the offence.
Considering the Giants are 41-5 when leading after 7 and the many many times the bullpen have blew it.
>>69242900
The Giants are only 2 years older and lost 100 games only once in 1985.
100 loss seasons don't seem to be that common.
Dodgers are another year older and they only lost 100 games twice.
>>69247451
The MLB season hates extremes, it's hard to win 100 games in a year, and it's hard to lose 100 games in a year.
>>69247569
I was taught the saying that regular teams will always win and lose at least 60 games in a season. Its what you do with the other 40 games that define your season. Well this was probably the WC I think.
>>69247687
>Well this saying was probably made before the WC I think.*
Oh looks, the Cubs are beating the Reds AGAIN! How impressive! This is quite a team!
The Reds are a quality team, and the Cubs virtually beat them every time, wow! Are the Cubs for real?
>>69246191
>pic
I never got / understood this Portugal meme (from pol?).
>>69247791
From /his/pol/.
>>69247775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhnsC2V4_0w
daily reminder that the cusb are 11-16 against +.500 opponents
>>69247849
Wow the cubs are so good! They beat up the Reds, Phillies, and Pirates no problem!
>>69236264
Tiki is such a faggot
>Rags literally cannot win
>>69248120
THE CURSE IS REAL
ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS APOLOGIZE
IT'S TOO LATE
Is it too early to >rags post yet?
>>69247775
Wins all count the same, and as bad as the Cubs SP has been in the last 8-12 games they need some dogshit opponents to 'get right' with.
>>69248311
Oops wrong webm
>>69248120
>>69248274
Such beautiful pottery
>Sherzer gives up another dinger
whoa laddie
>>69248344
let's see how right they get the next time they face a team over .500
>>69248480
Then we're waiting for the Rags/Cubes series next Thursday(Friday?)
>tfw no qt twinks bae to watch the worst teams in the AL together on 4th of July
COL Rockies vs SF Giants
4:05 PM ET | 1:05 PM PT
>>69248560
>>69248560
>>69248560
>>69248344
Doesn't mean shit in the playoffs when you need starting pitching to carry you through, especially against the Mets, Nats, Dodgers, Giants etc. who have great rotations.
A lineup of meme hitters and no pitching might let you beat up on the Reds and Brewers of the world, but is easily shut down by ace pitching when it matters
>>69248553
it's next friday
>>69246654
Probably hits it in that weird center field corner at Fenway or bounces it of the top of the green monster. I imagine most of those doubles are at home
>>69248830
>not blasting it over the green monster into the parking lot fucking up some Mass Hole's windshield
>Rags
help
my sides
>""""""""""baseball"""""""""" teams that play daytime 4th of July games
Where's the fireworks? You can't roll straight into a 4th nighttime party and bonfire after getting home at 4 pm. People should be deported for this
>/mlb/ still cucked by the Rags
Feels good to always have /our/ dicks in your mouths real talk
>>69249124
Basically only one team REALLY matters
COCO
O
C
O
poor twinks
>>69249124
It's funny cause the rags suck dick too so it's like two dudes laying next to each other just sucking each others dicks.
Or as Texans call it, another Monday night.
>>69249339
Canada bringing the heat
Angels just got fucked over
>people had been comparing the cusb to the 2001 mariners
The Mariners had a winning record against literally EVERY opponent they played in the regular season. That's absolutely insane.
The Cusb can't even beat a winning team other than Walgreens.
>your life will never be so empty you spend your entire existence following a team you hate in a vain attempt to have the upper hand against a lone superautistic shitposter on a burmese trump forum.
Tiki owns you faggots
>>69249339
Texas losing to Canada AGAIN
>>69249534
>Tiki is in such damage control about the rags imploding he tries to make it seem like anybody cares about him
>>69249534
You just described Daddy Tiki's day-to-day life though
>>69249377
>>69249555
>y-you too
Yeah some pretty sick bants
>making marlins play a 4pm game after game several states away ended at 11pm meanwhile Mets played a 1pm home game prior
Wew lad
>>69249534
>rags
Tiki is a poor man's DG even though he's been here longer lmao
He doesn't know shit about baseball and just b8s and shitposts, whereas DG actually trolls with stats, made up or not.
>>69249596
>>69249600
Tiki is a fucking embarassment, trumped only by the embarassment of the multitude of cumslurpers who jump at any opportunity to "gotcha" tiki or engage him constantly
Why does Texas suck so much at sports lads?
>Joba and Gorzo DFA'd
wtf why Joba
>Clevingshit and TJ fucking House recalled
WHAT THE FUCK! I know the pen is trashed but fucking DFA that asshole Tommy Hunter but oh no he's someone's special project so he'll never get released no matter how shit he is or how about fucking Zmac that shithead he sucks goddamn it
>>69249672
>you will never know Daddy's super secret ERA formula
>>69249124
>>69249151
>>69249534
>>69249607
>Texass gets singles
>>69249377
>>69249555
>>69249600
>America gets dubs and trips
I think we all know who wins here
>>69248346
>that Fielder crouch step
EVERY DAMN TIME
>>69249534
Dude, checking a score literally takes about 2 seconds
>>69249696
Why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why
Every fucking year we release veteran relievers who are pitching good for no reason
Reminder that if you dont live in
>New York
>California
>Texas
youre basically irrelevant to the course of human history
>>69249759
I still don't get why Fielder didn't tag up on that play. What a fat fuck
>>69249819
>putting texass in the same category as New York and California
Nice try
>RAGS
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
BTFO
>it was 4-1
>Rags
>>69249847
Actually we're richer and more relevant than either one, but theyre closer to us than they are to the rest of the third merica
>>69249901
>richer
hmmmm.....
Reminder that if you do live in
>New York
>California
>Texas
you're probably homeless or at least so poor you may as well be homeless
>tfw nobody cares enough to shitpost when my team loses
>>69249819
I live in DC. Suck a cock.
>texas is a backwater shithole
Take Harvey out now. Useless fuck is hanging sliders and pouring fastballs right down the middle of the plate.
>Matt Harvshit
>>69249956
Calm down jamal its just internet
>>69249901
>>69249934
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_income
Texas is poor as fuck
>>69249954
You have an autistic homeless A's fan that does
>>69249954
angels suck better?
>>69249901
Incest and obesity pay that well huh?
Yo Peavy, how you want your bases loaded jam with one out and the pitcher up?
Just balk my shit up famm
>>69249954
We'll trade you some prospects for Trout.
>>69250055
it was only one run at least
Is there more of a meme field than AT&T park?
at least rangers lose too
>>69250087
Fenway
>>69250010
>>69249954
>analslime
hot garbage
>>69250087
Coors
Yankee stadium
Fenway
Wrigley
>>69250087
Fucking fenway
>>69250113
>literally homeless
>>69250087
The one on Houston with the meme pole in center field
>>69247451
>jints and doyers older than reds
What?
>>69250121
How is Yankee stadium a meme field? Seems pretty normal to me.
Who is /mlb/ favorite player not on their own team?
Mine is Nolan Arenado. Dude is so fun to watch defensively and has the quickest hands in the league.
Cant wait till he takes Beltre's spot in 2019
>>69250110
>>69250121
>>69250124
>>69250152
Houston and Fenway are both meme fields but AT&T has that giant fucking coke bottle in the outfield, WTF is up with that?
>>69250170
the right field porch
>>69250170
Shallow as fuck outfield fences in left and right
>>69250170
Meme tiny dimensions and wind tunnel that blows shallow pop ups 400 out to right field for easy homers.
>>69250170
>shaped like an ice cream cone
>shallow right/left field walls with a 408 ft center field wall
>>69250172
Goldschmidt is pretty based. He's probably mine.
>>69250211
>its a meme field because of a coke bottle not even directly on the field
>>69250211
those sweet, sweet advertising $$$$$$
Hope the Cards will be able to pass up the Cubs at this rate.
>>69250213
>>69250221
>>69250225
>>69250226
No worse than Camden Yards or Citizens Bank
>bitches love the long ball
>>69250253
Seriously wtf, who cares. It's a meme because it's 421 to right center with a tall as fuck wall and 309 to the right field foul pole
>7-run inning for the Phillies
>>69250294
Sounds like you like the long ball too. Guess that makes you a bitch :^)
apologize
>>69250314
We finally found our offense.
FOR SALE
Slightly used pitcher. Former all star. Works great in the postseason (Do Not recommend a complete game). Makes headlines when he decides not to talk to the media. Extremely useful against the white sox. One previous owner. Minor TJS some few years back. Multiple prospects or your best offer.
>>69250321
Actually, I prefer top notch pitching
>>69250148
are you that analslime wetback that works at Disney and lives in a motel?
>>69250355
You forgot to mention his tendencies to neglect taking a piss.
>tfw Chris Davis, JJ Hardy, Manny MVPchado and Adam Jones all win gold gloves on top of the worlds eries
It's time to write your apology Mets fans
He's literally nailed every single one of your pitchers as memechanic busts
>>69250172
madbum, he stares down umps and doesnt afraid of anything
>>69250294
Camden Yards is the best park in baseball m8, that's why it's copied so much
>>69250355
Every time I watch Harvey pitch now it makes me thankful that the Nats shut down Stras in 2012.
>Thor and Metz are next
>>69250383
>LITERALLY
>HOMELESS
>>69250402
Our pitching just shut down the best lineup in the league in a 4 game series, though. The only meme is Harvey.
>>69250402
syndergaard is not a bust, matz is doing fine, and degrom's velocity may be down but he's still good so what the fuck are you talking about
>>69250449
>>69250457
Literally every pitcher's elbow is on the breaking point of exploding
>>69250427
>being glad your team shut down their best player in the middle of a playoff run in order to appease an agent
lol what a cuck, that was their best chance at a ring and they blew it to kowtow to Boras
>>69250435
nice meme
>>69250473
that's not a bust you idiot
>>69250355
fuck off jew york we have to dump our " " "ace" " " first
Anybody else watching the cubes game with CC on?
>Rizzo jumped on her
>He put the lotion all over Ians face
>they keep putting "Jeff" in front of whatever John Goodman says
>>69250427
>being thankful for accomplishing nothing in the playoffs
>>69250497
>harvey for stroman
I would unironically do this trade.
Warthen can fix local boy Stroman, Blue Jays get a guy with high upside for two seasons.
>>69250492
Semantics, they will be busts and they will bust their elbows
Hence the first post saying "memechanics"
>>69250490
>UNIRONICALLY
>LITERALLY
>MEANDERING
>IN
>THE
>SEWERS
>HOMELESS
>>69250427
your team is overrated shit literally every season
you're no different than the cusb or doyers
>>69250569
and besides not "everyone of our pitchers " will break they're elbow the only pitcher who hasn't had TJ surgery is syndergaard
>>69250553
Fix him how? Blowing out his elbow? He's well on his way to doing that in Toronto with his memechanics
>>69250614
Not all of them, just the ones that are your future and the backbone to the team
>>69250569
Glad they are only on minimum contracts then. Nats will still be stuck with Strasburg and his 150 million contract and his 4-5 DL trips a year.
Let them blow their arms out for cheap, if you are right about mechanics (you aerent) I don't give a fuck. Little risk on our part
>>69250621
Its not his mechanics it's the fact he's a 5'8 manlet.
>>69250621
>Blowing out his elbow?
Why are you so obsessed with blowing out elbows? Do you have anything else to contribute?
>>69250596
we made the world series last year how are we overrated shit
which team should I follow guys, it needs to be in the Great Lakes/Pennsylvania, and not be the Indians or from Chicago
>>69250671
Pirates
>>69250646
>you aren't
Matz, Harvey, and deGrom have already blown out their elbows before
Harvey is clearly hurt now, deGrom had some elbow tightness earlier this season, Matz and and Syndergaard have bone spurs in their elbows (Matz since mid-May!!!)
Let's just ignore the fact that there is science behind this, this season alone should show you that there is something clearly wrong here, and it's not just a flip of the coin or pressure
>>69250670
I was replying to a walgreens fan, look back
>>69250641
again the only one who hasn't had any problem so far is syndergaard i doubt anyone else (except for matz maybe) will have any other issue
>>69250656
Not an argument
>Rags
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
>rags
>>69250515
>>69250484
Stras 11-0 2,71
Harvey 4-10 4.55
>>69250700
>>69250671
Have fun with that.
>RAGS
LMAO
>GETTING ETERNALLY BTFO ON AMERICA'S BIRTHDAY
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>69250706
i just assumed he was a mets fan idk why
>>69250646
>little risk
Stage 1
>the dumpster fire known as the Texas rangers pitching staff
>>69250756
our fans aren't that dumb
>>69250724
Not him, but 'not an argument' is also not an argument. Not everything is an argument memelord faggot
>>69250719
Bone spurs in his elbow just last week and past complaints of elbow tightness
>i doubt
*i hope
>>69250741
yeah and how is he in the playoffs?
he's doing it again
>>69250735
>>69250797
>>69250701
Exactly, they already had the surgery so now it's out of the way. Most guys who have it, the ligament actually gets stronger and there is less chance of a recurrence.
>Harvey is clearly hurt
He's throwing 98, he's physically fine, he's just mentally weak now and can't put hitters away.
>>69250781
Trying to discredit what I have to say just by shouting at me and calling me mean things is not an argument. Dismissing it as such is perfectly valid. Your basic misunderstanding of this is not an argument either.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69250798
yet he pitched fine yesterday in the game agains tthe cubs
>>69250427
But Strasburg blew out his elbow regardless of that. The only thing that changed is you got worse in the postseason.
>>69250798
Where did you get your orthopedics degree? Bone spurs are common in pitchers and can be played through, and has nothing to do with ligaments or TJS.
>The #Tigers today have placed RHP Jordan Zimmermann on the 15-day disabled list with a right neck strain retroactive to July 1.
>RHP Anibal Sanchez will start in Cleveland tomorrow for the #Tigers.
fucking useless >rags they better win the series at least
>>69250815
>so now its out of the way
Oh yeah, having Tommy John surgery just cures all ailments, every pitcher is fine after it, nobody ever has repeat surgery or further arm injuries, because TJS is purely a flip of the coin, there is nothing that could possibly influence it
>most guys who have it, the ligament actually gets stronger
lol
>less chance of a recurrence
Usually because their shoulder begins to give out
>he's throwing 98
And it's fucking horrible stuff
>he's just mentally weak now
In complete and utter denial for no actual reason, the man had the entire New York media down his throat for the entire 2nd half of last season and pitched tremendously, and turned an entire crowd of jackasses like yourself to chanting his name in the World Series
He's not mental midget, his arm is failing, again, players just don't suddenly switch on and off mentally
>>69250822
Why are you telling me it's not an argument when I already know that? Like I said, not everything is meant to be an argument. Memelord faggot
Also, not an argument
>>69250802
1.80 ERA
>>69250963
in what one playoff start cause the nats can't get past the first round
>>69250874
>bone spurs are common in pitchers
As are pitching injuries, bone spurs are also indicative of the UCL ligament being very stretched out and weakened, and the bone compensates by creating the spur. Bone spurs can and most likely are indicative of a future UCL injury, since you know the ligament is being strained to the maximum
>has nothing to do with ligaments or TJS
You're in pure denial for no reason, you can literally look up this up in a google search and you will be embarrassingly wrong
Why is it so hard to believe that a good pitcher can have shit mechanics which leads to him to get an arm injury?
Is the rags collapse commencing?
>Cubs
>2 for 2 pitchers pinch hitting
>DH BTFO
>>69250948
>when I already know that
If you knew that then we wouldn't even be having this discussion
>not everything is meant to be an argument
So then you're just a being an insufferable faggot, either way you were clearly trying to disprove what I was trying to say
This little diversionary tactic is not an argument
>>69250933
You're a moron and I'm done debating you. Watch fucking Harvey pitch. He looks like a deer in headlights out there, scared of getting hit up. Compare it to his prime when he attacked every hitter and would strike out guys left and right. Much more likely it's mental than phantom elbow problems that amazingly can't be detected by medical scans unlike every other injury ever.
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>>69251027
AL needs to get rid of the DH rule. Its a joke.
>>69251000
The mest won't make it back to the playoffs because all their starters arms are falling off.
>>69250671
Phils
>Shields wins again
>>69251086
yeah and i doubt the nats will make it past the nlds again
>>69251015
short answer, yes
>>69251046
>durrrr youre stupid
Not an argument. This is again you just being in denial because you're a butthurt retard
You're calling him mentally weak with no actual basis, he clearly showed last season this was not the case, what's the difference this season? Nothing. His mechanics are verifiable shit and you're veritably stupid
>medical scans
I wasn't aware pain could be detected by a routine medical scan
You're just a clueless retard scrounging for nonsensical excuses
>>69251120
Maybe, we'll see, maybe you and Harvey can watch it on TV.
Mets fans are worse than Yankees fans per capita
>>69251163
t. Yankees fan
>>69251119
Cuckees should fold
>Yankees loosing to Shields
>>69251135
Everyone feels pain or soreness after pitching. There is no medical basis for any current structural damage to Matt Harveys elbow, if there was, I'm sure you'd gloat about it. As it stands now, he is a perfectly healthy pitcher with a 4-11 record and a sky high ERA.
>losing to art
So where is Miller and Chapman going?
>>69251039
But I already said it wasn't an argument...when I said that yours ALSO wasn't an argument
I don't care about disproving anything or the Mets. You're just an insufferable faggot. Later retard
>>69251194
The FO is too delusional to believe that they aren't contenders.
>>69251180
Kinda impressive that their shittiest team in 25 years is only a couple of games under .500 and 4 games back from the 2nd wildcard spot
>schalke
>>69251189
>everyone feels pain or soreness after pitching
Damage control
>there is no medical basis for any current structural damage
Not yet, but then again gravity is also still a theory
>perfectly healthy
No basis for that either other than him simply pitching
>>69251089
>both teams suggested would be painful to follow
I'll choose the Phillies because they are closer
Mookie Betts is on pace for 40 home runs
.297/38/112, not bad for a leadoff hitter
>>69251196
It literally doesn't matter what you think you stupid fuck
And again, you're not making an argument, you're just being a butthurt little down syndromed aspie
>waaaah he's saying mean things about the mets, better bitch and whine!!!!
Lol, faggot
>>69251181
>apologize
>For giving away 4 games to division rivals
No. Shields is still shit in my eyes and will still take more to redeem both him and Hahns COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED decision to drop Danks/Latos for LAME GAME TWO FRAME JAMES
Just because he won today doesn't mean I'll instantly forgive him for all those straight 6-7-8 run "starts" where he racked a record breaking 22 ERA in 5 starts
Yes I mad
>>69251212
>that pic
kek
>>69251196
>im replying because im mad
>>69251257
>doesnt want to follow a painful team
>chooses the Phillies
wew
>>69251274
Shields with the sox has won two more games than danks has this season
>>69251247
>no basis
EXCEPT FOR EVERY MEDICAL EXAM KNOWN TO MAN
ITS FUCKING SCIENCE, THERE IS CURRENTLY NOTHING WRONG WITH HIS ELBOW THIS CANNOT BE DISPUTED ANY STRUCTURAL DAMAGE WOULD SHOW ON AN MRI, THEY CAN EVEN SEE MICRO TEARS IN THE LIGAMENT NOW IF IT IS STARTING TO RIP
Your claims that Harvey is physically injured is 100% conjecture just like my claim he is mentally shot. The difference is that your claim is disproved by a lack of medical evidence.
And as I write this, the mental midget fucks up the easiest defensive play ever.
>harvey
>>69251339
>pitcher wins
>>69251300
I hate all my local teams so I might as well punish myself for not following them without actually following them
>>69251271
Not even a mets fan. I just don't like meme spouting Internet retards who pride themselves on "winning" arguments that nobody's having. Have fun though and stay obsessed with the Mets I guess
Not an argument by the way :^)
>>69251293
Not really
>The Rags do it again
jesus christ I honestly though this would be over after they split their series with the Yankees
>>69251339
By your logic, that means Q is a shit tier pitcher and should have been shitcanned before Latos
>>69251300
daily reminder that the phillies have more loses than any other professional sports franchise
>>69251397
>didnt follow the twins series
dohohoho
>>69251347
>except for every medical exam known to man
This doesn't prove anything you're saying, again, a simple routine checkup doesn't determine pain
These same exams that supposedly showed Matz and Syndergaard also had nothing wrong until those bone spurs of course
>any structural damage
I never denied this, you should try to read in between your fingers smashing the keyboard and the foaming spewing out of your mouth
>is 100% conjecture, just like my claim
You basically your claim is bullshit and backed up by "muh feelings" and nothing else. Harvey has actual shitty mechanics and has horrifically blown out his elbow before, it's pretty obvious what's going on here to most rational people
>lack of medical evidence
I'm saying he's in pain, that requires an extensive series of medical tests to determine that no team is going to bother with, your claim is based on total bullshit
Harvey literally pitched the Mets to a near Game 6, overcoming boos from literal retards like yourself, he's no mental midget
>>69251274
Shields > Danks
Search your heart you know this to be true.
>Fat Harvey
Love watching this piece of shit fail. Faggot still thinks he's Mr. New York.
>>69251430
I looked at the results after the >RAGS spam came in every time, I just didn't think it would go this far
>>69251395
>Later retard
>Comes back for more
>literally admitting that you're just butthurt again
I haven't prided myself on winning anything, I simply just said some retard like you whining isn't an argument, and it wasn't, then you got butthurt, claimed to leave, and are back for more
Not everything is an argument, retard ;^D
Later retard
>>69251395
Youre literally only replying because youre mad at words lmao, youre shook as fuck
>>69251362
>>69251399
>shields has only given up 6 runs in his last 3 games
>john danks 7+ era in 2016
You guys should stop posting
>rags
>>69251522
So now you're just repeating things I've already said and things you've already said?
Okay, please kill yourself
>>69251497
Their pitchers are all hurt and they play 19 of 22 on the road. Theyre gonna lose some games
>>69251594
He gave up 32 in the 4 games before the last 3
Stop ignoring his record breaking bad start that cost us FOUR GAMES on the division.
>>69251568
If you say so
>>69251264
i wish we had a team of mookies
>>69251633
>M-muh meme magic
>>69251594
>people are defending Two Frame James
Never thought I'd see the day
>>69251636
Actually the Sox won one of those games
>>69251612
Not really, I'm just pointing out your entire purpose was to be a butthurt aspie and you've done that very well
Like when you said you were done with me and have now replied twice
I mean in about the 10 or so posts we have had you've basically just said "I'm a child and get mad at things!!!" I'm genuinely curious as to what you're trying to accomplish
>>69251641
Why are you so upset?
pls stop bullying Shields, he's on the right track now
>>69251644
already the best leadoff hitter in the league and hes 23
>>69251722
It's just the butthurt Danks lovers.
>>69251686
You literally just did the same thing lol
Not trying to accomplish anything other than point out you're a cringy fedora tipping faggot which I did posts ago. You keep replying though even after I tried to get you to stop. Oh well, at least I tried. Now go ahead and reply for some reason I guess
>>69251766
This is 4chan, not real life. Calm down
>>69251706
I'm honestly not, but hey, if it makes you happy to think that and to keep saying the same thing over and over than go ahead
>>69251766
>Later retard
>is still here with 3 replies later
>is still only replying because he's mad as fuck
>>69251766
Oh god, would the pair of you just shut the fuck up?
>>69251766
>im not mad at all
>KILL YOURSELF
>>69251760
False
I am the only Danks lover and I am also defending shields. You fags are too reactionary
>>69251805
I'm perfectly calm lad
>>69251812
The fact you keep replying over and over shows you are
>>69251855
You've literally been ranting for 20 minutes telling someone to kill themselves because you dont like them
You are very mad
more like james shelleds
>>69251875
>is still replying for no actual purpose at this point
>im not mad guys
>tfw you've actually made someone so upset with your verbal abilities they tell you to kill yourselves
>>69251863
>>69251887
Not really, I'm just sitting here watching baseball and browsing 4chan on my tablet and enjoying what a big deal this has become to everyone lol
Believe me or don't, whatever. Call me mad even XD
>>69251875
Mad as fuck
>>69251944
>is still replying
>>69251898
Kek
>>69251944
m8 youve made such an ass of yourself at this point people are going to call you mad no matter what
will you idiots just shut up
>>69251972
>is still replying
I didn't even realize it was this humanely possible to be THIS upset
>>69252028
Will he ever recover?
>>69251980
I get that. That's what my post was saying
>>69251993
Yep. You are too. Isn't this fun
>>69252054
The major difference here is that you're undeniably bootyblasted and literally responding to everyone to try and prove you're not mad
>>69252054
>i get that
Then stop fucking replying, dummy
Who even gets mad on 4chan?
>>69252085
>>69252087
...Nah
>>69252133
>im still replying because im mad and desperately need to get the last word in
>>69252182
>still replying
For what purpose? It couldn't be to get the last word in could it? :^)
>>69252133
Embarrassing
>>69252233
In spite to see you reply again in utter desperation and embarrasment
>>69252264
Oh, right on
>I just don't like meme spouting Internet retards who pride themselves on "winning" arguments that nobody's having
>I am a level-headed individual here to save the quality of 4chan for all the true sirs like myself!!!
will the doyers wear mexican colors tonight?
is Ryan Dull elite?
>36 of 36 inherited pitchers retired
>he still cant stop replying
>>69252293
Reply again, doggy, then roll over
>>69252314
batters*
no bully
>>69252313
because they bang.
>>69252337
K, your turn
>>69251274
Is Latos any good with the White Sox? He was meme-level garbage when he played for the lads
>Not trying to accomplish anything other than point out you're a cringy fedora tipping faggot which I did posts ago
>I do this because I am a level headed individual, a man with no emotion, no fear, no joy, no nothing, this has allowed me to achieve enlightenment beyond comprehension, for am I a true gentleman of a realm of existence that has transcended an astral plane
>>69251257
Good choice
>>69252343
thank god i stopped following them
>>69252363
Kill urself
>>69252363
Now bark for me, doggy, bark loud!!
>rags "fans" unironically think they are America's team
>spend America's birthday eating smelly beaner Bombston ass
I really really really like this thread
>>69252383
He had a crazy good start to the season, and then regressed so hard that he got DFA'd.
>>69252518
Alright, dog, time to go outside and poop!!
>>69252415
How many times do I have to explain this,
I'M BORED... NOT UPSET!
I just relaxing here with my tablet chilling out with some baseball while I browse the threads. The ONLY reason you THINK I'm mad is because YOU are mad and think you've won the argument when , in fact, you have made an utter fool of yourself.
>>69252383
Before yesterday he was #2 in wins on the starting staff behind Sale. But he also got DFA'd.
>>69252558
Damn, now you guys are false flagging as me even lol
You guys...
>>69252558
No one cares you stupid faggot, you're obviously mad as fuck and being a giant aspie endlessly replying to another giant aspie, the fact you need to explain this in any way and are so fixated on an argument is because you're a fucking child who's mad on 4chan
>>69252558
>i swear im not mad!!
>>69252510
I think I remember seeing that he was 4-0 really early in the season but I didn't check his stats or anything. I had a double take when I saw the record and his face because of how horrible I remember him being with the Doyers. The first baseball game that I'd been to in 10 years was a game against the Reds where he gave up like 10 runs in two innings.
>>69252595
I just realized how autistic i look: the post
>>69252595
Kill yourself, aspie
>>69252588
I kind of hoped he'd gotten better since getting released but I guess not lol.
>>69252599
>>69252602
Wasn't even me though lol
Somebody is literally so rustled that I didn't stop replying when they told me to that they're pretending to be me lol. But hey, whatever
>>69252620
Maybe if I would've posted that
>>69252642
Nah
You guys sure are mad
>>69252662
You are the 2nd most autistic shithead to every come into these threads
>>69252690
Im certain you actually false flagged yourself
>>69252698
I think the guy who literally spent the time pretending to be someone else because he was so mad is probably more autistic. But hey, whatever. Who's first though?
>>69252662
I already stopped replying like 30 posts ago
YOU are false flagging pretending to be me lol
How sad is your life, why don't you get a hobby outside off the internet?
>>69252750
>>69252753
Complete and utter autism
I love it
Every single post in this thread is by me
>samefagging false flagging yourself to make it seem like someone else falseflagging you
Smart tactic
The Blue Jays and Astros will make a trade soonish. Blue Jays seen scouting Francis Martes at AA Corpus Christi.
>the current state of /mlb/
>>69252727
I wish that was the case, but unfortunately it wasn't me
Noah Syndegaard's elbow is done. He can't pitch anymore
>>69252816
Why don't we talk about how mad I'm not
>>69252831
I'm just kidding it was actually me lol
No one even shitposing about Bryant?
>>69252900
Nice falseflag
>>69252900
Why, what happened?
>>69252915
Nice try faggot, we know you're just trying to keep the attention focused on you right now
Are >we good again, /mlb/?
>>69252959
Nice falseflag again, trying to simultaneously divert attention from the fact you're falseflagging but also keeping the attention on you
>>69252991
Wew lad
>>69252986
Unfortunately
Is it true that a Texas accent is caused by the proteins in semen binding to the vocal chords as t slides down their throat and changing the pitch of one's voice?
>>69252986
Only acceptable if you stop the cusb
>ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS APOLOGIZE
AND NOW IT'S TOO LATE
>PRAISE KEK
>astros
>lose to the whos art form
>beat the surging mariners
What even is this team?
I'm going to my first baseball game tomorrow, Brewers/Nationals, will that be a decent match?
>>69252900
Imagine how ape the cusb fans would go if he collided with heyward and bryant tore something
Progressive Field is sold out for the first time since Opening Day , 2014.
Shameful.
>>69253320
>>69253320
and of course it rains now when it hadn't rained at all the entire time they were on a road trip. Barely rained at all this year here it sucks everything is dust
>>69253320
http://cleveland.cbslocal.com/2016/02/29/indians-home-opener-at-progressive-field-a-sellout-for-23rd-consecutive-season/
(You) shameful
>marlels
damn miami is getting fucked over by this ump hard
>>69253320
I'm surprised they had a sell out that recently actually. There's teams much worse than that attendance wise I'm sure
Royals thread where?
ICHIRO
>>69253256
Yeah. Nats Park is nice. Ben's chili dog.
Happy 4th, /mlb/
>>69253320
>rags
Tigers @ Indians
>>69253543
Pls stop raining cleaveland, you're the only baseball I can get here now ;_;
>bunting on 3-1 counts with a runner on 2nd
for what purpose? How does that help anyone
>marlels
>bunting into a double play
>the city of don mattingly
>Marlins
SHIT TIER bunting
FIRST TO 53
EVEN
Y
E
A
R
>1st and 2nd
>no out
>tie game
>bunt into a 3-5-4 double play
Marlels babsel
>marlels
>don mattingly
>>69253653
Should be cleared up by 7:30
Christian Yelich looks like an ayy lmao
U may only reply to this post if you have 53 wins
Not so fast the entirety of major league baseball except for the even year memers
Volquez getting BTFO in the 1st
>>69253847
BTFO by the ump
Rank the following single-game batting accomplishments from most to least difficult to achieve...
>4-HR game
>hitting for the cycle
>batting 1.000 for one game with at least 5 AB
>bunt HR
>inside the park (non-bunt) HR
>19 total bases in 9 innings (single-game record by Shawn Green; Josh Hamilton has AL record with 18)
...and the following single-game pitching accomplishments, most to least difficult
>20 Ks in 9 innings
>perfect game
>no-hitter
>immaculate inning (9 pitches, 3 Ks)
>giving the best contact-hitter on the other team a golden sombrero (4 Ks, also in 9 innings)
>>69253861
For missing the zone by a foot?
>>69253823
non-53-game-winner here
reply
>>69253869
Just lookup how many times each have happened and you have your answer
>>69253869
this is dumb and you're dumb
i'd rather have fucking >rags posting or stupid dodgers/giants raging than this shit
>all this marlins spaghetti
I want to make fun of them. But its like making fun of the kid in a wheelchair for not being able to run
blow gays offense always disappears after a blowout so we will lose this after le 1 pitch man probably goes 8 innings while giving up only 1 run
>>69253870
He is getting squeezed. There have been some pitches that most umps would have called a strike get called a ball.
cant trap the ball against the ground and technically that's a judgement call by the umpire that can't be challenged but whatever this replay system is bullshit
>>69253870
Not getting the fringe calls the jays pitcher got. Umpire hates America
>>69253905
U have no integrity my dude. That's rly disrespectful.
wow now thats fucking umpball
>>69253910
frequency =/= difficulty, necessarily
>>69253911
now this opinion is just ridiculous
>>69253975
What game?
>>69253936
GOD BLESS AMERICA
why isn't rodney getting fined for wearing his cap sideways like a fucking hood nigger? what a disrespectful fuck
>>69253990
Hitting 4 hrs in a game is easy that's why it happens so little
>>69253942
ARF ARF ARFARFARF ARF
that's sea lion language for "you're a fag"
>>69253990
nah i'm serious. at least it's actually talking about baseball, not just spinning wheels about a bunch of random nonsense
>>69254006
Remember in last year's ALCS when the royals were getting btfo but then they sang god bless america and the royals went on to rekt Price so hard that he ran to Boston?
Go Jays
>Russell Martin throwing out 12.5% of base stealers
Nice """""catcher""""" you got there toronto
>>69254094
Jump over here for the new thread
>>69254094
>>69254091
russell martin a shit
>name is Walker
>Walks
absolute madman.
>>69253869
>Batting
19 total bases
4 homer game
Bunt homer
Inside the park homer
Hitting for the cycle
Going x-for-x where x >=5 AB
>Pitching
20 Ks
immaculate inning
perfect game
no-hitter
golden sombrero
>>69254041
>talking about baseball feat power rankings
>random nonsense
>prefers retarded meme shitposting
bruh
>>69254052
I won't ever forget. Price is a mental midget.
>le sideways hat nigger man
hahahahahahaha get fucked cucklins.
>Marlels
>marlins
what a clown team lmao
Marlins Man is just sitting there like a cuck. If it was Da Land they'd be throwing garbage and warm feces on him by now.
if your team didnt sell out july 4th its time to pack it up tbqh
>>69253256
>match
Tripfaggin
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