will he literally recover from this?
I hope he desont, i could never stand that cunt: dued ignoranza lmao
Why the fuck was he evn in France, we have better strikers and he doesnt even play at Juve, same for Sturaro
>>69204575
I thought he was black when I first saw him
>>69204575
he was unironically brought in at the 121th minute to take that penalty
did Conte ask him to take it like a madman? What did he mean by it?
>>69204613
He's le work rate generous man, and Conte loves that kind of players.
Didn't Elsha take penalties back at Milan, anyway?
>>69204575
he will literally actually unironically literally TSSUUUUU literally yes
>>69204613
He scored 8 goals in 24 appearances and aproximately 1050 minutes, that's a higher goal % than Sperming, Sburridge and the likes. With that and the fact he always played better as a sub in mind Conte called him hoping he had le surprise killer striker.
What he failed to realize is that Zaza has literally no self-control
>Comes in
>Starts kicking people around
>>69204731
>Higher goal % than the English Balotelli and the black Wilshere
Not surprised.
le leave penalties to me man
>>69204654
>He's le work rate generous man,
So is Belotti, but he can actually score
>>69204731
>He scored 8 goals in 24 appearances
yeah with Dybala feeding him against Genoa alredy down 2-0 usually
>>69205079
>Zaza scores okay goals
>HE GOT FEEDED
>Morata scores like 20 goals in 100 games most of which were literally spoonfed on the goal line by Tevez and Dybala
>LE NEW RAUL GONZALES BIANCO
>>69204630
He isn't?
>>69205131
Morata is overrated too, still better than Zaza
>>69205131
Morata hype is the most incredibly constructed shit in world football
he's barely above average at best and he gets called world class
his only real quality is that he delivers under pressure - usually
>>69205136
He's not black, just south Italian
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simone_Zaza
what did he mean by this?
>>69205136
>>69205201
>>69205273
Colour me surprised. Honestly thought he was the token nigger.
>>69205267
>look ref, thats how Chinese talk
>>69205306
i did not expected answer
>>69205267
fucking kartoffel
>>69205343
Untermensch detektiert
>>69205267
When an Italian or South American does this, they're passionate
When a German does it, he's a cunt
Really makes you think
>>69205293
He doesn't even look black, more arabic if you really want to shoehorn it.
>>69204613
Your coach got memed by his penalty statistics
>>69204575
Of course, it wasn't the decisive penalty and it was only in a quarter final. He will just have to endure getting memed on.
>>69205375
He looks like an autist throwing a tantrum 2bh.
>>69204691
>2-1
you cunts should have taken Giovinco
>muh MLS
he's a fucking beast
There's that word again. Literally.
>>69205426
He really is, I can't understand why gonde didn't call him
>>69205343
t. Mehmet üzümcü
>>69205403
He's actually just imitating the Italian way of talking, mamma mia ragazzi molto bene ciao tortelloni mario
>>69205488
Oh.
Would have never guessed, honestly. I just thought he was being obnoxious.
>>69204575
while sitting on the bench as 5th (fifth) striker of juventus?
>>69204575
Yes, I'm sure sp will eventually forget this.
Hasn't got the legs to be a long running meme. No jokes instead in that sentence
>>69205197
this, i cant believe people actually say he's world class and PL clubs are ready to splash 50m or so for him, redicolous
>>69205400
It's not missing the penalty. 6 players missed in just the first 10. It's the meme dance he did before
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3Oeudtyfsk
Being as mediocre and unremarkable as he is, this is the only thing he will be remembered for
>>69205571
So if he has scored would he still have been memed?
>>69205646
yeah, just as a succesfull madman
>>69205442
>end up having giaccherini,insigne and giovinco up attacking
it'd be pretty memey
>>69205740
successful :|
>>69205646
Of course, but maybe for a couple of days.
>>69205748
Manlet FC™
> ""Non posso farci niente - spiega -Dispiace perché stavamo facendo una cosa straordinaria"
>Ho tirato sempre così, ero convinto di poter far gol e del resto l’avevo spiazzato, ma la palla è partita ed è andata così.
http://www.gazzetta.it/calcio/europei/2016/italia/03-07-2016/italia-zaza-il-rigore-non-posso-farci-nulla-episodio-non-cancella-resto-160215252990.shtml
>stavamo per fare una cosa straordinaria
you did, the birth of new meme is pretty extraordinary
>Giovinco
fuck off
If anything, Conte should've taken Gabbiadini (I know he's not a pure striker) or Belotti
>>69205858
Translate it. Most of us don't speak New Jerseyan.
>>69205858
>he's always done it like that
>the one time he fucks up he gets memed into oblivion
Memes ruin people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxdLEkHAiE4
>>69205935
"We wanted to do something great"
"I've always kicked the ball like that, but this time it went off"
>>69205858
Italian media seems nice to Zaza, I thought he would be roasted alive
>>69206093
we are not England
>>69206093
Eh, it's mostly Pellè we're angry at, but we aren't that mad at the NT.
They did well, we're proud of them.
>>69206093
he still got is fair share of epic meme on social media tho. And people were mad as fuck at Pellè
>>69205267
He was really mad almost all game. Why? Frustrated because he's not scoring?
>>69206203
>Log into facebook
>Find this
No, he will recover only figuratively.
>>69206309
Kek
>>69206093
Italians no longer give a shit about soccer. It's evident by the decline of their league.
>>69206432
Your memes are out of date, Pablo.
>>69206432
Thats sad to hear. Its like Italians stopped eating pasta
>>69206269
Yes.
>>69205403
He's mocking the italian cunt that dived.
>>69205197
kane is worse
>>69206309
there was where he is waiting in front of a toilet
>>69206687
Morata did some pretty clutch stuff and has some legit skill.
Kane is just a meme, holy fuck.
>>69206480
I was being sincere. I used to love watching Milan when they had Maldini, Gattusso, Pirlo, Nesta, Seedorf, Shevchenko, and Kaka. Seria A was fucking stacked back then. Now it's just Juventus dominating with a slightly above average team. If you watch a Seria A game on television these days you'll see that often half of the stadium is empty.
>>69206773
That doesn't change the positive Serie A trend though, it's about to overcome the EPL in the UEFA coefficient.
>>69205267
ITS WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
>>69206773
Slighty above average? They are one of top team in Europe.
>>69205267
you've cut it right at the moment when he smiles at his own antics
>>69206773
>Juventus
>slightly above average team
it's better than anything the memePL has to offer
>>69206687
People still hype Kane?
>>69206966
>Add Pjanic to juve midfield
>Khedira on the bench
Too bad for meme alves and memedzukic though.
>>69206997
Alves wont have to track back too much and is great going forward
Mandzukic is indeed pretty bad but they still need to replace Morata so they'll buy someone.
Not even sure i'm going to follow SerieA this year
>>69205273
WHEN I WAS-core
