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DAGOS BTFO
But based Buffon guessed nearly every corner
>>69176612
my heart
Fuck you nigger lover
DID EVERYBODY SEE NEUER HEIL THE CROWD AFTER SAVING THE LAST PEN?
THE YEAR OF MEME
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
Someone got the zaza pen for glorious keks?
Post Asuka
>>69176612
>Sweden celebrating someone else's win
fucking cuck
Hello, Italy?
I want to order a pizza with extra tears.
i've never laughed so hard during penalties
what the fuck were half of them even doing
GOOD
Feels good man.
FOUR HUNDRED
FOOOOOOOOUR HUNDREEEEEEEEEEED
EUROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
nth for Destroying Europe
good job germany.
hope you get fucked out of euro by iceland
Zazà vaffanculo
Zazà vaffanculo
>Italians
>White
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH SHITALY
Call 112 my heart is about to fail.
>7:6 after banaldy
get fucked italy, good game tho
Germany has 30 minutes of tiredness more than Iceland will have.
Iceland confirmed for champion.
>>69176612
GERMANY YES! FUCK THOSE SOUTH SHITS!
>this entire euro
>tfw all these penaltys
fucking insane BASED DEUTSCHLAND
>>69177017
>German humor
Just build funnybot already
ZAZZA
A
Z
Z
A
>>69177000
kekekekek
Rip in memes but I don't care about football and I'm happy those fucking monkeys will stop screaming every time Italy plays
WE DID IT.
CHILE VS GERMANY CONFIRMED
>>69176972
hahahahahahahaahahah
respect for italybros
buffon is goat
GERMANY
I had never seen a game with 18 penalties... jeez that was intense
>>69177127
it's called playing in the euros
Apologize
dat germania feeling
>>69176972
It was pretty cool, sans the end result.
>>69177000
>shitaly in charge of being this mad
>>69177236
They brought him in for this shit?
So ,how many germans can't play for the next match ?
the curse is broken, free at last
N E U E R
N E U E R
N E U E R
N E U E R
N E U E R
N E U E R
Congrats lads
>>69177236
It was so obvious he was going to miss. I thought de sciglio was going to miss as well but it bounced right into the net
>>69177236
>alright let me studder step until he dives
>okay just a little more
>why the fuck isn't he diving?
>oh fuck...
>the absolute madman won't dive
>the ball is getting closer
>HE'S STILL STANDING STRAIGHT
>okay let me kick it hard at this angle
>fuck...
I wish nobody could've won this hilariously bad game
THAT ITALIAN QT
SCREENSHOT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>69177236
>Sub in to missed
AHAHHAHAHHAHA
>>69177236
sweet fucking jesus
>>69177000
Being Swedish I'd rather see my closest tradepartner win rather than some third world ruin
>>69177412
1 Hummels as far as I know rest depends on fitnes.
>>69176893
that was impressive af. i think he guessed every single one right.
gg germany, euros are yours now, the bracket was retarded af
respect lads. One of the most intense matches I've ever seen
Boategg
Zaza
Never
Pelel
Ottomanzil
Who is your favorite meme player?
>>69177206
Shit, I prayed so hard for Italy to win, can't stand my neighbors screaming my walls down all night.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eDVN4XwoFqQ
well, that was pretty much the moral final, regardless what happens next, right m8s?
GUT GEMACHT JUNGS
JETZT NUR NOCH DIE FROSCHFRESSER RAUSWERFEN UND DANN DIE DRACHEN IM FINALE
mfw swedcuck posts merkel
>>69177557
>respect lads. One of the most intense matches I've ever seen
We were clearly better.
>Zaza
>Müller
>Schweini
What the literal fuck were they thinking?
>The Roman "Empire"
The Roman "Empire"
>The Roman "Empire"
The Roman "Empire"
>The Roman "Empire"
The Roman "Empire"
>The Roman "Empire"
The Roman "Empire"
>The Roman "Empire"
The Roman "Empire"
>The Roman "Empire"
The Roman "Empire"
>The Roman "Empire"
The Roman "Empire"
>The Roman "Empire"
The Roman "Empire"
>The Roman "Empire"
The Roman "Empire"
>The Roman "Empire"
The Roman "Empire"
>The Roman "Empire"
The Roman "Empire"
>The Roman "Empire"
The Roman "Empire"
>>69177236
This is priceless
>>69176893
still the best goalkeeper of all times
no one can ever take this from him
#Respect
>>69177596
Sublime choice.
>>69177236
WAKE ME UP
Well done krauts. Fucking Zaza, that's why you should never put niggers in the national team. Oh god, memes are coming....
This is such a shit tournament
>>69177236
what did he mean by this?
>>69176893
This.
It was lucky as fuck that he didn't safe more.
Its ok Italian bros France will stop the Nazi menace this time,r-right?
>>69176612
Thread music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBQVrCflZ_E
NOTHING'S GONNA STOP US NOW
>>69177621
ZUNÄCHST MAL AUTOCORSO FAHREN.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOU LITTLE BROTHER
Someone got jogis face after müller missed?
>>69177236
SUBBED IN FOR THIS
KEK <------
KEK
KEK
>>69177603
pretty much. if italy won i could see them losing to france or flucky tsu, germany are too good for that shit
>>69177663
>HOLY
>ROMAN
>EMPIRE
>>69176612
It's alright, I need some tall German guy to hug me though.
>>69177757
No it's not. We still got based Iceland and Wales.
>>69177679
>>69177236
reminds me of this
>>69177650
Absolutely, but the whole match I thought we were just going to lose but it kept going on
Good luck against Iceland
>>69177586
Same here, I wouldn't mind them winning if not this retarded noisy idiots.
Good job, Turkey.
>>69177586
you avoided the 2hours italian claxon fest
>>69177799
You mean Iceland right?
Why don't you take penalties like that against us you fucking cunts?
>>69177952
dat salt
THE SEVENS WERE SPEAKING THE TRUTH
>>69177724
that sub has got to be the worst bet ever
Ζαζa dovrebbe prenderlo nel culo.
His run of "lol I shat in my pants" ruined us
If the fucking Euro 2016 finals is going to be Wales-Iceland this board will go utterly nuts.
>>69177328
FUCK YOU NIGGER WITHOUT YOUR FUCKING BALLERINA SHIT WE WOULD NOT HAVE EVEN BEEN IN THIS SITUATION
THANKS >>>>>>>>>>>>Nachbar
FUNICULI FUNICULA
>>69177952
*Islamic Republic of Germanistan
ICELAND WALES FINAL SCREENCAP THIS SHIT NOW
Remove Germany from premises.
>>69178147
STILL salty.
>>69178053
Pellè was even worse
>mo gli faccio il cucchiaio xDDD
fucking retard
>>69177952
Too much salt in your spaghettis
>>69178005
i think they were genuinely shook by buffon, they second guessed themselves and tried to aim for the corners more
Who is this sandnigger?
>>69176939
Thought the same thing
He was just wiping his face. Reports about a re-emerging Nazi party are entirely exaggerated
>all this salty
>>69176939
Do you have a picture or WEBM?
>>69178131
>>69177915
ABSOLUTE KEK
I CAN GET YOU FALSE MUSLIM CREDENTIALS IF ANYONE WANTS TO JOIN ME ON A RAPE VACATION TO BERLIN - WE RAPE GERMAN GIRLS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!!!
WHO'S IN??!!!???
>>69178053
>His run of "lol I shat in my pants" ruined us
Why did I laugh so hard at this?
ayy who the fuck did this
>>69178322
Hey, thanks man.
>>69178265
Terrone
>>69177586
>Shit, I prayed so hard for Italy to win
probably for allah you unpatriotic goatfucker scum
>>69176939
>>69178287
>tfw live right on the German border
I'm scared 2bh
>>69178053
>>69178213
Zaza e Pellè candidati per la deportazione
#MakeItalyGreatAgain
>>69178345
ayy lmao
>>69178338
I already have the beard, let's do this!
>>69178005
Probably because we never face you in tournaments anymore since you always go home early.
>>69178345
ayy lmaoo
>>69178345
kek it's real
>>69177915
GOd damn, my sides werent prepared for this
HAHAHAA which one of you guys did this?
>>69178345
He was trying to lure worms out of the ground
>>69177236
>THE MOST DANGEROUS OF SUBSTITUTIONS
>>69178435
Give Elsass-Lothringen back and you have nothing to fear
Germany has no further territorial demands ;)
>>69177000
We are Germanic brethrens, of course we are on their side. Even I rooted for Germany
>>69177915
I am dying here
>>69178466
ICED.com
>>69177915
holy shit
>>69178345
weird, mines different
>>69178345
top kek
>>69178599
I live about 1km west of the pre-WW1 border, I'd be ok with it
podolski webm
>implying I care about a sport where turks and nggers decide matches for us
I haven't watched any France games, how good is their current team? I wanna fucking see Germany vs. Iceland
>>69178428
>patriotic = must care for a sport that bores him to tears
People like you are the reason why Germany is going to shit. Even if you're not German.
>>69178781
the only reason why we took him to France
His TF2 experience really shows at times like this
>>69178826
Not great but good enough to beat Iceland.
>>69178781
hes such a down to earth regular guy
>>69178345
>Simone Zaza (Italian pronunciation: [siˈmoːne ˈdzaddza]; born 25 June 1991) is an Italian professional footballer who plays as a striker for Juventus and unfortunately, the Italian national team.
>>69178863
kek
Can't beat the Turkish province of Germany.
>>69178707
>>69178345
keep changing it
kek
Anyway, it was still a great game. I'm really happy that the germans finally broke their curse. Good luck lads.
Guys, I usually go 4 times a week to the gym but I said to myself I won't go when we win. I feel kinda bad already though. Should I go anyway?
>>69178801
Weirdly enough, no one ever seemed to complain about a Pole becoming the world's top scorer with Germany
Poopmany will get fucking rekt in the semis
>>69176612
Reminder that since 1988 no other german than özil has scored against italy in euro or in world cup, and now this record will go on for at least +2 years. Germany deserved to win today.
>mfw zaza wikipedia page
>>69178967
Well, Poland was a part of Germany once, so it's fine.
>>69178965
Yeah
>>69178319
im looking, was watching on mobile but all highlights and replays i can find cut away just before.
>>69178287
>wiping his face
by extending his right arm straight for like 3+sec?
>>69177898
I can kick some penalties in your butt instead of hugs!
>>69178781
I really, really like our own personal meme man
>>69178946
>and unfortunately, the Italian national team.
max keks
>>69178981
I can't remember the last time Austria played. What happened?
they won't stop
>>69178967
poles are cancer too of course
fuck this team, fuck this country
Dickhead
YOUR MAN OF THE MATCH!
>>69178946
lol thats greek at the last sentence
>fuck you fucking zaza you and fucking pele
>>69179091
Iceland happened.
>>69176612
cuck around in private you whiteniggers
german bros did you just watch based Scholl go ham and basically say what we're all thinking
>>69179072
Maybe we mean different moments but that's how I wipe my face on my sleeve if I can't use a towel
Just mash your face right into your front delts
>>69176893
>this
Almost every time he knew the corner, it's his team mates fault. Especially that one nigger that only purpouse was to score in pentas and yet he fucking didn't. Thanks Obama.
my german friend says people are literally chimping out right now like they just won the final
How many players does Germany even have left for the next match? 4? All of them god two yellow cards.
>>69178345
>>69179134
>>69179094
>>69179090
>>69179035
>>69178946
>tfw it got locked now
keks were head though
>>69179186
>"Ecke and bum"
He is payed 800k for this statement
What do you think are my chances to score?
>>69179147
This entire game was just a foreplay for the inevitable showdown of the best keepers in the world.
Too bad the shooters were fucking shit.
>>69179241
Can confirm. The whole city of nuremberg is awake right now... and they are pretty loud.
everything inside of me knew this dumbass would miss his shot and extend the shootout
>>69177236
>YOUR ONLY FUCKING JOB WAS TO SCORE AND YOU DIDN'T YOU AFRICAN SUB HUMAN.
>>69179186
He sure is some based bro.
Love how he talks about football and not the players wife's dog.
>>69178946
nothing is more vandalist than that miss
>>69179076
I-It's fine just don't do that pigeon thing p-please.
>>69178965
Now?
Or Sunday?
Don't go if you would celebrate instead, go if you know you'd have too much of a guilty conscience to enjoy doing anything else
>>69179293
As many as Zaza shooting a penalty
>>69179147
He's always the man of the match.
>>69179293
Go all out
What the fuck were they thinking with those corners though?
>>69179293
Looks like a terrible case of myspace angle
>>69179050
>>69179067
I guess you are right. I should fap to Asuka and then go to sleep.
>>69177236
>Letting niggers in charge of important shit
Well it's not like they didn't deserve this.
>>69179362
>tfw I grew really fond of pigeons because I feed them for 2 months and had some fun with them
Great animals as long as they don't home in on my car
>>69179241
Can confirm, literally rise of the planet of the turks.
>>69179352
motherfucker made a name for himself out of nowhere
>>69178828
>People like you are the reason why Germany is going to shit
weird statement given I'm not a rapefugee, roach or a self hating leftist, the three demographics actually ruining Germany right now
>bores him to tears
were you so busy getting railed by bbc that you missed the last 30 minutes?
>>69176996
Greatest image ever.
>>69179281
Butthurt salty wiki editors are quicker than Zaza at least
>>69179388
Sunday morning.
>>69179428
Good taste
>>69179428
best girl
based germabro
>>69179293
What the fuck is that?
>>69179094
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>>69179362
FULL PROGRAM
"BALLS"DEEP
>>69179293
Cuck. curse her and tell her she's a bitch.
>>69179293
As good as Zaza taking a penalty kick
>>69179575
A bot on okcupid.
>>69179256
Only Hummels is yellow locked. Everyone else is wounded though.
>>69179453
anyone got more screencaps of her?
>>69179786
>please respond
every fucking time
>>69176612
Delete this witch
>>69179786
For her vagina you'd make several novice-tier mistakes?
Just kidding, Kimmich is great
>>69179241
American in Berlin, trying to go to bed because I have a fucking newborn and I can't because people are driving with hand on horn nonstop
>>69179786
Expert seducer
>>69179946
Settle in for a rough night
>>69179946
Isn't that a bit too early for your kid to start fucking?
>>69179870
>https://www.instagram.com/vikyvarga/?hl=en
What did he mean by this??
Good job Germany, it was a fair fight
I'm impressed we didn't get hammered before the first half, seeing who we brought to this Euro cup.
>>69180006
Would invite her to join my Axis alliance to be desu
>>69180019
Nah, he's circumcised unlike you fags, so the bitches love him
Oh shit, she's not a bot.
>>69180026
This needs cartoon sound effects.
>>69179946
Do us a favour and start an insomia induced amok run through the cesspool that is Berlin.
Make sure to take Merkel with you.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10650289
>>69180026
slowpoke
>>69180026
"Please add this to the collection of timeless /sp/ memes"
>>69180111
Berlin is such a shithole man, can you imagine that it's my only experience of what it's like to live in Germany?
who took the worst penalty lads?
>>69180026
>deadlyscoringsystem.webm
>>69179946
are your wife, her newborn and the baby's biological father also having troubles sleeping?
Why don't you ask her (nicely) to let you inside from the balcony?
>>69180094
The funniest part about you posts is that many Germans really think you guys are that gay.
>>69180117
LUCKYGALL GET THE FUCK OUT
>>69180094
Tell her that "ich will deine Brüste sehen, du schlampe"
Works most of the time
>German
>from Munich
>didn't watch the game
fucking dropped
>>69180209
Zaza's was the most comedic one, but Schweinsteiger's was equally bad, and then there's fucking Pelle, it's a tough one really.
>>69180303
Muller's was really pathetic as well.
>>69180231
Big talk from a guy who has to sweep the path from his cuckshed to the house for landmines.
What's the name of the Serbian guy who is fucking your girlfriend, Dragan?
>>69180209
Definitely pellè
>decisive penalty
>AOOO FAMOGLIE ER CUCCHIAIO
>>69180303
>using le laughing with tears in eyes face unironically
dropped
>>69180303
You fucking unpatriotic cunt. I hope you get raped by 1000 refugees.
>>69180183
Big fucking deal
I live in Brandenburg but go to Berlin quite often because I study in Potsdam, only difference is how many brown people make you cross the street
>>69180183
thats like visiting disney land and only going into small world.
>>69180339
Müller was cursed by a gypsy, his whole family will die if he ever scores a goal in a Euro game
>>69180390
Wat
Berlin is a shithole bro. It's filthy and the people have shit personalities. Have you ever been to NRW, Hesse, or Bavaria? Much better people, and much cleaner cities.
>mfw didn't even mention Saxony-Anhalt
Oh wait
>>69180266
I am literally that gay!
>>69180390
Everything east of Osnabrück is dire shit.
>>69180348
lol nice comeback, libtard.
actually, I am the minesweeper.
also, many ladies from western world come to visit our coast every year, looking for good time.
their men are cucked, and play vidya all day.
>>69180502
>NRW
>cleaner cities
what drugs are you on?
>>69180514
Now let me break the curse of my virginity. Please respond.
>>69180183
>Visiting Germany
>Going to Berlin instead of Munich
It's your own damn fault. It's like me going to Chicago and complaining that your country is a shithole.
>>69180514
I don't get this. Are you gonna drive over to München just to fuck a random slut?
>>69180514
>"for us bad germany/italy history"
we need WW3 asap, i'm gonna fuck shit up
>>69180502
Berlin is literally Greece with much more the niggers and the Arabs
I was surprised how I felt like home there
>>69180613
more like going to detroit and complaining about the niggers
>>69180514
Just stop lad.
>>69180613
I would've loved Munich, but there are no companies in my field based there, unfortunately.
>>69180637
I'm legally required to do this or I'll lose my visa, sorry Greekbro:
PAY DENBTS
>>69180634
Yeah man that German-Italian history. You totally helped us in WW2 instead of fucking everything up even more
>>69180594
That's a good line but I don't think she'd believe me...
>>69180625
I don't know man, she messaged me first so maybe she'll drive to my place
>>69180591
>A PROUD ARYAN UBERMENCHS
At lest Adolf is proud in white heaven.
I can't decide if I want Iceland winning or us getting back-to-back championships more
Please help me decide
>>69180847
Iceland beating England -> France -> Germany -> Portugal would be a pretty awesome story and I'm a total cuck, fellow German friend, so I know you think like me.
>>69180847
0-4 iceland winning
5-9 back to back
roll!
>>69180962
rolling for myself
She said yes!
>>69180634
you already fucked up WW2 being our "ally"
>>69180962
roll
>>69177000
Of course they are on our side. You are practically sandniggers to them.
>>69181061
"atop the eiffeltower,
i pay"
>>69181061
She can barely string an English sentence together, I highly doubt she knows what pitching and catching means
>>69181102
You did notice our best player is black right?
>>69177206
The Italy fans are obnoxious af even here in Germany. Pretty glad we shut these apes up. That said, apart from fucking sneaky pants Pink Zazza you made for an amazing game.
>>69181061
Ach so she wants the wurst.
>>69181128
lmao, I'm a NEET
>>69181152
I was actually counting on that, because I'm not too confident on France's chances if we do get to the semis.
Just happy that I wasn't born german
>>69181061
Mememagic will make Iceland win to spite you.
>>69176932
dago detected
>>69181871
You just broke the curse and get a ticket to the semis, why can't you be nice just for one day?
>>69182327
jej
>be german
>can't party because no fun allowed
wtf is this shit literally 20 police men looking for ordnung
>>69182693
Why don't they prevent german women from being raped though?
>>69182806
cause it's racist
>>69182931
If only Trump could make germany great too
We almost got blacked, but that just meant we had to win it twice. Well done
>>69180742
H-hey guys I have an idea let's invade Russia :DDDDDDDDDDDD
DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES!
>>69180209
>worst penal
>>69182806
cuz they are cucks
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