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>Penalty
>No card
Got my hands WRAPPED around my wife's son's neck right now.
>>69170215
2nd for Juan Aurich DNB @2.2
8 more minutes for 1/2 cards. I want to believe!
I have to fucking ask
What the fuck was Baoteng doing raising his hand?
>>69170483
Waving at the wife's son in the crowd
Rip anon on Germany win
>>69170483
>4:48am in Singapore
What you doing up pal?
>>69170294
Very nice post but the lid survives
>>69170294
hope you stop strangling him now
>>69170483
being a fucking retard thats what
>>69170294
Why is it your wifes son? Isnt he also your son?
Looks like my wife's son is going to live a little bit longer
>>69170663
seething at Baghdatis/Youzhny 2bh
>>69170733
Tears pal.
So so many wife's sons surviving the night. Mines judgement day is tomorrow and the Tsonga match.
Boateng accidents can be very costly it seems.
CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMING BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Finally got enough now to buy the wife's son that gameboy station he's been asking for, hopefully if he's happy the wife might give me a round on her bottom soon. She's been going to the gym a lot and toning up, even got herself a personal trainer called Jamal who's been helping her get in shape. What I'm surprised about is that even though I'm only paying him £50 a week for 1 session, he's taking time out of his day to ensure that she's also eating right.I came home from work last week and found them in the living room with a sweat on, he must be ensuring that she trains at home as he had his shirt off and she was just in her underwear.
Thank you Germany for getting that yellow, you've ensure that I stay in a happy, fulfilling and loyal marriage.
>>69170604
Watching Euros.
What else?
>>69170794
Mines Del Potro, what do you think about that fag?
wife's son got lucky this time
>that kid in a gk jersey
Can't blame him, Neuer is a beast of a man.
This bitch just won £104 for guessing plays right
>>69170836
Damn this is gold.
Btw m8 sorry to break it to ya but Jamal is having a round on your son's mother's bottom
germanymen gonna win in extra time
So depressed
>>69170939
Should come back. Delpo is a strong boy. So so powerful.
>>69170483
I think he was trying to show he wasn't fouling chilling. Very strange behavior especially from a world class defender.
>>69171124
did you lose to Iceland too?
>>69171066
>>69170733
Are you dumb, or just new?
>>69171124
dw neighboor everything is gonna be alright in 30 mins, prepare to get comfy
>>69170939
I'm on this too and not worried.
>that penalty in the Vasco game
Would've thought it was a slag ref that gave it with how bad it was
>>69171272
Nah, don't really care about this game, but I'm stuck at home alone when I should be out drinking and the ET means I'll be stuck here for another 30 minutes at least and I don't even have beer.
>>69171186
Yeah, hope so lad
what's the bet? italy/germany et/penalties?
>>69171481
>Watching semi professionals instead of THE game
Americans.
People are putting money on Argentina against Uruguay and the line is moving
They beat us by 22 points and are better, but I'd swerve a third place match
>>69171690
>watching a mainstream game when lower league games are open for betting
Penny punting slugs
>>69171660
neither theyre all shit
REFUSE to believe Michael Caley is married to a WOMAN
Italy to qualify.
>>69171660
Me to put Euan to sleep when I visit Glasgow tomorrow x
>>69171887
REFUSE to believe you have ever spoken to a woman
th-thanks
>>69171870
>Not watching for entertainment
>>69171972
Stop @ing me you fucking freak
>>69171992
>betting on favorites
sven....
>>69172021
Stop using my gimmick you fucking dullard
>>69171999
>Italian game
>entertainment
'no'
>>69172246
zzzzzzzzzzz isn't your gimmick, you greasy little shit.
>>69172081
100 % because I didn't watch poland, germany or wales play before
only looked at results in their previous games which obviously isn't enough information
>boateng
such a top lad, my wife's son LOVES him
Can see this board turning into /pol/ 2.0 cause of boateng's mistake.
>>69172021
>>69172246
Arguably the worst anons. Sad sad little men.
Can't stop backing Juan Aurich. Won't stop backing Juan Aurich.
>>69172578
V strange post. Imagine being sad enough to type this shite out and then clicking submit. Weirdo.
>>69172776
V v strange post. Imagine being sad enough to type this shite out and then clicking submit. Weirdo.
>>69172828
Please have sex, you moon faced little cretin.
Under 2.5 bookings in ET @2.25 pmsl, SURREAL price.
>>69172776
Can tell your bird is 25 fat and a feminist. Get a life you freak of a man.
Shit memes lads
>>69173009
Very strange insult and insinuation to make at me. Can only think that you're projecting. Enjoy your lard ass lover, you chubby chasing little git.
>>69170326
Would brighten up my day, so it's probably not happening
>he STILL isn't ready to retire from gambling and move to montevideo
Stop arguing, you're scarring N'golo's son!!!
>>69173115
Shut up you nonce. Stop replying to me. Sad excuse for a man.
>>69173007
hahahahaha
>50% of my roll in play because if R A I N delays
>>69173007
T E A R S
E
A
R
S
>>69173410
>Staking 50% of your roll
Strange fellow
>>69173388
You are an extremely warped little person. Why do you persist in replying to me? Don't ever think of engaging me in conversation again, you acne-riddled mong.
>>69173488
It's spread over several live bets & pregame bets. UK weather fucked me.
>>69173633
I will not warn you again sicko. Reply one more time and I'll take action. I'll wipe you out with precision which has never been seen before on this earth. Maggot.
Dumping bankroll onto Italy on PENS
LETS GO
who wins on penalties?
P E N S
E
N
S
>>69173826
germany
>>69173826
germany bcause based neuer
>>69173826
literally flip a coin
>>69173789
Be careful who you are messing with, you pathetic cockroach. Run along to mummy or else you'll regret replying to me for the rest of your sad little life.
Italy @2.02 is VALUE
>>69173262
Might be happening
>germany never loses penalties
>germany never beats italy
which meme dies?
>>69174350
the penalties will go forever until isis strikes
Am I dumb, or did Skybet just give me free money?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LMAO
wtf was that run up
Muller SUCH a meme ffs
FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>69174612
pmsl looked like a floorball penalty
What was that
FUCKING DONE.
Ozil SUCH a meme ffs
ruh roh
GERMANY PENALTY MEME DIES
pelle LMFAO
wtf is going on
Pelle SUCH a meme ffs
is this a fucking satire
>Pelle
No idea how he's tricked everyone into thinking he's a striker
THE MEMES ARE TOO MUCH
>This meme penalty shootout
What's with all these missed pens
did you know that pelle is finnish for clown?
kraut tossers
MEMES
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD
>>69175492
I knew
SUCH meme players ffs
XCOM.avi
TOP KEK
GOAT penalty shootout
CHOKERS FFS
CHOKERS FFS
Unreal penalty shootout. Best I've seen in a long time.
Going down the middle is SUCH a meme tactic tbqh
>>69175979
Statistically best spot
>tfw put a cheeky fiver on more than 12.5 penals
GOAT PENALTY SHOOTOUT?
Can't stop gasping at these pens
BOATENG
>>69176073
Would LOVE to see some evidence of this.
NEUER GOAT
>Penalty shootout more exciting than the actual match
Meme are real
ITS OGRE
Shaking had so much on Italians. They lost cause of me.
>>69173961
I warned you, vermin. This is your last chance. Do not reply to this message if you value your health.
>tfw everyone is celebrating at the public viewing event and all the pubs
>I'm sitting in front of my PC drinking Baileys alone
>>69176099
Tears.
>>69177040
you're such an individual anon, congrats
>>69176273
I saw it on QI. Series M episode 16
>When taking a penalty in a football, for the best chance of success you should aim straight down the middle, because the goalkeeper nearly always jumps either left or right. Footballers know this, but no-one ever does it because if they did aim at the keeper and the keeper didn't move, they would be loathed. Goalkeepers tend to go left 57% of the time, right 41% of the time, and stay in the middle just 2% of the time. Three countries in the world have a 0% success rate at penalty shoot-outs, which are Gabon, Romania and Chile, each of them having played and lost two each. The worst country in the world to have played more than two penalty shoot-outs is England, having won just one out of eight, giving them a 12.5% success rate. In comparison, the Germans have won 83% of penalty shoot-outs.
(Correction: After this episode was recorded, but before transmission, Chile did win a penalty shoot-out, beating Argentina in the grand final of the 2015 Copa America 4-1. Also, Germany won another penalty shoot-out in Euro 2016 against Italy).
>>69177040
Go out and celebrate
>>69177040
Fuck thats sad just go out go to any bar and celebrate
>>69177040
At least you don't have a misshapen head :^)
I should have bet more than a tenner on us winning in penalty shootouts
that zaza runup was an absolute DISGRACE
>>69177216
fascinating tbqh.
>>69177202
Wanted to go see the game with friends, but they were all busy doin other shit until it was too close to KO to head to the city so everyone stayed at home. 12pm now, still enough time to celebrate and go out, but not sure if I'm gonna bother.
>>69177468
Never seen a short run up ever work. didn't work for messi, wouldn't work other memers
>>69177777
Impressive. Very nice.
>>69177777
You might wanna hit a slot machine
Paranaense SW @~1.7 tbqh
I swear Skybet are such Jews, I bet on Germany's 4th penalty to be a goal and they're claiming it was the 3rd, even though I took a screenshot of my betslip that says 4th when it was marked as a loss.
Why are they such cunts?
pmsl. Now "friends" are sending me messages asking why I didn't come to the pub. OBVIOUSLY no one told me they would be there. Well shit.
Do you believe in miracles /bet/?
Stake a medium on Iceland +1 tomorrow.
>>69178450
Tears buddy. West London meet up with me and Hass. You're on the guest list.
>>69178166
Was JUST about to ask if this was the addict bet.
On MARGE
>>69178600
Hitting up Liquid desu
>>69178166
laying this
Can we get a muggy acca for tomorrow PLEASE?
>>69177216
>The worst country in the world to have played more than two penalty shoot-outs is England,
I..it's coming home, i...it's coming home
:(
>>69178970
n-next time m8
>>69178488
France are, much like the other top teams in the Euros, T E Z.
Iceland & Wales the only teams who look like they're in a fucking championship. Offering the wife's daughter, her bull & her boyfriend to Satan for an Iceland win tomorrow.
VERY young, mostly U18 side out for Kraze, Weston +2.25 is value even if they are shit.
>>69178722
>Flashbacks to sixth form
Fingered so many girls in Uxbridge
>>69177216
>Chile
>0% success rate
How old is this?
>>69179247
teamsheets?
>>69179383
1 year, read the correction
>>69179247
Yeah Kraze are a team that should never be on a minus desu
>>69179401
Comparing players mentioned on Twitter to the stream, pitch is also dire + wet
Just bet £1000 on Bremain lads
>bet £300 of Germany to score their next penalty at 22:41 as my betslip shows
>skybet mark it as a loss, claim that I bet on germany's third penalty
>they have a tweet at 22:40 for the third penalty
How can I report these cunts?
>>69179692
just give up. you lost your bet
>>69179692
Report it again and tweet about it so it gets attention
>>69179692
I hate to say it but post it on twitter or plebbit to give it exposure. You aren't getting your money otherwise.
>>69179692
Here's their tweet, a minute before I made the bet
>>69179692
Post slip
Kansas City SW @1.9 too
over 3.5 on Phili VS Houston game @ 3.0
easy and free money
>>69179692
>bet £300
Fucking why, just flush notes down the drain m8
>>69180204
>betting @ 1.29
>mainstream
>lotto
>skybet
>>69179692
thats what you get for betting on mug shite
tears tbqh
>>69180204
lololol they're refunding the stake. Inspect element works!
>>69180365
meh, I'm up about £4k today and was betting silly, I also put £200 on muller and ozel to score
>>69180212
Isn't betting banned in the US?
I've got £20 riding on Iceland beating France before extra time. 8/1 odds.
Do you guys think I'll make some money tomorrow?
Frederickburg have been in a slump lately and I reckon Virgina will get more past them, on 0.0 for a smed. Beat them 4-2 a couple of weeks ago.
>>69180444
First day here?
>>69180569
Unlikely
does anyone have that /bet/ meme comic that's the OP image sometimes?
>>69180433
pmsl
>>69180569
The ride ends here. Don't know why people are overrating Iceland so much, England are just an awful team, France isn't that spectacular but they don't have Joe Hart in nets.
>NIGHT SHIFT
1/3
>>69180595
Yes and last, not interesting in betting just popped in to see what you lot talk about.
>>69180584
Or it might have been Frederick FC who they beat 4-2, need to check my notes
>NIGHT SHIFT
2/3
>>69180444
Only if you live in states that aren't free
>>69180687
>>69180779
Wouldn't wanna spend my saturday night any other way.
>NIGHT SHIFT
3/3
>>69180841
>>69180779
>>69180687
there's at least two L A R G E steaks tonight tbqh
>>69180907
Medium rare or well done?
pmsl, full refund and £50 for free
>>69180961
forgot image
>>69180212
Price is now @1.08. Lewdie shrewdie
The fuck, £50 freebet on odds of 1.2 only gives me a return of £10
>>69181041
>inspect element works
>>69181207
You dont get to keep the stake dummy
>>69181260
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, well I'm a dummy.
>Fell for the Weston meme
>>69181041
PLEASE can I have five of those pounds, honestly.
>>69181041
Can I have five pounds?
>>69181372
I've sent you enough money Sunhil or whatever your name was
>mfw zaza missed his penalty
Goodbye potential italia winnings
FUCKING WOPS
Also Day 4 of Juve tryhards complete
£20 ==> £28.40
Looking to hit fifty by the end of the week :/
>that keeping
jej, I'll take it
>>69181437
I thought I was shit at this
>>69181419
Don't think that's true m8 unless you're Derfel
>>69181338
Very angry at that anon
>>69181437
Love this progress.
>>69180759
Yeah it was Frederick, not Fredericksburg.
>>69181488
I am, dropped my trip because my TT is dire. Starting a new one.
Why does everyone make fun of juveguy?
>>69181169
hahahahahaha, NEVER bet on a team to win in MLS; over goals is the only winner.
Was on over 4.5 @ 11.0
>>69181814
That was a baseball bet lad. Also had Montreal +2
>>69181535
Fair enough, do not want to beg from U
>>69180433
what you been on today lid?
>>69181372
How many people have actually sent you fivers?
>>69180212
This footy or some meme sport? Can only find the slags
what does pmsi mean?
>>69181969
Was baseball. Then they scored 5 times and that price flew away. Been using ML and SW interchangeably recently, probably should stop
>>69182028
No worries pal, must be like me saying soccer
>>69182028
pmsl. I just bet 5 euros on sporting kansas city MLS team at 1.87
>>69181997
Price may stop increasing
>>69181997
Putting mywifes son injured
>>69181856
Over 4.5 on Guangzhou, over 3.5 on Jiangsu Suning, over 3.5 on Henan Jianye, over 3.5 on Tianjin Quanjian, over 3.5 on Shenzhen Kaisa and over 3.5 on Dalian Yifang.
I had a few smaller bets, but I had £150 on each one of these, a few lost but I'm happy with the result.
Got £200 on over 3.5 of each of the MLS games tonight and then an accumulator of £150 on over 1.5 for each one. If that wins I think I'm done with betting for a while; the amounts I'm playing with right now have started to affect my health.
holy shit Uruguay actually won
pseudoshrewdies literally fuming right now
>>69181915
two
>>69182162
>up 4k
>lists 5 bets with £150 stakes
>some lost
yeah so what else?
Will go back to begging full-time if Romania lets me down tomorrow
Allsaints sale is decent, like some of their suede jackets
If Tsonga wins tomorrow. Party at mine.
>>69182270
Most of them had odds of between 2.2-11. The Chinese are like the Americans when it comes to scoring goals, it's either barely any or tons.
>>69182401
that still is nowhere near 4k though is it mate
Is Independentie SW THE altitude bet of the night?
>>69182346
tipster is back eyyyy
>>69182532
I think we have the same mind m8. I was thinking the same thing, but bovada doesn't have it in play ;_;
>>69182532
>Independentie
HOW big?
>>69182553
So so proud of my Djoko tip thay I came back.
pmsl at this 1xbet ad
>>69182442
>6 bets in total, 4 won and 2 lost.
(150 x 2.2) + (150 x 6) + (150 x 11) + (150 x 8) - (150 x 2) = £3,730. Plus there's another ~£200 from the smaller bets
Maths is hard!
>>69182716
Was watching the stream earlier and their keeper is tez so I'm worried they'll concede again otherwise it's certainly worth a smed at least.
>>69182688
Uncanny desu.
Can't you use a broker like asianodds? It's on SBO, pinnacle etc
>>69182837
8/10
great service, would be trolled again
>>69182302
Don't worry, I have finished my model and it's looking promising, will start posting my tips once I have tracked 100+ games. So far 71% (overall, including predictions the model didn't consider value), 9 Winners with odds betwen 2.6 and 3.75. Still only 45 games tracked though.
>>69182856
Probably, but I cba. Would be good in the long run for me most likely, but I'm not sure how much longer I'll be around
>>69182919
>I'm not sure how much longer I'll be around
Y-you have plenty to live for p-pls ;_;
>>69183030
kek, it's not that. Grad school is starting to get busier and busier and I don't have time to check soccerway before my bets ;)
>>69182919
God will put you in hell if you kill yourself. So it's a lose lose.
>>69182895
drooling for it desu
Pmsl at people assuming someone is killing themselves when they say they might not be around.
>>69183219
I'm being ironic like my usual zany self :^)
How to post an acca on TT? I've got 4 tips for tomorrow but no point in having them singles.
>>69183326
custom tip
>>69183326
Pretty sure I explained this to you before. Just make a custom event, call it an acca, and write the tips in the analysis
smed on Washington Nationals ML @2.05
>Independiente STILL haven't scored
>>69183522
Wanna bong Hass' ears
>>69183102
Fair enough, might have to self exclude myself come September. It beggars belief but I finished this year with a first, but only just, so I'm still going to have to work pretty hard next year if I want to graduate with one. Although exams are gonna be piss third year, got diagnosed with ADHD (yes it's a real thing you cunts) and I'll have an extra 30 minutes for timed examinations.
I'm hoping a first will outweigh my lack of 'extra-corricular' activites pmsl. Was gonna do camp America this summer but I bottled it. Might take up rock climbing our summat
>>69183449
Laying this
>>69183522
>>69183604
I blame Ameribets desu
>>69183616
>extra corricular
pmsl
>>69183616
>ADHD
>real
PMSL
>>69183404
Don't like your tone lid.
>>69183377
Thank you Mr Hitler.
>>69183616
Nice work on the first. What uni is this
>>69183783
"uni". It's an old polytechnic
>Independiente
Getting very angry now. Should have consulted my model before trusting some Paki.
Need 2 Independiente Corners and a goal.
Please and thank you.
>>69183783
Near London (well not really) that's all I'm saying. Don't want to be bummed by Euan.
>>69183942
>just some Paki
You new here kid?
>>69183829
Eh, some are good. I heard Surrey's doing well
>>69184037
Surrey's a ex poly? No way.
Don't go to an ex-poly zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Uni is pretty shit though, I was sold dreams desu
>>69184174
>I was sold dreams
This is life t b h
Head in my hands knowing the weekend is half over. DON'T want to experience another week of wageslaving. :(
>>69184037
I kick myself over this every day, had the choice between Surrey or Southampton, went with South as I'd never heard of Surrey. Surrey is 6th in the UK and has the most amazing sports ground.
Something like 12 football/rugby pitches, two Olympic size swimming pools, different racquet courts, rock climbing walls etc..
>>69184174
TALK. LIKE. A. NORMAL. PERSON. FFS.
>>69184174
When I went to uni everyone was telling me I was gonna have the time of my life. They were right in a sense, it was the worst time of my life. Went to a commuter school though, so I guess I have only myself to blame.
>>69184174
Brits are ACTUALLY embarrassing
I wonder what mathworks tipping stats look like minus that 10/10 longshot that came in desu
>>69184290
>went with South
Jesus, I'm starting to feel better.
>>69184336
Well now, don't get me wrong, freshers year was definitely the best year of my life, but just the last few months have been horrible, never been so stressed in my life.
Just glad I didn't firm Essex now, then I'd truly be bored of uni.
>>69184336
>Went to a commuter school
That's a different breed of animal than the typical uni life desu
>>69184383
I've been following all of the his bets since that day and on my spreadsheet he's got a 34% yield and a 62% win rate. dece tbqh
>>69184530
From how many tips?
>>69184562
Only 44 so far so its early days yet
Joao Havelange is fucking 100 years old, got pneumonia a couple days ago and is cured already
God damn
Need 2 goals in the Seattle game and then I'm home free on my Acca, cash out value is high but steadily dropping.
Mississippi have a good squad out and Peachtree have a very young keeper today and this will be his first appearance.
Model rates Mississippi as a better team too.
>240p stream
Jesus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jZ9P8PTLVI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxdLEkHAiE4
Giggling
Night lids.
The Girl Next Door made me depressed lids. Want to be a teenager again.
>>69183701
Please post it
>>69185666
Desperately trying to find the odds for the Radwanska match.
>>69185773
PLEASE tell me Del Potro will win
>>69185608
Reminder that when we die, the experience we have in the eternal afterlife will be completely up to us and how we train our minds in this life. If you want to live as a teenager again one day, I suggest you start believing you can do it.
Wish I was on Peachtree now, they're looking much better. Brilla are not going forward at all, aren't even trying to test the 16 year old between the sticks
>>69185292
Is this a recording of a 1970s Siberia match?
>>69185292
>Commentary by Microsoft Sam
Jesus fucking Christ that miss
>>69185990
pmsl
>The referee has better eyes than I do
kek.
>>69185991
Disgraceful.
I'm gonna have a nap until probably 3am. .
>>69185833
Probably will. His head was gone but should come out firing.
PRAYING to the God of slags tennis. Please please please don't let me down.
Why did that cunt not pass FFS
11111
PMSL
This keeper really is tez.
PLEASE take more shots you cunts
>>69185834
Given me a lot to think about here pal.
I fucking love MLS, no goals for 60 minutes and now 1-1 within 5 minutes of each other. One more goal and I'm golden
>those two quick goals in the Toronto game
neat
If you are on a bad run and just can not win a bet. Please tell me your TT username so I can block you.
>>69186607
T4TW is mine
Also, over 2.5 goals in Philadelphia game, maybe even a small on over 3.5
>>69186622
Cheeky boy. Stay away.
>>69186607
>He can't let go of the trip
>>69186689
Very true pal. Girl stood me up today, needed some attention.
Three Kings just kicked off, wtb?
hey guys i dont know anything about betting, but i want to bet for iceland tomorrow, how do i do it?
>>69186733
avoid, Three Kings striker is struggling as she had anal sex for the first time last night.
>>69186755
Would recommend you have sex first. Then sell every last crop you have and put it on iceland+1
>>69186733
Three Kings will probably cover the handicap, but Eastern could definitely score one or two. Might tip over 3.75 but the handicap IS tempting.
>>69186766
>for the first time
Your sources are wrong pal
They're refballing the shit out of Brazil lmao
also I'm following the Twitter, the rball lad is having a mare desu there's been at least 3 or 4 shots on target
>>69186780
what does +1 means?
Night lids x
>>69186817
we chasing three kings ht?
>>69186890
Already it on it senpai, should have tipped it
111
sup
How do you rebuild your bankroll after you lost it all on a stupid bet?
>>69187130
get paid to have sex
>tfw you catch Euan posting on /biz/
>>69187227
Need link
HATE Aussie football desu lads
Hello where are the goals Houston
For all my pain, heartbreak and strife I've only lost £20 today.
If Houston-Phil is a draw@HT I'll have actually broken even.
Is it even worth me betting anymore, everytime I'm UAC I see to lose it all to some dumb ass meme team/player (Djokovic today) and vice versa when I'm DAC.
When the fun stops, stop amirite?
>>69186832
Absolute nibs.
+1 means you pretend Iceland start 1-0 up. So if Iceland win or if the game ends in a draw your bet still wins.
If France wins by 1 goal, your bet is void and the stake returned.
If France win by 2 goals or more you lose.
>>69187324
>When the fun stops, stop amirite?
You're having tons of fun anon, don't be silly!
>>69187324
Just want you to know Djokovic opened @1.02 and someone pushed that line down to 1.01
What do?
>>69187421
The thing is I actually am.
I've made up so many of my losses that ought not to have lost by literally betting on memes, like corners, cards and tie break tennis.
Sooner or later I'm going to be found out. I should have known when Djokovic went above evens, but I just figured him/Serena were nailed on to win every tourney they played tbqh.
>>69183449
And now hedge on Reds @2.45 for comfyness
>>69187492
You just need a bit of discipline m8, if you have to make a meme bet just because you've had a good day, keep the stakes low
Three memes united
>>69187577
But how do I maintain discipline senpai?
The temptation to bet on o4.5 1H corners is too much.
>>69187585
Shouldn't be cracking up at this post but I am. Cheers
>>69187621
This is rich coming from me, when I haven't filled in my spreadsheet for weeks, but if you keep a one you wlll be less likely to make dumb bets. The shame of seeing that you lost 10% of your bankroll betting on 'X team next corner' will help you maintain discipline I reckon
Eastern Suburbs being put to the sword here.
A couple more potentials tonight lids, too many refunds not enough winners but no losers today at Basi's Bungalow™!
>>69187368
where should i bet?
and im a rookie, shouldnt i start betting on just who wins?
are they trolling with these three kings prices/?
>>69187915
Probably.
Iceland won't actually win, so bet on France or o2.5 goals.
>>69187969
Eastern are DUE. Rebacked the goal line a few times so would love one or two more
Don't understand why Philadelphia Union are @5
>>69188048
Because everybody hates us and we don't care
>>69183449
>>69183664
Thanks ameribets.
>no goals
>>69188172
Concerned
>FC Tucson Women not in play
seething
>reback culture
>>69188494
Del Sol forfeited.
>FC Tucson is disappointed as this was to be the final women’s home match of the season, but unfortunately Del Sol are unable to field enough players for the fixture.
Insane lightningstrike outside, thought I was dead lids
>>69187992
This is the safest bet for tomorrow's game. It's what I did. France has been scoring 2 goals per match but I expect them to score a third on Iceland. No more than that because frogs love to park the bus.
fucked it lads.
>>69188942
What's up lid
>>69188961
Was with a 7/10 and she fuckef off to the toilet (very drunk) and never came back so I fucked off. Done it all wrong. Do I message her in the morning asking if she isn't dead?
>>69189000
Also, she has a bf
>>69189020
>also, she has a bf
>done it all wrong
Indeed
>>69189075
Not sure what you mean by this
Limited on SkyBet again despite complaining, gonna make a new account on UniBet, is it worth taking the deposit bonus or should I just avoid it?
>>69189089
I mean it only sounds like trouble desu, depending on how drunk this lass was for when you were with her.
Night night, hope the Aussies have some good advice for you pal
>>69189166
She's been interested 2/2 times we've met though. Women SO confusing.
>>69189230
Was she drunk both times she was interested?
>>69188169
You're welcome bb. We both made a bit of coin off of it >>69187495
>>69189230
Did you treat her like shit? Cause that's what all women want deep down. Whether they know it or not is another question
down big after last nights tennis
whats THE wimbly bet for tonight lads
>>69189248
She was drinking both times. Not amazingly drunk the first time.
>>69189317
N-no. I was only with her less than 2 hours.
Had a big loss earlier.
This acca better pay off, TT.
>>69188653
>struck by lightning
>/bet/ being this lucky
yeah
nah
keep dreamin matey
Puzzled by tomorrow's Corinthians price
>>69189399
Should've treated her like shit. It makes them more interested in you
Pixel punting on Bulleen women -1
>>69189667
just treat her rudely? I have a problem of being too 'nice'
>>69190534
Right before HT. Real fucking neato.
>>69190624
Kind of but not really. Jokingly banter with them. Don't treat them like a delicate flower. That's the approach that works for me. It also helps that I'm 6'3 in a field that commonly makes 100k+/year
>this Consadole Sapporo drift
Cannot. Stop. Backing.
>>69190948
Man I like your tips but I already backed romania's model here.
>>69191189
D-did you at least get on this one >>69190534
They're winning 6-1 now
>>69191301
Nope.
Looks like I am losing the sapporo bet as well. Oh well just variance.
>>69191385
Honestly don't know if Yokohama's striker dyes his hair grey or if he's just that old. Also, Could give Corinthians a go tomorrow. Price is way too good @evens IMO.
>>69191457
Noted. Will put a punt in cause you recommended it
Ah this sapporo bet is tragic
Also pixel punting on Fukushima DNB @2.2
>>69191636
Nah. It is going to be a riot.
Doesn't get much more comfy than everyone parking right next to the pitch
>>69191674
What did you mean by this?
>>69191685
One way traffic now
>>69191695
Are we talking about the same game?
>>69191751
Ah wrong game
>>69191751
MLB seems like such a difficult sport to bet on. best teams beat the worst teams, good pitchers do shit, games with the worst pitchers have only 4 runs, ect.
Its fun watching though, any good mlb bets tomorrow?
>>69191792
Haven't checked it out. In play is always interesting because the odds can move so quickly when a runner gets on base. Like today I took Nationals ML @2.05 once they fell behind 2-0 in the first to the Reds, then when they tied it up in the 8th, I hedged on the Reds @2.45. I'm trying to work out an in play model, particularly for when teams score early runs, but it's far from complete.
Any Aussies wanna help me decipher the bet365 terms of a hung parliament result for election betting.
From what I gather it depends of whichever gains power but there's clauses which make me a bit confused.
Cant post here because my phone refuses to copy more than what's on a pages worth.
>>69191636
Worried that my day of reckoning is soon
>>69192098
contacting them is probably best
>>69192136
No.
>>69192098
I'm not sure how it works either. Coalition is on track to win the election, and my cash out for a Labor win was pennies last night. Now it's shot back up close to my stake. I don't know if it's to get me to cash out in the case Labor pull out a win, or to get me to cash out before it gets refunded.
whats your take on France Iceland tonight?
considering putting on x
>>69192398
I've got my money on France. Even though Iceland is a difficult team to play against, I think France will penetrate their defenses.
>>69192398
at 4.2 odds its definitely appealing. I haven't watch the recent games played by France. How were they? The home factor is the only worry
Yanbian +2.5 @1.9 is worth a punt.
>>69192509
Even if France will win, there are many safer bets that give better odds. Im getting 1.44 for France win, which is shite.
Too much risk for too little reward, and there is little value as the margins are accurate for france
Why even have a market for this?
USA is literally free money
>>69192552
>Yanbian
what an interesting team, a chinese team that originated from Korean migrants. Their logo has korean on it too.
is it relatively safe?
>>69192510
as with the other big teams in this tournament I think they've been underperforming
>>69192338
Yeah I've got some on both for a cash out profit of $2 but I'd rather do that than a refund in the case of a hung parliment.
Still, I'm liking Labors chances.
>>69192578
Home advantage helps alot
But then again Brazil got absolutely btfo at home
Thats all the spare money i own. Tempted to get an easy 12% return
>>69192570
Not at all. Wouldn't go too big on it
>>69192553
I've combined mine with Women's Tennis.
>>69192631
What is the bet?
>>69192681
The USA mens basketball team to win gold. its literally free money
>>69192709
>the odds imply 90% chance
>historically they've only won 80%
Yeah, free money.
>>69192734
Yeah but lebron james ad steven curry. its easily the best team theyve had in decades
I want Iceland to win.
>>69192741
They're not going, kek
>>69192741
In 2004 they got 3rd with this team.
There's no value in this bet.
>>69192709
"Free" money
>>69192749
Jimmy is atleast
>>69192763
What does this mean
>>69192766
it is
>>69192782
Why don't people ever talk about the need for more diversity in the American basketball team?
>>69192741
they're not even playing lol
>>69192763
>Emeka Okafor
Iceland to win is currently at 8.00, what are their chances?
>>69192978
previous upsets have been against teams that on paper arent as good as france
but still, france hasnt really lived up to the hype so far
I think its really hard to tell desu, nothing surprises me about iceland anymore
Gor Mahia -0.75 @ 1.97
Thika Utd. - Gor Mahia U2.25 @ 1.78
>>69192748
dont we all mate
>>69192842
you know the answer kek
>>69193045
amount at stake?
>>69193126
3/10
is Euan really a janitor banning shitposters on /bet/ now?
This will be one for storytime with the wife's kid tomorrow night. In the meantime, night lads
>>69193292
21 shots
I heard chinese air does wonders for sportsmen
good night
portugal is literally free money at 2.2
Going to put a cheeky tenner on some Nip matches.
I find it deeply depressing how few people grasp that value of FTSE100 is mechanistically inflated by collapsing £
>>69193405
>Jeff united
kek
>>69193386
its not >free money.
Wales have impressed me the most this euros
Wageslave life just so so dire
>>69193424
Theyve been lucky more than anything
plus, Christy said he was bring a championship to portugal
>>69193386
>5 Draws in row
Surely they win this time
>>69193428
>not doubling it by betting on obscure third league summer matches
>>69193424
No rams
no dave
basically guts their midfield and an ok defender gets replaced with a mediocre counterpart
LARGE on Iceland corners tonight?
>>69193510
is ramsay out?
>>69193428
better get used to it m8ee cause there's no way in hell you're going to outsmart those bookie's
>mfw gambling for pleasure etc etc
>>69193544
Yeah because of cards
>>69193549
Im a full time punter AMA
>>69193549
>Implying
>>69193560
Have sex?
>>69193549
What kind of dog is that?
>>69193550
ah then i can see portugal winning. Belgium was heavily weakened after Vert and Dembele was out.
I cannot understate how important these two players are
>>69193568
oi tips?
Don't bet on Portugal at those odds
>>69193573
Check out the OFFICIAL TT acca on my TT. Also Kyrgios to finish of Deliciano
Romania's tips looking GOOD
>>69193568
>Have sex?
Most nights with my girlfriend
>>69193560
good shit
hows the work life/balance
is it non stop gambling or do you take time out for other interests
Are you worried about Nick Xenophon winning so many seats with his views on gambling ?
All losing tips appearing on my stats. Winners not yet included. Zzzzzzz
>>69192842
thompson is whiiiiite
Labor still @ 4.25
scared of a hung gov tho
>>69193624
>thompson is whiiiiite
what do you think about zverev and vesely bets
why is there no /tdf/-thread?
>>69193571
its a wombat m8
this is a dog
>>69193665
Zverev will most likely lose. Vesely is lottery but will win.
>>69193682
In Nippon we have saying: if the dog walks on two legs, he should be honored and we should not eat him.
>>69193646
Hung is at 1.37
Its literally gauranteed to be hung
>>69193704
Stop shitposting or well nuke you again
>>69193706
will go large when i get paid tomorrow, so sorta win/win
can't see libs winning at this rate desu
>>69193727
should i bet my bank roll? its only 140 $
>>69193716
u never nuked me, u white fukin pig
>>69193739
split it between labor & hung parliament
>>69193691
is there any value in overs?
like
>berd 0 3.5
010.5 1st set
Zeverev -1.5 set.
Or Vesely -1.5 set, vesely 3-0, vesely -4 games
>>69193691
maybe
never discount Berdshit's ability to choke though
o3.5 seems like a very good bet
>>69193756
I've tipped Zverev O3.5 sets. Yes there is value however, most of the time one of the players goes full retard and will fuck it up. 3-0 is the most dangerous tip. Handis are good in play. When a player breaks first game, especially women's it means a lashing is on the horizon.
>>69193790
only bookie i have money on only has the 40.5 game line, is this pretty much similar? can see this going to 5 sets
Mordovia Skaransk AH 0.0 @ 1.85 Match opened on an -1.25 for Mordovia but because of early rball line dropped to 0.0. This is the 2nd match against a Serbian team for Mordovia as a friendly. Last match ended 1-1 against Yavor. In that match according to match report Mordovia in the 2nd half changed all the formation. Also in that match the 1st 11 were the same as the 1st 11 in this match. In the 2nd half in the match against Yavor with the reshuffled squad played much better altough Yavor managed to get a draw in the 86 minutes. Now when comparing the line ups here, Mordovia`s starting line up is pretty weak with a lot of last season reserves. So I expect that with a better team in the 2nd half they should beat Jagodina who in the 1st half with a weaker team Mordovia was the better side.
>People's Sunday
>>69193727
How large is large?
How do I change the withdrawal method in bet365 ? I've always used one card, but now i want to have some money on the other as well, however, i dont see an option to change the card you are withdrawing to.
>>69193818
Think someone will take it in 4. Not sure who. Would go for it as unlikely to be many breaks.
>>69193744
By us i meant white people
>>69193850
I'll make sure to fly back to Europe before we do then.
>>69193846
so does over 40.5 games translate into o3.5 sets?
>tfw model still not automated
SUCH a hassle
>>69193885
you still have to fuck her manually?
hate that desu
>>69193839
depends on bankroll desu, not sure how you'll arb with $140, just do some calcs
>>69193881
99% sure it'll be O40 games if it goes to 4.
>>69193897
YES, it's dreadful
PGA on TT
>>69193973
Why the fuck are his messages always so fucking cryptic?
Get on it boys
Who is/was Stoke McTrenton?
>>69194003
I haven't got a clue how Grand Prix works.
>>69194040
It's basically just a bet on at least 5 cars not to finish the race
The next few hours will help me decide if Jo Willy Tsonga is an underrated special player under rated because of the big 4. Or if he's just a glorified Berdych.
>>69194064
worth a med?
>>69194082
Heads gone. Just realised how retarded that sounds.
>>69193841
The answer I got when I asked was that you can only withdraw to something you've deposited from.
>>69194113
not sure tbqh, I've been very hot and cold on F1 lately
Come on Vesnina and Kuznetsova, come on girls. Don't let me down.
>>69194211
You touching these at all?
>>69194333
Just over 3.5 in Zverev other than that not with a 10 foot stick.
>>69193841
You can't unless you've deposited with the card first.
Is supposed to stop money laundering or something?
>>69194374
I've got this.
Hey Romanianon, will you always be free?
>>69194415
Decent shouts. Vesely is playing like a GOD. But on such a bad run that if I get on he'll fuck it up.
>>69194415
why is vinci so overpriced? tempted t b h
>>69193682
You call that a dog? This is a dog
>>69194430
Going paid in 30 minutes
>>69194430
Delete this
v v lucky kuznetsova
>mfw didn't back her @ 3.40
