Who /not gay but sexually attracted to Neuer/ here?

>>69166501

Totally would suck his tremendious dick
(no homo though)

>>69166501
Totally would be his bitch (No homo)

>>69166501

Gomez is hotter #nohomo

>>69166501
would try to score a goal on him if you know what I mean (no homosexual tho)

as someone who was told a lot of times that he looks like Neuer this thread is making me uncomfortable

>>69166501
He could hold all of my balls as long as he wants (No homo)

>>69166501
I would totally swallow his Bratwurst if you get my meaning (n...no homo)

>>69166747
Post a picture of yourself please.

>>69166501
I would honestly move in with him and get married, have bareback sex every nigh until death, and have each other kids via surrogates, but I'm not home though.

I'm a girl and I would let him fuck me.

I identify as Su-25 close air support aircraft and I would totally let him dominate him

>>69167138

LONDON

>>69166501
Your mom

>tfw no Neuer gf

https://youtu.be/ZONZsklgOjw

>you will never have a 6'6 aryan boyfriend to fill your womb with german seed

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