OFFICIAL ITALY V GERMANY PRE-MATCH THREAD 2
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reminder
>>69146588
first for gg germany
TWO AND A HALF BONGS
THE HYPE IS GETTING STRONGER
If d00bs Germany will lose 3 - 1
>tfw the quarterfinals have come
FORZA AZURRA \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
dubs and 98% pass completion Kroos pulls an error leading to goal
lads
Italy and Germany BFF.
IM IN DA CLUB POSTED UP I GOT MY ARMS FOLDED.
top kek you krauts, enjoy that leberkase up your bum tonight
>>69158217
in silenzio animale.
Rooting for Germany tbf
>>69158211
;_;
>>69158217
L-Lewd!
>>69158211
Kekk
>>69158229
>this smelly chicano
>>69158229
>living in the past
If you like history so much, how about that last game where we crushed them 4-1?
>Even now I could cut through the eleven of you like carving a pizza
getting nervous
Good luck mangiacraut, I'm hoping for a great match. I have a feeling we'll be destroyed, but at least we've memed Spain out for good.
Italy win if tactical fouls
wait let me get this straight
>never won against italy in a tournament
>couldn't even break the curse with an italy that had balotelli
>now you think you can break it against a much more sound and superior machine like this years with giacharini and pelle
no amount of Kroos passing 2 meters for 98% efficiency is going to save you
>>69158436
>if
Italy are the fouling and acting kings
>>69158368
>implying you can live in the future
>even if we lose, Portugal will get torn apart by the only other good team in this tournament in the final
i really hope we'll make it bet good money on italy so it's a win-win
>>69158375
>Germany's face when 2-0
>17 potential starters from #Ita & #Ger will miss semi if booked.
0-0
>>69158500
>tfw bookies thinking Germany has this in the bag
>tfw hungover as fuck
>hope I'll be able to enjoy the game later on
other than that its kinda satisfying that if we lose, we'd lose against italy and not some meme-team like wales or iceland. or even choke our way to the semis like bordugal
>>69158559
spot me a fiver will ya
It's happening fampai, the curse ends tonight
>>69158534
Weren't yellow cards meant to be erased at some point in the cup during the knockout stage?
>>69158368
this will seem like an excuse but I'm serious, italy pretty much never performs well in friendlies for some reason (not to mention we were playing some literally whos, who the fuck is Acerbi)
Then in tournaments we either suck or we're decent/good
We lose = Portugal win the cup.
Juventus (and Italy) defense is god-tier.
Such a shame we have a lot of trash bins on midfield and attack
>>69158593
That's not just Italy. That's both Italy and Germany, both of them are "turniermannschaften", as we would say. Teams that only give their all when something is on the line in cups.
You fools, the bad guys always win
2010 Germany vs Argentina would be the worst way to lose for Germany
>italy dives for a foul at 3 minutes
>free kick into the box
>goal
>park bus and counter for 1 hour
>3 goals after 70
>4-0
>Löw so nervous he gets baby Windelausschlag from rubbing with his hands so much
>>69158458
Wales - Iceland final
>>69158620
Say it ain't so... Italy isn't allowed to win
>>69158626
I want this to happen.
>>69158590
Yes, but they'll only be erased if you've only had one card when the QFs complete. If you got 2 cards you're still suspended.
Germany vs Italy
Now we can settle who had the better armie in WWII
anyone got any good footy related compilations to pass the time?
It was over before it began
>>69158717
literally who is bud spencer
>>69158731
holy fuck, autism
>>69158733
watch the real GOAT play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rftoMXeGp0
13 minutes long
it starts slow but a few minutes in you realize he's ridiculous, and anyone that compares Messi or Ronaldo to him is a complete fool
I wonder if theres any place I could bet if jogi does his pants routine again or not.
>>69158769
go back to redddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f52iRPBiYKE
>>69158769
is bud spencer even a thing in the US or are you just too young?
Where can i watch the match onlien btw
Lads I've got an itchy asshole, what do?
Reminder that if you don't cheer for Germany you are an objectively bad person and will likely end up alone.
>>69158744
Some fat Italian who made shitty "funny" movies that consisted of him beating up mooks with the same shitty moves. Germans love that shit for some reason.
>>69158853
underage detected
>>69158839
sup /tv/
>>69158744
LaMarcus, please.
>>69158035
This time we have to win.This game is much more than a game for me.
You don't understand my situation,nearly every year in summer we visit my italian grandpa and my german grandma in italy.He lived 40 years in germany and then moved back to italy.
>grandparents live on a mountain
>beatiful garden and big house
>you can see the sea from the balcony
>the whole family had a huge dinner
>the night is clear you can see all the stars
>around us only the miscotis that make a noise
>grandpa is sitting comfy in his chair
>drinks his vino made by his grapes
>IT'S PATROITISM TIME
>"squadra azzurra is numero uno"
>"our food is the best in the world"
>"Germany makes BMW,Mercedes but we make Ferrari and Lamborghini"
>"MUH roman empire"
>"we are leading in art and music"
>meanwhile pavarotti is playing in the background
>all of us have to sit there while he is shitposting in real life
>we all know he is speaking the truth
>I can't even say we are better in football
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE make it stop
>>69158835
Shower
>>69158835
is there anything worse in the world than having an itch butthole?
So wich one has the best women?
>>69158853
well yea, your highest grossing german film is Fuck you Goethe, so i am not surprised.
>>69158881
EASY
so will we get this supercup match between the euro winner and the conmebol winner?
checkels are checkels
>>69158899
I do.
Thread and game theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSgGNd6thrc&spfreload=10
it doesn't matter who wins today
Italy is much better than Germany in every way
>>69158824
fucking nerd
>>69158881
Italian women must be trash if he had to marry a "German" """"""Woman"""""
>>69158881
idon't know dude sounds like a win-win situation to me when you're partly italian
>>69158772
lol, how can this manlet be so quick?, is there something in the water?
>>69158922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD1EjFNYrnI
>>69158916
I haven't seen any kind of confirmation
>>69158744
oh boy
I had a comfy childhood thanks to his movies desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxvjUqG5PDQ
>>69158444
>>69158229
>>69158626
Mexicans detected
>>69158916
Imagine if it were two games, one in Chile and the other one in Europe. Way too unreal, but still nice to think about.
Lads I've got a 100 word essay tomorrow, but I need to watch this game. What do??
>>69158939
still salty i see
>>69158368
>friendlies
>>69158902
you know this shitty insult of a movie over there?
>>69158962
>implying the left guy doesn't look like Hummels
FORZA ITALIA
>>69158939
>still mad
>>69158965
Go to the dentist
>>69158998
More like Furza Italia
Hahaha
It's a very funny German joke you wouldn't get it
>>69158993
>implying it isn't his American grandfather of "german heritage"
This is the year of the memes and we will win. KEK is with us.
>>69158035
Why the fuck isn't this the final?
>>69158960
best day in my holidays last year was a lazy night in Florence watching one of their movies in italian, had a blast
>>69158965
100 word essay...that would literally take a couple minutes and you have 2 hours before the game starts
>>69158035
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW I CAN WATCH THIS SHIT?
DO YOU NIGGAS STREAM THIS SOMEWHERE?
Dubs and Italy wins 1-0 by an early goal and a semen slurping game otherwise. I don't care about the 88 time travel get
>>69158990
my girlfriend was german, but now we broke up because she is busy with school since she has to write her thesis now. I don't get why german women can't balance out work with love life, but whatever. This just means I save $2000 this year not going to Europe. Although I risk losing her and being forever alone for the rest of my life. I don't know what to do ;_;
>>69159034
>there are literally people living in Hessen
whoa
>>69159034
German flag is more delicious
Bananas are GOAT
>>69159019
Hahahaha you're right I didn't get that shit
>>69158943
>>69158946
No,I am actually only a 1/4 italian.Also I can only speak like 3 sentences,my mother and all her sisters can speak it fluent ,tho.
I am also 100% german potato and I feel like it.
>Italian women must be trash if he had to marry a "German" """"""Woman"""""
My grandma was a cute and literally masterrace with blue eyes and blonde hair.Hitler would have been proud,she even won some region championships in sport.But she has sometimes outbursts of "Ordnung".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddu4pXSPqtQ
>>69159048
WHAT IS RAI?!?!
>>69159038
That's why it's hard.
Writing 10000 words with a lot of filler is easy but only having 200 to explain a topic to the fullest it what makes it hard.
>>69158744
FUCKING MURRIFATS
>>69159053
She's riding Murat cock as I'm typing this, lad.
>>69158899
You get to pick between hairy arms and transsexual facial structure
>>69159019
enlighten me m8
>>69159061
it's entirely made of things you put up your anus, that's why you like it, Jurgen
>>69159056
wat why hessen?
>>69158881
hope you lose
>>69159092
We don't talk for days at a time so I don't even know what she could be doing. The last time we talked she went to take an exam and told me 2 guys asked her out for coffee just standing in queue. Fuck you i feel terrible now. I'm gonna lose her aren't i...
![display_tumblr_manqvlEzlU1qzm92ro1_500[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fuzfsUR.jpg "display tumblr manqvlEzlU1qzm92ro1 500[2]")
Would Stannis support Italy or Germany?
>>69158899
ass or tits which do you prefer?
>>69159024
>mfw he thinks germany can out meme us
even the shape of italy is a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JaY1KCZBZo
>>69159137
I'm more of an ass man
>>69159128
t-thanks dutchbro
>>69159135
stannis seems like an ordnung kinda guy, id say germany.
>>69159135
stannis is as german as you get
>>69159106
Why are you still mad? Only because we kicked you out in 2014? And 2010? And 2006?
Get over it already.
>>69159153
then italy is your pick
so, whoever wins will be champion right?
>tfw my girlfriend will study for her exam instead of watching the game with me
She just sent me pic related.
I'll stay here with my internet friends and enjoy the game.
>>69159169
actually the library guy from episode 10 is as german as you can get.
>>69159184
kek
>>69159153
of course you do
>>69159189
shes cucking you mate
>>69158229
>la azzura
it's gli azzurri, fucking triggered
>>69159196
He's dutch I think
im actually a /lifelong/ italy fan here pretty excited/nervous
>>69159189
>Manfred Clauss
You are literally getting cucked by a German right now
>>69159189
Probably suckin some other dude's dick while you watch your pathetic drivegrass.
>>69159189
>gf
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>69159211
what happened to iceland? did they confused sheep for ass?
>>69159184
you forgot 1990
>>69159189
Post tits
>>69159159
just b&er lid
don't get too nervous, just enjoy it
if you lose it's because of ancient memes, if you win you've got another trophy
no real problem either way
>>69159189
>Manfred Clauss
>even italien history books are made in germany
>>69159189
Disgusting
gf just sent me this, dont know what shes trying to say, lads.
>>69159248
those thicc thighs
>>69159259
filtered
>>69159248
she wants the K
>>69159189
Pretty big feet
>those nails
Never let her move it m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4
>>69159248
What position would Kahn have in the Nazy Army?
if you aren't fapping to lena loch geil porn before the match then you don't know shit about draining your balls
>>69159248
you are get cucked my friend
>Italians are pasta eating surrender monkeys
>Germans are weird autistic manlets addicted to scat porn
Dunno who to root for here
italian step sister said she'll blow me 30 mins for every goal germany scores, but for every goal italy scores I have to do all her chores for a month per goal
what do
>>69159266
no you didn't
>Jogi nimmt wohl #Draxler raus, #Höwedes rein und Deutschland mit Dreierkette. Na da bin ich mal gespannt... #GERITA #EURO2016
JUST
Claim your waifu lads
>>69159274
Guard tower in auschwitz
Why isnt De Bruyne starting?
>>69158559
why is everybody saying that italia will win but when you look at the bet websites it looks like germany is favored??
>>69159230
Sheep have no tits
FORZA ITALIA
>>69159274
Führer.
Heil Kahn.
>>69159248
It means
>Eier, wir brauchen Eier
Apparently you should do some groceries
>>69159293
>inb4 Schürrle-Podolski-Götze attack
>>69159274
Reichswehrminister
>>69159293
>draxler raus obwohl er gerade nen lauf hat
dummer jogi
>>69159232
>muh history
I was born in 1990, you weren't even alive you autistic faggot
>>69159297
>>69159189
>2nd toe bigger than ''''''big'''''' toe
into the rifiuti she goes
>>69159274
he stops the Jews from escaping Germany
>jawohl, das ist another clean blatt ha ha ha ha
>>69159293
Wut. REALLY!?
>>69159308
because your "everybody" is emotional fans and shitposters on /sp/
bookies are as objective and neutral as it comes, they have to be to make their money
>>69159274
gatekeeper in ausschwitz
>>69159293
>germany shitting the bed before the game even starts
is it official tho?
>>69159328
>i want to delete history cuz i have none
>>69159274
Agriculture minister.
EIER WIR BRAUCHEN EIER
>>69159293
>>Jogi nimmt wohl #Draxler raus
>Götze in
Why is the fag such a retarded hipster bros?
>>69159293
this cannot be true....
guck gerade funda vanroy bei galileo auf pro7 und wichs mir einen
Gf just sent me this lads.
>>69159293
>3er kette
Was zur hölle
>>69159293
It's over, we lost.
GG Italy, wp.
See you in two years in Russia!
>It's a Löw changes the tactics and destroys the team episode
>>69159370
>white has two stars, red and green only one
raycis
what music are you listening to lads to get in the mood?
my pick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBTDBG6MafA
![uefa.euro.2016.round.of.16.england.vs.iceland.720p.hdtv.hevc.x265.rmteam.mkv_snapshot_01.40.26_[2016.06.29_01.43.45].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AJecXQP.jpg "uefa.euro.2016.round.of.16.england.vs.iceland.720p.hdtv.hevc.x265.rmteam.mkv snapshot 01.40.26 [2016.06.29 01.43.45]")
>>69159362
And look how great that worked for them so far
>>69159423
Old
>>69159395
He passed the oral exam.
>>69159293
>>69149560
looks like number 1 then
>>69159409
she's cucking you
>>69159286
h-how did you know?
>>69159415
>special italy tactic
worked so well the last time
>>69159409
Well done lad, you have a very pretty gf
>>69159435
Frankie Sinatra by The Avalanches
Guys, I need help.
Should I go to the museum with my gf and her qt sister who wants to bang me or go down to the bar and watch this game with a few bros?
WHAT DO I DO? IS THIS GAME GOING TO SUCK?
remember when serie a was good?
Guys I need help.
What's the partial derivative on X of 2x/1+x^2+y^2?
WHAT DO I DO? IS THIS GAME GOING TO SUCK?
>>69159481
This will be the best, most technical and most skilled game of the whole cup
This is the real final
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImoN48zTCAE
>>69158035
>>69158035
for buffon scores directly carching neuer out of the goal
>2012
>change successful tactics because "I am a tactical genius" against Italy, complete failure
>"I learned from this"
>2016
>change successful tactics because "I am a tactical genius" against Italy
>>69159470
>WC 2006 Löw as Co-Manager lost 2:0 to Italy in semi finals
>EC 2012 Löw as Manager lost 2:1 to Italy in semifinals
>EC 2016...
History repeats itself....
every /neutral/ is rooting for italy right? they are literally the GOAT team left in this tournament, ordering a pansotti alla genovese from my local italian for this occasion
>>69159481
if you go to the museum youre literally a gay
>>69159503
Remember when Mexico got BTFO 7-0
>>69159284
>italian step sister
We don't adopt turks, your story is not believable, Abdul.
>>69159536
'no'
>>69159481
If is not a sure fuck. Then watch the game
>>69159435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wTxqHbJOzg
>>69159541
So how's that dental plan from iceland working out for you m8?
>>69159481
You should convince them to watch the game with you obviously. The only right decision
FORZA ITALIA
FORZA FASCISMO
>>69159528
why is he such a hipster
>>69159575
their country is so small people have to unironically be two things at the same time
>>69159575
DELET THIS
>>69159503
That team would probably annihilate any current EPL/Bundesliga/Serie A team.
>>69159553
If its a sure fuck, watch the game, since you know you can have that ass anytime you want it. If you still need to get her and shit is uncertain, also watch the match, but tell her youre sick, or some other bullshit excuse
>>69159550
'euros'
>>69159578
Dat white nig was on Uk Big brother in like 2005
>>69159611
And yet they still destroy England
That's how SHIT England is
>no de Rossi
fuckfuckfuckfuck
>>69159536
>rooting for the favorite
what kind of monster are you?
>>69159539
Its an Asian Art Museum desu, should be pretty cool
>>69159553
Its a sure fuck with my gf, but the qt sister isn't, but the gf does joke about us 3 hooking up together
>>69159579
QT sister "hates sports"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FibBrLIM1m4
>>69159626
No, it wouldn't. Modern football is way, way fucking faster.
>>69159668
modern ((((((((((((((((((((((art))))))))))))))))))))))))))?
>>69159115
Lotto
>>69159409
Nice crop retard
>>69159668
>but the gf does joke about us 3 hooking up together
>>69159683
ahahaha jesus cristo, how cazzo mi faceva laugh guardare the partite of cervia!
>>69159668
>Asian art museum
Holy shit that sounds boring as fuck
Go watch the game
>>69159712
This is where he exposed himself as a liar or a hillbilly redneck
>root for what you are (Italian*)
>root for what you want to be (German)
difficult choices
* I am 1/32 Genovese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqhByR4NHTg
Why do Italians have so much heart?
>>69159135
>burn your kid for endsieg
>still fail
Definitely Germany
Italians are house Frey
>>69159693
It's not like this is a team from the 80s
>>69159746
Argies and their eternal dreams of being white
>>69159744
Both
>can't fap to my gf's snapchats anymore because it's always with the dog ears filter
>>69159773
thanks for explaining the joke in case someone missed it
>>69159184
I'm not even mad
I was just pointing out your homosexuality, Achmed
>>69159746
>lying on an mongolian basketweaving forum
>>69158035
THIS IS IT BOYS
WE WILL BREAK THE MEME MAGI THIS TIME
THIS TIME WE REVEAL OUR FINAL FORM
THIS GAME WILL MAKE EVERYONE FORGET 7-1
THIS GAME WILL PIERCE THE STARS
http://youtu.be/px8aiW3GEME
>>69159029
because the final will be portugal france
>>69159721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtvol4nPylw
>>69159746
>Genovese
oy vey
>>69159746
I'm Mexican and my last name is Aleman
What does this mean for me?
>>69159773
>and their eternal dreams of being white
Why would we want that though? Being black nets me so much german pussy when they travel here away from ther limp-dicked german cucboys.
>>69159575
>mfw it's now 20 quid for a dental check up
It took 3 minutes and told me to buy mouth wash, which I already do.
>>69159796
>>69159773
german ''''''''''''''''''''''''''sense of humor''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
normies get out you are not allowed to watch this game
>>69159825
It means you need to go back.
>>69159825
It means you have to go back
>>69159832
Except you're a virgin, Luigi
>>69159825
BUILD...
You know the rest, Paco.
>>69159845
top bantz poland
>>69159293
Draxler is out? What? Can any krautbro translate?
Dubs and Giaccherini scores the game-winning blooter.
Who's /comfy/ while waiting for the game?
>>69159832
>>69159503
>milan will never be good again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tJYN-eG1zk
queen is to football what mac is to cheese, am i right?
>>69159867
Draxler out, Höwedes in
Choki Löw tactics. GG Mi Fratello
>>69159856
Hey, Adolf, your mom here posting from anon's pc, I'll let you know he definetely isn't a virgin and that you should respect your new father or I will kick you out of the basement.
>>69159795
You certainly sound mad
WOWOW
>>69158948
it's the power of being a manlet
>>69159883
Chinese sugardaddies are on their way fampaitchi
>sturaro
>>69159836
Don't worry, within a few years it'll be 80.
>>69159184
But Hitler was a manlet though? You're not making sense here, Pajeet.
>>69159893
Wasnt Draxler playing really well? I feared him a lot
And isnt Howedes a fullback?
>>69159916
Is he balding?
>>69159897
whatever makes you happy, Muhammad
Anyone else predicting 3:0 for Germany?
If we win this game, is there anything stopping us?
>>69159940
yes
yes
>>69159916
FRIEDNLY REMINDER TO EVERYONE THAT STURARO ACTUALLY SCORED ON NEUER NOT SO LONG AGO
>>69159926
Did you get this picture from a Telemundo syndication?
>>69159832
Fuck, Italy is truly banter master
>>69159938
So? He never claimed to be an Übermensch himself.
>>69159916
at least he plays for juve so he knows gonde's tactics
>>69159949
I'm confused then
>>69159947
Iceland, I'm not even memeing
>>69159832
Woeful banter
t.britlad
>>69159947
Only Iceland
>>69159947
Ramadan.
Who was the heaviest player in the 2016 Euros? Király?
Hey, dumb question. Live game threads go by so fast that it's very inconvenient to keep scrolling down. Is there a "live thread" website that reformats it to an IRC-like chain of posts?
Germany must beat their curse tonight and then make it to the final.
I couldn't take seeing Portugal and Ronaldo winning it.
>>69160004
What do you expect from someone who sniffs his croutch and arse sweat?
>>69159512
what is this?
i am 1/4th german and will be supporting my teutonic brothers :D
>>69159941
I have the same hairline
yes
>>69159952
Looking good there, Adolf.
>>69160005
thx for pension messi off
>tfw no Gialappa's band tonight
>>69160041
>posting in threads when there's a proper game on
>>69160056
idk the gf sent it
>>69160064
>no u
Italian banter at it's finest
>>69160041
not using the IRC... ISHYGDDT
>>69160081
But shitposting on /sp/ during the game is part of the fun!
>>69160100
>no images
What's the point
>>69160085
Don't need much to deal with refugees like you desu.
I'm hungry lads
What should I get?
>>69160060
his hairline isn't the problem. he's balding diffusely
>>69160081
>not listening to the audiotrack for the blind while watching the game on your big screen and shitposting on your tablet
>>69159698
i still dont get it
>>69160058
>tfw also 1/4th german and have been a germany and bayern fan since the 1990s
I'm also 1/16th italian so I won't be too dissapointed if italy wins either
>>69160130
KFC.
>>69160131
That's just wet hair famchi.
>>69160146
1/4 + 1/16 is only 1/8 you dumb yankee
>>69160130
kebab in honor to the german team :)
>>69159916
anon from turin here, sturaro is a relative of mine
>>69160121
just stop you're embarassing yourself
>>69160121
>implying you wont be economic refugees in 5 years
oh im laffin
PREPARE FOR 8:0
>>69160184
Please fuck off back to your country crucco di merda e succhiami il cazzo, frocetto.
>>69160146
I'm 1/32 German-Italian, I don't know for who should I root for /sp/
>>69160183
any actual torinese left in Turin?
Syrians in germany are fine
http://youtu.be/UWbE2_LbEOg
>>69160208
>implying you'll be here to bantz about it before your flag will change to the califate's one
Kek
>>69160172
>argentinian math
La formazione ufficiale dell'Italia
Buffon; Barzagli, Bonucci, Chiellini; Florenzi, Sturaro, Parolo, Giaccherini, De Sciglio; Eder, Pellè.
>>69158035
>germens
>>69160041
>check the Auto-update box
>middle-click the mouse
>move the cursor down a bit
>the page is now auto-scrolling
That's how I do it in Firefox. It's not ideal, but it works okay.
>>69160219
>implying
quando hai finito nasconditi, buffone
>>69158559
>Decimal odds
Get Out!
>>69160242
no, they all moved to the country, the city is filled of sons of terroni and niggers
>>69158620
>ITA
>GER
so both win?
>>69160285
1*4=4
1*16=16
4 is 2^2 so you divide 16 by 2 and you get 1/8
>>69160298
Piuttosto mi nasconderò quando hai finito di svuotarmi le palle, coglione.
>>69160286
team of literally whos besides buffon and chiellini
>>69160172
>1/4 + 1/16 is only 1/8
>>69160302
you get out
>>69160307
and m5s electors
>>69160315
maybe he has other relatives you dumbo
>watching based jan fedder in some shit romcom in preparation for the match
>>69160318
>not knowing at least Barzagli and Bonucci
burger please
>>69160172
4/16 + 1/16 = 2/16?
u wot m8/16?
>>69160272
/pol/ plz leave
Just woke up lads, is it starting in an hour or 1/2 hour?
>>69160286
>not starting insigne
it's over, we've lost lads
>>69160343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5WOsjmDwHk
>>69160172
argies were eight about public school over there?
>Draxler out?
Whyyyyy?
Every time Jogi tried a "genius" "tactic" "ruse" he failed horribly. Especially against Italy. Doesn't he learn?
>>69160293
Don't know why I didn't think about that. Cheers, man.
Post yfw Germany fail two penalties
>Unsere Startelf: Neuer © - Hector, Höwedes, Hummels, Khedira, Özil, Müller, Boateng, Kroos, Kimmich, Gomez
>>69160381
Spotted the Achmed.
>>69160317
che senso ha iniziare la frase con "piuttosto" se poi continui con "mi nasconderò quando hai finito di svuotarmi le palle"
cazzo di terrone analfabeta
>>69160425
EINFACH
>>69160421
Nah only Özil would
>>69160421
and what's your face when buffon scores directly on neuer?
>>69160315
Assuming you're not trolling...
1/4 = 4/16
4/16 + 1/16 = 5/16
Meaning that 11/16 of Anon's ethnicity is unaccounted for.
Source: they teach this in primary school in the first world.
>>69160421
>how i got a gf.webm
It seems like Löw doesn't just want to win, he wants everyone to know that HE won the game, maybe he's hoping for a good job offer after the Euro. Too bad he'll get BTFO again.
At this very moment I discovered the theory of everything. I was in the future for less than nanosecond. I was able to warp space-time and sense the "strings" that connect future and past events.
Also Italy wins.
>>69160462
MEINE SCHEIßE
>>69159293
>Draxler out
it is from Kahn's twitter, not official
>>69160449
and how should he have started it, sveglione?
>>69160315
I've never seen this kind of math before.
interesting.
>>69160469
why did you move to britain?
>>69160486
that would be a cool story to tell your kids
>>69160393
>not putting him when the opponents are tired so he can abuse his manlet acceleration
That's gonna be the real Football match since the start of this joke, i really look forward.
>>69160502
https://twitter.com/DFB_Team/status/749299382080724992
>>69160449
Scusa puoi ripetere? Non riesco a sentirti col mio cazzo giù per la tua gola, aspetta che finisca di fotterti la gola prima di parlare, scemo di merda.
>>69160502
It is official now
>>69160469
the rest is pure 100% full-blooded american
>>69160512
I migrated here after Americans bombed my house.
>>69160449
Non solo sei un frocio che tifa per i tedeschi ma sei anche un ritardato analfabeta, smetti di postare e vattene affanculo.
>>69160425
What
5-3-2 ?
>3-5-2 against 3-5-2
This game is going to be shit, SHIT.
>spent 5 years in the German imageboard
>only thing I learned is so einfach ist das
can we talk about how overrated italy is?
>barely beat Belgium (the last counter attack goal in the final seconds doesn't count)
>illegal throw in vs Sweden, goal doesn't count
>literally lose to ireland, proving no squad depth
>fluke free kick deflection lottery goal against spain (counter attack last second goal doesn't count again)
how can anyone tell me they won't get blown the fuck out? Germany is 10x the team Italy is.
Post yfw when FRATELLI
>>69160617
Can we talk about american mass shootings?
>>69160598
early handball in the box for germany will open the game up
final score 4-3 italy
>Jögi the Bär trying to use meme magic to counteract >>69146588 →
Shake my head, to be honest, families.
>it's a bunker and keep possession team vs a bunker and counter attack team
Too bad the Italians are better at it and it's probably why Germany has never won. They won't have Messi trying to ram it down their throat 30 times, so I see Italy winning this easily.
Why Löw, why?
>>69160639
>posting Argentinians
Italy is such a cuck
>>69160640
Sure, head over to /pol/ or /int/
>>69160589
>try new shit
>don't change it back until it's too late
Draxler and Götze at half time plus Schürrle at '70 in a desperate attempt to equalise an early 0-1
>>69160598
think you mean 5-3-2 vs 5-3-2 my brozillian friend
let's face they are both going to be nervous as fuck to not concede the first goal
>Höwedes
JOGI WHY
>>69160285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktYC5ZbhU4E
>höwedes
fugg
>>69160658
dont remind me
>It's the Italy reks Germany rerun AGAIN
>>69160745
How does one pronounce "Höwedes" ?
>>69160701
I thought Löw was going to put Schweinsteiger in, alongside Khedira and Kroos, and ahead them Draxler, Özil and Müller. But who knows, he's a master when it comes to strategy according to what I've heard.
>>69160762
hayvedez
>>69160617
Completely agree with this burger right here. They've got a decent defence but their strike force is utter shite, they sit back and defend then hoof it up to the striker, and get lucky. It England, this what you would see in our 4th Division.
But when Italy do it our pundits are all like OH MA GAWD ITALY MUCH TACTICAL SO GENIUS.
Fucking dirty diving hoofball merchants
>>69160762
How-way-dayz
>>69160762
[ˈhuːRənˌsoːn]
>>69160598
The German 5-3-2 is a 3-5-2 in attack mode.
I guess they will play this over pressure periods until leading then go un bus parking with conters.
Would still prefer a 4-5-1 against Italy.
What the fuck is Löw doing?
trips italy wins the whole thing
>>69160801
>then go un bus parking with conters
could not handle this blood pressure 2bh
>>69160762
Huh-wheaties
>>69160762
who-behdes
>>69160810
shut up
>>69160762
[re;tard]
>5-4-1
Jogi please
>>69160811
wew lad
dubs and germany wins 2-1
are you surprised? Germany always bus parks against big teams and wins on counters. You do it to Netherlands and Argentina but can't do it to Spain because they'd rather pass for 80 minutes than attack and can't do it to Italy because they out-meme you
>>69160811
What
>>69160802
He's butthurt that everyone thinks the team won the WC despite him instead of because him so he wants to prove that he's a tactical mastermind by beating Italy with some meme formation. He also wants to erase the shame of 2012 which most people still attribute to him and his failed tactics.
Unfortunately for him the Italian manager is actually a tactical mastermind and will completely destroy him.
>>69160851
top analysis there amerifriend
>>69160762
there is no english equivalent to the glorious ö. It's like the french "eu" like in sacré bleu, if that helps.
just stick to o, it'll be fine
HOVEDES
>>69160868
Will Low fuck off after this humiliation?
>>69160540
You realize you were on their side for most of the war right?
>fucking Höwedes
goddamnit Löw
also no Draxler
>>69160868
So he wants to erase the memories of his tactial failure with another tactical failure?
Brilliant
>fag logic
>>69160601
Deutschbros
Wie gewinnt "So einfach ist das" Mann gegen Italien?
>>69160888
trips of knowledge has spoken
new bread when lads
>>69160868
>italian manager
>tactical mastermind
explain
>>69160888
>HOVEDEDES
>It will be fine
No this is not fine. not fine at all...
>>69160899
most likely
>>69160911
ja sammamal also sammamal
hmmmm
Germany has this in the bag, numbers confirm
>those starters
Rip our team. It's your job to take care of Portugal now, Itabros.
>>69160888
>there is no english equivalent to the glorious ö
How good of a substitute is oe?
WELL DONE GERMANY, WELL DONE GERMANY
HOWEDES
>>69160923
>run or I'll kick your ass
Italian line up when
>>69160950
fucking kek
--------------------Neuer
----Höwedes--Hummels--Boateng
Kimmich---Khedira---Kroos------Hector
-------------------------Özil
--------------Muller
--------------------Gomez
>>69160923
Conte is by far the best tactical mastermind in this Euro.
>>69160985
it's over
we're finished
>>69160939
unfortunately were not playing poland...
>>69160950
Ok I laughed
>>69160950
kek. Höwi is a good defender but this formation will just crumble
>>69160985
Has Germany ever played with 3 at the back
>>69160969
aredy out, look up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NsID0LZJJs
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>69160946
It's good, even in germany we do it sometimes.
>>69158881
you have the best physicists
>>69161031
It's a secret new Jogi strat
>>69161030
>Höwi is a good defender
Mit dem Angriff von Boateng wird das alles in Ordnung kommen
>>69161036
>almost 50 posts still
calm down
Last two digits are the Germany-Italy score respectively
Germany has never won against Italy before ;________________;
>>69159034
german fruits cost 3€, stuff on Italian table is at 2€
wew
and now i get dubs and germany wins
>>69161056
Der verdammte Neger wird komplett versagen.
>>69161056
The being of yourself has spoken a unknown and weird language.
What is this language?
>>69161071
>implying
It'll be the other way round mate
>>69161071
wew
>>69161071
KEK
>>69160950
this meme will ease my pain later on
>>69160946
i meant the spoken ö. if you write oe is correct. if i write casually i dont use üäö at all, because they are way on the right side of the keyboard and i can write 100 word essays in well under 3 hours with ae, oe und ue.
>>69161071
>7-1
HABBENING
>>69161071
HOLY FUCK PASTOCAUST CONFIRMED
>>69161071
CONFIRMED
>Neuer is 30 years old
this guy looks like he's 20. When is he going to lose that baby fat?
>>69161071
>7-1
>7-1
>7-1
LETS DO IT AGAIN
who f/a/scism here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5TUfDof0VA
>>69161071
OH LAWD
>>69161071
I'M READY
>>69161111
>>69161111
>>69161111
>>69161111
>>69161111
oh shit
ITALY GETTING REKT TONIGHT|
>>69161056
J E R R Y
E
R
R
Y
Tfw fratelli destroyed tonight
>>69161071
wena t b h
>>69161071
>ONE MORE TIME
I'm in prime shitposting form lads, I just hope the memes are abundant.
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>>69161111
quads of undeniable truth
>>69161124
reminder
>>69160796
underrated
>>69158629
Would love this desu
LA LA LA LAAA, LA LA LA LAAA, ITALIA ITALIAAA, LA LA LA LAAA, LA LA LA LAAA ITALIA ITALIAA!!!!! FORZA ITALIA!
NEW THREAD
>>69161109
NEW THREAD
>>69161109
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>>69161109
>>69158839
What's going on in that webm?
>>69160985
>low copying Poop tactics again
>after watching him get btfo for the last 3 years
>>69161420
Demi got a little tipsy and wanted to make her costars birthday a little more special
>>69160950
Very, very good post
>>69158839
Sauce??
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