reminder
>>69146588
first for gg germany
TWO AND A HALF BONGS
THE HYPE IS GETTING STRONGER
If d00bs Germany will lose 3 - 1
>tfw the quarterfinals have come
FORZA AZURRA \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
dubs and 98% pass completion Kroos pulls an error leading to goal
lads
Italy and Germany BFF.
IM IN DA CLUB POSTED UP I GOT MY ARMS FOLDED.
top kek you krauts, enjoy that leberkase up your bum tonight
>>69158217
in silenzio animale.
Rooting for Germany tbf
>>69158211
;_;
>>69158217
L-Lewd!
>>69158211
Kekk
>>69158229
>this smelly chicano
>>69158229
>living in the past
If you like history so much, how about that last game where we crushed them 4-1?
>Even now I could cut through the eleven of you like carving a pizza
getting nervous
Good luck mangiacraut, I'm hoping for a great match. I have a feeling we'll be destroyed, but at least we've memed Spain out for good.
Italy win if tactical fouls
wait let me get this straight
>never won against italy in a tournament
>couldn't even break the curse with an italy that had balotelli
>now you think you can break it against a much more sound and superior machine like this years with giacharini and pelle
no amount of Kroos passing 2 meters for 98% efficiency is going to save you
>>69158436
>if
Italy are the fouling and acting kings
>>69158368
>implying you can live in the future
>even if we lose, Portugal will get torn apart by the only other good team in this tournament in the final
i really hope we'll make it bet good money on italy so it's a win-win
>>69158375
>Germany's face when 2-0
>17 potential starters from #Ita & #Ger will miss semi if booked.
![1411939033388[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/RWM4DwZ.png "1411939033388[2].png")
0-0
>>69158500
>tfw bookies thinking Germany has this in the bag
>tfw hungover as fuck
>hope I'll be able to enjoy the game later on
other than that its kinda satisfying that if we lose, we'd lose against italy and not some meme-team like wales or iceland. or even choke our way to the semis like bordugal
>>69158559
spot me a fiver will ya
It's happening fampai, the curse ends tonight
>>69158534
Weren't yellow cards meant to be erased at some point in the cup during the knockout stage?
>>69158368
this will seem like an excuse but I'm serious, italy pretty much never performs well in friendlies for some reason (not to mention we were playing some literally whos, who the fuck is Acerbi)
Then in tournaments we either suck or we're decent/good
We lose = Portugal win the cup.
Juventus (and Italy) defense is god-tier.
Such a shame we have a lot of trash bins on midfield and attack
>>69158593
That's not just Italy. That's both Italy and Germany, both of them are "turniermannschaften", as we would say. Teams that only give their all when something is on the line in cups.
You fools, the bad guys always win
2010 Germany vs Argentina would be the worst way to lose for Germany
>italy dives for a foul at 3 minutes
>free kick into the box
>goal
>park bus and counter for 1 hour
>3 goals after 70
>4-0
>Löw so nervous he gets baby Windelausschlag from rubbing with his hands so much
>>69158458
Wales - Iceland final
>>69158620
Say it ain't so... Italy isn't allowed to win
>>69158626
I want this to happen.
>>69158590
Yes, but they'll only be erased if you've only had one card when the QFs complete. If you got 2 cards you're still suspended.
Germany vs Italy
Now we can settle who had the better armie in WWII
anyone got any good footy related compilations to pass the time?
It was over before it began
>>69158717
literally who is bud spencer
>>69158731
holy fuck, autism
>>69158733
watch the real GOAT play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rftoMXeGp0
13 minutes long
it starts slow but a few minutes in you realize he's ridiculous, and anyone that compares Messi or Ronaldo to him is a complete fool
I wonder if theres any place I could bet if jogi does his pants routine again or not.
>>69158769
go back to redddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f52iRPBiYKE
>>69158769
is bud spencer even a thing in the US or are you just too young?
Where can i watch the match onlien btw
Lads I've got an itchy asshole, what do?
Reminder that if you don't cheer for Germany you are an objectively bad person and will likely end up alone.
>>69158744
Some fat Italian who made shitty "funny" movies that consisted of him beating up mooks with the same shitty moves. Germans love that shit for some reason.
>>69158853
underage detected
>>69158839
sup /tv/
>>69158744
LaMarcus, please.
>>69158035
This time we have to win.This game is much more than a game for me.
You don't understand my situation,nearly every year in summer we visit my italian grandpa and my german grandma in italy.He lived 40 years in germany and then moved back to italy.
>grandparents live on a mountain
>beatiful garden and big house
>you can see the sea from the balcony
>the whole family had a huge dinner
>the night is clear you can see all the stars
>around us only the miscotis that make a noise
>grandpa is sitting comfy in his chair
>drinks his vino made by his grapes
>IT'S PATROITISM TIME
>"squadra azzurra is numero uno"
>"our food is the best in the world"
>"Germany makes BMW,Mercedes but we make Ferrari and Lamborghini"
>"MUH roman empire"
>"we are leading in art and music"
>meanwhile pavarotti is playing in the background
>all of us have to sit there while he is shitposting in real life
>we all know he is speaking the truth
>I can't even say we are better in football
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE make it stop
>>69158835
Shower
>>69158835
is there anything worse in the world than having an itch butthole?
So wich one has the best women?
>>69158853
well yea, your highest grossing german film is Fuck you Goethe, so i am not surprised.
![maxresdefault[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Iz29sPR.jpg "maxresdefault[2].jpg")
>>69158881
EASY
so will we get this supercup match between the euro winner and the conmebol winner?
checkels are checkels
>>69158899
I do.
Thread and game theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSgGNd6thrc&spfreload=10
it doesn't matter who wins today
Italy is much better than Germany in every way
>>69158824
fucking nerd
>>69158881
Italian women must be trash if he had to marry a "German" """"""Woman"""""
>>69158881
idon't know dude sounds like a win-win situation to me when you're partly italian
>>69158772
lol, how can this manlet be so quick?, is there something in the water?
>>69158922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD1EjFNYrnI
>>69158916
I haven't seen any kind of confirmation
>>69158744
oh boy
I had a comfy childhood thanks to his movies desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxvjUqG5PDQ
>>69158444
>>69158229
>>69158626
Mexicans detected
>>69158916
Imagine if it were two games, one in Chile and the other one in Europe. Way too unreal, but still nice to think about.
Lads I've got a 100 word essay tomorrow, but I need to watch this game. What do??
>>69158939
still salty i see
>>69158368
>friendlies
>>69158902
you know this shitty insult of a movie over there?
>>69158962
>implying the left guy doesn't look like Hummels
FORZA ITALIA
>>69158939
>still mad
>>69158965
Go to the dentist
>>69158998
More like Furza Italia
Hahaha
It's a very funny German joke you wouldn't get it
>>69158993
>implying it isn't his American grandfather of "german heritage"
This is the year of the memes and we will win. KEK is with us.
>>69158035
Why the fuck isn't this the final?
>>69158960
best day in my holidays last year was a lazy night in Florence watching one of their movies in italian, had a blast
>>69158965
100 word essay...that would literally take a couple minutes and you have 2 hours before the game starts
>>69158881
>>69158035
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW I CAN WATCH THIS SHIT?
DO YOU NIGGAS STREAM THIS SOMEWHERE?
Dubs and Italy wins 1-0 by an early goal and a semen slurping game otherwise. I don't care about the 88 time travel get
>>69158990
my girlfriend was german, but now we broke up because she is busy with school since she has to write her thesis now. I don't get why german women can't balance out work with love life, but whatever. This just means I save $2000 this year not going to Europe. Although I risk losing her and being forever alone for the rest of my life. I don't know what to do ;_;
>>69159034
>there are literally people living in Hessen
whoa
>>69159034
German flag is more delicious
Bananas are GOAT
>>69159019
Hahahaha you're right I didn't get that shit
>>69158943
>>69158946
No,I am actually only a 1/4 italian.Also I can only speak like 3 sentences,my mother and all her sisters can speak it fluent ,tho.
I am also 100% german potato and I feel like it.
>Italian women must be trash if he had to marry a "German" """"""Woman"""""
My grandma was a cute and literally masterrace with blue eyes and blonde hair.Hitler would have been proud,she even won some region championships in sport.But she has sometimes outbursts of "Ordnung".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddu4pXSPqtQ
>>69159048
WHAT IS RAI?!?!
>>69159038
That's why it's hard.
Writing 10000 words with a lot of filler is easy but only having 200 to explain a topic to the fullest it what makes it hard.
>>69158744
FUCKING MURRIFATS
>>69159053
She's riding Murat cock as I'm typing this, lad.
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oNDrAPb.jpg "images[1].jpg")
>>69158899
You get to pick between hairy arms and transsexual facial structure
>>69159019
enlighten me m8
>>69159061
it's entirely made of things you put up your anus, that's why you like it, Jurgen
>>69159056
wat why hessen?
>>69158881
hope you lose
>>69159092
We don't talk for days at a time so I don't even know what she could be doing. The last time we talked she went to take an exam and told me 2 guys asked her out for coffee just standing in queue. Fuck you i feel terrible now. I'm gonna lose her aren't i...
![display_tumblr_manqvlEzlU1qzm92ro1_500[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fuzfsUR.jpg "display_tumblr_manqvlEzlU1qzm92ro1_500[2].jpg")
Would Stannis support Italy or Germany?
>>69158899
ass or tits which do you prefer?
>>69159024
>mfw he thinks germany can out meme us
even the shape of italy is a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JaY1KCZBZo
>>69159137
I'm more of an ass man
>>69159128
t-thanks dutchbro
>>69159135
stannis seems like an ordnung kinda guy, id say germany.
>>69159135
stannis is as german as you get
>>69159106
Why are you still mad? Only because we kicked you out in 2014? And 2010? And 2006?
Get over it already.
>>69159153
then italy is your pick
so, whoever wins will be champion right?
>tfw my girlfriend will study for her exam instead of watching the game with me
She just sent me pic related.
I'll stay here with my internet friends and enjoy the game.
>>69159169
actually the library guy from episode 10 is as german as you can get.
>>69159184
kek
>>69159153
of course you do
>>69159189
shes cucking you mate
>>69158229
>la azzura
it's gli azzurri, fucking triggered
>>69159196
He's dutch I think
im actually a /lifelong/ italy fan here pretty excited/nervous
>>69159189
>Manfred Clauss
You are literally getting cucked by a German right now
>>69159189
Probably suckin some other dude's dick while you watch your pathetic drivegrass.
>>69159189
>gf
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>69159211
what happened to iceland? did they confused sheep for ass?
>>69159184
you forgot 1990
>>69159189
Post tits
>>69159159
just b&er lid
don't get too nervous, just enjoy it
if you lose it's because of ancient memes, if you win you've got another trophy
no real problem either way
>>69159189
>Manfred Clauss
>even italien history books are made in germany
>>69159189
Disgusting
gf just sent me this, dont know what shes trying to say, lads.
>>69159248
those thicc thighs
>>69159259
filtered
>>69159248
she wants the K
>>69159189
Pretty big feet
>those nails
Never let her move it m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4
>>69159248
What position would Kahn have in the Nazy Army?
if you aren't fapping to lena loch geil porn before the match then you don't know shit about draining your balls
>>69159248
you are get cucked my friend
>Italians are pasta eating surrender monkeys
>Germans are weird autistic manlets addicted to scat porn
Dunno who to root for here
italian step sister said she'll blow me 30 mins for every goal germany scores, but for every goal italy scores I have to do all her chores for a month per goal
what do
>>69159266
no you didn't
>Jogi nimmt wohl #Draxler raus, #Höwedes rein und Deutschland mit Dreierkette. Na da bin ich mal gespannt... #GERITA #EURO2016
JUST
Claim your waifu lads
>>69159274
Guard tower in auschwitz
Why isnt De Bruyne starting?
>>69158559
why is everybody saying that italia will win but when you look at the bet websites it looks like germany is favored??
>>69159230
Sheep have no tits
FORZA ITALIA
>>69159274
Führer.
Heil Kahn.
>>69159248
It means
>Eier, wir brauchen Eier
Apparently you should do some groceries
>>69159293
>inb4 Schürrle-Podolski-Götze attack
>>69159274
Reichswehrminister
>>69159293
>draxler raus obwohl er gerade nen lauf hat
dummer jogi
>>69159232
>muh history
I was born in 1990, you weren't even alive you autistic faggot
![paul-dano[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0yeUVAc.jpg "paul-dano[2].jpg")
>>69159297
>>69159189
>2nd toe bigger than ''''''big'''''' toe
into the rifiuti she goes
>>69159274
he stops the Jews from escaping Germany
>jawohl, das ist another clean blatt ha ha ha ha
>>69159293
Wut. REALLY!?
>>69159308
because your "everybody" is emotional fans and shitposters on /sp/
bookies are as objective and neutral as it comes, they have to be to make their money
>>69159274
gatekeeper in ausschwitz
>>69159293
>germany shitting the bed before the game even starts
is it official tho?
>>69159328
>i want to delete history cuz i have none
>>69159274
Agriculture minister.
EIER WIR BRAUCHEN EIER
>>69159297
>>69159281
>>69159293
>>Jogi nimmt wohl #Draxler raus
>Götze in
Why is the fag such a retarded hipster bros?
>>69159293
this cannot be true....
guck gerade funda vanroy bei galileo auf pro7 und wichs mir einen
Gf just sent me this lads.
>>69159293
>3er kette
Was zur hölle
>>69159293
It's over, we lost.
GG Italy, wp.
See you in two years in Russia!
>It's a Löw changes the tactics and destroys the team episode
>>69159370
>white has two stars, red and green only one
raycis
what music are you listening to lads to get in the mood?
my pick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBTDBG6MafA
![uefa.euro.2016.round.of.16.england.vs.iceland.720p.hdtv.hevc.x265.rmteam.mkv_snapshot_01.40.26_[2016.06.29_01.43.45].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AJecXQP.jpg "uefa.euro.2016.round.of.16.england.vs.iceland.720p.hdtv.hevc.x265.rmteam.mkv_snapshot_01.40.26_[2016.06.29_01.43.45].jpg")
>>69159362
And look how great that worked for them so far
>>69159423
Old
>>69159395
He passed the oral exam.
>>69159293
>>69149560
looks like number 1 then
>>69159409
she's cucking you
>>69159286
h-how did you know?
>>69159415
>special italy tactic
worked so well the last time
>>69159409
Well done lad, you have a very pretty gf
>>69159435
Frankie Sinatra by The Avalanches
Guys, I need help.
Should I go to the museum with my gf and her qt sister who wants to bang me or go down to the bar and watch this game with a few bros?
WHAT DO I DO? IS THIS GAME GOING TO SUCK?
remember when serie a was good?
Guys I need help.
What's the partial derivative on X of 2x/1+x^2+y^2?
WHAT DO I DO? IS THIS GAME GOING TO SUCK?
>>69159481
This will be the best, most technical and most skilled game of the whole cup
This is the real final
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImoN48zTCAE
>>69158035
>>69158035
for buffon scores directly carching neuer out of the goal
>2012
>change successful tactics because "I am a tactical genius" against Italy, complete failure
>"I learned from this"
>2016
>change successful tactics because "I am a tactical genius" against Italy
>>69159470
>WC 2006 Löw as Co-Manager lost 2:0 to Italy in semi finals
>EC 2012 Löw as Manager lost 2:1 to Italy in semifinals
>EC 2016...
History repeats itself....
every /neutral/ is rooting for italy right? they are literally the GOAT team left in this tournament, ordering a pansotti alla genovese from my local italian for this occasion
>>69159481
if you go to the museum youre literally a gay
>>69159503
Remember when Mexico got BTFO 7-0
>>69159284
>italian step sister
We don't adopt turks, your story is not believable, Abdul.
>>69159536
'no'
>>69159481
If is not a sure fuck. Then watch the game
>>69159435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wTxqHbJOzg
>>69159541
So how's that dental plan from iceland working out for you m8?
>>69159548
heh
>>69159481
You should convince them to watch the game with you obviously. The only right decision
FORZA ITALIA
FORZA FASCISMO
>>69159528
why is he such a hipster
>>69159575
their country is so small people have to unironically be two things at the same time
>>69159575
DELET THIS
>>69159503
That team would probably annihilate any current EPL/Bundesliga/Serie A team.
>>69159553
If its a sure fuck, watch the game, since you know you can have that ass anytime you want it. If you still need to get her and shit is uncertain, also watch the match, but tell her youre sick, or some other bullshit excuse
>>69159550
'euros'
>>69159578
Dat white nig was on Uk Big brother in like 2005
>>69159611
And yet they still destroy England
That's how SHIT England is
>no de Rossi
fuckfuckfuckfuck
>>69159536
>rooting for the favorite
what kind of monster are you?
>>69159539
Its an Asian Art Museum desu, should be pretty cool
>>69159553
Its a sure fuck with my gf, but the qt sister isn't, but the gf does joke about us 3 hooking up together
>>69159579
QT sister "hates sports"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FibBrLIM1m4
>>69159626
No, it wouldn't. Modern football is way, way fucking faster.
>>69159668
modern ((((((((((((((((((((((art))))))))))))))))))))))))))?
>>69159115
Lotto
>>69159409
Nice crop retard
>>69159668
>but the gf does joke about us 3 hooking up together
>>69159683
ahahaha jesus cristo, how cazzo mi faceva laugh guardare the partite of cervia!
>>69159668
>Asian art museum
Holy shit that sounds boring as fuck
Go watch the game
>>69159712
This is where he exposed himself as a liar or a hillbilly redneck
>root for what you are (Italian*)
>root for what you want to be (German)
difficult choices
* I am 1/32 Genovese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqhByR4NHTg
Why do Italians have so much heart?
>>69159135
>burn your kid for endsieg
>still fail
Definitely Germany
Italians are house Frey
>>69159693
It's not like this is a team from the 80s
>>69159746
Argies and their eternal dreams of being white
>>69159744
Both
>can't fap to my gf's snapchats anymore because it's always with the dog ears filter
>>69159773
thanks for explaining the joke in case someone missed it
>>69159184
I'm not even mad
I was just pointing out your homosexuality, Achmed
>>69159746
>lying on an mongolian basketweaving forum
>>69158035
THIS IS IT BOYS
WE WILL BREAK THE MEME MAGI THIS TIME
THIS TIME WE REVEAL OUR FINAL FORM
THIS GAME WILL MAKE EVERYONE FORGET 7-1
THIS GAME WILL PIERCE THE STARS
http://youtu.be/px8aiW3GEME
>>69159029
because the final will be portugal france
