FUCK IT, I can't wait any longer
thoughts? predictions?
(You)
>>69145596
We are sleeping m8, wait for another hour at least
0-0
Italy 4-3 on pens
>>69145596
Germany is going to destroy us sadly
>>69145641
learn to use the catalog, faggot
>>69145596
Italy wins 1-0 after 120 minutes of German domination. Goal scored at minute 118 in a corner kick.
>>69145596
italy will spill their spaghetti
digits confirm
>>69145596
Italy 4-3 Germany
Bloodbath incoming !
repeating integers and italia wins it 3-2
all goals in the first half
>>69146051
>we
good morning luigi
Last 2 digits are the final score
>>69146318
>implying
This is the true final, right here.
Winner takes all.
And it will be Italy.
>>69146127
fuck you
I'm that anon who put money down for Spaghetti Land to win it all one week prior to start
>still haven't cashed out
>pay out way to good to pass up
If I chimp out, and Italy retains their spaghetti, I would never forgive myself. But it's last call. Cash out? Stay in?
Ive lost sleep over this shit. I could potentially cash out after a based Soaghetti buffet. I don't know what to think anymore.
>captcha fucking impossible when hammered
I'm from the future.
Italy will win 3-1 and this post is the >>69146588
2-1 Germany, even though I wouldn't be surprised if Italy pulled it off against them once again. Can't wait to wake up, have my Tim Horton's coffee and watch this beauty of a match.
FORZA ITALIA
>>69146588
What the fuckkkkk
Normal prediction: Germany
Euros prediciton: Italy in penalties
>>69146588
fucking Incan meme magic
>>69145596
COME ON ______
>>69146668
Oh yah! Beauty eh?
Deutschland 5-2
2-1, Italy scores in extra time, I get to see sad germans on /sp/ but not on the field because those fucking "germans" on that team don't feel anything
>>69146588
DELETE THIS
Germany will win, i saw it in my dream
>>69146588
HAPPENING
>>69146769
I don't get it. What's the point of just standing near some attractive women and having your photo taken?
>>69146588
el scriptANO
I'm smelling Germany destruction
Wouldn't be surprised with a 5-0 desu even though I love the Italians
Would love if if Italy won though
>>69145596
>only three stars
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>69147041
go back to ayy
>>69145596
fixed. sick paint.net skills in the morming yo.
>>69146588
MEME MAGIC, BOYS AND GIRLS
>>69147086
you could've at least used the left star
>>69147086
if germany collects enough stars they'll put them all around the symbol and then it'll morph into the european flag.
i see now their evil plan.
PO PO PO POPO POOOO POOOOO
>>69146588
>got his own post number
>also got dubs
>88
Meme power is on our side!
Best game of the tournament.
Italy has been the best team to watch but they'll lose against germany.
>>69146588
>script
Fucking Inca fuck just cursed italy
I don't follow football but i feel like we stand no chance. We only beated belgium struggling and getting like 5 yellows, while even fucking wales effortlessly owned belgium
>>69146588
welp good thing i dont have to watch this semen slurp, thanks Peru.
Deutschland 3:0 Italien
LET ME DREAM
>>69146588
3-1 it is
Italy get 7-1'd.
We have no chance. Memes won't save us this time.
>>69146565
Don't cash out, man.
0:0
>>69147770
>88
>meme power for italy
Guys should I buy bloodborne or Call of duty bo3 for ps4?
>>69148225
Bloodborne, or you a casual?
>>69148212
Surely you can't be saying that it's for Netherlands, now, is it?
>>69148236
CoD is my guilty pleasure. Plus Im jusy itching to anger some people online. I just finished ng+ for Dark Souls 3 and am interested in Bloodborne but I only have enough money for 1
i don't care if we play italy or iceland. i think we should be able to beat every opponent. i just don't want the ride to end early /sp/
you CANNOT tell me
>>69145596
Hope they will stop when they are on 5-0, but knowing the Germans will not stop. they can't enjoy the victory, they only enjoy the annihilation of the opponent
dont get hype it will be another boring 1:0
Let it be a 120 minutes slaughterfest with a bunch of cards so that we can have a chance to beat whoever wins in the semis.
>>69148443
>implying you'kll win against iceland
your team is shit
>>69148485
It's not England tier shit though. Iceland goes home tomorrow night.
>>69148098
Pretty much this
>>69146082
>>69146668
>>69146988
>>69147043
>>69147925
>>69148098
>>69148284
>italian fans trying this hard not to jinx themselves
you all know that you will be up 2-0 in the first half from counter attacks. then it is bus parking time and on to the semi finals.
Bonucci will score after a corner.
Giacc will score after a counter attack, he cuts inside in the name of Robben and blasts it in.
Germany pulls to 2-1 in 83' with pushing the Gomez button
>>69146588
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY WHY WHY WHY
>>69148509
Yes. Your one.
>>69148513
>half of the team is injured
W-we are trying to not jinx ourselves guys!
>>69148550
Come again Luigi?
>>69145596
This will either be the most entertaining game yet
or
Italy parks the bus for 90 minutes and scores 1 goal during overtime.
>>69148513
>BBC already got yellow card
If we win this, we're screwed anyway
>>69148589
I don't think his name is Luigi.
we got this
>>69145596
I predict that one of these 2 teams will pass through to the next match.
And there will be a terrorist attack
>>69146082
oh, I think they'll do it happily
>>69147770
>not naming it wryyyy.jpg
you had one job
>>69148513
> Italy team full of injuries
>alredy tired from the SPain game while Germany walked on Slovakia
>reigning world champion
>Germany is the most in form team in the tournament
>have by far a moretalented lineup
>Low alredy lost once and wont commit the same errors
it's not jinxing it, it's just being realistic
>>69146588
It's all over
>>69148879
/THREAD
>>69146588
DELETE THIS
GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ GOALMEZ
FORZA ITALIA!!!!
>>69148879
Twice, actually. Löw was assistant coach 2006, and its said that he was the actual mind behind everything back then already, which is quite believable considering Klinsmann is a fraud.
>>69146588
what have you done. You are messing with forces you cannot comprehend.
Now because of you germany will win 3-1
>>69148879
sadly this
gg germany
With Neuer and Buffon being the two best goalkeepers in the world at the moment, i predict a 0-0 and many penalty rounds.
Hold me I'm scared.
Why isn't candreva playing ?
>can't decide between pizza and beer or sausages and red wine
life should not be this hard
>>69145596
Because this is how football works.
>>69149074
Candreva is kill
Germany is too strong, Italy has no chance sadly.
>>69149063
i like how Neuer and Buffon have nothing but respect for each other
I feel like Conte is overdoing it by hyping up Germany, and it feels forced and like mind-games, but you know that Buffon actually has legit admiration for Neuer, and the other way round
>>69149095
What happened to him?
>>69149101
jesus christ this is pure cringe
>>69149101
>that fucking fish
Soon
>>69146082
Nop. You'll kill them. Full faith in you mafiabro.
>>69149074
Injured
>>69149101
>schiappuccino
kek
>>69149102
You've got to respect a man who still pays international football at 38 not because you don't want to get rid of an old symbol or mascot (see Cesar at the las WC), but because he is so good, you can't find a better, younger replacement.
And on the other hand, results speak for themselves. Neuer is a reimforced anti-blast door on your goalcage, and possibly the best goalkeep of his generation.
>>69149083
Pizza and beer is a classic
>>69149113
got injuried against Sweden, force to try to come back for Spain and now he should be out for all the Euro
>>69148879
>Germany
>have by far a moretalented lineup
You mistyped Portugal, Super Mario.
>>69149101
>Kroostini
>>69149193
Only Ronaldo and Pepe might have a chance to start for Germany
>>69145596
Well, in recent games the underdog unexpectedly won anyway, so I think we actually stand a chance this time around.
>>69148588
>>69148879
you have all your center backs and buffon. germany won't be able to penetrate your defence, will try to push with their entire team and you will catch them in a counter attack.
They better have a minute of silence for Bud Spencer.
I hope we win and break the curse. But both teams are great and I would have no problem still seeing Italy play some games.
>>69149101
sadly, i had to laugh at some of those
kill me
Italy for the memes desu
VELOCE VELOCE VELOCE
CAMBIO
>>69149378
I wish they'd have a goal celebration that's a Hill/Spencer style punch scene. With "Flying through the Air" playing.
>>69149426
VELOCEEEEEEEEE
Shit day. Sadly >we will lose today. Germany 1-0 late goal
>>69149237
>current world champion
>underdog
>>69149247
Defending is not just a matter of CBs and not even just a matter of defensive players. De Rossi is not just better at stealing the ball he also has good vision and passing, along with experience. Sturaro is a guy that never plays for Juve and cant make a vertical pass to save his life
>>69149168
is there really no young talented italian goalkeeper btw?
>le epic false modesty
Fuck off back to plebbit
>>69149462
We have a lot actually, we even have another Gianluigi. It's just that actual Gigi is too good and has tons of international experience
>only 8 1/2 bongs to go
>>69149488
+ he's used to playing with Bonucci, Chiellini and Barzagli in front of him
>>69149488
yeah no i get why he is playing and all but i mean you gotta have a plan B for when he dies during a game one day
I have this feeling that we can defeat Italy today
>>69149495
Haven't been that hyped for a game since the beginning of the Euro.
>>69149509
Perin, Consigli, Sportiello, Donnarumma, Scuffet (what happened to him btw). Are all good young keepers. Conte preferred to bring the more experienced Sirigu tho. Perin whould have been in france if his knee didnt blow up
>>69145596
Who else /forza italia/ here lads?
>>69149509
It's the same problem Bayern faced after losing Kahn.
>>69149527
it's unironically not even that unrealistic. the only way >we can lose is 1. by löws ridiculous meme tactics 2. by choking harder than ever before
>>69149546
never heard of those but i guess that doesn't mean anything
>PREDICTION
a tunnel is approaching
>>69146588
wow the traffic is so big here at 7:30
>>69149560
Never think you'll pick up an easy win against italy
Who should a neutral australian chelsea fan support?
Conte or Schurrle?
>>69149560
>yfw Götze will be starting
>yfw Höwedes will be starting
>>69149560
You really can win this time. The only thing you need to watch out for is our defence
>>69149606
never said it was easy
>>69149578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cXCidaHnK4
literally the next Gianluigi
>>69149546
>Scuffet (what happened to him btw)
he had a loan spell in Serie B to gain some experience
he was pretty shit, but he was in the worst team of the league (my club btw)
this after he refused to move to Atletico to warm the bench behind Oblak
>>69146588
Nice script
hello
i want to watch this match with italian commentary. does anyone know of an italian streamsite
>>69149634
i actually don't like all those jewtube compilations but looks good fampai
i really like the first one, he seems to be fearless
>>69149694
Yeha youtube compilitans are always biased of course, it was just so you know him. The guy is 17 y/o btw
>>69149694
he is, which is good thing to some extent but also means he's still unexpierenced
guess it's to be expected from a 17 year old
>>69149634
>17 years old
>>69149560
3 by buffon catching neuer way out of the net and scoring a goal
>>69149688
maccheronitube.it
>>69149688
I dont know if it works in countries other than italy, but if you go on rai.tv and click on "dirette tv" it should stream the match
if it doesn't work try using an Italian proxy
>>69149737
He was 16 until March
>>69149728
>>69149735
>>69149737
>17
really makes you sad, huh?
>>69149798
that's just ridiculous. Also nobody would believe him if he was black
>>69149795
>>69149772
Thanks m8s, ill try those.
>>69149622
won't be watching if that's the case
who am I kidding, I'll watch it anyway but still
>>69149806
>you'll never be a 196 cm tall 16 y/o starting for Milan
>>69149820
>that's just ridiculous
Yes, although he did make a lot of mistakes in that compilation.
>Also nobody would believe him if he was black
True,but that is because African teams have a history of lying about their age
>>69149798
>>69149737
>>69149735
he was a few months old when buffon was playing his first euro
>tfw BVB fan and secretly hoping Germany loses because there are no BVB-players but have to act cheerful for Germany when I watch the game in the evening
>>69149886
typical shareholder right there
>>69149897
No I am the same.
t. Gladbachanon
>>69149886
>there are no BVB-players
but anon there's Hummels!
>>69149886
but anon there's Weigl!
>>69149934
Yeah.
And Ginter, Weidenfeller and Großkreutz are also World Champions, r-right?
>>69149897
No lol
>>69149923
For two days now, he is officially a Bayern-player.
>>69149886
>3 Schalker, 2 of them actually playing
>1 Dortmunder sitting on the bench
really makes you think
>>69149950
>3
scatch that, i still think Draxler is at Schalke
>tfw flying to Berlin next Friday
I hope Germany wins so I won't have to face grumpy Germans. It's not like there's many of them in Berlin anyways.
>>69150005
Don't worry you won't face any Germans in Berlin.
>>69149962
Wolfsburg m8
>>69150005
beware of all the literal shit on the pavement. better watch out. not even kidding. there is shit fucking EVERYWHERE and i'm not talking about the roaches either
>>69149949
i was trying to be cheeky
>>69146588
you shouldn't mess with black meme magic you know, you will be the death of us all!
>>69150029
i noticed
you did well
>>69145596
>americans
>>69149949
>And Ginter, Weidenfeller and Großkreutz are also World Champions, r-right?
yes
>>69149923
no he is a traitor
>>69150025
Don't worry mate, I'm used to see shit and piss everywhere: I'm moving to Paris afterward and I've been there plenty of times.
>>69150005
You are flying to Berlin, there are no Germans.
And the few there are do not watch football and weigh 50kgs.
Which team is the safest bet? I have a spare ~300 usd, but I haven't seen much of their performances, except for the Italy vs Spain match
>>69150161
Draw FT
Italy AET
>>69150161
There is no safe bet because this is a potential final match.
Bet on draw Fulltime if you really need to.
>>69149083
I'm having a nice pizza and home-made (by me) beer right before the match
>>69146588 deserved it
Hoping fora exciting match but instead we probably get some 90 mins of boredom followed by a measly goal just so the tedioum finally stops
>>69150208
I guess the best bet for a neutral spectator would be Italian pizza and German beer, right?
However, this Frenchie might consider Italian sausage and German wine :^)
I guess we will lose this match, so what? It's expected and I just hope the Italians won't be too cruel
>>69150161
Bet it on France tomorrow.
>>69149101
>german humour
>>69148796
so this is how Italians look like
>>69150474
Of course, they are 100% pure Italian breed. They are the closest representation of what Italians are from both a cultural and aesthetic point of view.
Don't even need to visit Italy, watch a documentary, read a book about it. Just watch Jersey Shore. That's what we are.
Amirite guys?
>>69150586
you are right, guy
>>69150586
>Don't even [...] watch a documentary [...]. Just watch Jersey Shore.
I always thought Jersey Shore was a documentary
>>69150586
You guys are usually so chill. Is that really what triggers italians? Jersey Shore?
Nobody thinks they are an accurate representation of Italians.
Most germans in particular have someone like Bud Spencer or Berlusconi in mind.
>>69150586
lol dude, dont be a salty bitch with those nazis!, you are so cringe
Whom should I root for?
>>69150763
me me me me me
I have a feeling it's going to be The Battle of Teutoburg Forest revisited. A massacre of epic proportions.
I believe in you big bro
>7 hours until we get BTFO
>>69150654
he's just being a memer, Italians differ greatly from region to region, only the worst terroni are kinda similar to those guys
>>69150654
i can't speak for everyone but i get triggered by muh heritage fags pretty easily
if you can't speak italian you're not italian, simple as that
I prefer Italy to Germany, but watching Germany lose to Iceland is too good to pass up.
>>69151026
I have relatives in Apulia. Sadly I don't have much contact to the Italian side of my family anymore. Is that a nice area?
I always heard Southern Italy is sort of shit
>>69150763
me me me me me
>>69149634
>17
>1.96m tall
>already playing for milan
dio porco shit like this destroys my self esteem
>>69151075
Or Wales beating us.
There is something nice about Wales beating both Belgium and Germany in the Brexit year.
italy have literrally 0 (zero) chance to win this time, its impossible
germany have 7 good reason to win and out mom can't save this time
its over, germany won
NEW LOGO ALERT
1 MINUTE IN PAINT
If Bogateng scores and does that Memetolli pose I won't vote for the AFD.
>>69151076
I never went there so i cant tell you much, but they a beatiful seaside. I know a guy tha is from there and he's alright
>>69151071
Brazil, Argentina and the US are all more Italian than Italy itself. This image proves it.
>>69151225
>This image proves it.
it says there are less Italians there tho????
>>69151249
What did they mean by this?
>Fuck German media, always ruining everything
>>69150586
Calm down Gianluca.
>>69151076
If they are from Taranto are probably all dead now thanks to Ilva.
>>69151308
23 + 17 + 16 = 56
56>55
>>69151225
>muh heritage
>>69151309
It's just shitty bantz.
I'm really hyped already, probably the two best teams of the tournament facing each other.
We can pull it this time!
>>69151249
but why
>>69151451
why? they habe 7 (seven) good reason to beat us this time!
>>69151122
>stars inside the logo
why would italy do this?
>>69151525
faggots not allowed ITT
>>69151525
what if Italy wins?
>>69151520
Because we are dumb, that Logo is fine but i'd like the stars outside
tfw 0:0
fuck this gay earth
>>69149426
VELOCEEEEEEEEE
>>69149426
VELOCEEE VELOCEEEEEEEE
>>69151525
>>69151609
>anime
>crossdressing faggot
What a surprise.
>>69151525
>>69151609
Just a friendly reminder that anime is a mental illness, literally worse than pedophilia or at least the gatweay to it.
Weebs are pedophiles in denial or pedophiles-to-be.
Italy to win then get beat by Iceland in the semi pls
>>69151636
>game is taken to penalties
>"Germany never loses on penalties" blessing outweighs "Germany always loses to Italy" curse
>Germany wins
I am okay with this. Sounds more believable than actually winning against Italy.
>>69151525
Hot
>>69151687
Just a friendly reminder that celebrity obsession is a mental illness, literally worse than pedophilia or at least the gatweay to it.
You creeps are pedophiles in denial or pedophiles-to-be.
>>69151671
FUCK OFF THIS IS A BLUE BOARD
>>69151368
that doesnt make any of them more than Italian tho, you cant sum them it doesnt make sense
>>69151731
being German is a mental illness 2bh
>>69151735
A blue balls board
>>69151703
>"Germany never loses on penalties"
Forgetting 1976?
Also your U-20 side lost to fucking Mali in last year's WC.
>>69151735
Blue balls more like.
>>69151703
What if we beat you ON the penalties? Seems like the surprise in the history of television
>>69151768
>Also your U-20 side lost to fucking Mali in last year's WC.
>caring about the U-20
Obsessed
wurst out
>>69150586
don't be an idiot. There's plenty of guys who look exatly like that
>>69151755
>>69151778
No. Expect that post to janny'd soon.
You brought this on yourselves.
>Muhheritage bowl
>>69151768
I want you to name 10 players in the U-20 German side. If you do you are truly the GOAT in autism. If not it just proves how little the U-20's mean.
>>69151671
that's a big donger
>>69151744
I think his argument is that most of Italians on this planet are not living in Italy.
And can't you vote in italian elections via letter? I know I always get letters telling me I could vote.
>>69151792
Just saying. Better hope that those lads don't bring those chokes to the senior side.
Wouldn't be surprised if Italy beat you on penalties to continue the curse, although I was expecting it to occur in a 3rd place playoff.
Italia wins, if you know what I mean?
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>>69151026
>Italians differ greatly from region to region
don't listen to this guy.
He's just some poor sap with an inferiority complex trying to delude himself that he's actually pure aryan and germanic.
>>69151846
Italian diaspora was a mistake
>>69151880
Why do you have this picture
>>69151899
kek my thoughts exactly
>>69151870
>Just saying. Better hope that those lads don't bring those chokes to the senior side.
They won't, I'm confident in that, and also not everyone gets into the senior team. From our current junior squad I think only Schulz, Dahoud, Schwäbe will play for the NT.
>>69151867
he said that those countries are more Italian, wich is false
And yes if you have citzenship you can vote
>>69151883
I'm talking about both
>>69151880
Germany...
faggots, what has football to do with ugly dicks?
nothing, delete it.
>>69151963
If they were attractive dicks you would be okay with it?
Looks like Löw has fallen for the 3-5-2 with Höwedes coming on. I actually think this is a good idea but I can't see them getting past >the italian BBC with only Özil, Müller and Gomez at the front.
>>69151731
I'm not obsessed with Rooney Mara, I've never even watched a movie starring her. I'm not a waifuist neckbeard. I just like her feet.
>>69151880
Rudiger is pratically an adopted Romano, i'm ok with this
>>69151867
>most of italians
Are only Americans, Argentines or Brazilians with great-grandparents probably Italian.
>>69151880
>>69151671
Deutschland ladies and gents.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDS
>>69151990
Gays not welcome
Pls stop fighting.
>>69152044
>39 attempts
He's thirsty af
will this be a fair game? are italians known to be foul player?. serious question, im a summerfag in terms of football.
>>69151857
If I can't name 10 players in the senior German side, does that mean the Euros mean little? :^)
>>69151920
Fair point. I guess you guys aren't the type to make mistakes twice.
>none of those are the poor sods who missed their penalties
Wew
pls stop posting dicks
>>69152118
why?
>>69146588
>I'm from the future.
>Italy will win 3-1 and this post is the >>69146588
>>69152113
That would just be a lack of general football knowledge m8
>>69151931
Excuse my Brazilian friend, he hasn't learned percentages yet, he's still in college
>>69152044
i dont get what you are trying to say
>>69152140
because they're male genitalia?
Is Italy white?
Is America white?
>>69152109
we like tactical fouling, but we arent butchers like Uruguay for exemple
>>69152196
>percentages
>in college
kek'd
Is Brazil white?
>>69151990
footfags are as bad as furries
>>69152021
big strong dicks are too manly for you? what are you, some kind of sissy?
>>69152208
so? why can't you appreciate them?
Argentina is white
>>69151867
one of my friends is italian and he gets paid 200€ or something like that to go to italy to vote
he gets a free holiday everytime they have a election
>>69152283
Italy is beautiful so I should probably try to get into that too.
>>69152257
because i'm not gay?
how is this even a question?
>>69152283
do you mean he gets payed from the state?
or do mafia pay for his vote or what?
>>69152316
If it was scat you'd be turned on tho
>>69152316
what about feminine dicks though?
>>69152316
I can appreciate a nice set of tits though
Who /nogf/ here?
Is Norway white?
>>69152316
>can't appreciate a pretty cock
gay af desu
>>69149426
VELOCEEEEEEEEEE
>>69152393
Norwegians are literally Niggers
Do you want to see a Norwegian woman? >pic related is one
I hope we win but i know we won't
WE TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
Jk i hope we 7-1 Cuckmany
>>69146588
Danm
>>69145596
Germany excorcises all the Italy demons and wins 6-0. Shots of sobbing Italians in the stands, Low feverishly masturbating while picking his nose on the bench. It's going to be a glorious day everyone.
>>69152539
crop crop
>>69152539
>Italians in charge of cropping
>>69146565
Cash out nigger, Germany will be in full rape mode after Italy eliminating them in the last euro and two world cups ago
>>69152462
but you are already out?
>>69152539
Cool image crop, Giovanni. Want to bring it to the white house?
nervous as fuck
>yfw leturk wins one for da schland
>>69152374
Sort of. Waiting for her to come live with me, but the uncertainty is quite literally giving me feels that are way more painful than the ones I had when I was completely single. She lives and works in Spain, but she promised we would get back together when she's saved up enough money. I don't know if I should be happy or depressed right now.
>>69152325
>>69152283
Bullshit.
Mafia probably pay just 20 euro or less if not cheating on you after you have voted not giving the money.
If you are abroad must not return to Italy to vote because the vote goes with vote of residents abroad.
>>69149886
>t.falseflag herman
>>69149193
>more talented
>literally can't win in regulation and is PK meme faggotry
>>69152647
name
hnnng
why do girls know nothing about sports?
>>69152752
what kind of loser texts his dad
>>69152752
>getting told by a girl
better ask her to peg you like a good little cuck after we destroyed italy.
why is it on so late? should be on at 17:00 at least
>>69152746
what does it say?
Dear Italians now that bud spencer is dead there is nobody that can protect you from losing. SIETE:UNO
>>69152808
First of all, there is literally nothing wrong with getting pegged, or being a cuck. Not that either of those two things are mutually exclusive.
Also, /sp/ told me the same thing about Spain and Italy..the back 4 is 10/10
>>69152845
Italia cantagliele : Italy sing it to them (rekt them)
>>69152845
Italian national anthem
>>69152746
>Sturaro sicuro
JUST
U U
S S
T T
>>69152845
Italy, sing it to them! (which is a way to say beat them), and then the lyrics from the national anthem, two lines for player
I wish germany will rape italy, I hate Andonio Gonde
>>69145596
Thanks to Italy for defeating the putas
However Germany will proceed
>>69152958
>>69152915
>>69152902
nice
>tfw cunts like Özil will never get kicked off the team
what has he even done for the NT in recent years?
>>69151118
counter jinx
>>69152880
>implying the Ghost of Bud Spencer is not on their side
Also we need to stop talking about it. His death really hurt.
>>69152796
Thanks I needed a chuckle
>>69152845
spaghetti spaghetti forza toblerone
>>69152845
also it says: tonight against Germany, the mother of all games, let's shout our anthem
fuck now i'm even tenser
>>69153096
>the mother of all games
it's sad this is so spot on for this game
we're the only two teams left that actually try to play some decent football. well maybe France is trying but they cant seem to make it work.
100% convinced the winner of tonights match will be the champion.
>>69153192
hopefully, i couldn't stand a Portugal or France win
they didn't earn their spot in the QF at all
>>69153256
>they didn't earn their spot in the QF at all
this meme again
>>69146588
Veste concha. ¿Cómo lo haces?
>>69152752
>lel
>no emojis
Stop texting yourself
>>69153323
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGETOUTNORMIEGETOUT
>>69153353
>>69153323
sorry i quoted the wrong post
>>69146588
Oh shit
>>69146588
>be from the future and love gay porn
>land in Peru in the past
Gay porn to become vilified and requires time travel confirmed.
>>69152979
Miss the chance for the 8-0 instead of 7-1.
>>69153621
This looks absolutely disgusting. Anything between 15-30% is going to make you puke nearly 100% of the time.
>>69153745
It's deceptively delicious, slips down very easily
>>69153745
pleb
>>69151225
>Uruguay has 1 million Italians
>Uruguay's population is 4 million
Jesus
why are the black shirt bros so cucked? Italians actually think they are going to lose
>>69153323
A-are you a girl?
>>69151368
>favelas education
there are 60ml italians + 5 ml italian abroad
>>69153911
we cucked both anglos and spaniards all in one
>>69153975
That's simply not true...
>>69153256
portugal is playing like we played in past tournaments, and getting the same kind of hate.
just saying
The Germans will be brutal. Easy 4-0 win lads
>>69153745
>northern european "drinking culture"
Rooting for Italy as every patriotic austrian will do
Its's raining outside, great fucking public viewing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69153256
Did Iceland earn their spot?
>>69154080
>
it's just that you hate Germany more, maybe
>>69154025
suicidati animefrocio
Oh Gods of memes, hear me! For I will make a sacrifice to you: Italy.
Let me get a cute german gf and as a payment Italy will be torn apart from Germany, a holocaust even worse than 7-1.
Just give me a cute gf and you will have italy's dignity in exchange.
GET
>>69154008
>60 665 551
>>69145596
1:1 90min,penalties in the end
>>69154223
off by one
italy will play dirty as fuck
>>69154273
>italy will lose and I still won't have a gf
>>69154354
but you have sunlight?
or do you live in alps
What's a good stream?
>>69154223
>>69154354
i can be your boyfriend if you want, but i cheat a lot.
>>69152453
well that's one way to use the invention called wheel
>>69154354
have some tranquility knowing this will be an awesome match
Who Itali/a/ here?
I really hope for you to win this time
I mean, tonight we are going to play with a midfield with:
GIACCHERINI - PAROLO - STURARO - DE SCIGLIO
It's like fighting against someone with no legs and just one arm and who's trying to poop behind a bush
If you can't win tonight you never will
>>69151249
>>69149101
Why can't Germany focus on cheering for their own team and prepare for a good match like us >>69152746 and instead focuses on making cringy jokes about their opponents?
Lads, how I do shit?
Okay, so I understand the general concept of shitting - of course I do. But there are times that I'll go for a poop and without any stress I'll pop out five little shits, wipe four times, and be done. Easy.
But then I'll go again later that day and the shit simply won't drop. As in, it'll get dangle there for ages - I try shaking, I try pushing, I try changing my position - NOTHING WORKS. If I finally do manage to force the shit to drop I then find myself wiping for what seems like a whole roll...
Now this may be because there's still shit left up there but then I've even tried forcing this out through conventional shitting means and I'm unable to dislodge the poop. Either way I'm forced to spend a good 10-20 minutes wiping.
People will say it's down to diet but there has been many a day where the two types of shitting that I've highlighted above have occurred within 5 hours of each other - explain that.
Hopefully there isn't something wrong with my ass and you lads will be able to give me some good advice. Thanks in advance.
If we win I'll paint myself in the italian flag and run naked across the nearest German town
I hope italy will cuck germany. it will easier for us, or for iceland
>>69154695
Get some psyllium husk powder, it's cheap af. Removes all RNG from shitting mechanics, even it you have a bad diet. Shit just drops out easy. You really shouldn't be straining and trying to get that last bit out, optimise your shitting game and stop being a pleb who needs a whole roll to wipe.
>>69154695
>Lads, how I do shit?
Ask your national team la
>>69154119
they had a difficult qualification group and they topped it, they won (ex aequo, but whatever) their group and then beat a team many deemed as favourite
i'd say yes
meanwhile
>France
automatically qualified, scraped past Romania and Albania, drew against the mighty swiss and came from behind to beat Ireland
>Portugal
easy as fuck qualification group, drew all their games in the finals, got hammered by Croatia but somehow scraped through, beat Poland on penalties
>>69154012
not really, they can't even defend
>>69154595
we're plalying with the type of players that are called in italy as "honest shoemakers".
>>69154852
what does "honest shoemakers" mean in italy?
>>69149083
Fuck you I have to work tonight. I'll still watch it but no drinking for me.
>>69154915
Basically someone who can't even hit straight a ball and he's not even pretend that he's better than that
Prepare for murderball
>>69154662
Germans are extremely butthurt against us. We've ruined their plans an exorbitant amount of times
>>69154829
>iceland had a difficult qualification group
>portugal had easy as fuck qualification group
what do you mean by this?
>>69154997
thanks
>>69145596
3-2 Italy
Screencap this
>>69150161
There is no safe bet. Germany is likelier to win but this has been the case more than a couple of times now and yet we won. I just hope it's a good match instead of turtling until 115'
>>69151076
If they come from Bari you need to die.
If the are Salentinian, they are master race
>>69154476
I'll tell you in 4 hours
>>69155096
>>69154997
but runs a lot, follows direction and has good tatical sense.
>>69145596
The thread should be called Raid Boss Edition desu
>>69155352
so basically like german players but with less skills?
>>69155283
thx m8
>watch every game so far in gasthause or pub
>now back to Merica and watching in me mums basement
life is suffering.
>>69155352
Ok but there aren't the first choice for litteraly anyone.
If they can't win while we have injured Marchisio, Verratti, De Rossi, Montolivo (meh), Thiago Motta (meh), so basically all our midfield and with the worst strikers of the 30 years
Well, it'll start to get ridiculous
>>69155444
A lot less, yes
Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
>>69155565
keep it contained to /trans/ la
4-1 germany
2-0 Italy ez
The final of Euro 2016 starts in four hours
>>69155492
is yer mums basement comfy?
If we lose Portugal win the cup.
>>69149622
Please no
We're gonna stick the catenaccio so far up your ass it will trigger your gag reflex.
>>69156123
DELETE
>>69152539
Jesus Christ, Mario
If Italy win i'll go out on monday, buy a pupper and call it espee
VELOCEEEE ANON
I CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER
VELOCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69156312
G-goku is Italian? But he never whistled at women from his scooter
>>69146588
OH SHIT
>>69155894
not as comfy as kloesse, hefeweizen, and the soundtrack of obnoxious honking.
Italy will win, Statistics don't lie. A true German always puts evidence over feelings.
>>69146588
porcamadonna
>>69156395
but what about that evidence in my pants??
>>69146588
HOLY FUCK
>>69156395
>8 games
>>69156682
How big is your Pimmel?
>>69156731
zwölf, deins?
>Dad immigrated from Dusseldorf
>Mother immigrated from Venice
Who should I root for lads?
>>69156770
fuck off and watch baseball while stuffing your face with hot dogs
>>69156845
I'm sure you know all about stuffing your mouth with brown meat sven
>>69145596
0-0 Germany on penalties. Screencap this.
>>69156873
savage
>>69156748
>zwölf
Seriously? Wew lad
Made a lasagne for dinner and currently drinking kronenbourg, fitting for the occasion
C'mon on italy!
>>69156873
Yes my partner Achmehdi is great, thank you. Not sure why thats any of your business?
>>69156893
yes, seriously. zwölf meter
Reminder to italiaposters to be NICE to germaniaposters
This is a friendly match of friends
>>69153745
>the city of your alcohol tolerance
>>69156845
Fucking rekt
>>69154695
Drink as much no-fat milk as you can. You're bound to have the runs in a few hours, and it'll completely clear out your insides (although it may take a few shits). 1 litre should do the trick, but you may try 2 litres.
Another two nil for Italy. Germany looked pretty bad when attacked by Ukraine and Italy can take the chances and would pressure them much more.
>>69156988
Yeah, let's just have fun and watch a great game.
>3 hours until we get BTFO
Hold me
>>69146588
praise kek
>>69157129
At least we won't lose the final against Iceland.
If they play Muller forward we already lost, Muller fucked up Juve big time and this Italy plays like Juve.
>>69157158
Muller was shit and Juve was refballed, Germany is nothing impressive
>>69156988
this
give it up fratellis its ogre now
are you allowed to ride a bicycle on the autobahn?
So guys which team should I bet? Leaning towards Germany but I think Italy can take it aswell... help me bros
>>69157294
no, only motorcycle
>tricked into watching it with "friends" and other girls at a shitty bar with barely audible audio and a big TV
>can't watch it with my /sp/artan bros at home
H-hold me /sp/
fuck me...djok just lost.
now fuckin germany will get this
>>69157330
you fell for literal memes bro
protip: best way to watch a game is with your bros (no hoes) on the couch at home with a tablet nearby to occasionaly shitpost
>>69157294
of course you can.
it's even encouraged by the government.
>>69157330
>What is a phone?
>>69153778
>>69153793
>>69153807
>>69153818
>>69153907
>>69154051
>>69156991
limoncello is supposed to be ~40%, nignogs
>>69157366
this. And you need a smartphone for the 11Freunde liveticker
Hey Alfredo, free pizza for me tonight after we crush you?
What do you say?
>>69157145
You mean semi-final right?
>>69157392
He can't handle 15%-30%, you think he can handle 40%?
>>69156981
hey du bist nich ich
È lui o non è lui?
>>69157448
i assume he means anything under 30 is too sweet and thus is shit and nauseating
>>69157428
I say nein.
>>69157475
you pretended to be someone else first
see
>>69156748
Who /Tracer/ here?
>>69157366
>protip: best way to watch a game is with your bros (no hoes) on the couch at home with a tablet nearby to occasionaly shitpost
dubs confirm
>>69157531
>overwatch
>videogames in general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93aSqNtz3L4
>>69157483
MA CERRRRRRRTO CHE E' LUIIIII
>>69157525
ja stimmd brudi
>>69157574
>living in a 3rd world country
i think it's going to be a very anti-climatic game, lot's of defending and long balls. hope not though
>>69146588
The legends are true. Meme magic is real.
>>69157583
WUAHAHAH
I come from the future.
Not the very far future, mind you. I'm from a future about six hours ahead.
And I brought with me this photo I took.
>>69157158
He hasnt even scored yet in the entire tournament tho, right?
It just hit me lads
I had a glimpse of hope before, but now it hit me
There's absolutely no chance for italy to win, zero, none
The curse is going to be broken, this day will go down in history
>>69157612
Doubt it. Both teams have shown and proven that they aren't parking the bus.
They want to win, score and not pray for luck.
These are probably the two best defense lines of the Euro and two incredible offense lines.
It will be the best match of the Euro.
>>69157706
>Italy
>proven that they aren't parking the bus.
???
>>69157077
why the hell do we have to be twink??
Lads, where's the best bet for a good stream tonight?
>tfw you realize this is basically the final of the EC and no matter who wins there will no more hype and joy left in this shitty tournament after this game
>>69157497
By that logic he wouldn't be able to handle anything less than 15% either, which I highly doubt.
>>69157737
>not knowing the difference between a solid defense and parking the bus
Why even come to /sp/?
>>69151249
Immobiles mom is a real milf
>>69157706
>Italy great offensive line
Come on. They're good but they lean on a great defense and sporadic attacks. Don't make them better then they are.
>>69157761
I'm pretty hyped for Iceland-Wales desu
>>69156312
TAKE LA NOSTRO ENERGY MISTER!
>>69157158
>implying our team isn't basically Juve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fts6v6vjxrA
>this pic related is the only thing left living for
yes I agree
>>69157816
>t. reddit
>>69156981
Lügner
>>69146588
YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCK ASS FUCKER FUUCK YOUUU
Not gonna lie, I got some poop in my pants about getting cucked again, but let's make this the true and only final people will talk about!
Auf geht's Deutschland!
Forza Azzurri!
>>69156312
kek
>>69157158
>This Italy plays like Juve
So we will win because of """"""errors""""" from the ref? Yay
>>69157768
duh for shitposting
>>69157952
Fair point. Don't let me stop you, enjoy!
>>69158035
new thread
>>69158035
>>69158035
new thread
>>69158035
NEW THREAD:
>>69158116
>>69158116
>>69158116
>>69157158
Italy has always been Juve.
>>69146588
oh shit u didnt
![161482_suporter-jerman-menangis_641_452[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gq3NCOg.jpg "161482 suporter-jerman-menangis 641 452[1]")
>>69157761
what if kedhira and boateng get a yelow and have to miss the next match?
there could be ype because you could losethe semis because you're missing important players
>>69157759
BBC1 you daft twat
At this very moment, I discovered the the theory of everything. I was in the future for less than nanosecond. I was able to warp spacetime and sense the "strings" that connect future and past events.
also Italy wins.
>>69146588
based compatriot
>>69146588
i'm not not shitposting about this before it archives
>>69160422
DUBS ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH!
>>69146588
It's the Peru /a/ fag you fucking mongs. He always uses scripts to try and force meme magic. Kek will punish you for trying to play god, Peru. Nuke will come soon.
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