>Draxler
Coolest name in sports?
It's also my name.
Coolboy Ngamole
Drinky
draxler sounds like the shit you take to literally make you shit when you're constipated
>ayo i ate 2 packs of oreos and nigga i cant shit, pass me some of that draxler
I like Gronkowski, it just sounds badass
>>69146246
Tshimanga Biakabutuka
>>69146413
Drexler however is a very cool name
>>69146525
is clyde drexler the most based black athlete of all time
Bactéria
>>69146536
Lebron
Does anyone remember this nigga?
He always had my favorite sports name and I use that name for vidya and shit now because of it.
It's a shame he got drafted by the jaguars, if he got the chance to develop on a halfway decent team like Arizona or green bay, or somewhere like that, who knows how good he'd be.
Miroslav Satan
>>69146537
could've been the goat if he wasn't so virulent in the locker room
>>69146612
W E W
>>69146246
that's not how you spell hingle mccringleberry
Make way for the king of asskicking names.
>>69146537
>not bananinha
inb4 that list of american name like daburgers lejesus
>>69146894
damn that's a fly name, good idea chingy mcchang chong gonna name my first born illegimate son dat
Arriaga
Dragan Bender
>pronounced DRAGON BENDER
There was a baseball player called Rusty Kuntz for the Cardinals I think. Also Kobe's uncle was called Chubby Cox.
>>69146965
>not Arriaga II
not coolest but....
Dick Trickle
>>69146246
Yeah, reminds me of the GOAT, Drexler.
>>69146965
>>69147012
>tfw my last name is Arriaga
Feels good bros. Basque names rule.
>>69146736
>>69146537
>Not Maikol Jackson
Carrasco
>>69147012
>i don't rate Aruglia
Metta World Peace
Kuba
>>69146980
Also Diamond Stone. This draft was good for names
Patrick Dangerfield
>>69146246
Bixente Lizarazu
Quagliarella is the coolest footballer surname I ever heard of.
My wife really likes the name Jamal Blackman for some reason.
So I guess it must be cool.
http://en.espn.co.uk/scrum/rugby/player/15570.html
Max Power
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Power_%28footballer%29?wprov=sfla1
/thread
Stirling Mortlock
Ronaldo
it is completely synonymous with sport
>>69146246
Max Meyer for sure
>>69146246
>Draxler
Pretty cool, has an X and sounds like the name of an alien villian or an NES vidya boss.
>Julian
Massive poofer lmao.
>>69146246
I always liked Karl-Heinz Rumenigge
Edin Hazard for sure
German players have lame first names nowadays: Julian, Mario, Marco etc. They'd sound better with real German names like Otto, Gunther or Friedhelm
Landon Donovan sounds pretty badass to me.
Jamal Blackman
Le Cut Inside Man
Rusty Kuntz
>>69146424
Retarded nigger name #468538975
Lewandowski
i still giggle when Schweinsteiger is mentioned
>>69147547
Alex MAXIM
>>69146591
Top lel
I literally played pee wee football with this guy
>>69147674
HEIL! BASTIAN SCHWEINSTEIGER! HEIL!
Dragan Stojković, sounds the name of the final boss
>>69147551
Is he the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher?
>no HE HATE ME
The XFL was garbage but that was brilliant
Ruben de la Red
>>69147547
>>69147680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUO-mfuPAqI
>>69147669
/thread
So close to one of the coolest / scariest surnames in sports.
pisscheck
Floro Flores is THE best last name
Jamal Blackman
Danny Invincibile
>>69146246
I say this guys name 3 times as a vocal warmup before I speak French
Tyson Gay
Max Kruse
Franco Foda
>>69148565
>Bender
nice try canucklefuck
I would go for Stefan Kuntz.
Goran Dragic is a cool name
Jan-Ingwer Callsen-Bracker
Waiting for Johnny Manziel to change his last name to Football and get a show on vh1
I can feel it coming
>>69146423
it's gronkovski
Pick one
>>69147326
World B. Free is better.
Also God Shamgod.
>>69149180
>lebogang
RIGHT BOIZ LETS GET HEKTIC PUNCHBOWL AYRE FIK
>>69149240
top kek
>>69147906
this.
also Ragnar Sigurdsson sounds like a Viking ruler.
I like also Peruan footballer Yoshimar Yotun.
>>69146536
He's the GOAT male-pattern-baldness athelte tbf
>>69147248
There was a player named Mahatma Gandhi too.
>>69146246
nah it's Błaszczykowski
Italians have the coolest names.
Massimiliano Allegri
Alessandro Costacurta
Federico Bernardeschi
Giacomo Bonaventura
Salvatore Schillaci
>>69149849
His name is so cool everyone just calls him the name of an island on the other side of the world.
No love for Eden Hazard?
Jan Venegoor of Hesselink
>>69149933
Eden Hazard is so popular that has an anime on him (El Hazard)
Usain Bolt 2bh
We all know the true GOAT of names
>this name
Ciro Immobile
so ironic and cool
Norwich have a young player named Anthony Spyrou coming through at the moment.
Nikita Kucherov
Claudio Pitbull
Ragnar Sigurðsson is absolutely the best name of all time.
Eden Hazard ain't bad either.
Pat McGibbon
Geremi
>>69149986
>Slurpsemen
Keisuke Honda
>>69149986
That Canadian/USA lad's name the last Junior World Cup in hockey in winter. Don't recall it but I remember it was a long name but sounded pretty dope
There's a player in the 2nd Bundesliga valled Hartherz, literaly hard heart. Also an Austrian defender named Standfest, which means "steady, but literally "stand-firm".
>>69148966
>Jan-Ingwer Callsen-Bracker
I'm not surprised to read this name in this thread.
He couldn't do anything else anyways since he's called after >pic related
>>69152145
Found it lads, Alex Debrincat. Kinda cool, but not as cool as I remember, maybe I was drunk
>>69152452
Yout NT has someone called Lustig in it and that's a funny name
>>69149933
Sounds like a name for a gay porn star
>>69147547
>Power has a son, Max, Jr.[3]
Madman.
Isaac Success
>>69152506
It's a very amusing name
http://chantalismus.tumblr.com/
This based lad
Wembley Balacov
>>69152701
I spent like the last ten minutes on this site, it's so great kek
Radja Nainggolan
>>69152701
>Attila Junior
oh god my sides will never return
>>69152933
>>69152506
>German """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>69152701
CIA?
>>69146392
#eggplantfriday
>>69153210
>>69152701
>Boromir Elrond Georg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>strg+f Kahn
>0
lads
>>69152942
>hercolys
>>69147518
this, a lot of Italian last names just sound amazing
>>69153360
This one is a motherfucking beast name.
>>69146246
Yeah, I think Draxler is the coolest too. Sounds like a dragon Pokémon or a post-apocalyptic vehicle.
>ctrl+f Amir Khan
>ctrl+f Muhammad Ali
>ctrl+f Prince Naseem
>no results
???
>>69153527
back to /Pakistan/
>>69152942
Holy shit, these names make no sense at all. I love it. Is there any other country that borrows names from the entire world and "brasileirize" them like ours?
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Radamel Falcao
Dino Zoff
Gianluca Pagliuca
Zinedine Zidane
Isaac Success
Kolbeinn Sigthorsson is a pretty cool name.
Although, I guess it's something only German-speaking people would agree on.
No idea if it works in other languages.
Nacho Novo and Mattia Destro always seemed cool.
honorable mention to Papastathopoulos. always made me laugh when tried saying it.
>>69153895
sounds manly and viking as fuck to me
>>69153920
Not only that, but his last name sounds like what would translate to "victory goal son".
Sieg = victory
Tor = goal
Sohn = son
...and then he scores precisely that goal against England.
>America.
>>69154061
B a r k y
>>69154061
Wonderful
Terrific
Monds
>II
>>69147821
No you didn't
>>69147429
sounds like a pornstar name
>>69147575
"over in west germany...."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPOQbebv-J0
>Piss check
>Cucka
>Pepe
>>69154061
>Wave Ryder
>Team Navy
kek
>>69146246
My last name is the same lel.
Yago Pikachu
>>69146246
>ronaldo
>ronaldinho
>Beckham
>Robson Kanu
>Larsson
>>69151354
Literally the Guy Fieri of football
griezmann is a fucking cool name
Ha Ha Clinton Dix
Also, Matthew Dellavedova. His surname is so fucking smooth.
>>69152942
Wembley balacov bachi shneider!
>>69152942
Do Brazilians just put down what they think is an English name and put son/ton at the end?
>>69146246
Kimi Raikkonen
>>69152942
>AYYY ALLAN