This guy walks up to you after you scored a goal for your country and slaps you around a bit in a way that makes you unsure whether it's endearing or sort of patronizing.
what do?
pull out my smith & wesson and send him straight to heaven.
>you will never be fatze
not sure about this feel
>>69140275
This
I remind him of the fact that his wife has sexual intercourse with horses.
>>69140353
mad dirtnigger detected
>>69140399
>buyern bandwaggoner doesn't even know getting cucked by horses is what allows Müller to perform well
The Euro shows she's stopped supplying him with video footage.
>>69140463
Dressage is a noble art and don't you dare use it against that sweet, innocent woman
>>69140285
>celebrating this hard in a friendly
That "never beaten Italy" thing is a nightmare for them isn't it.
>>69141262
dude if the amount of threads on the topic is any indication they are downright tremblingly hysterical right now
>>69141262
it is a nightmare, but the celebration was because fätze hadn't scored for like half a year or something at that point
