WTF is this chicanery? Bloody Iceland is bigger than us?
Pic related. How they get to be the underdogs when we are a tiny corner of Europe with greatness in our blood and achievements in our history?
>>69113908
Because you have won shit in the past and they didn't. Simple as that.
>>69113908
Smaller population
>>69113908
Portugal: Population almost 10.5 million.
Iceland: Population almost 340 thousand.
Size doesn't mean anything. Majority of Iceland is uninhabitable. Look at Russia, they are the largest country in the world but has population less than Bangladesh and Indonesia.
>>69113984
>Because you have won shit in the past and they didn't.
Actually no, at least not with the A teams.
Our best results are runner up (Euro 2004, damn Greeks) and third place in 66 in the world Cup.
>>69113908
>35k square miles
>10 million people
How do you stack so many gypsies in one place?
>>69114041
Same thing with Australia
>>69114015
>t. gudmundur breidablik
>>69114072
Worse than you fit Turkey over there.
>>69114072
Our population density is not that different Krauts, 235/sq.mi for Germany vs. 300 for Portugal.
Btw, how dare you talk about gypsies when you guys are home to 3 million turks [1].
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turks_in_Germany
Iceland has many people as like two neighborhoods in Lisbon
>>69114072
I don't know you tell me germany, how did you stack 6 million in the ovens ?
>>69114071
The Icelanders' best historical result was the other day when they beat a shitty England team. Not exactly on the same scale.
>>69114129
Iceland are ranked 34th in the world and have already beaten Netherlands twice in the qualifiers. Losing to them is not that big of a humiliation as English make it out to be.
Much bigger than you think.
>>69114274
>czech republic
>hungary
>white
>>69114274
>Congo:7
I now understand the cuck meme
>>69114129
One does not simply give away genocide secrets. Next thing you know everybody's doing it.
>>69114371
If the Rwandese can do it, it can't be that hard.
>>69113908
>pls talk about my country
You cunts have been insufferable for the past 48 hours.
>>69114129
underrated post
>>69113908
>p-p-p-please notice us 4chan sama
>>69113908
2/3 of the land are volcanoes and Ice.
They were underdogs because they had to overcome their shit-tier Icelandic genes.
>>69113908
>39,769 square miles of this
So, show me where you want to start your farm
>>69114274
>Czech
The magic of dubs have worked
>>69114524
Have you ever been to Alentejo?
>>69114486
>Iceland
>Shit-tier genetics
Spoken like a real Americlap clap clap clap
>>69114015
t. Alberþyr Barbosson
>>69114015
/thread
Icelanders have Celtics blood if I remember correctly. Vikings brought Celts as slaves or something.
>>69114550
>tfw 40ºC in Alentejo is normal
>>69114129
lyl
>>69114274
>6'
Noice
>>69114274
>tfw every time this gets posted I frantically google inches to cm online conversion to check if everything is fine
>>69114588
>Grass and trees can grow
Stop whining
>>69114610
>Caring about averages
>Caring about the size of other peoples penises
>>69114634
I care very much about feminine penises. Thanks for being inclusive with your use of the people pronoun.
>>69114129
bravo companheiro, bravo
>>69114072
>Belgium
>12k square miles
>11 million people
>>69113908
they only have 300000 peoplethough...
>>69114274
>HUNGry
>>69114676
>Feminie penises
When will this meme die, it is literallt impossible for a penis to be feminie, it is quite possibly the most masculine thing in existance. If you fap to "feminie penises" you are gay.
>>69114129
BANTER
>>69114274
>Iran
>Iraq
>India
kek, they're not even Asian
>>69114274
think I need to move to Asia, lads.
Pootugal you're trying to keep the banter up but you're utterly unlikeable and you star makes bronbron look like a gud boy. You're already pathetic enough don't be worse than huezil and canada
>>69114555
I AM THE VIKING
>>69114804
If men can be feminine then why cant penises?
By your logic the biggest lisping faggot in a dress is as masculine as any other man which makes zero sense.
>>69114804
>>69114922
good one
>>69114950
Thisisyourbrainonvirginity.jpg
>>69114274
Wtf with Peru
>>69114196
>>69114588
butifel
>>69114302
>afrikan infested wetern european
>white
yep, we ARE white
>legal weed
>qt brown girls
>nice weather
>beaches
>cheaper than most of europe
how come portugal isn't more liked?
I don't like it but I am not sure why.
>>69114015
>be hated because we like to have sex and become fathers
Life is truly suffering
>>69114302
>swiss national team
>t. Xhaka
http://www.20min.ch/schweiz/news/story/Schweizer-Soldaten-posieren-mit-Doppeladler-15545694
>>69114129
Fugg man
>>69114773
>Hung-aryan
If I read this thread correctly it seems that we are not villains after all, only the heroes we deserve.
Thanks pals
>>69113908
By that logic we're the greatest nation of all time
>>69114855
??? It's not a continent division m8, look again
Because Iceland is a volcanic wasteland with the same population as one or two Lisbon neighborhoods.
>>69114129
hory chet, 2edgy4me
>>69114274
>tfw Nicaraguan
Feels good to be adequate
>with greatness in our blood and achievements in our history?
what happened to all that greatness and history though?
>>69114274
Quick question:
What's the average vagina size ?
>>69115516
Cause we cucked everybody.
>Cucking Europe, America, Africa, Asia; >Cucking Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday; >WHAT HAVE I DONE???
>WHAT HAVE I DONE???
>>69116696
You have to go back.
>>69114274
>red: shitholes
>green: shitholes
>middle tier: normal countries
>less than 5" = degenerated race
>more than 6.2" = negro ape species
>>69116925
I'll go when they stop being dumb enough to vote socialism
>>69114415
Our captain is from Akureyri actually. Which isnt on there
>>69114922
>you star makes bronbron look like a gud boy
>you star
i don't understand. Why you hating on meu puto Renato Sanches?
>>69114129
Insert me in the crop Reddit
>>69117180
is that the smaller volcano or the BIG BLACK BOMBARDJAVUK
>>69114274
>HUNG ARYANS
Any nation that is worse at football than its former colonies will be made fun of forever.
>>69117527
Town
>>69113908
>They live on a volcano
>>69113908
It's Iceland's first time in the EC.
>Iceland has never lost a match in ECs.
>>69117772
brazil became independent long before football was even a thing
>>69118014
Icelanders hate ronaldo.
>>69118292
Hell, we have that in common.
>>69114274
As always USA getting cucked by Mexico...
You'll be always our sons little feggets
>>69114129
well played, my tanned friend
>>69114558
Kek
>>69118380
>this comment
>that flag
Whatever you need to tell yourself to survive, headless taco man. Our parents are the UK and France if anything, and we surpassed both of them. Your beaner """"""""state"""""""" is nothing but a landfill for the human carrion for America south of our border. Your national sport being soccer, a sport popular in the most poor nations, only corroborates my and many other people's, like God-Emperor Trump, belief that Mexico is a massive shithole that is lucky to have the USA as a neighbor. You'd be Venezula-tier, if that, without us supporting your headless wetbacks, and hopefully, will soon be Hiroshima-1945 tier.
>>69113908
Been in Icleand last year.
-Frozen my testes
-Almost no ppl outside Reykjavik
-Seen more horses than people outise the capital
- Most of the country is a desert, just with ice
-Expensive as fuck (in fact had cheaper fucks...)
-Paid 7-10 Euros for a bloody soup
-The guys from EVE Online were there having a fanfest or something.
- The Aurora Borealis is not like in the pictures
But I liked the trip and the icelanders :-)
>>69117180
it is.. just look up
>>69122417
is the aurora borealis much more fleeting in real life?
Like a lunar eclipse?
>>69122773
it was a greenish strip in the night sky. Very faint
>>69123060
Also didnt last for long. All those beautiful pics you see are taken with very good cameras+filters
