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Previous thread: http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/69104311/heem-daniel-cormier-edition#top
Schaub
>Eugene, you are an alpha cuck
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wTni9wYZmH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wTni9wYZmH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wTni9wYZmH
artem
Manlets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul7PWkUgAfc
post retired boys
>>69113395
>punching someone in the face
what a dick
![35BC586500000578-0-image-a-9_1467087886080[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6XiqPFW.jpg "35BC586500000578-0-image-a-9 1467087886080[1]")
feet desu senpai
>>69113302
Please donut post these people >:(
>>69113475
PREMIER
>>69113470
>knocking out an old man
hope he is proud of himself
Post ur entrance song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUGfURqyhs
>>69113564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX7gFl7xnOE
>>69113470
chuck should make a comeback imo
Who /WHITE & JACKED/ here?
>>69113638
He tried 3 times already
I never thought I'd have so little hype for the big july card, especially seeing as it's 200
You now remember Sean "The Muscle Shark" Sherk
Just realized Korean Superboy is fighting on the friday card
nice
>tfw im a jakked white boi and ppl wont get over it
>>69113828
you forgot your picture bro
>>69113504
Who the fuck are these people, and why are their faces spammed here?
>>69113921
They are the PREMIER MINDS of MMA media
>>69113921
The premier minds of MMA who muse about life
If you watched them you'd realize how utterly absurd they are for better and worse
They are proto memesters
>>69113988
>>69114002
Literally WHO?
>>69113921
I have no idea aswell
from what I understand its 2 autists who watch this podcast with literal who's about mma
>>69114002
So it actually is an ironic thing?
>>69114029
Semi-ironic
They're a beautiful trainwreck
>>69114026
>about mma
Its so much more than that young padawan, they talk about politics, PR issues and life in general. Extremely smart men.
>Oxbow isn't my favorite alternative band
What a disappointment.
Can't hold a candle to the enjoyable B-movies that the first two were, this is just plain shit.
>Welcome to, "If I Did It", where we analyze and solve PR kerfuffles from the world of MMA and beyond
Ramadan reminder to be careful.
>>69113805
>southern italians
>white
>Ariel
>>69114054
>>69114077
>>69114174
Oh wait, that's that harry poter from mom's basement guy?
Look at his moustache lol, he's like "I'm grown up now"..
I would rather kill myself then to listen to him..
Counting the days until CM Punk pulls out with an injury, retires undefeated and enters the UFC Hall of Fame.
>>69114720
>retires undefeated
CM Punk mma GOAT, even scrubs like GPS, Fedor and Anderson Silva couldnt do this.
>>69113253
STOCKTON MOTHER FUCKER!
>>69114077
>>69114084
>>69114174
Can't decide what's worse, this or Pianaposting. Even Schaubposting is better than this.
>>69114803
MOTHER____FUCKER
>>69114823
>Even Schaubposting is better than this.
Brandon pls go
>AND NEW...
>SEAN STRICKLAND
>yfw
>>69115002
Trap?
>>69115026
UFC women's bantamweight Juliana Pena
>>69115002
>veiny arms
>manly jawline
>fake tits
>spic
Luke can fuck all the ring girls in a heartbeat if he wanted to and yet he decides to underachieve.
PUT YOUR HAND UP IF YOU'RE READY FOR SOME HEEMS
>>69115047
Cutting weight - not even once
>>69115054
>>69115064
>gaby will never smash your pelvis with snu-snu
>>69115047
based jojo heeming this hag
Who /homo for Jouban/ here?
>>69115141
Can't wait for him to takbir'd desu
>>69115141
ayy
I will delet your chin
>>69115141
how do I achieve 'Literal Model' mode lads
can anyone at BW heem Cruz?
>>69115338
Tj can, he needs to leave Duane though.
>>69115338
kek
I weigh 67kg, thoughts on that?
>>69115488
Whats that in real wieght
>>69115327
Genetics
>>69115493
10 pints and two stones
Good morning my fellow wage slaves
h-hey
>>69115509
kek
>>69113253
Didn't we used to number the /heem/ threads? When did we stop doing that?
How do I achieve 'Im a White Boi' mode lads
>>69115709
>we
>>69115731
steroids, tons and tons of steroids. Infact that is a life times work of steroids
>>69115709
literally never did that ever
>>69115783
is it me or does he look a bit smaller
>>69115709
you're probably thinking of the mandrama threads
>>69115709
No that was never a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevxZvSJLk8
How many bongs and bings till legacy lads?
Also any ausfags know where to watch it? I got HDTV but no Foxtell
Is TUF Brazil worth watching lads?
>>69115928
is there a new one?
what did he mean by this?
>>69115054
>tfw you are strangely aroused by her
>>69115955
GSP
>>69115955
Nate is out, Conor is fighting Brock Lesnar
>>69115878
Miesha is so basic
It's a real shame MMA was robbed of the ultimate sportsfu Gina
>>69115934
I mean the first one
>>69115978
>robbed
Literally ran for hollywood after Cyborg kicked her shit in
>>69115798
>>69115816
>>69115843
Might've been thinking of a different thread. I saw Nick Diaz and just thought of the number 209. Then I started thinking about numbers.
>>69115878
miesha looking quite slag-ish there
>>69115978
meisha quite thicc, if not for that nose she'd be nearly perfect
gina forever top tier qt face with dat ass
>>69115878
She looks like a stripper who just got off work waiting for the bus.
>>69116052
dont think thats gina
>>69116052
UFC would let Miesha get a nose job, no? It'd be good for business.
>>69116112
she could "break her nose" in training or in a fight and have it surgically repaired
>>69116112
She just wouldn't be the same without her beak imo
>>69116052
That's not Gina. Delete your post and rename the file.
>>69115878
>>69116019
why is she going for the show girls look?
wtf happened?
>>69115978
she's a big girl
>>69116112
>>69116142
She said on Rogan podcast that it's still pretty fucked up from previous breaks, but she is unsure if she wants to get surgery on it. Kinda sounded like the idea of surgery freaks her out.
Thoughts on Canada's own Brock Lesnar?
During Thursday’s media conference call ahead of the massive July 9th event, Lesnar was asked how a possible loss to Hunt could likely affect his star power, as McMahon pointed out. The former UFC heavyweight champion, in turn, gave a snappy response.
"I really don't give a shit."
>>69116062
kek
>>69116190
>>69116052
sry senpai, that pic comes up when image searching "gina carano ass" and is the default file name
have this instead
>>69116218
U U U U
>>69116242
>>69116275
>>69116283
She's actually real-world attractive. Not just mma-world attractive like miesha, weigh-in ronda, or paige, all of which wouldn't be given a second glance if they were around other actual attractive females.
>>69116304
She's kinda hot I guess
why is Caraway ignoring his own family?
>>69116242
>>69116275
>>69116283
We just had to be in the timeline where Cyborg beat gina.
>>69116304
she's also real world thick
>>69116349
Thank fuck
>tfw you have been watching the UFC for free for literally 20 years
>tfw 3 free cards next week
>>69116304
you bringing up weigh in ronda so casually made me feel sad
i miss weigh in ronda
>>69116631
sleep tight uncle dana
>>69116631
Sleep Tight Uncle Dana
>>69116631
sleep tight uncle Dana
>>69116631
sleep tight uncle dana
Genuine question.
How can you guys still follow MMA?
Pride was the epitome of MMA.
It had a wide range of fighter from different backgrounds and all had unique personalities.
Each fighter and each fight was literally unique.
This post-Pride with stricter rules UFC full of tapout wearing douchebags is travesty to MMA.
>>69116744
Pride was shit lad
>>69116304
People seem to forget she was a model before getting into fighting for some reason
ARTEM Lobov vs Chris Avila (nate's training partner) in the works for UFC 202.
>>69116631
fuck u dana
>>69116744
PRIDE was fun and had some legit fighters but in many ways its a shit show. UFC was simply a better over all promotion and still is the best in the world. (Though Bellator is trying to become like PRIDE with mostly meme fighters and a few really good ones)
>>69116762
L M A O
>>69116762
>it's real
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/1/12078110/artem-lobov-vs-chris-avila-targeted-for-ufc-202
>>69116762
Good fight pass opener
SIDESHOW LOLBOV
IT'S HABBENNING
Who 100% certified bad ass here?
>>69116631
Sleep Tight Uncle Dana
>>69114077
lmfao i hate him
lads im eating 4 whole potatoes now, should I eat the skin too
>>69116919
no you should guillotine them if you know what i mean
>>69116784
>Pride
>mostly meme fighters
wHat
Is wonderboy the lyoto machida of the welterweight division?
Can someone post the spicy bangers list please?
>>69116919
What is your maximum benchpress?
>>69116999
Thanks lad
>>69117008
you're welcome
>>69117008
your welcome
>>69117008
don't mention it
>>69116973
dude like half their roster where washed up journymen and pro wrestlers
>>69117047
Maybe prior to 2003.
I hope that's hyperbole and that you're not retarded by the way.
>>69113638
He'd cause trouble to JBJ.
anyone else literally despise mark hunt?
"That better not be an illegal stream you're watching there, guy"
>>69117093
no you sad cunt
>>69117099
Lmao
Holy shit
I read that in Goldie's voice and almost died laughing
Lol
>>69117125
nice implants
>>69117125
nice dyed blonde hair
>>69117152
>>69117140
thanks i did it myself
http://webm.land/media/tmp/41cd5371-b820-4bff-809f-bf82ec5916bd.webm
Tony ferguson sucks
>>69117099
>pills
The joke is that he's almost entirely confirmed to be a huge cokehead.
MEME FIGHT OF THE CENTURY
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/1/12078110/artem-lobov-vs-chris-avila-targeted-for-ufc-202
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/1/12078110/artem-lobov-vs-chris-avila-targeted-for-ufc-202
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/1/12078110/artem-lobov-vs-chris-avila-targeted-for-ufc-202
>>69117160
Is there a single good Asian fighter?
rate ufc 200
>>69117182
Holy fuck did they sign this guy just so Artem can get a win?
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Chris-Avila-155641
Look at his record and the records of the people he's lost to.
claudia is going to run through joanna bet on her it's literally free money
>>69117227
he is in the sCRAP Pack, he will get BTFO
>>69117185
I guess the dong's are alright, doo ho choi & moontsari
The dude tony fought was worse than that dude nick Diaz fought
Hands down, chin in the air
>>69117131
Rest in peace.
He died before international fight week
>goof
>>69117196
9/10 honestly
from earliest prelim to main event this card is pretty dope.
dillashaw vs assunçao is going to be either a fucking war or just a one sided beating from tj.
zingano vs peña is battle of the bunda.
sanchez vs lauzon should've be done 5 years ago but i don't complain.
thanks uncle dana, sleep tight.
literal meme sport
>>69117227
You are forgetting Lobov made Alex White look like Mayweather.
If he has any athletic ability he will win.
>>69113458
>Claudia and meisha will never drunkenly make out and fondle each other
>>69117244
Got to imagine his jits is on point in that case though, and Artem ends up totally frozen if he feels threatened by his opponent's grappling.
>>69117227
M8, take a gander at artem's record
>>69117196
10/10
Dillashaw, Hendricks, Velasquez, Mousasi, Edgar, Jones. It's stacked.
be honest: are you ever bothered by a beating inside the octagon?
>>69117321
No, I'm not a numale.
>>69115047
Looks like a sorceress who turned to dark magic
>>69117321
I couldn't possibly be more beta in real life because of anxiety. Nothing about watching MMA bothers me though.
>>69117321
Not really, things never really look that brutal.
Honestly Pride made me more uncomfortable at times with things like pic related or Coleman in tears telling his daughters that he's alright when they're crying their eyes out and just trying to hug him. Still doesn't bother me enough to join the BloodyElbow comment section though.
>better nut up and give me that dick jon.
>>69117321
Yes, when I'm watching amateur and unsanctioned MMA events and the ref almost lets a man die because he's not paying attention.
>>69117297
My point was more that I'm surprised the UFC signed this guy in the first place.
Same could be said of Artem, but at least he got those crazy KOs on TUF.
>>69117321
Sometimes if a fighter keeps getting hit while KOed or if the referee is retarded and calls a late stoppage.
And while not beating certain bones breaking fucks me up. Subs causing damage I am fine with but arms or ankles bent backwards from accidents disturb the hell out of me
>>69117321
I've been looking at gore/real murders etc. online for 20 years so MMA doesn't make me feel squeamish, i'm sure I'd be a bitch IRL tho
>>69117411
>nut up young man! you have to get in closer to get succ the dick: let me show you how i got Jon's dick.
>>69117393
What was the ref doing?
>>69117425
He's on Artem's level, and the UFC is trying to play up the SBG-Cesar Gracie rivalry
>>69117502
I can dig that. Lots of neato team rivalries in classic MMA.
>>69117393
> the bloody elbow comment section
Kek
>>69117425
It was part of nate's contract to get his boy in the UFC
>>69117528
Same here
Gunnar Nelson would be a good return fight for Nick Diaz, and it would also fall into the rivalry
>>69117321
growing up in the 80s in new canaan connecticut with two loving parents i've seen it all
>>69117393
>Still doesn't bother me enough to join the BloodyElbow comment section though.
my sides
>>69117457
Oh man ever since I saw Mir/Nog 2 I've had to look away and half watch the screen when an arm starts getting bent a bit too far. That shit is gross.
>>69117131
lmao i read that in a fat fuck voice
>>69117528
>we will never have team punishment vs team Lions Den ever again.
>>69117600
See that didnt fuck with me. But Ludwig breaking his ankle in half against Darren Elkins? makes me shiver still
>>69116856
If she trained martial arts from child why did she let herself be molested?
HAHAHA JON PLEASE LET ME HAVE THE PREVIOUS THREAD
>>69117715
her dad died by the time she started bjj and wrestling
>>69117715
she probably came buckets
>>69117863
fuggen lel
That's messed up
>>69115338
Underrated post
>>69117863
sheesh, that came from a dark place Pedro
>>69117995
I told you they're all black!
>It took a long time, you know, I was always thinking about how I had to beat this guy, because he didn't deserve what he had.
>That doesn't bother me anymore. I'm focused on only one thing now, and that's sucking Jon's dick.
Will DC be able to do this to Jon?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1467117343533.webm
>>69117995
why do people bully dc so much
>>69118030
>time to nut up or shut up jon.
>>69118039
MODS PLEASE
>Listen, when he tells you to be careful, it's because he has dynamite in his pants, trust me.
JOHN JOSEPH
IMMA EAT THAT ASS BOY
>>69118081
>i'm the bully now, jon.
>>69117321
Only when seeing a boy's career derailed
>>69118121
DC doesn't talk like this you idiot
>>69118081
>>69118099
do you have the one with DC banging a gavel and sentencing jon to get his dick sucked?
>>69118068
Nice guys finish last
>>69118152
>ive been practicing my stroke, jon.
>>69118030
>>69118039
>>69118081
>>69118099
>>69118131
>>69118174
>there was just a bit too much MMA dicussion going on for my liking
>>69118221
>aussie greentexting about shitposting
>>69118174
>>69118221
>aussie
>complaining and crying
what else is new?
>>69116375
There is a multiverse where these two are in a girl on girl scene. Heem me senpai
>>69118304
>it's my god given right to be a fucking idiot, DON'T TREAD ON ME
Happy Canada day from GSP heem
lol hahahhaa guess what
hahaha lol wait for it
hahahahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahaahahh WAIT FOR IT
ITS THE BESTE MEME I SWEAR LOL
HAHAHHAHAHA GUESS WHAT
HAHAA
PREVIOUS THREAD
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69116999
This isn't the right one. Trinaldo-Medeiros is literally a clinch fest for the first round.
>>69118379
Is today Canada Day? Happy Canada Day, if so.
>>69118435
Yeah its the 149th anniversary of Canada! Happy early July 4th to you! Here's a pic of Don Frye
>>69118379
gsp bless
>>69117321
Felt kinda bad watching Sakaruba beaten in Ricin desu
yes, ricin can beat you
>>69118580
>I'm hetero dad, honest. I've only got this picture saved because it's a funny internet joke I swear. What do you mean you disown me!?!
>YFW UFC 200 doesn't even do 1M buys
>>69115338
So funny
>>69118649
hey straya, if you move out of your parent's house one day you can save all the internet memes you want
>>69118481
>Don Frye
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OrDufcwoqg
>>69118694
>I'm a big kid now, that's why I save pics of black men lusting for each other's penises and 'joke' about it all the time. Haha I'd like to see one once just for laughs haha
>>69113253
>that previous thread link
>yfw bork pulls out few days before 200
It's funny seeing Australia get rustled as fuck when people make fun of DC.
It's just banter, m8
>>69118827
were going to canada goofs
pack ur shit
>>69118745
>JON JONES!! nut up and get your dick together, i'm waiting!
JOHN JONES CAN YOU PLEASE DIRECT ME TO THE PREVIOUS THREAD THANK YOU HHAHA LOL
>>69118745
i'm reading all this kids posts in their native accent and it's hilarious
>i'm laughing at you
>you're so mad
>this is so funny
Memers on full damage control.
Who here wants Bork to win?
Even though he's most likely gonna get heemed by Hunto, I'm just hoping he wins so we can see another shitstorm and a budlight tier post speech.
>>69118945
>put that dick away jon, i'm not in the mood.
>LOOK GUYS I AM GOING FOR THE TAKEDOWN AND THIS GONNA BE THE MOST AWESOME THING YOU HAVE SEEN IN THE UFC
>>69118945
Shark Week is on. What are you even doing here.
LET ME GRAB YOUR CANDLE JON
>>69118945
log off my man
Guys, I did it. I broke the memers.
Look at them dance for me. Look at them prove they've got nothing but literal gay memes to say.
>>69118981
i think its most likely he takes hunto down and g n p him and i want hunt to win
>>69119042
I'll be stealing this baba picture, thanks.
>>69119052
>Look at them dance for me
https://youtu.be/Cbbc7UT6XAM
>>69118981
I'm not saying its "likely" Brock will win but I think people forget how bad Hunt's record is and also how much of an advantage Brock has on the ground.
>>69119052
You didn't break anyone.
>>69119105
I rewatched that fight recently and it didn't fill me with confidence. Cormier's best shots were in the clinch with those uppercuts and Jon was hitting with elbows and knees that entire time.
what the fuck is Ariel on about?
>>69119163
>>69119232
>he gets paid to do this
Brock Lesnar.
>>69119232
What would even be the point?
I can kind of get the Anik and Stann or Florian (not all three of them though that'd be weird) thing for the prelims since it's essentially a Fight Night card in its own right, but why the Euro team for the FP prelims?
>current day
>current month
>current year
""people"" eating meat
>>69119232
He's an idiot.
>>69119315
Eating a burger at the moment family.
>>69119315
>He doesnt eat 15 steaks a day minimum
>>69119344
>just terrible
>the fucking scum of the earth
>terrible human being
>>69118984
>implying DC would ever say this
>>69119344
dont eat the fries my man
>>69119077
ugh israel flag.. disgusting..
>>69119583
what's going on here
>>69119686
rub and tug
>>69118844
He literally can't understand that though
It's beyond him the poor lad
>>69119232
Wtf
>>69119583
coming on that belt, john jones
>>69119817
>john
I'm not deleting it, since that's how real men spell john
>>69119838
But his name is Jonathon, not John.
>>69119866
>implying john jones' name isn't john
>>69119686
>>69119085
Brock actually is going to win
>>69119232
this is a good idea and you're all fucking stupid if you don't see that
>The pride of Canada
>Fighting outta Maryfield, Saskatchewan
>Brock Lesnar
Hitting up the spot in a bit to get my flowers. Whatever I buy today is what I'll be enjoying for Mega Fight Weekend 2016. What looks good to /heem/?
Anyone got the webm of dc slapping that wrestlers ass?
>>69120207
What are you talking about? Is this drugs? Are you a druggie?
>>69120207
dat suicide OG yo
>you will never hear Young Humble Jon Jones talk to Joe Rogan after a win ever again
>>69120260
Speaking of which, when the fuck is that DC/Jones/Rogan interview gonna air?
>>69119959
t. jewani
>>69120207
Ask if they got any OCA's Cloud 9 or Lemon Walker OG.
What drinks you gonna bring to the table?
>the audio quality of that media call
>>69118068
Because Jon is the cool guy and bad boy and DC is the nice guy. Thats how they are portrayed to the public anyway.
Just noticed in this video DC is telling Jones "As long as you show up" and then DC ended up being the one that didn't show up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeaPb2gBR-U
Edgar is going to fucking destroy Aldo and we're all gonna yell and cheer and then we're all going to be really happy except for the handful of hues they are going to be sad but who cares lol Edgar is going to win the interim belt
>>69119085
DREAM hunto used to smoke a bucket of meth every week. Now that he's vegan, everything's smooth sailing.
>>69118657
If the fights deliver who cares?
>>69120455
This sounds about right.
>>69120455
Will Conor ever return to 145?
What did he mean by this?
http://youtu.be/ZJcX20XZ2Is
>>69120502
Honestly, no. He won't. Which means we're going to have to watch Edgar vs Holloway and get our fucking hearts broken again
>>69120661
I won't be sad if Holloway wins.
>yfw DC walks in and you've still got your candle out
>>69120440
dc is an uncle tom and get's agitated fairly easy. In his mind he is a white man trapped in a black man's body
Here's what is going to happen in the HW division:
UFC pays Hunt to get taken down and GNP'd; Herb Dean jumps in for an early stoppage, Brock wins.
Brock gets slotted in above Hunt, so now he's 7th.
Browne loses to Cain, drops a spot to below Brock, now Brock is 6th.
Rothwell loses to Werdum, drops a spot to below Brock, now Brock is 5th.
Brock rematches Mir for "vengeance". He obviously wins, somehow jumps one spot into 4th even though Mir is probably ranked like 13th. They'll bump Mir up a couple right before the fight for marketing purposes.
Now Brock is sitting at 4th with Fabricio, Cain, Overeem and Stipe above him. If any of those fighters lose to each other, they will drop to a spot below Brock.
When Brock is top 3, he gets a title shot.
>>69120774
>UFC pays Hunt to get taken down and GNP'd
stopped reading right there tbphwy
>>69120774
desu I'd be totally fine with this, not like the HW division has any sort of legitimacy anyway.
>>69120782
Yeah the UFC has never talked about give undisclosed back door bonuses.
Wonder how you get one of those?
Maybe if you fight a certain way?
>>69120774
Brock could get heemed in 30 seconds and he would still get a title shot if he asked.
Who /alpha cuck/ here?
Only real fight fans know who this is
http://webm.land/media/tmp/b625292c-5411-444c-bf22-8ae70528feb1.webm
>>69121166
>111x124
>>69120774
Do people seriously not realize that Frank Mir is suspended by USADA?
I keep hearing MMA "experts" say that they think Mir and Brock should rematch.
>>69121171
who dat?
IM A WHITE MAN AND IM JACKED
DEAL WITH IT
>>69120774
Good. Brock coming back as a full time fighter would be great for the sport.
>>69121171
Ben Alloway v Manuel Rodriguez
had to go through a lot of TUF finals on wiki and search for a finish later than 4:50 in the first round
>>69121428
>Fake fight fan detected
>>69119583
Such a strange webm. Why does he massage his abs then adjust his shorts?
>>69121596
That's fucking cheating bro.
You're a fake fight fan if you didn't recognize Benny blanco instantly.
Tuf smashes was a great season
>>69119344
>tfw i have a thick ribeye picked out for the grill tonight w/ some shrooms, asparagus, and a bit of sharp white cheddar
>>69121171
benny blanco? that's the dude that got AIDS after a trip he took to Thailand right?
figures you would know about him.
>>69121730
No Benny blanco is the guy who shot carlito my man.
>>69113253
What's the latest MMA news?
One fc has best grills
Which fighters are certified memekillers?
>>69122242
Barberena
>>69115955
Probably Gunnar Nelson added to the card
>>69121781
Tony Montana would've whacked that sucka. Carlito was too soft.
Only real fight fans know who this is
http://webm.land/media/tmp/c96753cd-1c67-44c0-b1b6-b7becea7cda4.webm
Check out that Classic UFC production value
http://webm.land/media/tmp/594580d8-a458-483d-b109-18851c86eae3.webm
>>69122242
My boy Bam Bam
Weidman also killed a few memes
>>69122256
>>69122325
Reminder that Barberena is taking over in 2016
>>69122329
le previous thread man is my favorite meme
NEW BIGG RIGG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rth5WO6JqZM
I just want Punk to do good and actually win a match, is it too much to ask for?
>>69122709
Why would you want that
>>69122564
True American
>>69122721
Phil is cool, and seems like he gets no support on the internets whatsoever
Ok, Here's an easy one
http://webm.land/media/tmp/048df614-9256-4d50-b70c-4b7135ca5eea.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/fd0ba1db-91be-4427-96f6-b571b6d23b94.webm
>>69122564
Based
Are people even hyped for Brock's return?
>hasn't fought in 5 years
>last win was in 2010
I mean it's not even clear is he's making another run or if it's just a UFC 200 only deal.
>>69123119
fuck you
>>69123012
dude what time is it? every watch in my house is broken and google is not working for me
>>69123119
200 only is certain
>>69123119
I just wanna see more silverback in the UFC to be honest.
>>69123150
19:44
>>69123189
Why does he insist on keeping that shitty haircut?
>>69123119
Yes I am hype. Never a dull moment when Brock is fighting.
>>69123221
Who is going to tell him otherwise?
>>69123221
it's a good haircutt
Has Brock been active in mandrama since getting liver heemed by overeem? Like how many wwe matches has he done per year? I'm curious how beat up his body is.
>>69123299
Not many. Like 3-5 matches a year.
wew lad
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/1/11830754/ufc-199-hector-lombard-dan-henderson-fake-twit-getting-beaten-beautiful-fashion-mma
>>69123221
No one dares to tell him it dosen't look good. It actually looks pretty good when combined with a beard. Don't know why he doesn't grow it out more often.
Jon Jones: 'UFC created Conor McGregor, I think sometimes he forgets that'
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/1/12078482/jon-jones-ufc-created-conor-mcgregor-i-think-sometimes-he-forgets-that-mma
Watch the video. The part at the beginning is funny.
>>69123322
>Hector Lombard
>>69123327
He should grow a long mohawk and a moustache only
>>69122432
i've been on this website for over 20 years and i can confidently say that the previous thread is the greatest meme i have ever encountered in my life
>>69123460
Oh for sure
>>69123460
same here
nothing else has even compared
>>69123460
without question
it's by far the funniest meme
>>69122329
This meme is on its last legs, finally
>>69123460
Yup.
>>69123460
lmao you're right bud it's fuckin unreal
>>69123624
Not really.
Is this meme striker finally going to lose?
GUYS LOL
GUYS JUST WAIT LOL HAHA
GUYS PREPARE YOURSELVES HAHAHA
PREVIOUS
THREAD
OMG LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69123763
If she's improved her sprawl enough to defend Claudia's takedowns, she'll win the fight easily
If not, she'll lose
>>69123770
My sides
>>69123624
it will never go away cause us 5%ers do whatever it takes to piano post
>>69123763
claudia by KO round 1, enough of this smug cunt
>>69123885
Rich bless
Heem, you have gone from the best general to becoming a general where memespouting faggots reside and never actually talk about mma itself.
previous thread is restoring my faith in this general
i'm honored that I could be there to watch such an amazing meme come to fruition
>>69124025
>The name's Baba.
>>69124025
We're in a long hiatus between UFC events desu, things will get better as fight weekend approaches
>>69124078
Köksal baba
>>69124040
Wow, this is truly a marvel of post-modern memehood.
Previous. Thread.
>>69123221
can't imagine him any other way 2bh, what style do you think would fit him better?
>>69124025
Its really the same 3-4 faggots that sperg out over something new and funny and endlessly force it every month or so
Just report their autism and eventuakly the mods will do their job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yQABKvmVJs
>Wow, you're cut!
>And DC is too somehow
>>69123299
>Like how many wwe matches has he done per year?
Last year he wrestled a total of 4 televised matches and collected 6 million.
>>69124131
How responsible of you. You definitely have earned my respect.
>>69124122
previous thread is ironic ironic shitposting
it's criticizing the idea of ironic shitposting in itself by proving through example that it has no inherent hunor, either for the viewer or the poster
it is intended to lead the viewer to the conclusion that any ironic shitpost and any reaction to it is formulatic and does not elicit authentic amusement
it's a masterpiece of postmodern "shitposting"
>>69124025
Uncle Dana is starving us
>>69124264
Just kill yourself already you fucking sperg
>tfw i force every new funny meme over and over
what are your unironic thoughts on women's mma
>>69118657
>They would ever admit it
FrontRowBrian has been saying for years that UFC 100 buys were over reported.
>>69124316
get your shit together and stop shitting the place up
>>69124405
It's in its formative stages, but will never be as good as MMMA because of the cultural and biological differences between men and women
>>69124316
Greatest accomplishment of your life? Why not join the circus and actually make money out of being a walking joke?
>>69124405
90% of WMMA fights turn out to be trash.
>>69113988
this guy eugene robinson was MC Ride 20 years before MC Ride even realized he could yell into a microphone
i have 0 clue why they have him on the mma podcast though
>>69124484
>FrontRowBrian
>>69124241
kek, "i'm balls deep in your head right now"
i never saw the real punching bag clip
Ok this one is super easy
http://webm.land/media/tmp/c7c88a16-5eac-46e4-8f69-eae6bcadf935.webm
>>69123299
2012: two matches, one was "Extreme Rules"
2013: three matches, one was "No Holds Barred", one was in a steel cage
2014: four matches
2015: four matches, one was "Hell in a Cell"
2016: three matches, one was a "Street Fight" but didn't have that much weapon use
he also did a few non-PPV matches but it was just him suplexing a guy 5 times and pinning him
>>69123624
>last legs
>>69123299
like other anons said he got a sweet deal to come back to the WWE. only had to fight very rarely and was usually just squashing people
>>69124930
le previous thread man is alive and better than ever
>>69124904
da fuk? i bet he's getting paid like a million per fake fight
kimbo would be crawling in his fresh grave if he could witness all this rich piana posting
>>69113921
Eugene, King Nate, and Alexei (in that order) are the patrician choice for mma analysis. every other show is full of cookie cutters.
>>69125075
>rich piana
Who?
All I see is le previous thread man.
>>69125075
it's just that one american faggot, just like the guy posting that nigger with gray hair
>>69125128
This, forced memes are sad to look at
@13:50
https://youtu.be/WbA4qJSzEKg
https://youtu.be/WbA4qJSzEKg
https://youtu.be/WbA4qJSzEKg
>>69125128
>>69125166
>being in the lost battalion
Lmao @ your life
anybody gonna actually be out in vegas for the fights?
>>69125272
>the lost battalion
>>69125128
Unfortunately, you can't talk like that on /heem/.
>>69125414
which would you go to /heem/
ufc fight night 7/7 - $82 cheapest
TUF finale 7/8 - $175
ufc 200 7/9 - $390
>>69125511
7/7
Seriously underrated card, and cheap to go to
What's your least favorite forced meme lads?
>>69125511
200 obviously
>>69125570
All of them
>>69125570
ever or just in /heem/?
>>69125570
Previous thread
>>69120207
>$350 ounce
>all hybrids
Find a better club. Platinum og.
>>69118695
He's getting held back the whole fuckig time by that skinny faggot in the tank top. Frye totally puts Sonny on his ass before that fucking manlet grabs him.
>DON. DON. DON. DON. DON...DON. DON.
Fucking dipshit ruining the image of a legend
>>69125900
Previous thread isn't a forced meem
See >>69124264
>>69125201
http://youtu.be/kbD1ErBkDRI
Schaub will always be the last man standing.
>>69119315
Pretty sure he's piscotarian + eggs.
Whether you interpret that as meat is up to you
>>69118657
no face because i cant see it happening
brock probably guarantees an extra 300k mandrama buys alone, let alone casual public interest
https://youtu.be/5fxvKxD1JTA
>>69125272
10/10
>>69126192
lmfao, it's like they browse heem
UFC 182 did 800,000 buys with the only drawing power being Cormier/Jones.
Add Bork and it's guaranteed over 1 million.
>>69126192
How is this real?
>>69126192
SUCC
U
C
C
>>69118657
>paying for something you can watch for free
>>69124025
Notice how as soon as Brock Lesnar, a WWE star, becomes relevant again in the world of MMA, the shitposting skyrockets. My theory is that underage memesters who love WWE are infecting our general.
>>69118990
>Getting punched in the face or giving up his back
What did he mean by this?
>>69126192
the fire rises
>>69125923
I only showed the hybrids. Obviously they have have straight sativas and indicas.
Where do you go?
>>69126192
This is SO gay
SO GAY
Vote on who has the best chin in MMA
http://www.strawpoll.me/10630696
>>69126399
Nah im good
>>69126399
Schaub
>>69126399
>Not including Jake Shields
>>69126586
God
>>69126597
Delet
>>69126269
You know nobody gives a fuck about the rematch though right? It was exciting because DC and Jon hated each other, getting into fights during staredowns and shit. But now everyone knows it's gonna be a borefest. Jon's last PPV did like 300k or something
>>69126399
Charlie Z >*
Is there any woman on the planet you unironically would lose to in a sanctioned fight?
>>69126727
>Jon's last PPV did like 300k
Cause Ovince was thrown in there last minute
>>69126794
>>69126794
Everyone in this thread would lose to any top WBW and Cyborg
>>69126794
All of them, for I could never harm a lady.
>>69126794
>Hurr look at me guise I can beat up women
>The absolute state of you
>>69126841
I could tap Holm and outbox Ronda.
>>69126794
I would go in Miesha's guard and let ger tirangle me.
>>69126794
Miesha. My jitz is good enough to hang with her on the ground for 15 minutes and not get submitted while enjoying her skin brushing against mine.
>>69126794
no i've been training for 14 years and i'm way bigger than cyborg
>>69126903
you blew it
>>69126983
Post some footage. I bet Borg would spark your ass in the first round.
>>69127039
maybe. i could probably pick her up and throw her over the cage
>>69125570
/heem/
I'd beat mighty mouse.
>>69127145
>Bum rushing a superior striker
Shouldn't you be training, Ronda?
>>69127242
Maybe in a locked elevator.
NEW
bangbro nooo
>>69127309
WELTERWEIGHT
i would literally beat mcgregor
/r/MMA >>>> Heem
Who Phantom Tollbooth here?
Reminder that Brendan Schaub hasn't lost a fight in over 18 months is UNDEFEATED at LHW.
This is what I picture the average heem poster looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf6SGfLs9cY
>>69127506
NEW
>>69127374
I'm alive, lad. Not for very long, but still alive.
>>69127478
omg no way that's joes wife
>>69127644
He's the fear factor guy he gets mad pussy
>>69126192
oh my
>>69120306
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Counterpunch_Daniel_Cormier_and_Jon_Jones/10123871
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