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Why does everyone on here seem to hate the Portuguese national team, Portugal the country, and Portuguese people? They haven't done anything wrong. With their record they're one of the best teams in the tournament. Is it just jealousy that the best player in history is playing for Portugal?
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I like Portugal. They always punch above their weight despite being a small country with small population.
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>>69102806
I think that's pretty much it. Most people dont like having their great countries in the same tier as a 10 million people country in the corner of Europe
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>>69104899
>>69102806
>>69102744
thanks guys. But Op we've to be fair, ronaldo is not the best player in history though.
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>>69102744
I think everyone puts Portuguese La Liga up there as the best league in Europe outside the Big Four. Who else would it be besides them? Only possible ones would be what, Ligue 1 or the Dutch League?
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>>69105106
Lá Liga o caralho que te foda.
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>>69105131
kek, que filho da puta
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>>69105106
according to eufa we are ranked the 5th best league beating france we somehow people always forget about us because we dont have a oil$$$ team
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>>69102744
>>69102806
>>69104899
Literally say this in any place outside of Lisbon and Algarve and you'll get a free beer.

>>69105015
Also this. This years NT is pretty shit and internally over-hyped. They need a slice of humble-pie to their face.
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>>69105337
you sound like a total bro,
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They hate us cause they an us TSSSUUUUUUU
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>>69105106
LA LIGA FILHO DA PUTA?

LA LIGA CORNUDO DE MERDA?

VOLTA PARA A CONA DA TUA MÃE PANELEIRO,

LA LIGA IS IN SPAIN YOU DUMB COTTON PICKER FUCK!!!!
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>>69102744
>>69102806
>>69104899
Comfy thread. TY spee
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>>69102744
>They haven't done anything wrong
They're the North african of Europe.
What's worse, as a people, they're being cucked through their entire existence, either by Moors or by the brits. They are laughstock and butt of the jokes here in hueland for a reason.
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>>69105106
>La Liga
congrats, you found a new way of triggering me...
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>>69105586
Be nice or you won't get your gold back :^)
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>>69105586
We were cucked by moors? We killed every single moor in the region then we founded our country. The sole reason we are a country is because we are elite at killing muslims. 400 years later we found some land in an undiscovered contintent and created the land of the monkey so you should be thanking us little monkey. Learn some dady history macaco.
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>>69105586
nice meme

you can laugh all you want

no one here gives a shit about brazil
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>>69105586
I wouldnt call a mass genocide of the moors and conquering all their lands all the way back to Africa as being cucked..

as for you, you just "conquered" democracy... and you still seem to be strugling with it. enjoy your favelas.
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>>69105106
La Liga os colhões da tua irmã oh paneleiro... A Liga
A
This shit aint spain, we dont use moorish articles like El
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>>69105682
>undiscovered contintent
Vikings found america through greenland decades if not centuries before you. The "we took a wrong turn and accidentally found brazil" is a meme you teach at your public schools? LMAO
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>>69105800

Is that why you speak swedish bjorn?

>Brasil is white

kek
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>>69105800
Yeah, that mistake made us 1 of the strongest nations in the world and we gave culture to some half humans half monkeys that lived there. So you should be grateful for our mistake.
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>>69105844
You tried to colonize / explore an inhospitable d shithole filled with disease and indians.
Ang got fucked until you had help.
Fuck, the fucking DUTCH cucked you out of the only money making province you managed to pull off in Recife. Lmao
Btw I'm German- italy descent, I bet I'm way whiter than you Oliveiras.
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>>69105995
>Btw I'm German- italy descent, I bet I'm way whiter than you Oliveiras.

EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
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>>69105995
>You tried to colonize / explore an inhospitable d shithole filled with disease and indians
That was under Spanish rule mang. We were happy being on the coast.
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>>69105995
>the fucking DUTCH
That was when the Spanish Crown got control of Portugal through marriage and sent half our captains to defend their American colonies, which died under Spanish command to the superior Brits.

Up until then, we were ruling the entire Ocean.
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>>69106023
Post your arm, patrício
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>>69106023
BRASIL IS WHITE

EVERY TIME

TOP KEK

im literally laughing my ass out in here
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>>69102744
t. Tyler "Autisminho" Oliveira
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Most finishes in the top eight of the Euro since 2000:

5 - Portugal (2000 , 2004 , 2008 , 2012 , 2016 )
4 - France ( 2000 , 2004 , 2012 , 2016 )
4 - Italy (2000 , 2008 , 2012 , 2016 )
3 - Germany (2008 , 2012 , 2016 )
3 - Netherlands (2000 , 2004 , 2008 )
3 - Spain (2000 , 2008 , 2012 )
[POWER GAP]
2 - Greece ( 2004 , 2012 )
2 - Czech Republic ( 2004 , 2012 )
2 - England (2004 , 2012 )
2 - Turkey ( 2000 , 2008 )
[POWER GAP]
Yugoslavia ( 2000 )
Romania ( 2000 )
Sweden ( 2004 )
Denmark ( 2004 )
Russia ( 2008 )
Croatia (2008 )
Iceland ( 2016)
Poland ( 2016 )
Wales ( 2016 )
Belgium ( 2016 )

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_UEFA_European_Championship_records
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>>69106067
putting this much effort in proving hes white

omg i cant stop laughing

that could easily be my arm or anyone i know.
except my arm is turning red from all this port wine im getting drunk in
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>>69106085

If I made a similar list with most finishes in top 16 for the World Cup since 1994, Mexico would be there alongside Brazil and Germany, doesn't mean Mexico is a good team.
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Let's also take in consideration that football is the pretty much number 1 sport here, with 100 times more attention and players than every other.

You don't say new zealand punches above their weight in rugby. They basically breath rugby, so it's expected of them to not suck.
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>>69106085
>5 top 8 finishes
>0 championships

So they're the biggest chokers of all time?
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>>69106067
>>69106165
Anyway, Portugal is whiter
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>>69106067
>that black arm hair

i already won
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>>69102744
It's 49 percent because of CR, 49 percent because of Pepe and the remaining 2 percent because they play the most boring football in this Euro.
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>>69106085
Most finishes in the top four of the Euro since 2000:

Portugal (2000 , 2004 , 2012 , 2016 )
Germany (2008 , 2012 ) plus 2016?
Italy (2000 , 2012 ) plus 2016?
Spain ( 2008 , 2012)
Netherlands (2000 , 2004 )
France ( 2000 ) plus 2016 if beat Iceland
Greece ( 2004)
Czech Republic (2004)
Russia (2008 )
Turkey ( 2008)
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>>69106209
thats a manly arm

do you lift brah?
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Mexico is also white. I'm of spanish descent. :^)
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all these portugese posting their arm with maximum flash to prove they're not shit skins
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>>69106067
>can't see blue veins
>white
What the fuck, it's winter there.
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>>69106067
>>69106209
>>69106258
truly fascinating, keep the pictures coming mates
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>>69106260
post yours too

join us :^)
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>>69106067
>sente a necessidade de provar algo na internet
queres saber como eu sei que a tua vida é uma miséria? mano, pelo menos fizeste-me rir
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>>69106188
Means Mexico is consistently a Top 16 team in the World though, right, putz?
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>>69106165
>Effort
I took a pic with my phone bro
Well you're not posting a pic, so I'll assume you're a filthy berber.
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>>69106258
>Spain
>White
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>>69106239
thanks bro, yes I've been training consistently for about 3 years

>>69106277
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>>69105586
>They are laughstock and butt of the jokes here in hueland for a reason.

obsessed with spain's retarded brother. fucking monkeys lmao
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>>69106209
Mirin
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>>69106209
tu sais de casa pelo menos? esse é braço de quem não vê praia há anos.
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>>69106305
Mirin too
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>>69106260
I love how they all only take pictures of the inside of their arms, where even black Africans look white
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>>69105995
this is you
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>>69105131
>>69105484
>>69105598
>>69105773
Shut up, you don't even use the goddam gerund EVERY. ROMANCE. LANGUAGE. USES.

PS:
el. Alberto Barbosa
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>>69106376
We do though, just not all the time.
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>>69106329
não gosto de ir à praia
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>>69106302

TAKE IT BACK
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>>69106416
This is literally my leg
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>>69106416
That's a small foot.

I've noticed a lot of Spanish(-descendent) people have small feet, but it might just be anecdotal. How much do you wear?
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I heard the color of the head of your penis is the only way to know for sure if you're actually white.
Start posting your tiny hard cock now, guys :3
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>>69106209
n-nice arm bro..

>>69106376
We do. Estás gozando comigo ou quê?
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>>69106305
>this is the average portuguese on /sp/

how can other nations even compete?
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>>69106463

I'm a 170cm manlet, size 27cm
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>>69106305
Sheeeit
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>>69106409
fair enough.

>mcq vou para a praia pelo menos duas vezes por semana
>mcq este ano comecei a ir para a praia em inícios de abril
Só é pena que a água cá em cima é fria de caralho, morasse eu no algarve e todo o santo dia ia a banhos.
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>>69106493
haha, yes the average...
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>>69106416
See. Literally my leg.

You're really europen. Come back to Hispania white man.
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>>69106239
>>69106305
the gay population in Portugal sure is increasing
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>>69106495
27cm foot?

What the heck, looks tiny in your pic. You're like an L shape.
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>all this faggots posting pics of themselves

post them on normiebook and get some likes from horny fat girls
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>>69106416
sorry for the autism but...
How did you take that pic? Why is your foot next to the mouse on top of some sort of table next to your pc? How are you sitted at that point?
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>>69106416
dude my leg is a few times darker than yours
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>>69106537

Shoe size, european size 40.

>>69106567

I just got my leg on top of the desk. I'm very flexible. ;^)
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>>69106470

Here you go, mate. As pink as it gets.
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>>69106589
Faggot moor.
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>>69106284
I won't post my arms or legs (like some fag) so here's my toes that's as white as I am
The nail ripped off today lel
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>>69102744
Their matches are painful to sit through so far.
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>>69106515
Pela experiência que tenho, as praias do Porto são frias, sujas e repletas de gunada. A praia mais proxima de minha casa é conhecida pelo nome "praia do cagalhão"
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>>69106658
what the christ
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>>69106650
não amigo apenas >>69106515 os velhotes são brancos de caralho.
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>>69106658
nice brown finger dude
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>>69106600
>size 40
That's way smaller than having a 27 cm shoe. Maybe the sole is that long.

See, I know a dude that's 1,89m tall and wears 39, and he has Spanish grandparents.


I've noticed this for a while, why do Spaniards have small feet?
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>>69106667
Sou do Porto e ya, recordo-me de ver a puta da praia de miramar cheia de lixo. Beatas por toda a parte, puta que pariu.
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>>69106720
I'm not sure what happened, Emil. It just tore off today when I took off my sock. Is it bad?
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it's /sp/'s small board mentality
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>3rd world shitskins posting pictures of their body parts out of insecurity

This is why we need Trump
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> Moors showing eachother pics of their legs

Holy shit
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Who here has a 13cm erect dick?
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>>69106720
He probably shot himself in the foot like a true amerilard.
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>>69106799

Sorry friend, 16cm and it looks huge in my manlet frame.
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>>69106667
lixo é inevitável, já não basta o tuga ser um badalhoco do caralho, um gajo ainda tem que levar com o lixo que a maré traz, mas merda mesmo nunca vi na praia foda-se. só se for na foz onde o douro deságua.

tens as praias da zona de aveiro que são bem engraçadas, espinho também dá para o gasto.

quanto à mitralhada cagas de alto e dificilmente tens stresses.

praias na zona de lisboa são bem piores.
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>>69106799
The only drawback to being white is our puny little dicks, thank god we can rent bulls to keep the wife satisfied
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>>69106780
trump cant stop our arm pics you FUCKIN IDIOT
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>>69106839
BUT IM NOT WHITE
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>>69106837
O douro tem água com muito mais terra que o Tejo, se nao estou enganado, por isso parece suja.
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>>69106846
He can nuke your beaner country for shitposting.
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>>69106067
It's literally unfuckingbelievable that you call us non-whites when you look like that.

Jeebus fuck
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>>69106799
10
[spoiler]a namorada não reclama seja como for[/spoiler]
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>>69106799
at least you're healthy so you've that going for you. tens namorada maninho?
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>>69106839
>being white

You're replying to a Portuguese post m8, just a heads up.
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>>69106886
Foda-se esse duplo queixo
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>>69106896
Umm the arm pictures prove they are fellow white men with tiny impotent penises, get a clue
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>>69106782

We live in countries without Sharia Law so we can show skin, Erik.
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>>69106886
alberto barbossare
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>>69105773
I'm enjoying these translations, lol

"La Liga the balls of your sister, faggot! A Liga! A! Not La! This shit aint spain, we dont use moorish articles like El"
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>>69106886
Posso chupar a tua maçã de Adão?
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>>69106886
Meu, vai às putas. Pareces uma pita de 13 anos que requer atenção.
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>>69106886
O dont understand what you are trying to conveybwith this post.
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>>69106890
Tenho uma amiga com benefícios. Ela nunca se queixou, mas...
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>>69106886
>nhécos
foda-se apanhaste-me
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>>69106667
a praia mais proxima da minha casa era um local fixe on pouca gente ia, mas este ano foi completamente levada pelo mar só ficaram pedras e seixos, nem há espaço para por uma toalha, e por causa dessa merda as praias ao lado parecem aquelas do rio de janeiro onde nem tens espaço para dar um peido, destesto esta merda
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>>69106949
>amiga com benefícios
Isso quer dizer o quê? Que é um gajo e tem uma pila? Que tu levas no cu e é por isso que >ela nunca se queixou?
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I am white masterrace too.
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>>69106989
Found the mixed Moor
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>>69106988
Sim, quer dizer exactamente isso.
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>>69106989
Continua a estudar matemática oh paneleiro castanho.
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>>69106989
Literally my arm. Its like looking into a mirror
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>>69106901
Gosto de comer e não de correr

>>69106917
Is that supposed to be french?

>>69106931
Pede ao Ronaldo

>>69106945
Não queremos todos, no fundo?

>>69106946
You're not white.
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>>69106888
>10
not true.
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>>69106988
Não há dessas coisas em Portugal. Pelo menos fora de Lisboa. Lisboa precisa de outro terramoto.

>>69107016
Is your arm pointing away from your body in the mirror too? That doesn't seem right.
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>>69106989
OMG OMG OMG UM MOURO
AFINAL NÃO ESTOU AQUI SOZINHO!
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>>69107015
>implying im not white STEM masterrace
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>>69107037
Ok you got me. I got 14cm
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>>69107028
Ask for a Picture od another part of my bosy then, I'll prove. Even my asshole is pink, mate
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>>69107028
É aposto que tu queres é mesmo lá no fundo.
Vê se deixas crescer as bolas (as de baixo, não as do peito)
Alguém chame os bombeiros, temos aqui um fagote flamejante.
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>>69107028
>Não queremos todos, no fundo?
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>>69106949
>este gajo tem 13 e consegue foder mais que tu
estás bem na vida então, filho da puta. sem ofensa claro.
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>>69107080
>Ask for a Picture od another part of my bosy then, I'll prove. Even my asshole is pink, mate
Holy shit

>>69107084
Ok.

>>69107054
Parem de vir comer à nossa cantina REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>69106989
Brother.

If you're a Couto or Gomes please contact ASAP
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>>69107099
thanks I guess
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>>69107028
>Não queremos todos, no fundo?
nem por isso. desisti de querer atenção aos anos, quanto menos fodas derem acerca de mim melhor. solidão é bom porque assim não tens quem te foda.
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hey guys what's going on in here?
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>>69107184
Out.
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>>69107176
As pessoas por norma não conseguem viver bem em isolamento, não bastar querer fazê-lo
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Queridos portugas,
Ouvi dizer que sobrenomes vindos de árvores remetem à novos cristãos (aka judeus forçados a converter-se pela santa inquisição).
Isso é verdade? Minha avó é uma Pereira
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>>69107217
Por isso é que estamos todos aqui, a fazer companhia uns aos outros às 3 da matina..
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>>69107203
what? I'm just looking at all the sexiness in the thread is that so wrong?
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>>69107242
Sorry this is a gay only thread.
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>>69107231
Por norma é verdade. Por motivos históricos vais encontrar muitos no Brasil, muitos excepto ruivos por enforcá-mo-los a todos ou expulsámos sem dar a oportunidade de converter.
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>>69107242
We are being gay to each other, it's a portuguese ritual, nothing out of ordinary. Move along.
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>>69107272
>>69107280
so being bi doesn't count? that doesn't make no sense.
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>>69107275
Based
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>>69107314
only full fledged faggots here, sorry.
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>>69107272
wtf? I've been here since the begenning and that has nothing to do with me.
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>>69107242
this thread became gay really quick
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Fodasse, que puto de thread autista mas não posso deixar de contribuir
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>>69107231
foda-se!
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Can someone compile the body parts ITT? it'd make for a pretty gud counter meme when burgers call us niggers
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>>69107365
>como consegue alguém ter este tom de pele a viver em Portugal
sai da cave, filho da puta.
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>>69107352
Sorry bro but you're pretty gay
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Meme reasons to hate us:
-Not white LOL
-Moortugal
-we wuz kings n shiet
-Brown hair/eyes lmao
-You have minorities on your country xD

Fair reasons to hate us:
-We divegrass all the time like the truest semen slurpers
-Pepe is a complete asshole
-Cristiano Ronaldo is insanely over rated, especially nowadays, not to mention a bitch at times
-We're on the way easier side of the brackets and we still haven't won without going to a draw in the first 60 minutes

If you hate us for the later reasons, then I can't really blame you 2bh.
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>>69102806
Punching above your weight is cool as fuck. Portugal does no such thing. Wales is punching above their weight. Topping their group with 2 wins, almost 3. Iceland even topped their group, a nation of 330.00 people. Beating England. Fucking amazing underdog stories. Even memegium and Poland were/are doing well despite prior projections. Portugal has always been a decent nation. They drew 3 games against 3 inferior teams(on paper). Ronaldo, the supposed star of the Euro's, is playing like a complete amateur. After doing well against Hungary, which was still a draw lol, portugal couldnt win against Croatia and needed a luxky delfection after an all out attack from Croatia to win. Now against Poland, you Moors go through based on the lottery of penalties. Note: Portugal is in the SEMIS without winning a SINGLE game. Thats fucking outrageous. This format with 24 teams is a big mistake. It incentifies teams, especially smaller nations, to park the bus and meme yourselves to a couple of draws. a single win would have been enough to qualify. Dont get pounded too hard in the other two and you're good. Thats fucking gay and nobody likes that shit and thats why the mayority of portugal haters right now, hate Portugal. At least, I know I do. Im also biased because portumeme is >our angstgegner
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>>69107413
Tu por acaso vens da Andaluzia? Não sou ele mas uma pessoa com o nosso tom de pele no Verão fica vermelha ou laranja, não castanha
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>>69107413
mesmo

eu nem costumo sair de casa mas basta andar um pouco de carro fico logo com a pele toda queimada

filha da puta de sol
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>>69107365
Oh meu burro do caralho, quando te disseram para apanhar banhos de sol, NÃO ERA DESTE SOL
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>>69107409
PORTUGAU É BRANCO CARA
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>>69107413
Não tenho culpa.
Mas eu saio da cave. Olha os meus pés após uma caminhada no monte
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>>69107475
eu já vi estas fotos mais de 50 vezes...
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>>69107439
>mayority of portugal haters right now, hate Portugal
No, it's not. We hadn't even begun the actual Euro and were already the most hated team om /sp/ beyond anything I had ever seen and I've been posting here for a while

I would tolerate this if at least you were honest about the actual reason why you hate us.
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>>69107494
Não tenho por hábito andar a tirar fotos dos meus pés.
Por isso tenho-as guardadas para momentos de absoluto autismo imbecil como estes.
É tudo prá galhofa
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>>69102744
>Why does everyone on here seem to hate the Portuguese national team, Portugal the country, and Portuguese people?

Because this entire fucking thread.
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bem amigos, vou fumar um nite e depois vou dormir

Até amanhã!

Felicidades!
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>>69107417
sorry bruv but no. only thing that I'm attracted to is pussy. but I'm tolerant towards you guys, I don't really give a fuck since it's not my fucking business, I still find it disgusting though but whatever. just don't push for things like transgenders and such and you're fine in my book.
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>>69107475
O que significa "DE TRÁS DOS MONTES"?
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>>69107413
Foda-se, não se está mesmo a ver que o gajo tem uma daquelas lâmpadas de hospital, meu? Essa merda faz um preto parecer branco.
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>>69107439
Moors :D Do you even know history?! Actually say thanks to us because you profited a lot with the jews that were expelled of Portugal. We are in the semi-finals, we are not playing a good football but we not playing that bad either as everyone is trying to imply. Now go back suporting... wtv you support in the eurocup.
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>>69107544
O que eu quis dizer foi que já estou no 4chan há demasiado tempo...
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>>69107567
Boa noite amigo

>>69107580
É uma região do nordeste de Portugal.
É uma zona muito desertificada e extremamente rural.
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>>69107580
Significa bimbo.
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>>69107580
s.m.p; Atrás dos montes que estão a meio do norte e centro norte de Portugal; Sítio frio pra caralho
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>>69107561
Isto.
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>>69107630
>já estou no 4chan há demasiado tempo...

Também eu anónimo, também eu...
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>>69107621
Comequié viveres aí?
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>>69107672
Que?
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>>69107432
Estes filhos da puta nem conhecem a história de Portugal nem da europa. Querem que ganhe uma selecção de eslavos, povos que são mais mongóis do que outra coisa.
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>>69107475
também tens o cabelo/olhos claros? à tua beira pareço um argelino ou o caralhp.
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>>69107635
>>69107652
>>69107652
Grato!
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O primeiro a postar a cara ganha.
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>>69107567
boa noite maninho, deixa de fumar btw.
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>>69107705
Eles não gostam de nós porque somos conhecidos por termos uma forte cultura "normie".
Só isso é motivo de ódio por parte de todo o 4chan
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>>69107439
Apart from the irony in calling us moors, this post is pretty much on point. We shouldn't be scraping by versus Poland, Iceland, Austria or fucking Hungary.

The coach sucks donkey balls, the diva treatment penaldo gets is cancer and the mendes influence is fucking destructive. But we got lucky. Now we can lose and everything will be forgotten and stay the same as it ever was.
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>>69107718
Acho que ele é do norte e se for como eu que tenho a pele rosa não vai ter o cabelo claro porque a maioria não têm
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>>69107718
>também tens o cabelo/olhos claros?

Não, por acaso tenho o cabelo mega preto. Os olhos são castanho claros tipo avelã.
Fogo, pensava que o meu tom de pele era perfeitamente normal. Talvez um pouco pálido mas mesmo assim...
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>>69107567
sabias que fumar mata?
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quais são as boards em que os tugas mais param?
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>>69107880
Não sei.
Na minha opinião acho que é o /int/. O resto anda disperso por aí.
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>>69107880
/int/ de longe
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>>69107880
/mlp/ e /a/ :3
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>>69107740
>a implicar que alguém vai mostrar a cara

Belo maxilar desu
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>>69107880
/tv/ here. PARA TÍ
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>>69107740
Did my best to look white.
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>>69108009
Looks pretty British to me
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>>69106305
*unzips dick*
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>>69107892
>>69107902
não vou lá há mais de 1 ano lol, o luso ainda existe?

>>69107905
>>69107951
nunca visitei.

>>69108009
devias rapar o cabelo
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>>69106277
A tad late but here you go
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Postem o vosso cabelo
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>>69108069
>O general de português ainda existe?
Sim
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>>69107797
Sou do norte e tenho a pele clara. Estou a estudar em espanha na andaluzia e aqui sim se vêem gajos morenos. Mto mais que em Portugal, mas há melhores gajas. A pele em si não diz nada.
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>>69108131
Psh as diferenças entre os tugas não são assim tão grandes mas existem.

E qualquer gajo que já teve o mínimo de contacto com Espanhóis sabe que as gajas deles são melhores.
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>>69107682
Boas gajas e até são porreiros. Não nos odeiam assim tanto como pensamos.
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>>69108277
>Não nos odeiam assim tanto como pensamos.
Nós também não os odiamos tanto como o que pensam :^)
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>>69108131
Apesar de ter a pele super clara as minhas feições são mesmo tipicas de um tuga ou espanhol
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>>69107755
Deve ser por isso mas antes não havia este hate. Com os espanhóis já não dizem as mesmas merdas
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>>69108169
Porto, 12.86% das pesoas têm olhos azuis. Em 1936 talvez, hoje tenho muitas dúvidas...
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portuguese posters are by FAR the worst on this board
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>>69108316
That's pretty mean
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>>69108313
Porto distrito, não cidade. E não te esqueças da quantidade de ciganada do Norte inteiro que veio desaguar aqui para os bairros e tudo. Mas mesmo hoje anda à volta de 10% na cidade em si.
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>>69108313
Se contarmos com todos os turistas o Porto agora parece uma cidade do norte da europa.
Não tenho nada contra turistas mas acho que quando o turismo atinge niveis extremos, deviam ser tomadas medidas. Estraga muito a qualidade da cidade para os autoctenes
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>>69108316
this coming from a country has zero football culture or tradition yet its citizens think their opinion matters. literally no one cares about what na has to say about Portugal. much less when said country from na is canada. go get mulled to death by a bear or fish so trout in your frozen shithole.
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>>69107538
Loads of people dislike Portugal for two reasons: Ronaldo and Pepe.

Some Ronaldo haters are jealous, some are not. He's a good player, he's a special person. His kind of behavior rubs people the wrong way. He doesn't care.

Pepe is another story. Pepe's reputation is well deserved for being a whiny and short tempered dickwad, even tho he seems to have calmed recently.

I used to like Portugal, especially during Figo times, but I admit falling for the trap of "hating" them - mind me, I don't hate the country or the people, just the national team.

Their performances thus far aren't really helping either.
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That's why I want Tsu & co. to lose
fuck the avecs
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>>69108402
Holy fucking kek, Aveques are so fucking based

[/spoiler]You can keep them though[spoiler]
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>>69108398
do you know who hates your national team too? Sérgio Conceição. get fucked no one cares about you liking us or not, go get pushed away from your own country by muzzies. train is arriving at cologne by now, better take care of your women instead of shitpost here.
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>>69108402
>that pic
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>>69108455
Jesus m8, no need to bash him like that.
He said he has nothing against our country, he was just talking about sports
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>>69108455
SALTY
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Bit off-topic because it doesn't apply to Portugal fans in particular, but dear god, why are some nations so fucking butthurt, when people don't like their national team?

Don't take this as an insult, but are people just so sugarcoated nowadays, that they can't take some pre-game banter? Sometimes I feel like im on reddit with all the whining and bitching about "racism" and such.
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>>69108455
>Being this mad
t.
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>>69108494
>but are people just so sugarcoated nowadays, that they can't take some pre-game banter?
The amount of insults and hatred over us this euro I have never seen before anywhere and I've been posting here and on several other forums for a long time.
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>>69108494
this. actually I believe a lot of portuguese posters come from reddit.
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>>69108402
i can't debate this
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>>69108393
you come from a country with a great football culture but you still manage to have the same amount of titles than canada, wtf are u saying ?
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It's literally because faggots like you call Ronaldo the best player in history.
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>>69108479
4am and I'm shitposting in the chan m8, cut me some slack.

>>69108487
I just finished eating the pasta leftovers from the dinner, I do I'm salty right now.

>>69108494
>off-topic
let me stop you right here, ahmed. this thread is about Portugal so go ask that shit anywhere else. maybe you can pick up your smartphone and call merkel and ask her for advice about your feelings and why people get mad at you when you act as dumb as a rock, seu filho da puta sidoso.
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>>69108581
>let me stop you right here, ahmed. this thread is about Portugal so go ask that shit anywhere else. maybe you can pick up your smartphone and call merkel and ask her for advice about your feelings and why people get mad at you when you act as dumb as a rock, seu filho da puta sidoso.

Ok, you should really go to sleep.
Vai-te deitar António
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>>69108581
>asks others to cut him some slack

What wrong little babby? Is it past your bed time? Are you upset that people don't like your little sex doll ronaldo?

Grow the fuck up you little shitter. You fuckers started this thread whining about how mean the other boys are to you.

Grow a pair and don't pretend you've been here for more than a month, else you wouldn't get as triggered as a feminazi at a Trump speech over people shitting on your team.
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>>69108551
I think I was pretty clear, if you as the monkey you're can't understand it maybe you should leave to the jungle and live free with your brothers.
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Well guys, it was a good thread. It was nice to post body pics and fight insecurities but now i gotta sleep.

See ya!
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>>69108606
Opa até lhe dou razão. É bastante óbvio que nos odeiam aqui, logo é merdapostar até morrer
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>>69108169
Engraçado é a discrepância entre a pele e os olhos. Curiosidade, os gajos que conheço aqui do algarve têm todos olhos claros.
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Alberto barbosa living in England here. Jesus christ, pt posters can be such confrontational cunts. it's a real national characteristic. As my dad says, Portuguese people tend to be bitter, envious, sulky and full of vitriol. The Portuguese spirit is "if someone has something I don't have, they shouldn't have it because that isn't fair". I like my country and the history but pt posters online really bring out the worst in us.
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>>69108648
sorry but i want to live with ur sister,
i always wanted a whorish putaguesa with me.

O bom é que ela é baixinha vai me pagar boquete em pé.
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>>69108725
>"if someone has something I don't have, they shouldn't have it because that isn't fair"

You just described /r9k/
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>>69108644
filho da puta, go see who created the thread and then tell me again that was us the ones who started it. that's the american flag for you. I know that arriving a few days back and pretending to be a german must be hard but if you can't even distinguish between flags you need to go back.

more, so do you expect that we start throwing flowers at you when you blatantly say that you hate our team because you're a follower and you go with /sp/'s flow? No, I'll not even care to have any kind of meaningful conversation with you other than call your stupidity to the table.

you're welcome, faggot.
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>>69108725
I would normally agree with you that our posters are shit but it's not like this entire forum haven't been utter miserable cunts to us since the euro began.

So I say let the shitposters have their fun.

>>69108714
Há alguma mas continua o mesmo padrão com nortenhos e Beirões (Beira Baixa não conta) na frente.
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>>69108725
>Portuguese people are shit, let me leave for UK and pull the moral superiority card
every fucking time
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>>69108796
>Portuguese people are shit, let me leave for UK and pull the moral superiority card
So he won at life and you're mad? I'd give my left ball for a well paying job in London or Edinburgh
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>>69108402
I lost it at that motherfucking pic holy kek
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>>69108753
>calling others names in your native tongue

Dear god, what a disgusting human being you are. The whole thread was about you whining, yet you don't even acknowledge that, because - admittedly I made the world shattering mistake of saying that you started the thread, when you just fueled it. My bad.

I actually explained why people dislike you national team and that it has nothing to do with your nation or the people, but sure, you choose to ignore it, because it's easier to just tell yourself people hate you.

Why admit your NT isn't perfect, when you can just deny it, right? Why have a meaningful conversation, when you can just deny it all again, call others names and shit on them - the same thing you whine about others doing to you. Just lose your shit and throw a hissy fit, because you can't argue with someone stating a differentiated and honest opinion.

Dear god, I'm happy most portuguese aren't as thick as you.
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Can someone explain tp me how is this thread still up? Lol
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>>69108853
Why do you write back to him with a wall of text? Just ignore him. Or are you craving for attention?
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>>69108735
>a guy from brazil making jokes talking about whores
puta que pariu a internet veio mesmo dar voz a quem não devia.
You know it already but I'll tell you again, most of your women that left brazil looking for a better life in Portugal, the only thing they can do is suck Portuguese dick and take it up the ass for 20€ each time. In the end you can finish in their mouth, for only 20€. that's how sad your country is, having your women, the mothers of your kids selling themselves overseas for a fucking 20 bill ahaha. next time think about other subject instead of whores, macaco.
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>>69108857
Moderadores estão distraídos.
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>>69108872
Got rustled and have nothing better to do sadly.
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>>69108796

I went to the UK when I was a child. In fairness, most Portuguese people I meet are very retrograde, bitter and backwards in wordly knowledge and general advancements, like 5 years behind top tier European countries. There is still a huge hipster scene in Lisbon, whereas it's mostly died in London. People aren't even self aware in that regard. I also see a lotta people believing urban myths and using popular sayings as arguments, which doesn't seem to happen in England.

That's not to say that I don't like some Portuguese people, the country or the history, I just hate the archetypal Portuguese person.
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Am I white?
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>>69108885
PARA DE SER TÃO SALTY FODA-SE
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>>69108885

Tem calma, tu es o tipo de pessoa de que eu falo. Tuga e o primeiro a dizer mal do pais mas mal alguem diz alguma coisa ficam com raiva do adamastor. Por amor de deus, calma.
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>>69108907
In fairness, most of that cultural crap like 5 years behind means squat, Switzerland embarasses both our countries and they're pretty far behind too, maybe not 5 years, which we aren't either, but they're still behind.

You're right about the other things though
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>>69108909
A bit too pasty in all honesty, get out and let some sun shine on your skin, it's nice really.

One can be ghostly white all winter long.
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>>69108853
>blablablabla
dude will you gtfo already? no one cares about you or about what you think you dense motherfucker.

you certainly won't see me in german threads talking about your poor feelings.
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>>69108909
White enough for me.
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>>69107880
/pol/, /sp/, /wsg/, /int/ às vezes
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