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who /dnalop/ here?
Hi
>>69086304
Probably everyone 2bh
>>69086333
hey
I hate all this downtime bewteen games now.
Hoping poland wins or at least makes portugal fight a lot.
Alrilas
>>69086677
'Lri
whats going on here
0-0 boring fest, it's written in the stars.
>ITV going tsuuu
TSUUU ;_;7
>every player signing the anthem
This is why they are in the quarter finals
bit quiet in here tonight tb︃h. Obviously that's the point but we're in the QFs now...
was penaldo tiptoeing this time too?
sup
>>69087146
Shhhh.
>>69087146
well everyone in here is watching the game and not just pointlessly spamming and memeing like in the main thread
>another moment of silence
They have one of these every other game, now. Maybe they should just put up a global death counter in every stadium.
>>69087388
>moment of silence
more like moment of clapping
Did they just clap the bombings
>poland applauding the death of turks
absolute madmen tBh
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Oh shit
hahahaha
GET FUCKED
rip portulel
POLAND STRONG!!!!!
Lewy!
Kek, Portugal is as bad as England.
>>69087862
Least we scored first
Who scored? Had to give a pill to my cat
>>69086559
you could start watching Wimbeldon, it'äs good fun during the days
>>69087862
why is your flag wider on the bottom?
>>69087953
Lewa
>>69087953
Lewandowski
>>69087953
Lewandowski
>>69088001
Lewy*
>>69087992
Tennis is too boring for me.
>7 minutes
>Ronaldo still hasn't touched the ball
he's gonba throw a fit
>>69087992
Wish I was still neet through the summer. How does the average man watch tennis?
>>69087994
Are you having a stroke?
Someone is TSUing.
Alri
>>69087953
what's wrong with your cat?
>this is a pepe will never have a major international trophy episode
>>69088185
it definitely is
>>69088295
It's just your black background.
maybe it isn't actually
the shade of red changes for some reason
>>69088295
Optical illusion, because of the dark red border on the top. Flags are made for the bright skin.
>>69088295
Looks like it is your edgy theme, addon or browser.
>>69088295
need to get your eyes checked m9
>>69088277
I want to get hugged by Emma desu
>>69088384
literally had a letter saying im due for a checkup at the opticians today :3
>>69088236
he's crazy, gotta give him a pill to tame him down for the night otherwise he pisses everywhere and attack the other cat of the house. the crazy cat is black.
>>69088464
Kek sounds like me
based /pol/and
>gf broke up with me
>AX has a shit schedule
>still haven't found job
>still haven't finished grad school application
>Lewandowski scored
at least Portugal is losing, shame I lost the bet when Lewa scored
>>69088464
Maybe it's because I have only one cat so I never had this problem
Milik is the Polish Higuain.
>>69088590
Manlets, when will they learn?
THEY STILL LET HIM SHOOT THAT FREE KICK
>it's another Ronaldo hits the wall episode
Wallnaldo
>wallnaldo
>41 penalities by ronaldo
>none of them went into the net
How do they let him still do it?
>>69088824
>penalties
you ok m8?
>>69088862
English is weird.
Our commentators are always so incredibly butthurt at ronaldo's fks
>>69088985
dumb animeposter
>>69089005
Butthurt that they never go in or butthurt that he's still allowed to take them to soothe his giant ego?
>>69089005
The entire german media is always butthurt at him from what I've seen.
>>69088985
dumb animeposter
post you're face when Ronaldo retires from NT after losing tonight
>Milik
FUCK THAT MOVE WAS GREAT
>>69089123
dumb frog poster
>>69089069
>oh look at that twat, here he goes again, doing his stupid steps, he never scored btw
Every fk
>>69089041
>>69089083
What's wrong with anime?
>>69089123
I hope he won't equalize platini's record of number of goals in the euros desu
>>69089204
Nothing
Just felt like bullying
Poland playing with confidence desu
>Match threads? Nah, a classy gentleman such as thyself requires a slower, more elegant thread that can allow one's self to watch the game.
>>69089183
Until Portugal stops using him at kicks, it's noteworthy.
I expected portugal to be the aggressor in this match and not poland.
It'll be the biggest injustice of this Euros if Poland doesn't advance.
>>69089279
>not posting on both
>it's 1-0 then nothing happens for 80 minutes episode
ah yes, quite exquisite
Is it only me or does Poland play better than England?
Sheeit I forgot they were playing today
>poland winning
TYBEupalla
>>69088172
I live an apartment owned by my grandmother, so rent is pretty small
Try having a rich family :D
>>69089506
Everyone play better than England.
>>69089479
the biggest injustice is croatia being out
>>69089306
Portugal probably want to tire out their opponents then score two in the last ten minutes. Cap this post; that's what will happen.
>>69089506
Who doesn't play better than england?
>>69089583
the biggest injustice is allowing turkey to play
>poland v portugal
>everyone is talking about england
nice obsession
>>69089638
Scotland?
That's a penalty
>>69089583
it's their own fault tbqh
refball desu
If Donaldo is to be considered one of the best players in the world, if not the best, how come he cannot carry a team? What moments of individual brilliance or creativity has he laid down this tournament?
refball
>>69089528
>Rich family
I have one of those. They work for the EU, though, so now we're bricking it that I might not be able to spend six months out of work every time I lose a job any more.
>thunderstorm audibly approaching
>lying in bed watching this game slowly falling asleep
.
.
.
>huge important exam tomorrow
Almost comfy
>>69089638
Spain probably.
>>69089183
sounds like pretty funny commentators
>>69089719
Football is a team sport. And Portugal have an average team.
He's also been poor.
>>69089719
you can't put caviar on onions and expect to have a great recipe senpai.
>>69089826
where are you?
hohoho what a beauty
Damn, nice one.
Whey that's a good goal
TSUUUU
>>69089826
>Need to go to the supermarket to buy food
>It's pouring with rain
>TV signal breaking up
Not comfy at all here bruv. And it looks like I just missed a goal.
>>69089719
Nobody, not even Messi will carry a team on his own against such a solid side like Poland
Buh-leautiful
Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2018 Ballon D'Or winner
noice goal
ugh deflection
>yfw poland wins at the last minute
Goal of the tournament so far yes?
Poland choke incoming.
>>69089923
Augschburg
>>69090168
Not even close, it was deflected
neat, i have him in my fantasy team
>>69089819
what do they work with in the EU? And my condolonces for the Brexit
My dad was an EU correspondent back in the 90s so I can relate
>>69090168
nah
>>69090168
not even close
it's Shaquiri
>only 35mil for this guy
Neat
>born in 1997
>>69090168
Shaqiri or Modric, only two in contention
>>69090214
damn, no comfy thunderstorm in Braunschweig, tfw
>>69090168
>deflection
>>69090364
Not really though
>>69089866
>>69089912
>>69090065
Bale has carried Wales through the entire qually stages + finals.
>score 2 league goals in the portugese leage
>35 million
>>69090296
My mother translates documents into various languages, and my dad used to be an interpreter for visiting politicians. If your dad ever had to make a speech to a lot of foreign people in the '90s, there's a chance those people were actually listening to my dad explain what he was saying.
>madnaldo getting pissy when the ball isn't played to him
I remember doing this when I was 7 too
>>69090583
>rating a midfielder based on goals
>>69090701
>I remember doing this when I was 7 too
Yeah, that's pretty much the reason I don't like him. I have met plenty of other players that were like him and still occasionally do.
>>69090666
Just for clarification my dad was just a journalist covering everything so I doubt he made any speeches.
However it sounds like your parents have so high skills that they'll find good jobs outside the union
>>69090713
>rating a midfielder based on being overrated like Zidane
Who is the best GOAT player to represent a terrible national team? Ronaldo sucks for Portugal, Giggs never did much with Wales, George Best was okay with Northern Ireland, Eusebio was similar with Portugal...I honestly think Bale might be the best good player for a bad team in history.
>he and Blaszykowski sit on top of the fullbacks
WEW
>>69091048
Messi desu
>>69091048
Litmanen for Finland should be a candidate
Wales have a lot of "good" lads
>>69091048
schmeichel or laudrup for us maybe
>score early goal
>get comfortable and play conservative
>get punished
>>69091160
kurwa
>>69091048
ferenc puskas
>>69091235
It could've been 3-0 for Poland, Tsugal have shitty defense and keeper but noooooo.
>>69091048
Rooney for England I think.
>>69091048
Peter Crouch
>>69091285
Puskas had some very good players with him.
>>69091331
all literal whos
>>69091048
George Weah for Liberia kek
>>69091285
>Forgetting based Sandor Kocsis
>yfw remembering that Ryan Giggs literally impregnated his brother's wife
>>69091376
>kocsis
>hidegkuti
>czibor
>literal whos
This Sanchez dude plays too dirty, when will this fucker get carded
ryan giggs is uncomfortable to watch
wtf does yfmoc mean
>>69091592
gnihton
I really, really, really hope Belgium gets crushed into oblivion tomorrow.
>>69091592
have a think
>>69091592
It's the secret code word for threads where everything is backwards.
>>69091501
He's fucking scum.
>>69091592
Your friends move on cocks
>>69091592
its an abrevation for
Your FaMily's Original Content
reeeeee adverts get out of my mind
>>69091304
This desu
just realised why this stadium is called the stade velodrome
fuck
Do women find adam's apple like Tsunaldo's attractive?
>>69091592
It's a Welsh word for 'cuck'.
>>69091839
That Carling one? Your mind must be very sterile and faux-edgy.
>>69091957
the "my light shines on" song has been stuck in my head all day and now I realise it's because of the Toyota advert
>>69091939
Only if the guy is attractive, if you're not you end up looking like a deformed flamingo.
I hope this match goes to extra time and penalties. I want to see how long Portugal can stay in this tournament without actually winning a game.
Do you prefer bums or boobs?
I like boobs.
>>69092242
Probably breasts if I had to decide but a flat arse is depressing.
>>69092242
boobs, thighs close second tho
>>69092242
Big ass with dfc is the gods' gift.
>>69092242
Both are important. Only Sith deal in absolutes.
The Distinguished Flying Cross (DFC) is the third-level military decoration awarded to personnel of the United Kingdom's Royal Air Force and other services, and formerly to officers of other Commonwealth countries, instituted for "an act or acts of valour, courage or devotion to duty whilst flying in active operations ...
why shoot there
>>69092342
Colombia knows.
so thankful wales have bale and not ronaldo
>>69092242
Boobies all the way, famigo. I don't even understand the motivation behind liking bums.
>Does my bum look big in this?
>Eww, look at her bum, it's enormous, ha ha ha
>Ha ha ha look at her small bum
>My bum is flat; it's so unattractive
It's literally contradictory against itself.
>>69092242
ass, followed by thighs and then boobs
>>69092242
no nipples on the ass.
boobs
>>69092501
could say the same about guys and big muscles
Do Poland knows how to attack
>>69092342
This desu
>ronaldo
>>69092242
Boobs=Face>Stomach>>>>>>>>ass
>>69092242
Big ass with dfc is always better than large tits with flat ass.
>>69092595
for the first 30-40 minutes
>>69092595
Yes, Germany showed them how in 1939
>>69092793
epic xD
>>69092835
Thank you :DDD one (you) already and counting! Really happy with this post!!
>>69092793
>>69092835
It was actually 1938
http://www.11v11.com/matches/germany-v-poland-18-september-1938-224905/
I don't have very good check on these teams
What players should I keep an eye on (and what are their shirt numbers) other than Lewandowski and Ronaldo?
>>69093002
what do you mean by this?
>>69093002
Usually the one on the ball.
>>69093148
He means which are the best players that aren't Lewa and CR. And what are their shirt numbers.
OH MAN ALMOST CHEEKY
>>69092983
>Jakob
>Glodbrunner
>Kitzinger
>Münzenberger
The Jews showed them how
Why is Pepe so good?
Come on Poland
>>69093002
I don't know their shirt numbers, but keep an eye on Renato Sanches and Poland's Blaszczykowski (?)
haha
Crynaldo at it again
>>69093374
alright
Does anyone else think Lewandowski kind of looks like the bad guy from spy kids?
here comes le solid signing on fm man
>>69093469
How on earth do you even remember the bad guy from Spy Kids?
It's going to be another Portugal winner in extra time, won't it?
are they chanting "messi"?
great banter if they are
>>69093580
Nope it will go to penalties and there penaldo will choke to make poland win.
>>69093469
He looks like an English TV presenter called Vernon Kay. They're identical; it's terrifying.
Poland is so dull in possession, change something ffs.
>>69093653
I don't think that has the same impact after recent events desu.
shit that was close to comedy gold
why is harry kane taking corners?
>le mexican drug trafficker man
Why did I think this was going to be an entertaining match?
Why does Quaresma have gangster tatoos? He surely cannot think it looks good?
cannot recall lewandowski doing anything since scoring the goal
>>69093931
I don't know why everyone's complaining. Both teams are playing fairly attacking football. Lots of chances, a few close calls.
>>69093688
can he stop copying messi baka
>don't pop out for a cuppa just yet
Who drinks tea at 10 in the evening?
tsuuuuuuuuuuu
>>69094166
Don't post like that, you make me think he scored
>>69094138
I drink tea all day.
TSSSSSSSSSU, was it offside? oh, it wasn't? hehehe, wwhoops guys
>>69093949
maybe he is a gangster
>>69094067
I get enjoyment from complaining
>>69094262
If he scores, I'll bring out the all caps.
>>69094138
I do
Just fucked my gf whilst watching the game t b h
Just felt like bragging to my yfmoc bros
Also,
>ronaldo
>>69094420
reeeee
>>69094420
What colour nipples does she have mate?
>>69094138
They're clearly talking to us big strong Australians mate. Know your place
It's Portugal-Croatia all over again. I'm going to kill myself.
>>69094420
>Just fucked my gf whilst watching the game t b h
>Just fucked my gf
>fucked my gf
>my gf
>gf
Well, I'm sure you know the expression.
NORMIE GET OUT, RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69094420
>having "straight" sex while looking at sweaty men
Will this shape up to be the worst final in Euro history, even beating Greece - Portugal?
>>69094674
no t︃bh
>>69094674
we'll get all the missing goals in the final
7-6 thriller
>>69094674
Depends who get there. Us vs Portugal could be awful, Germany Belgium could be good.
>going to the semis without a SINGLE win in 90 minutes.
>>69094636
Perhaps his gf is a fat mess.
He might need a bit of TSUUUUUUU to get himself going.
>>69094420
>not plowing her before the match and in the break
>not cuddling during the match
Are you new at this?
>>69094674
One-sided walkovers are worse to be honest. I'd rather have another Greece 2004 than a Spain 2012.
>pOLAND HAS EXCITING ATTACK GOING
>Portuguese guy simple grabs his shoulder and the move stops
>freekick from the middle, yellow card
>tactical foul
fuck this bullshit, how can it be stopped?
Man of the Match: Pepe
Shitter of the Match: Eliseu
>fiat 500x
>>69094487
Rosy pink m8
Blond hair, blue eyes
Im black btw
>>69094815
It can't, to cap the worst Euro of all time, Portugal will be the worst winner of all time, even worse than Greece and win without any win.
>>69094907
Sounds aesthetic.
>>69094907
post hand
>>69094860
Ronaldo is clearly the shitter of the match so far.
There appears to be a 12 year old boy playing for Poland.
>>69094780
Tactics Santos
>>69095065
Proud catholic tradition
COuld you shoot straight from kick-off now?
I would definitely give that a go. For the banter if for nothing else.
>>69095011
But he will have the last laugh
Like in croatia
>>69095143
You're alright, Italy.
>>69094566
You kill yourself over this but not 7-1?
>>69095282
I wasn't bored to death then, plus Germany were more than deserved winners, unlike Portugal.
>>69095212
Good question, might count as an indirect FK tho?
>>69095212
this could happen before the rule change couldn't it?
Milik is their Higuain.
>>69095212
I don't think these teams like banter, unfortunately.
>>69095389
Yeah, it could. I'm a fool.
>>69094979
Nah I'm white
The fact that people didnt take the bait shows yfmoc is da bes though
>>69095212
Once I played with a school team so shit that their goalie was sitting on top of the crossbar, then I tried to hit into their goal directly from the kick off
the goalie jumped down and grabbed it after a bounce pretty easily
>>69095439
Your dive was too obvious, Arjen.
>>69094792
TSUKAKE?
fucking Milik
>>69095497
Ba did it, the madman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C40Q9OedvY
Come on Poland you can do it.
>24 goals for Ajax last season
how the fuck
>>69095777
Trips confirm.
>>69095838
>Eredivisie
>>69095212
this would be more effective
>>69095838
Dutch defending.
>>69095838
There are some shocking players who manage to tear up the Eredivisie.
>You now remember Afonso Alves
I was bored so I checked the archives. Since 2008 desu has been posted 65042 times on /a/. It took /sp/ 4 years to post it 66921 times.
Why is ironic desu'ing so fun?
You now remember Memphis Depay
>>69096028
it's a word filter you retard
>>69096028
Desu posting originated on /b/ though, senpai.
>>69095996
Altidore too
>there are people who haven't used an autohotkey script to overcome the filter
can't believe it t︃bh
Does Ronaldo take number 5 again, or will he go earlier?
>>69096177
I type desu. Didn't even know the filter was still in place.
did you know that 100 years ago austria used to be one of the big football powers?
>>69096085
Shame it's not archived, I would have liked to see how many times it was posted.
>>69096177
>overcoming the filter
>not directly writing desu and embracing the weeb
>>69096177
Sometimes I just post desu straight off
>>69096222
Last pen as usual, so he can rip his shirt off and do autistic things with his hands that none of his teammates care about.
>>69096246
>>69096295
Good lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4
>>69096177
>being this butthurt that your shitty nigerian twitter lingo gets wordfiltered
Be glad you don't get autobanned for this shit.
>>69096177
seeing t b h is weird at this point desu, it jumps out immediately.
>>69096328
t︃bh is not nigerian twitter lingo senpai
>>69096246
i actually just type desu now desu senpai
>>69096322
Jesus Christ, I'd rather see Portugal actually winning in extra time than see this.
>>69096177
>using scripts to enhance your shitposting experience
I'm not that dedicated desu
I switched to 2bh desu.
>>69096252
Wouldn't they have shared a team with based Hungary back then?
>>69096415
"tea bee aich" is good too tea bee aich
>>69096415
tbqh is good, too. Otherwise just type out desu
>>69096430
Nope, they were separated teams.
lmao
Hah, wtf?
WAHEY
Most exciting thing since full time
>Frog security
wew
Ronny nearly got beheaded on live television
official t︃bh power rankings:
1. t︃bh
2. to be desu
3. desu
4. tbqh, tbph etc.
POWER GAP
9001. 2bh
9002. to be honest
POWER GAP
90000001. t bh etc.
dw lads he's white so it's all good
BASED
stream went down lads, what happened?
>Not even a proper streaker
That could have been some true meme magic, but instead it just looked like a jogger who got lost. What a waste.
>>69096593
>no tbf
Do you reckon Ronny's to focused on holding back tears to be able to do anything useful for the rest of this match? He seems distracted by something
>>69096771
tbf is not a substitute for t︃bh
PITCH INVADER MOTM
>>69096791
He knows that there is no need for him to bother, he will win this game with a decisive penalty after his team mates did absolutely nothing.
>>69096771
it means to be fair, not to be frank
>>69096593
>not listing tЬh
newfag
>>69096733
just a bit of banter m8
What ever happened to
>ygsiu
and
>good job good effort
Did they just die of odl age?
>>69096771
tbf is used in a completely different context to be frank
>it is actually dangerous to encroach onto the pitch as the security measures are quite severe
is he suggesting they'd shoot him?
>>69096593
>no tBh
>>69096950
If he had been Muslim he'd be ded right now
>>69096820
>>69096917
Learn something new everyday. I'd been being them interchangeably.
Educate me with some with examples of proper use
>>69097089
I am actually surprised we had no muslim attack so far.
I hope no one here disagrees.
>>69096950
Probably just with a tranquiliser gun or something. It would probably be too much banter to actually execute a man without trial on live TV before an audience of millions.
>>69097209
The Belgian police busted a terror cell a couple of weeks ago who were probably targeting the Euros
>>69097104
To be fair is like when you're trying to defend someone or something eg. "Ronaldo's had shit service to be fair"
To be honest is much more harsh if used in a similar sentence, and would often be used to disparage someone or something you might normally defend eg. "Ronaldo's been shite to be honest"
>>69097209
Prob waiting for the final maybe?
>>69097104
Basically you say "to be honest" when you're being honest and "to be fair" when you're being fair. Hope that helps :)
>>69097209
An attack would be bad for things like ISIS
Why attack now when all these countries still want to import you by the boatload? If you attack now at a stage this large, these countries may want to stop importing your people
>>69097398
>>69097513
Second post really helped :^). Thought it meant to be frank to be honest.
God I hope Ronaldo goes 5th and it doesn't even get to him again
Sanches and Ronaldo will miss, poles scores on all
>>69097456
Well they're not going to attack their fellow Muslims during a France or Germany game, and Ronaldo is second only to Muhammad in the Islamic world so they won't attack as long as he has a chance of lifting the trophy either. They were probably waiting for England to reach a big game, but luckily Roy caught wind of their plan and sacrificed England and himself to save the others
you'd usually use tbf when you've said something negative but then you think it was harsh
for example:
polish are animals but then again they've been raped by everyone throughout history tbf
Portugal can't win this
>>69097593
You underestimate the power of European cuckoldy my friend
Time for penaldo to shine.
he's actually going first the absolute madman
Woah Ronaldo going first
Legitimately shocked
Thats a perfect penalty
>>69097859
>the mental gymnastics brit/pol/tards go through
Bad shot.
>Portugal wins
>Belgium wins
>Germany wins
>France wins
Ronaldo leading his team like a leader, Messi should look how the best player in the world act.
POLSKA POLKSA TYSKIE KURWA
>>69097593
ISIS want people to be mad at refugees you idiot
Need some tsuu gifs lads
That was close.
Did the ball stop in the net with Milik's pk?
>Ronaldo on ass inspection duty
>it's a the keeper always chooses the wrong corner episode
Nobody likes Ronaldo
He's all by himself
>our commentator screaming
>GLIK GLIK BOOM
why is he saying pen
oh fuck
Kuba will miss
>>69098340
cant shott without glutes
Polan no ;_;
fuck off
>it's a portugal makes the semis despite looking like shit tournament
fucking portugal
Fuck off
I am angry and mad
FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK
will portugal ever win a match?
Meh
Jesus, they're gonna win the thing without winning a fucking game
>5 draws
>still reach the semis
Th-this wasn't supposed to happen
The good guys win again.
>>69098578
You seem to be a Dortmund connoisseur my Italian friend
booooo
UEFA fix this shit
>>69098907
That's what best 3rd placed teams get you.
blaszczykowski honestly didn't deserve this
>>69098907
SMALLL TEAM MENTALITY
M
A
L
L
TEAM
MENTALITY
I can't fucking wait for Iceland to play them 0-0 in the final and then Tsunaldo missing a penalty to give Iceland the tournament
Portugal always gaves us bad games in this euro, if they reach the final and it won't be against us I won't watch it.
>>69099049
You could see it in his eyes.
Wales Island meme final is still on the cards though r-right?
>>69099366
They gave us the second best game of the tournament so far too.
>>69099482
Only thanks to Hungary.
my dad works for fifa he says portugal won't be invited to next euro
>>69098680
They still haven't won a match in normal time. There's no denying that's impressive.
Portugal have ruined the Euros forever, this is outrageous.
>>69099987
Dumb frogposter
I want WHALES to win for the memes but belgum probably has the better play.
>>69100269
>Pundits talking about the guy who ran onto the pitch
Must have been a boring match, huh, lads?
>>69100524
Nice goals, some good chances but overall not worldclass.
>>69099434
I wanna see Bale shit in the mouth of Ronaldo, make it happen
WILCZEK
>>69100903
What a player
>>69100661
>yfw ronaldo get mad and exposes Bale's baldpatch to everyone during the game.
WOW
Classic Zorniger
