Friendly Italy Germany Thread
no bully edition
come here and let's talk about the incoming game, where are you going to see it?
>>69078600
have to work up until 09.00pm CET. :_:
Fratelli
Lel, can't wait for this, Germany are going to get cucked like the bitches they are.
Fuck...what are Germans going to do when it happens AGAIN.
Will someone have to keep an eye on you Germans becasue kill yourself might happen?
Also are French people going to kill themselves when Iceland destroy your boi pussy like the gods they are??
Can't wait desu
>>69078600
wasted in the quarter final, should be the final desu
>>69078717
anon please, don't bully the germans
but i think you are right, France will have a bad time with based Iceland
maxischermo in piazza
>>69078600
Have fun scoring with Neuer.
Have fun defending against Muller.
2-0 is my prediction.
>me
>>69078717
>this flag
>this post
>>69078812
>Müller
>scoring anything
>>69078600
The colors on my laptopscreen are fucked up. Ireland and Italy flags look the same...
>>69078976
He has been unlucky and you know it
>>69078812
>Have fun scoring with Neuer.
Balotelli scored two in 2012 against him
>Have fun defending against Muller.
We had pretty much the same defence in 2012 and he didn't score iirc
MFW, Iceland and italy will win, and there is nothing you can do about it
>>69079024
It would be a glorious day
All the bad guys BTFO
>>69078996
Müller is a meme, just like Mözil
Gomez is too, but at least a meme that delivered
pretty sad 2bh, apart from a few guys the team is really solid
will root for Germany, that's for sure
>>69078996
He won't score at Euros in his lifetime but will probably score 20 more goals in world cups...
>>69079033
I have seen Mueller score goals, but I've never ever ever seen Oezil deliver when playing for Germany
>>69079028
>Italy
>Good guys
If there is a single NT that could be called evil it would be yours
>>69079131
can you explain me why, my ameriburger friend?
>>69078748
dove? qui non fanno un cazzo
>>69078812
sadly portubro is right. Germany will 100% win, it is written.
>>69078947
based Miro is speechless in front of Muller's idiocy
>>69079163
Mantova
>>69079131
Italians have always been the good guys
I think Germany will win but I'm hoping Italy manages to advance because they are bros.
>tfw no Italian gf to make love to if Italy advances
>tfw no Italian gf to console if Germany wins
>tfw you will never fuck away your Italian gf's football induced sadness
>>69079131
We were the bad guys in 2006
Since then we haven't won anything and that changed us, our heart has been purified
>>69079286
You do realize that both events would lead to a broken pelvis and several other minor bruises, right?
Not sure if I should watch it at home or risk going outside to the local pub. If we lose I'd rather sit at home depressed, shitposting on /sp/ like every day of the year instead of being exposed to other people who will rant mindless shit with their lack of football knowledge.
That being said I honestly think we will beat Italy this time.
>>69079045
this, fuck him, he should play for Turkey
>>69079889
>tfw I'll have to pass dozen of pizza places with celebrating italians after the loss
>>69079916
Just order 12 pizza hawaii and remind them where they are and that their joy will fade away soon enough.
>>69079942
Already butthurt? Amazing
>>69078600
It's safe to say that whoever will win this match, France is going to get cucked hard
>>69082023
Of course, the frogs are fucked playing against the german team
>>69078600
Gonna be watching this in Italy, wearing my 2014 Germany kit.
Gomez wird ein Tor kriegen, ihr habt es erst hier gesehen :^)
>>69079916
>implying Turks don't own your street corner pizza shops
>>69078717
> no bully edition
> goes full brainless bully mode
I am disappointed...
About the match:
I'm not sure, but I actually think that we can win, but I suppose our Italy trauma is pretty deep and I do not know whether our player can overcome the mental barrier
>>69079131
elaborate pls
I'm all ears
>>69079033
Saying Müller is a meme is a meme itself
>>69078600
>where are you going to see it?
On my smartphone, which means no shitposting on spee. Oh well.
usual pub, it was a good omen up to now
i never watched the team i rooted for lose there except for when i went to see the friendly in March against... Germany
fuck
>>69079286
The implication that your italian gf would give a billionth of a shit about a football game staggers me.
can't wait for all the memes when germoney gets btfo
>>69078600
>where are you going to see it?
At my in-laws' house, jesus fuck. Let's hope the old man will be held up at work at least.
>>69079286
>mfw i will destroy my qt italian gf ass no matter what team will win
living the dream
>>69083912
>At my in-laws' house
omg but why?
>>69082023
>France
they are going to lose against Iceland
>>69083819
Can't wait for ANDONIO GONTE's demise, so he can pack his salamini and fly to england to get BTFO by Mou and IBRA.
>ANDONIO GONTE
>tfw i have an italian qt
>she's from trieste
>she doesn't want to be seen as italian
>not even slovene
>or hungarian
>or austrian
>she's just triestini
what a tight asshole she has though god damn
>>69078600
really looking forward to it. feel like >we can do it this time. it will be close either way tho
>>69078717
literally false flag
>>69084516
Post it.
>>69084425
Because it's my mother in law's birthday, how the fuck do I avoid that? I even told her I'd go myself before wifely compulsion, because I didn't even consider the eventuality of the game happening on the same day.
Ah well, it's not that I mind, as long as her husband keeps away. It's not like her sons will allow her to keep the tv off.
>>69084621
im so sorry my brother, let's hope your mother in law kid will protect the tv
>>69084621
bad luck brah
i hope that you can see it, but don't enjoy it too much though
I won't be able to watch the match cuz there is my friend's birthday. This fucker is the 2nd time that organize his party during a Germany - Italy (the last time i missed the 2012 semifinal euro)
>>69084714
he is not a friend, he is a cunt
fuck his mom and leave him forever
>>69084621
yeah just watch it over there. i mean comeon that should be possible if you explain it
>>69084714
I 100% guarantee you will find other people there who will want to watch it. Great opportunity to find out who's cool.
>>69084714
what a bastard
call in sick
>>69084621
>>69084714
It's your fucking NT match in a quarterfinal against the world champions.
How are there people that don't watch it?
>>69084800
i am >>69084714
of 60.000.000 people in Italy i choose to be friend with people who ABSOLUTELY HATE FOOTBALL
>>69084870
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
ONE FUCKING JOB
>>69084800
>women caring about sports
I wanna watch it. My brothers in law will want to watch. My father in law will want to watch it (although he might start cheering for Germany just to spite me).
Short of mother in law using every bit of emotional leverage she accumulated through roughly 80 man-years of acquaintanceship, that game is gonna be watched. It's just not gonna be as enjoyable as watching it in a more relaxed and less confrontational setting in which the focus is the game, not a pleasant old woman giving you disappointed puppy eyes for ignoring her during her birthday party.
>>69084516
TRIESTE BEST CITY
REMOVE SLOVENIAN MINORITY
I still cheer for Italy
>>69084516
pics or it didn't happen
Germany and Italy at it again.
>>69086285
also
>audi
>porsche
>Mercedes
>>>>Opel
my sides
>>69086285
>FIAT sucks meme
No, fuck you. It's better than half the brands the other nations have.
Also
>forgetting Pagani
Shiggery diggery do.
>>69086425
i didn't make the pic amic0.
>>69086285
why is that only the Germans and Japanese know how to make cars. All non-German European cars are junk, including those overpriced Italian lemons.
>>69086425
I had punto was a good car
>>69086494
>dat flag
>speaks about cars
>>69086425
FIAT is jewish not Italian.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6tMNYnd.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>69086494
Cars on fire are not something you should post while defending german engineering.
it's thursday and there's been like 50 threads about this since monday, how are you guys dealing with the hysteria
>>69086494
We invented the car. The japs invented quality management, copied from us and got a headstart.
>>69086672
Spee is far more concerned with the game than either country.
>>69082938
You're Argentina-in-a-Final tier when you face Italy in a tournament. I'm sorry Dietrich, but Italy have already won.
