Ask a MLS player anything. No I won't tell you my name.
>>69069896
What team?
>>69069922
Toronto FC
>No I won't tell you my name.
Why? You're not planning on posting CP are you?
which referee do you hate most as a human being
>>69069896
What team in the league do you wish you could play for?
do you ever sleep with MLS groupies?
how big are their dicks?
>>69069896
Fuck off
>>69069950
Sup Michael what's it like being a national embarrassment but still having the media and self proclaimed """hardcore""" fans claim you are wirld class?
>>69069896
What's your name?
Why do you play for a mediocre league? Do you ever feel the pressure knowing no overseas team scouts you because you are shit? Tell Bradley that he should had stayed in Roma or play good enough to be wanted there.
How does athletic irrelevance feel? Do you ever wish you just became a kicker/punter?
Be honest: you only play that "sport" because you weren't good enough to make your school's varsity football, basketball, and baseball teams, right?
Have you ever been called up to your national team?
If yes, what are the differences in challenges between club and country play?
>>69069896
Do you want to leave MLS?
What does it feel to play the best sport in the world but in the worst country in the world?
Go to bed, Wondo, /sp/ is the one place where you won't get your useless ass kissed.
>>69070494
What's having dyslexia like?
>>69070085
I don't hate any of them.
>>69070096
I wish to leave the league but f I had to choose I would play for Columbus Crew.
>>69070288
I used to play in Serie B and for a national team in Europe.
>>69070419
I never was into football.
>>69070453
I didn't grow up in America so I never played any of those sports.
Do you ever wish you could leave MLS only to fail in Europe, then come back and be proclaimed a superstar by *CLAP* fans and get called into the National team even though you've been exposed as unable to score and you have to play alongside Germans (who don't even speak English but just want an apartment in New York), aka the American Dream?
>>69070545
>Crew
Fake, no one except fat Ohions want to move to Ohio.
>>69070463
Yes I have. Playing for country is tougher because you have more people relying on you to play well.
>>69070475
>>69070580
I'm at an age that I don't mind where I play. I was born in Europe and I've played in a few European leagues. I'm fine with MLS it's still very competitive.
>>69070623
What do you think of Toronto? Where is your favorite place to eat?
>>69070623
What country
>>69070545
Why would someone pretend to be Sebastian Giovinco?
>>69070652
It's a nice place to live. I usually prepare my own meals because I have to stay fit.
>>69070665
If I told you it would immediately give away who I am because I'm the only one that played for them.
>>69070748
No I am not Giovinco but he is a cool guy.
What team do you dislike the most in the league?
>>69070116
Underrated
>>69070776
Giovinco is the only European national to play in Serie B, the others played for French teams
>5'4"
kek, op is a manlet
>>69070832
I don't dislike any teams in the league. I've only been here for one season.
Are you one of those literally who players?
>>69070859
Nope, not the only one. I've also played in French B league.
>>69069950
Can you fuck off from the ninja turtles, Bradlel?
>>69070888
People for the country I played for know me pretty well but other then Toronto supporters I'm probably not that well known. I don't get recognized often.
>>69070904
>French B league.
How does one play in a league but not know what it is called? Fuck off
>>69070977
Ligue 2. I am putting it in simple terms for you.
How much do you make a year?
>>69071011
>I was retarded on purpose
>>69070611
A lot of people in Cbus are migrants from out of state, it's a nice city unlike the rest of Ohio.
>>69071028
372,000 usd
>>69071049
I spent 24 hours in Columbus once and had my rent-a-car stolen.
>>69071062
What's it like being too shit to play for France so you meme your way into a 3rd world country's team?
stop shitposting damien
What is the worst field to play on in the league? Who are the worst fans
>>69071109
It's not a 3rd world country and I was proud to represent them.
There's not a singe player in the team who played in Serie B and Ligue 2.
>>69071115
Perquis never played in Serie B, OP is just a bored faggot pretending to be an MLS player of all things
At least say you're a trainer on Englel or something
>>69071062
Lying sack of shit, Giovinco never played in Ligue 2 and Perquis never played in Serie B
>>69071150
Home depot center had the worst pitch. Fans are all the same.
>>69071189
Youth career.
>>69071219
He was at Troyes his youth career too
If you said you palyed in Spain you would have a chance
>>69071256
Not everything is listed on my wikepefia page. (;
What job do you work in the off-season to pay your rent?
Toronto have a game in an hour
Nevermind I can believe that the MLS is so shit that instead of practicing the players just go on 4chan
>>69071372
I have a good salary.
>>69071338
Even """""your""""" own website says you started your career at the Troyer youth system.
What is it like to be the most OP of all OPs, faggot?
What kind of financial planning do you do? Are you secure after sports?
>>69071402
Esports players make more than you do
>>69071487
http://damienperquis.com/career
>Perquis came up through the Troyes AC youth system.
Absolutely destroyed by based Damien
>>69069896
Have you considered trying to break into the national team and qualify for the World Cup?
>>69071219
Are you Will Johnson? How's it feel to be 8-1'ed by Honduras? Was that sad for you?
>>69071530
I retired from international career.
>>69071560
Oh well.
>>69071558
probably not
>>69071517
There's people in the team earning 100 times less than Bradley or Giovinco? WTF
>>69071616
Yeah, MLS has a salary cap so player salaries are generally pretty low. Players like Giovinco and Bradley are called "designated players" and they're exempt from salary cap rules.
It's kinda weird.
>>69069896
who is your waifu?
