Alright britbongs.
I'll take the England job.
How much are you willing to pay a NEET football expert like me?
How many hours do you have on FM?
>>69064512
At least 3. Definitely less than 5.
im sorry german anon, but italians do it better
i offer myself as the new england coach
you can pay me in blowjob if you want
You can pay me in fifa packs, one hundred gold for every match won
>>69065529
go away Capello, i was here first, nobody want to hire you again you dirty moneygrabber
>>69064486
/sp/ as a whole is sick of German managers please fuck off lad
>>69065072
Sort that wop out with a blowie please Rooney.
>>69064486
How do you plan on making England great again herr anon?
>>69065607
What about Swedish? We have good ideas about how to make your team more diverse
hungarians are expert at blaming anything but themselfs, for a mere thousands pounds ill take the job
>they took our jerbs
>>69068286
All I need is 20 good men.
Fuck off Bochum
>>69069237
Unfortunately, you only have Englishmen.
>>69069237
Good luck with that.
>>69069237
Here you go
My mate, when he was 18, applied for the job at Newcastle United. This was like 2008.
He actually got a reply. An official letter reply.
It was pretty funny. Shame you can guess the response.
>>69069237
>>69069309
>>69069468
Even if England had 20 Messi/Ronaldo level players, it'd never work anyway. I think it's just Kek fucking with us desu.
>>69065072
with those teeth? you value yourself very little
>>69064486
This is unnecessary. Hire an American. We are undefeated in Football
>>69064486
Shouldn't you be in America right now, Jurgen?
>>69070182
>He actually got a reply. An official letter reply.
Friend of my cousins did the same but for the England job, apparently they're obligated to theoretically give any random punter a chance. He ended up hanging himself for what I'm guessing were unrelated reasons.
>>69072041
Ouch. Sorry. My mate didn't do that. It said shit like:
>Thank you for applying. Unfortunately, you do not have enough experience for the job. Thank you for applying.
Or something like that. I actually, technically, have a coaching badge, but I never got my certificate to prove it. Long time ago as well, did it when I was 16 or so. I can teach under 6's, but not for money.
I have a mate who does have some badges, but I think he's quit the idea.
I tried playing FM but I wasn't autistic enough. I do have hundreds of hours in NCAA Football 14 though
They should hire me. I've watched every world cup and euro finals since 1994, so you could say I have 22 years of experience at the highest level.
>>69069309
IRL lol
I will offer my services as assistant manager,
>will throw as many shoes at players as needed.
>Available to speak in an English accent, or cockney, or any other accent
>Only need payment in the form of bitcoin and sanpellegrino
>Can cook decent food
>Can redesign the kits with a 100℅ more teal and grey
>Know how to get out dirt stains and blood, also semen if Rooney has another affair
>Expert at filling balls
>Good at tying shoes
>Not a minority
>Supported Brexit
>>69065529
Just about the only way you could ever get a Messi or Ronaldo.
