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>>69055820
lol
>>69055820
10/10 tactical
>>69055869
what the fuck happened here?
>>69055913
money moving hands
>>69055913
wasting time.
>>69055869
>Red card to the player
>Yellow card to the gk
wut
>>69055913
>extra time
>GK's team trailing by 1
>player is called offside
>kicks ball to waste time
>player had a yellow earlier in the match so he gets the red
>GK gets yellow
>>69055869
>be in offside
>get slapped
>>69058357
>amerifat malfunction
lel
>>69058389
lovely
>>69058357
that little boy with germany jersey and argentina flag
>>69055820
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69055820
litteraly kick and rush
>>69059234
one thing that always baffles me about this vid is the dude's willingness to just jump around and throw himself down onto that road. shit's concrete brah, won't that hurt?
>>69058357
"OH! MY! GAD!"
>>69059450
This, would love to have some beers with him, though.
>>69059234
this will never stop being funny.
>>69056438
probably 2nd yellow for time wasting (look at the clock), should've been straight red for the keep though.
>>69059576
TOP FUCKING KEK
Requesting webm of messi nutmegging Spanish tax authorities
>>69058633
wtf lol i just saw that
>>69055820
>budesliga
>>69059576
its till a goal passed the line
>>69055901
>english soccer
laughing stock of the entire world. even the MLS is better.
>>69062180
who died lol
jk i know their dignity
>>69062180
This webm makes me smile
who /ABE/ here
>>69059104
Blatantly offsides.
>>69059450
Here in the 3rd world we are used to play in concrete
>>69062313
It is offside, not offsides.
>>69062180
Why are they crying?
I wouldn't cry if I get my nice paycheck of a few hundred thousand dollars / euros at the end of the month.
>>69062433
I've always wondered, how to players get paid for playing in the national team?
>>69062462
bonus because tv rights and sponsors
when you think about it it's fair
for Iceland and Northern Ireland it matters
>>69062433
They are crying because their own reputations have taken a serious hit, not because they failed their country.
>>69062117
2nd Bundesliga
>>69055869
lol he wasn't even offside
>>69062462
Here's what the Icelandic federation gets, in ISK.
>>69062870
Bjorn pls translate vikingspeak
>>69062894
the numbers are millions in ISK. The rest seems pretty self-explanatory. Top half is what we got, bottom half is what we will get if we proceed to that stage.
>>69055869
Looks on side from this angle.
>>69062870
You sponsored by KSI nigger from youtube?
>>69062870
>3576 milljónir
3576 of Thor's hammer?
>>69059234
>that ending
so unexpected i laughed hard
>>69062870
That's a lot of mjolnirs.
>>69062870
>Iceland has a literal Pepsi league
Figuratively shat from laughing the first time I read that.
>>69062271
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>69058464
Highlight of the tournament
>>69057683
I've always wondered. With all the different levels in the English pyramid, how difficult is it to get into a team?
Based Lewandowski
>>69063127
/r/ing the fedora version
Got some moar
>>69063127
>CRAWLING IN THE FIELD
>THIS BALL WILL NOT GO IN.
>>69058389
>garcia
>>69063102
it's still hard
you have to be really good at football to play even semi-professionally
>>69055869
>Islam is too blame, not their shitty genetics
>>69058633
His great grandfather dindu nuffin.
>>69062271
That's physically impossible
>>69059234
kek, why?
>>69063315
What the fuck happened there, why was he in the field in the first place?
>>69063367
It was a charity match , I guess? He entered the pitch for banter.
>>69063219
what match
>>69062180
literally pretending to be upset to make it look like they actually care
>>69063387
>ywn kiss qt modric on the cheek after he scores a blooter
>>69063388
Switzerland v France in 2014
>>69062180
>Jack Wheelchair
They were doomed form the moment Woy decided to take him to the Euros
Superior football
>>69063494
You mean snatch-the-purse-and-run ball?
>>69063455
My favorite midfielder atm. How cool it is celebrating with a fan.
>>69063494
Git the fuck out with that stupid shit
>>69063127
i've done that in a game once
>>69063266
underated
>>69063565
children BTFO. stay in the kindergarten next time, kid.
>>69063260
Beautiful game
>>69063437
I read somewhere that he follows some kind of anciient textbook ideas on football, according to which substitutions must be made at half time and at the 60th minute.
>>69063274
There's too much shit happening at once in this one.
>>69063793
the guy on the left making slit eyes is an old /brit/ meme
>>69063233
>not naming it cholocaust
>>69063839
that guy looks alot like Koke
>>69063891
now post the other baggio webm ;)
>>69063891
wonderful
>>69063891
Brescia was stacked, what the hell.
>>69063945
Got it senpai
Anyone have a webm of Buffon punching the ball from monday? (he nearly hit a Spanish player)
>>69063891
Got a webm of his penalty against Brazil?
>>69063969
Amateur italian leagues are the finest example of muderball.
>>69063969
I like how the referee barely even moved from that full forced kick of his
>>69063969
>the player was closer to falling over than the ref
>>69063321
yeah ur an idiot
>>69062313
there was another defender off camera putting him onside
>>69063945
only got that one sorry
have this one instead
>>69062982
Of course he was executed by order of Capitán Generalissimo Juan Franco Martinéz under legislation considering treasonous activities.
>>69063969
>teammate just picks him up
How to fully fucking embarass yourself in 60 seconds
>>69062982
>Alexis Ibrahimovic
Is he some sort of mexican zlatan or what
>>69063228
>the parents ducking instead of covering their small child
absolutely disgusting
>>69062180
looooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>69064215
deutsh qualitat
>>69064189
I've had a mate pick me up like that during a fight, it's the most frustrating thing imaginable but it's less embarrassing than carrying on when you're being a twat.
>>69062180
i dont understand why yuro fans want to see this from the players after a loss.
if my american football team started blubbering and rolling around on the ground id be ashamed
its like yuros hold malice for the players and accept groveling
>>69064277
I'm pretty sure no one in the world is delighted by seeing fully-grown men crying like little bitches.
Expecially if this meant they just lost against plumbers and dentists.
>>69063202
this is france's #9...
>>69064026
can cofnirm
>featuring the italian long-lost Harry Kane cousin taking the same dogshit FKs
>>69062180
>joe hart goes home
>im sorry b-babe, i let you down didnt i
>no of course not joey babe, your hair looked GREAT!!
>h-hey YEAHH! youre right, it did look great didn't it!! whats for tea honey?
>>69062433
When you're at that that high of a point in your career - money doesn't matter anymore, it's all about the game.
>>69064237
>Forlan
Every damn time.
>>69064318
I feel like Hart actually cares, that's why he's so shit. The pressure gets to him a lot.
>>69064307
typical Giroud
typical Arsenal
>>69064286
Ough
>>69064308
The fucking state of that pitch holy shit did they just harvest potatoes out of it?
Does anyone have this gif or webm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ilIXT6RZFQ
Could anyone make it?
>>69063356
Had Agüero started in those matches, Argentina would have won those 3 cups.
ERA PENAL
>>69064335
He does but he tries too hard, did you see him shouting in the tunnel? He tries to hard to get invested.
>>69058357
is that Gerard Depardieu in the striped shirt?
>>69064237
>forlans reaction
>>69064405
Ian Wright was right - he's too tense and needs to calm down.
Or, he's just overrated shit like everybody else.
>>69062870
translate these runes mjork
>>69064331
Second.
>>69064306
players are crying and moping after losses all the time. i dont see it in other sports
>>69064474
Nah I think he really is too tense. He makes silly mistakes, overlooks basics, which is basically what happens to people under pressure.
>>69064237
that smug grin from Forlan made me fall off my chair
>>69064335
He tried so hard and got so far. But in the end, it didn't even matter...
>>69064568
In other words, he's shit
>>69063113
he is in the polish team right ? welp penaldo might have trouble
>>69064505
>Google "crying after a loss in sports"
>Mericlap football
>real football
>basketball
>tennis
>ice hockey
I dunno if footballers do it more than others though.
>>69064602
Seems to be. Keeping composure is probably one of the most important aspects of playing at the top of your game at an international level. England have been shit for years but somehow we still put a lot of pressure on the players, we need to start just being happy they're there but people seem to get mad at the fact they get paid so much.
>>69064215
muller has such a talent for physical comedy. I hope he becomes an actor when he stops playing
>>69064685
The amount of pressure we put on our footballers is absolutely minimal compared to other countries. Argentina for example.
>>69063437
Even his 'thinking stance' simulation is half-hearted, Christ.
>>69064629
He's out of form.
>>69063519
no its the i-put-gear-cause-im-scared-to-be-hurt-rugby
Anyone got that webmd of that Fifa Glitch where the goalkeeper spazes out in the penalty, his arm growing while he waggles offscrean and then the guy misses the empty goal?
>>69064237
>uruguay
>>69059228
is this modified btw or did this really happen?
>>69063151
classic
>>69064215
just look at their faces when he falls down
they look so scared while i would laugh my ass off
>>69063340
underrated
>>69064366
Be thankful there's actual grass in there.
When I played amateur league, the pitch was made of dirt, pebbles and chalk.
>>69063351
> friendly
>>69065209
What the hell, man? We had better pitches at my secondary school and we used to play on those with studs every day.
>>69064332
>sp's first kiss
>>69063351
He was pretty lucky not to end up with holes in his face desu, a few inches to the side and it wouldn't have scraped off his face.
>>69064237
GarraCharrua.webm
>>69065321
what the actual fuck happened at this match ?
>>69065117
if they laugh then the trick works and they get a goal on
>>69065321
>somebody actually got a vespa into the stadium
Based desu.
>>69065295
I'm 30, so a lot of time passed.
By now, all the turfs that used to be dirt are artificial grass in the worst case.
>>69065321
you are not allowed to take a lighter into the stadium, but a vespa is ok?
or did he hide it in his pocket?
>>69064398
It's so satisfying to see that it was Rafa Márquez, probably Mexico's biggest legend and best player of all time, who made that clear foul (I mean, he fucking puts his foot on the tip of Robben's toes), and therefore, eliminated Mexico in a WC in which they actually had a chance to do something.
>>69063252
All of my lols.
>>69055869
topkek arab league looks on point
>>69063266
my sides omg wtf
>>69055913
Terrorism
>>69055869
The keeper did nothing wrong.
>>69063266
>score goal
>get red carded
Keks
>>69065386
a group of Inter ultras managed to smuggle a scooter into the stadium while a match was played, kicked the shit out of it (which makes the whole thing even funnier), set fire to it and, to top it off, hurl it from the stands
I have never understood why they did that, probably they wanted to show da rozzers they were the bosses or something
>>69065472
they disassembled the scooter outside the stadium, hid every part while entering the stadium and then put all parts back together before the match started
>>69065100
It happened it's from fifa channel in youtube I think
>>69063274
>Faces of football
>>69063356
I think its harsh to discredit him for the second one on there but every other one, an average striker should be bagging
Cant believe he still plays for them so regularly, after the World Cup he shouldve been cut off
>>69065651
jésus thats actually impressive
>>69065735
he beat the record for most goals in a Serie A season that stood since 1950
you can understand that they thought he could do something good this time
>>69062313
>>69064081
It wasn't offside but Ronaldo started by pushing away his defender, thus getting better position.
>inb4 quality
>>69063113
crap, not event he trollbar could
>>69065735
>>69065793
Higuain doesn't want to play for the NT so he's sending a body double while he's sipping mojitos on a tropical beach with a bunch of models
>>69063437
he pulls this chin stroking shit all the time, its obvious your thinking is shit in the first place so dont make it look like youre masterminding some elite plan when plan a has already gone up in smoke.
Genuinely I gave him a chance after WC14 with the youth players and finally shifting out dead wood but what he's built from it is nothing, his promise on day 1 was building for the future.
Career over surely
>>69065934
It's obvious that it's just some sort of nervous reaction.
>>69055820
are the defenses of the top teams really good enough to defend this most of the time?
also why don't teams run super coreographed plays like in basketball?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8n7sp7iI7M
start at :19, everyone on offensive knows exactly what they are going to do and exactly what their teammates are going to do
ignore crowder missing the layup
>>69063891
>yfw we will never have mavericks like him, Hagi, Le Tissier, Izzett in an average of two teams a league ever again
>>69063928
>tapping circle on Fifa
>>69058389
> 0 - 31
What?
>>69066030
Short answer: Yes.
It would probably only work against England, it's kind of like Iceland doing long throws, which stopped being popular like 30 years ago.
>>69065793
He probably didn't like the idea of playing second fiddle to Messi.
>>69066085
i think it glitched so much the ball into the goal , that when the game actually registered the goal , it also registered all at once all the time the ball was in the goal during the glitch
>>69066101
> Hulk fucking everything up
>>69055901
How in the fuck does this shit league have so much money?
>>69066106
Rory Delap retired in 2013
>>69062123
It didn't cross the line, leaf.
>>69065793
Time and time again he fucks up from pressure and quality, carry on playing him and he'll end up with the Captains armband like Rooney.
It goes without saying, dont fix it if it aint broke; if its clearly broken what do you do?
>>69066153
I wouldn't be surprised if it made a comeback now that people have stopped learning to defend against it, but it is pretty easy to drill against.
>>69062180
>pretending to be upset
>>69063252
lmao he even did a small jump it was all planned, Does it even count tho?
>>69066015
hes a ponce trying to look intelligent
>>69062870
What is this in real money?
>>69066245
he jumped just in case, it never works, except now, he got clocked
>>69066278
125 paddy pounds and 25 sterly squiddlydees
>>69066238
It still happens in the Premier League towards the end of matches but it rarely works anymore because teams were trained in how to deal with it better
>>69058389
>Football by Bethesda Software
>>69066297
Ireland uses euros, you stupid clog fucker.
>>69058357
>I swear if these two fat bitches don't shut up
>>69066030
there are a lot of choreographed plays in football, but most of them just involve 2 or 3 player (you see this often at free kicks)
you have to keep in mind that its a lot easier to throw a ball precise a few meters than to kick it a longer range, so you cant just always run to the same spot
so you have to react rather than reenact
>>69063127
still wish Giroud would have just put his laces through the ball
>>69063437
>that double take
>>69063494
just make another thread
>>69063565
Instant fatality
>>69063202
0:07
smug sanchez again
>>69065564
daily reminder that the phrase 'on point' doesn't actually mean anything
>>69066123
Just another day for Brazil.
>>69062987
>>69063005
3576 millions
it's called Mjölner btw
>>69066846
All words and phrases are made up, anon.
>>69063357
Fucking kek
Every time
>>69065703
yeah right. anyone can link me to the video?
>>69063356
don't like the penalty being in there
>>69064215
Thomas Müller is my waifu!
>>69067603
higuain.webm
>>69063278
Exactly. People are too stupid to understand tho.
>>69055820
that's some NFL tactics right there, absolute madmen
>>69067999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpJX8y2iUJg
>>69057759
>>69055869
He wasnt offside though
>>69066030
Basketball is RIGGED
>>69055820
le t aktic
>Mai dire Gol will never be aired again
feels bad man
>>69068023
Was that the game where Rooney scored off that counter attack?
Hate Rooney but I loved that goal
>>69063340
i thought that was hollywood bullshit
>>69068046
why dont refs make these drama moves anymore?
the little choreography when they gave someone a card was classy
>>69067303
Based, but should be Fabiański instead of Lewy.
>>69063240
kek
>>69063274
>>69063274
why are english people so ugly
>>69063274
Another livpudlian amico
>>69068832
besides based eagle, all I see is some low-energy football fans
>>69063437
Oi m8 the wibbli-big-telly is showing me, better put on my best smug pepe impression.
>>69064215
MUMS SPAGHETTI KNEES WEAK
>>69065321
based Inter tifosi
>>69069022
>woman's world cup
>>69063193
jesus, beautiful
>>69069099
if you notice he gets the pass, I say it was on purpose to try to screw up with the other guys concentration but it failed
>>69058389
BASED SNES
>>69059576
this happens in hockey occasionally but it's fucking awesome to see it in football with how big the nets are. You can almost see god's hand guide that shit out and flip off the kicker.
>>69063321
>what is spin
>what is friction
>how could that possibly affect an air-filled sphere
>>69058389
Original source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz4ib8d59sg
>>69064218
I believe those are twits by fans and Alexis is just some Ibra fan
>>69063274
>chink eyes guy
>TWAT guy
>hysterically screaming to a ref that can't hear him guy
>guy that slides up out of nowhere
>spastic guy having an aneurysm
>guy looking at spastic guy having an aneurysm and then ignoring him
>guy's on the right cheeky laugh after he squeezes the guy in front of him's ass
Any other ones I'm unaware of? (apart from the fact that they're all very very ugly ofcourse)
>>69064331
That is fucking golden
>>69068102
probably not but that what was called
>>69062870
all i understand is that they are getting 1.582 million sandals
>>69055869
>no red for violent conduct
Golazos thread
>>69059234
my sides, this is gold
>>69058389
thank you for this anon, i almost died laughing
>pardilla
>0-31
fucking kek
>>69059228
fuck
>>69064215
>>69063193
Wasn't Quaresma supposed to be the next big thing at one point? What happened?
>>69063266
>the tap on the butt before he goes through
>the red card
beautiful
Apart from your typical Uruguayan murderball moments, Pablo Garcia delivers some quite bizarre.
>>69062924
Good man icebro
All the way to the final?
>>69076227
Inter
>>69063202
Alexis can't even being to believe that shit.
>>69068205
lmao just cancel that game already
>>69063389
kek
>Italian football/people
MESTIZAJE MALIGNO
>>69058357
this is exactly why anyone who supports US soccer is cancer
>>69063389
This is fucking gold!!
>>69068832
>Women's world cup
lmao. any excuse
>>69063417
what did he mean by this?
>>69063265
FUCKING SEIJAS WHY DID YOU DO THAT!? COÑO E TU MADRE
>>69071337
>webm includes the whole play instead of just final pass and goal
Based
>>69076077
what did she mean by this?
>>69059234
what did he mean by this?
>>69062117
>>69062841
*3rd bundesliga
>>69062433
you have just described every player of the romanian national team
>>69058389
>international superstar soccer
>>69076077
He almost had her too, she started smiling
>>69076946
*3. Liga
>>69062433
you won't get this far as a player if all you care about is money m8
Passion is always the number one ingredient of success
>>69076077
Looks like a badly acted high school play
>>69063274
This webm is the gift that keeps on giving.
I had to close it because I couldn't stop laughting. I thought I was gonna die or at least gonna throw up.
Shit.
>>69063274
>Not race-mixing
>2016
Damn, we're gonna be even uglier if we kick all the hot brown girls out of the UK.
>>69059234
I have watched this several hundred times and still have no idea what the white kid was hoping to accomplish.
>>69063228
>bringing a toddler to the stands behind the goal at a football match
>>69066101
deinterlace this
>>69076409
I remember him in Milan and Venezia.
good player but slow as fuck
>>69062433
because they lost against fucking Iceland
imagine the shame
>>69063357
That's impressive.
>>69078413
why doesnt he just retire? hes got nothing left to prove
>>69063922
He is Christian Vieri.
>>69078500
Money, I doubt he enjoys playing anymore
>>69078464
That's a whole new level of diving
>>69078464
10/10
kek
>>69076077
there is actually a bit where she eats shit and kisses him, guess she was hungry
>>69055869
What the actual fuck is this? Are we missing something or is the referee fucked up?
>>69055869
Did the goal count?
>>69071337
Was this the most entertaining team of any 21st century world cup?
>>69065209
>>69065444
iktf breh
t. also 30
>>69063969
>Comes off second best after his own full force kick on the referee
>Picked up and carried off by his own teammate
wew lad
>>69079784
>>69065444
>Over 18
>Still on 4chan
Come on now
has anyone got the webm of messis rolly-polly? it never fails to make me laugh
>>69062180
>joe hart
>wilshere
>henderson
>rooney
>walker
>smalling
how could anyone peg england as favorites with those shitty players?
>>69063265
nothing more overrated than panenka penalties
love to watch em fail
>>69081073
Looks like tons of fun.
>>69063988
that beard is disgusting
>>69058633
Ofcourse he's probably 1/32 German and 1/64 Argentine
>>69058357
I can hear the screeching, penetrating sound of the OH MAI GAAAWD and I don't like it one bit.
>>69078464
I'm surprised he didn't lose all the rings.
>>69075505
poorly made webm
>>69076946
The kid just sits down and ponders about life
I would have done the same
>>69064286
My arm was broken in a similar fashion. Ball hit me square on the knuckle at the perfect angle.
>>69075505
>the hat doesnt fall off
Shit quality, like all the stuff chinese made
>>69078413
>Last minute
>still some defenses in play
>he runs 1/4 of the court
why he does this? He was so good. Now hes just a joke.
>>69081073
i undestand that happening in poor leagues of meme worlds but why did they allow this in such a big game like this one? fuck
>>69078413
>Casillas thinks he's Neuer
>>69059576
wouldn't have counted anyway because no other player touched the ball after the penalty, or am i missing something?
>>69064215
That was intentional right?
>>69062462
each of our useless bellends got 80k euros so your wastemen most have gotten 150k I'm thinking
>>69055901
>lelkek
>>69081808
HAHAHA what a bastard
>>69081808
lmao
>>69081808
really rude of him to mess around with john terry like that
>>69059234
Too much sugar is a real problem in murica
>>69082589
been a problem since the 40s-50s mostly that's when we started to screw around with food pyramids and started forcing the "all fats are bad for you eat all carbs all the time" meme that made heavily processed stuff so popular
>>69062462
English players dont get played for the national team, their international wages have all gone to charity for the last decade or more
>>69063127
This is unironically good defending tho
>>69081864
I cringed. Took me 4 watches, but I cringed.
Thank god I'm a manlet and are less likely of getting knee injuries.
>>69063127
does he give the paw too?
>>69082975
That doesn't really work in English, but I kek'd.
>>69076227
>Wasn't Quaresma supposed to be the next big thing at one point?
>>69076454
Barcelona
Inter
Chelsea
And probably after this euro they give him another chance at another big club.
>>69063315
another one for my great folder of mou
>>69064398
How come fucking defender never cover the cut inside from Robben.
Do your homework idiots.
>>69066101
The not so Incredible Hulk.
>>69082534
Ronaldo O Fenomeno playing in Real Madrid
aka El Gordito
>>69063193
same game same foot
>>69083712
ahahaha, what league is this?
>>69083712
Based as fuck
>>69083390
AND NOW WE GOT NIGGERS THAT CARE ABOUT HAIRCUTS
>>69083782
Brazilian Série D (4th Division)
>>69063193
too bad this gispy king cant do it on serious games
>>69083963
uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
>>69083726
Gypsy magic didn't work when he was in Inter tho.
>>69084137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC8PC5m_27Y
Mourinho once told Quaresma: "You know you can kick with the left foot?" Quaresma did not like.
>>69083726
And ronaldo still wanted to tap that shit in
>>69083963
uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
>>69083712
best of the thread
>>69079998
where should they be, cemetery?
>>69082707
no wonder they keep losing
>>69065480
Touching a player inside the box isn't an automatic foul, that was definitely not a penalty.
>>69063356
>the guy running into the pole on the last one
KEK
>>69078413
>super bock i.casillas
hehehe
>>69081843
MAKE BRAZIL GREAT AGAIN
>>69084790
lol im fraternity brothers with the ref's son
>>69063240
Lost way too hard with this.
>>69058357
lel
NEVER FORGET
>>69063233
too soon
>>69058389
What's so funny about this?
>>69063562
I once scored a goal like this.
>>69063922
>That guy
could someone upload the webm from womyns wc where they miss the ball just after the kickoff
>>69082534
kek
where is this from?
>>69063356
Composure: 2
