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Your ace is most likely injured
LA:Urias gets first MLB victory against Brewers
WAS:Giolito pitches well in rain-shortened debut
WAS:Bryce Harper homers as Nats take down Mets
CHC:Jon Lester allows one run over 7 2/3 frames
STL:Carpenter hits 14th homer, Cards top Royals
KC:Lorenzo Cain diagnosed with hamstring strain
ARZ:Zack Greinke leaves start with oblique issue
MIN:Dozier keeps mashing, homers twice in victory
LA:Joc Pederson leaves game with shoulder injury
DET:Castellanos homers in Tigers' seven-run frame
MIA:Giancarlo Stanton homers in losing cause
BOS:Shaw homers, drives in five in win over Rays
memeiners
Royals
Give it up Tiki, I'm in control now.
Canada is cancer 2bh.
>>69053736
>>69053736
>>69053736
Most wins in baseball
I wager 69 meme points
>>69053765
>>69053742
>his team has an ace
HAHAHAHAHAHahahahaha haha...ha...ha............ha
51 wins.
Not only that, resounding and convincing wins to boot.
>>69053787
It's okay man, you don't really need an ace, just a really great rotation.
>Will the Astros make it past the wild card round, anon?
>>69053800
oh alright then that sounds easy
>>69053765
Anoymous has a commanding lead over Anonymous, but Anonymous isn't far behind, and it can be anyone's game.
And now, for the clue.
>>69053831
Good luck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3iVVCttwPw
>>69053742
>that went
KEK
>>69053831
WHO ARE THE WINDIANS
>>69053831
this one doesn't even make sense and is worded like a retard
get your act together
>>69053764
so fucking mad
>>69053841
*webm
Fuck you Microsoft surface
b-back above .500
>>69053831
Fuck off
>>69053881
Cute. Got 52 wins yet?
>>69053742
Fuck you OP I chuckled
>>69053879
ios can't really handle them either...
>>69053853
>>69053883
(You)
>>69053845
>>69053859
It looks like Anonymous and Anonymous, you indeed selected the right answer, good job.
>>69053853
Oh, sorry, I'm afraid that was the wrong answer, and it looks like you risked everything, including your trip >>69053883
This means the >rags tripfag finishes in last place, but Anonymous, you are the winners of this round! Congratulations, and we'll see you next time, on Jeopardy!
>>69053879
surface pro spellcheck strikes again
>>69053889
no ;-; you guys are taking the alw. i can only hope for a wc2
>>69053831
>>69053845
>>69053859
>>69053899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM8QL4YpfPo
>>69053912
This meme was elite for a while
>>69053881
Don't worry anon, M's will take the division, if only because rands don't deserve it. I'm sending some meme magic your way.
>>69053912
>>69053931
You a real hotstove nigga if you remember dat meme
>>69053950
What meme ?
>>69053960
Sorry it's too cold for me to think now
In 18.2 MLB innings this season, J.J. WHO?ver has given up 29 hits, including 9 (NINE) home runs, 12 walks, and 28 earned runs.
He has a 13.50 ERA, 9.90 FIP, and a 6.23 xFIP.
Joe DannemanVerified account @FOX19Joe 45m45 minutes ago
That's the 6th grand slam given up by JJ Hoover in his career. That's a new #Reds record.
Chris BaileyVerified account @Kentuckyweather 27m27 minutes ago
Remember 3 years ago when some people would say "stick to weather" because I said JJ Hoover was a terrible pitcher? #crickets
Terry Marshall @CoachMarshall31 33m33 minutes ago
JJ Hoover just named starting pitcher of the home run derby! #reds
TitanicStruggle @TitanicStruggle 36m36 minutes ago
"What is also amazing is the number of home runs that JJ Hoover gives up. I've never seen anything like it"Marty at the end of a brutal loss
Dan Hoard @Dan_Hoard 43m43 minutes ago
Juan Francisco, Paul Goldschmidt, Allen Craig, Ike Davis, Starling Marte, Javier Baez...current members of "Grand Slam off JJ Hoover" club
Baseball @baseballminutia 46m46 minutes ago
Pete Rose batted 14,053 times, and hit one grand slam. JJ Hoover has faced 1030 batters and given up 6 grand slams #Reds
Reds Baseball @RedsTalk2016 51m51 minutes ago
HAHAHAHA. Literally no words. JJ Hoover is an absolute joke. I've never seen a more sorry excuse of a major league pitcher.
>SF "bullpen"
Ajajajahajakakakakkajajahajakakakakajajahajajakakakakakajajakajajaja
>>69053944
How exactly do the Rangers not deserve to win the division?
>>69053976
ayyyyy
>beginning of summer
Buck truck rolls on
Ubaldo with a semi-good outing, definitely good by his standards
Based Hyun Soo is a machine
TJ McFarland should be shot in the head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfGBk3akzdY
Is the bleeding finally over?
holy FUCK
>Jints
You may only reply to this post if your team is the best in baseball AND has the most meme manager the world has ever seen
Jints look like hot trash against the Ayyy's.
I see them losing 40 games post all-star break.
>>69054067
>if-Chicago-Cubs-make-playoffs
Wow, such a lofty goal considering it's like 100% guaranteed according to Fangraphs.
>>69054058
Absolutely garbage this series. Expect them to be swept by the A's.
>>69053742
kek
>>69054048
Great game to watch. Twas a decent Houdini outing, and god damn, Kim is a spark. Schoop and Hardy looking sharp too.
>>69054103
I expect no less from prolific April-August chokers
Two years ago this team was the best in the league.
What the fuck went wrong?
/boomstick/
only reply if your team has 11 straight wins
>>69054183
Everything
>Pooholes is signed for another 5 (five) years
>>69054183
bad management, no depth
Jose Altuve has reached on base safely in 31 straight games.
>>69054222
You're welcome for win #11.
>>69054209
/boomstick/
>>69054274
that's a big home run
>>69054274
typically i would shitpost about detroit but anything to fuck with pic related makes me happy
>>69054337
Marlins Man doesn't really care about the Marlins, like most Marlins "fans."
>>69054337
Huge fag desu
>>69054337
The sideburns draw even more attention to his saggy ears lol
LA guys better hope Kershaw doesn't have a spinal disc issue. Literally no cure. It never gets better, the only thing to do it to not become a fatass and put more pressure on the disc. Once it herniates enough to start pressuring and inflaming a nerve there's no way to stay sane other than narcotic pain meds.
>>69054454
>LA guys better hope Kershaw doesn't have a spinal disc issue.
Kershaw is 28 and has had three injuries from age 15-28.
Can lightning strike twice with not-Tillman starters?
Or is this nigga getting shelled tomorrow?
>>69054598
You have to go back
>>69054598
FUCK YOU WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BEAT US
FUCKING SMUG ASS FROGPOSTING EAST BAY NIGGER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Ventura returns from suspension
>gets BTFO and gives up 7 runs
LMFAO
little faggot can't fight OR pitch
/swelmet/
>SF losing 2 straight to the Athletics
Called it
>>69054671
No you didn't
>>69054587
he sounds like he's really hyped to hit so maybe that'll motivate him to really go deep so he can get as many ABs as possible.
>>69054649
/roidgut/
>>69054686
Well the general MO for the team is run support out the ass (but not for Gausman) so yeah, if he backs his own cause I'm all for it.
Practice for the Eries.
>>69053802
only if you let me huff a fart
Guys...Panik was scratched out of the lineup because of concussion symptoms from getting hit in the head against the Rays...WHEN WILL IT FUCKING END!!??
I'm getting that odd, bad feeling again...make it stop
>tfw the Astros get 10 games above .500 and houstinsfags start getting cocky
>>69054911
Astros fan here. Those are false flaggers or bandwagoners. Even if they get over by 10 or more, I know what's going to happen to the team come September/October, so it doesn't matter.
>>69054936
>whos fan false flagging as an ASStros fan
A R T
R
T
/windians/
>>69054945
>being this obsessed with an irrelevant team
>>69054861
We lost two games in a row, it happens chill out. Dont act like Pena hasnt been a great replacement. And GilAspie was 4 for 4 or someshit tonight. The outfield and bullpen are the problems
Jays I know its what your pen does, but you better not blow this game
>>69054982
I know, it's just always fucking something
Javier Lopez should literally never be allowed to face a right handed batter again
>>69055013
Literally common sense, im pretty sure DLaw was still in the pen too smfh
>>69055348
>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
>>69055353
I waited out my ban. Not breaking any rules here toothpaste
>>69055348
they didnt even delete the thread lmoa
>>69055132
Peavy is starting tomorrow.
They wanted to have 1 long reliever left (DLaw) just in case; since Stratton was already used in long relief yesterday because of Shork.
They ended up (also) using DLaw anyway ... good thing he only threw 4 pitches in getting that last 8th inning out.
How come every team in baseball thinks they're rivals with the all mighty Texas Rangers?
It's especially pathetic how many Canadians think we even care about the blue gays.
/r/ the Person's Life, Not a Game saga image
Rangers have 51 wins and that is more than every team in the league
>>69055491
Danke m8
Showing an anon the cons of trip fagging, to save an e-life
Cole Hamels should win the AL Cy Young, but unfortunately, the voters have had lifelong anti-Rangers bias, just like the umps.
Talk about the Rangers guys
Talk about Texas
Rangers are playing winning baseball
Texas Rangers
>rags
TEX is the team to beat, but the paradox is, they're unbeatable
how they TEX if houston has a team too
Texas
>>69055637
Bcuz the Astros suck and we'd real Texans just prefer if they didn't exist and sully the name of our great state
Japan should make an anime about the Texas Rangers, the best team in baseball
Why does Texas have a winning spirit, and other teams don't?
Are Texans just naturally better than other humans?
Texas Rangers vs an all star team of every other team in the league, who wins?
I'm leaning towards the Texas Rangers
![55bbfa4009662-Jason-Grilli-big[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CUSSj5a.jpg "55bbfa4009662-Jason-Grilli-big[1]")
apologize
WELCOME BACK BABY TO THE DISCO FIRE
It is every child's lifelong dream to play for the Texas Rangers
REEEEEE I HATE THE GOD DAMN RAGS SO MUCH
btw I'm voting for Hillary Clinton
>>69055743
I bet you play Undertale too
>>69055743
Me 2. I also can't stand rags fans
Also voting for Hillary Clinton.
>>69055760
>>69055760
I DO. It's the greatest game of all time. How did you know?
>Issued a warning for reporting rags spamming superautist
I see how it is
Why haven't you apologized yet, /mlb/?
>>69055793
We run /sp/, don't you forget it
Soccer is gay preemptive bump
how did /mlb/ react when the whos hit 7 (seven) home runs and lost? i was at work and just remembered
alexis texas
Can we just skip to next year? Its obvious the Rangers are winning the world series
this, Indians fan here btw
>>69056876
one strike away
>>69056934
Stop living in the past, the Rangers are the best team in the league right now, NOW. 1 strike away only made this team, smarter, wiser, and stronger, haven't you ever heard the Kelly Clarkson song "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, makes you a fighter"?
1 strike away is why we will win the world series this year.
>>69057245
it made them smarter wiser and stronger enough to get bumped in the wild card game in 2012, lose game 163 in 2013, have a 67-95 (sixty seven and ninety five) record in 2014 and actually lose to the blue jays in the playoffs as well? but because they couldn't seal the deal in 2011 they'll win this year for sure
>tfw helping the rags have the best record in baseball
>>69057371
never feel bad about winning
>>69057401
It's against a crosstown """rival""" and it's mid season, so it's not too bad.
Plus, it's the fucking rags
>rags
>>69057354
you forgot they wouldnt have to play game 163 that year if they didnt go on a 2-12 run in september when they were winning the division
>>69057354
Yes, all those failures are why they will succeed. Look, the bottom line is these Texas Rangers are the new sexy, bad boys on the block with nothing to lose, we will beat you on the field and then punch you in the face, we have unlimited swag and confidence and the talent, literally unstoppable, the Rangers are the hot, shredded jock with a huge dick, you can't stop our confident World Series run, because no matter what you say, we're still the most talented jock with a huge dick, you think we care what you say? You guys are the pokemon playing nerd trying to trash the big penis jock, not happening.
>>69057469
yeah i'm not reading that. i like the rangers though, they're not my team but i like em
You can only reply to this post if you have won 11 in a row. Not so fast rags and every other MLB team.
>>69055654
Fucking beautiful
>>69057504
The Rangers are America's team, the American people can't get enough Rangers, the Rangers lead off every opening news station, when they were talking about the Turkey terrorist attack yesterday they were bombarded with phone calls saying "Who cares? we want the Rangers!"
>>69057519
who /tribe/ here
>>69057544
Indians are a flash in the pan, Rangers are a dynasty in the making
>>69057544
where can i buy that skull thing for glasses
>>69057553
Sure thing, bud. Your collapse will be palpable.
Is there anything worse than these smug little Cleveland bastards that got a confidence boost from the cavs title? I hope you do make the world series so the Rangers can beat you down and remind you, you're still Cleveland.
>>69057634
Hey casual, if the Indians make the World Series, that means the Rangers won't.
>>69057728
It was a typo, anyways the Indians won't even make the playoffs after they go on their losing streak.
>>69057779
>typo
No, you're just retarded
>>69057793
It speaks volumes that 99% of baseball fans don't even know what league you are in, Indians are irrelevant. I guarantee most people here didn't know your irrelevant team was in the American League.
>>69057857
So much butthurt for such a casual fan
>>69057912
you got tricked by the oldest joke in the book! ha ha also did you know the Cowboys are playing the eagles in the superbowl? lol, it's okay, you got duped by the most intellectual fanbase in sports, there's no shame in that
>>69057957
Pls stop trying so hard.
>>69057977
Don't ever question the intelligents of Rangers fans, it won't end well for you, that I can promise
Have you appreciated Greinke's autist power today, /mlb/?
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/73955164/v849871783/aricol-statcast-measures-greinkes-speed-on-steal
>20.3 top speed.
To put in that in perspective, povertyball player Fagnaldo's fastest recorded in game sprint time is 20.8 mph.
>>69058005
>Rags fans, everyone
>>69058055
>screenshotting yourself getting tricked
Lol
>>69058104
>i was only pretending to be retarded
Geez, I wish Indian fans could stop being so jealous of the Ranger's unprecedented success and ruining these threads.
Also, big thanks to all the Rangers fans who revvived this once dead general, we value all of your posts and input, thank you!
>>69054097
No reason to count the chickens before they hatch into goats. Especially when we got complete shitters like Gayward and ShiggyMiggy fucking up any momentum in the line up still and not back in AAA.
>A summers worth of Ragsposting because no one will dethrone them and they will end up winning the WS
>>69058055
how new are you to take bait this hard?
>>69058490
Don't worry, we will take care of them for all of /mlb/
>>69058490
>no one will dethrone them and they will end up winning the WS
t. ragsposter
Well gentlemen, it's confirmed. Cleveland has the best fans in baseball. This past week we've seen everyone who watches from home finally speak up and profess their love for these Cleveland Indians. These fans have been loyal and die hard through the dark days, and now these loyal die hards are coming out in droves to support our boys.
I love it. Have you ever seen a more loyal fanbase?
Just gotta fill those seats-- last in attendance in the league is no way to represent such a die hard fanbase of true fans.
>>69058515
Why let good bait go to waste?
>>69053984
>someone who is actually worse than Mark Lowe
How is this even possible??????
>>69058575
>>69058575
>Lebron wins Cave a championship
>Cleveland fans know the other teams won't follow suit
>stop attending other teams game because what is the point? they've been waiting for a champion nship for so long and now that they got it no need to waste money seeing their other teams fail.
>Lebrons ultimate plan was to collapse the Cleveland sports market
apologize
Rate this channel cat I just pulled out the Cal Sag river.
>mfw cubsfags will never know the glorious feel of fishing on the South Side
>>69058620
I apologize
>>69058595
Fuck that. If there's one thing we know in Cleveland, it's class. From stabbing the Marlins Man in the kidneys to hopping on the closest bandwagon, we're just class class class straight up and down
Cleveland lifelong here, why do the Indians refuse to change their racist logo and name?
Fuck that, Im a Rangers fan now, at least theyre not racist, despite being an overwhemingly white state.
>>69058675
>overwhemingly white state
sure thing Jose
Apologize Chicago hahahaha
Die hard Cleveland fan here. Been watchin my tribe play LIGHTS OUT for the past week and I'm really getting into it. Loving the energy. Reminds me of the last 3 weeks of the basket ball season.
I usually watch from home that's why I don't go to the games.
>mlb is just autistic false flagging faggots that either represent the Texas Rangers or Cleveland Indians and spam the thread with retarded shitposts all day
Proof generals were a bad idea.
anyone else notice that Cleveland Indian "fans" just popped out of nowhere and Rangers fans have been a /sp/ staple for ages?
>>69058781
>these turbofags making me miss the attention whoring namesluts
these are dark times
>>69058781
>>69058837
Cleveland bandwagon having a rage at being appropriately called out on being a bandwagon.
>>69058710
Yea I am Mexican, like most of us Clevelanders, so what? Racism is alive and well here in da land/
>>69058865
45% white lmao
Post your face when they're doing it for da land but I just heard about it a week ago so now I'm doing google searches for "what is a baseball" while I pretend I've followed the Indians for years
for da land
>>69058909
>>69058865
This is literally shitposting
>>69058915
This is literally bandwagon
good thread
>>69058781
>mfw ragsposter has to drag my team through the mud when we're actually having a great season so far
I don't blame the Rangers fans as a whole it's pretty clearly just one autist, I just wish this guy would get help.
am I a bad person for getting some chuckles out of the rangers shitposting?
>>69053984
JJ Hoover is a fatass
Remember when the Padres when 90-72 and missed the playoffs? top fucking kek
>>69058962
>just one
How new are you that you don't know about Dallas posters?
>>69058980
Were divisions a mistake?
>>69058962
>we're actually having a great season so far
How long is a season, anyway? Has my Tribe even lost a game yet? I've only been able to catch the last week's worth of games, because I watch from home. Can't catch em all ha ha
Go Tribe!!
>>69059023
Please go rags fan
>>69055654
kek'd so hard
>>69059016
I mean in this thread and the last. Mazara/Tiki is off the charts right now.
>>69055654
Almost forgot about this gem.
Prince >Fielder trying to run bases lmao
>>69058962
>cleveland teams in charge of lasting a full season
>burrs
>memedians
>>69059066
>offensive logo sporting a racist campaign
of course
>>69059074
>>69059016
not even tiki is that autistic it isn't him
>>69059098
>>>/reddit/
>>69059074
That's not how Dallas posters work, one starts shitposting, then the rest of the Dallasfags join in, after that others join in and pretend to be Dallasfags and shitpost. It is not just one person
>>69059130
I'm voting for her btw
>>69053944
Checked em
>>69059139
Kind of like Indians fans. Before the season, there was one single Indians fan and he never went to a game. Now that they're doing well, there are a lot of Indians fans and they still don't go to games.
>>69059149
>her
What is /mlb/ listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOTcQVIXwGY
>>69059181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dIQ2AzWGSI
>>69059139
it is one person and he is easily identifiable
>>69059139
Why do they do it, anon-kun? Is it really just for (you)?
>>69059181
random godspeed you black emperor songs
>>69059209
Not band, haven't really listened to any metalcore in a while.
>>69059249
Nice. Have you heard Jerusalem In My Heart's new album?
http://cstrecords.com/cst114/
Rangers going all the way this year
>>69059211
>he actually bought my "I am the puppet master here!" Post lastnight and thinks that I think I control /sp/
lel you guys will buy anything
When do the Rockies trade Story so they can keep themselves eternally 4th/5th placers?
>>69059297
nope but i will check it out
go Oreos
>>69059181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZx97eHDSX8
we just went 3 posts and 15 minutes without mentioning the rangers, lets make sure that never happens again
>>69059418
dont get ahead of yourself no one thinks you influence any part of /sp/ we just think you are an autist
>>69059642
you're the autist if you think all this rangers posting is just me, maybe you're just new and don't know how this place works though
>>69059466
>le high strikeout and homerun man outside of coors
nothing can possibly go wrong
I call the shots on this subreddit btw.
I predict an eries win for the team YOU hate the most. Yes, YOU.
>>69059685
Ive been on this general for a good 3+ years and if there was barely an uptick in autistic rags posting after they won the division last year it is logical to assume whatss happening now is being done by one maybe two people.
And as time has proven it won't last
>>69059693
what if i hate my own team
>>69059754
dallas fans have always been like this, after one dallas fan revs up the shitposting they all join in because we enjoy reactions like yours, I look forward to watching you spend this season trying to call me out for every rangers shitpost someone makes
Rangers are unstoppable
>>69059812
>dallas fans have always been like this
Thank you for admitting that all dallas fans are shitty fans.
Remember the whining and crying over drafting Zeke? I do. All of the threads and posts about how horrible your draft was?
Now I keep hearing about how you guys are going to win it all because you had such a great draft. You are literally cancer.
>>69059812
if it's always been like this then why hasn't it happened in years? You are just trying to create false numbers to hide the same fag. It's really easy to see that.
>>69059771
then congrats and also too bad
>>69059845
No I don't, because I wanted Zeke and once again your autism has you patrolling for "samefagging", thinking all the dallas fans here are the same person/me.
>>69059891
Sure is easy to claim that anonymously. We all remember the threads.
>>69059868
it happened all last offseason in the nfl general, dummy
Texas Rangers are God's team. We're winning the World Series through the blessings of the Lord God.
You can't stop it. It's already been decided. The rings are ours and His.
>>69059933
for the love of god please kys
>>69059913
I wanted Zeke, we did so well 2 years ago because of the run game, it helped the defense and prevented Romo chokes, it's the first time the Cowboys ever drafted the player I wanted, I'm not whoever you think I am, stop worrying about samefagging and just enjoy the show, bud.
15 Game Day Today:
BOS @ TB- 12:10
CHC @ CIN- 12:35
MIA @ DET- 1:10
TOR @ COL- 3:10
HOU @ LAA- 3:35
BAL @ SD- 3:40
PHI @ ARI- 3:40
NYM @ WSH- 7:05
TEX @ NYY- 7:05
CLE @ ATL- 7:10
LAD @ MIL- 8:10
MIN @ CWS- 8:10
KC @ STL- 8:15
SF @ OAK- 10:05
PIT @ SEA- 10:10
If the Rangers win the world series will the people here apologize to us?
>>69060103
Sorry bub this is our year.
>>69059915
>it happened in a general that is notorious for samefagging
>>69060032
BOS @ TB- Price (4.68) vs. Moore (5.04)
CHC @ CIN- Hendricks (2.76) vs. Reed (6.75)
MIA @ DET- Koehler (4.07) vs. Norris (4.50)
TOR @ COL- Sanchez (3.24) vs. Anderson (2.55)
HOU @ LAA- Keuchel (5.26) vs. Weaver (5.24)
BAL @ SD- Gallardo (6.04) vs. Friedrich (3.60)
PHI @ ARI- Eflin (6.28) vs. Bradley (4.50)
NYM @ WSH- Verrett (4.14) vs. Scherzer (3.52)
TEX @ NYY- Martinez (5.54) vs. Tanaka (3.01)
CLE @ ATL- Salazar (2.40) vs. De La Cruz (MLB Debut; AAA Starting: 3.38, Overall: 4.68)
LAD @ MIL- Stewart (MLB Debut; 1.47 overall) vs. Guerra (3.67)
MIN @ CWS- Nolasco (4.95) vs. Shields (6.22)
KC @ STL- Volquez (5.15) vs. Martinez (3.02)
SF @ OAK- Peavy (5.22) vs. Manaea (6.02)
PIT @ SEA- Taillon (4.50) vs. Miley (5.28)
>>69054067
North Side baby!
>>69060291
Here we go again jints fans....hopefully we don't blow it
>>69060291
>1.47
Any chance the Broors give the newbie a rude welcome to the Show?
>>69060032
>>69060032
>15 games
not enough for my liking, where are my double-headers???
way to fail, manfred
>>69060291
>Verrett (4.14) vs. Scherzer (3.52)
Sweep today!
>>69060213
jesus these samefag policemen and people crying about shitposting are worse than the shitposters
>>69060546
gamethread where?
>Zobrist bunt hit
nice
RIZZO
Why are Rasy so good at hitting dingers and not winning games?
>PECOTA said they'd win the division
Billy Hamilton ded
>got hit in the face with a fly ball
>>69060672
>got hit in the face
>with a fly ball
>>69060164
It's so nice that they'd invite a mentally handicapped child into their dugout, I bet he had the time of his life.
>still no outs
>Inside The Park Home Run
>Inside The Park Home Run
>Inside The Park Home Run
>Inside The Park Home Run
>Inside The Park Home Run
>>69060640
they recently took a just swing at fucking everything approach in the last 2 years in an effort to increase offense
>>69060164
So nice they let a faggot into the dugout. Very inclusive
>tfw room smells like stale semen
>first Cubs inside the park homer since Tony Campana
Resd gonna win today
>>69060837
No they won't, they're gonna red instead
Will he ever win again?
>the state of david price
>pitcher batting 8th again
we're memeing again
>>69060640
Not even the best at hitting dingers in the division, m8. Not even 2nd best.
They're 4th in the MLB, but yeah.
>>69061006
Depends, will he be traded to a good team?
The city of Cincinnati.
>getting hit in the head by a fly ball
>>69060640
But can they hit 7 long ones and still lose?
Baez holy shit
In case you're looking for a RP with LF eligibility in fantasy, 9 games to go
>>69053831
>>69053742
What does rags mean in a baseball context?
>>69061601
That's... something.
>>69061632
Texas Rangers, stranger.
>>69061601
>Sees his comrade get smacked in the face by a falling baseball sprawled on the ground
>Runs right past him to go get the ball
Um, what?
>>69061601
That's just embarrassing.
>>69061677
well he is the left fielder, it's his job to get the ball in to (futilely) prevent Rizzo from coming around to score
>>69061677
You always complete the play first.
Is David Price done?
>>69061632
I was wondering this myself. I came here a few days ago to talk about my Tribe. They're really tearing it up! Doin it for Da Land!
Problem is, I don't know what a lot of these terms are. What is the 'outfield', for example? Is that like the parking lot? Does Indians Arena have a parking lot? I've never heard of anyone going to a game.
I have a lot to learn. It's good to be on a website full of helpful Tribe diehards doin it for da land!!!
Tribe!!! DA LAND!!!
>>69061771
Holy shit, rags fan stop. We all know it's you.
>>69061771
This is KC levels of sad
>>69061757
DONE IN THAT TOWN
REPPIN THE BAY BUT YOU KNOW IT'S TOWN BIZ
>>69061757
He has to be. As much as I think he wants to play for a ring he's set on money for the next few years and probably doesn't give much of a shit.
>>69061818
>>69061892
i think the KC shitposter from earlier in the season is the rags shitposter as well, i notice the posts follow the same pattern and seem familiar, i think he just wants the attention
>tfw we can't play every game vs the reds
Cupboards keep hitting dingers.
>Almora only has 5 RBIs and still doesn't have a home run
marlins v. tigers if anyone cares
>>69061938
>>69061945
>you
>>69061945
And of course as I type that he goes deep
>>69061911
The longer this season goes the more I'm starting to wonder if the red sox have the worst rotation in the division.
>>69061945
(you)
>Cubs ruining a young pitching prospect's career
>>69061988
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>69062014
2bhwy he was already ruined when he played for the Resd.
>>69062043
>division
got ahead of myself
pls no bully
>>69062043
>>69062087
I figured that's what you were implying. No worries.
>BE YOU
>IT'S LITERALLY YOUR BIRTHDAY
>GIVE UP 4 (FOUR) RUNS IN THE 1ST
>ON 45 (FOURTY-FIVE) PITCHES
>>69062087
You can make it up to us by gibe Rich Hill
>>69062114
its not my birthday
>>69062114
Truly the worst birthday present ever.
>Hendricks blowing the shutout
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Would you?
>>69062270
Maybe.
PRICE IS FUCKING TRASH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FIRE THE WHOLE FUCKING FRONT OFFICE
>>69062270
Gotta have onion on my sausage
Ichiro - 2, 987
>>69058642
Why did you take off your pants?
>bombston
>>69062410
metaphor for the way the Whos ownership and management if fucking their fans in the ass
it's art
cubs vs deds
late edition
>>69062443
>>69062443
>>69062443
>>69062459
You had sex with the dead fish, didn't you?
Don't even try to lie
>>69054222
Best Mustard Post
Also checked
>>69054048
Buck Bus is trash
what is price even doing hes just chucking fastballs dead center of the strikezone
>>69062503
>stealing a meme and making it worse
kys
>>69062503
No
>>69058490
blame Manfreds shitty scheduling, a few more series with the Jays would put them in their place
>.@Royals place CF Lorenzo Cain on 15-day DL (strained left hamstring); recall OF Brett Eibner from Triple-A Omaha.
>>69058490
>none
>>69053742
Who the hell did this?
>>69062726
anyone with inspect element
>>69062756
It was weird. I almost didn't notice it when I googled Tigers.
>>69062503
At least the other teams that lifted the buck truck went through the effort to make their own version, baka
>>69062137
no
take Butler
Why are Rangers fans so humble while Cleveland fans chimp out over a mediocre winning streak?
>>69062726
>it's still there
neat
>>69062828
lol
>>69062503
Stop posting this. Working on Windians version as we speak.
Are Blue Jays gonna win today? Accidentally put a bet on lmao
>>69062889
more likely than not
I wouldnt have bet on it though. how much?
>>69062889
Hope not. Need dat gap to get wider
>>69062889
No, they literally have a spic on their team that get his shit pushed in by a white Texan named Odor.
Ichiro better not make the Hall of Fame, his only accomplishment is being the Ranger's bitch for like 15 years
>>69062941
>>69062947
>>69062954
fucks sake, 15 bongs btw
>>69062969
Literally this
>>69062889
Literally 50/50. I don't know if I would have bet on this game because either team could win in that meme park. I now truly understand what the Coors meme is after watching 2 full games.
They showed a clip of bumgarner and kershaw having eras over 4 in that park. Pretty much says it all.
>>69062954
Odor is white, I laugh when people try to tell me a guy named Roughned(Ned) isn't white
Let's have a headcount of all the Texas Rangers fans ITT so show /sp/ our pure domination of the board. Respond to this post if you are a Rangers fan.
>>69063019
Loyal Rangers fan here
>>69063019
Ay, I'm here. /mlb/ is so envious of our vast fan base
>>69063019
Been a Texas Rangers fan all my life.
I am also white and voting for Trump btw
>>69063019
Here!
>>69063019
Rangers/Cowboys/Mavs/Stars fan master race here
>>69062969
14:30:10
>>69062985
14:31:07
>>69063019
14:33:10
>>69063032
14:34:11
>>69063052
14:35:13
>>69063072
14:36:27
Is Elvis Andrus white too? I think he is, he just tans beautifully, only white people are named Elvis(Presley)
>>69063019
I'm here, I'm pretty sure we make up 95% of /mlb/. We are the silent majority
>>69063094
>you
>still thinking there is only 1 Rangers fan here
ha ha
>>69063103
I would have no say so although it's close. He is whiter than most Italians so I think it's a valid argument
>it's an underaged rangers fan seeking attention episode
>>69063019
Rangers fan here living in Cleveland. I hate this place so much. I don't think I've ever seen a single white person here in my life
is she right?
>>69063183
>It's another Canadians desperately trying to push a rivalry with the Texas Rangers even though we don't even care about the blue gays episode
>>69063211
>women
>sports
>words
let me guess shes a fantasy/statistics """expert""""
unless you're team is bottom of the barrel trash that happens to have one good pitcher, a good pitcher wins games simple as that
>>69063223
There is no rivalry. The rags were involved in one of the worst post season collapses of our generation. It was just a coincidence the jays were the team they played.
>>69063246
She's on MLB Network
without Texas Rangers fans, how slow would these threads move? 1post an hour?
You OWE us /mlb/, if it was for us Texas Rangers fans, you'd have to go to Reddit to discuss baseball due to lack of activity
Lol are Jays fans really still mad that Odor KO'd Bautista? Get over it!
>>69063211
Y-yes.
im going to the rangers @ red sox game on the 5th and im making it my duty to harass and possibly spit on every rags hick faggot fan i see
>>69063319
You aint doin shit autist haha
>>69063281
Literally every Canadian that posts in /mlb/ is so obsessed with us, I don't understand why. Maybe envy?
>>69063319
Thanks you,
-The rest of /mlb/
>>69063289
>implying im here to discuss baseball
fuck outta here
>>69063211
Yes. A pitcher can throw a one-hitter, one run game and still lose when his team doesn't hit for him.
>>69063319
Probably should direct some of that hostility at your shit team lmao
>>69063369
What a shitty team that pitcher must have then.
>>69063369
which happens about 10 percent of the time
name one fucking "good" pitcher where this actually happened consistently over the course of the year to give him a bad win/loss record
>>69063352
>>69063319
HAhaha. You realize every Texas Rangers fan owns a gun right? If you spit on one of us, it'll be the last thing you do.
>>69061903
Charles Schulz was (and Charlie Brown has always been) a Giants fan
Imagine being a Red Sox fan that lives and breathes baseball and then you get swept by the Rangers last week, haha thats funny
>know the Cubs are about to safety squeeze
>still let it happen successfully
only the resd
>>69063444
>Imagine being a Red Sox fan that lives and breathes baseball
except we have 3 other elite world class teams to fall back on???
meanwhile you have the cowboys and the mavericks LMFAO
>>69054274
/boomstick/ Part 2
Whoever makes the next \mlb\ general, make sure and put the Rangers schedule in the OP, as most of us are Rangers fans anyway.
>>69063492
>\mlb\
>>69063415
You're bringing guns to an away game in Massachusetts???
You're threatening to murder people over being spit on?
>>69063471
My grandpa was from Massachusetts so Im actually a Cowboys and Pats fan, Im just blessed, thats my 9 superbowls to your 4
>>69058642
>South Side
Where's the bullet holes in the fish?
>>69063415
I'm all for gun ownership. Except for Texans. They don't deserve it. I mean, they're not even really American anyway.
>>69062856
I'll delete it then
>>69063528
Yes obviously?
Bostons are so weak amyway that they will just declare martial law at the mere sight of a gun, and every Boston will stay confined to his house like they cucks they are.
>>69063608
Should Texans be required to use a passport and obtain a visa to travel the rest of the US. I don't think it would be a bad idea.
What time does the Indians loss start tonight?
>>69063636
Are you even old enough to own a gun?
>>69063652
Texans are dangerous, just look at their dominant baseball team, theyre killing everyone haha lol btfo
>>69063654
7:10 rags fan
>>69063674
The only reason Texans are dangerous is because their pests carry leprosy and they themselves likely carry it too.
>>69063670
There is no age limit to owning a gun in Texas. We teach our boys to become men at a very early age as opposed to the rest of the US where they teach their children to become transsexuals.
>>69063704
Leprochons dont exist stupid
>>69063729
Let me rephrase that. I bet you aren't old enough to buy a firearm from an FFL.
this entire fucking thread is cancer
I lived in Texas and I can say without a fact that Texas is nice, but their fans aren't.
>>69063756
The entire fucking state of Texas is cancer
>>69063762
>without a fact
>>69063771
Astros fans dont seem so bad
Just wanted to break the wonderful news to you fellas, my 8 year old brother just came out as an asexual, non binary, gender fluid, gender queer!
Anyways back to baseball, go redsox!
>>69063786
Okay, they're all right
>>69063786
Like Tila Tequila said, "Houston is looking like Guatemala and Nigeria, time to move to Dallas!"
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH JAYS
NOW RAYS ARE OUR BEST FRIEND
>>69063811
>like a porn star turned /pol/ack said...
Im sorry, why should I care?
>>69063811
>citing Tila Tequila
lad
>>69063820
Are you denying Houston is filled with Hispanics and blacks?
Thank God I live in a white city, Dallas
http://sportsday.dallasnews.com/texas-rangers/rangers/2016/06/28/phillies-frustrated-former-rangers-prospect
>Philadelphia is having a frustrating time developing outfielder Nick Williams, whom the Texas Rangers included in last year's deal for left-hander Cole Hamels.
>Williams, with Triple-A Lehigh Valley of the International League, was removed from game for the third time this month because of a lackluster effort. Manager Dave Brundage pulled Williams after he was slow to leave the batter's box on a grounder to the pitcher. Williams previously had twice been benched for not running out fly balls.
>"You can ask him," Brundage told reporters when asked why he put Williams on the bench. "That's about it."
>Williams, 22, finished last season in the Double-A Eastern League and hit .320 with an .876 OPS for 100 plate appearances. He is hitting .285 with a .789 OPS in 287 plate appearances with the Iron Pigs this season.
WAKE ME UP
>>69063844
I hated Dallas though. Too shitty.
>>69063844
>As of the census of 2010, the racial makeup of Dallas was 50.7% White, 25.0% Black or African American, 0.5% Native American, 2.9% Asian, 0.1% Pacific Islander, 17.2% from other races, and 2.7% from two or more races. 42.4% of the population was Hispanic or Latino of any race.
>42.4%
>>69063844
>Dallas
>White
>42% Hispanic or Latino of any race
>25% Black of African American
>>69063862
>Wikipedia as a source
Lmaoo
>>69063889
>Wikipedia
try the US census, my stupid friend
>rookie pitcher making his major league debut
good-bye 11 game streak
Am I supposed to be impressed that the Indians have been beating up on the worst teams in baseball the past couple weeks?
Take away this sad little streak and they are basically a .500 team
Rangers record is much more impressive
-signed, a neutral fan
I do seriously enjoy the amount of Butthurt generated by My team: The rangers.
Not even a Dallasfag
>T.Corpus Christi
>>69063907
Your "source" conveniently left out the 6 million white people living in the DFW suburbs
>>69063940
>take away 11 wins and they're not as good
Really? Is that how math works?
>>69063940
Have you not looked at the Rangers schedule?
How do you have a losing record to the White Sox?
>>69063960
Extreme north Texas here. I like the Rockies more than the rags.
>>69061677
Yeah...why the fuck wouldn't he? What's he gonna do? Kiss his booboo and make it all better?
THREAD THEME FOR TONIGHT
https://youtu.be/JZshZp-cxKg
>>69063982
Those are the games we rested all our starters
Also, just throwing this out there, besides the Rangers the white sox have the only good fans on here, nice humble people just like the rangers fans
>>69064020
>having to tell people that you are humble
>>69063211
Yes
>>69063985
Are you talking about the panhandle? If so, give me your address so I can drive to your house, beat the living shit out of you, and kick you out of our state you disgusting traitor.
>>69064046
Did you miss the part where I signed my post as a neutral fan? Your Rangers hate is literally blinding you
>>69064075
First of all, no you didn't.
Second of all...
>Those are the games we rested all our starters
>>69064020
Agreed. I'm also a Rangers fan, but I really like the white sox and their fans. They are actually loyalty their shitty team unlike subhuman Cleveland bandwagoners.
>>69064020
If you're nice and humble that means your team has nothing for you to gloat about and therefore sucks
>>69064111
>>69063940
Ahem...APOLOGIZE
>>69064143
>Those are the games we rested all our starters
>we
does anyone else hate those stupid emojis of players' faces. social media was a mistake
>>69064125
>he doesn't gloat about shittiness
WHO /FIRSTOVERALLPICK2017/ HERE?
>>69064162
My brother typed that first part, hes a rangers fan
>>69064197
Right here loud and proud.
>Cleveland fans shop a bunch of Cleveland hats on top of already existing content and think it's original content
Am I the only one who finds this cringeworthy?
Any White Sox fans here?
I Want to know your take on this. If the Rangers were tocoffer you Joey Gallo, Luis Ortiz, Delino DeSheilds Jr., and Prince Feilder for Chris Sale would y'all take it?
>>69064250
>Any White Sox fans
no
>>69064250
>to offer*
>>69064224
>My brother typed that first part
>>69064250
We're already looking into deals with the red sox or LA. Thanks though.
>>69064250
Honestly I'd take it. But our retarded front office would probably want even more than that for Sale
>>69064275
Should have burned Texas to the ground as well.
>>69064243
Yeah I totally agree with you
>>69064250
>white sox trading a very team-friendly contract for a terrible one
lol
>>69064250
no, maybe if you remove Fielder
>>69064250
>Implying Gallo ALONE won't be enough to land Sale or any other Top of the line starter
Wew lad
>>69064243
No, I too find it cringy
>>69064395
>>69064368
Fielder is only included as icing on the cake. Gallo and Ortiz are GOAT. DeSheilds and Feilder are padding
>>69064250
>rags
>>69064243
I don't really, every team does it and its just harmless fun used to gloat a bit.
>>69064447
>icing on the cake
>fielder
LOL
Rangers going all the way this year.
>>69064345
Too bad the north had twice the number of casualties
Dont make us kick your ass, again
>>69064447
once you add Fielder in, there is no more cake
he eats it all
>>69064243
Hello, newfan. Welcome to /sp/.
Nats winning the series this year
check em
If the Rangers were a character of Game of Thrones who would it be?
>>69064479
Don't make us cripple you economically again
>>69064517
>rags
Whosay Bawwwwwtista gets M O L L Y W H O P P E D by a white Texan in the most important game of the year!
>>69064517
>game of thrones
get the fuck out. now.
>>69064515
No.
>>69064517
>rags
I would declare war on Cleveland but I noticed Cleveland residents are all stoners and alcoholics so in a few hours they would already forget they just got declared war on.
When is the next time the Rangers get to play your dumpster city?
>>69064517
Probably Daenerys simply because she's obviously gonna win
>>69064517
Hodor
>>69064517
Ragsnar Targaryen
new thread
>>69064618
>>69064618
>>69064618
>>69064618
Pathetic how nobody cares about the Rangers even when they're winning, to the point where they have to force their autism on others to even be noticed
>>69064479
>This butthurt
>>69064624
>20 odd posts early
>>69064451
>Old meme
>>69064684
>rags
>>69064666
>Autism
>>69064624
Good thread. One of the finest editions of /mlb/ yet.
Wew there Rangers, better win tonight if you want to keep up
Can we do this, Jints bros? I'm scared.
>>69064808
You're going to get swept by the A's and LIKE it.
>>69064543
>this meme that Odor is some tough badass
>sucker punch in a 4v1, then literally run and hide behind a crowd of teammates while another teammate grabs Bautista and carries him away
I guess this is what passes as badass in Texas
>>69064808
I'm scared too bro
>Peavy facing a DH
I just want everyone back and healthy and to finish these last 11 games okay without things spiraling out of control too much
>>69064854
I just meant the season in general, but we are not getting swept by the A's.
>>69064808
Can some skilled nig please make the hand the same skin-tone pls.
>>69064808
Cubs stole your meme magic so no
>>69064517
>Game of Plebs
>>69064971
Not so fast. Nigga Phil would like to have a word with you. I also hope you're insufferable fanbase doesn't get a chip for another 100 years. You're like Boston fans, but softer.
>>69065042
*your
