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>>69046934
Checking in
I'm your typical lanky ass pasty fucboi looking fuck, and I never lifted before for real and I was at my local sports club. They got this baseball pitching thing with a gun too. I decided to try my hand at it and was getting mid30s to 40s. Thinking I probably lack arm strength and am weak as hell, I then see the pilates section and grab some. Then I grab the ball then start chucking 80s. I was a tiny little fucboi with skinny ass arms and now I'm pitching faster than Jered Weaver.
I know I don't work out but what the fuck? Are pilates that magical??
>>69046934
Let's go Braves.
https://twitter.com/ATLHawks/status/747909566755647488
>>69046959
But do you have an MVP mister Verlander?
everyone who posts ITT after this post is a confirmed cuck
>>69046967
Not tonight, sorry lad
>Arrieta
>synderbuust
>kershit
everyone who posted ITT above this post is a confirmed cuck
I'm your typical lanky ass pasty fucboi looking fuck, and I never lifted before for real and I was at my local sports club. They got this baseball pitching thing with a gun too. I decided to try my hand at it and was getting mid30s to 40s. Thinking I probably lack arm strength and am weak as hell, I then see these kids probably 11-12 at most. They grab the ball then start chucking 50s. They're tiny little kids with skinny ass arms and they're pitching faster than me.
I know I don't work out but what the fuck? Am I doing something wrong?
>>69046989
I want to believe.
everyone who didn't post this post is a confirmed cuck
>>69046960
>now I'm pitching faster than Jered Weaver
TRIGGERED
>>69047018
There is no believing where you're going.
>>69047045
It's not like my team ever did anything to yours.
>1995
Oh sorry, never mind.
>>69047010
FLUKE!!! He's a fluke!! HE SUCKS!!! HIS STATS ARE LIES!!!!!
>BUMSHIT
>HOF
>IMPLYING
>GOOD
XDDDDD
FUCK THE GIANTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me and my wife like to watch baseball games together and pick the hottest players and imagine them as our bull
Anyways, Rangers suck!
Clayton Kershaw is being flown back to Los Angeles to see team doctors.
Someone in the previous thread notes Floyd only has one sub 4 ERA season and yet is still somehow in the Majors and has been for a long time
What are other examples of bad/mediocre players who've been up for a long time and how do you think they managed that?
>>69047071
Hee hee
>>69047075
Not even subtle.
>>69047087
>I was hoping to see him live when I get to LA later this week
JUST
You may only reply to this post if your team either has the best record, best winning percentage, or longest winning streak.
>>69047122
I'll reply anyway.
>>69047064
>filename
>bumshit will unironically NEVER make the hall of fame
LMAO!!!!!!
>>69047138
No.
>>69047097
A-Roid
he's a living meme
Is Odor a 1st or 2nd ballot Hall of Famer?
>>69047016
Thank you for clearing that up mister Verlander.
Congratulations to you and your fiancé.
>>69047097
Does Prince Fielder count?
>>69047075
>me like to
Rags fan, leave
BRAAAAAAAAAPT
Do you guys think Bumgarner has a shrine dedicated to Kershaw in his ranch?
You know seeing as how he told buster Olney that he considers Kershaw the greatest left-hander of all-time
>>69047122
Hello, about to be all three, here
Did somebody say Cy Young?
>>69047185
Wait.... You have an ERA less than 4 in the playoffs..
R-Right?
ITT: We post pitchers with more Cy Youngs than Madison Bumgarner
I'll start
>SF literally keeping a list of pitchers potentially going to the DL just so that Bumgarner would MAYBE finally be elite by process of elimination
O I am laffin
I'd really like to know what Mets fans think of Syndergaard and Matz issues since they're apparently not mechanic ones, according to them
>>69047302
who's the sloot?
>>69047324
The only thing that's going to change with kershit hitting the DL is the Rockies maybe contending for a WC spot
>>69047276
not for you
>>69047286
No but I'm going into the hall first ballot as the greatest pitcher to have ever lived and have never choked up a game against SF in all of my career especially not serving up homers to fucking Pablo Sandoval lmao
>>69047371
>Kershaw hits the DL
>Bumgarner still not even the best pitcher in his division
O I am laffin
>>69047122
W-we still have the best percentage, right?
>>69047294
this guy literally does not have a UCL and still has more CYAs than bum bum
>>69047371
>giants win the division but get memed out of the NLDS by the wild card rockies
I am a dodger fan and that would be hilarious as fuck
Matz and Thor both have bone spurs in their elbows. How long before the mest start trading away players for prospects?
>muh 100mph fastball and quirky throwing motion
>>69047408
tied for best record too
>this thread
>>69047408
for now
>Madison Bumgarner is hall of famer
>>69047408
>1908
>>69047462
his 3 rings along earn him a spot in the hall
>>69047379
How does your back feel at this very moment right now though?
>>69047481
Damn that's an ugly woman.
>all the men in SF turned gay after seeing her.
>>69047481
>LITERALLY ZERO INDIVIDUAL ACHIEVEMENTS
Why is everybody so obsessed with Bumgarner though? That's the real question
>>69047464
does posting that make you feel better anon?
does it make you feel less threatened by a team threatening to smash the over 75 year old run differential record?
it's ok to talk about it anon
>>69047510
>not wanting to suckle on her saggy naturals and see her bobblehead collection
>>69047481
You gonna a let Jeremy Affeldt into the hall too brother?
Because they both accomplished the exact same things
>>69047404
?????? Who Pomeranz? You're overrated Jap pitcher?
When kershit hits the DL, coming back to regress into shit, Bum will be the best pitcher in the NL on his way to ring number 4
>>69047430
>wild card rockies
My sides...
>bumshit
>hall of fame
>>69047324
this post deserves more (You)s because it's true, pathetic, and hilarious
>>69047544
After starting 37-15 the cusb have gone 12-11.
>>69047626
>bumshit
>cy young
When will you give him credit?
This thread went to shit at light speed.
>>69047567
Don't listen to that guy. He doesn't know what he's talking about. It's definitely possible he could get in though. He's only 26 though and anything can happen and it's too early to tell. If he puts up some more years of well below 3 ERA years before he gets old to bring his career ERA down and finishes with over 200 wins it's definitely possible though
Feel free to meme because of your irrational hatred though
>all this counter-counter-counter false flag shitposting
>>69047610
are you implying the fucking dbacks can overtake them.
Unless story turns into ass after the all star game the rockies will overtake the dodgers
>Pitchers hitting
>>69047684
>the rockies will overtake the dodgers
>>69047707
>Arcade League
>>69047707
>position players not fielding
YOU MUST say sorry
>>69047726
the dodgers have a nigger manager who leads them on multiple 7 game losing streaks. Kershit is killed and they will lose loads of games without him.
Ryu sucks ass in rehab and Ethier is 90 years old and wont do shit once he comes back
Why are people saying that /mlb/ is hating on the indians?
I mean my favorite team is in the same division and their main competition and I don't really hate them. Really, not much to hate there in the AL Comedy Central. Except the tigers, but that's about it.
>>69047680
It's literally just one guy who hates Bumgarner so much that he can't stop talking about him
>>69047641
that's a damn shame, especially because games in June count so much more in the standing than games April and May
>>69047674
>hall of fame pitcher
>literally ZERO individual pitching awards
>>69047789
t. wins fan
>>69047789
they are a fucking racist caricature
>>69047864
>>>/reddit/
>>69047742
>1B and C
>not slow as fuck
>>69047855
Yes, like other pitchers before him
And I never said he would, I said it's possible
>>69047861
I'm a royals fan bro. Never really hated the Indians. Tigers and White Sox can go fuck themselves tho.
>>69047864
The state of Ohio has 5x more people living in it then the amount of Natives left in the world, boohoo. Get over your dead race.
>>69047919
>Yes, like other pitchers before him
Name a few.
Take your time.
"It’s hard for me to understand what happened tonight, how it got to this point. But it did, and we lost."
>>69047938
Hey there Royals fan. Indians fan here. I don't really know anyone who hates the Royals either. Sure, we want to win, but there's no animosity. I actually rooted for them in the Eries.
>>69047983
>2:44 AM
>>69047938
>tigers
they really have been irrelevant except for the short time in the early 2010s
i loathed the twins during their dominant stretch a lot more than i hated the tigers during theirs. it only feels more extreme w/ detroit because the royals were approaching contender status and directly conflicting with detroit at the same time. chicago used to routinely beat our ass so i also do not like them as you
>>69047864
Cry me a river and grow up
>>69047964
Are you really this lazy that you can't look it up yourself?
Okay, for starters, Juan Marichal. Also Nolan Ryan, Don Sutton, Phil Niekro, and Bert Blyleven
So it's definitely possible. People will obviously realize how hard it is to win a Cy Young pitching in the same league as Kershaw. That doesn't make his stats any worse
>tigers
just fuck my playoff chances up senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wdlWlHggP0
>the city of Jeremy Hazelbaker
JUST
>>69048001
Same, actually had a friend who worked with the Indians and would go to every homegame in the 2015 season in an internship, think he's working with an AAA team now. Told me he had to walk through the royals visiting clubhouse one game and walked past Cueto and Perez I believe. Was pretty cool. Convos we had over that made me like the Indians a bit more.
I think there's a good chance their could be a royals v indians ALCS with the royals going through the wildcard again. Eitherway senpai, if the indians make the world series, I'll be rooting for them.
>>69048034
>>69048001
>>69047938
Since it seems the entire comedy central is here, I'll weigh in as well. Never really hated cle or KC, det had a little animosity but that was also coupled with red wings rivalry. The twins on the other hand have long been our nemesis and even though they've declined to nothing along with us in recent years while other teams like you guys found success, I still harbor that deep seated hate for der twain.
I'd probably put it as
1. Twins
2. Tigers
3. Indians
4. Royals
>>69048089
>Okay, for starters, Juan Marichal. Also Nolan Ryan, Don Sutton, Phil Niekro, and Bert Blyleven
Every single one of those pitchers lead the league in one thing or another.
Bumshit leads pitchers in...... team accomplishments? Even Strasburg was good enough to win a strikeout title.
>>69048145
1. Tigers
2. White Sox
3. Royals
4. Twins
Time for the Sux to give up 5 in the first inning... again. Fucking Grapes
>>69048089
>how hard it is to win a Cy Young pitching in the same league as Kershaw. That doesn't make his stats any worse
What? That is literally what it means to be the 'Cy Young' that you're better than everyone else.
>>69048145
>Tigers
>found success
???
>>69048153
So career accomplishments should only be based on certain single seasons?
Which categories did each of these pitchers lead? I know Ryan had the strikeouts and Marichal had the wins, the most meme stat ever, but what about the others?
Why do you keep moving the goalposts and why are you acting like I'm arguing for Bumgarner to be in the hall of fame? Just saying it's possible. He's only 26, nobody knows
>>69048153
I guess you could say Bumgarner leads the league in ur tears fgt.
>>69048215
Deep postseason runs, division titles, triple crown, mvp, Cy Youngs, etc
>>69048212
You misunderstood me. I'm saying that his stats don't become "not great" (his stats don't become worse than they are) just because Kershaw is better. Not being as good as one of the greatest pitchers in the history of baseball doesn't mean you can't make the hall of fame. If only one pitcher from each era was allowed in the hall there wouldn't be very many would there?
>>69047514
>ZERO INDIVIDUAL ACHIEVEMENTS
see>>69047010
>NLCS MVP
>WS MVP
>Lowest WS ERA
>SI Sportsman of the Year
>Silver Slugger
>currently tied for most HRs among active pitchers
>>>(Only Pitcher to homer of Kershaw ... twice)
>most of all: NOT a post-season choker
>tfw the dodgers can never lose the world series to the Giants
Why live?
Bumshit won't make the hall of fame because Kershaw took home all the Cy Youngs but because bumshit just never won anything on his own.
Ryan is the all-time strikeout king, Marichal lead the league in wins Niekro lead the league in wins, strikeouts, innings pitched. Bumgarner has lead in nothing. He's a 3 ERA pitcher that has won championships with his team. That's very nice but not hall of fame.
If this makes you mad Idk what to say
>>69048392
>>NLCS MVP
>>WS MVP
Beating the KC Royals is hall of fame?
>Padres manager Andy Green, whose team is hosting the All-Star Game, will serve as a coach on Terry Collins' All-Star staff. Otherwise, Collins is taking his coaches -- no other NL managers.
Seriously, fuck this guy
>>69048489
I didn't realize the KC Royals were in the NLCS?
>>69048392
>SI Sportsman of the Year
does this or any of what you listed even matter?
>>69048496
>NL's hopes for WS home field advantage lies in the hands of the Mest and Padres managers
SIX STRIKEOUTS IN 2 INNINGS IN DETROIT
>>69048496
>AL Gets the homefield advantage again
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>69048465
That's your opinion and that's fine. If I had to bet on it I would say he won't get in just because I don't think he'll rack up enough wins and hof'ers love that meme. He's a sub 3 ERA pitcher at the moment which is certainly worthy of the hall of fame if other requirements are met. I was never advocating him to be in the hall of fame, just saying it's possible. If he puts up killer numbers over the next 3-5 years before he gets older then it will help his case. He's only 26 and it's too early to tell. still a lot of baseball to be played
>>69047814
All wins count the same but the trend is obvious. The cusb are this month's version of the who's and the Phillies.
Who's ready for another night of disappointment?
>>69048586
>It's DH time!!
>No, AL, no!
Is it possible the cubs could pull a nats and not even make post season?
>>69048722
probably not tbqywyj
they have a deep team and are probably gonna make trades that will make them better and deeper
plus, their division sucks
>>69048722
no, the Cardinals aren't good enough to pull off what the Mets did
aside from their head-to-head match ups, the Cardinals have not taken advantage of the Cubs recent struggles
Anyone watching the college world series?
royals cardinals
>>69048804
>>69048804
>>69048804
which was the worse MVP decision:
>Sosa over McGwire in 1998
>Joe Gordon over Ted Williams in 1942
?
>>69048816
>amateur sports
Giolito?
More like Gio-single amirite?
>>69048850
>mid season games that don't matter.
@GregJohnsMLB 50m50 minutes ago
Felix threw off mound in bullpen for first time today. Servais said he looked good. Doesn't rule out getting him back before AS break.
>rain delay
>>69049175
he has given up any hits yet?
Is Kershaw kill?
>>69049329
>no "no-hitter after 3 innings!!!" watch
kinda glad desu
>>69049368
>saw a "perfect game watch" after 5 innings the other day
fucking disgusting
>>69049368
Instead we have Kluber after 5
>mfw > Reddick wins one for da town tonight
>>69049463
I believe you.
>>69049459
>after 5
Call me in an inning or two
>>69049463
P-Pls don't embarrass us again tonight
>Futures Game rosters teeming with prospects
isn't that kinda the point?
>>69049452
yeah, but the games themselves are getting so common it's ridiculous.
>homer bailey has 2 no-hitters
>pedro martinez had 9 perfect innings but lost it in the 10th–it doesn't count under MLB rules, and a 17-K one-hitter vs. the Yanks in the Bronx broken up in the 5th by current Red Sox batting coach Chili Davis
>philip humber had a perfect game
>greg maddux never got close
sometimes the world just isn't fair
>blue jays rain delay
>sportsnet puts on rangers vs yankees game
fuck off with this shit
>red sox leading
>chris archer pitching for the rays
tonight's gonna be a good night
>>69049830
Where it is also raining
>>69049808
just shows how hard a no hitter actually is
>Kerry Wood
>pitch the greatest game of all time per gamescore
>still couldn't throw a no hitter
>>69049808
>there will never be another perfecto ever again
feels good
>perfect game
>20 K's
Which is more impressive?
>>69049934
>perfect game
>done 20-something times in major league history
>20 Ks
>done 5 times in major league history
you tell me
>>69049934
perfect
>>69049934
are you retarded? perfect game
Sounds like Coors Field is completely flooded right now. Rockies beat writer saying the water in the tunnel from the clubhouse to the dugout is knee deep. If this game gets played tonight, it won't be for a while.
>>69049906
There were three perfect games in that year. Pretty crazy
>>69049934
20 K, way less of a luck factor
>>69049879
yeah, same with Clemens and Scherzer in their 20K games. you'd think between the terrible Mariners team Clemens faced in his first that he'd completely shut them down (he gave up 3 hits and 1 run), and the Tigers team from the second was fucking awful (and he still gave up 5 in the shutout in an overall down year for him).
Meanwhile, Scherzer gave up 6 hits and didn't even get a shutout.
>>69049934
20 K CGSO > No Hitter > 20 K CG
>>69049934
20 Ks require far more skill. As long as you've got a good defense behind you, anyone can throw a no-hitter, or even a perfect game with a bit of luck
>Fuckholds threw a no-no in his second career start
>the Red Sox have had four no-hitters (no perfectos tho) this millennium
>tfw you still miss Jon Lester
>>69050016
I agree. I respect both answers but 20 K's has been done far fewer times and there's virtually no luck involved.
>10 pm start time
Worst Coast games are a mistake
>>69050199
>b-but muh 4pm games!
ikr
>>69050199
yup
>>69050102
didn't Scherzer have the opportunity to get 21 on the last batter, too?
>>69050199
I like the occasional comfy late night game
>spankees getting spanked
>beltre homers
[dances internally]
>>69050181
>tfw Jon Lester
Does kluber ever show emotion?
>>69048496
>mest
>>69050181
not to mention
>a gook threw the no-hitter that Pedro was supposed to have thrown
>said gook's was the second of his career
Is there anything that Cherington did right as GM of the Sox?
>steer them to the basement hohoho
>>69050599
won a World Series
What's for dinner angelbros?
>>69050774
>being fat
51 wins, APOLOGIZE
>>69050774
dats looking good, real good mane
>>69050833
still don't understand why Texas has such a boner for Seattle's quarterback
>>69050774
>angry orchard
Cole Hamels does it again
>Cusb
This is one whacky roller coaster.
GET FUCKED CUSB
THE RAGS ARE BEST NOW BITCHES
Ichiro - 2, 986
>>69050908
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
windians!
OAK Athletics vs SF Giants
10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT
>>69050863
>>69050863
>>69050863
Only teams with 11-game winning streaks can post in this thread
>>69050941
gg Cleveland :)
>>69050774
the pepperonis look like the tips of dicks cut off and hollowed out
>>69046934
WWWWWWWWWWWindians Cy Young reporting
>>69050908
WEW
>>69050971
Oy vey a Shoah Special
>>69050963
Hope to see you tomorrow. Too bad I missed most of the game thread because of work, seemed like a good one.
>11 game meme streak
Uhhh who cares? The Rangers just won 51 games, nobody cares that the Indians are beating up on the worst teams in the league
>CUBES
WEW LADS
Any O's or Dads fans want a thread
WWWWWWWWWWindians
Feels good man
>>69051004
This statement is false since Cleveland is not currently paying the Rangers.
Cubs FO SCRAMBLING to call New York
>>69051035
this is bad and you should feel bad
ONLY TEAMS WITH 50 OR MORE WINS MAY POST IN THIS THREAD
>>69051035
Why is the photo on the right cut off?
>>69050908
Top kek
Seafaring bandits @ Seafaring explorers
>>69051066
>>69051066
ONLY TEAMS WHO ARE COMFY MAY POST IN THIS THREAD.
>>69051061
You can't stop me though
>>69051055
>>69051067
I didn't make this so i really don't know
>>69051089
What's up
>>69051035
I'm fine with the LoCain Train and Buc Truck but...
Yeah you gotta put more work into this mane.
50 HITS IN 2016
2985 HITS
15 HITS UNTIL 3000
>>69051035
Bruh
Bruh
U gotta get ur own sound dawg
I would just adore it if a big brown Indian chief mated with my wife and breeded my families whiteness out of existence
Anyways back to baseball, go Indians! Rangers suck!
>>69051141
Jesus that post made me ashamed to be a Tribe fan
51 HITS IN 2016
2986 HITS
14 HITS UNTIL 3000
>>69051134
>>69051138
TBQHWYA I agree. My shoop skills are shit but I'm volunteering to work on it tomorrow since I'm off.
>>69051165
I think it's a false flag, senpai
>>69051141
Wow I didnt know Indians fans were so pathetic, I am now officially a new Rangers fan.
>>69051067
because the Indians don't have any special-ed kids like Machado to drag along in a tard wagon behind them
>>69051141
WTF I hate the Indians now
Which city is more pathetic, Dallas or Cleveland?
>>69051141
>>69051165
If you want a squaw to breed with you you could've just asked me lol.
What's with all the Rangers/Indians meming? Did I miss some sort of new hot meme?
>>69050908
Wait until the Cubs win tonight
>>69051004
But the Windians swept the White Sox and we all know they're your kryptonite.
>>69051141
>>69051185
>>69051201
Painful samefagging
>>69051141
Wow I can no longer support the Indians, Im a Rangers bro now, Rangers are better anyway
The threads were never this bad before Rags fans came out of the woodwork
all these weeks begging for the Cubs to fall out of 1st overall, well congratulations you got your fall
so now that the threads a cesspool of shitty Texans, what the next step of your master plan?
>>69051216
kek
>>69051202
cleveland by far
dallas at least has a history of winning for the past 60 years, cleveland has this year's NBA championship since 1948
>>69051209
Jasy fans died so rags fans had to false flag and samefag as someone else
at least until they can start watching the cowboys choke
>>69051004
And why can't you, the "best team" win eleven games in a row? You can't even win nine!
>>69051236
Disgusting frogposting
>>69051236
No need to lie man
>>69051248
Just carpet bomb Texas
>>69051141
Uh, oh. If only there were Indians left in the world
>>69051209
Indians have a hot af win streak going, landfags amp up the banter. Some >rags poster got unsettled by this and started shitposting against them.
I'm trying to tell these new Injuns bros that randers aren't worth it but it keeps happening.
>the city of Colorado
https://twitter.com/spillygoat19/status/747959882704265216
>>69051250
and the browns' NFL championships from before the merger (basically meaningless)
>Only working stream is the Dad's one
>>69051293
Flooding?
>lincecum sweating after 12 pitches
Should I go to bed now?
>>69051293
I thought this was more of an Oakland thing?
People shit on Wrigley and Fenway for being old, but at least that doesn't happen to them
>>69051293
>be me
>live like 6 miles from coors
>hasn't rained all day here
>>69051250
>history of winning
Not in baseball.
>>69051274
You literally cut off the part where the (You) is at lol.
>>69051320
delet this
>>69051334
Dallas area teams have won championships in the other 3 major sports, baseball is next.
>>69051289
From my perspective, the Rags started it. I only started shitposting when rags fags started being insufferable
>>69051358
>>69051358
>>69051358
Oreos v. Dads
O's and Dad's
>>69051352
>>69051352
I really wish my cable didn't get fucked by the storm. The Dad's crew is kinda cringe
>>69051356
Each Cleveland team has won a championship. What's your excuse?
>>69051365
That was my point desu. Just ignore them, once they lose they'll go away again.
>>69051350
Berkeley man here, you can't deny the Coliseum is shit.
Well that's awkward
>>69051334
in sports overall
>cowboys dynasties, even if they're eternally mediocre disappointments/chokers now
>mavs are constant contenders in the stacked NBA WC
>stars are relevant again and have 2 SC app with 1 win
rangers will get one sooner or later
>>69051383
You mothefucker
>>69051388
The Texas Rangers didn't even exist the last time the Indians won a championship.
>cain injured
>>69051388
cleveland only has 3 teams
>>69051380
>>69051383
Outside observer, MMR made his first so his should be official. Just my two cents.
>>69051413
It all returns to nothing.
>>69051408
Hate not the trollgull, for it was one of 2013's dankest memes
ONE
>>69051411
And the Rangers don't have any championships at all.
>>69051406
I hope you do win eventually. But my team is doing very well for once and I like that. You guys consistently do well. Let me fucking have this
>>69051446
STRIKE
>>69051448
So neither team has won a championship since the Rangers came into existence.
>>69051477
AWAY
>>69051477
MEME
>>69051448
not since the Rangers became a franchise.
>getting memed on by the Marlels
>btfo by best pitching staff of the 90s
the 90s Indians were so disappointing
THE SHOW question.
For Diamond Dynasty, the 'command' missions. Where it says for example, "complete 1000 innings with cubs players". What does this mean exactly? Like is one inning one at bat? Is it defensively for every 3 outs get a inning?
Thanks.
>>69051491
MULTIPLIED BY
>>69051424
Eh, either's fine. It's only going to be like 3 people anyway.
>>69051468
not a rags fan, mang, but you can have that
>>69051491
TWICE
I used to be an Indians fan, but after realizing that the Rangers have 51 wins and the Indians only have 46, I saw the error in my ways. I am now a ragmissle.
My team may suck, but I will be eternally comfy.
>>69051509
TWO
>umpstros
Apparently Indians fans havent heard of Dallas fans "autism" on here, dont enter a war you cant win, Cleveland.
>>69051554
Fuck off retard.
we finally won a fucking game
>>69051584
Its true, I've only recently discovered the wonders of /sp/ mlb gamethreads and only just realized that Dallas fans are a cancer
Reminder that there are 2 million illegal mexicans moving from California for Texas everyday
Why is Cleveland's most famous star, Lebron James, a DALLAS Cowboys fan? Im a Dallas fan now too, go Rangers
GREINKE DEAD
Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks 1m1 minute ago
Zack Greinke has been removed from tonight's #Dbacks game. Randall Delgado now pitching. We'll pass along an update as soon as we can.
how has the reds bullpen managed to hold on this long
>>69051652
One must ask themselves-what is better, /mlb/ with a thriving cancer, or a dead /mlb/?
>>69051730
>One must ask themselves
I apologize in advance for this, but the correct say to say that is "one must ask oneself"
>>69051584
I noticed them in /nba/. Less noteworthy since the Mavs are beyond horrid.
>>69051714
It's also a back issue.
>>69051711
>>69051714
>155,041,693.00 British Pounds
>>69051714
EVERYONES ACE IS GETTING BTFO
CANCEL THE SEASON
>>69051767
Yes, because /nba/ where they make fake broships and start fang gang wars isn't horrid...
>>69051806
And yet even in such an environment the Dallas fans manage to be the shittiest.
>>69051763
Lol idiot oneself isnt even a word
>>69051695
Because Jerry Jones invites him to hang out in the owners box all the time. The Browns owner is such a retard he won't even give Lebron a vip pass.
>>69051695
>Why is Lebron James a Dallas Cowboys bandwagoner
Fixed that for you amigo. He grew up a Bulls, Cowboys and Yankees "fan", most urban ghetto blacks and Mexicans are bandwagon as fuck.
>>69051829
Nope, literally the only time we even posted in /nba/ was when Deandre cucked us, besides that we hardly ever post in /nba/
Also if thats the first time you noticed it...welcome to 4chan newfag
I just wanted to be happy. Braves will make me happy and sad.
>>69051872
>damage control
Is the Dallasposting in /mlb/, /nba/ and /nfl/ all Tiki and Zangief without their trips or are all people in Dallas this obnoxious?
>>69051898
yes and yes
>>69051888
Doesnt really make sense lel, check KnowYourMeme to see what damage control means
>>69051898
No, but we've reached the point where people just call every Dallas anon tiki
>>69051830
Yes it is.
>>69051898
Tiki has no style, at least Zangief had some pizazz to being a complete fucking waste of space.
Tiki passed his prime, everyone thinks he's the leader of Dallas fans here, he's not, I don't mean to brag, but over the last few years every time Dallas fans have gotten rowdy and taken over /nfl/ or /mlb/ it's been started by me, I'm like George Soros, if I want rowdy, violent Dallas fans then I will orchestrate it, then Tiki will join in like the little puppet he is.
>>69052046
How many Guy Fawkes masks do you own?
>Phillies """"""baserunning""""""
>>69052046
what pattern is your newest fedora?
>>69052080
None, never underestimate the power of autism+alcohol, anything is possible.
>>69052101
Do you have a feminine penis?
#WhiteSox runs scored in Jose Quintana's 18 losses in 2015-16:
1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 0, 1, 1, 3, 2, 1, 1, 3, 0, 2, 1, 0
>>69052126
he sucks now so it doesn't matter
MEME ALERT
TRAVIS WOOD IS ENTERING THE GAME AS A POSITION PLAYER (LF) IN AN EXTRA INNING GAME
TRAVIS WOOD IS ACTUALLY LITERALLY ABOUT TO COME IN THE GAME AND PLAY LEFT FIELD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HOLY FUCK THIS MEME BETTER WORK
Come watch Angels Astros
>>69052190
>>69052190
>>69052190
this game is broadcast on MLB tv FOR FREE
discus angelbros
where were you when Joc Pederson was kill
>>69052235
Her snapchats are like the PG-13 rated version of her insta posts
Zack Greinke left tonight's #Dbacks game with tightness in his left oblique.
wow its nothing
>>69052205
>Not paying to watch every game with the comfy radio broadcast at the same time
>calling yourself a real fan
>leadoff triple
>no runs score
>>69052302
>not being comfy at the stadium regardless of the team's record
>calling yourself a fan.
The Mariners hit a ball off the wall in almost centerfield with runners on 1st and 2nd and did not score a run or hit a double.
>>69052098
How funny is it that a "fedora" keeps fooling you? I always change my posting style, sometimes I use apostrophes, sometimes I dont, sometimes I double space sometimes I don't, sometimes I capitalize, sometimes I DONT, sometimes I spell correctly, sometimes I spell uncorrectly, you'll be replying to me tomorrow and you wont even know its me, I'm the puppet master in the shadows controlling what you talk about, so just remember, tomorrow when you're responding to rangers fans, I made you do that
This place is run by a Dallas fan pulling all the strings, remember that.
>Kersh DL
>Greinke DL
>Syndergaard DL
is this the only way bumshit falls into "elite" status?
>>69052302
>Not canceling your cable service and watching your local team on MLBtv with a proxy
>>69052205
>We've determined that you are located within the local broadcast area of this game, and are therefore blacked out of this game. Live audio and full game archives are available with your subscription.
Fuck you MLB.tv
>>69052336
>Living to far away to go to games
>Deciding to support their team by paying full price for every game
Fucking Blackouts got me tonight though
>>69051880
Barfs were dominant as fuck back in the day though, you'll always have that
>>69052346
how many outs?
>>69052362
You sound like a real faggot lol.
>>69052367
>bumshit
>elite pitcher
good one m8
>>69052336
cleveland's problem is that a lot of fans are displaced elsewhere in ohio or even the country, and nobody wants to move closer to cleveland because... it's cleveland
>>69052420
i guess that's slightly understandable.....must have been a big fat guy on 2nd
>>69052416
>tfw curry posting time
>>69052411
I might move back, but the city has to get better at not being a shithole before I consider it.
Also, I like the south better
>>69052235
>>69052394
>>69052416
Stop flooding mlb with old uggos
>>69052362
Jesus Christ the Autism is off the charts with this one
>>69052396
You think that because I made you think that :^)
You can't even tell if I'm being serious or not, can you?
TRAVIS WOOD IS NOW COMING IN TO PITCH
SPENCER PATTON (RHP) IS NOW IN LEFT FIELD
>>69052435
Was Cano lmao. really did look like it was going out, so he had to run far back to 3rd
TRAVIS WOOD IS COMING IN FROM LEFT FIELD TO PITCH
AND SPENCER PATTON IS COMING IN FROM THE MOUND TO PLAY LEFT FIELD
Joe Maddon thinks he's fucking LaRussa huh?
Fuck that nigga
>>69052442
>2011+5
>being an A's fan
>>69052448
Is it, or am I just making you think Im autistic? You will think whatever I want you to think
>>69052468
>>69052476
Holy moly lel.
>>69052476
Did LaRussa ever bring a pitcher in as a defensive replacement for a position player when the was not an injury?
>>69052481
Literally just because of the fags in the City. Fucking East Bay niggas don't do that homo shit.
>>69052442
Have sex
TRAVIS WOOD IS GOING BACK TO LEFT FIELD
SPENCER PATTON IS COMING BACK FROM LEFT FIELD TO PITCH AGAIN
THE BALL BOY BROUGHT OUT THE GLOVES, SO HE BASICALLY MADE A PITCHING CHANGE
UN REAL
Who is the least favorite player on your team?
I'm a Royals fan who is done with Yordano Ventura. His control blows, he is teeth-grindingly inconsistent, and his worthless ass can't go innings. He needs to get his head out of his ass and realize that he has blown his chance at being a superstar. I'm taking no more excuses for him anymore.
Is JOC ded?
>>69052540
What the fuck is going on?
>>69052517
>Pride Night is Sold Out
riiiiiight
literally the only time the A's sell out
>>69052553
Stop Joc posting faggot
>>69052553
He was never good to begin with.
>>69052556
Must see TV.
>>69052563
No it just means all 50 tickets they had for pride night were bought by some LGBBQ org so they could have a Ball's and Bat's night out
>>69052517
>AIDS Project East Bay
east bay sounds bretty gay to me bruh
Urias finally got his first win.
Rizzo wouldn't be able to make that play.
Too fat and too focused on making meme "catches" in the stands.
jays @ rookies
>>69052804
>>69052804
>>69052811
WE'RE NOT DONE YET
PEDRO STROP IN LEFT FIELD, TRAVIS WOOD BACK ON THE MOUND
>>69052874
In one game, the Cubs are challenging for Chicago's crown on performance art
>>69051448
>Indians fans literally living in the past
Typical
Cusb with a grand slam, firmly saying "no, Rags, tonight you do not take the top percentage
seriously fuck SOLER
Does any manager in sports meme harder than Joe Maddon?
>>69052918
>rags ignoring parts of the present which hurt the fee fees
Typical
Can we just call these threads Rangers General?
who did this senpai
https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/4q9xqj/costanza_knows_baseball/
Wow, this fluke Cavs championship has really emboldened Cleveland fans, it's a shame you won't even make it to the World Series so the Rangers can rape you.
>>69052961
2012 called, they want their meme back lol.
IF MEMES ARE FOR US, WHO CAN BE AGAINST US
fastest team to 50 wins, highest winning%, tied for best record, run differential, et. al.
>>69052998
A billy goat is the only thing standing in your way to a WS, what do you do?
>>69052998
Joc Pederson AC Joint bruise
>>69052998
What we lack in luck because of bullshit like the Tardinals pull off daily or umpball like >>69053002, Maddon meme magic is the only thing left.
>>69053014
>>69053016
memes can break curses
>>69053002
two straight now, never post that crap again, where the fuck do they get their pitch data from
that ball was not even fucking close to being a strike, in location at least. maybe on the swing it was a strike
Hmm this Giants pic really makes me think!
>>69053010
>are better than your team
>;^)
It took the Cubs 76 games to reach 50 wins
Why then did it take the Rags 77 games to reach 50 wins?
>>69053093
Cubs play in the worst division, also lol 50 wins? Rangers are already at 51 wins...catch up
>>69053106
That's the wrong hand
>>69053110
>Al West
>not the worst division in baseball after AL Central
Go home Bizarro
>>69053121
>he doesn't have 2 left hands
I went to a Mariners game over the weekend (the one where the guy ran on the field). Do you guys every cheer? Seriously. The Cardinal fans were louder than you guys until the ninth inning when Cishek almost blew it again. I've seen more life at an Angel game and that's just sad.
>>69053093
Half their starters are are on the DL or out for the season because of injuries and the bullpen is shit where they normally can't go multiple innings without inflating their ERA.
Also the batting is inconsistent as fuck
>>69053110
>AL Worst
>Not the Worst
really though what
>SF "bullpen"
Fucking dying.
> Reddick
>>69053172
riot juice?
>>69051248
Watching the team collapse and the despair of its fans
>>69053162
HEY FUCK YOU FAGGOT
>>69053179
You now have to recognize the A's as the Dodger's real credible threat lol.
>>69053157
Lol at Tigers fans..still mad that we raped you in the playoffs where you were supposed to win the world series, how many homers did Nelson Cruz hit off you again?
>>69053152
But AL Central and East and NL east are the only good divisions.
>>69053152
>AL Central 2nd worst
>not the NL Central
T___s and Whos > Deds and Broors
>>69053093
Because the Cubs play in a league that over 76 games 5 of those games are comprised solely of free outs thrown to opposing pitchers
So really the Cubs still haven't technically gotten to 50 wins yet
>>69053072
Hey Tiki, I'm curious, are you ever going to disavow the idea that we are the same poster or are you going to keep pretending and hinting that we are the same person so your irrelevant trip ass can stay relevant? You're washed up garbage, stop taking credit for my work. Zangief was always better than you btw
>>69053245
>Arcade League """"""fans""""""" use this """""""logic""""""""
>>69053245
Wins don't have to come in 9 inning games (rained shortened games are a thing) so the Cubs have technically gotten 50 wins in 71 games
RAGS BTFO
Why the fuck do I even come to this thread anymore?
>>69053197
No.
Dodgers have only lost to Sonny Gray on a complete game masterpiece he threw last season..
This 2016 SF team is fucking trash.
Easily their worst since 2014.
>>69053264
Zangief please put your trip back on.
>>69053264
I thought it was already obvious we were different posters.
Is that why you are posting so much so you can create that narrative or something? Kinda sad. You keep doing you booboo butbut I'm an Elder trip around these parts and when you have the Trip wisdom that I do you know when to post quality and get lots of (You)s and when to let a fan boy such as yourself just feed the fire
>>69053281
Who is your team? You getting bullied /b/ro?
>>69053289
Not Zangief, every oldfag knows Zangief>Tiki, shut yo newtrip fag ass up
My team is the Kansas City Royals. Please bully me
>>69053311
No shit I know Zangief was better. Where did he even go?
>>69053305
Rangers are my team, these threads have just been significantly shittier than usual lately.
>>69053327
bumshit looked like an elite pitcher against your team.
I don't know if anything more embarrassing exists.
>>69053350
not winning a pennant since 1988 when your payroll is highest in the majors most years?
>>69053346
Mariners fans
Astros Fans
>>69053346
Who are the Dads? lol jk.
>>69053346
texass
>>69053346
Blow Gays
>>69053369
2016 World Series Winners
>>69053369
RAGS!
>>69053377
>never won
>>69053362
My team won a world series in 2001. Is that inferiority complex acting up m8?
>>69053369
Analslime?
>>69053384
You choose the next category.
>>69051317
That's just what he does, man. He wilts and evaporates 10% of his body weight in the sun/heat.
>>69053388
Post-90s
>>69053377
>what is 92 and 93
>>69053399
2002 mate.
>>69053409
Put your trip back on, mate
Its nice when your team causes so much butthurt and jealousy and forces feeble minds to shitpost in protest
>>69053378
So in 121 less games, Prince Has alnost the same stats as Ian?
Wow... Really made me think...
>>69053428
>I know that feel.....
>>69053402
Potent potables
>>69053192
Ha! You know it's true.
>>69053298
Ohhh Tiki, I've been here just as long if not longer than you, you've become a nobody, you're an unoriginal faggot, how many times are you going to post this "elder trip" meme? Your trip has come to the point of copying Zangief, pretending to be a crazy liberal for (you)s and copying material from Dallas anons, your entire reputation has become dependent on people confusing witty Dallas anons as being you without your trip on, retire your trip and become anonymous, your time has been up for years, you're the only one that hasnt noticed yet.
Ever since I was born, the A's have been either chokers or jokers. It's like they forgot how to win.
>THE RAGS TOTALLY WONT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS
>R-RAGS
>>69053472
beer cans
In 18.2 MLB innings this season, J.J. WHO?ver has given up 29 hits, including 9 (NINE) home runs, 12 walks, and 28 earned runs.
He has a 13.50 ERA, 9.90 FIP, and a 6.23 xFIP.
Joe DannemanVerified account @FOX19Joe 45m45 minutes ago
That's the 6th grand slam given up by JJ Hoover in his career. That's a new #Reds record.
Chris BaileyVerified account @Kentuckyweather 27m27 minutes ago
Remember 3 years ago when some people would say "stick to weather" because I said JJ Hoover was a terrible pitcher? #crickets
Terry Marshall @CoachMarshall31 33m33 minutes ago
JJ Hoover just named starting pitcher of the home run derby! #reds
TitanicStruggle @TitanicStruggle 36m36 minutes ago
"What is also amazing is the number of home runs that JJ Hoover gives up. I've never seen anything like it"Marty at the end of a brutal loss
Dan Hoard @Dan_Hoard 43m43 minutes ago
Juan Francisco, Paul Goldschmidt, Allen Craig, Ike Davis, Starling Marte, Javier Baez...current members of "Grand Slam off JJ Hoover" club
Baseball @baseballminutia 46m46 minutes ago
Pete Rose batted 14,053 times, and hit one grand slam. JJ Hoover has faced 1030 batters and given up 6 grand slams #Reds
Reds Baseball @RedsTalk2016 51m51 minutes ago
HAHAHAHA. Literally no words. JJ Hoover is an absolute joke. I've never seen a more sorry excuse of a major league pitcher.
The Cubs have used 15 players in the outfield this year
>>69053409
>doesn't comprehend the word NEVER
KYS
>>69053493
We'll accept it, but all answers must be in the form of a question from here on. Please select the next category.
MOST HATED TEAMS/PLAYERS ON /MLB/:
>KERSHAW
>RAGS
>CHIRAQ
>CUSB
>CANADA
>KANSAS CITY
OBJECTIONS?
>>69053527
There's that one guy that hates Harper
>>69053470
:^) astute observation
>liberal
lol
>>69053492
>people actually had the Mariners or the Astros winning the division
kek
>>69053513
potpourri
>>69053470
Shut up max
>>69053506
>doesn't comprehend Obvious b8/Shitposting
>>69053494
>He has a 13.50 ERA, 9.90 FIP, and a 6.23 xFIP.
poor guy tbph
When did it become cool to hate Texas?....
Sincere question.
Texas = Mini México.
>>69053575
If Texas is mini Mexico, Socal is full on Mexico.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>69053630
RAGS
>>69053630
who are the rags
>>69053641
Sorry anon, you did not answer in the form of a question, so it didn't count.
>>69053655
Anonymous, you now control the board.
>>69053665
By The Numbers
>>69053655
>>69053641
God Damn the samefagging is painfully obvious....
Can the mods give this board IDs?
>>69053543
Give it up Tiki, you changed your trip for a reason, irrelevant, you know for a fact you havent led our fanbase for years now, in fact, just a year ago you hated our new leader, me, But you joined along like a good little bitch, you know what Im talking about, nfl general
>>69053676
>>>69053655 (You)
>>>69053641 (You)
>God Damn the samefagging is painfully obvious....
>Can the mods give this board IDs?
>>69053692
Your point?
>>69053709
what is the al west
New
>>69053736
New
>>69053736
New.
>>69053736
>>69053751
>(You)
>>69053733
Correct. And that post count means it's now time for Final Jeopardy. The category is...
Streaking. Contestants, place your bets now.
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