>tfw son of Iceland immigrants in Portugal
>tfw I can cheer for based Iceland and still have Portugal as a back up plan
>tfw literally divided between the ultimate good guy and the ultimate bad guy
MY ANCESTORS ARE SMILING AT MY MEMES /sp/, CAN YOU SAY THE SAME ?
>>69023801
>tfw I can cheer for based Iceland and still have Portugal as a back up plan
That's why immigrants will never assimilate.
Are you the same guy who made the thread on /int/ detailing how pissed off you were that your parents didn't stay in Iceland?
>>69023847
I can barely speak Icelandic since my parents only raised me speaking Portuguese.
I barely have any culture from there.
I'm as Portuguese as they come.
This is just football and memes.
>>69023923
HOW IN THE FUCK.
>>69023801
why did your parents flee iceland anyway
>>69023969
enjoy wine and sunshine, brother
>>69024025
They were afraid of the Volcano. It killed my family in the past.
>>69023801
>I can cheer for based Iceland and still have Portugal as a back up plan
one of those cunts
>>69024025
>Desolate Island or a place with sunny beaches in Western Europe
>Flee
Jee I wonder.
They fell for memes though. They came to the North and fuck does it rain here.
Cheap way for vacations in Alentejo and Algarve though.
>>69024074
Why Portugal?
>>69023801
>>69023923
looks like we have a blogposter on our hands.
great website this has turned into
>>69024067
I thought I was safe out of /int/.
>>69023801
>son of Iceland immigrants in Portugal
You're a fucking aquaman dude, get your ass on a ship and go discover a continent
>>69024117
>great food and wine
>sunny
>beaches
Why not?
>>69024206
>Why not?
Oh brother... So many reasons.
Why don't you leave Poortugal? It's a shitty nation with nothing going for it. It's not even fucking white.
>>69023801
>Iceland immigrants in Portugal
Why on earth would anyone do that?
>>69024298
We are pretty comfy here mate.
>>69024074
no fucking way is this real
>>69023801
You're no different from a stupid chicano.
Kill yourself, retard.
>>69024355
But why? You're fucking poor as shit in Poortugal? In the USA, I am rich. You are not.
>>69024310
Climate
>>69024426
Money can't buy you happiness.
>>69024398
Juan being based for once
>>69024433
Southern France has good climate, good beaches and better job market than Portugal though.
>>69024433
Buy a damn coat.
>>69024398
Yes he is different than chicanos. Because unlike chicanos he isn't here to sell drugs and kill people.
>>69024481
Southern France is crawling with Muslim niggers though.
>>69024481
But it's more expensive and has higher taxes. I know some scandis who considered moving to France then decided on Spain or Portugal because it's cheaper.
>>69024447
Money buys me the greatest healthcare and education in the world. What does money buy you? Oh that's right, more beer to drown yourself with.
>>69024426
Come on lad, the USA is a shittier place to live in in every metric other than money and employment opportunities. If you're rich in the USA, you'd have a much better life in Portugal. If you're not, you'd still have a better life here, too.
>>69024570
And all that healthcare and education you paid for brought you to 4chan, just like me with my free Education and Healthcare.
>>69024374
it's not, only one man died in an eruption in 1973, before that I'm pretty sure nobody's died by a volcano since the 18th century.
>>69024513
I do sell wine though.
>>69024637
Wine is our national drink so I would say you are fully integrated in our society.
>>69024660
Thanks.
Now back to sports otherwise I'm giving >>69024118 the reason.
With all this I've been more proud of seeing Iceland play.
If Portugal showed all that heart, we would wreck everyone.
>>69024570
>greatest healthcare
>USA
Are you memeing? Our healthcare is better than yours.
>>69024623
>only one man died in an eruption in 1973
It was his grandpa
>>69024637
What wine though?
>>69024623
>only one man died in an eruption
>implying the other Icelanders weren't throwing them in it for ever considering leaving for Portugal
>>69024810
kek
>>69023801
How much pussy do you get? I assume you're a 1,85m tall blue-eyed blond
>>69024513
Nice generalization but he's still acting like a chicano.
Nothing more disgusting than seeing a retard with no true allegiance to a specific country.
Fuck off.
>>69024719
Fucking disgusting, kill yourself.
Why is Portugal part of the bad side?
>>69023801
>m-muh heritage
Thanks for blogging, reddit. Where can I subscribe?
>>69024922
Don't you have like a wall to build or something?
>>69024758
Whatever one you want.
>>69024902
PFT.
Same as any Portuguese I guess.
>I assume you're a 1,85m tall blue-eyed blond
Nope.
>>69024942
>this post bothers me so I will bump it so other people see it
>>69024935
>>69024952
KEK, you still keep acting like a chicano.
Every time they get exposed they pretend to be Trumpfags.
Fucking pathetic piece of shit, kill yourself.
>>69025005
Why the hate lmao
>>69024981
>what is sage
Redditor it is.
>son
>not a blonde daughter
>>69025041
Because chicanos are pathetic and disgusting with no true sense of allegiance.
If you keep acting like them then you are trash like them.
>tfw i dont have a cool background
FUCK YOU POORTUGAL
>>69023801
Most people i talk to are actually happy for Iceland, people are all like "Yeah let them show everyone we didnt tie with a weak team"
So everyone i know let a grin out when Iceland defeated England.
>>69025068
I didn't say I reported anything nor did I report anything, but thanks for announcing your report, you retarded newshit.
>>69025114
You won't be letting a grin out once we lose to them in the final.
>>69025121
Stop falling for the bait ffs
>>69025114
More like we laugh at the "bifes" whenever we can when football happens
>>69025147
>he thinks I'm the one falling for the bait
:^)
>>69025125
I know right.. thats what everyone is saying
"I bet if we get to the final with Iceland we will loose to them"
>>69024935
we have ronaldo so half of /sp/ already hates us
/sp/ thought we would lose to croatia and after we won we started a shitposting marathon which caused the other 50% join the hate club
>>69025213
It would be pretty funny. I wouldn't even be mad.
>>69023801
t. joaosson
>>69025277
mywivesson
>>69025286
As apposed to what?
Your husbandsson?
Just imagine Portugal vs Iceland in the final.
The game is 0-0 with Iceland massacring the whole game.
But in the 90+3 Portugal counterattacks and Ronaldo is taken down in a very very hard to decide penalty.
He scores the penalti and rips off his shirt playing shirtless the rest of the extra time only yelling TSSSUUUUUUUUUUU when getting the ball.
/sp/ would lose their shit.
>>69023801
Hey I remember you
>>69024752
Kek
>>69023969
>>69023923
I remember this episode.
>>69023801
>Implying Iceland won't be raped by France's refugee players
>Implying Penaldo will ever score for Portugal
