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>england trying to confirm the BREXIT without telling wales
first for football coming home
>>69000458
have sex you reddit fatty
bad op edition
>>69000528
>>69000533
>>69000540
>>>/facebook/
>>69000527
the usual british form
>>69000524
Wales exercising that veto
>>69000566
redditor spotted
lose weight
>>69000533
ANIME
ANIBE
ANI KUKURYKU
Fuck off weeaboos and Hodgson edition
>>69000533
oh shit I just noticed. delete the thread, OP is faggot
alli doesn't half cunt it does he
xth for being in a healthy sexual relationship and also being a redditor :^)
I like the OP image a lot.
Lionel Messi
> Interact with player (int)
>> Reconsider International Retirement
Anime.
Sterling's going to get two before the game's over.
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ENGLAND
[hahaha]
What the fucking christ
>shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart >shart
>hart
kill you're self oyu hopeless cunt
I'm not even mad, this is quite funny
M E M E S
>Head and Shoulders
RELOAD THE SAVE!
RELOAD THE SAVE!
RELOAD THE SAVE!
what the fuck is this
HOLY SHIT
HART WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I've fucking had enough of this.
FUCK OFF HODGSON YOU OWL-FACED CUNT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hart voted #brexit
McGovern > Hart
>>69000700
you can't imagine how much i want to kill myself if that helps a little bit to make him reconsider leaving the NT
i can't live in a world where my country pushed the best player in the world to think he's not made for the national team
i just can't
>>69001142
trying to take the pressure off of you
Only England could make Iceland not only look like a great footballing side but also score the team goal of the tournament
christ lads
WHY THE FUCK IS KANE TAKING FREE KICKS?
Fuck off you senile old cunt
>2-1
Has democracy gone too far?
>>69001414
In all fairness the coach fucked up with putting Gonzalo "Fucks chances better than Ribery underaged girls" Higuain in the first team knowing how much he chokes in finals
Why no Dybalinho? Why no Tevez?
>Kane, Free Kicks: 3
It keeps happening!
>>69001532
Spain already did that earlier.
Every time I look at the top left of my TV screen I burst into laughter.
>this fullback domination
>also >England
>>69001743
Italy's looking solid and del bosque has overstayed his welcome
this is far more meme
>>69001687
>Gonzalo "Fucks chances better than Ribery underaged girls" Higuain
kek
Not that guy, but I think Messi will reconsider. Hell, even Antonella is going to tell him to get the fuck back in the NT. I hope Martino goes. And yeah, Dybala in, without a doubt.
The Leicester of International football
>>69001743
but italy is the best team in the tournament
>>69001414
I feel very sad for Lionel Messi, I think he's the greatest of all time and he's now lost 4 finals. Most of which he couldn't do anything about as he always played well, but when you're Messi you're going to be the guy who "loses" those finals because it's your legacy
I do hope he reconsiders his retirement. I used to dislike him but I've grown to appreciate him as the greatest
Feels like England cross pass with the meme team every tournament. This year it's Iceland, 2 years ago it was Costa Rica and in 2010 it was the USA.
>>69001687
Do you know when you're playing FIFA that you know that even though Higuaín or some meme player in real life doesn't really deliver like the media says he does, in the game he is a goal machine?
That's what happening. Martino's going by names and not by merit. And also MUH GROUP and that shit that he doesn't want to break because of Messi. Players like Lavezzi don't have a lot to do in the NT, same Aguero and Higuaín. Dybala and Icardi need to have a chance.
>>69001941
>Not that guy, but I think Messi will reconsider. Hell, even Antonella is going to tell him to get the fuck back in the NT.
you don't know how much I hope that happens
I'm devastated, so much that I feel like an idiot, it's just football, but at the same I love football so much that I don't know what to do or feel.
>>69000528
>>69000628
>autist playing footy simulator and posting results in an anonymous board calling people fat
kek, gotta love leddit
>>69001887
Honestly I don't understand Del Bosque. Dude has one of the best talent pools in the world but he keeps on picking the same people over and over and over again. Unless he's just sabotaging spain at this point.
>>69001941
I guess Messi will just do a stipulation that WC2018 will be his last tournament ever, something like Zidane.
And by then you better fucking pray that the next coach doesn't put Gonzalo "Give me the ball I'll bottle it all" Higuain in the match, not even on the bench. He's just a notorious choker in big games.
Nice scheduling you got there Slovenia!
>>69002342
it was drawing with Algeria that was the low/meme point in 2010
>>69002513
By 2018 Dybala should be a fucking starter
>>69002197
Based on what?
>>69002564
I think you're supposed to force Wednesday/Saturday matches if you want to survive
>>69002380
>I'm devastated, so much that I feel like an idiot, it's just football, but at the same I love football so much that I don't know what to do or feel.
It's understandable. I don't really care about the NT, but seeing Messi like that breaks my heart.
>>69002513
>Gonzalo "Give me the ball I'll bottle it all" Higuain
Fucking kek
>>69002380
Until your FA isn't shit, your players will be on strike. You're literally 1 step from being kicked out of FIFA.
>>69002640
By 2018 Dybala will have a huge star status. He's already great and had the best season of his life in Juventus scoring a lot and being really useful everywhere, he just needs a good partner up front right now. Heard rumors about Michy Batshitay but who knows. Would be a fun pair up front.
>starting to dive vs Iceland
>being THIS desperate
>>69002688
>on paper
they're playing nice football without being a black horse meemee
rude
>>69002513
>he keeps on picking the same people over and over and over again
he's like when you manage in FM and manage to find a winning tactic and you stick to that forever but IRL other teams will adapt
>>69002779
I mean I would've tried to get him in this Copa but who gives a shit, let's put Higuain up front again, surely this time he'll find the back of the open net.
>>69002852
Yeah, and even people in FM know that you need to bring in a few new people and get rid of the oldies at one point.
>>69002688
best defence, good midfield, decent attack, conte with best tictacs
>>69002907
I'm just waiting on Calleri to get bought by someone big.
>every year since 2013
>buy Football Manager: Current Year Edition
>start a game
>play for 20 matches
>quit
>repeat two or three times
>uninstall and forget
>buy new edition next year
Fuck, I am feeling it. I am feeling the corruption. I'll spend money again. Money on a game I know in advance I won't like. On a game I know in advance will either be the exactly same, or the changes will be for the worse. On a game I know will crash, corrupt saves, have retarded goalkeepers or some similar.
How do I get off this ride?
>>69002944
I tried to meme but i failed
Sorry for wasting your time
>>69002907
I think he was actually going to the Copa as a sub, but the fuckers at Juventus didn't let him. And then they withdrawed him from the Olympics squad, too.
>>69002698
It's a tweaked league (all 154 Slovenian clubs playable, 6 tiers), so the scheduling is much cleaner than the original DB that kills you for daring to play EL. It went full retard because I overperformed in EL, matches that are on Thursday while Cup matches are on two legs starting with the 8th finals and are on Wednesdays. Since we're in May, the game tries to cram everything into place on time regardless of those empty weeks earlier in the season.
Well while you don't overperform like that every year, it's gonna be problematic if I git gud in CL/EL so I'm gonna force it anyway.
>rppmey
is he kill?
>>69003020
Don't play the betas?
>>69003175
Just reload.
Is this proof that the BPL is shit?
>>69003211
Are you implying the full game never crashes?
>>69003340
Thats cheating.
>>69003115
Aye, they did. Didn't want to risk any injuries I suppose, or something. I don't obviously like that but I can understand it even as a Juventus bandwagonner.
>>69002907
To be honest just putting up Messi alone or using Tevez (no idea how he's doing right now) would be better than using Notorious H
>>69003426
>Not knowing that flag
>>69003175
m8 why the fuck do you have forssell on your team
>>69003426
I've had a single crash in ~2600 hours of fm.
>>69003426
but the game cheats all the time
>>69002761
On top of that, Boca Juniors is playing semis in the Libertadores and if we get kicked out of FIFA they get kicked out of the cup
I'm not even a Boca fan, hell I even support River but this shit is just unfair. It's just sad how greed and corruption destroyed us in a lot of ways. We could be so much better but shit got awful here.
>>69003537
The game has had like 5% change to crash every time I click to compare two players.
It also randomly (rarely though) crashes when doing other unrelated shit.
>>69003403
no it's proof that you did quite well using bojan for a few seasons
This joke was 100% funnier in my head.
>>69003592
>game
>>69003426
FM07 may have crashed once in my 500+ hours of playtime. None since tho
>>69003647
That old man should've never died.
>>69003683
why are they two balls in play?
>>69003683
low tier paintshop argiebro
>>69003754
It just shows that they have more balls than the english
>>69003683
kill yourself
>>69003664
Are you on Linux? Is it a legitimate copy of the game? Do you fuck around with >user dbs or fmrte?
>>69003846
both teams have one ball each
>>69003683
It's funny because of how bad it is
>>69003683
You are mistaken lad, that's Greenland you're thinking of
>>69003754
Oops
>>69003779
Yeah, I realized when I started, but then I had done like half of it so I finished it anyway.
>>69003863
Classic YD.
*CLAP*
PART
TIME
DENTISTS
Boys, I'm in the EL finals! Tho' I gotta thank the stupid as fuck """AI""".
>>69003888
Shit, my bad. I'm blind today
also checked
>>69003683
>>69003754
He's argentinian, he doesn't know how to play football.
>>69003647
>hell I even support River
do you drink condensed milk too?
>>69004010
explains why England are afraid of them
>>69004058
10/10
>>69003875
Windows, Steam copy, some changes to database.
>>69004021
Hopefully the Neverton meme will prevail.
>>69004058
rude
>>69004126
>explains why England are afraid of them
kek
>>69004128
Restructuring leagues or things like changing youth ratings and individual fields?
I've just sold 24 brown paper bags on eBay. Apparently to a Mr R. Hodgson
>>69003500
he's pretty decent though
needed a decent treq my >wingers could consistently play with
and he was ridiculously cheap too
>>69003340
see >>69003426
no one cheats right?!
>>69004494
can i have one to suffocate myself with please
----------------------------the meme-------
Buffarini/memmana--ota--mori/muasacchio--rojo
----------------------------kranevitter
-----------------------pastore----banega
------------------------------dybala
---------------------calleri/tevez---icardi
with a non meme manager and no professional chokers this will be argentinas WCQ 11 hopefully
>>69004494
Should have sold him mirrors
>>69004778
>icardi
>>69004276
No, changing my local team's info to be more accurate (and stronger tbqh) so I can see them climb up while I play actually good teams.
I am sure my numbers are fine, I am not corrupting anything.
>>69004778
Teves quit the NT waaaaaaay long ago
only vardy can save englel now
>>69004900
BRING HIM BACK
>>69004778
>Pastore
>Tevez
>Icardi
Sure thing, m8.
Sometimes I feel like a motherless child
>>69004778
>Pastore
>Calleri
>Tevez
nice meme
also who is >the meme ?
>>69005012
pastore will finally be able to show his true powerlevel since leaving palermo as he finally has a competent coach at PSG
tevez will come back if a good manager asks him
icardi is... well... CHINESE MONEY
>People asked why I was watching tennis earlier
In fairness I do want to kill myself now
>>69005106
>not knowing the meme
>>69005234
Don't do it man, I'm sure your posting will improve if you just keep at it
HOPE
Imagine getting a football shirt made to advertise your political view while in France.
>>69005234
I hope you weren't watching Robson.
>>69005234
Relax. At least your national team is doing good in the Euro.
>meme Finn plays for NT again
>they finally play him as a striker
>plays well
What a fucking surprise.
>gets injured
>Dier off
Not sure I agree with that, probably would've just taken off Sterling or someone and changed formation
You call that murderball? Shamefur.
>tfw Poland is going further in EUROs than England and Spain
I don't think I have ever hoped for this feel
>>69002427
KEK look at this fatty
>>69006057
Go back with your shitty insults to /asp/ lad, insult Carter some more
>>69006095
insulting animefags entirely acceptable desu
ICELAND
>>69006154
Can't disagree to be honest, anime is cancer
>this England team is supposed to be among the best in the world
look just as clumsy and clueless as our NT
>>69006245
you mean on paper, right?
>player gets first international app for Wales
>thanks the Wales manager
>no thanks for me, who supported this whole time
Y-yeah, no, that's just f-fine.
Hello I'm England's chances of winning the European Championship
*disappears*
That would've been a pretty goal.
>>69006245
>this England team is supposed to be among the best in the world
Who said that?
>>69006297
Check his favourite personnel.
>>69006387
on paper they're one of the best in the world
>>69006321
>Says the Irishman
>>69006387
it is >on paper
>>69006387
Koblenz
>>69006245
All the "one of the best teams in the world" have looked dreadful at one point or another this tournament. Possible exception Germany who at their worst looked not particularly good against Poland.
>>69006387
It's all about synergy
>>69006387
but it is
on paper
>>69006458
>implying we thought we could win, let alone hyped ourselves like England did
>>69006465
a manager is part of the team t b h
pyou are in /trb/ you should know that.
your team can only be as good as your tactics
>>69006245
>this England team is supposed to be among the best in the world
>this England team
>Eric Dier is a Sporting reject
>Joe Hart is a meme
>Kyle Walker has no idea what is 'football'
>Roy Hodgson
>Not favourites this time
Seems Neverton is taking this seriously this time.
When did Rooney play in Argentina?
>>69006402
Just the Wales manager. Cheeky cunt.
>>69006457
>>69006465
>>69006484
>>69006535
>>69006541
jej
>>69006524
If Milik didn't spill spaghetti twice it could be different. But who knows how Germans would act after conceding a goal.
>>69006587
We really didn't hype ourselves. We haven't done that since 2010.
>>69006616
>>69006631
>believing the 'England is bad' meme
You guys are really unintelligent and i fear for your children
>>69006675
>it's alright lads we haven't hyped ourselves to win a tournament we had no hope of winning for 6 years!
>>69006631
I'm more surprised about Pacquaio
PARTY TIME
>Vardy on, Sterling off
Time for meme magic
>>69006729
kekked
they need a meme striker to win against a meme team
>>69006729
They are not bad, but they are nowhere near as good as they think they are. They are just ok.
>>69006768
You mean Lavezzi?
England getting a ton of fluky bounces their way and still can't do shit
>>69007263
Because we play with the cohesiveness of an under 19 team
basic shit all the time
Why do they let 'Arry Kane take the free kicks?
>>69006729
I think england is terrible
and I agree fully with you
god damn kane is shit at free kicks
>>69006729
YD, please do not tell me you actually believe England is a great team.
Honestly, Iceland have been playing stupidly defensive and hitting teams hard on the counter. Looking at the Portuguese team's exhibition and comparing it with the English team's, I must concur that England are positively shit, because they are playing even worse than >us, the meme team of the championship.
To be honest, if they worked better as a team and had a better manager they would be much better. Lots of individual talent gone to waste 2bh.
>the kane memekick thing is still a thing
>rppmey
>Ryan Gosling in charge of free kicks
>>69007548
>falling for the Koblenz quotes
>>69007548
>>69007585
Why dou you call him that?
>>69006630
PAAAARRRRTTTTYYYYYY TIME
>Those stats
>Neverton
The only issue is that people are wondering why I'm TSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUing in my bedroom.
>pooney
>Sterling should follow Aguero's lead and retire from int'l soccer, he doesn't need the abuse
The Englel NT doesn't need the abuse of considering him desu.
>>69007749
because you are new
>>69007749
memes
>>69007766
Good job. And with triple dubs no less
>>69007548
>Getting memed this easily
GOTTA STAY CURRENT ON YOUR MEMES MAN
christ rooney
b-but we had a better team than France on paper la
>>69008045
His first name is 'Wayne', not 'christ'
>>69007977
We did the treble (plus the Supercup), but the thing is that it's worthless because >Slovenia. My board expects me to do the home treble or get fired.
I'm really feeling this Iceland team lads
how can such highly paid players be so fucking awful at crossing
this is MLS tier
>>69008032
Oh sweet Jesus, I got out-memed.
Portugal to be kicked out next round.
>the banter between Lineker and Henry became real
England HAS to equalise, right?
>>69008197
English players are notoriously overrated la. They are not even good on paper.
>>69008122
I think he made the mistake because when we come home from a big tournament usually Rooney is the one to get crucified by the press
>>69008197
>the most Islamic nation in the tournament need Jesus to teach them about crosses
P O T T E R Y
>>69005375
Willis
>>69005479
What on earth are you on about?
and they're not even slipping so they can;t even call the pitch is shit card like 99% of teams in the tournament
this is fucking awful
>>69008340
Tried to make a joke about Jesus' resurrection and the time England spends at tournaments but couldn't word it properly
I tried and that's what matters
>>69008618
I think he meant to say that you're team at least is at the Euro
On a rate from 1\11 how based is Halldórsson?
>>69008714
Well if >we go out I'm gonna need 3 days in a cave to hide from /sp/'s banter
>>69008618
Lesster has sucked up all the English meme power lad and Willis picked up the dust to even get in the main draw of a slam, what did you expect. Just be happy that with the shit money there is in tennis when you're not the Big4 or a cute wymyn, he'll probably will be able to pay his coach for the year as well as perhaps funding a portion of a possible continental wide Challenger circuit tour next year except if he needs to repay the debts he got by simply trying to be a pro tennis player. Yeah, the money is that shit.
Rooney has always been better than Aguero
>tfw missed the entire ITA - ESP match and most of this one
>>69008678
On the other hand, if you take "slipping" metaphorically ...
>>69006297
Shit that'd take minimal effort to fix but Miles failed to do so for years volume 371. Nothing new under the sun.
Vardy should have been on since the start, he's the only one actually trying
Tfw Townsend and Carroll would have been useful in every single game this tournament
>>69009109
You missed based Gigi being unbeatable and Spain spilling spaghetti
>>69009068
on paper, yes
>Did ok in Euro 2012 but out in the knockout stages on penalties again
>Bottom of group in WC 2014
>2nd in Euro 2016 group and beaten by fucking Iceland in round of 16
Hodgson is one of the worst England managers in recent memory after McClaren.
England literally 2016 Seattle Sounders tier.
>>69009153
>Tfw Townsend
no
no
no
no
and no
I've seen more cohesion in boring memegium games
>>69009327
Who would you like to take over after he inevitably resigns?
>>69009156
italy was straight up better, no spain spaghetti was necessary. without de gea it wouldve been ogre for them
>A LITERAL LEAGUE ONE PLAYER IS OUTPERFORMING THESE SHITHEADS
>>69009494
Haven't really looked into it but I don't think the England manager should necessarily have to be English. That was what got Hodgson the job after all.
>>69009000
Just to be clear, it's the football why I want to kill myself. The tennis was great with Willis and Evans
Also nice digits
>England shit under Woy
>English want replacement
>English FA can't get a work permit for foreigners
Pottery.
>>69009494
McClaren
>Abandoning the ship
>>69009327
If the team is shit there's nothing the manager can do about it.
See: Aston Villa
Rashford hattrick
Freddy Adu on for England
>>69009712
I'm figuratively dying right here.
>>69009494
Klinsman
>ROONEYS OFF
>memeford
this is desperation
>THE CITY OF ENGLAND'S FREE KICKS
>>69009712
lel
>>69009674
>Pochettino
Harry Kane?
more like
Harry 'it's a bird it's a' Plane!!!!
Roy needs sacking before tonight is out. Preferable two years before.
>>69009712
lmao
>I'll never feel pride while watching my national team win any competition
please kill me
>>69010159
More like
Harry "Crashing this team with no survivors" Bane
>>69010201
What win?
>>69010201
Time to switch to rugby
Rashford's already leagues ahead of Sterling in terms of getting past defenders.
>>69010201
you think youve got it bad? fuck you
>>69010377
My dead grandmother is leagues ahead of Sterling in terms of getting past defenders
>Rashford literally doing more than most English players in 3 minutes
>not relieving hart of GK duties after that Bayol FK
>>69010201
>>I'll never feel pride while watching my national team
You could have stopped there desu.
post yfw iceland wins the euros
>Steve McManaman literally having an aneurism watching this
Good day all things considered.
>>69010552
Because he is fresh and Iceland is tired.
>brexit
tfw screaming angrily at my screen
woops
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>HART
FULL TIME DENTISTS
at least Hodgson will be out now
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>vote for Brexit
>actually get it
Bring back capital punishment just so we can execute the England team + Hodgson
They did it.
They actually did it, the madmen.
I guess Messi will quickly be forgotten in /sp/ after all.
literally what
HAHAHAHA FUCK ENGLAND
>>69010875
that Chinese >local GKs only rule doesn't sound so bad now?
lifelong iceland fan
ISLANTI
S
L
A
N
T
I
why didn't they sack Hodgson after the world cup?
This is unbelievable
I feel like words can't do it justice so
Wow
BREAKING NEWS : England loses
Well done Iceland, you deserved it.
Hope they can go on and win it all desu.
BREXIT 2: PART TIME DENTISTS
K E K
J U S T
Honestly the team shouldn't be allowed back home. They'll all get booed when they start the club season
Utter fucking shambles. Rashford was the only player who actually wanted to play
An embarrassment to England. Hopefully Cahill, Hart, Rose, Sterling, Kane and Lallana never wear an England shirt again.
At least least that old faced cunt will be gone
Guess England is leaving EUro.
>>69011200
why did they play Higuain after he choked two finals?
>>69011167
I have no idea what that is, but the moment Butland is fit Hart should never be in an England #1 shirt again.
Literally the entire country celebrating.
>>69011200
No one wanted the job
Most embarrassing weak ever for the English.
nicely done england lel
always believed in them
>>69011200
Hodgeson and Greg Dyke are lovers? It's the best I can come up with.
keep Vardy and Rashford
drop literally everybody else
>>69011663
muh sponsorships
what does England get out of Hodgson still being their manager?
>>69012073
it annoys Phil from Kent
>>69011620
>Lallana
I thought he looked good in the groups bar the fact he could do with some shooting practice. And he didn't play today so not really sure why you're complaining about him.
Literally the worst England performance in my lifetime. Speechless tbqh
>>69011620
lallana was on the pitch?
>>69011200
Hodgson's a yes man and perfectly embodies the outdated, backwards ideals of English football (pashun, 'oof it to the big man etc)
>>69011620
Lallana didn't play though
>>69012045
Bring in drinkwater. A literal premier league winner rather than a fucking crooked arsenal wanker who spends more time injured than playing
>>69011620
Hodgson is quite skilled at bringing on players who do a better job than the starters
>>69012045
Nuh, Sturidge is good, Smalling's solid and our fullbacks give it everything. Pretty much everyone else except Alli is a damp squib of a player.
maybe Leicester winning the league may be less an indicator of how good they are and more how shallow the English league has actually become.
Just kill me lads. Why do I keep allowing myself to believe?
>>69012519
>Smalling's solid
he's a nigger version of Lovren
>>69012327
>'oof it to the big man
If only they brought one
Pochettino as England's manager when?
>>69012288
>>69012299
>>69012354
He is the epitome of a mediocre footballer. Just because he's a manlet with some nice tekkers and he does Nivia adverts, people forget this. Has no place in the squad over the likes of Redmond or even Albrighton.
>>69012519
>Sturidge is good
Have you watched any of this? Turning up for a run at the end of the Welsh match doesn't count
>>69012647
A man can dream. We will end up with Gary Monk
>>69012613
The same reason I keep believing even though we choke final after final. And the same reason you'll keep believing, year after year.
im gonna go mini golfing to celebrate
hope I dont fall apart on the back 9
Rooney at MC kinda killed it for me tbf. I guess Roy didn't realise he would be playing against a bus and a goalkeeper behind it.
I get that Rooney is no longer the pacey striker he once was, but maybe even at AMC he would succeed. And why insist on hurricane over Jamie "meme" Vardy? It clearly didn't pay off. Maybe they should've started balanced, leave Iceland to control the game (they wouldn't know what to do, used to defending, countering, playing from behind) and maybe pull a Portugal on the extra-time.
we lasted longer than the Spanish...
>>69012558
the English league is becoming less and less of an indicator of how good the England team is
>>69012613
oн вoзвpaщaeтcя дoмoй
Serious condolences to all Englishmen here.
>>69012980
How did the doctor's appointment go?
>>69012734
>jumping on lallana when he has hardly played
get over yourself
>>69011234 here
I am still reeling from how amazing this is.
Too bad that the press wil focus on England's failure when Iceland really were excellent tonight and deserved the win. If it was Italy we would praise their tactical brilliance and stubbornness, but because it's Iceland with 330k population let's just make the narrative completely about England
>>69012917
He's at Leeds. So he'll be available in about October
>Luke: Roy gone along with Rooney and rest of the starting XI. Bring back those that got us there and drop the two-month wonders!
What did he mean by this?
I mean Rashford? He only played like 3 minutes, I was no fan of his inclusion but I don't think he had any impact or that anyone else in his spot would've had any significant impact on the outcome.
>>69012613
JUST
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>69012960
What's is like to make a final?
What's it like to win a knockout game?
>>69012613
Footballs like being in an abusive relationship
>>69013072
rooney was great at mc until today tho
>>69013130
I S L A N D
S
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>>69013193
>press wil focus on England's failure when Iceland really were excellent tonight and deserved the win
This.
I don't understand. How can professional footballers fall apart like this. They've been in more pressurised situations than this. Rooney especially. So many misplaced passes. Somewhere around 7 times players tripped over the ball on their first touch. It's incredible.
>>69013506
WHAT'S IT LIKE GETTING INTO THE FUCKING TOURNAMENT
>>69013506
>win a knockout game
>make a final
lel
that said, >we JUSTed two Euro finals and a WC bronze final the last three years
>>69012837
His dribbling and movement are excellent, he shouldn't be out on the wing though.
Indeed, no one should be. We don't have could wide players, we have good strikers. Hodgeson knows this and yet he didn't do it, the man's incompetent.
this is maybe the worst day of my life so far
>>69013506
In a world cup, it's great to even win a knockout game
in a Copa America, it feels like it should be clockwork, you know. Vibes of "this is how it should be" and the hype isn't really there until after the semifinals.
>>69013169
But why was in the squad in the first place? We were crying out for wingers with Kane and Vardy playing well. But no, let's just pick him because he plays for Liverpool.
Same for Cahill, fingers crossed he announces his retirement.
Butland's time is now.
>>69013784
Could? I meant "we don't have good wide players".
>>69013854
>Cahill retires
>literally have no defenders left
>>69013506
>What's is like to make a final?
>What's it like to win a knockout game?
I don't know, it's almost a given we will make the final, unless it's the WC. But when you get to the final, that's when the creeping feeling of choking again starts to become more and more real.
>>69013966
I'd rather play Rooney there than Cahill.
>>69013799
Jesus man, how do you do it. Just make a sub and/or an alteration once you concede the first goal. Oh wait, you made all your subs at the 60th minute.
>>69013854
Just fuck off, jumping on a fucking sub that hardly plays. The squad has many errors, lallana is one of the least problems
>>69013592
ÍSLAND
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N
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>The Best League In The World
>>69013799
>Mitch in charge of holding on to leads
>>69000458
What does Nibutani have to do with sports?
>>69013799
>two subs at 60'
would be hard to find a bigger fuckup than hodgson right now but you can always count on good old normitch
>>69014238
Why are you so offended? He's a lower PL tier player who was not in form. He should NOT have been in the squad.
Same for Sterling, although he's a terrific talent.
>>69014421
She plays football manager
>>69013799
never, ever make your third substitution before the 70th minute
ever
EVER
>>69014238
>it's a Liverpool fan defends le don't score and don't assist attacking mid man episode
>>69014701
>>69014461
>>69014220
i forgot about the red card sub i made ;;
>>69014497
>Same for Sterling, although he's a terrific talent.
He isn't, though
>>69014432
Wasn't a meme goal though.
>>69014497
Sterling's value has dropped lower than the pound over the last week
>>69014803
... just fucking retire already
Is Roy going to get the boot after this fuck up?
>>69014808
He is though, shame he's a money grabbing darkie cunt.
>ROY STEPPING DOWN
Thank christ for that
>>69014497
>Why are you so offended?
I'm not offended, fuck I hate liverpool, I just don;t get how you can honestly whole heartedly cream yourself at hating a player that hardly fucking plays
fucking henderson is in the squad yet you have a hard on for hating the only england player in the squad who has a hint of creativity in the final third
>>69012519
>Fullbacks give it everything
they try hard and will run up and down the pitch a lot. They are shit at crossing and defending though.
>le merchant mike's trying to pass himself off as Welsh
Hodgson definitely gone now. Officially straight from the horses mouth
WIP
O
Y
>>69014882
no bully
>>69014980
Should have taken Cresswell
>>69013854
Lallana had a better tournement than Wilshere, Alli, Rooney, Sturridge, Sterling
>>69014497
>Same for Sterling, although he's a terrific talent.
All the fullbacks have to do is lie down in front of him and that's him over.
>hodgesons gone
THANK ALLAH
>BREAKING: Hodgson confirms that he has left the England job .
Goodbye owl gramps
>>69015174
Rooney had a good tournament. The rest I agree with
is there even anybody good to replace him?
>Out before the plane home even takes of
>>69014688
Screenshot please.
Don't tell me someone attached unrelated anime girl to sports/politics again. Almost as pathetic as MAGA hats on anime girls.
lel at the woy press conference.
"I will look back at the 4 years with pride"
>implying
>>69013165
not great, i had to pick up nausea medication because i havent been eating properly the last week or so.
>Hodgson quit
>England will be good again
>>69015405
>"These things happen"
All in for Island tbqh quite enjoy the clapping
>>69015318
PARDEW
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>>69015452
TIME FOR McCLAREN
>>69015452
>[citation needed]
>>69015519
HOO
O
O
>>69015549
Alan and Tim's Great England Adventure
please no
>>69015452
>again
What did he mean by that?
>>69015318
Gary Neville
>ITV's next England manger odds
We're fucked forever.
>>69015452
>again
These fucking managers! Jesus, it's only just begun
>There's no "go get the goddamn ball or you're fucking fired" touchline call
I don't even care if it would do anything, it would make me feel better.
>>69015685
MOYES
O
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E
S
>>69015318
rodgers lmao
>>69015685
>Moyes or Pardew
>Gareth Southgate
>Brendan Rodgers
>>69015679
We wouldn't even qualify for the World Cup
>>69015412
Sorry to hear that, m8, hope you get better.
>>69015452
What are you on about
You know what to do FA
>>69015290
>rooney had a good tournement
In what game was he good? All i remember was sloppy distribution, sideways passing and poor control. There is no position on the field in which Rooney is the best player.
>>69015685
Oh boy.
>>69015984
So should I send my FM CV to the FA lads?
Confirmed 3 CL in a row in this FM. Won ere like 6 or 7 seasons in a row now
NEVILLES OUT
>>69016106
>>69016111
Kek just made it real. You must do it now!
>>69016071
honestly feel like Moyes would make a good Dr Who and I don't even like that show.
>>69016111
I'm a member of the FA and they are run by a bunch of incompetent faggots
GOOD LUCK
Soon
>>69016111
As long as you use 3ATB Sweeper formation as that is what they focus on in the updated coach training
>people going to the airport to welcome the NT
>a kid reads a letter asking Messi to stay in the team
Tearing up, lads.
>England havent scored from a corner in a major tournament in 6 years
>Space Jam
Good job, Wrighty
>>69016420
>>69016227
>>69016660
sending it now
Promise ill play 4-2-3-1 or 4-3-2-1
and maybe a 3-5-2 in the locker for those special occassions
Rooney will be send to the hills where he belongs
>>69016950
>4-2-3-1
>4-3-2-1
get out of my country
>>69014497
England would have played better with Lallana on the pitch today. When there is so little movement off the ball you need players that are willing to take the opposition on (sterling doesn't count because he has 0% take on success)
>>69017063
sorry would you like 4-4-fucking 2 better ?
Hoof it up etc?
Football's never gonna come home edition.
Welp. Kinda annoying seeing that he's transfer listed for peanuts.
Can't believe I sacrificed two hours of my /trb/ time for that.
the only good thing about being an England fan is that it no longer hurts or surprises when they royally fuck up
>>69016950
WE DON'T HAVE DECENT WINGERS YOU SURINAMESE SPANNER!
RAREFLAGS OUT!
>>69017114
>we will never have a 4-4-2 of vardy and david "tekkers" nugent upfront
>>69017223
ILL MAKE A WINGER OUT OF STERLING JUST YOU WAIT
I want my wingers to hug the byline and whip it in for andy carrol to head it in to win the WC 1-0 vs Argentina
>>69017114
NO WINGERS
>>69017204
we can only go up from here!!!
>>69016071
>and that's the end of that chapter
Stupid question, but is FM 16.3v equal to FM 16.3.1 or are they different versions?
>>69017328
Nice group stage fantasy
Because that is how far those teams will get
>>69017351
>we can only go up from here!!!
with names like Southgate and Pardew touted to replace Woy, I'm not so sure
>>69017413
dutch opinions are not welcome during EC 2016 as you didnt even qualify :)
>>69017351
I refuse to play the brazilian way
I get the sense "Welsh" posters are going to increase by about 1000% for the rest of the Euros.
>>69017431
We'll go up. We'll go from a 1st seed to a 2nd seed to a 3rd seed...
Look on the bright side, lads. If England had won the group they would have lost to Norn Iron instead.
>>69017487
By that logic Surinamese opinions are never welcome because you have never achieved anything
Go back to your mud hut
>>69017608
I support a team known as sheep shaggers. Do I qualify by proxy?
>>69017628
My bright side is we've lasted longer than Spain
>>69017709
;-;
just you wait
>>69017357
dank reference
>>69017608
yolo
>>69015685
>Terrible choices and unobtainable choices
Oh good, this will go well
>>69017716
I hope you mean that in the way that you could've forced ET by scoring with the last kick of the ball
>>69017976
No, I mean we were in the tournament about 3 hours longer
>>69017899
Don't worry lads, you can have Martino, at least you'll get to the final :^)
>>69017976
Their opening match was 2 days before Spain, they were in the tournament by 2 extra days
>>69018023
And then we start Higuain
>>69018015
if you had made this stupid joke once, I would've let it slide
kek, Sampaoli's face.
>>69018083
Might be better than Kane.
>You now remember those 30 seconds near the start of the match where it looked like it might come home
Ah that was nice
How the fuck did Ronaldinho get suspended for 10 games?
>>69018023
>final
group phase qualify
>>69018208
>1-0 up from a penalty against fucking Iceland
>it's coming home
England fans, ladies and gentlemen
>>69018329
Well, scoring a penalty is a good sign for England, you really can't fault them there.
I don't want to talk about the EUROs ok
>>69018329
Calm down lad, I'm not seriously suggesting "OMG we are 1-0 up and heading towards the quarters it is absolutely definitely coming home" I'm saying it was a nice start and gave us a bit of hope. Probably akin to how you felt yesterday in basically the identical situation against France.
It's time to accept we're a small team now. Hire Big Sam and play hoofball to Carroll. And then celebrate qualifying like we've won the World Cup.
>>69018383
>spending less time in the euros than us
>>69018426
>ever believing things will turn out well
>>69018451
You've lost a U. If you lost an E as well I'd presume it was a political statement.
>>69018329
After how terrible we were at breaking teams down, having an early goal was a good change
>>69018450
Been a small team for a while, Alan.
>>69018208
>>69018329
england.jpg.png
>that liverpool hater just called into 606
>>69018426
No I won't fucking calm down
>>69018383
screw you, at least Phil, Nigel, normitch and ?uestlove were here for the banter
>>69018474
>scout
>owning 20% of a player
wut
>>69018451
At least we were knocked out by Italy. I have a ton of respect for Del Bosque but I'm happy that he is leaving. Starting the absolute shitters Nolito and Juanfran was something that I will never forgive.
>tfw missed all the shenanigans tonight
Goddammit.
>>69018610
lel
the most "you're not going to recognise me" performance of all time desu
>>69018383
You guys need Messi.
>>69018046
yd pls come steam
>>69018610
lel
>>69018683
>higuain steps onto the pitch for a final.jpg
>it's coming home
hehe
can't even beat Iceland lel
>>69018807
>not "Higuain has a clear chance in a final.png"
>>69018765
Don't talk about Messi in front of him, he's gonna sperg out again
>>69018807
kek
>>69018765
We need Xabi % Xavi
:)))))))))))))))
>>69019161
>not being there
some soccer obsessed autist you are
>>69019161
You Icelandic fans just have to gloat about every once in a lifetime accomplishment at a major tournament don't you?
Get some humility please
>>69019161
Nice going.
>>69019379
Believe me if Indonesia managed to pull off an Iceland in Asia I'll be gloating for a whole week.
>>69019161
>>69019379
https://twitter.com/Mtsc2/status/747510339948912640
the same can be said about the streams, expect that we're watching 1 knobhead
>>69019555
didn't mean to quote
>>69019545
but Vardy's out of the Euros
>>69019161
You beat a shit England team led by a shit England manager. This is literally your greatest achievement in football. Bit sad isn't it?
>>69019682
In all fairness they still represent the best England could offer, so...
>>69019682
>Hodgson OUT
classic Pjil
>>69019682
>tfw you miss Iceland lead the Brexit movement
>>69019682
not as sad as getting btfo of Europe two times in such a short time
>>69019161
good job. hope you win the whole thing
>>69019682
horribly bitter lad
>>69019682
The fact that so many from nations that didn't even qualify for the Euros/were knocked out in the group stages just goes to show how much we mean to people.
>>69019796
Feelings for leaving Europe have changed very quickly in the space of a couple of days
>>69019854
>The fact that so many from nations that didn't even qualify for the Euros/were knocked out in the group stages just goes to show how much we mean to people.
What did he mean by this?
>>69019854
>tfw will never know how it feels to qualify for EURO
>>69019682
>Being this salty
>>69019854
You know how English hate Liverpool and 'its our year la'?
England is the Liverpool of the world.
>>69019921
Scotland are even shitter than us
>Its a Phil gets baited by someone on a proxy and can't be a gracious loser episode
Never a fan of these
>>69019854
>the state of British writing
>>69019940
I'd suggest moving to Europe, but seeing how your two best options are Scotland and Holland...
>>69019962
>someone on a proxy
But we have had an Icelandic poster here for a while.
>>69019854
>>69019962
>>69019974
It's hard to write good sentences through tears and grief
I've been laughing continuously since the first Iceland goal went in desu, not even Welsh.
>>69019854
>The fact that so many from nations that didn't even qualify for the Euros/were knocked out in the group stages just goes to show how much we mean to people.
u wot
>>69019994
Top bants.
>>69019921
>>69019974
>>69020090
Lrn2read
People from countries that didn't qualify or got knocked out early are mocking us. That shows how much they're obsessed with us.
>tfw I linked this shit here multiple times over the past years
>http://www.slideshare.net/Robin.Russell/how-can-iceland-produce-so-many-professional-players-sept-2010
Should I contact with the ENG FA so they can take notes? I tried to send it to the [email protected] but the auto-reply said Mr. Hodgson's account has reached it's limit.
>>69009156
>>69009565
I expected nothing less from the lads, regardless of the opponent.
>>69015685
There are multiple good choices on the list, too bad probably none of them will end up getting the job.
>>69020200
Sorry I didnt qualify m8
bit difficult because you know....
>>69020200
Obsessed or just laughing?
>>69020224
>so they can take notes
The entire buildup for the match focused on Iceland being good at long throws and look what happened. They wouldn't pay a blind bit of attention to it
>>69020200
>Tfw I'm not an English Villa fan
Atleast it could be worse right now.
>>69020200
>Lrn2read
That's not what you wrote.
EUROs QF: >>69020300
EUROs QF: >>69020300
EUROs QF: >>69020300
EUROs QF: >>69020300
EUROs QF: >>69020300
>>69020200
>That shows how much they're obsessed with us
I never knew there was a correlation between a lack of height and levels of delusion.
>>69020200
m8 we just lost to fucking Iceland, of course they're laughing.
You're like someone who's just publicly shat themselves expecting no one to mind if you just act confidently.
The whole thing reminds me of Villa and Birmingham City actually. Yeah Villa have been very poor but the even shitter Birmingham spent more time going on about us than their own team. They'd rather see us fail than their team do well. It's the same with England and Scotland for example.
>>69015685
Everyone from Howe up in a meme, everyone below Howe is a dream.
will i win the euros lads
>>69020434
poetry
>>69020398
>s-stop laughing at us guis, w-we're relevant
>you laughing just proves this, so haha in your face
>why can't you stop laughing at our failures
Maybe you should fail a little bit less, then we would not pay attention to you, you sad little Phil
>>69019682
lol mad faggot