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Why didn't she marry him until he was a world famous footballer?
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Why didn't she marry him until he was a world famous footballer? I thought they knew each other as children?
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why would he become a world famous footballer if she had already married him before?
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>>68983503
When ure famous you will find a lot of ur old friends coming back to leach off you

6 years ago, I won $35,000 lottery and even the kid that bullied me showed up
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>>68983526
that's only like a year's salary lel
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True feelings take time to develop, anon. She might not have realized what a great person he is until later
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>>68983534
that was before i migrated to Canada
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>>68983537
but he lives in Spain, how would she know?
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They aren't married.
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>>68983503
I bet she fucked some of the chads in his class lul
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>>68983520
This. She knew how to motivate him.
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>>68983543
where are you from?
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I bet she rejected and made fun of him as a kid because he was small and autistic, then came sniffing around him like a dog when he joined Barcelona

Messi is such a fucking loser, no self-respect
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Is Messi literally a beta picking up the leftovers? WTF
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>>68983503
Well, he already was world famous before hitting 20, so...
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>>68983503
Because she wants that daddy dick
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>>68983613
Vietnam

It was more than half a billions in our monopoly money
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>>68983641
>Vietnam
>It was more than half a billions in our monopoly money
that's fucking awesome! what a fucking life journey! Congrats man.

should've stayed in nam and been a billionaire pimp though
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>>68983526
This, fucking this
After getting a very well paid job after I finished uni my scumbag fucking father showed up after fucking off and not giving my mum money to help her raise me for the majority of my childhood.

If you ever become rich, tell people that are coming back to you to fuck off. Real friends stay with you
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>>68983670
they bumped me to higher tax bracket and shit

fuck em
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>>68983616
may be he loves to hate fuck her now.
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>>68983537
lol the confirmed story is that she literally went to barcelona searching for messi. prior to that she was completely disinterested in him even though they were family friends
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>>68983641
Being rich in a poor country is way better than being poor in a rich country. What are you doing, you're even a native so you don't get gouged at every turn.
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>>68983710
that's legitimately embarrassing, why didn't his father tell him she is a goldigger?
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>>68983710
MODERN WOMEN
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>>68983715
bought an apartment complex for university students and i've been using the rent from it to pay for my education in Canada since

messi didn't stay in Argentina
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>>68983715
But the dream is to be rich in a rich country and he'd never achieve that in Vietnam
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>>68983710
>>68983625
Messi was legit in the friendzone before he become famous, then she was all over him
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>>68983537
>realized what a great person he is right after he became famous and rich

What a coincidence.
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>>68983715
This
We arent Vietnam tier poor here i think, but still, most of the people get like 500 euro salary at best here.
Food, alcohol and etc is cheap as fuck here so thats usually enough.Also pretty much everyone here has own home which helps.The only problem is buying technology/cars/etc which are the same price as everywhere.
All this makes me live more than comfortbale since i make around 3-3500 euro/m which prolly wouldnt be a lit if i lived in Sweden for example with fuckhuge taxes and 10 euro beers
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>>68983503
>21st century
>getting married before the age of 30
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>>68983700
>not supporting your country.
oh well do what you gotta do. So are you middle class or lower in Canada now?

>>68983782
jesus, where is his self respect?
I would've jsut fucked her and left
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>>68983673
what did you say to your dad?
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>>68983930
Messi was probably a virgin until he met Antonella, he was a sheltered and autistic kid
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>>68983940
truly one of us
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>>68983940
“One day, Lionel entered the field with a plastic spoon in his mouth. He did not let go until the end of the session. It was a way to show that he was upset. For what reason? Nobody knew and nobody has ever tried to find out."

His teachers advised parents to take him to see a psychologist. At nearly 26 years old, the Barcelona is a bit more confident now but he is a nightmare for journalists to interview. And he hates talking on the phone. Even wirh Maradona, who said:

“It’s harder to get Messi on the phone than to interview God. ”

To communicate, the footballer uses his relatives. At school, it was a friend who raised his hand when he had a question. Today, he uses SMS to pass important messages. To say that the presence of Ibrahimovic to Barca was troublesome, he wrote to Guardiola

“Well, I see that I’m not really important for the team, so … ”

This inability to socialise is probably the sport strength of Messi. Locked in his world, he is at home on the pitch, impervious to pressure from other people, even at the most publicized level. His coach Tito Vilanova said he plays just like when he was 13.
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>>68983940
damn. Well if he was sheltered his parents should've saved him from a literal gold digger.

I bet he ries in front of her. And she probably has or will cheat on him
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>>68983901
So I should move to Hungary then and live as a upper middle class king?

will I get hungarian qt's?
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>>68984004
I'm guessing because their families knew each other they made a deal for her to be a wife to him and bring some support to the autist, kind of like an arranged marriage.
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>>68983951
I think guys even here would have enough self-respect not to marry a golddigger who ignored you at first.
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>>68983951
We all Messi here.
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>>68984000
literally one of us

>>68984043
>kind of like an arranged marriage.
well latin america is a bit backwards
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>>68983939
'' Who the fuck are you? ''

And end it there. Why the fuck would someone waste their time on such a scumbag
thinking about that cunt makes me mad
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is there any interviews with messi? surely you can tell from the way he speaks
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>>68984245
It kind of beats the purpose to say that to him to show that you disregard him, but he's in your head enough to make you mad thinking about him at the same time.
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>>68984261
translation
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>>68984245
>'' Who the fuck are you? ''
well done, nicely BTFO
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>>68984025
>swedish education
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>>68984245
>'' Who the fuck are you? ''
badass
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>>68983637
this picture physically hurts me
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>>68984382
You may wanna know it's shopped.
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>>68984261
is that his wife?

>>68984325
what? I got a lot of money saved up yet here I'm lower middle class. In hungary I'd be rich right?
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>>68984277

Im a hooker that flies around players trying to fish someone
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>>68984393
>You may wanna know it's shopped.
there is a God. thank you
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>>68984403
He's from Bulgaria m8, not Hungerland
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>>68984277
basically "happy birthday messi, the best player regardless of the problems his jealous wife has caused. I'm proud barca fan and fan of this soccer genius."
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>>68984433
oh should've checked the flag. to me they're all the same. No offence Eastern Euro bros
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>have friend who is ugly
>looks like fedor emelianenko
>is a scaffolder
>he wins a few million on the lottery
>suddenly, for some reason, his girlfriend is very good looking
>he gets mad at me for implying she only wants money
>show him pictures of his previous girlfriends, with their tattoos and six kids
>he drones on about how nice she is
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>>68984316
nice
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>>68984562
>>he wins a few million on the lottery
Dayum
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>>68983503
Because as much society don't want you to think it's true, women are even shallower than men.
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>>68984562
how cna people be that fucking dense? Do they really think she loves them?
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>>68984403
Nope, we have plenty of rich people, it starts at $1M here
you would still be middle class, and frankly no qt finds a man impressive with a regular 9-17 job. If you are the typical swedish youth though you might be in luck, that bbc niche is pretty much non existent here and regarded as exotic
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So the conclusion of this thread is: if you win the lottery or get really rich another way, don't tell anyone.
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>>68984594
This.

Women are incapable of loving someone as deeply and truly as men can.

>reeee women get out

It's true, you all know it's true.
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>>68984382

are you baiting, r-right?
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>>68984663
You should know this by now. Relatives you never even knew about would come crawling if they'd find out out you got rich.
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>>68984669
>all women are the same
>all men are the same

you turned out to be this bitter because your mom did not love you might be the reason though
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>>68984663
I dunno man. I like to think if I won a shitload then I would announce it in the middle of my town wearing a suit of money and sitting on my throne of bitches. In reality I'd probably just end up keeping it quiet and spending it all on prostitutes, real good prostitutes though.
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>>68984663
>if you win the lottery or get really rich another way, don't tell anyone.

no, you let them do your shitty work and humiliate them more.

they will do the work in hope of getting a piece of pie.
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>>68984628
Yes.

In fairness to him it works at all levels, it just becomes more obvious the more money you have.
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I had a lot of "friends" and literally who's of my family trying to approach me when I joined the military college (I'm not even paid well)

My second GF knew me in the college anniversary party, she was with me like 6 months but later I realized she was with me because I was an officer

Thankfully I'm as autistic as Messi and didn't gave a fuck about them and dropped the bitch, I'm alone as fuck though, I can't trust anybody
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>>68984696
I thought it was the opposite. Like if a boy is really spoiled and loved too much by his mom. When they grow up, they never find anyone who can love them as much and get tired of bad relationships.
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>>68984637
>you would still be middle class
oh well I guess I'm staying. the cold never bottered me anyway
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>>68984516
non taken
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I've literally never had a gf and I'm 24 years old. I wish I was a famous sportsperson.
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>>68984798
>mom
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>>68984767
>she was with me because I was an officer

What was she gaining from this?
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Messi is the greatest footballer of all time, but I feel genuinely sorry for her if she isn't fucking someone on the side.
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>>68983503
the answer is obvious and its on the tip of everyone's tongues

she was holding out in case something better came along

as if some literal babe would just marry some little manlet with literally no education or future unless he made it in football

then suddenly when he is successful in football and she suddenly falls in love with him and wants to marry

lol hope he got a pre-nup because when his career is over and he gets a maradona build she will be thinking about fucking some other young stud while spending the money he earned vacationing in the bahama's
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>>68984882
She can brag to her friends about it probably.
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>be pizza face during school
>Cute girls want nothing with me
>Go to plastic surgeon to fix acne, dress well, get an expensive haircut, start lifting
>Girls now messaging me without me doing anything
>Employees at stores treating me better
>Waitresses and secretaries talking with me for no reason
Yup, most people are shallow. That's why I really value the few friends I've always had. Just a friendly remainder to be grateful for those real enough to be with you no matter what
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>>68983503
Because girls who look like this dont marry random manlet autists unless theyre rich.
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>>68984900
They're not married, but they do have two kids so he's stuck with child support if they break up.
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>>68984663
Isn't there some shit in canada where you are forced to have a picture taken, your real name put down and where they are from?
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>>68984882

She liked to show off with me in my uniform

We call them "cadeteras" (from Cadete), it's like the word "botineras" for footballers
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>>68984925
yeah getting knocked up is the same as getting married now messi is stuck with her

its probably an even worse situation than getting married but having a pre-nup

oh well
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>>68984941

Yup.

Every provincial lottery corporation in Canada requires winners to participate in a publicity photo shoot showing their face, their name and their municipality.

It’s done largely for transparency reasons. It proves that people are actually winning the prizes, and that the winners aren’t corporation employees or merchants who sell the tickets
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>>68984964
That seems really fucking stupid because you always get a few nutters trying to off the people who win huge amounts
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>>68983534

$35K all at once is still a significant sum
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>>68983901
That pic cant be real
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>>68984947
some women are fucked up creatures
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>>68983503
kicking the dead horse much uh?

Fuck off mate.
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>>68983951

Nope. Most of us here hold grudges and are vindictive enough that we remember who wronged us after becoming succesful.
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>>68984882
In the British Army, there is a tendency for wives to slowly start believing they hold the rank of their husband.
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>>68984882
It goes back into our primitive days. men are the warriors. women hook up with the strongest warriors.
It's literally mankinds true nature
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>>68985012
what did she do to him again?
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>>68985024

That happens a lot in the US too
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>>68984669
>Women are incapable of loving someone as deeply and truly as men can.

I don't know about that. My ex loved me more than life itself probably. She did everything for me but eventually I grew tired of her nagging and whining. Still, she did sacrifice a lot for me as well.

Lasted 8 years. I'm pretty sure she loved me more than I loved her but that's not saying much since I didn't really give a fuck about her. It was just convenience for me at the time.
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>>68985074
>I didn't really give a fuck about her. It was just convenience for me at the time.
shitty of you to waste 8years of her life then
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>>68984893

>What Neymar is thinking

Watch your bitch Messi
Stop staring at my cock Ronaldo
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>>68985042

>strongest warriors

I'm a meme soldier 2bh, I even use glasses..
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>>68983503
>Why didn't she marry him until he was a world famous footballer?
he probably already was at 19, why would you marry that early
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>>68984669

Nah, it's just that the majority of both men and women are scum who only think about themselves.

It's hard to find people from either sex who are decent, but your bias is skewed by the fact you visit a website primarily used by sensitive men.
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>>68984893
most footballers wives are average or generic but fuck she's beautiful. i'd stay with her even if she cucked me with the whole team
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>>68985117
in todays world most people aren't soldiers. therefore you are one of the "tribes" strongest warriors in the primal part of her brain
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>>68985138

cuck
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>>68985101

I told her to leave, she wouldn't and kept begging me to come back. I don't know, I thought it might work out. Her family actually loves me like a son and it was pretty good going.

I do belong here shitposting I guess.
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Didn't he became a world famous football at like 19-20? you can't really expect someone to marry when they are 18 or younger.
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>>68985128
southamerican football players marry at 18, no exceptions
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>>68985138
>this french cuck
KEK
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>>68984893
Why do they all look so brown?
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>>68985138
cuck
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>>68985163
you should have had the stones to tell her to fuck off, like you really felt. The comfy family experience and gf feels don't change that

that would have been the right thing to do, rather than letting her string along and ruin her own life
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>>68985138
not worth it dude. plenty of cute girls out there.
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>>68985164
well they knew each other since the age of 5, didn't start dating until 2008, just as he became the star of Barcelona
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>>68983503

I feel sorry for Messi knowing how much she most likely cheats on him. Cheating on with black people too nonetheless.
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This is why I'm kinda glad I'm not famous or rich, when I get girls I at least know they feel some genuine attraction to me
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>>68984882
Theres a thing us guys on the enlisted side of the military call dependapottimus. Basically lazy trashy girls who are always creeping around base offering themselves up hoping guy will marry them. Their plan is to pop out a kid so she can take all the family health benefits and military housing then lay around and not do shit all day. Despite everyone knowing this and talking about it some retard will still go out and marry one of these things. Then once one if then gets in they will have base access and bring their friends to find their men to leach off. The unfortunate thing is there always fat and disgusting so there's no point in even using them and sending them along.
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>>68985304
There just bored and you just happen to be an option at that moment.
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>>68985283
>putting your life of happiness till the end of your days at a risk because of d
Yeah, totally. She's probably licking his feet every morning.
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>>68985304
It might be sad, but it's pretty much the same thing as with Messi, just on a smaller scale.
The only exception is if your partner earns more than you, then it's legit.
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>>68985138
too cuck even for me
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>>68985426
I would never marry someone who made significantly less than me. I would also never want to marry someone who made significantly more than me.
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>>68985138
fucking cuck not all french are like this guy here
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i wish i was rich so i could fly instagram models from all over the world to my penthouse and fuck them like those rich sandniggers do, instagram is basically their sextoy catalog
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>>68985480
Yeah, keep saying, you'll never lose the opportunity to live on your wifes salary. Unless you have very low self esteem and you'd be worried that people around you see you as a beta because of that.
>>68985520
This Frenchtard doesn't even realize that it was a bait post, you deserve to be laughed at more than the other guy.
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>>68985138
>french """"men""""
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>>68984920
do you guys think they were both virgins hen he married her?
was she used goods?
did the GOAT settle?
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>>68986098
>women
>virgin

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhhaah

good joke
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>>68983721
>why didn't his father tell him she is a goldigger?

Messi probably knew but didn't care. You'd have to be literally retarded to not figure it out, but at the same time if the 10/10 girl you've had a crush on since you were kids asks you to be her bf you're not going to say no, are you?
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>>68983537
If only this happened before he got famous

If its a male looking for a woman its creepy
If its a woman looking for a male its OKAY

Fuck everything
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>>68984696
Hungary with the magyar bants
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>>68985134
Flawless Victory
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>>68984893
neymar knows
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>>68986321
You're telling me you wouldn't care if a girl who showed no interest in you for years suddenly likes you after you become wildly successful? That wouldn't bother you at all? You wouldn't always be thinking in the back of your mind that its fake?
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>>68986543
messi is autistic, he doesn't think like that
in his brain it's all a huge coincidence
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>>68985128
Its latin america, they usually start at 16 for guys and 14 for girls
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>>68983503
>>68983503
Probably because they were too young people here often marry at the age they did or older. Don't know the purpouse of marrying younger. Also lmaoing at all the "cuck" conspiracies I know it's 4chan after all.
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>>68983526
>>68983641
congratulations buddy i am very proud to post with a half billionaire
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>>68986772
That's wrong though
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>>68985138
cuck
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>>68986772
would you like some salt on those fries?
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>>68986915
jesus, what is it then? 12?
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>>68983503

shes the dreamiest woman on the planet
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>>68983503
because he was world famous at 17 and i dont think you can marry till 18
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>>68985128

Only correct answer
Everything else is dumb shitposting
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>>68983526
The fuck you live? North Korea?
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>>68983605
tell yourself that
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>>68987201
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>>68983537
>this is what Messicucks actually believe
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Same reason she's gonna leave him now
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>>68983537
I think the $$$ helped with that realisation
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>>68984893
>enormous calves

not so hot after all
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>>68985339

w-what branch anon-kun
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>>68987679
>not being a calf lover
i bet you prefer looking at ronaldo anyway
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>>68987588
man that guy must be on cloud 9

what a week hes having
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>>68983503
People tend to get married later and later these days.

My parents aren't married even though they've been together for about 40 years.
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> Post your face when she files for a divorce a year after he retires
> Post your face when a sex-tape of her and Maradona is released a year after her divorce
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>>68986937

No, it's usually late teens/early 20s. The only time kids get married at 15 or 16 is if they live in some backwards village or if the girl got pregnant (in which case the guy can either marry the girl or wait for her family to murder him).
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He became a famous footballer at the age of 17 lmao

Not even Americlaps marry that young
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>>68983503
>Why didn't she marry him until he was a world famous footballer? I thought they knew each other as children?
because he has been a manlet even more before they broke his legs.
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>this thread

now i'm really convinced i'll never find true love, i dont want to stay around anymore
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>>68988439
"true love" is nothing but a meme
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>>68983503
> They are not married
> Messi probably planned to propose to her after the awarding of the world cup if Argentina won.
> They will now never get married.
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>>68988439
>being dejected because of your enlightenment
Illogical as fuck. Now that handcuffs of """"love"""" have been broken, you are now free to fuck as many slags as you like without guilt.
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>>68984156
>well latin america is a bit backwards


You don't know half of it brother
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he became a world famous footballer at 17 years old

do you want him to marry that young?
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>>68988517

>yfw you only get to pay child support and no alimony

could be worse, Leo
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This thread needs more Antonella.

>dat ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnrVGAKQHdM
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>>68984628
probably not but I mean if he doesnt marry her he can fuck a 10/10 and then toss her away once he finds a nice girl.
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>>68988180
so if she files a divorce half of all these millions and millions he's earning fly to her bank account??????that's fucking unfair
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>>68983503
>that choking, manlet autist jizzed insidie that TWICE
>you're still a kissless virgin
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i just want to have sex really bad
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>>68985012
>after becoming succesful.
Let me know when that happens
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>>68989196
Prostitutes exists all over the world
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>>68989303

what if she thinks im ugly...
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>>68989392
Doesn't matter. The amount of money you throw out is how attractive you will be for that night.
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Messhit dick riders on his criminal tax evasion

>He dindu nuffin he gud boy, he just need mo money for anonella
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>>68989392
Prostitutes probably fuck a ton of men who are severely disabled and guys who abuse them so someone being ugly really isn't a big deal.
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>>68987679
faggot.
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>>68988439
not in signapore no
lots of GD's there, sorry lad.
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>>68986819
It's literally this
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>>68985138

>Frogs
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>>68989017
you misogynist shitlord, she deserves have of all the money he earned for having to go through the emotional trauma of the breakup and she needs to be able to live the life she led while with him even though it was him giving her that life anyway and she didnt do a thing towards earning a lifestyle like that, not to mention children, she needs loads of money to support the kids each month on top of her getting half of his money because her getting half isnt enough to support children!!!
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>>68983673
Ive run into the same bit of fortune lately. I've been hired as an engineer and a few exes are coming out of the woodwork. Is there a place or keyword to read more stories like that. Commiserating with others about this is deeply satisfying
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>>68990259
Seconded
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>>68984900
this, what Ronaldo is doing right now getting surrogates is smart af. I've got so much respect for him even though you guys will mistake him for being a homo
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>>68990259
bump
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>>68983503
Because most normal people don't get married when they're children.
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>all these autists getting buttblasted because Messi married his childhood sweetheart

He's literally living the dream.
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why do latino women all have hairy arms?
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>>68983641
I love these kind of life stories. They make me proud to be human.

Then I re-watch Higuain miss all the chances he had in the last 3 NT finals and I lose hope in humanity again.

>I want to get off this ride
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>>68983534
I'm feeling worse and worse for Messi.
Then I remember he's a billionaire and I kick myself for pitying him.
Fuck this is confusing.
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>>68983520
This is some fucking real life anime bullshit
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>>68983673
>real friends stay with you
What do you do when you have no real friends and people who use you are you have to keep you from being completely alone
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>>68993523
Meant to quote
>>68983503
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>>68991803
This is how it went down
>messi knew antonella from school
>messi the autistic fuck would talk to antonella
>she would ignore him and go for chads
>messi moves at 13 to Barcelona
>develops as rich as fuck athlete
>comes back home and all friends show up
>antonella starts flirting with messi
>messi's autistic ass thinks she actually likes him
>he travels back n forth from barcelona
>each time returns richer n more famous
>messi finally proposes
>antonella leaves her little shit town
>she's is now a rich housewife who shops for a living
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>>68993863
How do you know all this
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Messi wasn't just some spergy kid though. All the rest of his school loved him. Even the six year olds knew he was the goat.
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>>68983503
Because he was a world famous footballer before turning 18?
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>>68984000
Oh man, I can imagine Messi greentexting on /r9k/ after a bad match
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>>68985138
>the French
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>>68984325

more like
>swedish humor
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>>68988180
>Maradona
>Not Ronaldo
I've seen those pictures, you just KNOW
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>>68989303
>condoms

he might as well jerk off
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Most women don't acutally keep whoring. Women seek to find long partners. They rather cheat with one guy a lot than fuck 10 random guys since women really need a man that is experienced with their body to feel good in the sexual act.
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>>68985138
>That flag
>That post
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>>68984973
I've had a friend win the local lottery, his face was plastered on the newspaper and on the news, every single fucking person would go up to him and ask to help them in their time of need.
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>>68988754
>Las 25 imagenes proibidas de Cristiano Ronaldo.
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>>68983526
>$35,000
kek, slow down there with the life advice Warren Buffet
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>>68997211
Wife and husband team of accountants who used to work for my family won £53m. We used to be pretty tight,helped them set up when they needed the business, but I've not seen them for about 15 years. I had a mild fantasy they'd get in touch with all their old friends again. That lasted a few days, they didn't.

They were already very well off, I'm fucking broke.
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Just go back to /r9k/, the occasional >tfw no gf threads i understand, but constantly posting how women are shallower than man and all woman that marry anyone that is not a homeless man are gold digger is just bashing on the subject.

like for real.
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>>68997524
This
Two women have asked to marry me, I didn't have shit at the time. Lived with one of them for years, split everything 50/50 at all times. Fucking autists actually believe the shit they read here.
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>>68983526

What kind of shit lottery is that mate
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>>68997376
>>68997670
>(yous)
>in charge of reading the thread

off yourselfs
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>>68997725
The point was that 35k is hardly "people come back to leach of you" money, Tyrone.
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>>68997630
fuck you chad
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>tfw a girl called me cute but I was to autistic to talk to her

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>68997942
He is actually right, you should actually read the thread first before being stupid. He won the money in vietnam and 35k was like half a billion over there.
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>>68998065
Having a million Zimbabwe dollars still doesn't make you rich. I know you can do more with the money there, but it's still not a lot of money.
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>>68998185
It's not a lot of money here but the point is that he was rich in vietnam so it makes sense that his acquaintances in vietnam would want to leech off him.
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>>68998363
I know, I know. I was joking around desu.
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>>68998429
>I was merely pretending to be retarded
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>>68998468
It's called a hyperbole, Hans. It's sometimes used in this thing called "humor". You should learn about it in between sessions of Tram Simulator TM and digging holes at the beach.
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>>68983715
White """"people""""""

check your fucking privilege
I'd rather be middle class here than ever live in a shithole
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Women will want you for shallow reasons, one way or another. Maybe because you're handsome, maybe you make decent money, maybe you play the guitar or some other shit that gives her the tingles. Whatever gives you some sort of status, that's what they find attractive and that's why they like you. It's not your personality or the fact that you're a great human being, they don't even notice these things.

If you want loyalty, understanding and LOVE, stick to your male friends. Women represent the future, without them we can't pass on our genes, but that's all they are.

All through history men have accepted this truth. Fucking cavemen would go out to hunt with other cavemen and they all left their cows at home, that's the state of nature, that's what we were made to do. Men would go out and conquer nature and other civilizations with other men at their side. We evolved to get along with other men. That's the way it was until some beta poets and, more recently, disney decided that men and women are supposed to be soulmates and all that silly fucking nonsense. It just doesn't work.
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>>68998819
>Hans
>not Mohammed
>Belgium
>humor
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>>68983744
Holy shit. An entire complex for 35k?
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>tfw from an upper middle class family
>my parents have like €1M saved up and invested (which is a lot in Poland)
>an above average salary in my 1st job in a consulting firm at 24
>always paid attention that nobody but a couple of close friends knows that I'm significantly richer than others
>tfw no gf
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>>68983503
Morocha hija de puta, esta mas buena que comer dulce de leche con las manos. Las rosarinas son las minas mas lindas del mundo.
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>>68997524
>>68997630

Yeah. People here like to bash on women just because they don't pay attention to their fat asses. They don't make a single effort to be attractive and interesting and when they get rejected because who the fuck would settle for a fat autistic slob with no good qualities and a inflated sense of superiority, they come here and cry to their likeminded anonymous friend, that reinforce in themselves the idea that women are shallow and only want the "chads".
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>>69000246
DELETE THIS
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>>68985566
did they ever release the uncensored pics?
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>>68983744
You are one step closer to being Vietnam's Trump.
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>>68984004
>she probably has or will cheat on him
Now I'm starting to believe that Antonella flirted with Ronaldo during the last years Ballon d'Or
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