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>Australian Grand Pricks next weekend
>African-American driver Louis Hamilton is being sabotaged by his racist team
>Still not enough caution periods in each race to make it interesting
>>68948787
I guess Finns just get there with sheer talent then, something that Americans are not showing in the past decades.
If you think you can just be born in Finland and grow up in a motorsport utopia with great racetracks, large public interest and ample funding you are mistaken. None of those exist. It is not any easier to get to F1 from Finland than from say, Sweden or Denmark.
And then we have people like Palmer coming to the sport.... Which was my original point.
>posting this in the new thread to get some cheeky banter
>>68949319
>Australian
>>68949626
>It is not any easier to get to F1 from Finland than from say, Sweden or Denmark.
So you think Swedes and Danes are fundamentally worse at driving? Don't you think that's a little arrogant?
nvidia xma
>>68949884
I'd imagine that part of it is that Finland has a bigger motorsport culture than the other Nordic countries, more interest=more drivers=bigger pool of talent to pick from
>>68950198
ayyy
>>68949884
Less interest in motorsport? I don't know. But if Kimi was born in Sweden, he and his father could have gone the some route of tireless work and gotten all the way to F1, I have no doubt about that. Finland doesn't automatically give you any perks over other countries.
>unless you manage to attract Ron Benis' finnaboo fetish
posting here then. People actually expected Renault to be competitive after Alonso in 2006.
>>68949319
>Americans in charge of geography
>>68950543
>BRs in charge of the Olympics
>>68949319
>Hamilton
>African-American
Topkek
This Indonesian faggot is confirmed to replace Gutierrez in FP1 at UK, Hungary, Germany, Malaysia and Abu Dhabi.
>>68951314
>More Muslim-Chink hybrids
wew
>>68951529
>scallop
>good yeah
>the shell logo has a smile
Aww.
>>68951584
Will they still love Jenson now that he dumped Jessica?
>>68951314
>Charles Leclerc
>Indonesian
u wot
>>68951691
Got to love Red Cow Racing
>>68950318
Just like people expected Ferrari to stay uncucked after the Dream Team left.
Feast your eyes on this.
>>68952318
i keep forgetting Damon Hill won so often
>>68951314
whats it like being a complete retard
he's polish
>>68951765
He is. Here's proof: when he won, they displayed the Indonesian flag.
who /MAGYAR/ here?
>>68951801
three total world championships is not that bad, McLaren had less after Schumacher left Ferrari
F1 2017
>halo (pic related)
>no german gp, no interlagos, no monza, possibly no montreal
Why watch?
>>68952533
rest in peace nagydij
>>68953395
Halo won't happen.
They can't possibly be that retarded.
>>68953796
>>68952533
Is something happening with the grand Prix?
>>68953395
I knew about Monza but the other ones? I thought Montreal was just renewed
>>68953395
the cars will be very fast so someone might potato
>>68954084
>Is something happening with the grand Prix?
There was a vote on the FOM board about whether to keep Spa or Hungaroring. Spa won 3-0
>>68954122
Pls be Hamilton.
>>68954211
Why not both though? Why would they have to drop one?
>>68954331
they have to make room for the Democratic Republic of Congo GP
>>68954068
the halo is already confirmed for 2017, not sure if they are moving to the aeroscreen or something else (or maybe back to nothing) for 2018 and beyond
>>68954385
Kek, but seriously though.
>>68954211
Source?
>>68954563
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/european-championship/euro-2016/schedule/knockout-stage
One more vote for Spa, voting has now ended
>>68954817
That's the euros. Need the proper link.
>>68952575
That's Monaco. He's Monegasque.
>>68954905
>>68954997
>leaf in charge of understanding jokes
>>68955130
Don't follow the euros, figured it was a wrong link, occasionally autistic when it comes to jokes.
I miss the BWL era
>>68954211
the vote was 4-0 once bernie intervened
>>68954997
>>68952575
No, that's Japan.
>>68956009
its clearly Thailand
>>68952575
thats Poland
>>68956126
no that is Finland
>>68949319
this was comfy last thread: post your custom street circuits
>>68958849
next USA track should be on an aircraft carrier, or maybe a few of them lined up
shit would be cash
>>68958924
That is just the old Nurburgring short circuit before the GP circuit
>>68958849
routebuilder.org btw everyone
>>68959167
>>68958849
http://www.milermeter.com/
If you want to make life easier for yourself
>>68959130
kek you are right.
The Nürburgring doesn't have an epic statue resting on top of a nearby mountain though.
>>68958849
Hamburg is literally Hockenheim on meth
how are yall taking screen shots?
shift+prntscrn?
>>68959429
Do you not have the snipping tool?
>>68959429
snipping tool
>>68959491
>>68959513
nah, its amateur hour for me
>>68959491
>>68959513
>>68959530
ty famalam
http://routebuilder.org/1u1p
my design keep on getting more boring but who can resist a "curve" with a >1 km radius?
>>68959611
>this kills the Pirelli
>>68949626
We understand, Finland.
We know you guys can't even take running water and indoor plumbing for granted over there...
>>68960137
At least there is social security and affordable education for everyone. Enjoy your debt amerlard.
>be F1 champion from Finland
>marry a foreign woman
>live in a foreign land
>teach your son 4 different foreign languages, but not your own
>have your son race under a foreign flag
>have your son get constantly cucked during racing by his negro team mate
What the fuck is up with you, Finland?
>>68960386
Nico doesn't know Finnish? why the fuck not, Keke?
>>68960361
You mean like there was in the Soviet era?
No, thanks.
>>68960428
I'd shoot my son if he adopted the foreign flag of his mother, or couldn't speak his own language.
It's going to rain during both quali and race. A1 Ring/Red Bull Ring has seen rain only once - during qualifying in 1998.
I'm ready for memes.
>>68960428
>>68960386
Keke doesn't really like Finland.
>>68960510
I can't imagine why.
The Finns here seem so....pleasant.
Second only to Australians, or maybe Brits.
>>68960361
Ranks right up there with that quality "affordable" housing I bet....
>>68960608
>Australians
>pleasant
ayyyyy
Aussie /sp/ is worse /sp/
>>68960608
Well there is the fact that compared to Monaco Finland may as well be a cold desolate wasteland.
>>68960386
It's actually 5 languages. Unless you are counting English separately.
>>68960723
Shhhh...I think they're waking up now.
>>68961228
i really want to know the source of this
>>68961463
The entire thing is fucking gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB55VG3PUYQ
>>68962082
>>68960723
And there they are..
>>68962381
U FUKN WOT M8
>>68962082
>AWW NO
>>68962082
>>68962082
this is just wonderful
>>68962082
based russel
>>68963279
The handshake cutaway was almost my favourite gag.
>>68959294
very nice, would be much better than new Hockenheim
sup /f1/, /v/irgin here.
What's the best F1 game? i downloaded f1c 99-22 but shit doesnt worwith my joystick
>job interview tomorrow
>>68967703
goodluck m8
>>68967671
go watch your national team play mate
>>68960663
>>68967778
>no more time to shitpost in the day
>>68971336
at least things will become fun again if you've got less time for them and its only an interview
bump this shit negros
>messi
to be fair, poor guy had to shoot against his own teammate, thats pretty difficult.
>>68972255
bumping with a more interesting sport and a race roughly 193 times more interesting than baku.
>>68967839
i dont care about soccer
>>68973105
>national team beats the number one team in the world
>doesnt support his own team
the mad man
>>68973021
don't those bikes weight a shit ton? a wheelie like that must be hard to do
>>68974075
the throttle does all the lifting for him
Bump
>>68960663
I live in a "modernized" commie plattenbau (aka, it has heating, clean water, and so on).
They are pretty comfy, eastern germany feels a bit comfier than west, at least from my perspective as an expat living here.
when will the world realise Marxism-Leninism is the GOAT ideology?
>>68976170
>tfw no revolutionary vanguard
>>68976170
>>68976502
>commies
>in a F1 thread
holy shit never thought I'd see you comrades here.
hello!
>>68976170
http://www.theimaginativeconservative.org/2014/09/ideologies-are-evil.html
>>68976808
>do you even zizek
You can't escape ideology anon, it's everywhere, it's part of you.
>>68975795
I live in a house....on my own land....it's more comfy than whatever commie ghetto housing project you might be talking about.
Just gonna hang in here until all the semen slurpers have finished posting about soccer.
>>68977139
I live in a house, owned by the bank, on land I might own in 20 years, it's just as comfy as your apartment block.
>FTFY
>>68976808
> ideologies-are-evil.html
> http://www.theimaginativeconservative.org
conservatism is an ideology, too
Indy cars look better than F1 cars
how did this happen?
>>68978320
They look cheap.
>>68960386
he's a fennoswede, of course he doesn't like us
>>68978573
tbf an F1 car is like 40x more expensive
>>68978320
I like all the crazy aero, but not the bulky rear end.
>Going to Indy Toronto
>>68978320
I disagree
>>68949884
autism gives you laser-like focus which is essential for high-level competitive driving
>>68977889
Nope, it's paid for, maplenigger.
>>68979161
In that case go nuts burgernigger
>>68978320
shit rules in f1
bring back the batmobile 2008 cars
>>68979281
literally the ugliest cars I've ever seen
>>68979281
What would the 2016 cars look like with 2008 aero freedom?
>>68979379
shit taste but what can you expect from the le upside down land
that said 98-01 cars were even better than 08 cars
When they make cars wider F1 will be close to perfection.
No bullshit winglets, just curves. Like it should be.
As long as they dont halo this shit up
>>68960663
That looks like a very comfy place to crash 747 loaded with nerve gas precursors.
>>68978725
>guy called Keijo who grew up in fucking Iisalmi
>fennoswede
>>68962082
Noice.
>>68980606
what did baku do well?
or is baku well done, as like steaks are well done?
>>68980791
>that horrible nose
>that stunted rear wing
>those narrow tires
nope
>96 bongs until fp1
austria is a shit track and always a boring race
let's just skip to Spa, seriously
>>68982445
>austria is a shit track
it's better than any of the new tilke tracks, which are what, 50% of the calendar?
What are the best 3 consecutive years of F1?
>>68978320
I think they're lovely too.
>>68982445
>austria is a shit track and always a boring race
Like last year,when Alonso almost decapitated gimi
Also check this :
>Red Bull Ring this week
>Silverstone + Formula E Next week
>one week pause
>Hungary GP
>The week after : Hockenheim
>THEN LITERALLY A FUCKING MONTH PAUSE
>WHAT THE FUCK
>A FUCKING MONTH
>Spa Franchorchamps
>>68983303
Drivers need to get their tan on too.
>>68982803
1991-1993
Technical regulations, drivers and tracks have gone downhill since then.
>>68983310
>getting tanned
Enjoy cancer and old skin by the age of 35
>>68982521
It's technically a Tilke track itself, just based on the Osterreichring layout.
>>68982803
From what I've watched, '97-'99 (and even including 2000) is a good stretch.
>>68983317
1991 was kinda shit though. It was pretty much a season of Senna driving off in the distance while Mansell broke down.
Prettiest darn cars since '67 though.
>>68983319
>believing the anti-sun memes
>>68983303
m8 that month break is the only rest the guys at the factory get.
The FIA forces them to have a complete shutdown, it's part of the rules.
Without it I imagine we would probably get a mechanic snapping and going on a killing through the paddock.
>>68982803
06 to 08 was pretty good desu
>>68983341
those are not memes mate
>>68983342
They probably enjoy what they are doing
>>68983317
>The rise of electronic aids
>best three years of F1
No
If you wanted to pick from that era, '89-'91 would be a better pick
>>68983353
I enjoy what I do.
I wouldn't enjoy it if I had no holidays and worked flat out for the entire year.
>>68980804
>Swedish second and last name
>born in Sweden
>not a fennoswede
>>68981124
Have you kept up at all with the 2017 design changes?
>>68983402
Don't they get holidays in the off season tho ?
>>68983551
No because you are building and designing next years car.
>>68983566
For 4 fucking months ?!
>>68983581
Yes. It's a competitive sport. If you weren't working over the winter break then you will be losing ground to the other teams.
The winter break is the busiest time for the engineers at the factories.
>>68950318
>Nokia
I feel old now
Whose hype for GP2 here?
Also someone post GP2 Baku Webms
>>68983538
yes, it's a huge improvement but still
>no refueling
so the cars will be stupidly long
>>68983317
>1993: prost wins lol
>1992: mansell wins lol
>1991: senna wins lol
literally vettel wins lol seasons with more likeable vettels(except maybe mansell)
>tfw some kid now will think in his adulthood that 2010-2014 F1 was the best ever
>>68983551
Just because you're from the european mexico does not mean you can be this daft.
It's called competition. How do you become the best? Not by having your daily siesta and general laziness, only comparable to mexicans.
But you just keep on applying to become a member of some F1 pit-crew on a 37 hour a week contract.
>>68984468
>european mexico
Who is Spain, then?
>>68984602
Exactly the same. The Iberian peninsula is all the same. Unemployed, lazy, brown, poor and filthy.
>>68984695
>spanish
>brown
Wew, too many Legoes for breakfast today.
>>68984854
>spanish
>not brown
Well what are they then? Dirty?
Also we only use the legos for building our windgenerators, pic related
>>68973021
https://twitter.com/MotoGP/status/747073605993824257
dead set ledge
>>68974075
no, even I can do that easily with a shit 250cc even though it's heavier and has less bhp than those bikes
>>68984468
>importing and employing hundreds of portuguese engineers because danish ones are underskilled
>Unemployed, lazy, brown, poor and filthy
wew lad
>>68984468
>confusing Mexico with Brazil
2salty4me
>>68973021
>a race roughly 193 times more interesting than baku
193*0=0
also, post hot glue
>>68980575
Williams looks so sexy
>FP in 4 days
>>68984468
m8 you're too much edgy to brown f1
>>68983497
>doesn't speak a word of Swedish
>a fennowsede
d e d
>>68988580
just like amx
every day i rise
>>68967671
Grand rock N racing
>>68983342
>Shut down factory
>Just hire some basic transportation for the cars and nothing but the cars
>Force drivers to build and setup their cars
>Let the memes flow
>>68987673
really?
Bottas will win in Austria.
lol :DDDDD
non-mongols disregard this post
>>68989595
>oon nyt varikolla
Has there even been ONE contested victory this year? I can't remember, but think not.
Meanwhile, in turnleft....
Daytona: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08FaKWokdno
Charlotte: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syqOicRm4JE
Dover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUXAHlS2Pls
Phoenix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF8TlYrJCTk
Yesterday at Sonoma: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy0WV2cpkS4
This F1 season has been pretty shitty.
>>68990199
Barcelona and Monaco.
>>68990199
>le pack racing better than f1 meme
>>68990306
>Monaco.
No: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jKL2He79Ck
>Barcelona
Again, no: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7su72H-4uE
>>68990316
What racing? Most of this season has been pretty boring after the starts, and the race leaders haven't ever really been challenged.
>>68991195
>expecting a photofinish in Monaco
Trickyricky was glued to Hamilton's ass for a long ass time. That's a contested victory.
>>68977139
But I wasn't competing against you or your way of living. You don't have to compete against everything, are you a teenager?
I just said it was comfy, and since I have to live inside the city for a few years, this is what I got, so fuck off, enjoy your comfy haus, I never said anything against it.
what did he mean by this?
so based Lauda favors Prostberg while Cucko Wolff is all over Choco Senna, right?
and does anyone think it's adorable Nico's wife has an ice cream shop in Ibiza? Rosberg's living the dream 2bh, all that's missing is that WDC
>>68991926
The number of WDCs he's going to concede to Hamilton from now on.
>>68992258
fug they look so tasty
I would to that store just to tell Vicky that I'm rooting for Nico in the WDC
>>68992258
>so based Lauda favors Prostberg
It's solidarity between people with fucked up ears.
Is that Lauda's wife, anyway? Damn.
>>68992261
30?
>>68992400
30 what?
>>68992400
HAM 3-0 ROS
I didn't know he uses that same horrible Novomatic hat even when he's supposedly dressed up.
That's so damn unclassy. It'd be like filling the rims of a wheelchair with sponsors.
She a cutie though.
>>68992748
It gives him confidence since he dislikes his burnt face, maybe, I don't really know.
>>68992748
yeah, i understand that he's fond of it but he looks like a 14 year old in those chicago bulls snapbacks
he really ought to get a black flat cap for formal shit, at least
>>68993135
Nah, he has a huge sponsorship deal with Novomatic, they give him a shitload of cash for it.
I don't question his wearing a hat to hide the scars, I question a bright red hat with sponsors for casino machines.
>>68992258
>tfw she became instantly 10x better looking the moment she was pregnant
>>68993526
>better
I'll never get this fetish.
>>68993271
I'd wear a shitty hat for a fuck load of money, don't lie, you would too
>>68995133
But you don't already have your own airline.
>inb4 divegrass semen slurping kills the thread
>>68993271
>>68995133
looking at novomatic, their colours are dark blue and light blue.. so I'm clueless as to why he wears a red and off-white hat
>>68995576
Loo is for poi
>>68995576
Is it over?
>>68995645
He has another sponsored hat that he uses more rarely and it has the same colours. It's probably a throwback to his helmet.
>>68996009
Yes, and your lads played a bretty gud game
>>68996207
>my lads
>>68996009
googling it quickly you're right, he had ones for aabar (merc sponsor) oerlikon (swiss sauber sponsor) and a few other companies
although he's had a few dark blue hats too
My guess for the red hat is that he likes the color and it's sort of a trade mark for him now
>>68954211
Similar vote today about whether to keep Monza or Barcelona. Monza won 2-0. Hopefully, Silverstone loses to Reykjavik Street Circuit later today.
>>68990199
Sonoma was fucking insane yesterday.
>>68996806
>Reykjavik Street Circuit
do actually want
![campaign-names-countries-leave-EU[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ibDpDtE.jpg "campaign-names-countries-leave-EU[1]"){kind=small}
Lol, elderly fan is a fan of Austria la vista.
>>68997514
this is nice, thank you
>>68997514
>Splitzerland
what would they leave?
>>68997514
>not knowing Lauda is Austrian
>>68997514
>bavarian flag for austria
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68997514
>norway
>EU
so long, /f1/
>englel shitposting will kill this thread
>>69001613
yo'ur welcome
Will McLaren ever be good again?
Downforce Wings Pole Position Dirty Air Rear Tires
it's roosberg's birthday today
>>69004982
fuck rosberg
t. hamilton fan
>>69005152
can we ban this amerinigger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxAPfWHZvRU
>>69005500
calm down finland. rosberg is only half mongol.
never gonna win a race
Friendly reminder that dubs magic is still in full force and Daniel Ricciardo will never win a race again.
>>68997301
If I didn't see it for myself, there is no way I would have believed Stewart actually won, even though he has had some decent quali's.
ALMOST DYING LADS
>>69011811
that was close
Stay save threado
cannae stop lelling
Shit, I always forget about the Euro games, cant believe I missed England btfo
>englel
at you guys still have HAM
>>69012934
>still have HAM
But isn't he an honorary american?
Or wants to be at least.
>>69012934
hamilton isn't english
>>69012934
>implying I'm not a Rosberg fan for life
He won't let me down
>At the age of five Hamilton took up karate to defend himself as a result of bullying at school.
Ricciardo is taking this too far
>>68991926
illuminati
Reijkavik GP when?
>>68996806
i n-never liked silverstone anyway, r-right guys?
We arent going to make it
>>69014843
I've been watching a bunch of old grand prix and Silverstone has always been shit. The current configuration is actually the best it's ever been.
brexit2.1
>>69015651
his tweets are the best, bless his heart
>>69015651
>le can only win a WDC in a super dominant car man
>>69016090
he never had a fair shot while Piquet was driving
Nelson openly admitted to paying Are Nige's mechanics to sabotage him
KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE IF WE DON'T DO IT MSC DIES TOMORROW
Also
>englel
No need for elevation graph as area seems to be flatter than a 10 year old
>>69003589
Did someone say dirty air?
>>69016491
>your mother
>>69016242
solid argument for nobody to reply
>>69016829
18h of le island when
>>69017019
f1 cars would do the lap a lot quicker than 18h mate
>>69017665
you would think that but they're icelandic roads
>>69017665
With current fuel limits they wouldn't do it at all.
>>69016239
>Nelson openly admitted to paying Are Nige's mechanics to sabotage him
Based piquet
How fun would it be to have a driver like him nowadays?
>god willing
lel Britainistan
>>69018742
2bh I kinda didn't miss him, I only hated crofty more. It was like a dog without a leash.
>>69018975
i did, Di Rasta made me tear my ears off
>>69018817
Do you have the "lots of cars running fuel" one?
>>69019684
kek he is so based yet it's clear he suffered some kind of brain damage.
>>69017665
>>69017803
It's not even all paved.
>>69019684
what is he even trying to say here
>>69016829
Lets have a Dakar type race like that with trucks and motorcycles n shit.
Or even better, the same but Mad Max style with self built vehicles
RISE RISE RISE
>>69021907
what's niki lauda doing in that cockpit
>>69019989
Looks like Nekkers from Witcher.
According to the info that came with my tickets I can take one person with me to all the events (free of charge)
any of you lads wanna go? :3
>>69022530
Pay for my plane ticket and I'll go
>>69021989
>>69022213
Daily reminder that Lauda is willing to crash plane with no survivors.
>Lauda Air Flight 004 was an international passenger flight of a Boeing 767-300ER that crashed on 26 May 1991 due to an uncommanded thrust reverser deployment of the No.1 engine in mid-flight, killing all 213 passengers and the 10 crew members on board. To date, it remains the deadliest aviation accident involving a Boeing 767 and the deadliest aviation accident in Thailand. The crash also marked the aircraft type's first fatal incident and first hull-loss.[1]
>Niki Lauda's visit with Boeing
>Lauda said, "what really annoyed me was Boeing's reaction once the cause was clear. Boeing did not want to say anything."[19] Lauda asked Boeing to fly the scenario in a simulator. Boeing initially refused, but Lauda insisted. Lauda attempted the flight in the simulator 15 times, and in every instance he was unable to recover. He asked Boeing to issue a statement, but the legal department said it could not be issued because it would take three months to adjust the wording. Lauda asked for a press conference the following day, and told Boeing that if it was possible to recover, he would be willing to fly on a 767 with two pilots and have the thrust reverser deploy in air. Boeing told Lauda that it was not possible, so he asked Boeing to issue a statement saying that it would not be survivable, and Boeing issued the statement. Lauda said, "this was the first time in eight months that it had been made clear that the manufacturer was at fault and not the operator of the aeroplane."[19]
Do you think he will die if they remove the cap? Or is just extremely painful?
>>69015596
Silverstone is another snoozefest...
>>69023572
flight 9525 baneposting dot jay pee gee
>>69023572
Daily reminder that Lauda is this based
>>68993135
He deliberately didn't get reconstructive surgery on his ears. Somehow I don't think he cares exceptionally much about his burns.
Probably some nasty shit going on underneath the hat though.
>>68985106
I have been hunting for that set for ages, goddamn.
>>68985106
does this catch on fire too?
>>69025575
>Legos
are you 10?
>>69025829
Why do amerifats call it legos and not lego?
>Are you 10?
What is having a son?
>>69025939
we use both
lego set
legos on the floor
lego statue
>>68989006
F1 becomes midget racing.
>>69025984
I'm playing with Lego
>sensible, correct, not retaded
I'm playing with Legos
>redicilous incorect, retarded
This is why HAAS is failing to score points
>>69026236
is there a confirmation of plural forms given by LEGO or a dictionary?
>>69026331
LEGO bricks.
>>69026545
Well shit
>>69018736
Piquet is GOAT
>>69026331
>>69026545
or "LEGO blocks", or "LEGO pieces" or whatever other autistic synonym
you don't call the food you get from your favourite faux-Mexican restaurant "Taco Bells", you just say "Taco Bell". same shit with Lego
>>69026697
I really enjoy Taco Bells
>>69026697
>you don't call the food you get from your favourite faux-Mexican restaurant "Taco Bells", you just say "Taco Bell".
However, if you're talking about a number of locations, "Taco Bells" would be appropriate.
"There are 9 Taco Bells in the UK."
>>69026197
id pay to watch that
>>69026919
i had that thought after i posted
but you call the store where you buy Lego "LEGO Stores" and not "LEGOs" like you call the iphone retail outlet "Apple stores" and not "Apples"
>>68993219
He doesn't look like a 14yo, he looks like an elderly fan who had half his face burned off in his youth, and likes to have company at dinner not put off from eating their meals.
bump for Renault WCC 2017
Why don't the F1 pilots go fuck themselves with their Halos and make way for some drivers with actual balls, i. e. motorbike drivers?
>>69030232
try taking a wheel off and joining the real men over at moto unicycling GP
>>69026592
all rise for the piquet video. The True Anti Senna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JYEVoybF84
it may be gt racing but god dammit. Brexit memes.
https://youtu.be/yXgd5vzOPvQ?t=34m56s
>>69031076
34:55 in
>>68949319
i tried liking racing sports but after watching a documentary i couldnt get past the fact that literally everyone is born into the sport and its not relatable
>yfw /f1/ survived the >England spam
>>69030702
That was actually a pretty good vid.
Thanks for link, faggot.
>>69031135
Figure skating is probably more your style, you pathetic jealous maplenigger.
>>69031135
>literally everyone is born into the sport
Literally none of the F1 GOATs were born into the sport. Most of them came from middle class or working class families.
See - Vettel, Schumacher, Prost, Stewart, Clark.
Even Lauda, to an extent, since his family had disowned him
>>69031491
>Vettel
amateur go karting at 3 1/2
>Schuman
When Schumacher was four, his father modified his pedal kart by adding a small motorcycle engine
>the next 3
this was 30 years ago
and the documentary i generalized on was hitting the apex
>>69031150
because F1 is a better sport than kicktheball
>>69031754
That's being encouraged from a young age, but not being a second generation driver.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umO3iqac_4c
lads
why is f1 so shit now
>>69031491
>Most of them came from middle class or working class families
yes but most got full time support from their families, who pretty much spent everything on their son's racing, that shit is rare, most parents arent crazy enough for that
>>69024900
Nah, you can see him take it off often to readjust it, there are just burn scars, nothing grisly.
>>69031150
We did it /f1/
>job interview went well
>>69032722
what the fuck is wrong with his eyes?
>>69032756
He was so happy he cried a lot.
>>69032765
he literally has pink eye which can only happen when you get poo in your eyes
These two weeks are so fucking sloooooow
>>69025829
Nigger, I literally still make lego shit with my sister every so often. We are both in our 20's.
>>69033018
do you fuck her while you do it or after
>>69033276
We don't fuck ever.
>>69033318
well you're fucking gay aren't you
>>69033018
>I literally still make lego shit with my sister every so often. We are both in our 20's.
>>69033018
Late twenties. Do it once a year with bro who is older than me.
>>69033521
We talking sex or lego?
>>69033551
lego = sex desu
>>69033359
No.
>>69033505
It's fun m8. Not just lego obviously, we don't pick a day just to do lego like a bunch of autistic children. Also play some ps2 games, card games etc. if it's sunny we'll do table tennis or whatever. Just a general fun day where we relive the past.
>>69033505
>>69033584
Both hurt like fuck when you step on something hard?
>>69033595
>Not just lego obviously, we don't pick a day just to do lego like a bunch of autistic children. Also play some ps2 games, card games etc. if it's sunny we'll do table tennis or whatever. Just a general fun day where we relive the past.
Honestly this sounds like something out of incest copypasta
>>69033771
Australia please. I bet you don't even have a sister.
>>69033841
I do and we hate each other like normal siblings
>>69033869
Hate hate, or hatefuck hate?
>>69033869
That's no good, Australia. Normalize relations before you won't ever talk to one-another again. Sis and I only used to fight when we both went through puberty.
>>68958849
:)
the roads are pretty much identical to the '57 gp running except for a very recent proliferation of roundabouts and even now there's a few faded striped curbs, and "W nino" graffiti around. pretty scary to drive even at normal speeds.
>>69033989
>not targa florio
hey lads is this funny ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7k_-wqzuJc
>>69034222
Bwoah.
>>68958849
Have this
Rosberg is live at facebook lads
He's grilling Burguers with Hulkenberg and Wherlein celebrating 90 years of the German GP
I can't find the link but go to his page to check it out
>>69034872
That was a short live stream, only 13 minutes
>>68958849
I couldn't be arsed coming up with anything better
http://routebuilder.org/1u3x
>>69034186
nah. i drive most of the circuit fairly regularly and it has a bit of targa-ness to it but i'd rather not be sicilian thanks.
>>69035139
It was great,despite me not understanding what they were saying
let's mock Hamilton lads
>who lives in a space between Hamilton's front teeth ?
>SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
>>69034741
>>69035158
these are nice
>>69032733
mine never do, I stutter too much
>>69033595
who the fuck spends this much time with their sister past age 10
cannot wait for you to come in here to tell us you've fucked her and give us all the juicy details
>>69036240
No, he likes her for her company. He's full on gay.
>>69036240
What the fuck is wrong with spending time with your family you cunt. Nothing incestuous about it, just a close-knit family that went through a fair amount. Why shouldn't we be close if we lived together for like 20 years? It's more baffling that you faggots are so disloyal to your family. We don't even spend that much time together, just a day in a week or something like that. And of them those days, like once in a month or two we play with lego amongst other things. Boo fucking hoo right. Kill yourself.
>>69036376
pls make sure to make a sexy tape
>>69036376
Wait, aren't you the guy that goes on romantic trips with his sister?
>>69036421
Would watch, even if he invited the BigFatGreek I'd still watch.
http://routebuilder.org/1u3x
You would have to pave some small parts, but it's probably less of a problem compared to paving a UNESCO-protected cobblestone.
>>69036513
Not necessarily romantic, but yes.
>>69036376
Getting a little whiff of her cooch once in a while isn't a bad thing either anon.
>>69036565
>not necessarily
So you're saying there's a chance?
>>69036594
No, I'm saying that a young man and a young woman with the same surname going on a trip raises all the flags for hotels to grant us the most romantic rooms.
It's rather amusing, actually.
>>68958849
The too many data points GP
>>69036735
Anon, you do realize that is 152 kilometer, right?
> qualifying session
>>69036771
You just restore the single shot qualifying system for this GP. No full outlap, of course.
>>69036771
Yeah I did it for shits and giggles m8
There's an annual cycle race that pretty much traces that route, the elite riders take about 4-5 hours. A car could do it in about 2 at a stretch, following speed limits
>>69036735
>>69036771
A Formula One race has to be the smallest amount of laps that exceeds 305 kilometers. Two laps on this track are 304.68 km, therefore they would have to do three. Also, a formation lap.
>>69036859
>tfw you need to stop for tyres after the formation lap
>>69036859
Fug, so that would be like 3 hours of racing.
>>69036900
Maybe they'll have two pits for this event. Pit ultrasoft every half-lap.
>>69036921
And then Red Bull could pit DR from the lead only to find the crew in the other garage had his tyres ready
>>69036859
That's the general rule, but it's not mandatory. See Monaco.
>>69036981
Nah, they'd accidentally put on the right tyres but the degradation would be so bad all four of them would just explode halfway to the next pit.
>>69037041
Meant for >>69036948 actually
>>69036735
>150km for one lap
why not just make a rally stage for F1
>>69037085
Yes! With dirt and jumps!
>>69037107
Pirelli should just make some huge offroad tyres for the cars
>>69037281
ive got dibs on the far right
>>69036859
that's fucking perfect
although they'd probably do what formula e does for the formation lap and just have a dummy grid
>>69036859
Just make an exception for it to have 2 laps
Then tell the teams they have to use two sets of tyres.
Lap 1 - Half of grid pounds round track on Hards
Lap 2 - Then switch to degradable Mediums and watch the clusterfuck at the finish as the quick drivers make their way past the cars with no grip
>Can only make one pit stop
>Can't destroy tyres / car / engine
>Many passing places
>Can't get familiar with the track as they'll have done no testing
>5 Laps in Practice 1/2/3
>1 Lap in Quali - do or die
10/10
>>69036735
This would be the best track of the season
They would show nature instead of the boring MWL we're used to
http://www.auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/mercedes-geheimnis-entlarvt-erste-fotos-vom-reifen-heiz-trick-11472372.html
wut teh fug this is amazing
>>69038552
Is that the heating the brakes and axle to increase the tyre pressure story? I can't be arsed translating
>>69038552
now watch as Mercedes International Assistance does nothing to outlaw that practice despite doing so with every single innovation Red Bull brought to the table in the V8 era
>>69038637
heating the hubs/rims as well
>>69038679
Righto. I'll have a read tomorrow when I'm conscious, but seems like a clever little idea
>>69033018
I mean I've played with Lego with my 17 year old little brother.
The only difference is that he is autistic.
>>69038722
according to amus it's incredibly complex and expensive, and no other teams are even close to doing it - red bull are still a long way from achieving it and ferrari even further
>page 7
Ded thred, ded sport
What happened to fat greek bro? Is he kill?
What could indycar learn from this sport?
Im seeing indycar getting better every year. Just look at the tracks this year!
Mexico City or COTA in febuary would be perfect to extend our season but idk if bernie will stop it since its both F1 tracks
>>69040206
>idk if bernie will stop it since its both F1 tracks
does Bernie have a say really? tons of other series happen on "F1 tracks," e.g., MotoGP races COTA, WEC at a bunch of them, though those aren't open-wheel open-cockpit. in any case, i doubt he'd care since Indycar is so much smaller than Formula 1 re: money, and it's probably a matter of money why Indy doesn't go to those tracks
>>69040204
sleep apnea
which funnily enough was a symptom of watching f1 last season
>>69040295
Money isnt an issue for Indycar to get a track. It just has to be properly promoted and turn a profit. They just had over 100,000 at Road America this past weekend
Since you can say that indycar is a similar or competing product with F1 , bernie might get his panties in a bunch
>>69040204
He was probably banned a couple of days ago, since his post was deleted. Shiposting nets you only three days anyway.
>>69038552
I read somewhere that they developed a few options to apply the heat they wanted, and that the final solution involved installing huge ovens in the paddock, but that was overturned, and they went to the smaller hand held heaters.
>>69038552
This shit just asses me the fuck up.
There's always some fucking gamer Jew that wants to cheat the system instead of just getting shit done the right way.
"But the rules state that the tire pressure must be "X" at inspection time, and they were "X" at inspection time....there's nothing wrong with using heat to create an artificial tire pressure before a race, and it's not in the rule book...."
They need to ban that bullshit.
>>69042051
>not wanting loopholes to be exploited and engineering limits being pushed
May as well watch a spec series, m8
>>69042358
>using the spec series argument as if they were worse than the shit show that is MWL F1
May as well shit in the streets...
>>69036735
Truly an explosive track.
>>69041857
subtle, well played friend.
Why isn't F1 racing at Brands Hatch or Donington Park?
>>69042051
Just fucking let them use adjustable pressure regulator valves so the excess pressure can bleed off when the tires heat up on track.
>>69041857
>implying the MWL era isn't already another shoah
>>69042631
I read that the original German engineer teams didn't want to do it because they felt it was unethical. So the Germans hired a special group of engineers to select which parts were to be sent to the ovens, and to operate the ovens themselves for maximum efficiency. They even came up with a mobile rail system they could install in each paddock, so they could simply rail the parts directly to the ovens.
Somebody in FIA supposedly had a problem with this, for some reason...
>>69042486
You're missing the point m8. I'm not saying spec series are worse, but clever engineering and loophole manipulation has been a part of F1 from the outset.
Engineering excellence was a foundation stone of F1 as a formula, so to remove any leeway for rule interpretation would be to take away from the original essence of the sport.
Fuck you and your simplistic reading comprehension skills, Amerilard. It's not about them being worse, it's about the fact that spec series are the literal opposite of F1 was intended to be, right from the start.
This semen-slurping sport may not be for you, m8
>>69042971
mercedes are not fans of the super soft tyre. it being labelled as 'ss' offends them for some reason.
>>69035158
Excellent ease of dead hooker disposal, anon.
>>69043085
I read they mark them with a star to make it easier to identify them in the paddock.
le ebin nazi joke
At least you are keeping the thread alive.
>>69043709
kek.
>>69043808
Should we talk about you and your sister's incestuous adventures instead?
>>69043050
>You're missing the point m8.
No, I'm not, Pajneesh.
Gaming Jews, and their supporters, make shit WORSE.
F1 is WORSE because fuckers game the system, because it more often than not takes money to game the system, and some teams just don't have the cash. This makes the racing LESS competitive, boring as fuck, and the racing straight up ASS.
Watching an F1 race is a lot like watching a foot race between a few pro-sprinters, some high school track teens, some week-end joggers, and a few retards from the special Olympics, all competing in the same "race".
>>69043913
They aren't incestuous.
Sorry, just a bit agitated today, I usually never rant.
>>69043808
>When asked what his thoughts were about hiring special engineers to select and supervise sending specific parts of his car to the ovens, Mercedes F1 team chief Toto Wolff responded: "I did not see that coming."
>>69042051
Aren't they going to monitor tyre pressure throughout the race continousliy in 2017 anyways?
>>69044384
Don't know.
Haven't bothered to check out the rules yet.
>>69044558
good post thank you for sharing
guro freddu
>tfw no threesome with anons sister and zandvoortslag
>>69045134
i'll have a threesome with you if you can get me a dutch visa
>>69045305
you're still in the eu what do you need a visa for
>>69045317
uk is fucked
tories are infighting so much that boris will probably end up in charge and then i'll need that visa
>>69045134
Where is zandvoortslut anyway? Haven't seen her post in weeks.
>>69045384
>her
>>69045305
>>69045369
Only if you're a grill, qt trap or feminine twink.
(No homo)
>>69045305
Nice try, Achmed.
>>69045403
>Dutch
>not a flaming limp-wristed faggot
Choose one.
>>69045403
> liking traps
> liking twinks
We really need a second Hitler. Though I might get executed on the grounds of possible incest. Tbf our trip history doesn't make a good case for me.
F1 will never look and sound this good ever again.
>>69045671
Who is driving it there? Doesn't look like Häkkinen & Coulthard's helmet that
>>69045671
what game is that
>>69046010
Easy one that mate it's Diddy Kong racing
>>69045967
Rosberg, he drove it today as a birthday gift
>>69045671
Why is Rosberg on a McLaren?
German nationalism on the rise again:
https://twitter.com/tgruener/status/747730476937412608
>>69046591
GERXIT
>>69046591
>>69046807
German nationalism means conquering everyone else
And that's exactly what the EU has achieved
>>69046842
Ok.
What I tried to play on with the quote was the fact that 3.5 German drivers (Hulk, Rosberg, Wehrlein, Danner) did a spot for German television in German cars for the German GP.
>>69047015
Carry on then, Felix
I just wanted to correct Jeroen
>>69047077
Oh now I get it. Carry on then my independent friend.
>>69047015
the germans are allowed to congregate now? ohshit wwiii incoming
>>69047015
>inb4 Mercedes buys Force India and renames it Ansturm Deutschland
KEK, palmer has just BLOWN THE FUCK OUT of hamilton:
>The radio ban is really good. Some people don't know how to change the modes and then they get slower. They should do
http://sport.bt.com/more-sport-hub/more-sport/jolyon-palmer-radio-ban-is-a-good-thing-for-formula-one-S11364070520487
>>69048036
is he, dare i say, /f1/'s new favourite driver?
>>69048074
showed some balls in australia, anonymous and mostly slow and a bit crash-happy since. but he speaks his mind, which i like. needs to pick up speed or he's done for otherwise.
>>69048036
>The world champion described the situation as dangerous
So hamilshit admits to driving dangerously? Hmm
>>69026697
So you played with bricks, blocks or Legos?
Cuz I mosdef don't eat Taco Bells or Taco Bell. I occasionally enjoy a taco.
Riddle me this bong.
Also GBP under 1,2€ again. lul
Happy New Year!
>>69044018
You are retarded.
F1 will always have a car faster than the other. Its the nature of the sport, if you dont like that just keep watching nascar.
>>69051818
>walks all the way from his hovel to the favela internet cafe
>avoids getting stabbed by local prostitutes
>gets momentarily detained and strip searched by local rogue cops
>waits in line with the local trannies
>gets maybe 10 minutes to post before the favela communal generator breaks down again
>shitposts on 4chan
>>69052054
It must sound like a hornet nest to stand near that pole.
>>69052054
So you have this picture saved on your computer so you can specifically post when you are talking to a Brazilian?
I am flattered.
>>69052137
Just bantz, Rorion...just bantz.
Don't get all butthurt like the faggy brits always do, now.
>>69052220
How long can you keep going?
I am not mad, like I said, its complement to have a folder dedicated to my country in someones computer.
>>69044018
That's how the formula has been designed to be, you autistic nigger.
F1 was always intended to be a competition between drivers and engineers of competing teams, and no budget cap was put into place, right from the beginning.
Go read through race and championship results from the 50s and 60s, it's exactly the same, if not worse than today's.
What you're asking for is a fundamental change in the essence of the sport.
It'd be like going to Nascar and saying "It's retarded that you're racing stock cars, you should make them prototypes". The changes you wish to see are literally anathema to the sport, yet you present them as a solution. What good are changes, if they end up killing the sport as it was meant to be?
I repeat - This may not be the sport for you, you seething casual. Fucking kill yourself.
>>69052054
What about wading through poo logs in the rio?
>>69052267
Look, Pajeet, there's no reason to get uppity just because somebody points out the fact that F1 is a fucking joke when it comes to racing.
You need to simmer down now.
>>69052326
It'll give the local swimmers an advantage, I'm sure, as they've probably built up immunities to the local fecal waste. Everybody else will be fucked, though....except the Indians, of course.
>>69052510
You must be a miserable person
>>69052510
>the shanty town of your reading comprehension
I'm not disputing the point that the racing is shit. What I'm saying is that it still wouldn't make sense to change the essence of the sport to 'improve' it.
I'd rather watch XYZWinsLol in F1 than watch a spec series, because I like the concept of what F1 is. A competition between drivers and engineers.
>>69052578
Designated shitting beaches,
>>69052729
>it's the spec series is bad meme again
When you look at F1 in the 80's, and in other eras, there was actually competition in the field, and you had as many as 11 different winners in a 16 race season. This clearly demonstrates that it is possible to develop a formula that not only creates great cars, but great competition as well. One without the other is worthless.
The reason they don't modify the formula to improve competition across the board is because of their desire for Jew gold.
>>69053083
Spec series is garbage.
>>69053194
They're all "spec series".
That's why the cars look the same, use the same tires, and are required to follow a formula, ad nauseum.
The only difference is that the F1 spec series is more money dependent than other series.
>>69053083
Even in spec series, Nascar and IndyCar for example, the teams with the biggest budgets still win all the time because they can do aero testing that smaller teams cannot.
The Penske, Ganassi, and Andretti teams dominate IndyCar year after year, despite it being a spec series. Hendrick, Penske, and Gibbs drivers win most of the time in Nascar for the same reason, even though it calls itself a spec series.
>>69053341
Not really. Formula != spec.
And the fact that F1 was competitive was merely circunstancial and not self sustainable, specially now in modern times.
You either make it spec and destroy the essence of what makes F1 (and motogp and WEC) great or you leave like it is.
>>69053083
You dense fuck, I'm not saying spec series are bad. They're good and produce fun racing. At no point did I say spec series are bad.
All I'm saying is that F1 is not, and should never be, a spec series, which is what you're implying with your statement here >>69042051, where you say exploiting loopholes should be b&
>80s
>competition
Look again, friendo
>84-85 - McLarenWinsLol
>87 - WilliamsWinsLol
>88-89 - McLarenWinsLol
The 82 season you remember so fondly was a two-tier championship, with the turbo teams having a 150HP power advantage. Ferrari lost that season because their drivers nerfed themselves. Renault lost because Prost retired from literally half the races in the lead.
It was never the regulations, it was lack of manufacturing quality control that kept f1 interesting
>>69053381
I agree, however, the disparity is nowhere near what it is in F1. Hell, Tony "fat ass" Stewart just won a race, and there's been 11 different drivers that have achieved a victory so far this year.
Indy is the same way in that despite the Penske/Gnassi mafia, there is still a wide range of winners throughout the season, and this is what makes the races worth watching.
>>69053425
>>69053485
The formula IS the spec, dude. There's no getting around that fact, and it's ridiculous to say that you can't modify the formula to improve competition.
It's all about the Jew gold.
And people thought haas was a good idea
>>69053583
>>69053583
>The formula IS the spec, dude
You clearly don't understand what 'spec series' means in motor racing.
Spec series means identical cars, with drivers being the only differentiating factors
A formula is a set of rules and regulations that have to be fulfilled, not necessarily in the exact same way by all teams.
If you remove the option of multiple interpretations, you move from a formula series to a spec series. Which was never the aim of F1.
>>69053703
>You clearly don't understand what 'spec series' means in motor racing.
You clearly don't understand what a "formula" means in formula one.
>>69053644
People think holding the Olympics in 3rd world shitholes is a good idea too, so...
>>69053743
Yep..
>>69053718
>t. Ameritard
I literally defined the difference between a formula and a spec in that post.
No wonder it's so easy for us to get into your colleges m,8 if you're an average Amerifat.
>>69053816
You literally don't cant fathom that a formula and a spec are the same things. Both describe a set of standards in any given racing series.
No wonder you need to enroll in our colleges to get a decent education.
>>69053908
Obviously trying to troll
>>69053908
Pajeet's in the right on this one, a spec series will have teams essentially purchasing the cars or having no room for interpretation, where a formula series means that cars are designed and built to maximize the rules they are constrained by.
If f1 teams were so constrained by the rules that there was no room for interpretation then it would be a spec series, at that point it's basically step by step instructions for building the car instead of letting engineers design and perfect the car.
>>69053985
>Pajeet's in the right on this one,
No he's not, and neither are you.
A formula and a spec are the same thing, as they both outline the standards of any given race series.
The formula in formula 1 could be written so that each car must use the same everything, minus, say, tires....and it would still be called formula 1.
You can argue that the STANDARDS are different, which is true, but a "spec" and a "formula" are essentially two different ways to describe the same thing....a standard, and EVER series has their set of standards.
Some make racing more competitive, others, like F1, make racing a fucking snoozefest.
This sure went from 0 to retard real quick didn't it!
>>69054182
You're the expert...
>>69054195
Well we certainly know that you aren't!
>>69054089
Nope.
Spec is indy/nascar where all cars are the same.
F1 isnt spec because all cars aren't the same.
Its that simple.
>>69054089
Clearly not,
Would an Indy car team be allowed to make their own dw12? Spec means that you could take any other car on the grid, give it the same setup and driver and have it run the same lap times as your own car.
Think of it like this, a spec series could be represented by a McDonalds milkshake, it tastes identical at every location and has the same thickness no matter where you buy it from.
A formula series is like the shake you make at home, you'll put in ice cream and milk, maybe some cocoa powder, maybe a little bit of sugar, whatever you like. Everytime you make it there will be a slight difference whether it's how sweet it is or how thick it is, it's still a milkshake but there's some room for interpretation and differentiation.
You following me?
>>69054294
>>69054294
>>69054294
New thread
>>69046842
This.
Now that the brits are gone we can finally finish our claim on continental Europe
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