>Australia next weekend
>Goodwood FOS this weekend
If the thread dies so does MSC
>HAMROSVET all die in the first corner
would they cancel the season or would they allow it to become the best one ever?
2nd for kvyat podium
Nico Rosberg and Vivian are, on the outside, a perfect husband and wife in a perfect house in a perfect neighborhood in Monaco. But inside, Nico is slipping deeper and deeper into a hopeless depression. He finally snaps when he becomes infatuated with one of his daughter's friends. Meanwhile, hiswife is developing a happy friendship with a tricky boy-next-door named Ricky, who lives with an abusive father (played by Helmet Marko).
>>68871535
>this thread will die before the old one
>>68871312
memetic
When Fernando is summoned to Japan by an old acquaintance, he is embroiled in a conflict that forces him to confront his own demons.
I'll be going to the race next weekend, maybe I'll bring my /f1/ sign again like the big ol' autist that I am.
The Ferrari hit-men Kimi and Seb are sent by the Londoner mobster James Allison to the Belgium city of Spa Francorchamps in August after an awry job in Hockenheim. Seb bungles it. While Kimi enjoys the historic track, Seb feels completely bored and misses his apex. Seb meets the small time drug-dealer and crook Natalie, who sells drug to the F1 paddock, and has an incident with a Canadian tourist and later with Natalie's boyfriend. Meanwhile James, who has an stringent code of principles, gives Kimi special orders.
Do any of you guys have die cast models? How long do they usually take to come out? I want a TS050 model to remind me that's it's damn near never too late for your dreams to die.
Corporate espionage. Vettel can invade people's dreams, so corporations hire him to steal business secrets from rivals' subconscious. Dietrich Mateschitz, an energy drink magnate, wants Vettel to do the reverse: not take information, but plant an idea in Ecclesetonel's mind. In return, he'll fix problems with the FIA so rule changes can be made. Vettel takes the near-impossible job, planning three layers of dreams within dreams for the mark. It requires a larger team taking a powerful sedative: if something goes awry, the dreamers may not awake. Vettel doesn't tell his team that his past nurtures feelings powerful enough to bring on this comatose state for all of them. And the blown diffusers - are they real?
>>68871688
Please do
Set against the boring, Turbo-Hybrid age of Formula 1 racing in the 2010s, the film is based on the true story of a great sporting rivalry between "handsome" English driver Lewis Hamilton, and his methodical, brilliant opponent, German driver Nico Rosberg. The story follows their distinctly different personal styles on and off the track, their loves and the dull 2015 season in which both drivers were willing to risk everything to become world champion in a sport with no margin for error: if you make a mistake, you die.
>>68871716
In Bruges?
When Red Bull found an ancient spore, they began to preserve until nearly 17 years, it hatches. Now with teenager drivers threatening the existence of f1, a bully from Down Under, will rise again to fulfill natures order to restore its balance, while also making sure the team never makes the same mistakes again.
god damn it these fit so fucking well
>>68871822
yes
Rush 2: MWL
Starring Michael Fassbender and Idris Elba
>>68871851
I was wondering the other day, would the Pironi - Villeneuve drama be worth a movie?? Or a short film??
Thinking he is finally at peace with his past and his new-found relationship with family, Rubens Barrichello finds himself chased now by the German government, trying to solve the murder of Michael Schumacher he has been framed of, and protecting the only one he has left, his 2nd place trophies.
The year is 2017 and a new set of regulations has rocked the sport of grand Prix racing. We follow three drivers; Kimi Raikkonen, Romain Grosjean, and Fernando Alonso as they engage in a fierce title battle lasting until the final race of the season on the newly opened Port Imperial Street Circuit in New Jersey. Full of drama and technical insight the season is torn wide open exposing a powerful subplot about one man's epic rise.
Jenson Button is an F1 driver who despises his job at McLaren, where he is regularly mistreated by his boss Ron Dennis. His coworkers and friends, Fernando Alonso and Stoffel Vandoorne, also hate their jobs and are about to be laid off in a downsizing of the company. To get back at McLaren for their troubles, the trio plant a virus into Mclaren's accounting system that will siphon money into their bank account gradually. However, after a glitch in the virus causes a large sum of money to immediately transfer to their account, the trio must find a way to solve the problem without going to jail.
Five Drivers, all different stereotypes, meet in the stewards room, where they pour their hearts out to each other, and discover how they have a lot more in common than they thought.
As a new driving robot for beating human drivers is created,, it soon leads to complete chaos - surpassing both human drivers and engineers. Mark Webber is sent back to the past to prevent a tragic event from ever occurring to prevent F1 becoming completely dehumanized.
Through impressive money management and an eccentric approach to racing Manor mounts a title challenge in a riveting season long struggle. Starring Pascal Wehrlein, Tony Stewart Counting, and Jenson's dad.
I hope it rains.
Sergio Perez, a rejected Mclaren driver transforms into le occasional podium man after taking a dose of "Mexican Courage". But being a Force India driver comes at a price as he attempts to take down Ferrari, Red Bull and 2 other teams with Mercedes engines.
villeneuve is the most talented f1 driver of the past 20 years
Based hungary understood and continued my joke
When a young frog named Max is uprooted from her Toro Rosso lifestyle and moves to the busy and chaotic Red Bull, his emotions; Anger, Sadness, Disgust, Fear, and (his most important emotion) Joy, start to disagree on how to deal with this dramatic change, which causes problems up in Headquaters, the central living and working place for the five emotions.
>>68872095
TSUUUUUUUUU
Go on
This is the origin story of former Red Bull family member turned Ferrari driver Seb Vettel, who after being subjected to many engine failures that leaves him wanting to leave the team, adopts the alter ego 'saviour of Maranello'. Armed with his new abilities and a dark, twisted sense of humor, Vettel hunts down the man who nearly destroyed his life.
>>68872140
Eat less vegemite,Daniel
F1 driver Felipe Massa has a quintessentially personal encounter toward the end of his three-year stint at Williams, where he, working alongside his race engineer, Rob Smedley, posts mostly stupid videos and images of himself and his probably autist son on instagram.
In the future, an F1 team principal notices something strange about a log left on the shelf of the inspection toilet reserved solely for the drivers. After securing a sample and having it analyzed, it is reveals that whomever left the log is not normal, and in fact is not even human. Follow along the perilous journey, as the team principal tries to find out the truth that takes him from the paddock all the way to the very seat of power in F1, and the western world!
>>68872240
Are toilets like that really real?
>>68872276
Why yes they are my alcoholic friend.
>>68872300
Do you sit on them backwards?
>>68872276
Are toilets like this really real?
>>68872357
yes
gud thred
>>68872300
Seriously, how are they supposed to be used? Standing?
>>68871614
>this thread will die in your lifetime
>>68872357
Would this be considered advanced technology in India?
>>68872357
We call them "Turkish shitters". Hardly ever see them anymore.
>>68872392
ty fur contributione non-eu senpai
>>68872240
>>68872300
This doesn't make sense.. It looks like it needs to be massively cleaned after EVERYTIME you shit. Who would want a toilet like that?
>>68872517
it's like space tech
too bad the wind can't caress their assholes this way
>>68872347
>>68872498
Nope.
You are to empty yourself upon the shelf,
and with your eyes observe the prize,
if all is fine, then with a rush,
push the handle and begin to flush,
and remove the streaking with a brush.
>>68872240
>>68872300
>european """""toilets"""""
>>68872645
at least my balls don't touch the water when I take a shit
>>68872619
Oh, I get it. It's for people who want to check their stool every time. Still looks like a hassle though, to me.
>>68872357
You fine these in some dorms. My slavsquatting training came in useful many times.
So, how's everyone's first week of summer been going?
>>68872276
yes they do exist. i had the misfortune of having to use on in an amesterdam hostel. it mad me so angry. how can someone come up with a design like that. what was the difference in mental capacity between mine and whatever mind that designed these monster like toilets. it was eating at the back of my mind so bad that i ended up eating some shrooms (which by the way have been replaced by truffles of similar property cause the city banned shrooms). it was during this high that i realized that the toilets made perfect sense.
>>68872498
no. you take as shit in a toilet that make sense, then you come and look at this one and wonder how you use it.
>>68872976
Well, at least it's good that it made you think.
>>68872357
Italy still has some of those "squat and plops"....
>>68873111
squatting makes it easier to shit
>>68873204
>men built sit-down toilets because squatting was easier
When do people ever intentionally create and use things to make life harder?
Never. That's when.
>>68873204
this
looks like indians might be onto something
>3 slices of bread with tahini and honey for breakfast
>1 souvlaki with pita and 2 meat only skewers for lunch
>2 grilled cheese sandwitches for dinner
It doesn't sound that bad.
It's only day 1, I'll probably get used to it.
I can do this. I must do this.
>>68873309
are you that grease dude with that health problem?
how are you doing in general?
do you really have to change your life upside down?
>>68873342
Yes, I am the fat fuck trying ro lose weight.
My upper leg is killing me for some reason, probably because it can't handle 170 kg anymore.
But generally, I'm doing ok.
Actually kinda proud of myself. I was hungry and I decided to eat fruit instead of sweets, which I still have lying around the house, really need to get rid of them. That's a good step I feel.
>>68873247
At least he's behind a door.
>>68873309
>bread
Weird, aren't diets supposed to cut the high carb stuff like bread and pasta for the first month or so?
Hola does anybody here have the link to where i can read Autosport for free? I saw it once, some Chinese site, Theres a + article id like to read.
>>68873408
Its an ok step. Theres lots of sugars in fruits.
>>68873418
I don't know, I'm doing what the dietician told me.
Should be ok. It's toast bread by the way, don't really know the proper name for it in english, so it's quite thin.
>>68873421
>the driver's ass sits that low
Now I'm scared.
>>68873549
If that scares you wait until you realise their backs rest on the fuel tank.
>>68873606
>10,999 days since last death due to fire
>>68873421
http://m.hupu.com/bbs/225
>>68872619
/f1/ needs more fine poetry like this
>>68873648
Well, it is quite safe. Those tanks aren't gonna rupture easily and as long as it's closed and it doesn't get a steady refill of oxygen, nothing is going to make it blow up.
Still, driving around with up to 100kg of hell fluid sloshing around your back.
>>68873238
physiologically speaking, squatting is better for shitting. It's the way our body is built to shit. It's just not as comfy as sitting, hence the sit-down toilet
>don't stop. Be Lee,Ving
>Indycar at Road America this weekend
Button, Williams, 2017.
>implying I will even watch because of the fucking halo
>>68874203
Is the halo confirmed?
Please no, it sucks ass.
>>68874196
and If I'm not completely retarded we don't have a motor/sp/ort thread for the weekend yet
>>68874210
Yes.
>>68874196
>Blancpain GT Paul Ricard 1000km
>>68873686
>physiologically speaking, squatting is better for shitting.
Nope.
You can achieve the same angle your torso and upper legs achieve during squatting, while sitting on the toilet by simply leaning forward.
Unless, of course, your disgusting belly prevents you from leaning forward....
You see, the smart people that invented the sit down toilets realized that instead of squatting, like an animal, and putting all the weight on the legs, one could simply sit, relax, and lean forward, removing any strain at all.
Shit smarter, not harder.
>>68874381
Are you assuming other peoples bellies? Reported
>tfw I thought Formula E would be this weekend
>>68874500
Motogp fool
>>68874578
no
i don't like motorbikes
Go back to eat bananas
>>68874592
Sorry. Thought you were a racing fan for a second there Didn't realize you were a faggot.
>>68874635
>you don't like motorbikes therefore you are a faggot
I'm not biting it,Brasiu
Fuck off
>>68874674
fag
>>68874409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcSgVlW136k
>>68871957
Do they destroy the old Autoclave to this song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF8c3BjFWsw
>>68874974
>the proper way to shit one's self during an airplane crash landing
>>68874974
how do you push your dick down so it doesn't rub against the inside of the bowl then?
>>68875283
don't take a shit while you have an erection, retard
>>68875293
but my flaccid dick is 8 inches
>>68873549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqQhQSbe6fw
Design a street circuit in your local city
http://routebuilder.org/
>>68875459
>>68873661
Thanks!
>>68875573
Would love to see this...
Simple tracks seem to give good Racing and this one looks kinda fast
Kimi's contract will be renewed for another 2 years
Nico's contract has been renewed for another 2 years
Bottas will never get a slot in a competitive team
There are no Finnish racing drivers competing in feeder series (Formula V8 3.5 / GP3 / GP2)
it's over for Finland
>>68875760
It would be pretty fast.
Also some decent elevation
>>68875799
you do have Niko Kari in F3
but he's fucking p13 in the championship
http://routebuilder.org/1tww
>>68875459
technically speaking my province already has a racetrack, but not a city one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpQPXoVwyv0
More Lewis Hamilton acting
FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, STING LIKE A BEE XD
>>68875799
fuck off trav
>>68875459
My town is too shit for it desu.
http://routebuilder.org/1tx2
>>68875860
i'm vomiting
>>68875459
Features
>highway on/off ramps
>childrens hospital for Mad Amx
>regular hospital probably willing to euthanize Bernie when needed
>grandstands on highways overlooking track
>cultural roundabout
>>68875799
>Kimi's contract will be renewed for another 2 years
Vettel is cucking Ferrari into keeping an old driver who has lost his edge and will only get slower. Who the hell thought it was a good idea to give him vetoing rights?
>>68876332
I thought those trees were the sea before I remember you only have a short coastline with the black sea.
I checked the historic listings.
Street circuit in Bucharest - 1930's
Street circuit in Bucharest - 2007
Street circuit in Resita - 1980's
And that never to be built motorcycle circuit in Mureş
>mfw "BRITISH" Formula 3 did a race in Bucharest in 2007
What the fuck
>>68875459
My city too old and small to make a proper circuit
>city of single lane roads and cobble streets
Instead, FE quality.
>Long Straights
>Chicanes
>In Town
>Turn 1 has no runoff
BTW Pirelli World Challenge TC/TCA/TCB race now
http://world-challenge.com/streamvideo/
>>68876712
Good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GspNwTwMKlI
>>68876462
>Shutting off two major motorways and all the support roads
>Cutting across Motorway central reservation
Genius
>>68876860
How else will I watch F1 from my dorm window?
Bernie give me a call m8 when you read this
>>68876547
He is doing it to make him look good, doesn't want to be bullied again.
>>68877141
His insecurities make him look bad though. Bet Ferrari leaked the veto thing deliberately to try to get him to accept anyone.
>>68875799
>Kimi's contract will be renewed for another 2 years
>Nico's contract has been renewed for another 2 years
Source?
Welcome to Forest park, the home of the Worlds Fair in Saint Louis.
http://routebuilder.org/1tx4
>>68877401
sorry for lack of pic
>>68876712
>>mfw "BRITISH" Formula 3 did a race in Bucharest in 2007
In fairness, it was challenging the Euro series in the 2000's.
Not as many retirements and crashes as I expected from Young drivers and street circuits.
>Highlight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyKHFKKzn8k
>>68876427
pls no bully :(
i acknowledge that most of you guys made better circuits than mine :(
>>68875573
that looks incredibly joyful to race at
>>68876332
neo-green monster/10
would be amazing to see the cars fly by the tree though
>>68875459
NZGP through the streets of Auckland for the Denny Hulme Trophy might be cool.
>>68875860
>>68877758
You guys trying to troll?
is max going to die this year or next year?
>>68875459
>Indianapolis street circuit
Might be cool.
>>68878459
>IUPUI unironically has a Michigan AND an Ohio road in it
Indiana confirmed for being into the DP
>>68877540
>>68875860
I tried but only succeeded in making a square bunny
>>68875459
>>68878825
hold it at GU, it has a better campus
>>68873238
I know that the tires are supposed to make it feel like you're floating while riding on the snow, but they have just one gear, no suspension, and high ass resistance tires. I think that makes daily riding pretty fucking hard, even on a level road. Other than this one exception, I think you are right.
>>68878732
>>68877540
I could see IndyCar going to a circuit of this quality
>>68878732
>>68879013
FE-tier
>>68879079
m8 go try build in that city.
Only thing that kept me going was trying to find this jogger in more of the street view pictures.
>>68877583
what the fuck did he do
GOAT track coming thru (short version)
>>68879517
>14.47 miles
oh my
>>68879569
FIA can suck my balls
>>68878459
Just realized this looks like a weird version of Albert Park
>>68877212
>4x WDC
hello friends
>>68880088
hey max, how's the cooch-sniffing?
>>68880189
i'm far too drunk to smell anything right now post webms
>>68880224
>>68880224
>>68880347
>>68880373
you two are GREAT
>>68875459
My old standby.
>>68873421
imagine being the guy tasked to design a fuel tank that can fit into an area like that, survive 100g+ impacts without exploding, and still be able to suck up fuel while going around turns at 4-5g
fuck that
>>68880224
>>68880373
Best moment of the season so far
>>68879946
torpedo :(
I am
>>68882151
autistic
>>68880224
we need more old F1 webms
>>68882741
>old
nigga please, there are still barriers everywhere
>>68882741
the nose on that marshall gets me every time
Mad amx
>>68882912
is a cunt
>>68882741
>>68883093
>>68883146
holy shit. sauce?
>>68881705
Shit yeah.
I'm still rebuilding my /f1/ folder after my last laptop died.
>>68883256
None, sorry. Pulled all these from the original webmbro
I need to start making more webms one of these days
>>68883416
>>68879006
They at least have uses on sand and some off roading.
Fixies are the true cancer cycling.
>>68883256
Pretty sure that's the Spanish GP at Montjuic. Since Lauda was in BRM only in 73, it's the 1973 Spanish GP. It should be easy to search for vids of that specific season and/or race.
>>68883418
went ahead and made one real quick: Senna's pole lap from the 1989 Japanese Grand Prix at Suzuka. if only the source was better quality.
>>68883893
Quality is perfect given the file size limit
>>68883893
damn, that nigga fast
>>68878825
did another
>>68884268
oh god.. that would be a disaster...
besides, you might as well take advantage of the beach if you're doing vina/valparaiso
1982 U.S. Grand Prix West
Long Beach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgT3WE9d90k
German introduction, followed by a mix of British, U.S., and the occasional Japanese commentating.
Cars dropping out like flies.
Betaberg's old man driving like a champ.
Herr Lauda getting shit done in his Ferrari.
Ferrari cheating like a bitch with a dual rear wing.
Comedy.
I found LewLew's favourite beer
>>68884414
I'm awful at this
>>68884601
You really are, try to limit the 90 degree turns
>>68884601
I like that one better. It's pretty close to what I came up with.
I've seen all the seasons since about 2007, are there any other good ones say 1995-2006 that are good to watch? I know it was schumacherwinslol for a while and Alonso took over on 05-06, any of those years worth watching?
>>68884661
Cool
is there any motorsports on this weekend?
>>68871910
10/10 would watch
Love your works Hungary
>>68884965
Indycar at road america
>>68884559
>1982
>Herr Lauda getting shit done in his Ferrari.
Herr Lauda was driving for Ron Benis in 1982 m8.
>>68884691
Watch '97, '98, '99, 2000, 2003, 2005, and 2006
Some of the races from '95 and '96 are also bretty good, like Spa '95, Europe '95 and '96 and Spain '96
>>68871910
Top keke
>>68884965
Motogp at Assen
>>68883893
did they heel & toe in the manuel cars?
>>68877758
lol, reminded me of WRC SS in 2012
>>68885761
Yes they did. Senna was famed for having a very nimble heel & toe technique that helped him balance the revs even while braking.
In fact, Boobens was a right foot braker (having started in manual shift cars), and lost some time to Schumacher (who was a left-foot braker even though he also started in manual cars) in the corners because of it.
>>68885761
yes
>>68871971
5 Angry Drivers?
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/benis-egstension/ddkhjhaoikoegpniokijjiinbdcjkkeo
Autism Intensifies
>>68885936
>>68885943
>>68875459
>>68879946
>2016
>aussies still mad
I want this shit right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NKq7T1BexA
>>68886135
and this
>>68886176
>[current year]
>still can't tell flags apart
>>68886218
I actually wondered if I had replied to a Kiwi by accident. If you guys hate each other so much you should think about getting flags that aren't identical. At least USA and Canada got it right.
>>68885761
>>68886132
There's a video of a classic onboard foot camera. I'm pretty sure it was Stewart, but Youtube search can't find it so maybe I'm wrong. The track was Donington.
>>68886295
you colourblind mate? our flags are nothing alike
>>68886295
I'm not Kiwi and we don't all hate one another at all, but I'd agree they are too similar.
>>68886295
>you should think about getting flags that aren't identical
Yeah, we actually did. Didn't work out though.
>>68886308
They kinda are when rendered on 16x8 pixels. Yeah, one has white dots, one has red ones, but I can't be expected to always remember which is which.
Can you instantly tell apart Poland and Monaco? Or Luxembourg and Netherlands?
>>68886426
How often do you see Monaco and Luxembourg posters?
>>68886426
I never see Monaco or Luxembourg. You see us all the time
>>68886441
>>68886444
I don't know, maybe we just think they're Polacks and Dutchies.
For instance, have you realised we have a regular Indonesian poster?
>>68886456
fwiw, Indos and that guy who was in Monaco for the GP were hard to tell apart.
A bit too long, yeah...
I rise, therefore I am
>>68886132
>>68885761
I found this. It's from a 1993 car so the blipping isn't as heavy as it was in the other one I was thinking (it was either a '60s or '70s car) but it's still neat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L-FxxZcAJo
>>68886135
>fremantle,
wew lad, they actually tried it for the V8SC, using the port as the pits. But all the greens didnt want it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUqUh2YLYoE
goodwood's live again
>>68886426
Damn, Italy, is it that hard to point over the flag to see the country name if you can't memorize it?
>>68887462
That's a lot of work.
I'd rather just call you guys Oceanics at this point.
>>68887462
don't worry most people can tell you apart
bikes then contemporary f1 cars at goodwood now
>>68875459
Wellington, New Zealand
http://routebuilder.org/1txy
F1 needs corners
>>68877583
what the fuck did he do
>mfw my flag is the international sign of retardation
>>68887688
who cares. we're rich and powerful
>>68887688
Don't worry
d'awww
>>68886135
How deliberate is that penis?
>>68887913
goodwood fos is legendary
>humanity having problems reaching the speed of light
Why not just putting like 3500 F1 car engines in a rocket ship ?
Each engine can reach like 350 km/h
350 x 3500 = 1225000 km/h
They'll even go faster than the speed of light,since thats 108000 km/h
https://youtu.be/a3tOeX7SyNg?t=105
"ai hä"
>>68888723
This strategy is flawless
-t. Aerospace Engineer
>>68889079
like
ikr ?!
How come no one thought of that before ?!
>>68888723
>since thats 108000 km/h
lel no
it's ~300000 kilometers a SECOND
>>68889201
no mate
I checked it and converted
It were those numbers in m/s
I converted it to km/h
>>68889222
I know I'm right
it is 300000 KILOMETERS PER SECOND
not km/h or m/s
also you missed a few zeros since it's 1080000000 KILOMETERS PER HOUR
>>68889201
Don't take the b8 m8, or he'll continue to shit up the thread
Can anyone tell me how many bings to MotoGP quali?
>>68889250
yeah welll
the joke's there mate
what's what matters
>>68889266
minus something
it seems to be happening now
>>68889341
wait no thats just free practice
Who is gonna replace Kimi?
>>68889371
he'll stay there until he is dead,mate
he won't retire
>>68888846
>maurizio arribene
>>68887913
Did that Brawn have all those sponsors (especially Banco do Brasil) during 2009? I don't remember.
Which driver is the most likely to start a shooting on the paddock ?
I vote for Wehrlein
>>68887677
>77
nice
>>68889765
they had them in the Brazilian GP
>>68890292
bottas
>>68886426
Or Ireland and Italy?
>>68875899
They put another monkey in the car I guess
>>68875899
He must have been Sure Deodrant,otherwise he wouldn't be so confident
>>68886426
get some glasses dude
>>68890551
That's easy, because the Irish are gingers.
mfw i'm unironically a hamilton fan
>>68892276
Why would you lie on the internet?
