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Previous Thread: >>68873205

>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK

>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
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on my knees for a tenner
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>>68900180
this, but unironically
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pmsl this op picture
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Would love Juveguy to post his (You)s to see who really runs /bet/ these days
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>>68900204
Gonna need my 50 quid tonight man, planning to go out. DM'ed you my paypal
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38 lids
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>>68900231
It's so sad that, 6 months after release, the majority of the stars no longer actively post itt
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>>68900375
>Worse than Hass
pmsl
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>>68900375
Who's the voicemail from lad
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>>68900375
WHEN will you adjust your clock?
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>>68900415
Pmsl, wonder what the context is

>>68900387
Would love an updated version, anyone any good with PS?
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I fell asleep
what did I miss?
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Welsh patriots >>> Nirn half Scotch traitors
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>>68900415
Got drunk one night and that's what I get.
>>68900423
One is from work and another some slag who wanted to meet up
>>68900431
Nothing wrong with it m8
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>funded by the swede with the big roll
Hey, that's not where my roll went to shit
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>>68900516
>post time: 17:44:26
>phone clock: 17:45

i'm actually triggered here lid
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>>68900557
It's 2 minutes behind but keeps me from getting late anywhere
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>>68900280
"no"

infantile behaviour
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>South Africa
Excellent, now I can reback
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>Losing to Botswana
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>>68900628
>>68900629
>betting on people who barely eat three meals a day

-ev
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>>68900469
>This flag
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Who else up thousands from Poland going through?

> tfw bankrolled Poland to win the shootout at 1.80

I'm going to Thailand to go bust a nut on some Thai ladyboys face.
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>>68900674

Bet £1000 on Poland to qualify pre match
B365 still hasnt paid out on it, chat investigating bet

Fuck off 365
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So how much is everyone up after the vote? The tears on FB/Twitter make the money so much sweeter
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>>68900720

Theyll probably tell you to fuck off and stop being so impatient
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>>68900752
>inspect element
Post a picture of the cash notes and we'll believe you
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>>68900752

I actually HATE you
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>>68900752

AHAHAH, DID YOU EDIT THAT IN PAINT BRO
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Steve Johnson is in, thank you tennis tipster
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>>68900752
on the Sky Live Chat right now clarifying the bet receipt
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WTB
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>>68900752
You could at least have mad sure the text rendering on your stake was the same as the rest of the slip
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>>68900926
You are welcome my friend. Now PLEASE tell me how to trip
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>>68900981
Me to have vast amounts of white powder up my nose tonight @1.10
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>>68900993

You don't want to once variance kicks in
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>>68901016
Baking a cake lid? Hate it when the icing sugar poofs up and goes up my nose >.<
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>>68901016
> tfw just book flight to Bangkok in 15 hours

Sheet I don't have a dealer that has more than ganja. Time to hunt for some snow.
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>>68901016
Have that planned for tonight, too, if South Africa win. Gonna have to do with Speed and bloody insides of my mouth if they don't.
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>>68900961
>>68900990
No need to be jealous boys, you've only been at this for a few years; I'm sure you'll make a profit some day. :)
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>>68900993
How do I use a "tripcode"?
Tripcodes can help verify a user's identity to others, and are a type of pseudo-registration. To use a normal tripcode, place a hash mark ("#") followed by a word or short phrase after what you've entered into the [Name] field (ex. "User#password"). Upon submission, the server will generate the hash unique to that particular word or phrase. The previous example would display "User !ozOtJW9BFA" after being posted.

Important note: A tripcode is generated only using the text entered after the hash mark. Your entered name, IP address, cookie information, etc. do not affect the output. Normal tripcodes are not secure, and can be cracked with relative ease. For a more secure solution, see secure tripcodes.

>>68901087
Nothing worse than that lad
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Tinder in SE Asia SO easy, going to go out next month and shag my knob off
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>>68901124
>claims to be shrewd
>has an unlimited skybet

pick one
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>>68901124
Prove it to me by giving me £5
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>come back after a 2 week break
>Euan went paid

Pmsl, what a fucking melt
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>>68901114
You're SUCH a degen desu pal
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>>68901124
Jealous of your poor photoshop skills or of your ability to get replies?
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>>68901133

Ok cheers m8
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>>68901114
111111111
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>>68901181
Why's he a melt?
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>>68901193
Degen gambler, even more degen in every other aspect. Not proud of it, but it's the life I chose.
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>>68901213
REEEEEEEE. You've triggered me.
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>>68901148
>he doesn't make a new account each time he gets limited

>>68901194
Don't worry mate, I'm sure you'll be able to get your yield up on TT some day, maybe you should listen to some of Juveguy's tips?

>>68901154
Pay everyone their £50 and I will :)
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>>68901236
We're getting fucked tonight lad hahahaha

>>68901213
No worries famalam keep up the decent tips, up vast sums on a sport I never really took much interest in but I do now
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Kyle Edmund @2.25 in the 1st round is at least LARGE potentially more
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>>68901294
Log in on your phone and post a screenshot of the bet. Only someone who faked this slip wouldnt be able to do this.
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>>68901154

YOU OWE US £50 YOU FAT FUCK
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>>68901342
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MAN!!!!
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Who from /bet/ would you like to meet most?
Lately, I think it would have to be the degen German guy. Can imagine it would be a laff.
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I always love how pissed off Euan gets whenever somebody posts a slip for a big win.

Euan, why can you not stand other people winning big
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>>68901404
Juve. NEED to see if he's the dj and his general life.
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Thought ARP had died desu
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>>68901342
>>68901377
I don't know who to trust
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Next OP
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>>68901436
This. But I have a crush on him so it doesn't matter whatever state he's in
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Florian Mayer is another LARGE in the 1st round @3.5

Mayer looks overpriced here as he has won nine of ten matches on grass court this season with a straight sets win against Thiem included in that run so 5/2 is value today.
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>>68901471
Nigga I post all my tips on TT.

>>68901514
PLEASE stop impersonating me
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Should I bet 20 quid on Wales?
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>>68901514
Also baka. Thiem will win that. But it will go over 3.5 sets. Only reason Mayer won last time was Thiems retarded scheduling.
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>>68901570
Northern ireland to go through is huge
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>>68901559
Yeah I realised that hahaha, it's probably juveguy
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>>68901627
Going to block him VERY soon. Will miss the WORLD Wimbledon tips.
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>>68901559
v strange man

I'll be posting these on TT just giving /bet/ time to get on before the price gets hit by posting on TT
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>>68901627
"no"
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ARP
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>>68901692
PM me on TT with detailed instructions on how I can do this.
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>>68901813
Go on B365. Select it. Goal. Why is life so cruel.
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Robbie Savage is the Jeremy Corbyn of football.
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Looking like FH unders and extra time are going to be the meme bets for the round of 16
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>>68901851
>thinking people will actually believe I don't know how to trip after already getting given the instructions

Begone child.
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#'realtennisguy#password'
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>>68902173
nice try
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>>68902173
>Having a gimmick worse than Juveguy
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>>68902173
OH FUUUUUUUCK I did it
>>68902202
This will end as soon as I crack it m8. Stop being a brown noser and fuck off.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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PMSL
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W A L E S
A
L
E
S
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Was praying for a goal
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Bale too too good

hup
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OWN GOAL
W
N

G
O
A
L
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Love Robbie Savage
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MLS: Impact Montreal VS Sporting Kansas

Over 2.5 FT goals @ 2.14 on Betfair

Both teams have only had over 2.5 goals in 2/5 and 3/5 of their last 5 games, however in 4/4 of their last H2Hs it has been over 2.5 goals.

Wouldn't bet too heavy on this, but I honestly think this will come through. Can't seem to find any other games like the Chicago one this weekend.
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Begging for a fiver

Anyone who's about to send Juveguy some money send it to me instead. He owes me £50 from 2 days ago.
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WALES


WALES

20p ===> £2.76

who was #ON
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>>68902446

Thanks soccerway
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Got it
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>own goal
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>>68902446
laying this
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>>68902452
sick hourly rate
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tybWales
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>>68902446
>games played together by teams x months and x years ago influence their current play style

why do people fall for this meme
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>>68902446
>Wouldn't bet too heavy on this

Okay, I won't
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>>68902446
Bookies might of learnt their lesson
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>>68902446

>soccerway: the bet
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Easiest 600 of the week there thx gareth bb


Time for insurgency
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Test
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>>68902452
FUCK you are gonna fuck it up

88' nireland meme goal

thanks a lot juveguy
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>>68902452
NEED a 1>100 challenge
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Can people stop impersonating me please
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Might be a dumb question but is there a way americans can bet? I see interesting arbitrage bets posted on sites but they're all only available to pretty much every country but our own supposedly 'free' one.
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How is my trip? Feel like I will cement my place among the Legends of /bet/
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>>68902599
>might of
>of

Please stop doing this. This happens far too often on here and it triggers me every single day.
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I WAS ON BIG TIME LADS
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>>68902708

>/eurobet/
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>>68902708
Use a secure one if you think you are going to be legend.
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>>68902708
it might of've been good
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I'd rather be me than Jonny Williams with that hairline at 22
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>>68902565
Because it's the best indicator of how teams play against each other? The results from 2/3/4/5+ years ago don't matter as there's new talent and different lineups; but if a team wins 4-2 away, you can bet on there being a few goals when they play at home.

>>68902572
Not as sure as I was for the Chicago game, hence why I'm not saying bet heavy; but I'd say I'm 60-60% sure that there will be over 2.5 goals. I've got £50 on the game as well as £20 on an accumulator, so I'm betting about 20% of this week's bankroll on it.
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>>68902639
Gonna shout so this can end the impersonators.
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finding this trip fight quite cringe-worthy tbqh
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I'm on a 2-1. Im still confident.
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>>68902717
Sorry lad, might of been a slip of the thumbs
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>>68902836
and you STILL have a <10% yield
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really in doubt regarding this CRO-POR game, don't know what to pick lads
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>>68902963

Over 0.5 1st Half goals
then a separate bet Croatia to Qualify
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Got a worldie coming up as my first /bet/ tip under my trip
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Ashley Williams so stupid
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>>68902881
if you're sure mate
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>>68902963
Could just not bet on it at all and enjoy the game and a couple of beers.
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>>68902963
Feel it'll be high scoring. Ronaldo is now ON. Should be better for Portugal as Croatia won't sit back.
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>>68903009
go on laddie
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>>68902918
That's due to me stupidly thinking I knew what I was doing in the Euros and relying on Portugal, here's my yield for MLS so far
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>>68902997

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>68902836
>18 tips on the Croatia v Spain game

PMSL at your TT betting history
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I'll have a bet with you Ross, I'll bet that you won't take a single penny with you when you die. I'll also bet that if you linger on your deathbed, you're going to be in so much pain, real bad pain. Not necessarily psychical pain, but pain from the mental anguish that will be caused when you realise that the great leveller, Death, is right beside you, and with every fibre in your body you will not want to leave this life, because you kept winning at it, you trod on people to constantly keep yourself above them. In those final few seconds Ross, as you fight for breath, you'll realise that it was all for nothing, and not a penny of your wealth will prevent you slipping into the enfolding grip of darkness.
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>>68903035
>>68902997
we played three times so far, and portugal got all three wins

with ronaldo on fire and our choking tradition, Portugal DC and over 0,5 1st half goals is looking most probable

>>68903032
I'm an addict Johann
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>>68903059
>all on overs in 1 (one) game

You're not fooling anyone here bud
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>>68903183
>I'm an addict Johann
I feel you
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>>68903032
>implying you can enjoy a game without having a stake on it
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>>68903260
Depends how intoxicated you are
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>>68903260
>mfw I watch a football game without betting on it
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OK I have the next pick in my 20p ==> £100 challenge. Just need Wales to wrap this up
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>>68903305
kek
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OK. Portugal v Croatia, BTTS.

£2.76 ==> £5.80
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>>68903425
Literally bankrolling this, if it wins il be up over 8k today ( minus the plane ticket i just booked )
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>>68903496
PLEASE give me five of the victory pounds
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>>68903532
Il buy some Thai whore a beer in your honour mate
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>>68903496
Addict talk. You haven't researched anything but because someone on a Chinese imageboard who is renowned for bad tips posts it you're on.
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222222222
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South Africa!
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>>68903582
Fuck off shill. Didn't you see the Brexit result? The people are tired of numbers, graphs and researchers who don't understand that its about quality of life.

If I lose I lose and probably have to refund my ticket. If I don't lose I'm going to fuck 2 Thai girls and a ladyboy ( to get another cock in there but its still non threatening ), thats what life is about. You can't take money to the grave with you.
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>>68903496
Good luck m8.
I have o.5 for HT
I feel like I have made a fucking mistake.
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>>68903683
>Didn't you see the Brexit result

But juveguy bet against leave...
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>>68903683
Take this degeneracy out of here. This isn't r9k for you to be casually mentioning lady boys and Thai females.
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>>68903683
Printing this post out to frame it.
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>>68903779
unsure why you'd do that
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are there any good /bet/ sites with a reliable Android/iOS app?
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>South Africa
Need to call my dealer to negotiate
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>>68903779
V v worried about you mate. That is a disgusting post.
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>>68903779

v strange post this one
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>>68903683
Good advice
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tfw you cant afford to go on holiday with your betting winnings because you cannot win a bet and the money you do have left is worth much less than it was 3 days ago.
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>>68903948
Join my 20p to £100 challenge bud, might help you out
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For fucks sake south Africa, this is what happens when you have a black quota in your team
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>>68903948

>not buying loads of GBP on Friday morning so you can be UAC in a few months
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>>68904041

How do you buy GBP with GBP???
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>tfw parliament disregards the advisory referendum and votes against leaving the EU
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>>68903727
Thanks mate, going to take 3 or 4 shots and smoke a fat blunt and watch the game.
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>>68904077

Just from the bank mate.
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In play. Sumit Nagal. Challenger Marburg. Wait for when he loses a point or is game point down so odds shoot up.
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GET HYPE GUYS IT'S HAPPENING

Buy my book for just 29.95 and learn my top tips for becoming filthy rich!
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>>68904157

If anything like this was planned Cameron wouldnt have resigned, it is too late to go back now. Just move to Scotland if you want to be in the EU.
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>>68904209
>Scotland
>leaving the union
literally more chance of hell freezing over
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>>68904209
would NEVER step foot in that degenerate land
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>>68904280

wasnt one of the selling points for them voting to remain in the UK last time that they would be part of the EU?
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>>68904280
It's happening
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>>68904280
> Scotland
> land of the eternal cucks

Stay and be cucked by the English, leave and be debt raped and cucked by the EU/Arabia
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One of those really clear public/pro divides on this next game.
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>>68904307
Yes. They're almost guaranteed to leave if they hold another referendum. Hopefully tyhat won't happen
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>>68904353

Public on Croatia and Pros on Portugal I assume?
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>>68904353
mug money on Ronnie
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>>68904401
You thought Remain was a guarantee too.
Literally shut the fuck up.
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>>68904401

Would enjoy seeing Scotland leave then capitulate desu
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>>68904456
if everyone that thought remain was going to win shut the fuck up there'd be no one talking
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Won't Spain veto Scotland joining the EU?
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>>68904515
Yes.
And then they'd be outside of the UK and the EU.
Which would be hilarity.
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>>68904515

I would imagine so, but then they might get a bit of hush money if the EU is determined to fuck over the UK.
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juveguy the only person in /bet/ with a decent grasp of politics.

>>68904515
Apparently but it depends how it will work. There isnt a precedent for a region of a EU country going independent
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>>68904515

No they'd be sleeping
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>>68904312
Scotland would still need to apply to join the EU and would most probably get veto'd by Spain and Belgium who have already stated that they would do this.

There's also the fact that choosing to remain in the EU does not necessarily mean they'll vote to leave the UK. Use East Renfrewshire as an example, 74.3% wanted to REMAIN but 63.19% voted NO.

In Stirling, 67.7% chose REMAIN but 59.77% said NO.

Another referendum doesn't necessarily mean Scotland leaves
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>>68904571
EU deciding to antagonize the UK while Russia looms on the East strangely will resemble WW2
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>>68904041
got so much GBP, I basically bought all of the GBP that my local bank had in stock pmsl
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>>68904589
and spain don't want it to happen since catalonia might secede


would pmsl if scotland end up completely isolated
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>>68904617
59.77% voted NO to a UK WITHIN the EU. That situation has changed. I'd imagine a lot of voters would prefer being independent in the EU over being in the UK without EU
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>>68904617

Is this Hass' new trip or some new guy?
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South Africa hup
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>>68904456
pmsl
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>>68904672
Like many have said in this thread, Scotland might not even be allowed into the EU. Would pmsl if they are stuck outside of the UK and the EU.
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>>68904589

Got to be a joke right?
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>>68903581
Going to Pattaya lid?
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>>68904672
Doesn't necessarily mean that more people will be inclined to vote yes. It's going to be "Do you want to remain in the UK and outside of the EU" or "Do you want to be independent of the UK and EU".

A second referendum will happen, the result won't be as clear. A lot of voters would rather be part of the UK than be outside of both
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>>68904758
nah, salmond, sturgeon are slimy cunts. there'd have scotland independent more than anything else and they'll probably muddy the waters about the pro-independence plans enough to get the majority.
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Portugal to win race to 5 corners easy money @1.72
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Scotland will have a choice of leave the UK and be penniless in the EU which there is no guarantee they will even get in alone. I'd take a NO vote at decent odds
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Reminder that it was Gordon Brown's deafening eclat that saved the based union o7
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>>68904720
I'm not sure how it works but I'm sure they'll try their best to convince Spain otherwise

>>68904758
they should ask both questions at once
>remain in the UK, thus outside the EU
>leave the UK and stay outside the EU
>leave the UK and apply to join the EU

It's all speculating right now anyway
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>>68904758
>>68904885
Who are these new trips?
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>>68904873
A confirmed place in the EU will be a huge point of the campaign. If they get it, independence is almost certain imo
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>>68904740
>tfw chickened out after booking my Pattaya vacation, because none of my friends had time or wanted to come with me
Instead spent the time on /bet/ 18h a day and had some fungi grow on my ballsack from sitting in my chair all the time and sweating my ass off.

V inclined to put a small on Vasco tonight, after CRBs embarassing performance last game
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>>68904934
Spain has its own states wanting in the EU and independence so they will be forced politically to say no.
>>68904950
Ask the republic to take you in, it's MASSIVE on Reddit ATM Pmsl
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>>68904934
Germany need that slush money for spain then. Ask them to bet on Euros as well.
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>>68904950

SO many economic reasons not to go independent though. SNP have been shown to be F R A U D S and this might hopefully get shown up
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>>68904936
I am /bet/. I am the part you won't recognize. But get used to me. Shrewd, confident, cocky; my trip, not yours;
my tips, not yours; my own; get used to me.
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>>68904986
Both teams to score for that game's a winner
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>>68905060
>thinking retarded scots actually care at all about economics and have thought about this past MUH FREEDOM FROM YOUS ENGLISH
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>>68905103
Respect
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>>68904950
Negotiating for a place in EU while still in the Union will be treasonous. EU will never negotiate terms on the probability of leaving the Union and joining them. Scotland will have to leave before they can start negotiation.

Would psml laughing if Turkey threw a shitfit over Scotland joining before them.
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>>68905103
Running out of room for more greasy sixth form dullards like you on my filter list
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>>68905103
see
>>68900280

I'm top dog here
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>>68905109
Sounds a bit like Brexit voters pmsl
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>>68905225
Except the UK economy is now stronger than before.
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>>68905109
>thinking retarded Leave votes actually care at all about economics and have thought about this past MUH FREEDOM FROM EU
Works for most things.

>>68905165
Sturgeon has already said the discussion has started.
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>>68905293
that means fuck all. Mark Carney had to use millions of pounds of capital to liquidate the currency markets.

and also, basically people sold bank shares and bought shares in previous metal companies. Not that big of a surprise because precious metals are a relatively safe bet. So although the FTSE recovered the issue is that we have a 70% service based economy and a lot of banking jobs that create a lot of wealth and tax revenues. So while the stock market might appear to not have fallen much, Britain's GDP generating sectors did get economically raped


stupid brexit dullards
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>>68905302
>>68905293
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>>68905293
>I only post information that backs up my point
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>>68905338
Yes that means fuck all fucktard see: >>68905335
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>>68905302
Discussion aren't negotiations.
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>>68905335
No offence, but the amount of bets you've lost makes your opinion worthless.

I'm still waiting on my £50.
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>>68905293
Can not wait for my portfolio to green up on Monday
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SO, SO much ignorance here. Not sure what I'm going to do in this anti-intellectual country when I get my Economics degree
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>>68905405
> when I get

What year you in lid?
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>>68905386
>you meme around betting therefore your fact-fuelled economic views mean fuck all to my grade-level econ ftse 100 chart xD
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Portugal to win is the bet today
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>>68905405
>when I get my Economics degree
PMSL. I got mine, look where I am..
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>>68905455
Man you're really salty tonight.
Why can't we just be friends?
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I'm back home
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>>68905511
where are you? dreading the thought of all the financial centres shifting to Frankfurt
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jesus fucking christ
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>>68905556

Hows the betting been doing?
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>>68905405
What ignorance? Do you mean the REMAIN voters who have been joyfully spreading around the fact that the market crashed as some sort of evidence that the UK economy will fail?

The market dipped due to UNCERTAINTY and guess what, the market is now recovering. We won't see any lasting financial changes for at least 1-3 months if not more. Or do you seriously think that the economy changes over night and will NEVER recover or change again?

>>68905369
The pound had dipped multiple times and recovers, that's funnily enough what currency does. Perhaps we should wait until the US Presidential election so that when the USD dips as well, everyone can quote your "logic"
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>>68905661
using paint to circle points on the FTSE 100 doesn't showcase market recovery. regards,
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>>68905712
>>68905512
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>>68905742
i'm actually ecstatic. most successful day betting in ages, up £1
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>>68905647
Good, thank you. In the last 2-3 weeks went from 100 to 400 euro bank. Around 60% yield in uruguayan basketball

Also will profit about 2.5k from all the tournaments I've made

And made an argie gf who let me stay at her house for a week. She cooked for me and thought that betting and researching was cute
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>>68905771
So why so mean?
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>>68905712
Ah right, I forgot that facts don't matter; would you prefer numbers to illustrate it instead?

Before BREXIT vote
>FTSE 100 @ 6,334.63

Straight after vote
>FTSE 100 @ 5,926.40

Today
>FTSE 100 @ 6,162.97

Or to put it a way you understand, you started at £300, you lost it all on a Juventus game and went down to £5 and now you're slowly and steadily building back up to £300 and you're currently at £187.
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>>68905776
God has blessed you
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>>68905581
On /bet/ pal, on /bet/.

Couldn't get into Frankfurt Business School, got my Bachelors at a shitty Uni (Kassel), couldn't get a job, went into Business Law, got my degree, couldn't get a job.. you get the idea. If you aren't directly recruited straight from Uni and you have no connections or work experience your future ain't bright here. Not worried about it anymore, would rather off myself than starting a wageslaving career.
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>>68905849
no, the point is the absolute value of the FTSE100 doesn't mean recovery. it's the kind of thing some high-school drop-out would share on FB to try and argue their meme, ill-constructed views. it's more nuanced than that. once again, see: >>68905335
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>>68905925
NEED my £50 you greasy student.
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>>68905925
>the absolute value of the FTSE100 doesn't mean recovery

By that logic, the absolute value dropping doesn't show a crash either. Or does your point only apply when it proves you right?
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>>68905661
The market isn't recovering. The uncertainty over Brexit has been built into the market for months, take a look if you don't believe me. For the market/pound to truly recover, you'd expect to see it at the level it was BEFORE the referendum was announced and that clearly isn't the case.
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Why is overs so high on 365? Is it because of the low scoring meme?
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the Bank of England had to literally use its forex and gold reserves as collateral to maintain market stability. the amount used surpasses annual EU fees. it's not the market recovering on its own
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>>68905986
people sold bank shares and bought shares in previous metal companies. Not that big of a surprise because precious metals are a relatively safe bet. So although the FTSE recovered the issue is that we have a 70% service based economy and a lot of banking jobs that create a lot of wealth and tax revenues. So while the stock market might appear to not have fallen much, Britain's GDP generating sectors did get economically raped


you have to be trolling at this point. head over to /pol/ where
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>>68906000
>you'd expect to see it at the level it was BEFORE the referendum was announced and that clearly isn't the case.
>you'd expect to see it at the level it was BEFORE the referendum

So, it doesn't count as a recovery as it hasn't reached a value it was at 6 months ago after exactly 1 day?

Let me get this straight, you're actually saying that what happens in 1 day is as relevant as what the market does over 6 months? The pound has dropped because we just had a referendum where the result wasn't what people were expecting. People got worried and started to sell their pounds to buy up a more stable currency like USD for instance

The EXACT same thing will happen when the US elections occur as once again there is uncertainty

Think of it this way, a favourite in a football game goes down 1-0 within the first 15 minutes; so the odds change accordingly to make a win for the favourite less likely to happen. This is a reaction to an uncertainty, it doesn't mean that this reflects the end result.
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Derfell more like DerFAIL haha
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>>68906223
Just posting to say I agree and you're right and you blew him the fuck out.
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>>68906333
Forgot your trip
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>>68906223
It recovered after less than a day when it was expected to be a remain result :^) If you're going to judge if leave or remain was better for the economy based on how fast they recover then you've lost that argument, friend :)

You have nothing to back up your claim that it will recover to pre-referendum/referendum announcement levels but there is literal proof right in front of your eyes that a remain vote would have made that recovery instantly given by the expectation and jump in value once polls closed and that was before the result was even final. I'm not disputing that it could possibly recover but you don't know how long that would take whereas it's evident in the graph how long a remain vote would have taken.
>>
the absolute state
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>>68906448
the minor """recovery"" we've seen today anyway is because of the bank of england offering up a quarter trillion pounds stabilise markets. it's an artificial attempt to stymie the fall. BoE can't keep that up forever.
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>>68906466
this

shut the fuck up
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>>68906448
>If you're going to judge if leave or remain was better for the economy based on how fast they recover then you've lost that argument

>>68905661
>We won't see any lasting financial changes for at least 1-3 months if not more.

Reading is difficult
>>
HOW ABOUT THAT CROATIA PORTUGAL GAME LADS
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>>68906543
>>68906543

PROTIP: block juveguy
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>>68906617
NEED a goal like air
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>>68906636
it's sometimes funny to see how much money the village idiot has lost this time
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>>68906551
Why would the market be anything but stable (other factors not withstanding, just purely based on a remain or brexit outcome) if there was a status quo vote for remain? We know the pound recovered when remain was expected and we know the pound fell when leave won. A remain vote was a vote for the status quo and the 'normal' state of the market, what financial changes do you think would happen in the 1-3 months after a remain vote that wouldn't happen anyway without this whole referendum business? You're literally offering up nothing but your opinion at this point.
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>>68906702

>believing the troll character
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>>68906748
He isn't addressing the artificial ""recovery"" either. Honestly his cyclical rebuttals mean jackshit
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>>68906636
>he doesnt hide stubs

kinda pointless then
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>>68906617
It's terrible, another U1.5FH meme game and will probably see 1 goal in the last 5 minutes meme.

Portugal aren't really a team, it's 9 people and Nani/Ronaldo
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>>68906808

how do you hide stubs
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>>68906846
>>68906808

nevermind, got it

thanks
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What's the probability of a goal here?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10586395
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>>68907221
BTTS yes is a lock
>>
God this fucking game is tight, there were like two goal chances in 30 minutes

Total shit lads
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>>68907334
nice try bookie shill BTTS is literally free money
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>>68907369
nice try bookie shill BTTS is literally not free money
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>>68907369

DOESN'T happen
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>>68907369
Can't wait till you become Croatiaguy
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>>68907420
>>68907423
Don't listen to these shills. I've traced both their ip's back to Nordicbet and ladbrokes offices. Bookies realizing they fucked up, BTTS is a lock
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>>68907780
SHUT IT DOWN
>>
BTTS Second Half looking better every second
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This game gave me anal prolapse lads
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>>68907221
what's the answer pal?
>>
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFogPLjr4C/

The king of /bet/ has an announcement
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in my 'and
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>>68908126
tennis is for bummers
>>
Any bets worth placing on this shitgame?
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>>68908229
PLEASE like our sport
>>
Why oh why did Euan have to go paid. Haven't seen a decent bet posted in here in ages
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>>68908119
The poll should give the most accurate answer. My guess is 6%.
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>>68908229
im on an 11 win streak cause of the guy
long may he reign
>>
Who here just won £1 from a free scratchcard from betfair?
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>>68908261
BTTS
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>>68908293
>euan
>decent bet

None of his "paid" tips have won
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>>68908293
mfw Euan hasn't been posting decent bets since he went paid
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>>68908126

Who is that guy, Edmonton fella? Is he really a large for 1st round Wimblywombly?
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>>68908332
You must be joking
>>
>>68908293
Literally posted 2 tips @>3.0 today
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>>68908461
becaws freedom aint free zamboniman
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>>68908126
Pisskova lost m8
>>
Reminder to donate 10% of your earnings to charity
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>>68908461
Well they were DEFENDING your RIGHT to BET on SHIT games, weren't they now?
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>>68908461

Also helped the downfall of Saddam and we know how well thats turned out for the world
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>>68908441
No. That was a fake me.

>>68908542
Telling me like I haven't maimed my cat about it
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>>68908329
Just activated it. H y p e
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>>68908560
Reminder to tithe
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>>68908560
why?
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>>68908560
Reminder that donating to me instead less can ease your unconscious
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>>68908560
V v good post
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>>68908508

>tennis
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>>68908560
Zakat?
>>
Lads some Canadian just came to /bet/ and started shitposting offtopic

I'm up and in a good mood today, at the same time I can't support dragging this thread to even lower depths with more offtopic shitposting in a thread that by now is mostly offtopic shitposting. Like shit leaf if you want to talk about offtopic things why didn't you go to /b/?

> a fucking leaf
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>>68908711
PLEASE love our sport
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>>68908560
>earnings

lmao
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>>68908711
Just downloaded this tbqh
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>>68908630

I've gone for it with my scratch card winnings.
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Volleyball: Thailand women +2.5 @ 1.917. I think it's a good one considering previous performance.
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>>68908817

Its a timeless classic
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>>68908862
>>
>>68908862

>Prestaking volley handis

Is this your first rodeo?
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>>68908933
Yes
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>>68908681
we live in a very privileged position in this country lid, donating to charity is probably the only moral act that any of you will commit in your lives.
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>>68908862

>>68908933

Sorry for some reason i read it as handball.
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>>68908825
Didn't win anything for my scratchcard. GL, should win
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>>68908922

If only the bookies thought to look at previous results when pricing it up
>>
>Socar

French illiteracy
>>
>>68908982
I always tip my whores extra for swallowing.
>>
>>68908329
>>68908630
Of course didn't get one. Life in Germany is suffering
>>
>>68909038

Ryan pls, this is a betting thread
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>>68909054
Nvm, I'm just blind
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>it goes to penalties
>croatia shoots first
>scores
>repeat until it's 5-4
>Ronaldo goes up
>misses
>portugal eliminated
>>
I really should stop blindly taking /bet/'s advice
>>
If any of you liddos has noticed a distinct lack of shitposting in the past 2 weeks it's because I've been on holiday.

Don't worry I'm back and ready as ever. Get ready to see twice the ection in the same place.
>>
>>68909176
> stopping when /bet/ is due

mug
>>
>lack of shitposting

DEFINITELY not been a lack of that
>>
>>68909228
>>68909260
>>
>>68909099
NEED this to happen
>>
Ready to murder my wife's son, will throw his body to pigs.
>>
Should I go out tonight or not lids?
>>
>>68909228
Missed ya x
>>
BTTS already in in the Vasco game, juveguy SO SHREWD. Thanks buddy
>>
>>68909228

>lack of shitposting

good joke

although since filtering juveguy this place is 10000% better
>>
>>68909228
Anywhere nice lid?
>>
>>68909379
no problem pal
>>
>>68909363
good to be back tbqh senpai

>>68909504
Croatia, was pretty hot
>>
Why is Portugal allowed to field Africans?
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Let's do this

http://www.strawpoll.me/10586904
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>>68909633
less of that now
>>
>>68909802
tweet these to michael caley pal
>>
How much does everyone have on England not to win the Euros?
Looks like free money to me
>>
Portugal putting some serious pressure now
>>
If Arsenal are really signing Lukaku they better also buy some reinforced corner flags to deal with his first touch.
>>
>>68910106
Whats the price
>>
>>68910191
@11 to win
So whatever the opposite of that is.

England will absolutely not win this competition
>>
O0.5 @2.40 pmsl
>>
>>68910317
small on
>>
>>68910184
yeah, the fucker couldn't trap a bag of cement and he's been saying that he is """"""""""""among the best""""""""""""""
>>
Literally no reason to not take Breazealle at +1400 with a cheeky twenty
>>
Why is a Swiss fag linking >our thread in the match generals?
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>>68910624
>+1400

ok
>>
This game is cancer.
>>
>>68909099
this but 1-1 first
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>>68910659
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68855474/#68857032

fuming
>>
Dutch acca DOWN
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>>68903425
I decided to bet against Juveguy and would you look at that, I've made the money he's lost.
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>>68911302
PLEASE lend me a fiver
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what do you reckon lids?

highly rated
>>
What a fucking terrible game, fuck Portugal.
But I need them to progress because I've got Ronaldo as top goalscorer.
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>>68911365
>Ronaldo as top goalscorer
shrewd money was on Payet @29 after the first game
>>
>>68911365
He is the top scorer, just because it's joint with Nani doesn't mean the bet is a loss
>>
30 more minutes of this........
>>
>>68908825

TSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
>>68911422
I think he means outright top scorer, not Portuguese top scorer
>>
0 shots on target whole game ? Are they serious?
>>
croatia pls score
>>
Pmsl at this New Jersey Copa price, DC is a large. The early goal and the clearly fraudulent early rball has offered up a gift of a price.
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Good bet or bad bet?

I've placed and no cashout.
>>
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand fuck you Croatia
>>
>apprenticeships
>>
>>68911414
I can't see Payet getting top scorer, isn't he a midfielder.

Prefer Griezzmann imo.
>>
>>68911722

Why would you do this?
>>
>>68911722
Well only they're playing so only one of them can win. Shrewd.
>>
>>68909176
just dont take any advice from the dutch
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>>68911722
This is for extra time by the way. I'm not a madman
>>
>>68911722
Honestly I don't think it'll work out for you mate, it'll probably go to penalties if we judge it off the past 90 minutes.

No shots on target in 90 minutes is somewhat worrying.
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>>68911780
He's been playing on the left and as a 10.
I only thought him because he was likely to start often and take freekicks
>>
Why is Ronaldo such a little kid?
Whenever something doesn't go his away he literally screams.
Wtf,
>>
>>68912197

Delete. This.
>>
If only btts counted for the pens this is going to
>>
>>68912197
ffs
>>
>>68912197
DELETE THIS
>>
>>68912197
v v strange post
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>>68909802
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10586904

/sp/ thinks about 22% of these opportunities go in
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>>68912197
what are the red bits?
>>
>>68911352
>Leicester

Where abouts lad?
>>
>>68912418
I put 19% originally but now change my vote to 0% pls
>>
tsuuuuuu
>>
>>68911722
kinda regretting this now

Croatia goals when
>>
Who would you put £25 on to score before penalties? I'm thinking of a defender for a cheeky little life changing sum. Most are 250/1.
>>
>>68913136
Fonte
>>
>>68912520
near the uni mate
>>
>>68913136
Modric
>>
>>68913136
Vida
>>
Everyone still on for the Glasgow meet up at Lesser Hampden at 1600 tomorrow?
>>
>>68913279
>>68913289
This was my shortlist to be fair.
>>
>>68913327

Yes.
>>
>>68913327
>scotland
>ever

kek, KEK
>>
>>68913136
Rakitic, but I honestly don't see a goal in ET
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>>68913560
Just as they take him out lol
>>
>>68913203
>>68913225
>>68913279
I split this three ways.

>Vida
Nearly had a heart attack
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>
kill me
>>
PMSL
>>
Imagine not getting on Portugal outright when it was clearly value, just imagine that.
>>
feel sorry for Croatia
>>
>>68911722

S H R E W D
>>
>they said BTTS wouldn't ever happen
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>>68914205
Another Juvefail bet where I went the opposite way
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>>68914411

But it hasn't?
>>
>>68914469
it will
>>
>>68914539
If it does, I'll send you £10 right now; it won't though
>>
>>68914539
better happen or you need to face the consequences
>>
>>68911722
u fuckin lucky fuckin rat
>>
SO close
>>
>>68914645
Nowhere near close, I'm so happy that you've lost your money again
>>
Hope that lad who was banging on about the Croatia outright value @9 is watching pmsl
>>
>>68914733
>he wasn't watching the game

pmsl
>>
>>68911722
Imagine being this muggy and still winning.

cunt
>>
need wifes son copy pastas

blaming juvefucker for betting on same things as I
>>
>>68913327
you better fucking be there lid, hated when nobody showed up last time
>>
DAC
>>
Wife son's saga writer anon, if you lurk please let me know if you can teach me how to write at some point.
>>
>>68914767

Not him but have sex
>>
>>68914851
>he lost his bankroll, AGAIN

pmsl
>>
>>68915013
Pmsl I bet you aren't. Unlucky you clueless little greaseball, perhaps you would have been better off investing in some Clearasil lmao
>>
>>68915022
The outcome of a bet doesn't determine its value.
>>
>>68914889
heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone. taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back.
>>
>this Adele language

Need to wash her mouth out with soap
>>
Bankroll drastically shrinking. Haven't seen anything gone down this fast since I threw my gf off the stairs last week
>>
>>68913409
>>68914890
I'll be wearing my blue tshirt
>>
>>68915468
Pmsl
>>
>>68915433
>I'm still modern and relevant and appeal to the punk rocker glasto crowd.

zzzzz fatdele
>>
>>68915631

How long you been coming to /bet/ for?
>>
I'm having a stroke
>>
>>68915679
Lurking for about 6 months. Posting 3 months. Tipping a few weeks. Trip today.
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>>68915629
Will try and make it if you can send over a ticket
>>
>>68915770
you spelt nibs wrong in your trip
>>
>>68915803
I dont think there are any tickets. Just pay at the gate.
>>
>>68915433
loathe her
>>
>>68915770

Ahh the pmsl made me think you were an old time /bet/tor
>>
>>68915844
On the blower to the does it for free fella.

Alright lids. Is there even any tennis on tomorrow? Wimbledons Monday. Will look for some futures or challengers later on.
>>
>>68915881
Train ticket to Glasgow m8
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>>68915433
part of her charm m8
>>
>>68915770
NEED to get a proper name. Tennis Tipster doesn't have a nice ring to it. Can't even abbreviate it to TT
>>
>>68916000
You'd fit right in with your limp handshake
>>
>>68916000
From where?
>>
>>68916134
malta
>>
>>68916134
aberdeen lid
>>
>>68915770
The cycle is going fast for you, just wait till its complete when everyone turns on you :(
>>
>>68916134
Edinburgh
>>
>>68916298
I'll just go back to anon m8. I'm the hero bet needs.

>>68916084
Vote on my name. I'll pick whatever the most popular one is.
>>
>>68916374
make it "hennys scrot"
after the great hero tim henman

nah seriously though no one wants you to start tripping up the threads, theyre all ready waaaaay above the local average and its getting pretty worrying.
>>
>>68916174
this desu
>>
So after two days of bets going shit for me, I've decided to only bet on absolute sitters. I could've cashed out for 70K SEK on friday, but I fucking didn't. No more icelandic slags. fuck those. My trip name will from now on change depending on size of roll
>>
whoever tipped new jersey slags I owe you a pint and a dominos (two for tuesdays or bogof voucher).

up buckets after tonight. can't contain.
>>
>>68916630
lump everything on italy -10 tomorrow
>>
>>68916374
are you implying not every trip fag like Euan needs the attention?
>>
>>68916778
Isn't TT followers already attention?

>>68916536
Don't tell me what to do
>>
is the joshua fight worth watching

is he fighting a boxer or someone off the street?
>>
Lads just lost money on the Croatia game, need to regain some. Is Columbia for tonight in the copa a sure thing against the states or not?
>>
>>68916536
Only Hass and Juve post regularly
>>
>>68916953
>1.030

Says it all really
>>
AJ TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>68917522
Post yfw juve pays his debts
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>>68917522
>mental gymnastics

PLEASE stop posting shite and pay me my £50
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>>68917708
You're an idiot, you've got as much of a grasp of politics as you do with betting.

>Brexit will never happen!
It does

>BTTS will happen!
It doesn't

>Croatia win!
They don't
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>>68917522
could see how sad he was 2bh, poor Dave.
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>>68917708
Fuck off and make a new remix
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>>68917739
When did I say Croatia will win?
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>>68917522
Within 12 hours of Brexit happening, Germany, USA, Canada and France approached the UK with preferential trade deals.
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stfu and wtb
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>>68917829

AJ by KO
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>>68917807
proofs?
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Zzzzz
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lads, is there a site where I can look at draw=no bet odds for past games? Donbest and oddsportal only have normal odds
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>>68917807
This is what racists actually believe.
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tell my man SHUT UP
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>>68917882
http://www.express.co.uk/finance/city/683117/US-and-Canada-lead-promises-to-maintain-trade-relations-with-Britain-outside-the-EU

>>68917926
>racist
>brown muslim

Sure thing cuck
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It's so fucking warm im sweating like hell

send help
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>>68917984
that just talks about promises lid, doesnt say shit about preferential trade deals
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>>68918049
>The special relationship between the United States and the United Kingdom is enduring

Ok
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>>68918008
Happy midsummer lad
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Utterly freezing here lads.
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>>68918116
>special relationship
that just means they give us tendies in return for supporting their wars
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>Trump @1.13 to be nominee

Whats the catch friendos?
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>>68918116
>"""""special""""" relationship
>falling for polispeak
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>>68918115
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Freezing tonight lads. Girls at work, no one to make me a cuppa.
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>>68918218
honestly wouldnt mind seeing Gordo back now
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>>68918296
same tbqh
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>>68918115
>>
Theresa May to be next PM after Cameron lids. Print this post out, stick it up in the bathroom, top up on it every time you take a piss. uafc in no time.
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>>68918218
Reminder that if Gordon Brown had given a resounding speech before Brexit it'd have never happened. WHERE was the man?
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>>68918265
>tfw don't life at home and no gf so have to make my own tea

sometimes I premake a few cups and heat them up in the microwave later, seal them in the fridge and everything. firstly because my kettle takes ages to boil and secondly if i make 6 cups of tea at the same time i can pretend to have friends/family/housemates
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>>68918193
The delegate could vote to be unbound, thereby ignoring the primary results. This is unlikely as it would result in physical riots at the convention and the destruction of the Republican party. Also, it could factor in health, McCain had decent odds when he locked up the delegates, due to his advanced age.

Working on NWSL pick lads, stay tuned
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>>68918373
You don't have friends? I'm your friend m8. Usually just take a caffeine tablet in the mornings but tea is nice for weather like this.
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>>68918373
>if i make 6 cups of tea at the same time i can pretend to have friends/family/housemates
Probably the saddest thing I have read on /bet/ in a while. W-we are your family friend
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"Never cash-out" is the best piece of advice I've seen here. Was down to £7 in total and was going to cash-out before I remember the rule.

Got to love those last minute goals
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>>68918494
Where's the fun in caffeine tablets?
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Made some serious money off the tips in here today. I don't have much to offer in return but you can have these. That way if you have no mates for buy one get one free you can use the 50% off. Think its one use only though so better hurry.
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Colombia to win is at 2.4

Is this not a bargain?
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>>68918549
there is no fun, just efficiency
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>>68918567
2/2 (the one good code)
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>>68918567
Which tips? Need some coin. Ta.

>>68918568
Resting players maybe?
>>
Washington Spirit QT's at 1.73 against visiting SBFC slags

Seattle Reign QT's at 2.36 against FCKC slags in KC

Both favorites, both games streamed by the league

https://www.youtube.com/user/NWSLsoccer

Good luck lads
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Pizza Hut so SO much better than Dominos
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need another goal in this Seattle game
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>>68918549
For efficiency mate. Some days spending 9-11 at uni, can't function.

>>68918646
ON mate.
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>>68918609
portugal or croatia et win and the womens tip. put special on both because didn't want to be left out as i woke up late on gambling today.
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>>68918711
WEW
cheers Derfell lets hope the rest come in
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>>68918754

Didn't tip the Seattle game here

>>68902446
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>>68918778
sure it was on TT
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>>68918646
>neither on mara yet

SHAKING
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>>68918502
I do that as well
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someone PLEASE send help
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Glastonbury looks tez
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>>68918754
No worries mate, was a bit worried when the second goal didn't come in for a while.

Gone big on over 2.5 on the Philadelphia game, hopefully they come through as well
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>>68918521
I was the one who gave it you can thank me

#DidntEvenCashOutTheJuventusGame
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>Bet365 not opening
Zzzzzzzz
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>>68918873
is that a graph of GBP or your bankroll? pmsl
Got some big bets planned tomorrow. I'll help you win it all back :)
>>
James Mckeown
13 min
Small on Mali U16 SW 1.90 average, 1.85 best currently, smaller bet than the +1.25 vs Japan but still feel there is money to be made.
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Commentar
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>>68918932
ON my hands and knees for a special
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>>68918932
Can you make your bets SkyBet friendly? They can only do prematched markets for obscure games. I can never get on your tips :(
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>>68918494
Gregoir Jacq still your favourite and most likely to win for tommorow match?
>>
>>68918960
lads for Colombia only one defender is out, however rodriguez could be out as well. Is odds o 2.4 not great?
>>
>>68918932
Is it a France/Germany/Belgium treble? I hope it's that
>>
>>68919070
That is my backup
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>>68918978
No idea about that one. Just waiting for Wimbledon now desu. Gonna spend tomorrow going over some matches. Get on if you have nothing else.

>>68919009
Looks good m8
>>
After a new car with the £1500 I've made betting this year lids, any recommendations?
>>
>>68919176
>new car
>£1500

would love to see what kind of hairdressers car you drive
>>
>>68918494

Where the fuck are you, its really warm and hot here
>>
>>68919176
Literally no reason to own a car in 2016.
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>>68919176
>£1500
>new car

If you've got a job set it aside for a deposit on a decent one
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>>68919205
What a strange response
>>
>>68919207
West London m8. Just got in a bit ago and it was chucking down.
>>
http://www.bettingpro.com/category/promotions/bet365-wimbledon-accumulator-bonus-20160623-0026/

12 fold acca first day then lids.
>>
O2.5 goals in the COLUMBUS game
>>
>>68919225
How else can I get from A to B on my own time?

>>68919227
>a job
PMSL
>>
>>68919225

PMSL have sexual intercourse friend
>>
>>68919273

I dont understand b365
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>>68919281
No excuse for not living in a city and within walking distance of work.
>>
>>68919313
I can't believe you've taken the time to produce this image when you should be guzzling up those 4 ticks of pure value.
>>
>>68919313

It. Just. Is. OK?
>>
I swear Philadelphia Union are the worst/best footballers. They can score easily enough, but they also concede super easily.

For the rest of MLS, you're lucky to go over 3.5 goals in most games, yet most of Phili's game ends with over 3.5. 20 minutes in and it's already 1-1
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>>68919344
>work

HATE this meme
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>>68919344

tfw live a 10min walk from work, its wonderful.
>>
Bet 365 not opening? What do.
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>>68919361
Interesting and who are you?
>>
>>68919361

You should look into goal frequency in football, if a lot of goals have been scored in a match say 2 or 3 goals its very likely there will be more goals in a match.
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>>68919344
>living in a city in 2016

enjoy your muzzies
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>>68919400

Turn it off and on
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>>68919261
Shaking
>>
Rodriguez is playing. Colombia will surely win, why go for the 1.6 odd BTTS?
>>
Literally picked 14 men who will win and got odds of @5. Will trim down to 7 and add some slags to make it 10 and then some doubles for 12.
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>>68919614
@8 for that 10 fold acca. How to post this on TT?
>>
seattle slags goal when
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this trip gimmick is already old
>>
>Juveguy finally banned

3 (three) whole days without him
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Tfw you accidentally place a 1st half asian instead of full time
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>>68919741

i did first half margin of 9-0 instead of full time margin
>>
HOW DOES BWP MISS THAT SHOT?
>>
eba worth joining?
would LOVE a power guide to paid TTers
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>>68919852
I joined, not great desu. Would recommend Kurt if you're not already in his group. Hass's paid group is decent too
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>>68919225
Fuck off you hippie student mong
>>
still waiting for a goal in the NYRB game
>>
>>68919361
>20 minutes in and it's already 1-1

got on sporting kansas game o2.5 @2.1

1-1 at 20min.

pls post more score predictions
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Over 1.5 goals and Colombia to qualify
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>>68920223
why?
>>
>>68920223
Qualify for what?
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>>68920223
>Qualify
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>>68920223
>qualify

talking a lot of sense there pal
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>>68920371
>>68920355
>>68920325
For third place I guess, it's how SkyBet labelled it
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hows that a dive you fucking jew
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>>68920514

>antisemitism
>>
>>68920514
Not liking this anti semitic post. On the line to the admin
>>
NYRB +0.5 Large
>>
Wtfb?
>>
Can't believe I lost 50 euro on the fucking referendum. Anyone else lose anything?
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>>68922261
Yeah. muh country
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>>68920809

This was THE bet of the fucking night. Hope someone got on.

lel they just conceded a 92nd min goal as well.
>>
being half scottish half english is so +ev right now
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>>68920223
Don't think this will come through now, the over 1.5 at least. Colombia are winning thankfully, so there aren't any losses
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>>68922578
>missed bet of the night @ 1.55
so ill

Can someone explain why someone would do this?
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>>68922833
Kek. Waiting for your WORLD tips tomorrow mate.
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>>68922778
>>68922833
Is this you? AHhahahahahaha why the fuck do you have a trip?
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>>68922867
No worse than Hass or Juveguy
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>>68922867
Means I get to live rent free in your head mate, it's cute that you can't seem to get over me. <3
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>>68922925
Doesn't even make sense. Terrible attempt at covering up how mad you are that you've been exposed
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>>68922925
Very strange post this.

>>68922895
Juve is a gimmick and at least Hass is a pseudo, not an utter mong.
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>>68922973
>exposed
>same name as on TT

Thanks for the giggle mate
>>
SURELY tip of the day was Inglot/Nestor
>>
68923037
>68923037
>>68923037
>>>68923037

New
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>>68923012
Why do you trip?
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>>68923070
Because I want to, why don't you? :)
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>>68922833

Bet of the night in the sense that NYRB were all over Columbus first half, hit the woodwork a few times, got denied a penalty, had dozens of other chances. Could have got on at 1.625 but i was pissing about trying to find someone else carrying Asian because i cant put a lot on at B365. Paddypower only had Euro handis, actually swung the market to give Columbus the +handi.
>>
>>68922578
>the bet of the night

not putting half your roll on Colombia.

pmsl
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