Portugal vs Croatia - Official Match Thread
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Tsuday's winner will likely be in the final
ÀS ARMAS, CARALHO!
>>68896174
who can stop us?
>>68896475
Is that fucking Bruma?
Who >fomedevencer here?
>>68896686
After that late Iceland goal this is our year, this has to be our year!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
How many will the madman score tonight?
>>68896174
Take your fucking metrosexual fantasies elsewhere
>>68897670
What's wrong, meme team?
Here, have a little bromance
>>68896650
No. Bruma is darker
>>68897670
Do you even moisturise?
Tsuuu much joy is they lose tonight tßh.
>ir ver o jogo ao terreiro do paço
>ficar em casa a postar merda no sp
o que fazer familia
Hope the croats break your cocksucking jaw.
Croatia wins 3-1
>>68898042
Sai de casa maninho, ta sol. Vês os fios depois do jogo
>>68896174
>>68896174
Cant wait to TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU with my portuguese brothers tonight!
>>68898042
se tiveres com quem ir vai
What is tsu?
pogledajte sve ove majmune kek
>>68898201
A variety of fish
>>68898152
Who else hates the Croats in your area and who likes them, Dejan?
Montenegro? Bosnia? Hungary? Slovenia?
>>68898201
Taxa Social Única
>>68898042
ver o jogo com /sp/ e muito mais comfy
vai por mim, ver fora de casa é uma merda, ha sempre alguem a spoilar e a maioria das vezes nem consegues ver bem
lmao como é que podem achar que temos uma chance?
>>68898310
quéque
>>68898302
No one, everybody loves Croats just because we make them butthurt. Small nation mentality.
>>68898372
Fds mata-te, temos o número 2 do mundo. Se não tivermos chance agora nunca havermos de ter
>>68898476
mas tu ja viste o quanto a croacia joga?
Hope penaldo loses
Give qt Portuguese gf.
>>68898530
Eu sei, mas estamos na metade mais favorável do torneio, probabilisticamente não poderíamos estar melhor em termos de hipóteses de o ganhar
>>68896174
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
>>68896174
was that after his goal against North Korea?
Can't wait for Rakitic to eliminate Portugal by himself
>>68898697
Is this autism or is he just passionate? Can't tell desu. Looks like a child having a tantrum.
>>68898697
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68898530
a Espanha também joga bué e eles ganharam-lhes
parece magia, o futebol
>>68898787
He is still 12 at heart.
>>68898697
THE JEWS DID IT AGAIN!
>>68898042
recorta figurinos dos jogadores e fecha-te sozinho num quarto sozinho a ouvir o relato da rádio.
>>68898704
Sweden, Hans
>>68898474
>small nation mentality
Kek are those your three favorite words? Every time Croatia gets mentioned you spout the same bs. It must suck to watch this small nation kick ass while the city of serbia gets btfo by the likes of albania.
>>68898697
>auTSUUsm
>>68898127
This. Kek confirmed it.
>>68896475
what a bunch of faggot niggers. portugal should be cut off from the europe mainland
>>68899087
(You)
>>68897653
Z E R O
Croatia 1-0 Portugal
Goal in the last 10 minutes
>>68898042
faz o que quiseres
>>68898042
Vê com a tua namorada
>>68899087
Tell Nicole she looks like shit without her penis.
>>68898042
stay here for the meems
>>68899087
you germs scum are the destroyers of europe, you should be cut off from the world, USA and russia should have finished their job, but they let you live. It was an error, like Isildur with the One Ring
Post some of our glorious national team's based gif's, webms and videos
Croatia 4 - 1 Portugal
qual o instagram desta gaja?
>>68899462
what a slut, somebody buy her some clothes
Portuguese people look suspiciously brown to me.
>>68899462
princesafofa146
>>68899356
Based Mikufag
also dubs and Ronaldo scores a hattrick
>>68899534
>Sorry, this page isn't available.
>>68899295
t. Alenko Barboja
5:0rtugal incoming
screencap this
>>68899580
Nah, you should also probably score 1 or 2
I BELIEVE IN TSUUUMAN
TSUUUUUUUUU
>>68899310
>magia cigana
HAJP BRAĆO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9wdkct5HUQ
Ronaldo tears soon. get hype lads.croatia, the white team, faces portugal, the moors.
>>68899295
hello fellow Kang
>>68899534
esta gaja não é a bruna
>>68899356
and Cristiano celebrating the goal like crazy
>>68899462
that's our claire abbott?
>>68899567
Burro
>>68899740
Burro claro que não qld puta feia chupa-me a pila de olhos fechados
there's an uncommon amount of singular digits in this thread
will kek make is magic and help the strong croats defeat the brown pork and cheese? let's hope so
>>68899820
o instagram que disseste não funciona
What's that feeling called when you want a former adversary to do well because that means you were better too?
>>68899822
*his magic. I guess Lord Kek made His choice
>>68899822
>Gets a triple double
>Portugal win confirmed
>>68899860
Burro
>>68899822
IT BEGANZ
Im so scared..
2 hours and 30 minutes
>>68899151
Croatia 1 - 0 Portugal
Goal in the first 10 minutes
Ronaldo wasting 36 chances and then complaining about "mentally small country of Croatia" not letting him win
>>68899863
Faggotry.
You should crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women. But for that you had to beat us, and you didn't
https://www.instagram.com/abrunamagalhaes/
who /atwork/ here?
>>68899822
checked
>>68899917
If 99999 Croatia wins the tournament
>>68899886
ok :(
>>68899822
Very nice Portugal very nice
HOWEVER
we got this senpai
Why is croatian cuisine so poor?
I just can't stand this faggot ronaldo, his appearance is disgusting. Also his celebration is more cringey than those fedora fatties with katanas. That being said, may the better team win (ergo a game unlike POL-SWI).
>>68899961
we will because we must
>>68899961
kek
>>68899961
MEMETIA
>>68899991
Close but no cigar
>>68899943
>>68899151
Croatia are a competent team with the ability the create and score
They're going to fuck Portugal up
Pepe gets his mandatory red
How can Portuguese be proud and support their team if more than half of the players aren't even Portuguese? If half of the Croatian football team was niggers and sandniggers, I wouldn't even bother watching them play.
>>68899961
just portugal :(
>>68899822
How can we stop this meme magic
>>68899999
FUGGGG
>>68899999
WITNESSED
>>68899999
BALLS OF STEEL
>>68899991
FUCK~!
>>68899999
OHHHH NOOOOO
GOD WHY
>>68899956
oh my
>>68899999
9-0 confirmed
>>68899999
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68899999
CHECKED
>>68899999
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68899999
FUGG, CONFIDENCE OVERFLOWING
>tfw mods are going to ban me for getting quints again
>>68899999
WHAT
who /Croatia/ here
>>68899999
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68899997
>more cringey than those fedora fatties with katanas
Laughed too hard. It's sad but true
>>68899999
FOR THE MOTHERLAND
>>68899999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkSQ6_XhvjQ
>>68899999
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET
>>68899999
CROATIA, WHAT CAN YOU DO AGAINST THIS?!
>>68899999
MENINO D'OIRO
>>68900121
Those are not croats. Although croats are historically excelent kebab removers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antemurale_Christianitatis
>>68900140
This is not fair to Ronaldo who is extremely talented and just might be the only one saving you from losing to us. He is like a modern Hercules to football fans.
There is literally nothing wrong about based Ronaldo.
>>68900174
Shittest Flag, shittest football team, shitty country overall.
GOAT fucking anthem.
>>68899999
So it begins...
>>68900233 (You)
>>68898697
>#babyrage
>>68900246
Croatians are pussies too here in Italia.
>>68900018
All memes aside, Croatia is capable of kicking Portugal's butt here and, even if I hope otherwise, getting to the semis, maybe even farther.
>>68900228
We have that in common, Croat. Have a good game.
>>68899999
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68900082
https://youtu.be/QnafDZ8a9qE?t=43
>>68900219
I know, I was memeing
>>68900276
whatever, manlet, whatever.
>>68899999
>scriptugal
This better not deliver, Pedro.
>>68899961
>>68899999
get fucked
>>68900354
Manlet?
I'm 186 cm.
>>68900325
RENATO ALEXANDRE!!!
HOW HAD I NOT SEEN THIS UNTIL NOW
>>68900410
Two midgets in a trench coat don't count.
>>68900410
I was in Austria and Switzerland and everyone thought I was italian. How does this make you feel?
>>68900410
Omg me too.
>>68900377
Actually more common are José, João and António. 50% of portuguese men over 50 are called 1 of the 3
>>68900410
>>68900500
manlets lmao
>>68899999
it's all over we won, thanks man
http://www.strawpoll.me/10583679
http://www.strawpoll.me/10583679
http://www.strawpoll.me/10583679
Let's go guys. Give us your opinion.
Will /sp/ be wrong again? YES.
>>68900488
Are you 1,65 m?
>>68900410
i presume that counts as tall in Italy?
Post Tuga cuties meus putos
>>68900523
Id kms if I was 193 cm tall lanklet. 185 best height.
>>68900514
>tfw me and my brother have two of those names
>>68898008
>Tssh
>>68900558
Yes. My gf is 172 cm.
>>68899295
t. Albert Barbarić
>>68899999
MEME MAGIC
it better deliver
>>68900539
Let's say I'm over 1.72
(;
>>68900593
>im taller than girls, i'm a big boy!!
that's nice, Italy. I totally take back calling you a manlet. If you ever come to Croatia I'll make sure you're given a big boy chair, just like everyone else
>>68900593
He's a manlet then.
I've realized that TSUUnaldo has been the only entertaining bright spot of this Euros.
For the good of this dreadful Euros, Portugal needs to win.
>>68900377
>scripts
get fucked nigger, I have experience doing this
>>68900572
Porca faux-pretensiosa do caralho. Só a fodia uma vez e era com nojo
>>68899999
Croatia BTFO
>>68900020
Portugal wuz empires n shieet so of course many of its citizens are shitskins
>>68900514
That's a pretty cool bit of useless knowledge.
Thanks.
tsaa
I like both teams why do they have to play each other
Why did the serbs let croats live? They fucking suck lel
>>68900688
yeah many of the citizens are from former colonies
>>68900020
Inferior races serve for entertainment.
All the "white" teams left their wives at home, alone with their niggers.
We know better.
>>68900671
Isto
>>68900663
True, without Ronaldo in the EURO, I wouldn't be watching this. Not because of Portugal but because of the lack of memes.
>>68900688
This is true, huge amount of their population has sub-saharan genome because they intermarried with Africans in like 17th century or so, but I just don't see how is that relevant.
Stop this cancer.
>>68900757
>>68900671
>>68900572
who is this girl >>68899462
REEEEE
>>68900654
t. croat midget
>>68900671
>Só a fodia uma vez e era com nojo
Para que raio haveria ela de te foder a ti? Foda-se.
És tão pretensioso quanto ela. Olha-te ao espelho.
REV UP THOSE TSUUUU's
>>68900808
Mas ela não é pretensiosa, burro. Ela finge que é pretensiosa. Foder-me-ia a mim porque tenho uma colecção de vinil avaliada em mais de €600
>>68900786
She's ugly man fuck her
>>68900722
Let us live? They let US live? They, who lost all wars in the past century and were cucked even in anti-Croatian Yugoslavia they were supposed to control?
Please, learn some history. You shouldn't enable Serbs neither here or IRL, they might as well be the most cunning and cancerous nationality there is.
Posting these glorious verses in case any of you anons from countries with meme tier anthems want to join in later
Heróis do mar, nobre povo,
Nação valente, imortal,
Levantai hoje de novo
O esplendor de Portugal!
Entre as brumas da memória,
Ó Pátria sente-se a voz
Dos teus egrégios avós,
Que há-de guiar-te à vitória!
Às armas, às armas!
Sobre a terra, sobre o mar,
Às armas, às armas!
Pela Pátria lutar
Contra os canhões marchar, marchar!
>>68900888
>they might as well be the most cunning and cancerous nationality there is.
srbi? ozbiljno?
>>68900885
>colecção de vinil avaliada em mais de €600
uau anon... retiro tudo o que disse
>>68900885
>colecção de vinil avaliada em mais de €600
P O R T O
O
R
T
O
>>68900774
Yeah your group was by far the best just cause of the memes.
>>68900020
BECAUSE WE WUZ KINGS AND SHIT
WE NORTH AFRICANS YOU IDIOTS HOW HARD IS IT TO UNDERSTAND HOLY FUCK
>>68900888
Calm down Marko, it's just banter m8
>Game on Saturday
>Not on TSUUUnday
>>68900927
>Contra os canhões marchar, marchar!
I love this part whenever we play against englel
>>68900927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlEplpj0boQ
Ours is better anyways
>>68900020
This.
i hope croatia defeats the alberto barbosas
how is it pronounced?
TSU or jUST?
>>68901014
Might as well use the original lyrics in that case.
>>68901057
Fuck off healthpack
>>68901057
Shouldn't you be packing home, you irrelevant non-country?
>>68901077
fun fact: TSU is JUST reversed (without the j)
>>68901084
the less dindus the better
that's why I rooted against my country
>>68898562
Hope that in India no one gets raped.
>>68901103
>poortugal calling us irrelevant
lmaoing at your life, shouldn't you be prepping brazilian niggers
>>68901118
Now now, don't talk bad about us, we might take your country by referendum someday :^)
>>68901149
what are you talking about, you idiot?
stop the damage control
>>68896475
anyone?
>>68901083
True but oh well
>>68901084
let him stay, Ćorluka can't have too many healthpacks. At this point his head is mostly gauze.
>>68901195
Fuck off Hungary Hungary hippos. Waffles are going to knock you out of the tourney
>>68901020
>Waltz cadence talking about muh freedom
>Better than an epic call to arms
Not sure if srs
>>68900888
Kek
>>68900020
I support croatia despite us having quite a few herzegshits in our team
>>68901195
You say that and yet you were incapable of doing it :^)
>>68901151
>>68901191
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Human_Development_Index
>3. Switzerland
>43. Poortugal
literally below Chile LEMAO
>>68899462
andreiiamiss, burro do caralho
não tens google?
>>68901258
idiot, they are Croats.
>>68900410
187 cm MASTERRACE reporting in!
>Switzerland
>irrelevant
Football-wise it's true. They've won zero titles, just like p... oh nevermind
>>68901314
obrigado ;)
cumprimentos á prima
>>68901398
serão entregues
cc to the spaniard from the other thread
>Portugueses y españoles hermanados por las calles de Lens al grito de Cristiano Ronaldo: "Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"
https://twitter.com/carrusel/status/746708395151917056
>>68901314
blacked.com
>>68901534
Ivan Cavaleiro is white.
Man, nir vs wal is boring as fuck.
Hope you brown people deliver more entertainment.
What can I buy with this?
can i get ronaldo tippie toes pic please
>>68901305
medkit go do some money laundering, since you have no reason to be here anymore :^)
>>68901604
A moustache cut
>>68900885
>Foder-me-ia a mim porque tenho uma colecção de vinil avaliada em mais de €600
obrigado pelas gargalhadas, anon
>>68901604
Meio conto
I had a Croatian dog once. He was retarded and ate gravel and died.
Is this common around there, or did you sell faulty products for the lulz?
>>68898042
Go outside and have some beers with the lads
>>68901592
How do you rate this?
>>68899462
>eu sigo mulheres no instagram
mata-te
>>68901801
0/10 missed the ball
Seriously, what the fuck?
>>68901722
maybe it was a tornjak and it was bored to death.
>>68901844
eu não sigo ninguem só queria ver + fotos
>>68898042
Eu vou ver com a minha gaja. Rapei os tomates só para ela.
>>68901869
It was severely inbred, because of the Dalmatian boom after the Disney movie (I was like 4). It was a nice dog, but he clearly was dumber than the gravel he ate.
>>68901314
Fodasse, mas que P U T A
>>68901956
lol
pergunto-me o que é que a gaja faz da vida...
>>68901722
no, you are retarded. your dog had calcium deficiency and could've lived had you taken it to the vet
>>68899958
Posting from /prison/ here. Anyone else?
>>68902006
é namorada do ivan cavaleiro
>>68901314
>porca a levar com a bbc dum jogador mediano
todo eu sou surpresa
>>68902006
Namora com um jogador da bola.
Que raio de pergunta.
>>68902056
>yurop
>Giving their criminals luxuries
Why do you guys do this?
>>68902056
who /brown/ here?
>>68901956
pela minha investigação há 1.5-2 anos meteu mamas de borracha e agora vendeu direitos de manuseamento ao ivan cavaleiro
>>68902094
>>68902073
isso sei eu seus burros de merda.
eu estava a dizer,a *profissão* dela, se professora, se médica, se empregada, etc
>>68900020
The Belgian NT turned into a niggerfest about 7 years ago. I just don't care anymore ever since
>>68902122
They are humans?...
>>68901844
>eu tenho perfil no instagram ou qualquer outra rede social
kys azeiteiro.
>>68902176
a resposta está ai mesmo se namora com um jogador não faz um caralho
>>68902176
A PROFISSÃO É EXACTAMENTE ESSA CRL
"Namorada de jogador de futebol"
>>68902176
eles também se estavam a referir à profissão
>>68902122
Our criminals generally don't go around shooting people, so the prisons don't need to be EXTREME like yours.
We don't have as many niggers and the muslims they have over at Central Europe don't go to jail, because little flesh pieces can go through the bars.
So they mostly sit around and play cards.
>>68902195
Eu tenho, as gajas manda-me bué nudes no instagram e no snapchat. É fixe.
>>68902188
Also criminals. Food, hygiene, and a place to sleep are the bare human needs. Anything else, criminals do not deserve. Unless they have good behavior.
>>68902243
>>68902230
>>68902216
não sabia que fazer nada era uma profissão.
nice
>>68902280
>good behavior
this >>68902254
>>68902122
because yurope is filled with muh feelings and human rights fags.
I love this continent but fuck most of western euros.
>>68902266
PICS OU GTFO
>>68902342
olha o ryan gauld
>>68902266
qual é o teu segredo?
>>68902254
>We don't have as many niggers and the muslims
>Portugal
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>68902342
>What is being a hot girl
>>68902470
>says the beaner
>>68902470
You don't know what you are talking about, yank. Don't fall for the memes.
>>68902470
what are you trying to say?
niggers are from former colonies, and muslims are practically non-existent.
>>68902457
Ser 7/10 e ir à procura das que não sejam exageradamente bonitas (essas já têm bué gajos atrás delas), só precisam de ser fofinhas.Estas são as que têm inseguranças. Bates o coro e easy money.
>>68902266
>eu vejo nudes de gajas
>eu gosto de mulheres
mata-te
>>68902457
Dizer que sou gay, elas assim perguntam como estão.
>>68902552
>>68902580
>>68902581
shh moors.
>>68902593
nice tip. dully noted
>>68900626
Huuto vitun naurua.
>A vossa irmã chega com o novo namorado
>É o William Carvalho
wat do?
>>68902470
>60% white
>>68902580
>0.3
0.3 too much. and it will get bigger with the mudslim invasion has been coping on.
>>68902660
Chupo-lhe a pila
>não homo
>all these filthy moors shitting up the thread
get ready for TCF lads
>>68902470
>>68902641
>>68902687
Also, in response to the refugee crisis, we put the few new Muslims in a town with this at the city centre. They've since fucked off to the UK.
We may not have a lot of pluses, but kicking moors is what we do better than anyone else, beaner.
>>68902660
William por acaso parece um tipo porreiro. Deixava-o entrar em minha casa e falar sobre futebol para ser honesto.
>>68899522
Moors
>>68902641
>non white country calling other countries non white
>>68902660
>my brother is now a sister dating a nigger
do a 360 and walk away
>Call Portugal moors
>They get ass blasted and completely forget about what they were discussing
Every time kek
>>68902660
dizia-lhe para partir uma perna para deixar o danilo jogar
>>68902699
>a fucking leaf talking shit about Portugal
the Portuguese fishing towns in Canada are older than your country, and consist of the first white people to colonise it since the redskins.
>>68902641
A country found via Portuguese-designed ships talking shit about Portugal
We shaped the fucking world, motherfuckers. Anything you did is because we let you.
>>68902733
Hey China
>>68902794
>home of the brave
>>68902660
>>68902756
>my brother is now a sister dating a nigger
this
also my now sister is underage. enjoy getting raped in jail you fuck
>>68902612
>gajos que são paneleiros
puta que pariu a doença-
>>68902794
I'm a moor to be honest
>me in the pic
>>68902794
>tugas getting assblasted
not happening, we'll just get another beer and keep chilling
>>68902865
post pics pls
>>68902863
That's not here. I've never seen that. Britain has that law though.
>>68896475
HIV when Ronaldo gets it.
>>68902794
>USA celebrates one freedom day per year
>Portugal celebrates two
Literally twice the freedom, yanks.
>>68896174
What went wrong?
Como deixaram isso acontecer tugas? :(
>>68902660
try to make a few moneys from their relation and cut any type of connection with her when they break up
>>68902941
>2016
>dying from HIV
>>68902901
Yup. I definitely see Arab.
>>68902938
you're probably losing your sight because of diabeetus
>>68902901
Costa, corta-me essa barba e bigode foda-se
>>68902901
esse bigode é ridículo, mano
>>68902964
millennium happened
>tfw I miss 90s so fucking much.
>>68903025
Tá cortadinha pic é o meu modo inverno
>>68902901
>can't even grow a proper beard
fucking hell, what a no test fag.
>>68903064
I agree. Looks like he drew it on with a pencil.
>>68903074
vá descansar, avô
PORTUGAL XI: Rui Patrício; Cédric, Pepe, Fonte e Guerreiro; William, Adrien, João Mário e André Gomes; Nani e Ronaldo.
Easy win for croats
welp, going offline before the match
hopefully pineapples wil be allowed on /sp/ when it's over
>>68898697
>FUUUUCK, CO ZNOWU?
>>68903172
>Adrien
não sou lagarto mas até que enfim caralho
>>68903172
>William
>Adrien
>Nani
Bye
>>68903127
>quem viveu os anos 90 é velho
sim
>>68897653
What a shit player, best you can find is a little dribble that the amateur player masters at 14 year old?
Please save us from a day of absolute turgid shitball played by shit teams who will be thankfully be eliminated next round.
>>68903172
>Fonte
>William
>Nani
JUST
>>68903172
>fonte
wtf o carvalho é melhor
>>68903172
>adrien
i actually agree with this, we need an aggressive midfielder to stop croatia from circulating the ball comfortably
>>68903172
>sporting midfield
meh
>no moutinho and vieirinha
good
>>68903244
Calm down chicano
>>68899462
>bater punhetas com instragrams
May the best team win, Croat bros. no matter who gets out of this match, let's make it all the way to the end of this meme bracket.
>>68903247
Don't worry, Portugal will be gone after today.
I hope we win ofcourse, but all I want is a good match where our boys give their best and make our country proud. Shitting their pants is unaccpetable
>>68900888
Jesus how are you so easily baites stari moj kek
>>68903172
ai limao o engenheiro bebeu o tintol durante o almoço
>>68903172
>easy win
only problem I see is Andre Gomes playing and Renato benching. He will put the nigger on for Adrien eventually when we're trailing. Also Kekresma will put Gomes to sleep as well.
>>68900713
Underrated post
Probably a good idea to start drinking early innit?
>>68903328
>chicanos
>>68903172
SPORTING SPORTING SPORTING
>JUST
>>68903340
We might as well apologise for the eventual chimp-outs ahead of time.
We only put delinquents on the field, but they are usually a minority in this rather peaceful country.
Unless we need to fight the Spaniards, of course.
>>68903172
Though I despise André Gomes, that's a decent line up
>>68903417
Nope, I'm actually a different mutt made thanks to your country's colonizing.
What does Renato have to do to start?
>>68903127
>he didn't experienced 90s
I'm so sorry anon.
>>68903172
>Cédric in, Vierinha out
no brainer
>Fonte in, Carvalho out
y tho
>Adrien in, Moutinho out
Adrien is more agressive, I agree with the move
>André Gomes and João Mário both playing
how many games until Fernando Santos understands this isn't working? They're playing as wingers and they're not fast nor creative dribblers. Take one of them out for Quaresma
-------------------- Patricio
Cedric - Carvalho - Pepe - Guerreiro
-------------------- William
João Mário ---- Adrien
--------------------------------------- Nani
Quaresma ------------ Ronaldo
#CRO #OrangeSponsorsYou
>>68903469
Be on a team that absolutely dominates the match. Though he could be used on the wing
tsu?
>>68901334
'no'
>People still considering Nani or Quaresma
Are you really that stupid?
Pic related, that is how we would win.
Go Croatia
>>68903375
You don't have to watch the match this is what's gonna happen:
>perisic drills us a new asshole in the first 30 mins
>we put in our nigger God and our gypsy God and go 4-3-3
>we won't score jack
>our defense spaghettis all game
>I cry and get drunk and go to urban beach to hopefully pick up a coat qt
>>68903502
Literally this. I'd only swap Adrien for Renato for games against bus-parking teams, otherwise that's the best possible formation.
>>68903469
Be friends with tsu
What can I buy with this?
>>68903591
kek is that a jew on your money?
>>68903579
just shut the fuck up bro
>>68902839
t. semi nigger nation
>>68903591
60kn two kebabs and one 2l coca cola
FINNALY WE GET A GOOD XI, CROATIA BTFO
>>68903573
Place Adrien for André Gomes and you might be on to something.
Quaresma crosses wonderfully though
What's up with the scheduling?
Some teams get like 5 days between matches and >we get 2
>>68903591
equals to this
>>68903591
Five packs of durex classic
Are you croats familiar with this piece of Barbosa cuisine?
Quaresma in for Andre Gomes and that would be the best line up.
>>68903591
6 bureks
>>68903621
>your money
american education
>>68903591
Podes comprar Kuna Croata
>>68903621
>American in charge of recognising language patterns.
>>68902976
Just because he's African doesnt make him immune, Joao
>>68903573
>no speed
>no good dribbles
>fullbacks are the only ones capable of getting deep runs for crosses
yeah that would work wonderfully.
>>68903693
>>68903698
I know it's not Portuguese. It's his money though.
André Gomes is our best midfielder.
prove me wrong.
>>68903502
>lateral esquerdo has reached the chan
lol kid this is not fm.
Rooting for poortubros. Donaldo and queresma are a decent duo
*** IF FUBS THEN CROATIA WINS ***
Reminder that you should spend at least as much time reading books as you should watching television
>>68903655
>>68903680
Wow condoms are fucking cheap over there
why doesnt Rafa play?
Im scared crobros :(
Who here also in reddit/r/soccer??
What I really don't understand is why we didn't give Éder a try. He had a pretty good season at Lille and is a fucking striker. That way we could play in a 433 to take advantage of our midfield
>>68903744
>FUBS
wew lad
>>68903681
ate 10 of these in one sitting, will never try that again
>>68903744
fubs accomplished, thanks monkeybro
>>68903591
A Portuguese
>>68903741
Kekresma wont be in the initial XI tho
>>68903725
>personal property
That's not very socialist of you, comrade.
>>68903711
>no speed
what is a Ronaldo, Renato, Rafa, Raphael and Cedric?
>no good dribbles
what is a Ronaldo, Renato, Rafa, André Gomes and João Mário?
you really are stupid
>>68903769
Fuck off
>>68903756
>he rates rafa
>>68903729
I'm not retarded
>>68899462
da-me o snap mano sff
>>68903784
>10
Jesus dude, you'll lose a foot.
1 or 2 of those are meant to be single servings. With a nice Bica/Espresso
>>68903838
>He doesn't rate Rafa
1000x better than Nonhi and the Gipsy
>>68903848
atuamãede4
>>68903748
i put subtitles on.
Good news. Apparently I have powers.
>Guessed Poland would win on penalties
>Guessed Wales would win 1-0
>>68887964
Oops.
TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68903848
andreiia16
the tsu meme has really ruined /sp/
>>68903172
>tfw if we win Sporting fans are not going to shut up
GO LUKA
Anime?
>>68903748
We use subtitles every time. We read more than most countries daily because of it, but it never counts towards statistics.
>>68903621
catholic priests wear those too
>>68903922
this tbqh
>>68903910
How did it begin? I'm not a frequent visistor.
putas, tudo putas
eish que fdp de festa
parece o everest
boa tarde senhores, é aqui que festejamos a comidela na croácia?.
what is this tsu maymay
>>68903944
Not black ones though
>>68903922
>tfw if we lose benfica fans will actually be happy and blame sporting midfield forever
>>68903902
À TERCEIRA É DE VEZ
>>68896174
Not rooting for a bunch of niggers and mulattos.
Why you cucks aren't like Spain? Their national team has only based spaniards.
Your country is cucked to the max. I'm ashamed to share the same blood of you eunuchs.
>>68903932
fuck off weeaboo
>>68903971
pmsl lurk moar
>>68903902
I remember that post
Qual é a melhor marca de cerveja e porque
é que é Sagres?
>>68903871
Those are miniatures. Like 1/3 of the size of a normal one.
10 at once is still batshit tbf
>>68903902
>I guessed one wrong
>I guessed one right
Your power is being a shit
>>68898697
Kek, what a child
>>68903954
>>68903971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdqyh-aeCL8
>>68903996
>Brazil
>This post
>>68904014
adoro mijo
>>68903871
>With a nice Bica
É um café, meu!
>>68903744
checked
>>68903910
TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68904014
Porque são todas uma merda.
Tuborg Strong, meu amor, que é feito de ti???
>>68903996
You'll do as dad says, entendido moleque?
POST YFW CROATIA WIN BUT FANS CHIMPOUT AND CROATIA GET DISQUALIFIED
i'm a girl
am i allowered here?
>>68903769
you are a disgrace to my country tbqh
>>68904053
>branca suja
>>68904014
>sulista confirmado
nojento mesmo.
>>68904072
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>>68904053
>burro quando foge
>>68904014
Ca puta de nojo, se eu quiser uma Sagres, deixo a minha Super Bock aberta ao sol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3k4hlJ9roQ
>>68904112
tits and tiemstamp are supposed to be posted by you then you are allowed.
>>68904014
I like Sagres over Super Bock because it's not as strong and I'm a casual beer drinker
>>68904014
tu sequer bruas caseiras?
>>68904014
>beber mijo
t. lisboeta
>>68904053
>negrota
>>68904112
Can we see your belly?
(^‿^)
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>>68904053
35.Cabo-verde
>>68904073
nice la
>>68904135
>62 posts early
kys
THIS SHOULD BE AN INTERESTING ONE!
>>68901258
>>68903570
>be butthurt Kajkavac
>they took our jeeeerbs
>>68900020
This.
>>68904032
Not knowing a lot about Croatian cuisine, I went looking for it.
Everything seemed grey and german-ish and uninsteresting, for the most part.
Until:
>Grilled Sardines
>Roasted Suckling Pig
This is a fight between brothers.
>>68904082
Estive para por cimbalino, para chatear as alfaces, mas deixei estar, que muitos destes gajos comem pasteis de nata em Lisboa.
>>68904112
L I S B O N
I
S
B
O
N
>>68899999
WITNESSED
>>68904208
>68904208
more than england
>>68903435
>England + Portugal
I think I heard somewhere you guys had an union or whatever that's still in force since 800 years or something like that.
Leave Croatia to us.
>>68904105
>>68902580
> UK
> EU
outdated map
>>68900020
Embrace diversity.
>>68904249
Oldest formal alliance in effect in the world.
ESTOU COM VOCÊS, IRMÃOS DE PORTUGAL!
O BRASIL ESTÁ NA TORCIDA POR VOCÊS!
SOMOS TODOS BRANCOS!
>>68904249
Yeah, Portugal and England supposedly have the longest running alliance in history. We love talking about this supposed alliance but it's just nice words that are meaningless.
>>68904252
>nenhum deles é 100% Português
prefiro perder do que ganhar com esses gajos.
>>68904303
>SOMOS TODOS BRANCOS!
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>68904249
Yeah, since that particular battle in my post, but it's mostly pleasantries.
We also introduced them to tea.
>>68900020
Are you implying this man was not a real portuguese? Fuck off cunt
>>68904053
Mulatinha sounds cute.
>Polaca
Uh-oh!
>>68902580
>Asking an American to think for herself.
Cue beginning of Fox news
>>68904287
Well, not for 2 years, technically.
Can't they still back away from leaving? I thought their referendum was non-binding.
>>68900020
Because the vast majority of the Portuguese has no sense of identity and self respect. It's disgusting but it's the truth.
>>68904344
O que é que significa ser 100% Português? Eles nasceram aqui, ao menos? O pai ou a mãe nasceram e viveram aqui? Se for o caso, acho que és suficientemente Português.
>>68902839
top kek croatians go way back to even before the portuguese all got cucked into being proto-muslims
you are literally the mexico of europe, stinky smelly loud dirty beaners no one likes except other porkchops
>>68904053
>Verde
Hulk?
>>68903908
obrigado mo boy
>>68904415
its mix of brown people with brown eyes, black hair with black hair and some blondes with blue eyes. there's no real portuguese identity
>>68904376
>>68904313
>>68904301
Neat.
>>68904313
>it's just nice words that are meaningless
Well, you needed to cede some of your Central Africa colonies to them once AFAIK.
>>68904376
>We also introduced them to tea.
That's pretty cool.
Tea and port-wine, innit?
>>68900020
But 100% of Croatian team are Bosnians and Serbs
>>68899462
would be average girls at best, here in the U.S
>>68903681
looks delicious tbqh
>>68904414
currently there is a petition (1.5 million signed this already) asking for a second referendum.
Only time will tell. I hope they won't back off
>>68902839
Nao ligue a este cuck, meu. Operação Maple Bacalhau in full effect
>>68904551
kek
>>68904415
Speak for yourself.
>>68902839
that flag is so much cooler than the one you use now desu
>>68904524
Die, allahnigger, die!
Which of our female studio experts does /sp/ prefer?
>>68904524
Funny thing, apparently FIFA gave a green light to form Kosovian NT, but it would require half the current Switzerland NT to switch so it's still a little unclear if it's going to happen.
>tsu
>Tsu
>TSU
>TS-ts---TSUUU-TSUUUUU
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68904596
The one not getting blacked
>>68904596
generic
none
>>68904521
>Well, you needed to cede some of your Central Africa colonies to them once AFAIK.
Nah we '''just''' had to abandon the Pink Map project. We retained everything, just weren't allowed to expand. That humiliation actually triggered the Republic and participation in the I World War
>>68904596
>female
>experts
>in football
The ride never ends, we are doomed
>>68904468
>porkchops
What do you have against Pork, Muhammad?
>>68904521
And Rosé, even though we don't drink much of it.
Also sailing, and colonising.
Through trade we are responsible for crepes (the soft pastry is portuguese, not Chinese), curry (we took chilies to India) and the death of the samurai (we too weapons to japan).
We apparently also taught them how to lose empires.
>>68904560
Second referendum is bullshit.
If they want to pick a new PM that campaigns for staying it's fair, but otherwise it's non democratic.
>>68904582
Yeah, we used to have a similar one before the current colour-blind test, whose meaning was given after the fact.
We do have the best Anthem, though.
>>68904215
They didnt take mine because they dont have the mental capacity for it. I hate them because theyre the jews of balkans. Only steal cheat. Sad odjebi u Duvno Ante i napusi se kurca.
>>68904650
I actually love pork, I dunno where that slur comes from tbqh
>>68904596
Those would be 6/10 here in Brazil.
>>68904560
>second referendum
Nice ""democracy"".
>give people the opportunity to decide
>ask for a rematch when the results don't goe in your favour
And what if it doesn't work a second time? Make a third one? Ignore it completely?
This is some major bullshit.
>>68904701
It's a jewish/muslim insult, more than likely.
Which makes sense, since we kicked both of them away from here a long fucking time ago, and used their moeny to fund the discoveries.
>>68904735
Yeah but the "green for hope and red for the bloodshed" meaning was given during Estado Novo in an attempt to make it more patriotic.
Pic related is also pretty, I find. I think not having the blue on a sea-faring country is a missed opportunity. Also, we are not that hopeful in attitude, to be true.
>>68904770
The people are trying to take their country back but the socialist government wants no part of it. I applaud the Brits.
>>68904751
They would have a dick in Brazil.
>>68904770
If they vote to Stay on a second one, they need to make it best of three.
>>68904825
We haven't looked properly at the sea since 1974
>>68902839
>>68904825
>those flags
The only and the gratest empire.
>>68904906
>implying that it is a bad thing
>>68904832
By falling for propaganda campaigns by scummy politicians?
>>68904907
Make it best of 5 and call it play-offs.
>>68904596
>women sports pundits
Absolutely haram.
>>68904942
Better than the one you have, but it's missing a bit of blue.
