game starts in a couple of mins ;)
G'day
w-why are new zealand so good at rugby?
/nina/
>>68887534
Give me (you)s lads
>>68887521
who /rug/ league here?
Might go to bed lads feel a bit tired and I know I will fall asleep during this next game
Will watch as long as I can on sky go so I won't banter with you lot
>>68887540
Do you think Fekitoa is seething that midget Smith has a bigger piece than him?
any USA Eagles supporters here?
Todd Clever is my favorite rugby player
>>68887555
>You now remember when Sam Burgess actually thought he would be a good union player
Loving every laugh
>>68887555
go back to your containment thread you fucking tradie.
>wales
JUST
>>68887555
here senpai
might watch this tonight though because NRL is pretty boring right now
>>68887556
>sky go
Is it still complete shit?
i would legit let a kiwi impregnate my wife
Smith and Dagg are the two best fullbacks in the world right now.
>>68887584
yes
>>68887585
;)
>>68887589
Unironically this. Folau is a meme. Always has been, always will be.
>>68887540
Who did he send this to? Sumo?
Get ready, lads.
I would be angry if Michael Cheika was coaching my son's U12 team, let alone an entire country.
>>68887610
Yeah you posted this last week and no one knows what it is you weeb faggot.
>>68887538
They don't have any other sports to play
Dylan Hartley will need to have a good game if England are to win, he is such a cornerstone of the squad
>>68887616
I don't know either, just read the subtitles, moron.
>>68887625
1v1 me behind the batting sheds gayboi
>>68887640
Good reply. How is year 11?
>>68887585
Based Expat
>>68887640
>kiwis have entire sheds to have a communal bat in
what an incredible culture. Kia ora!
>>68887652
Can't believe based Sammy Boyle thought it a good idea to go to gayby.
>>68887540
>tfw I have a bigger cock than him
why is there so much off topic posting?
I thought you guys would be keen to discuss the potential outcomes for the Australia-England match
>>68887647
don't be silly, kiwis leave school in year 8.
>>68887660
Yeah but he's a bottom, so you should really be comparing arseholes
England's brave Teimana Harrison
>>68887673
blame /cric/
>these lineups
Battle of the softcocks.
>>68887659
Scapegoated too hard by union old boys and pushed through the system too quickly along with having to learn two positions within a year.
Expectations were way too high.
>>68887673
It's a wash m8
England already confirmed as New Zealand's only real competition for the next few years.
>>68887683
>LE FUGG LE GRIG XDXD
>>68887701
Australia looked really strong at the world cup, what has happened to them since then to cause such a decline?
How come this is at Allianz and not ANZ?
And why was the last Test at AAMI Park instead of the MCG?
Who would win in a hybrid match, The Wallabies or the NSW State of Origin team?
>>68887718
Cheika got exposed for the shallow neophyte he is.
>>68887725
They only want the true fans to watch m8 :^)
>English Captain
>from NZ
>English Coach
>from Australia
When will these migrants be forced to leave following Brexit?
>>68887701
Shame it takes an Aussie coach to give us a kick up the arse though
Fucking Lancaster was a retard, so much unused potential, made us look like fools to the whole world, on home turf
RUGBY LEAGUE IS BETTER THAN YAWNION
YOU GAY CUNTS
>>68887730
>welcome to country
Why is that abbo on the field?
>>68887718
Australia were on and off game 1 and really lost it for themselves, then they shit the bed game 2
it's still just basic shit, I mean they had 15 penalties in game 1 and then in game 2 dropped the ball 3 times in a row driving to England line
>letting some abo cunt on the pitch
STREAM DED
>More abo shit
Fucking Hell. Are you guys trying to elevate them to Maori status or something?
>>68887730
Same as every other hybrid match. Union team destroys the league team at union in their half and vice versa during the league half.
>>68887735
Brexit actually favours non-EU migrants since they're on the same playing field as EU migrants.
Dumbfucks voted out thinking there'd be a Trump Wall built around the coast, and all they're going to get is less Euros and more brownies.
scarn Marcia
>>68887725
No one knows the difference between the various meme grounds in Sydney. They're all shit imitations of Suncorp.
>playing rugby at an oval
Out.
>>68887742
The fuck is going on there
>Mighty urination
Literally what she just said.
>Buwangaa people
Is Australia trying to create their own version of the haka?
>Welcome to country
Somehow, after all those haka-at-every-opportunity jokes thrown our way, Australia is STILL the more cucked country out of the two.
How the fuck do you lads do it?
Why are they always letting Aboriginiggers make a speech before a game?
>>68887555
Looking forward for the Kangaroos to whitewash our League boys in return this autumn.
>fellating Abbos
>>68887763
Had a nice kek there
who let this cunt sing?
Ben Bennett you beaut
>That boipucci singing Englel's anthem
>this shit aussie trying to mindgame by butchering GSTQ
Worst singing of the English national anthem ever
Holy fuck, that little ginger twat butchered it
>that voice
what the fuck my sides
Fuuuuuck me who's this cunt singing. Just awful.
>for we are poo and pee
>>68887785
She's our Queen more than yours. You just voted Scotland and Ireland away from her.
>Burger
Why isn't she singing star spangled banner?
She's a qt tho
>Only putting lippy on 80% of her mouth
Nice try, but you've got a mouth like a grouper sweetie.
why dont they play waltzing matilda anymore?
>Poopeelian """""""""""""""singing""""""""""""""""""
My sides.
>>68887730
>2 bad teams
>Gordon Bray talking about convicts and the first fleet and shit
HOLY FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAY YOU COMPLETE PIECE OF SHIT.
>>68887796
>You
>implying
Working class republican cunts that want to see the kingdom dissolve because of their grudge against middle and upper classes that worked harder than them at school.
>dank DnB before kickoff
>>68887807
Because it's RACIST. How DARE you even SUGGEST that.
>Maoris come on and do a cool war dance
>Abbos come on and remind you you're playing sport on their land
why do english people get tribal tattoos??
>>68887819
This.
Give me the abo talk anyday over that cringey shit.
>>68887828
He tries to make everything epic and just ends up making it fucking embarrassing like pic related
Post rare Ninas
have they worked on teaching fardy how to hold a ball this week?
>in Australia for 75,000 years
>didn't even invent the wheel
topkekkles.
>it's a SH team being reffed by Owens episode
haha time for TRIES
>>68887843
We need a new meme 2bh, i'm bored of Nina.
>>68887845
Why do they always use part-abos?
>>68887860
There aren't any pure ones left because whitey stuck his dick in.
>>68887860
Because people like this are too busy on the petrol.
>0 (zero) kick chase from australia
How the fuck has this STILL not been addressed as an issue?
>>68887865
And aussies give kiwis shit for sheep-fucking.
>>68887869
This is a 10 in Australia
>>68887873
did you see that pass from phipps? 5 of them just stood there watching it roll ffs
great england start Nowell looking dangerous desu
>>68887860
Because a full time abbo would come out, mumble some unintelligible shit and then vomit all over themselves
>>68887879
Aussies didn't fuck them mate, the English did.
What exactly is the fuss about Itoje?
>>68887886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjyyoAeHPzU
>>68887886
full time alcoholic?
based nige
If Foley was Cooper he'd have been fucking crucified for his performance so far this series.
>>68887896
He's ridiculously athletic, great tackler, and is noted for his leadership at a young age
>>68887916
white privilege
>>68887901
Should be their national anthem tbqh
>>68887916
>fucked up THREE ground finding kicks
ahhhh yes
>watching the warabies go 3-0 while eating pizza
It begins.
what are these cunts doing?
they're paid to fucking play rugby and they are playing like it's a fucking chore they've just got to do fucks sake
>poostralia
cheika out lads
Anyone got a livestream link
>>68887926
i meant 0-3 fuck
Why do England props have such bad ageing genetics? Mako is what, 25? Cole is 29? They both look 50. If Stephen Moore wasn't bald, he'd look his actual age, or younger.
>>68887896
Got a great head on him for his age.
You are now aware that poocock literally carries the whole of the Australian national team
Rule, Britannia!
Fuck the EU and fuck the aussies too
We're the England team able to vote on Brexit?
>>68887919
>>68887945
Right. I didn't think he was shit just hadn't seen anything outstanding from him so far in the series.
>>68887936
they look like they dont wanna be here
cant blame em
sydney is a hole
>>68887946
wow r00d
>going to the bunker for this
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S RUINING UNION TOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68887937
Based walruse best meme of all time tttt. The patricians choice
Cheika still in la-
>checking for a knock on
>>68887955
if they did they would have voted remain because they are cucks and this is a cuck sport
>>68887955
They voted remain because only retards voted brexit
pocock eating biltong lmao
>>68887975
Typical respond from a faggot tripfag
>itoje
>white hand
kek
>>68887956
He's also pretty fucking athletic. Managed to compete for a lineout in the 6N without somebody to hold him.
smashed him bro
>>68887975
Have you ever been right about anything?
mcmahon is a beast desu
>>68887982
i have a fridge shelf full
>>68887989
>>68887998
>le edgy 4chinners
Nice going lads. When you're not uni students who own literally nothing I'll explain the world to y ou.
>>68888017
All the students voted remain
>Foley
>Pooley
>>68888017
Haha righto you dumb cunt. You know that people who remember Britain before the EU voted out, right?
>dungs
Nowell off. Marland 'pacenigger' Yarde on.
>>68888025
>>68888017
It was basically under-30s voted in. Over 35s voted out. Mixed with 30-34.
Edgelord fedoratippers and chavs under-30 voted out.
Who was right, who was wrong? We won't know for a while yet. It's done, so whatever.
>Sharpey: "it's like a dagwood dog covered in sauce trying to get rid of that ball there"
>Bray: "and a bit of mustard..."
SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAY YOU'RE THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO RUGBY IN HISTORY JESUS FUCK
>>68887982
The food of champions, I'm eating some right now
Stockies though, none of that thinly sliced female shit
>the crumbling house of cards of England
>>68888050
jus b urself
>>68888025
All students and graduates. Only factory workers and retarded racists voted brexit top kekke.
To be fair I just threw 2 million of my cash stocks into the markets while they were bottoming out. Good for me i guess hahahhaahhaha
Lads
>>68888058
You sound like a mentally healthy person.
someone tell me who to vote for next week
TWO DADS 2.0
>>68888070
are you maori?
>english rugby
it's over
>>68888077
I'm putting in a blank ballot I think
turnbull couldn't give a rats arse and shorten is an unlikeable dork
>>68888077
is there some place i can find all the parties to vote for
i wanna vote for some meme cunts
>muh 8 game win streak
O V E R
>>68888058
>starts rattling off his talking pionts about other famous people that went to the same school as Haylet-Petty
It's like watching a fucking monkey use sign language.
Why the fuck do we never pass the ball to our wingers?
Pisses me off
because they're black and UKIP has forbidden letting black people do jobs that white people can't do.
>>68888107
>we
>mid-match interview
this commentary is quite shit. no wonder the english are so arrogant.
>>68888107
i dont know lad why dont you ask them?
>this food poisoning monologue
>>68887989
>>68887998
>>68888042
If you genuinely believe the UK will benefit from brexit then go ahead and invest in British companies, you'll make a tidy return.
There's a reason why the expert consensus is that it will be bad for the UK, though the leave voters dismissed it all as elites with contempt for your average Joe.
I'll be sad if Scotland leave though.
>>68888107
You are showing that you northerners aren't above us commonwealth folk
>cheeky bum sex with the lads
Is the greatest /rug/ meme. Anyone remember how it goes?
are all of you watching channel 10 or something
Is Haskell what normies would consider to be a meme player?
ahhh yes the penalties in front of the sticks begin :^)
>>68888152
Nah sky sport
>>68888152
>Bray is now talking about muscular dystrophy
>>68888152
and listening to grandstand. the radio is about 20 seconds in the future
>>68888145
CHEEKY
BUM
TIME
Is McMoopy the new Fardy Pooper?
>>68888143
>I'll be sad if Scotland leave though.
Scotland are out. Ireland will be united. The union is dead. Republicans won.
>>68888162
>questioning THE BRAND
>>68888077
well if Liberals get in and cut uni funding another 20% I might lose my job, so there's that
>>68888185
Liberals it is :^)
smashed
him
bro
>>68888166
>it's a bray talks about how 2 players are related via their mother's brother's friend's cousins's teacher episode
Skelton taking niggas out
#thuglife
Rugby is shit
>>68888200
he was going for the ball desu reckless but not yellow
BASED NIGE
A
S
E
D
N
I
G
E
>>68888204
Your rugby is shit
>Skelton
Hahahahahaahahhaa
>>68888143
>>68888184
Surely a Scottish referendum would be even worse for the economy.
>>68888206
Kek. Hooper is a cheeky cunt
>>68888206
Did pooper get penalised for this?
>>68888206
>the state of Aussie fields
How many grounds men have hung themselves in Aussie?
>>68888185
just get on newstart m8 no one will have jobs in a few years anyway
>>68888206
TARD TACTICS
Skelton is a big guy
>>68888227
No. He didn't throw it at him, he threw it underneath him and it went nowhere near Robshaw. This was a storm in a teacup for about 5 minutes the day after the test.
>>68888235
for whom
BIG WILLY SKILLY
>>68888235
HOWEVER
Kek.
KEK.
Anyone watching Japan v Scotland? Its pretty shit tbqh
ahhhhh yes it's good form to stand still on defense and let the player come at you when you are the only person not advanced
brill
>>68888244
for an aussie
What's Brown always so angry about? I bet he beats his fucking kids.
>inb4 not caring about this semen slurping sport
>>68888242
(Haskell)
Ah, was there another camera angle? I only saw that one.
Owen Farrell wears meme boots
>>68887860
The full ones died in the great petrol famine of '06
Do Farrell or Biggar have the more intense autism?
Where can i stream? Darls is taking up the telly
Ahhh yes, "Australia".
>>68888280
http://ifirstrow.eu/watch/445070/2/watch-australia-vs-england.html
>>68888280
FUCK OFF NORMIE
>>68888276
Biggar's autism is far worse
No shit nige
10-6 japan
>>68888263
he's a bit of a wanker imo
Is it just me or does Dan Cole look like one of those Engineers from Prometheus?
why the fuck is moore captain?
Kearns calling Nige "funny"
Um, i'm pretty sure we all know he's funny.
>Sharpey asks Burke his opinion on something
>He needs to pretend he knows literally anything about rugby these days and isn't just coasting on the fact that he used to play
>>68888305
'mon Japan
hope we come last in TRC 2bh and sanzaar decide to kick us out for japan next year
>>68888311
Kearns confirmed homophobe shitlord
take foley off half time. useless cunt
Is there a rugby version of the zerogoose pasta?
>>68888305
Is that on right now too?
>>68888305
Jeez you could blindfold that gook with a shoelace.
Why couldn't you just bait a player into knocking it on whilst its in your hands by holding it like a matador holds the red flag thing?
Easy scrum every time
>kicking poorly all series
>decides to go for a kick at the very edge of his range
ahhh
>>68887693
OLD WHITE RACISTS
>Skelton stepping in to protect his little buddy Phipps
CUTE
U
T
E
>>68888344
Had they voted out in 2014, they would be a failed nation by now as the arse fell out of the oil market shortly afterwards.
>the dilapidated homestead of Cheika
>>68888362
that's the same for locks and scrum halves everywhere
Mike Brown is a fucking cunt. I fully expect to one day read about him being stabbed to death after mouthing off to the wrong person.
George Ford winded as fuck
France leaving the EU would have an impact on signing foreign players right?
>folau will never fuck nina while you watch
sigh
Ford got utterly smashed haha
Why couldn't we play like this in our OWN world cup?
Fucking embarrassing really, can't wait til we play NZ to see how much we've really improved
>>68888292
No. This is a board for people that sports. Go back to /b/ with you're meme shit
>>68888411
you'll get drilled and lose all hope
>>68888394
only brit signings
did nige just say "i've never been with hookers before"?
Nowell's coming off at half time desu. He's normally good with 1-on-1 tackles, but off his game today.
I'm just getting into rugby, are all the 6'5"+ players Locks?More manlets in this sport than I expected.
>>68888411
>>68888423
Englel think three wins is all it takes to be world beaters.
>>68888411
We had a faggot PE teacher in charge.
>>68888434
no they're sometimes blindside flankers or number 8s
>>68888344
Yeah I know all that. My point is that surely having Scotland secede from the UK would only add to the uncertainty in the markets. If Scotland were smart about this, then surely they wouldn't want to have one anytime soon.
The UK economy is starting to recover already. Last I heard, FTSE has already gone back up by at least 2%, which of course doesn't totally make up for the fuck-up that happened yesterday but it's a start.
>>68888441
There'd be a handful of centres and fullbacks that are that tall too.
Really the only positions that you can't be that big and still play are front row and halves. Everything else would come down to ball handling and mobility.
Nice kiwi accent on that "Australian" lock.
>>68888438
>beat shitshow team who conceded 16 penalties in the first 70 minutes of game 1 and shit the bed game 2
>they are now contenders against a team that has sloppy play better than 95% of any other countries precision play
lmao
>>68888423
>Said ausgaylia
>>68888438
In no way doing think we are better than you or would even beat you, but seeing as you are world champions, rightly deserved, it would be good to see us play against NZ, if anything we could learn from you
>>68888440
Pretty accurate
>>68888449
>The UK economy is starting to recover already
are you confusing the stock market with the economy?
There are literally 0 economic effects yet you fucking pleb. Everything that has gone on so far is entirely because of uncertainty and people betting on the fact that the market will fall.
Jesus if you don't understand finance just fucking be quiet.
Come on Japan beat Scotland
>>68888473
thanks m8
>>68888485
Just saying what I read m8 calm the fuck down
Just taking a half time shit lads, I'll be monitoring the thread on my mobile so feel free to keep chatting.
>>68888475
Can you say this in non meme speak please?
>>68888367
Shame, really.
>>68888502
nice saving skills
hello yes where are the half time slags
>>68888505
that's the point...
>>68888502
Can't read that mate.
>all these fucking nerds ITT
embarrassing
>>68888496
don't get smart with me or I'll deck you
>>68888517
that's the point...
:(
i'll just stop now
>>68888519
>muh /b/ro culture
Get fucked Tbh f a m
this kid has a fucked up accent, what's wrong with queenslanders?
>>68888534
Seth Efrikan "humour" at its finest
>>68888507
see >>68887540
>>68888542
>talking shit about based Zoe
Fucking say that to my face at Suncorp stadium cunt.
>>68888496
>Australians preparing for damage control
His post makes no sense, fucking bogan is probably drunk out of his skull
>>68888475
>first 70 minutes
So you mean pretty much the whole game right?
Whose fault is it you shit the bed in the 2nd? Did your anal prolapse from the fucking we gave you in the first or what?
>>68888548
Lekker bru
>>68888411
Need to be told how to play by an Australian.
>>68888367
Yeah, I guess you're right. Though I don't think Scotland would be a failed state, though they definitely have slower growth.
In many ways the economic arguments may be more persuasive now for an independent Scotland, as the financial sector which was previously threatening to move to London may be more willing to stay.
I think its fair to say that Australia would be winning the series, if they had 7 warmup games like England have.
>>68888579
Nah Lancaster was just a spastic
Did you forget about 2003 already?
Eddie Jones knows how to damage Australia in all positions
>>68888591
>This damage control
>>68888556
that's what I'm saying you dope. australia played like utter shit. I used the first 70 minutes because I missed the last 10 and heard at the 70th minute there was 16 penalties.
I'll spell it out pretty simply, as I said before, nz will pump you and you will lose the hope you gained beating a side of mulligans who seem to want to be anywhere but on field.
japan 13 scotland 9 ht
>>68888603
we've played no internationals since the grand final. meanwhile England have played 2 six nations pre-season games, 2 pre-season saxon games, 5 six nations games, 1 test vs wales, and other saxon games.
>>68888624
Got a stream for it fampai?
>>68888599
I was 5 years old in 2003.
>>68888591
i dont think anyone would actually refute this
>>68888624
im surprised 5ft gooks are doing so well
what the fuck was that throw?
>robshaw gets the ball with no defenders in front 5m out
>gets tackled on the line
>can't get the ball down
ayyyyy
Jesus
>>68888624
yeah any streams?
it's not on sky
smfh at both sides in that haha
Naisu
>>68888629
Superr Ugby serves for something
>>68888629
australia should really try to organise some friendlies or something to warm up before this starts imo. it's our own fault for being so under prepared, 6N isn't a new competition.
billlyyyyy
>>68888633
>>68888673
Don't bother, it's absolute horseshit so far
the massive tv is fucking over the kickers 100%
Are the English the worst supporters in the world?
>>68888700
It's the same during Autumn Internationals, but in reverse.
The only real thing for the SH is that you're expected to win and we're always underdogs.
>>68888693
This, again aussies preparing damage control
>muh southern hemisphere
>>68888662
>Billy gets the ball 7 metres out
>Two Auscucks can't bring him down
ayyyyy
>>68888700
The first test is one week after the last super rugby game. When do you propose they play these friendlies?
>>68888449
The ftse recovery is to be expected as stock markets aren't perfect and tend to overreact the recovery is just a correction.
Like the other guy said, there are no economic effects just yet, the UK won't actually leave the EU until at least 2 years from now.
Scotland leaving would lead to more economic uncertainty for England, but long term would probably be better for Scotland and would stabilise them short term. Scotland doing better long term is obviously contingent on them getting into the EU which maybe difficult as apparently Spain opposes it off the basis that it sets a precedent for newly independent states and could encourage independence movements in Spain.
>state of the convict line out
>>68888712
SWING LOOOOWWWW
Whoever we go, we shall be heard, just because your crowd is shit and doesn't know how to create atmosphere
>Pretty much silence the whole NZ - Wales game
>>68888719
take any game we can get, it's not like Australian contributions to super rugby make it very far
i tried some vegemite last week. is it true like 90% of australians love that shit? it tastes like rotten wood dipped into salt
>tfw sneezed with a mouthful of scrambled eggs
the state of my screen right now
>>68888756
>eating scrambled eggs at 11:00pm
jesus where did it all go wrong for you?
>>68888754
weak
>>68888756
Scrambled eggs this late? madman.
>>68888754
PLEASE EAT OUR FOOD
>>68888714
yeah suppose you're right desu Australia just take so fucking long to get going
>>68888712
Absolutely. Insufferably arrogant winners.
>>68888756
make the mairn sum scrumbled uggs you butch
>>68888770
>>68888785
i was hungry and it was the only thing i could whip up quick enough during the halftime break
>>68888712
by far
>tfw no Hooper tier mong genetics
>>68888787
>It's our main export, people aren't buying it, our economy is going to shit!
>>68888808
fire up the microwave?
>>68888770
>he doesnt like scrambled eggs
>>68888740
Case in point.
>>68888826
They're literally the plebbiest eggs, with the possible exception of hard boiled.
>>68888712
yeah I'd say so, the Irish are pretty bad too
>>68888754
Sounds like you might be a marmite man.
Come on you Anglo warriors, fuck the crims
>>68888824
i'm not a fucking animal m8
hand made, stove top
creamier than your mums moot
>>68888851
t. makes shit scrambled eggs
>>68888859
don't call him a faggot to his face like that.
>>68888869
good lad, microwavers of eggs should be executed
>Not making poached eggs
How do you expect to get laid in this day and age with scramblies mate?
>>68888784
i liked the extreme shapes chips thing but vegemite was not a pleasant experience
>>68888888
>tfw no /rug/ get
>>68888910
Look at this posh cunt.
>>68888861
>england
>anglo
anglos are a minority in your """"country""""
Why does he look like he just escaped from a home for the disabled?
>>68888967
Literally boiling water with a bit of vinegar in a skillet is posh is it?
>>68888712
In real life? Probably.
On /rug/? Jocks and Paddies are far worse.
>>68888919
how did you eat the vegemite?
>>68888910
nah fuck off, there's an art to scramblies
anyone can make em, but not just anyone can make truly great scrambled eggs
plus they've got underrated versatility, you can mix it up and chuck in bits and pieces of whatever you like
THANK YOU MATT TOOMUA!
>>68888980
shitty white genetics
Fugg
D----::
>>68888987
I bet you have them benedict
>>68888987
>boiling water
righto billionaire
>>68888987
Yes it is, you smarmy prick.
ONYA
FUCK YA ENGLAND
>Vunipola's "defence"
>>68888987
>skillet
let me guess, you keep your "skillet" in the cupboards inside your "house"? Get a load of this fucking middle class prick.
Straya
>the destabilised region of english rugby
>>68888919
just got put a little bit (like half a teaspoon max) on with some butter and you're good
>>68889041
>farty
>>68889019
Don't forget we still own you AND australia
Not to mention all your pleb civilians love us and our queen
>>68889034
this is photoshopped
wtf is up with aussies and cheating? genetics? probably.
What time does Ireland v south Africa and japan v Scotland air in east Australia???
>>68889035
I bet he has "gas" and "electricity" in his house too.
>>68888992
i thought it was like nutella. i took a dip with a spoon got completely repulsed spat it out. then i tried a little on a cracker
>>68889058
queen maybe, you guys? ehhhhhh
a lot more than yanks but nowhere near as much as nz in aus or aus in nz
>>68889068
just deeply ingrained in the national character m8
it's a traditional kind of shittyness
>>68889058
Can't risk you beating our 18 match winning streak record tbqh.
>Poaching eggs in a skillet
>Not using a pot
Fucking highborns.
>>68889077
>I thought methylated spirits were like water so I had a big glass of it
So what you're saying is you're too dumb for food and you assume that just because 2 things look alike they must taste alike.
>>68889086
17*
>>68889067
Yeah, sure. Nothing to do with poor convict genes
>/rug/ - eggs discussion
I guess it's not entirely unrelated
Are poached eggs a new meme?
who /soft boiled with soldiers/ here
>>68889096
>then i tried a little on a cracker
sir please raise your reading game
>owning a skillet
What time shall we serve high tea, your highness?
>>68889077
try a tiny amount with butter on a cracker. when you get the right ratio of butter and spread it can be goat
>>68889112
Memefood for richfags.
>not going full natural and eating the egg as soon as it comes out of your backyard hen's bumhole
>>68888987
'Water' oooh lah-dee-dah
Be considerate you fuck... there are south Africans in this thread.
>>68889116
at tea time you dafty
>>68889124
>Putting butter on a cracker before putting any sort of spread
What the fuck? I don't think it's possible to be more pleb than this.
>>68889124
to try vegemite again i will either have to buy it online or find my roommate that i see 2-3 times a month eating it
auslel
when i was young a skillet was called a frying pan. whats happening to this world
>>68889136
>there are south Africans in this thread.
No there aren't you fucking liar.
>Jamie George's boot
This fuck should be a back
what the fuck was that phipps for ducks sake he's such an absolute shitcunt
>>68889116
The Langham serves high tea at 2:00pm matey.
>>68889142
right, obviously you put the butter on afterwards
you munter
so does owens ever review english tries or nah?
Australia are their own worst enemies
When are we getting rid of shit nick Phipps?
Le Forward Who Chips Like A Back Man
>>68889148
just buy a tiny jar lad. shouldnt be more than 20 bob
>>68889171
nic white back when?
>>68889155
South African detected. Fuck off we're full.
>>68889142
thats the way i like it. if that makes me a pleb then so be it
>>68889181
I'd take the ducking under 14's B half back from a music school over phipps
he's so fucking shit
>>68889154
A skillet has sloping sides you seething poor fag.
>>68889192
How else would we keep above the federally mandated quota of New South Welshman?
>>68889166
australia could have potentially won game 1 if they maintained the first 20 minutes of play. they gave away 27 points in penalties
nice kick tho
mcmahon is so fucking good
>>68889226
having the game of his life
every run shrugs off a tackler
>>68889134
Enjoy your chances of getting sick by not washing the chicken shit off your eggs.
>>68889237
he's been the most consistent player all series for Australia, he's food every game
>>68889239
>having an immune system so frail you can't handle ingesting a little shit
keep taking those antibiotics
>>68889239
vitamin c lad
Wallaby try and victory incoming
>>68889264
I get enough shit in my diet when I tongue your mum's arsehole lad.
>>68889278
kek
k e k
K E K
Drop goal to come.
>>68889293
you eat booty too m8?
All over lads.
>>68889312
It's the patrician's choice whilst lovemaking.
get fucked cheika
PHIPPS YOU STUPID CUNT HOLY FUCK FUCK OFF
Cheika unhinged
> phipps
literally threw the game away there they had the turnover
P O O P P S
O
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P
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phipps should honestly never play again.
Thanks for your hospitality convicts, I know you will take this hard to take but please dont do anything stupid, you have always been the worst southern hemisphere team (argies dont count)
Sleep well and be sure to implicate your damage control
P H I P P S
H
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I C E M A N
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>44 fucking points
Beautiful.
Farrell is up there 2bh
SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>the crowd is leaving in droves
jej
why is phipps always chosen
it makes no fucking sense lads
did we lose?
oh, we beat Australia again?
bit unfair to keep making them play us. Can't be good for their morale
>>68889368
MOTHER FUCK
it's over
give it up lads, for the sake of your own dignity
you're good at league, concentrate on that, there's no shame in it
>phipps dumb penalty could have literally lost australia the match
absolute stupid cunt legit hope he breaks his spine and can never play again
1-800 RESPECT is the australian domestic violence hotline incase any of you lads get the bash tonight.
Reminder that Frisby got 0 minutes this game.
I feel pretty happy to lose to Britain considering they told the EU to get fucked
will eddie be knighted?
>>68889412
With no Dean Mumm in the team, and Skelton only able to play for 40 minutes, Cheika had to keep Phipps on the whole game or the NSWRU would have had him fired.
>Phipps
>Palu
>Skelton
>Horne
Fucking Waratahs REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68889412
debreczeni and stirzaker when
>>68889412
There's a boomerang joke in there somewhere.
Hooper and McMahon deserved better than this :(
Britania is going to take back its colonies.
Warm up the ovens.
GODdie Jones
>>68889412
of course he did, we need a half back whose balls often require foley (his fucking super 15 flyhalf) to jump to catch the ball
he's so fucking awful
>Bray just referred to the ball hitting the camera wire as "wire-gate"
There is no man I hate more than Gordon Bray
>>68889414
England mate, you lost to England.
The rebirth of the British Empire has begun.
Japan 16-15 Scotland
\o/
Jesus, how fucking Northern is Farrel?
>>68889464
japs 16-18 scotlel
>>68889433
Skelton was good m8
>>68889457
don't remind me desu
don't worry, we will be good for all backs hahahahahahahahahaha just kill me
>Australian coach
>New Zealand captain
The absolute madmen
>>68889464
stream where reeeeeee
>>68889457
same shit
>Scotland barely scraping against Japan
>'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''OUR'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' year
>>68889478
>Can't be lifted in the lineout
>Can't roll away from rucks
>Gets penalised for the slightest mistake
>Can't make more than 2m a run
You're fucking high buddy
The Aussie kicker, can not kicker.
>>68889457
Fucking whatever you cunts call yourselves, I'm happy you told the EU to eat shit.
I don't feel bad about losing
Just a reminder that Punished Gill would have came off the bench and won 3 turnovers in 15 minutes, against a team like England.
>>68889508
You left out
>can't play more than a half of rugby
>can't go more than 2 games without a yellow
BASED Peter Cosgrove "Holy shit it's heavy!"
Fuck I love that man.
>australia lose 3-0 for the first time
do they not count bledisloes? we've beaten australia 3-0 (and 4-0) multiple times in the last decade.
>>68889548
the bledisloe isn't a series in australia mate.
>>68889548
I think they just meant against England.
>>68889497
the thing with nz is, australia get so outplayed that it's almost like well australia just could not do it.
the wallabies could have possibly won game 1 with england if they kept up the intensity of the first 15 to 20 minutes. game 2 was obviously england all over and this one was the one up for grabs and the end result showed it. yet it's dumb fucking mistakes, playing dumb fucking people who cannot do their jobs and just dumb decisions in general that lead to this. this is deans all over again; dumb player decisions based upon who they like rather than who's good for the team.
>>68889433
but he has to keep as many Tahs in there as possible after they mutinied and kicked out Ewan McKenzie.
>>68889556
It's considered a training run here as well.
Sean Lamont gets another cap
Hi I have never watched rugby before but I saw the article saying we been Australia so I wanted to say hi :)
>>68889604
hello
>>68889591
How does he keep getting away with it?
>>68889604
fuck off
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS TO WALLABIES
>>68889617
>>68889617
He came on for 20 seconds and stood still.
Top player tbqhfam
>>68889628
Calm down mate, we lost to england not ireland.
Japan 16 - 21 Scotland FT
Japan the better team tbqh
>>68889558
Exactly the same situation for us in the world cup, prime example, Sam Burgess, I'm sure this is the wake up call you need and you boys will turn it around pretty rapid
You're still one of our colonies and we still care about you, more than the fucking EU anyway
Reminder that the "England" captain has served more than a year of suspensions.
>>68889643
Agreed
Who else /japan2019/?
We should have an /sp/ meet up, shit would be cash
>>68889647
except it won't be. phipps has played more shit games than he has good games. the fact that phipps was played all game in a game that ultimately means nothing but reclaiming some minutia of dignity just shows there's no intention of replacing him.
like i said, it's deans all over again. nothing's going to change.
>>68889674
Yea mate I'll be over there. Looking forward to my 3rd world cup. Will probably head over for two weeks in the group stages, then back up again for the semis / final.
>>68889643
After yesterday I hate Scotland. Good on the nips.
Hopefully our boys can win today.
>>68889687
Fuck cheika out the door and get some cunt who knows what he's doing in charge then
Nearly 50% of our unrecognised talent by the retard that is Stuart Lancaster went to waste during the WC because he chose players based on personality rather than performance
>>68889710
do you organise it through agents or plan yourself?
i'd be keen to go but i'd need to get my ass into gear
>>68889726
I've got my fingers crossed for ya lad, half English half Boer
I hate when we play each other
>>68889773
Easy enough to organise yourself, the trickiest part is getting tickets to the games you actually want to attend. Best bet is to grab as many ballots as you can, and get onto ticket swapping sites. Japan is awesome the the whole transport thing, so staying somewhere cheap and commuting will be the way to go I think.
Agents will have the inside line on good tickets / seats, but getting locked into their accommodation and food packages would suck as you'll pay out the nose for them.
My missus is a flight attendant which is the only way I can justify going up to Japan twice as flights will be cheap.
>>68889833
Don't you just hate yourself in general? I thought the Boers hated the Poms, or do they just hate Louis Theroux?
>get home
>see wales score
fucking hell
>>68890077
>England and Wales both have their worst results of their series
Brexit confirmed for making you shit at rugby.
>>68889990
yeah cheers m8 i'll definitely look into it but i might be pure student povvo tier by 2019 so it's a bit of a gamble
Losing to Scotland in front of the Emperor
>poopeelia
>fails
Just fuck my shit up family woman.
Sorry sisters
>>68890610
I can't be sure but I think this specimen might be trying to speak English.
honestly Ford and Farrell have to start at 10 and 12 for the Loins. I can't remember the last time I saw 5/8's who executed a classic NH gameplan so well
>>68889687
replace with him whom exactly?
the apparent third best halfback in Australia doesn't even start for the Brumbies and Frisby is demonstrably worse than Phipps
>3-0 at home
WE WUZ FINALISTS AND SHIEET
>>68891293
>bragging about winning the friendlies
lmao
>>68891366
>it was a friendly because we lost
state of you lad
>>68891154
Alby Mathewson maybe?
>>68891471
>winning a bi-lateral mid season friendly series is more important than a home World Cup
English sport in a nutshell
>>68891489
the real problem is the 2nd row and no8 (McMahon should be playing @ 7), not the 9
>>68891543
>we literally have a more recent world cup win than you
>>68891783
>England only has 2(two) World Cup wins across sports
lmaoing at your ""life""
>>68891783
>13 years
>recent
Pick one.
>>68891895
>2003 was 13 years ago
kill me now
>>68889643
Glad to know we can beat decent opposition despite playing way below par and trailing for the majority of the match.
>>68891916
It's only 3 years ago really if you think about it considering the cup is held once every 4
No one is denying you are the best at this sport NZ so stop being so fucking arrogant, it doesn't suit you
Reminder that the French are better than England at Rugby and should have won the 2011 World Cup
>>68891154
anyone.
going into the world cup last year, he was still passing without looking where he was passing. he has done less of that, except most of his passes to foley, who is literally the most comfortable pass he should know were too high and foley often had to reach above his head to get the ball.
he's pure shit. i don't know what the fuck he was doing tonight but it was the same shit. it was awkward passes, that fucking weird leaping save pass thing that just caused the ball to become even more difficult to pick up, that atrocious penalty that ensured the loss.
>>68892105
"No"
>>68889674
I'm going. I lived there for a bit on a working holiday and 'promised' some of my homestays that I'd be back for 2019.
>>68892239
Hook me up can
Was thinking about doing some couch surfing shit, always wanted to go to Nippon, seems like a perfect time to do it
>>68892087
That's an Australian flag m80, and NZ isn't arrogant - I've been in a losing crowd at both Twickenham and Jo'Berg, both times the kiwis in the crowd have been humble and congratulatory of the winning team.
The "NZ fans are shit" meme is absolute bollocks, and it's time for you to accept this. We are gracious winners, because like you say, we are indeed the best. I've actually been on the turps with AAC, Giteau and and Bieber in Auckland after a game and everyone we encountered was either throwing some good natured banter or wanted photos.
>>68892275
Yeah, man. I did some couchsurfing there and it was great. Got to meet a lot of good people that way.
Japan isn't quite as kooky as people like to think from media that you see on the Internet and their own confirmation biases, but Japanese people are warm as fuck once you break down those initial barriers. They're very similar to us in that way. Couch surfing helps break that ice. Also rudementary Japanese that you can pick up easily.
>>68892373
nz fans are fine here desu
>>68892373
Yeah I meant to reply to the post above, my bad
And where do you think that humble behaviour comes from, us, its the traditional British way and it's nice to see you've adapted to it and made it your own
NZ have been and always will be one of the most dominant countries to ever play this sport, you learnt a lot from us and we are now learning a lot from you
The game of professional rugby is still young, no one really deserves bragging rights yet
>>68892447
Right back atcha - I was involved with a couple of tours for aussie fans in NZ a while ago and they were all absolute GC's.
>>68892598
>where do you think that humble behaviour comes from, us, its the traditional British way
o I am laffin
>>68892598
>And where do you think that humble behaviour comes from, us, it's the traditional British way
M8 are you fucken serious?
>What is a british soccer fan
>>68892700
I meant in the face of defeat you tool, if we lose we are always the first to congratulate the winners
>>68892777
We're not talking about football though are we
And is NZ or AUS were actually good enough to compete in and world level tournaments then you might be the same way, different sports attract different fans
Rugby is a gentleman's game
>>68892947
Not sure what you're trying to insinuate here
>>68892989
What point are you trying to make?
>>68892785
mate when england toured here for the ashes in 2012-2013, the english went off their nuts and accused the australians of all sorts of shit throughout the series.
bragging about being the epicentre of humility in defeat is such a wank. you look like a fucking dickhead if you chat shit after losing. humility is expressed in winning and not rubbing the other teams face in it, not losing and being able to say "well you guys did better".
>>68892989
Both sets of Irish fans at the Euros have been amazing. Just the English that are starting shit.
>>68893192
>not the russians
ENGLAND WUZ A GUD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN
Thinking a cheeky abs session before the SA/Ireland game Tbh
Also make a new thread you seething plebs.
NEW THREAD
>>68893104
NEW THREAD
>>68893104
