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Almost time for the draft
first for canada is gay
second for LA Kings best team in NHL
Repeating digits decide who scores Las Vegas' first ever goal
>>68866232
kessel
I'll take Fowler for GOATchenyuk pls
>>68866232
Stamkos
>>68866232
John Scott
>>68866294
LMAO
Fowler sucks dick. You would never get Galenchyuk for him.
>>68866232
kadri
>>68866232
Raffi Torres
>>68866232
Stamkos
>>68866586
Nice kucherov dubs
>>68866599
Nice Dudley dubs
good luck tomorrow everyone :3
>>68866850
ugh... /today/ i mean!
>>68866232
Yakupov
>>68866232
Dustin Brown
>>68866232
Silfverberg
>>68867179
>>68867209
i saw your deleted post fag
Been up all night watching brexit, time for some blockbuster hockey deals
>>68866232
eeli tolvanen
>>68866232
Thornton
>>68866232
Puljujärvi
>>68866232
Sidney Crosby
>>68866232
Amanda Kessel
>>68866232
Loui Eriksson
>>68867287
Oh shit! Pls don't call the 4chan police
>Dude we play like it's the 80s lmao
suomi
>>68866232
Yannick Weber
>>68869222
nice trips/hyvää tripsinen
>>68866232
Nathan Horton
>>68866232
Some nobody names Michael Thomas who is 32 and never played an NHL game
>>68866232
the referee
I have a great question, why is it taking so long to sign Seth jones?
He said he was excited to play his first full year in Columbus
The dude is a top line defender anywhere except Nashville
>>68866232
Auston Matthews
>>68866232
olli jokinen
>>68866232
Patrick Kane with assists from Phil kessel and Anze kopitar
>>68866232
linesman
>>68869260
He doesn't want to play in cbus, nobody wants to play there. Literally Murray is the only d man that is worth a fuck.
>>68866232
Henrik sedin
In his own goal
>>68866232
>finnish goaltending
>>68869239
glad midsommar, sven.
>>68869339
>tfw he said he was excited to play here
Are you dense Ryjo loved playing here everyone but a few players love the atmosphere in Columbus
>>68869340
That would have been glorious
>>68869355
HOLY SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU ROLL
>>68869346
glad midsommar, pekka.
>>68866232
Someone who kicks it in their own goal
>>68866232
a basketball american
>>68869347
No, that's 100% not true. Do you remember when we all started booing when they had a double minor against the avs last season and didn't even get a sog? I remember Murray bitching. Nobody wants to play at a losing franchise, that's just facts.
why don't they get rid of cap restrictions?
>>68866232
tfw >vags will never score
>>68866232
a sandwich
>>68869375
People want to play in Florida, Edmonton, Toronto, buffalo people
>>68866232
Nobody they never score
>>68869391
Are the >vags your new favorite team?
>>68866232
no one, expansion gets cancelled
>>68869379
Because gms are fucking retarded with money.
>>68866232
Erik karlsson
>>68866232
/hoc/
>>68866232
Wayne Gretzky
>>68866232
Clutterbuck
>>68869442
not sold on them (yet)
>>68866232
asdf
>>68866232
they will never score
>>68869522
LAS VEGAS BTFO
>>68869522
Based Norge
>no blockbusters yet
rrrrrrrrreeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68869522
Yes! Confirmed 0-82 season
>>68869580
0-82 all time for the >vags
>>68869588
Dubs confirms for expansion gone
Fowler and either of the Duck's first rounders to the Oilels for a chance at Pulju.
>>68869638
i think top 3 is decided and only the teams picking the payers can change.
>>68869658
Pulju and Jarmo BFFs :DDDDDDDDDDD.
>>68869687
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
reminder that las vegas had zero fans before 2016
>>68869622
dubs double confirm
>>68869849
/lifelong/ reporting
>>68869687
C U R R Y
U
R
R
Y
>>68869687
KEK
>>68869849
DAD DAD
>the last time a Canadian born player wasn't drafted in the top 5 was 1999
>check 1999 draft
>one of the worst in recent memory
I'm scared now
Brexit is going to fuck up our chance of signing good players.
I fucking hate the English
>>68870185
1. Patrick Stefan
2. Daniel Sedin
3. Henrik Sedin
4. Paved Brendl
5. Tim Connolly
Literally JUST: the draft
>>68870305
Who is this guy? Was he supposed to be drafted this year?
>>68870316
Outside of the sedin sisters, the entire first round was awful.
>>68870185
Pierre-Luc Dubois will go top 5 for sure.
But yeah, rough year for Canadians. Next year doesn't look great either.
>>68870354
I keep hearing the pundits saying Dubois could go 3rd and I just laugh at how stupid that sounds. I could see him going 4th but not 3rd.
Leafs to pick Nylander, calling it now.
>>68870374
Why would jarmo draft a non Finn?
>>68870403
he could want a good player instead
>>68870403
Why would cheveldayoff draft a non Canadian?
>>68870336
No he's probably been banking on a new contract with Braehead Clan and now that our economy has been crashed with no survivors all the £s he's saved up are not worth shit
>>68870403
He's said himself that he's biased against Finns. You see that a lot. Yzerman was probably biased against MSL and Stamkos in his Team Canada selection.
It's like being coached by your dad. It fucking sucks. They're so worried about looking like they're biased, that they end up being biased the other way.
>>68870374
Yeah I don't see it. He looks like a possible superstar though.
IMO this is gonna go down as a really strong 1st round. Fucking can't wait.
>>68870489
Fucking Bishop. I really hope the Flames don't get him.
>>68870471
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Dubois and pulju turned out to be the best of this draft.
>>68870515
i have a feeling laine and matthews will disappoint just because the hype has been way too big for both of them.
>>68870556
>matthews will disappoint
>laffs
>>68870427
You don't like pulju?
>>68870556
especially laine after all that he's said
the pressure will be insane if he doesn't deliver
Jets will win the cup within three years lads
>>68870743
Jets vs Coyotes 2019 Stanley Cup finals
Rumor is Buffalo is gonna offer Stammer $11 million+ for 6 years. But Stamkos said he wants to play centre, and the Sabres have O'Reilly and Eichel. O'Reilly's contract is borderline untradeable, and Eichel isn't getting leaving. It's really too bad, can you imagine Leaf fan reactions if he went to Buffalo?
>>68870761
Coyotes confirmed for relocating to the least?
>>68870761
And by SC I mean conference finals. I'm not drunk I swear.
>>68870761
The real jets better kill those imposters from Atlanta.
>>68870515
>>68870556
I think the top 4 will all be great. They're all huge, good skaters, with elite shots. Prototypical hockey players.
I like this 1st round a lot. Wouldn't be surprised if Chychrun is a top 10 D-man one day. Keller, Brown, and Jost look like they can be pretty special too.
>>68870768
They have Reinhart as well. Stamkos is gonna be way overpaid.
Whoever signs $camkos will regret
>>68870835
Reinhart is essentially a winger now after how well he played with Eichel last season.
>stamkos goes to vegas
>vegas wins five cups in a row
>yfw
>>68870864
I agree. His max value is 10. Anything over that and teams will regret it for the next 6 or 7 years.
>>68870880
His playing style is pure center though. Cerebral playmaker with high end defense. Good at face offs. I don't know why they wouldn't wanna transition him to center eventually. It'd be like putting Patrice Bergeron on the wing.
>>68870915
Even 9 I'd be iffy about. If he's not scoring goals, he's not really doing anything anymore. That injury really fucked him up.
>>68870864
Not sure if want.
On the one hand, it will supply eternal banter I can use in my crusade against tranpa bay. On the other hand >stamcuck. I guess I'll just have to wait and see, and then pretend that what I wanted all along.
t. Ded Wings
what happened to this man?
>pens new away jersey
can't find a bigger one that isn't a video yet
also no offseason elbow surgery for malkin
>>68870946
I wish I would have capped all those lgbtning posts saying stamkos wants to stay he said so in the media
WEW
>mfw my Leaf fan buddy told me Draisaitl + 4th overall for Subban was a bad trade for the Oilers
>mfw he told me Subban "isn't the defenseman the Oilers need right now"
>>68870984
Good for them getting rid of those ugly ass "Vegas gold" sweaters.
>>68870984
Mediocre looking at best
Why isn't this the Kings third jersey? They are the GOAT
>>68870971
MONGOL GENETICS
>>68870984
also
>Malkin, who turns 30 in July, is spending most of his summer in the United States, as he’ll rotate between spending time in Pittsburgh and Miami. He ordinarily spends his summers in Russia but wanted to be closer to Penguins’ trainers this summer, as he has become annoyed with his inability to remain healthy.
>>68871015
>Kongs
>Wearing anything but purple
You're doing it wrong.
Can we get a fucking trade already? All these big names, the suspense is killing me.
>>68871057
No one is announcing anything yet. They're going to save it for TV.
>>68871002
That'd be huge, but Edmonton would have a huge hole at center if they traded Draisaitl.
>>68871081
I think I remember waking up to the Dougie Hamilton trade last year. I know it happened pretty early.
>>68866232
namestnikov
>>68871083
With McDavid and RNH, they've got two top 6 guys ready to go. I'd prefer to keep Draisaitl over RNH, but the Oilers need Subban more than another young forward.
clip art pigs
>>68871029
Purple just reminds me of when the Kings were total shit. I would rather not remember that
>>68871130
What about with RNH's annual injury though? They would need to add some center depth if they made that trade.
>>68871002
>Trading "the final solution" and the 4th pick of a decent draft for a turnover monkey is a good thing.
Stay delusional Albertacuck
>>68871057
Is this your first draft? This is exactly how they hype up the draft by spreading fabricated trade rumours.
>>68870946
>Tfw I believed Mantha would be the goat
Then again, that is coming from a guy that wanted Tuch over Larkin.
>>68871199
He's 21...
>vegas expansion
does literally anyone give a shit about hockey in las vegas?
how long until the team is sold off to quebec? it didn't take the thrashers that long
>>68871199
Some guys just take longer to develop. Besides it's Detroit. They know how to develop young players so mantha still has plenty of time to progress.
>>68871235
I saw an ECHL game there and was pretty surprised by the turnout. Mostly locals too judging by their redneck accents.
>>68870354
>Next year doesn't look great
With Patrick being already better than every single Canadian prospects in this year's draft and the Comtois/Morand duo in the Q, I doubt next year will be this bad for Canada.
>Inb4 a draft year is bad for Canada because not everyone in the top 5 in Canadian
Did anyone see Adam Henrique's AMA? It was pretty dank.
>>68871319
If I was a GM I would literally never draft Europeans. Nothing but Canadians and Americans. Unless it's a slam dunk and they're the best of the draft.
>>68871346
fuck off
>>68871347
>Not drafting europeans
Don Cherry please get out of 4chan.
>>68871346
Who?
>>68871369
who are you quoting?
>>68871358
Don Cherry would never draft an American.
>>68871386
>He wouldn't give a shot to a Boston boy because muh team.
Honky on suicide watch
>>68871415
>>68871346
can you tripfag as reddit nigger so I can filter you? good to know youre the faggot trying to force the car shit too
>>68871432
:^)
>All of these trade rumors
>Stamkos, Subban, Fowler, Hamilton, Nash, Bishop, Shattenkirk, Filppula, Hossa and the 4th overall pick rumored to be traded
How many of these will even move, like 1 or none?
When is the draft?
>>68871471
>trade
>stamkos
>>68871473
7 pm God tier timezone.
>>68871481
>Trampa gay won't try to get value out of him
Letting him go to FA would be really dumb by them, you could literally get Matthews for him.
>>68871504
This post reeks of idiotic Albertans.
>>68871555
This post reeks of syrup nigger
>>68871555
>>68871568
These posts reeks of autism
>>68871582
This post reeks
Julien Gauthier is going to be the biggest bust of the 2016 NHL draft.
Prove me wrong.
You can't.
>>68871736
logan stanley
>>68871736
>who is Logan Brown
>>68871746
Stanley was never intended to go higher than late first round while Gauthier was once considered top 5.
Still a pretty good contender tho.
>>68871644
I like this
The sun is shining and I'm smiling. I can't wait for Las Vegas to play.
>>68871765
I guess, if you put it that way
gauthier really destroyed his draft stock
>>68871752
>Brown has more bust potential
At least if he doesn't become a scorer, he can become a goon.
That, and he has never been considered top 5 at one point in the year.
When is the draft?
>>68871789
>goons
>in the NHL
no
>>68871808
Read >>68871484
>>68871808
now
with the third pick of the 2016 NHL draft, the Columbus Blue Jackets select....____________
>>68871816
>Goons not in the NHL
Who is Gudas
>>68871789
I heard he's not really a nasty type of player. Really skilled though. He should be a 2nd liner at the least.
>>68871829
A waffle.
>>68871829
Patrik Laine :^)
>>68871829
PLD
>>68871837
A physical defensive defenseman
>>68871844
Gauthier has the same problem tho.
He might be 6ft4 230 pounds, he rarely hits people or fight.
>>68871858
juolevi it is
>>68871471
Probably like 3 of 4. There will be some big trades today for sure.
>>68871858
Who is Penaldo
so when's the draft
>>68871879
Not in the nhl
>>68871871
Fuck off shill
>>68871869
>Juolevi
>Defensive defenseman
He is solid on both end of the ice and arguably the best dman in the draft.
>>68871884
it starts 01:00 here, so in six hours and ten minutes
>>68871898
Its between sergachev and juolevi for the most part. Seems like they'll both be pretty good defenseman. Sergachev is more NHL ready though.
>>68871888
Who is Mike Brown
Would McDavid make Lucic worth $6 mil/6 years for the Oilers? McDavid had Patrick fucking Maroon on pace for 30 goals last year, and Lucic plays a similar style, but he's a better player.
>>68871911
While this is true, im pretty sure scouts will take the bait and choose Chychrun before them.
>>68871319
Nolan Patrick is a bit overrated IMO. Remember when Sean Couturier was supposed to be a 1st overall? They're really good players, but they dominate juniors because they're man-childs.
And I thought Couturier was more impressive a as a junior player. Every time I see Patrick, he's good, but not amazing or anything. Nothing like Hall or MacKinnon were.
Don't really know about those frenchies though desu.
HOLY FUCKING TITS TURN ON CNN. SUBBAN TRADED
>>68871911
I don't know why Chychrun is so underrated now. He could easily be the best.
Reminds me of how Ekblad was overexposed. By the time the draft came around, they were saying he was good, but not a franchise player. Maybe a #2 guy at best. He was a #1 at 18.
Chychrun is obviously not as good as Ekblad but I think he's getting the same treatment. Been in the spotlight too long.
>>68871913
Grinder
>>68871934
He's got a year to grow into himself, he will be a dominant force and a first overall
>>68871986
>Grinder
Go play NHL 16 kid.
When is the draft?
>>68872010
Never
>>68871965
Speaking of Ekblad
>Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC
>Rumbling: FLA preparing eight-year, $60M-ish extension for Aaron Ekblad. He can sign any time after July 1. Team and agent decline comment.
>>68871965
I honestly have no idea. Chychrun I guess could have the highest ceiling, but easily the lowest floor of any first round defenders. If I were a GM and I had a top 10 pick, I would take sergachev or juolevi. If I had to choose between the 2 that would be hard.
anyone know what time the draft is?
>>68872028
Wouldn't be surprised
He deserves it.
>>68872028
>ekblad
>shit
Pick both, fucking kitties.
>>68872002
>ad hominem
The goon is dead
>>68872034
7 pm
>>68872034
This. When does it start?
>>68872069
>>68872034
I don't like this meme
If you could make one rule change to the sport, what would you do? I'd get rid of the Brodeur rule.
>>68871002
>tfw you almost predicted the trade
What time's the draft?
https://www.nhl.com/video/jagr-nets-...804/c-42422503"
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=844757
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=858722
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=866043
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=883435
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=883429
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=888012
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=889705
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=899894
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=914820
https://www.nhl.com/video/trochecks-...804/c-42430403
https://www.nhl.com/video/letang-giv...562/c-40722603
https://www.nhl.com/video/crosby-com...562/c-40733103
Turnovers in defensive zone:
https://www.nhl.com/video/athanasiou...634/c-41636003
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=927767
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=885161
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=887750
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=899828
>>68872108
You're really autistic you know that?
>>68872097
i predicted it, you agreed with me.
Careless positioning in O-zone (even if he doesn't give the puck away, he's leaving his team in awful position if anything goes wrong in the O-zone):
https://www.nhl.com/video/saads-3rd-...092/c-41329903
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=862081
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=896128
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=901419
https://www.nhl.com/video/eberle-sco...434/c-40836103
https://www.nhl.com/video/palat-doub...622/c-42128403
https://www.nhl.com/video/niederreit...526/c-42575403
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=844060
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=846739
Weak D against opposition's transition game/getting walked around:
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=870491
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=855322
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=876086
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=925397
https://www.nhl.com/video/draisaitl-...434/c-40847903
https://www.nhl.com/video/gaudreau-d...850/c-41920203
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=847532
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=862051
>>68872028
Look at that fucking beard. He was probably going into bars without ID when he was 12.
>>68872029
Lowest floor of the top 3 maybe, but not of all the first round defenders. He's 6'2, elite skater, huge shot.. really great toolbox. Also a leader, hard-worker, dedicated... I just don't see the bust potential. I think he's gonna be fucking awesome.
I wouldn't be surprised at all if he's the first d-man picked.
When is the draft?
Poor presence in front of the net:
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=888006
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=891752
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=899751
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=911634
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=919242
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=935902
https://www.nhl.com/video/richards-s...634/c-41638003
https://www.nhl.com/video/gaudreau-s...850/c-41921103
https://www.nhl.com/video/jaskin-ope...272/c-42025903
https://www.nhl.com/video/huberdeau-...804/c-42426703
https://www.nhl.com/video/bartkowski...792/c-41845703
https://www.nhl.com/video/bartkowski...792/c-41843503
https://www.nhl.com/video/atkinsons-...092/c-41325703
Defensive awareness/losing assignments:
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=932526
https://www.nhl.com/video/jenner-ope...092/c-41322103
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=843717
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=932448
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=853696
https://www.nhl.com/video/paquette-o...622/c-42126703
https://www.nhl.com/video/moulsons-b...454/c-41451903
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=870820
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=891578
http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/03/10/ottawa-senators-defenceman-erik-karlsson-simply-cant-make-this-kind-of-mistake
>>68872121
2028.
>>68872114
I mean, you posted it first, I was like 20 mins behind.
but to be fair I didn't even see your post so
>>68872123
>>68872115
>>68872108
this is nice and all but what time does the draft start
>>68872077
I'd get rid of the 'intent to blow the whistle rule'. Too many goals are called back because the ref meant to blow the whistle a half second before he actually did.
Just blow the whistle when you intend to, and then review goals based on when the whistle went.
>>68872136
>tfw you created this meme by accidentally posting your question here instead of google.
t. shitposter.
>>68872147
you have shit opinions
>>68872147
>not puck over the glass
you picked literally the most meme rule
it affects maybe 0.1% of games
>>68872161
no need to be a meanie anon.
>>68872097
>mfw this trade goes through
It's a solid trade for the Oilers. The last thing they need are more under 20 forwards, and the thing they need most is defensemen.
If they can get Subban for less than Hall+, fucking do it.
>>68872118
fabbro upstaged him on canada's top pairing and his positioning is bad at times, he's been an elite athlete (legit freak of nature tier) his entire life, so he relies on that too much in closing gaps and suppressing shots which does not work at all in the nhl, and didn't work against some of the top heavy teams he played this year and last.
another thing about him is that he is dumb as dirt and very stubborn. this is something i am convinced, and i'm not the only one, hurt his stock.
there are definite real concerns about his ability to adapt to the nhl game and be a top pairing guy.
>>68872167
You can't be firing pucks at the fucking crowd every time you're under pressure. I think people forget how often that happened and how annoying it was.
>>68872077
probably get rid of the blood for a high stick makes it a double minor
>>68872186
Fine, but don't give it a penalty. Make it like an icing.
>>68872077
Delay of game. There needs to be way more common sense. I get why the rule was implemented but it's been used in the wrong way.
>>68872097
This an awful trade for Montreal. The oilers will need to include either nurse or klefbom to make it even remotely close.
2 Pucks
>>68872183
It's like an 8 game tournament. You wanna go by that, then Puuljujarvi should go ahead of Laine.
A lot of great D-men are lacking those dimensions. Subban and Karlsson aren't exactly great defenders either. But it's not like the guy is Dion Phaneuf or anything.
>>68872197
but the faceoff was going to be in their end anyway all that means is the guys aren't allowed to sub out. the puck goes out of play far less often now its nice and non retard players are able to not hit the puck out every game
>>68872213
200 pucks. One of which is red and moves on its own.
>>68872077
In terms of utter stupidity, that fucking rule where, if you hire a new coach/manager, you give draft picks to their old team. They might even be changing it already, I can't remember.
I'm a Coilers fan, and it kicked in the same fucking year they hired Chiarelli and McLellan. Chiarelli had been fired, McLellan and the Sharks "mutually ended" his contract. How in the shit does that cost them picks?
guys it's torts birthday
Is the draft today?
>>68872242
>They might even be changing it already
it is
>>68872226
doesn't change the fact that you're getting a penalty for essentially just icing the puck
where will it be streamed
if the draft is at 7pm ET does that mean 01:00 GMT +2 (Central European Time)?
>>68872209
I thought Subban + bottom six for Drai + 4th overall + bottom six would be pretty even value.
Let's Montreal draft a Dman and Memebois
>>68872214
the biggest question mark with him is if he is willing to change the way he approaches the game, because if he doesn't, his ceiling is not nearly as high as it could be.
personally, i still have him ahead of everyone but sergachev
>>68872268
then have some aim and ice the puck rather than shoot it out of play. a penalty is probably too steep but an icing is basically no punishment
>>68872271
viasat näyttää ilmasiks
>Tfw doing normie shit tonight
Counting on my /hoc/ senpaitachi to keep me updated with the memes.
>rags
>>68872252
Happy birthday tortilinni
Which player is your personal dark horse draftee?
>>68872273
? it's on at 7 :]
>>68872313
I love Propellers, he's my favorite coach of the Lightning.
>>68872326
Michael Jackson :^)
>>68872256
Lmao, the one year it's in effect, the Oilers change their coach and GM. That is so Oilers, I can't even be mad.
In that case, I think the no-hands rule on faceoffs is fucking stupid. Mostly though, I'd take away the coach's challenge. They tried it, it failed.
>>68872332
needs higher resolution
>>68872327
but I live on the other side of the globe :)
>>68872326
wade allison stood out to me all 3 times i saw him live, not knowing who he was. i've grown attached to him and i love his game, so him
>>68872252
Fuck torts
>Renaud Lavoie @renlavoietva 2h
>The NHL is looking at a complain of tampering after what #canucks Jim Benning said yesterday regarding Steven Stamkos and PK Subban.
>>68872326
Tyson Jost. I bet he goes around 8-9,
>>68872358
>not liking TortZ
Fuck you nigger
>>68872353
unironically or for memes?
>>68872365
Fucking genius Jim.
>>68871504
>Canadian hockey knowledge
>>68872345
penguins got screwed by it too. They didn't demand a pick when they had the opportunity to with the devils because they realized how stupid the rule was and then that same year buffalo made them give up a pick
>>68872365
What comments? There's always tons of pre draft bantz.
>>68872382
what?
>>68872304
ai nettisivulta vai
>>68872396
living on the wrong side of the earth, why do you do it?
>>68872405
joo ja ihan telkkarista kai kans
>>68872326
Ty Ronning
I have a good feeling about this kid. He really impressed me during the CHL prospects game. If he can become like his father, it would be great.
GMs are probably just waiting for Benning to make a dumb trade
>>68872425
Jew Jew meme meme
Your daily reminder that Buffalo was robbed and Brett Hull will rot in hell.
>>68872412
Well life fucked me over from the start
I didn't have the luck to be born as a big stronk american :(
>>68872393
you're not allowed to talk to or about players that are under contract with other teams publicly
>>68872431
haista sinä lerssin lipittäjä vittu
>>68872382
you can't even express a thought in plain language anymore because you're afraid of being made fun of. also stop saying "unironically", even something awful stopped using that meme years ago. you're the worst my man.
>>68872433
they really did get jewed.
>>68872447
t. reddit
>>68872433
>still mad after these years
Deal with it
>>68872438
He technically never implied he did. He was said he was going to. He never said when he was going to.
>>68872393
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/steven-stamkos-jim-benning-vancouver-canucks-free-agent-milan-lucic-draft-pk-subban/
>In addition to taking a run at unrestricted free agent Milan Lucic, Benning told Vancouver’s TSN 1040 radio Thursday that he will make a pitch for Steven Stamkos and has called the Montreal Canadiens to inquire about a trade for No. 1 defenceman P.K. Subban.
>Stamkos is free to interview with competing NHL teams Saturday. The coveted sniper is still under contract with the Tampa Bay Lightning until July 1.
>"He's going to have lots of interest from lots of teams throughout the league. There will be teams that have more money to spend than we do, but we're going to talk to him and see where it goes," Benning said.
Will Dallas fix this?
>>68872493
which is talking about them. he'll get fined maybe but nothing big
>>68872516
>Bustonen
http://www.theplayerstribune.com/2016-6-23-charlie-mcavoy-boston-university-nhl-draft-job-application/
nhl "job application" by charlie mcavoy. he drew a funny picture in it and there are other memes too
>>68872310
>tfw I am too
At least I'm getting drunk and smuk at the drive ins, with plenty of opportunity to meme
>>68872516
they need but a gun and two bullets
>>68872521
In a perfect world the slanty canucks should have to forfeit their 5th overall pick.
>>68872493
It's still tampering to talk about players under contract, Lucic might be a special case because the Kings publicly stated he's not going to get resigned. Stamkos is still 100% off limits, so Benning will most likely get a fine
>>68872516
>uggly finns.jpg
they're not necesarilly ugly, they just cannot tend the goal
>>68872560
Even his mother can't love this face
>>68872514
Ahhh, standard NHL nitpicking bullshit. Nothing to see here, folks.
finnish people really are inordinately ugly. except for teemu who is very handsome man
>>68872578
shiiiet
genes of a mongolian/russian rapebaby
>>68872543
>the current state of my lettuce is: chopped
what did NHL mean by this???
>>68872543
also:
>draw your playoff beard
>draws a neckbeard
KEK
>>68872593
Nope, Teemu is also not much of a looker. Good for a Finn, sure, but you can see the disgusting mongol genes.
He was clever though, and I'm surprised no other Finn picked up on this. What he did was wear an extremely ugly helmet, so his face under it would look better under it. It's like why girls always keep a fat friend.
Rinne might be the only Finn who can pass off as human, but I think that doesn't count since he's a fennoswede.
>>68872778
Finnish girls are fucking hot though, so that's pretty weird.
>>68866017
The fuck is going on at the end of OPs comic? Is that a tentacle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH6ocfcKP9o
2019 1st overall pick
What the fuck do they do to your water over there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQWYTyt8pL4
>>68872828
who is this semen demon
>>68872828
Why is Crosby speaking in tongues?
>>68866232
dustin brown
speaking of mongols, i have a feeling that rask is gonna get moved this weekend.
Finnish just sounds like gibberish to me. Funny sounds.
stamkos to habs for 11million/year just got confirmed lmao
>>68872828
Doesn't Joe Sakic have a son 2019 eligible?
>>68872914 >>68872914
Is poopa going to bounce back?
>>68872914
It's kind of sad that GMs actually fall for finnish goalering. It literally has never ended well. Niemi almost got outplayed by fucking Leighton/Boucher
>>68873008
Niemi is lucky he had a god tier team in front of him.
>>68873008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9WuzswaKHs
what do you mean?
http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/Story.aspx?%2523FBF%2bto%2bwhen%2bJesse%2bPuljujarvi%2bdressed%2bup%2bas%2ban%2bold%2bman%2band%2bdestroyed%2bthese%2bkids%2bin%2bhockey&id=583130
rask is good, bombston's D is just garbage. he was good enough to get them all the way to a 2nd cup final, where of course they were btfo by chiraq, but he is good. lehtonen, niemi etc. couldn't sniff his jockstrap in my humble opinion. that said i don't want a finnish goaler... lol. plus goalers are more arbitrary and interchangeable than ever now it seems.
What will don memey do this year? Can he top his outstanding display from last year?
>>68872998
he wasn't nearly as bad as his numbers suggest and he's still a top-tier goalie just below elite tier. consider that >our coach deployed kevan miller, a manlet, the rotting husk of zdeno chara, and dennis "no knees" seidenberg as a top 4, and then a healthy rotation of colin "0 nhl games" miller and kevin "literally who" trotman playing with adam mcquiad.
i kept saying it last year, but i think the bruins D was easily bottom 5 in the league.
>Leaving your team's draft strategy in a hotel lobby
>publix
>>68873109
i really think we'll just see him pick mcavoy at 14 and then a reach into the 40s for a meat and potatoes college boy at 29. that's my guess.
are we bullying finns again?
>>68873150
Thanks. Man I really hope he gets it together. Since rinne is done. Only poopa can save Finnish goaltending
So, is anyone else as autistic as me? Did someone else make a 1st round mock draft?
Rask is the Claude Giroux of goalies.
>>68873320
More like Dustin brown
>chimps out
>was only good when his team was
>ugly
>autistic
When is the draft?
>>68873364
7 eastern
>>68873251
like 4 years ago when i was an unemployed alcoholic i took some oxy and drank a bunch of beers and sat in my living room and pretended i was a gm at the draft playing nhl 11 and was talking out loud to myself about the players available in the game draft like i was talking to my scouting staff and stuff. i was legit arguing with myself and saying shit like well yeah he's got the size but i just don't think the iq is there for him. he'd be a big risk. well yeah we could reach for him now but i think he'll still be available so we should really think about trading down. the neighbors in my apt complex must have thought i was having a mental breakdown, which i was
>no hope this offseason, or this fall
>walking Finnish memes are coming to the NHL tonight
>offseason /hoc/ is best /hoc/
>>68873379
What are you going on about m8?
>>68873379
I do that to man jut can't shut up when I'm thinking about draft picks nothing too autistic about that m8
If chia doesn't make a legit offer to bergevin he's a bottom 3 GM in the league. He has so many assets that are essentially useless in Edmonton.
>>68873379
Bruh..
>>68873419
No shit he's a bottom 3 GM, he works for Edmonton
2017 is our year
>>68873467
The state of the Oilers isn't his fault but it is his problem.
just made this shitty ass render
would these be the GOAT kings jerseys or too boring or not enough chevy?
>>68873647
the old school kongs logo was better imo
>>68873647
Puke
Nash is getting traded folks
>>68873694
Don't tell anyone, but I heard he may be going somewhere in the Sunbelt. I don't know the exact team though.
>>68873647
put the purp/gold crown on, but make it black/white/grey
>>68873647
Needs more Chevy
>>68873720
atlanta
>>68873747
Nope. He's going either farther west or farther south. He wants good weather.
>>68873379
Hope things have gotten better anon
Vanek BTFO.
>>68873731
tbqhimo needs more chevy
>>68873823
me likey tbqhfam
Who /Kiefer Bellows/ here?
>>68873815
what a shitter, bet he'll soon sign with vegas and gamble himself to death
>>68873815
NICE SIGNING MINNY
Parise and Suter buyout when?
u know what i like to call jesse puljujarvi? check it: POOL PARTY!
>>68873872
how many 40 goal players and perennial Norris candidates does your team have?
Nothing
Happens
League
>>68873910
League of
Nasty
Hotdogs
>>68873823
That looks pretty damn sexy. I would buy it
>>68873897
How many 40 goal seasons has Parise had as a member of the wild?
You know perrenial means every year, not just one year, right?
Cant wait for the draft tbqh lads
>>68873959
cant wait until lame turns into a bust tbqh lads
>>68873897
How many cups does your team have?
>>68873968
by lame i assume you mean autism lamethews
>>68873977
Oh I wrote this down somewhere
>state of hockey
>no cups
>>68873980
Pretty sure he meant Logan Lamey
>>68873799
sober and hate it, but you gotta do what you gotta do!
>Parise has never scored 40 as a member of the wild
>Parise has only ever scored 30 once as a member of the wild
>he can't even do that anymore
>he has nine (9) years left on his contract
>he makes 7.538 until he is forty (40) years old
>he hasn't played more than 75 games in a season since the lockout
>he has a career threatening back injury already at thirty one (31) years old
>eklund reporting multiple west teams pursuing chara
don sweeney gonna sign vanek long term. goals in
>>68872828
L E A F S
E
A
F
S
>>68874099
oh wow he literally has 9 years haha i thought you were memeing cause i thought it was only til 2020. thats jokes
>>68874177
Have a little fun and use the buyout calculator on that contract its a pretty good time
There are rumours that say Nash+ traded for Shattenkirk
>Rags
>>68874219
Who TF is Nash
>>68874219
>>Rags
Holy shit, why would St Louis do that
>Bloose
>>68873999
>>68874099
Nice pair of Gretz dubs.
KOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO
When is the draft?
>>68874283
Already happen svenpai
>>68874283
1 LA Kings fan's lifetime
>>68874303
Tfw missed the draft
>>68874303
shit did i miss it already
>>68869849
Sandbelt BTFO
who is the draft
>>68874107
Dallas
what is the draft?
>>68874257
grinder
dratf?
since women are in the draft now, do you think any teams will take a chance on one?
>>68874391
No
They may be stupid, but not that stupid
>>68874391
>With the first overall pick of the draft, the Toronto Maple Leafs select:
>>68874378
My fav app lol
>>68874426
A cheeseburger from Canoga Park, CA.
>>68866232
Tomas Jurco
>>68874426
this duckling
>>68874426
Amanda Kessel
Check em'
>>68874426
dank memes
DELETE THIS
>>68874426
>Jesse Pool(You)Jarvi
>>68874523
>paper
they deserved it
can the draft start already 2bh I'm so anxious
>>68874523
Six million pubsubs were eaten for this
>>68874547
Poolpaddle will be good.
heahaha way to go tampa
>>68874523
My EHM draft notes are more detailed
>>68874664
What happened?
>>68873694
I want to believe
>>68874690
Scroll up u worthless nigger
>Benning
>5th pick
Theres no way he can screw this one up.
>>68874774
>With the fifth overall pick, the Vancouver Canucks are proud to select: From the Windsor Spitfires, in the Ontario Hockey League, Logan Stanley.
>>68874774
He can though.
>>68874774
Any good meat & taters BC boys this year who are projected to go outside the top 10?
>>68874837
>with the 5th overall pick, the vancouver canucks draft Milan Lucic
>>68874796
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68874837
Does Tyler Benson count?
He once was top 10, but fell late first round due to being injuried half the year.
Fuck you Kippers
Is the draft soon or no? What time?
>>68872241
Or, 200 pucks but only the red one counts
>>68874860
Oh, he played for the Giants, that's a plus. The injury shouldn't be a concern, Jake Virtanen had that nasty shoulder injury in his draft year and he certainly developed to have enough potatoes in his game.
I like Benson's 46 PIM in just 30 games, but for me to give him a 5/5 meat rating, he'd have to average at least one minor penalty per game.
>tfw penguins finally got rid of their shitty as fuck reebok edge template jerseys
>tfw melnyk is too cheap to change ottawa's reebok template uniform
pls just go back to these you fucking ukrainian
>>68875023
The old NHL Jerseys looked much better, what happened
>>68866232
Andrew Macdonald
HOL UP
do people unironically watch the NHL draft?
>>68874964
cant see the puck
>>68875065
You answered your own question senpai.
2 more hours
should i start drinking or wait a bit
>>68875057
Reebok got the jersey rights in 2007
Dallas was this before Reebok
>>68875065
Yes and?
what time is the free agency?
>>68875137
And after Reebok forced a change
when is the draft?
>>68875137
I really miss those jerseys, they looked amazing compared to the new dull ones
I especially like the star shape in them
At least Devils and Red Wings jerseys still look the same
Michael Russo @Russostrib
Lots of steam today that #mnwild and #oilers could partner up tonight. Wild likely targeting Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Oilers Brodin or Dumba
Will they do the impossible? Will they get a Dman?
>>68874523
is this real life?
>>68875134
When does >your team pick?
>>68875177
NJ might change when Addias comes because Lou isn't running the show anymore. Plus, the new owners are money- hungry Jews, the old one was an actual fan.
how many bings between picks lads?
first draft, need to know if i should go to sleep or can watch it and still make it towork tomorrow morning
Here is some midnight sun while we wait for the draft.
>>68875215
Depends if trades and shit happens.
It can be between 5 min and 45 mins.
>>68875215
last year's broadcast is 3 hours long
https://youtu.be/H9UUPBjeT8Y
>>68875215
no matter how long they tell you there is between picks it is a lie and it will take longer. it will take about 3.5 hours from when it starts to finish
>>68875215
Should've napped in the evening m8
I'll even take these fan made jerseys Melnyk
Just get rid of Reebok Edge
>>68875223
nice. I'm about to go grill some burgers for the family and got cozy and watch
>>68875241
>>68875250
>>68875260
cheers lads
>>68875263
took a small nap earlier, will stick around for a while now
What's there for a >rags fan to do during the draft other than wallow in >our teams stupidity
>>68875294
Hope that they trade Dick Rash.
There are rumors that they're trying to get Kevin Shattenkirk.
If it did happen, there would be a good battle for the number 1 dman spot.
>>68875223
god damn finland is a meme country
>>68875263
>tfw woke up at 4pm
i'm ready for some hokkei (read: drafts) lads
>>68874860
Benson's from outside Edmonton. Put up some of the best midget numbers in Alberta history and then went 1st overall in the dub.
>>68875274
AMERICA
FUCK YEAH
>>68875340
Gz, btw
>>68874860
He was drafted by Arizona in my NHL 16 GM mode and was 99 overall.
>>68875331
>tfw Ottawa was in serious contention to get him
>tfw he told Ottawa to fuck off and that he wasn't waiving his NTC to come here
Thank you based Dick Rash for not coming here
>>68875391
ty my maple friend
be a bit rough for a while
but we'll come out of this better than before
>>68875215
it's only the first round tonight
if you go to bed around 2 am, you'll have seen the top picks
>>68875424
Saved the Sens from certain mediocrity
>>68875441
you will come out exactly the same except slightly worse off
congratulations on being short sighted
>>68875274
Say hi to your to wife's son for me
#BASED DUMBA
>>68875443
a friend of mine is being drafted tomorrow so will watch it then
>>68875450
H-ha ha s-saved
Right
>>68875223
Kind of jelly desu
We only have a tiny bit of light until 11 where I live
OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE MEMES SO MUCH
>>68875454
not going to turn this into /int/, soz m8
I'm surprised there's no trades yet. There's usually 1 or 2 by this point.
he a good boy he dindu nuffin
>>68875529
maybe everyone is waiting to see if columbus is gonna move the 3rd pick
>>68875539
isn't that where the other kane raped a girl
>>68875529
Bettman saving them for the draft so he can go full on We Have A Trade To Announce
>>68875539
>Bottom's up
sounds like a gay bar
>>68875497
Don't worry, Melnyk will die soon enough. Who do you think the Sens take with their 1st?
This just in pulju is going #1
H A P P E N I N G
>>68875574
>melnyk
>not having an infinite source of livers on hand
wew
Haven't been paying much attention to draft news outside of the top picks. Is Jakob Chychrun still expected to fall?
>>68875606
Real?
Whoever Las Vegas drafts, I hope it's not memey.
>>68875606
if real oilels got robbed
>>68875625
Its Dregar, not Dreger
>>68875625
What the fuck do you think?
>>68875606
>no blue checkmark
shut up nigger
>>68875331
Been hoping that for two years now, I'd take that trade in a heartbeat McDonagh, Shattenkirk, and Klein is a solid top 3 D. Now if only Staal and/or Girardi would just die already
Seems pretty likely Columbus is going to trade #3 pick.
>>68875543
I bet they will. Calgary's going hard for it.
>>68875550
That fucking guy must love getting booed.
>>68875666
>>68875666
>>68875666
ny/new/uutiset
>>68875331
>>68875657
Nash for Shattenkirk was already confirmed not happening.
If Rags are getting Shattenkirk word is they have to give up Kreider to get him.
>>68875673
>uutiset
>>68875663
You should read the book written about him
Dude fucking loves his job and he loves the passion that fans direct towards him
>>68875679
Def worth considering that too, I'm not convinced Krieder is ever gonna consistently play up to his potential and I'd rather they keep Miller and Fast and maybe Hayes as well
