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Vinny edition
Karlsson is a meme
>>68853334
I miss you Vinny. You were great.
>>68853355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6aXkOHFqHc
Vinny jersey retired in Tampa against the Kings next season?
who's drafting beanman
>>68853356
So was his hair
When does the draft start?
>>68853397
Rags
lgtss
>>68853411
>Karlsson breaks records
>better contributor to his team
>Doughty wins it as a lifetime achievement award
top lel
>Karlsson is the best Dman
>They shouldn't give the MVP to a rapist
https://www.nhl.com/video/jagr-nets-...804/c-42422503"
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=844757
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=858722
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=866043
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=883435
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=883429
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=888012
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=889705
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=899894
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=914820
https://www.nhl.com/video/trochecks-...804/c-42430403
https://www.nhl.com/video/letang-giv...562/c-40722603
https://www.nhl.com/video/crosby-com...562/c-40733103
Turnovers in defensive zone:
https://www.nhl.com/video/athanasiou...634/c-41636003
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=927767
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=885161
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=887750
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=899828
Careless positioning in O-zone (even if he doesn't give the puck away, he's leaving his team in awful position if anything goes wrong in the O-zone):
https://www.nhl.com/video/saads-3rd-...092/c-41329903
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=862081
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=896128
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=901419
https://www.nhl.com/video/eberle-sco...434/c-40836103
https://www.nhl.com/video/palat-doub...622/c-42128403
https://www.nhl.com/video/niederreit...526/c-42575403
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=844060
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=846739
Weak D against opposition's transition game/getting walked around:
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=870491
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=855322
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=876086
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=925397
https://www.nhl.com/video/draisaitl-...434/c-40847903
https://www.nhl.com/video/gaudreau-d...850/c-41920203
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=847532
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=862051
>>68853446
>>68853466
Hi fedoraposting. I thought I saw the last of you in /nfl/
>>68853419
but beanman is projected to go in the first round
>rags
Poor presence in front of the net:
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=888006
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=891752
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=899751
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=911634
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=919242
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=935902
https://www.nhl.com/video/richards-s...634/c-41638003
https://www.nhl.com/video/gaudreau-s...850/c-41921103
https://www.nhl.com/video/jaskin-ope...272/c-42025903
https://www.nhl.com/video/huberdeau-...804/c-42426703
https://www.nhl.com/video/bartkowski...792/c-41845703
https://www.nhl.com/video/bartkowski...792/c-41843503
https://www.nhl.com/video/atkinsons-...092/c-41325703
Defensive awareness/losing assignments:
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=932526
https://www.nhl.com/video/jenner-ope...092/c-41322103
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=843717
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=932448
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=853696
https://www.nhl.com/video/paquette-o...622/c-42126703
https://www.nhl.com/video/moulsons-b...454/c-41451903
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=870820
http://video.senators.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=891578
http://www.ottawasun.com/2016/03/10/ottawa-senators-defenceman-erik-karlsson-simply-cant-make-this-kind-of-mistake
>>68853467
Every defenseman makes mistake.
You niggas underestimate the fact Karlsson
-lead the league in assists
-had the second most tkaeaways for dmen
-made the sens have a way better shot differential when he is on the ice
-lead dmen in points(again) WHILE beating out the second highest scorer on his team by 20 points
If the Sens actualy made the playoffs, the NOrris would have been his no question.
>>68853435
Stop posting fucktard
>>68853536
>If the Sens actualy made the playoffs, the NOrris would have been his no question.
But they didn't, so he didn't
>>68853536
>he uses takeaways as an example
lol. know how many takeaways they gave doughty this season? 10.
stop posting useless stats
>>68853577
Not an argument.
>>68853607
Takeaways are a pretty good measure of defense. And if you don't like that, the chart I posted above is all the proof you need.
>>68853651
You've made your opinion clear, and nobody agrees with you. Move on to something else.
>>68853651
He's saying that because takeaways aren't as black and white as shot blocks or something, they're up to the score keeper to decide and the score keeper could be retarded and not count takeaways when they actually were
>>68853768
Okay, I'll accept that posters on /hoc/ suck at hockey knowledge enough not to recognize 2-time Norris winner Erik Karlsson isn't an elite defenseman.
I'll stop with all the objective numbers and records, since it is all my opinion.
>>68853467
>>68853483
>>68853497
My new favorite pasta thanks
>>68853825
geez mate how mad are you?
who said he wasn't elite?
you act like it is some atrocity he didn't win
>>68853894
>Heh, it's not like Doughty ever makes mistakes.
Why are Americans so shit at discussing hockey?
>>68853825
The argument is whether he should have won the Norris over Doughty or not
And if you know so fucking much about hockey go be a GM or something
Come for the hockey
Stay for the memes
>>68853355
Wild bill or nigger will
wild bill got a new contract William karlsson extends his contract 2 years for the jackets
>>68854056
$1M per year
>Bergevin to address media at 5:30PM EST
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>Bergevin to address media at 5:30PM EST
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>Bergevin to address media at 5:30PM EST
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>Bergevin to address media at 5:30PM EST
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>Bergevin to address media at 5:30PM EST
HAPPENING
>>68854097
Nice good contract for the jackets
>>68854140
Yep
>>68854107
it's lucic, per someone i trust
>2 days away from judgement day
>literally a full offseason, a full season, and into another off season
>literally
>zero
>fucking
>stamkos news
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>>68854235
Gonna be pissed if he pulls some Lebron shit and announces where he signs a month later
>only 2 of the 3 Norris finalists spent time on the penalty kill
Can you guys guess who the outsider was?
>Individual awards based on subjective opinions are staple in North American sports
subban to the predators. return is "big"
why you guys so hyped over Pulju and Laine?
>>68854313
It's the same thing in Sweden too m8
>>68854339
i know
this country is at the end of north american transatlantic pipeline
>tfw all the non-Matthews centers in this draft are shit
>>68854266
all of them spent time on pk
>>68854107
is he actually or is this a meme, if its a meme i was trolled by it, so all my internets to you sir
>>68854399
>tfw connected to the Baltic memeline
>tfw North America isn't
>>68854424
Keller is elite, best center not named Matthews
what happen to Perke Perkeleinen
>Karlsson wasn't even considered for Hart
>>68854505
lol. the idiosyncratic behavior of "have you ever even played dude" is cross-cultural and transcends languages too
>There are people here unironically considering to draft finnish permacrocked busts that not even Kekäläinen (KEK-älainen) would draft
reminder to add 20 draft spots to the prospect ranking of all finnish hockey players
>>68854520
Bust
>>68854525
You're joking right?
>hop on internet
>see we got an expansion team for the NHL
>all I see are Quebec babies crying about how they should have gotten the team
>purists crying about "muh hockey in the desert"
>all this asspain
>mfw
>>68854599
>Cucknada
>an icehockey team in a state with no ice
explain
>>68854599
What was your face when Gary said that the main reason why Quebec didn't get a team is because of the low canadian dollar?
>>68854599
>>68854607
same guy, underage or just irrevocably reddit sensibilities
>>68854640
>being so obsessed with Reddit that you mention it in every post for the last several months
Sorry you lost all your up vote points lad
>>68854619
Plenty of ice in the Sierra Nevadas, their tallest mountain is 3* higher than yours.
>sweden is this mad
Look Sven, I like you, I really like you. And I think Karlsson way deserved it more than Doughty, and the Kongs refpucked the Norris. But let it go.
If you don't, I'm going to have to be Best Friends with Finland again.
>>68854619
The Lightning reside in Florida and theyre one of the top teams in the NHL. Tbh senpai location doesn't matter. The Vegas team already has 14K tickets sold.
>>68854658
How Reddit of you. I bet you think the person who hates Slovakia is just one person, right?
>>68854658
there's literally nothing wrong with the website reddit, it's just that you ooze "i don't belong here" and make really misguided attempts at assimilating your language and style to that of this site, but it just comes off as embarrassing and somewhat ingratiating and smarmy. to me, it's really transparent, but maybe i'm wrong and i'm the only one who feels that way.
>>68854626
I got mad when Gary went into the
>geographical imbalance if we add another team to the Eastern Conference, which currently has 16 teams to the West's 14
That's only because they moved Detroit and Columbus.
>>68854705
Probably, Slovakia is usually cool much cooler than Greece
>>68854681
>top teams in the league
Until next year when the team falls apart and the "fans" leave just like they did in 2007
>FIRST OF ALL THIS KID'S DYNAMITE, MEAN AS A JUNKYARD DOG CAN DO STUFF, NOT GONNA BE GRETZKY OR MARIO BUT HE'S GOING TO BE THE NEXT BOBBY ORR, MAYBE TOUGHER. I LIKE BRENT BURNS AND I LIKE DREW DOUGHTY ALL GOOD PATIENT GUYS BUT ARE YOU DUMB DUMB DUMB NOT GIVING THE NORRIS TO THE GOOD OLE ONTARIO BOY PLAYING FOR ONTARIO'S TEAM IN OUR NATIONS CAPITAL THE OTTAWA SENATORS BY THE NAME OF ERIC CARLSON OF LANDBRIDGE, ONTARIO? LETS JUST BE HONEST ABOUT THIS LET'S LAY THE CARDS ON THE TABLE WHY ISN'T HE WINNING THE NORRS?
>>68854717
It was rigged from the start. I knew it the minute they put Detroit in the east.
>>68854717
>tfw glad that Detroit is playing in the east since it means that I can watch more of their games
>>68854754
honestly now that you put it that way sweden i kind of agree
>>68854705
bet you're the guy who thinks 'slovakia' is one person
>>68854713
you can always pick his posts out of every thread. it isn't just you
>>68854717
>>68854770
It was a timezone thing. Eastern Time Zone is the Beast Time Zone so we only play against other beasters.
>>68854816
>open /hoc/
>call everyone and everything reddit
>act like an asspained loser
>>68854843
t. reddit
USA > binland > sweden > canada
prove me wrong
If you think this boy isnt going first overall you are a delusional laffs fan and ALSO a redditor
>>68854899
always love a good goof from you finns *laughs*
>>68854896
Funny because this is the exact opposite of what happened in Sochi
>>68854899
>>68854943
How could /hoc/ even survive without Finland?
>>68854956
Americlaps btfo
>>68854899
Do you even /rare puljus/?
>>68855025
wonder what my mum would think if she knew I have pictures of finnish children saved on my computer
>>68855025
>>68855091
Absolute autism, both of you
>Cantcups
>>68855091
What would she think if she found this rare pulju?
>>68855111
Not most autism in this thread though
>>68855025
Thats one of the earliest pictures of pulju ive seen, nice find
>>68855145
bit gay desu
>"Ray Ferraro says he thinks there's a greater than 50% chance PK Subban changes teams this weekend."
H A P P E N I N G
>"Ray Ferraro says he thinks there's a greater than 50% chance PK Subban changes teams this weekend."
H A P P E N I N G
>"Ray Ferraro says he thinks there's a greater than 50% chance PK Subban changes teams this weekend."
H A P P E N I N G
>"Ray Ferraro says he thinks there's a greater than 50% chance PK Subban changes teams this weekend."
H A P P E N I N G
>>68855148
Thanks
So who's winning the puljub owl?
Is two crucial positions being a Finn, a GM and a star player, too much autism for one team?
>>68855145
I won't go that far as to save that one
yet
>>68855211
Habs at 4
>>68854754
Now that I think about it, he IS a good ol' Ontariah boy.
>>68855145
>tumblr filename
of course
This is puljus all time favorite song. How is his music taste?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0PhDb81nCM
I don't think Subban could survive in a market outside of Montreal. He's literally ingrained into Montreal culture at this point.
>>68855211
Autists are easier to control than rapists, just give 'im a gameboy or something.
>>68855211
They should trade for >finnish goaltending and >finnish """"""""""""""""defencemen"""""""""""""""" to complete the meme
>>68855362
>tfw no Evelina gf
>>68855176
Why would Montreal trade him?
>>68854107
>>68854318
>>68854456
>>68854956
>>68855176
>>68855396
>Habs GM Bergevin has just pushed his presser back to 6:15.
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
IT'S GOIN DOWN BOYS HHOOLLYYSSHHIITT
>>68855463
Bye bye Subber.
>>68855025
Moooooooods
>>68855145
mirin' dat pulju
where's the nigger going?
bergevin stream when
Trade Nash already.
If Doughty and Subban get a Norris, does Weber ever get one?
He's been fucked over playing in a irrelevant market.
>>68855579
Done. I've sent him to Las Vegas.
>>68855614
Thanks :)
>>68855607
He hasnt been as good as he was a few years ago
What are the odds the bean man slips to Detroit at 16?
>>68855675
>pizza arena
kek
>>68855145
Who's the giant standing on the right?
>>68855773
A forest finn
>>68855773
It's a Varl.
>>68855675
>mushrooms
ewww
>>68855176
He's going to Florida lads.
>>68855833
Underage: the post
>>68855848
No he's going to Shitterpeg.
SUBBAN
FAULK
HANIFIN
SLAVIN
PESCE
MCKEOWN
FLEURY
CARRICK
>>68854735
they still sold out 80-85% of the seats on average when they were worst in the league
Let's settle this stupid argument. Who would you rather have as your #1 defenseman, a guy logging 26+ minutes a night, playing and contributing in all zones and playing more time than anybody else in all situations, Doughty or Karlsson?
If you pick Karlsson, I hope you have an elite goaltender.
i can't imagine the return for subban and you gotta think the habs will swing something else for a top 4 pmd. i'm wondering if it's going to be with edmonton and be a package around taylor hall. i really can't suss it out.
>>68855958
Subban and thier first for hall and 4th
they get their meme french center dubois and a top 5 winger in hall
>>68855952
im picking Karlsson because he's almost a guarantee pp goal
>>68855958
Why would the Habs need a dman when Price does all the work anyways?
>Predators co-owner David Freeman has sued the team for $250 million.
qUEBEC pREDATORS
>>68855988
draisatl and 4 for subban. habs take sergachev at 9 and frog at 4
>>68855958
Watch it be Subban for Drai, Edm 1st, and they exchange some bottom six forwards because why the fuck not
Habs dump Subban to Edmonton get a decent return than pickup one of the Rangers D they are trying to dump.
Whereever he goes Mtl retain salary
>>68856062
No. Atlantic City Burple Nurples lol.
>>68856071
how did I miss this one god damnit
>>68856071
>>68856078
this is literally what will happen. i bet eller goes to the tundra and hendricks to frogland
>mfw bergivin trades subban for a bag of pucks and then announces his retirement as the city of Montreal burns to the ground
Where's Berg? It's been 5 minutes.
>Way to go Doughty for the best defenceman. Finally a real defenceman wins, not an offensive defenceman like the previous winners. Doughty scores, hits, fights and blocks shots, the way a defenceman should. Now I will have to work next year on Shea Weber, another beauty.
>>68856071
sergachev is nhl ready and so is dubois. they'd be inserted right away. i want to say, and it's a little dumb, but habs come out of this the better. draisatl and dubois up the middle is no meme and sergachev is no meme.
what time is the draft tomorrow?
>>68856205
7 est bitch
>mfw I drove PK out of da 'real
>>68856143
Now it's been 11.
>>68856227
what time is that in ouest?
>>68856113
Feels good!
>>68856205
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=NHL+draft+2016
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>>68856278
CONFIRMED
>yfw Subban literally means "the bitch" in Swedish
SUBBAN FOR YAKUPOV AND A 4TH CONFIRMED
>>68856317
lol imagine
>>68856317
KEK GET BTFO HABS FAGGOTS
>>68856317
HOLY FCUK ITS REAL
Why the fuck is the draft at night this time?
>>68856376
first round is always at night
How drunk was Bergevin when he decided to trade Subban?
>>68856317
EDMONTON BTFO
whats the froggies gm saying
-posted from my phone in traffic
>>68856398
delayed press conference
>>68856398
edmonton wants to trade draisaitl but bergevin wants yakupov intead. Chiarelli isn't having any of that and now we will see what happens.
Is sub an really getting traded
>>68856412
bet the deal got nixed over something like salary retention
>>68856441
:DD
SOURCE ON SUBBAN YOU NIGGERS OR GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68856441
I don't see why you would want Yakupov at this point, Edmonton needs to pull the trigger on this now.
Bob McKenzie @SportsnetBob 3m3 minutes ago
PK Subban has been traded. GM Marc Bergevin will announce details momentarily.
We believe it's Anaheim.
HAPPENING
>>68856442
Already has
>>68856412
>delay 15 minutes
>still don't start it after 25 minutes
what a fucking schmuck
>>68856488
>Lindholm + something to Montreal
>>68856488
No way it's anaheim
>>68856488
>anahiem
nigger pls
>>68856500
lol anaheim btfo
>>68856488
O FUK BOB TRADED TO SPORTSNET NOOOOO
Subban going to dedmonton still won't make them good imo
Look at Montreal, he was their only good dman and they didn't make the playoffs. You need someone more solid and dependable behind him
>>68856488
>SportsnetBob
lel
Bob McKenzie @SportsnetBob 2m2 minutes ago
Fake account? I'm a fake as Pam Anderson tits.....wait bad example.
>>68856518
pk will never be 'the guy' on a contender, but edmonton just wants someone to get the puck to their 10 thousand pure scorers
I need some shit to happen here. I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for a big trade.
>>68856540
pongs have shown that a stacked front end with a couple playmakers on your d can win cups
speed is the name of the game now and subban would fit in well there with edmonton
>>68856518
kek
subban is a fucking beast, but montreal has always been carried thanks to Price
hey what's up hoc
>>68856583
I wish the Brodeur rule was gone. Devils will win the cup this year.
ITS HABBENIG XDDDDDDD:
>>68856583
pens played a dead-legged, lethargic shitter team in the final, but i agree with you. i think it has a little more to do with footspeed and puck retrieval than what you're saying, though.
Relevant
PK for Datsyuk contract and Larkin
We have Markov, we dont need PK
>>68856583
>>68856647
Stop talking hockey civilly in here. Why don't you just get married
>>68856647
in the final, yes, san jose was sluggish but it was only highlighted even more.
the caps/pongs series is a better example though of what they can do to good teams.
>>68856681
>Amerishits
why does this faggot have to speak french can we just nuke quebec already? move the habs to atlanta first though
Apparently Flames are after Oilers' 4th pick. Only player that makes sense in that scenario is Hamilton.
>>68856676
relevant
>>68856697
He's just mad he can't meme and shitpost like an idiot.
and nothing happened
thanks for coming out
>>68856708
>"I have never shopped P.K. Subban, but I can't prevent teams from calling."
IT'S OVER PACK IT UP BOYS
>>68856728
This for you wetbacks ans tyrones who dont know french
>>68856716
Relevant
>>68856684
>the caps/pongs series is a better example though of what they can do to good teams
Out-goalie them?
>>68856680
Frigg off homo, wongs won't trade larkin
>>68856745
>>68856728
I see you're reading the /r/hockey live thread? Upvoted!
>>68856748
thanks anon thats bretty gud :DD
>>68856763
>go to /hoc/
>call everyone reddit
>get mad at everything
why do you come here?
>>68856763
no I follow Kukla's Korner on twitter
>>68856748
kek
so what was the point of the conference
suck my dick you french bitch lol why did he call a press conference was he bored
>>68856773
You're welcome :)
reminder that atlanta will never get another team and all the "people" there are inbred retards
>English WOOO
kek
is the draft on now?
WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW BERGEVIN YOU BITCH
>>68856872
Why do you get so mad at Publix states? fyi Atlanta still has a team lol.
dallas is neo thrashers, seguin is heatley and benn is big dick kovalchuk. starring kari lehtonen as himself. plus its hot af and in the 'south'... and lets be real, they aint got no fans lol
>>68856890
Yeah. Picks start in an hour
>>68856927
Pullju on Devils?
>>68856943
Lmao fuck no you retard
SUBBAN TO TORONTO CONFIRMED
>>68856963
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
>>68856890
>>68856943
the draft is at this time tomorrow
m arc bergevin pay me 20k canadiasn emeralds (50 dollar Us) to lick precums off From my femcock while im jacking it. he didt masturbate
>>68856905
I enjoy triggering atlanta cucks because I am a jets fan and I actually go to games, does this upset you?
>Elliotte FriedmanVerified account
>@FriedgeHNIC
>Asked by @drosennhl if it was realistic a Subban >trade could happen, Bergevin answered "No."
Shut the fuck up all of you
>>68856607
hi grease
how come your soccer team is so much worse than 12 years ago?
>>68857000
No, not at all. I went to Trashers games too.
>>68857018
I don't know
and frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
one of my professors was accused in a scandal involving the national betting organisation
true story
--George Richards-- @GeorgeRichards
.@FlaPanthers new backup goalie Reto Berra has one year left on three-year deal signed w/ #Avs ... Making $1.5 million
>>68857026
Sure thing faggot
>>68857070
fatlanta hahahahahaha
>>68857070
Not like it matters now. I find it kind of pitiful you obsess over the team lol.
>>68857092
didnt matter then either obvs
LEL
Will he do it?
>>68857056
Did you know Greece is better than Mongolia at hockey?
http://www.iihf.com/home-of-hockey/championships/world-ranking/mens-world-ranking/2016-ranking/
>>68857127
Absolutely not
>mfw there are at least 3 atlanta fans in /hoc/
>1 winninigger
Hey you abo fuck, don't you have some listerine to chug?
>>68857116
2bh the team failed because of complete mismanagement. They rarely promoted the team anywhere and I say this as a man who lived in Atlanta, the city is full of fair weather fans. The Trashers were shit. They didn't sell for shit because of that. I myself moved here after the team moved so I had no real attachment to them lol. At least they do support the Gladiators well.
>>68857220
looking forward to opening night desu
>>68857247
Me too, I'm going to renew my season tickets.
>>68857190
Too bad you couldnt translate that into an actual fanbase otherwise my team would still be your team LMAO
>>68857220
the team failed because people in atlanta are fat retards who dont care about any sports let alone a niche sport like hockey as evidenced by the absolutely abysmal attendance
>>68857134
and apparently better than Iceland
>>68857295
Dude you must be autistic. You have a serious complex. Why do you even act like this? Literally why are you so annoying?
>that time Atlanta traded for all the black players in the league in order to get the black people of atlanta to attend games
>>68857368
>getting this mad
Maybe if you cared this much when you had a team it wouldnt have moved
Twice
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN IS ON PERISCOPE BOYS
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1gqGvMRPPdjKB
>>68857397
>the year atlanta gets another team is the year the 1st overall is black
>>68857397
>expecting black people to do anything
what did they mean by this?
>autistic winninigger assblasted about his shit city
have fun getting out of the Central :^)
>>68857427
I just don't understand why you keep meeting instead of giving an actual response. I don't even care about the team I just don't know why you have to shitpost lol.
>>68857397
As someone who lives in Georgia you really shouldn't expect black people to do shit
I've been getting (You)s from harassing Toronto fans on the Have Fun Boards.
>>68857439
>giving a mostly black city a hockey team
>two times
>>68857468
Have fun not attending games
>>68857490
I said the team moved because it didnt have any fans. This isnt a meme, its fact
>>68857569
There. See. Now you can give a level headed response instead of flailing around. See how much easier it is than acting stupid. Good job! I don't even disagree with you. I'll just continue to support my Gladiators instead.
>>68857642
4,000 hockey fans is about all there is in fatlanta.
>winniniggers actually believe this
>>68857134
>Greece
>Being behind the Emirates, who have a ""league"" where a 33 year old russian with 280lbs is considered a professional skater
You can't make that shit up
>fatlantans actually believe this
>>68857724
It's somewhat conceivable 2bh, their prospect pool is deep as hell
>>68857699
The city really wasn't ready for expansion lol. They literally sprung the team up practically overnight without growing the game here. Of course I and my friends played pond hockey in the mountains in the winter. Roller hockey in the summer and beer league whenever.
>>68857777
Yes, because we've seen how well frozen shitholes can retain their prospects and assets :^)
>>68857786
>pond hockey
>in georgia
nigger please
>reading comprehension
>in winnipeg
nigger please
>>68856923
>Tfw being one of the few, if not the only real (non bandwagon) stars fan here
Hey pls no bully
>>68857873
Have you been where I live? I get about 12-18 inches every year, I even go skiing up in Boone, NC. I know it's not as much in Canada.
>winterpeg thinking it can banter with anyone
lmfao
>>68857926
Where did you play pond hockey in fucking georgia lmao
>>68856923
They had some good years with Modano to attract fans. Not to mention one of the best meme championships.
sweeney just says he's considering buyouts and has talked to teams about moving roster players for picks this weekend, likely meaning seidenberg and/or mcquiad.
>>68857959
Hiawasse, GA sometimes Clayton, GA.
>winnipeg giving canada a bad name
what else is new
leave the trashers fans alone, they've been through enough
>>68858022
>lying
doesnt get cold enough there
>>68858059
Are you smoking crack it does lol.
>>68857873
>>68857959
>>68858059
And people think Americans are ignorant about other countries' geography
Northern Georgia is in the Appalachians
>>68858126
>>68858145
You dont understand how cold it has to be to play hockey on a pond
You faggots think 26f is cold
Obviously lying
>>68858182
Actually it gets single digits to a couple below here for a while. Enough for my little pond to freeze and play a game of 3 on 3.
>>68858182
fucking autism
>>68858280
average low=26 degrees
nice try bubba but nobody believes you
>>68858333
That's an average though. It gets to single digits to low teens for usually all of January.
>>68858395
nah
checking it out right now, youre lying
14 degrees for one day this year
12 for one day last year
Not cold enough for long enough to make ice.
EXPOSED
is this pegger autistic? he seems mad. does atlanta have publix? is that the reason?
>>68858524
>get caught lying
>m-m-mad???
nah just laughing, fatlanta getting exposed
>>68858557
nice try idiot
>>68858557
Dude that not even the same dude. I'm the guy you're replying to.
>>68858616
didnt say that was you, just one atlanta cuck defending another
i dont know whats worse, int posting or these two irrelevant teams arguing
>>68858524
yes he is.
atlanta does have publix.
no its not
>>68858687
Honestly I'm not even mad or arguing with him. I've just been posting bullhorn in an effort to get him to respond lol.
>>68858687
but atlanta doesnt have an NHL team though
d-d-does any wanna talk about the draft tomorrow?
>>68858779
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>>68858821
I do.
>>68858781
lmao I knew I was right, doesnt get cold enough to skate on a pond in your retarded hillbilly state
>Oilers doing nothing
Who will be le can't skate or score man 2.0?
>>68858870
mcilrath for 4th overall confirmed
>>68858870
subban
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcYFdKo3LWs
>>68858853
It does on occasion. Two years ago it did. In 1993 I got three feet of snow. Thanks for replying.
>>68859006
just because it snows doesnt mean its cold enough for pond hockey bro. If you had ever done it you'd know this
>>68859072
I know I used to live in California, Texas, and North Dakota before I came to Georgia. I just wanted your (You)s for fun lol.
>>68859114
so you tried to get totally blown the fuck out?
>>68859175
I'm just messing around. I'm not even a Trashers fan lol. There's really not much going on in /hoc/ so I figured I'd shitpost a bit. I'm actually not a fan of any team lol.
How do I marry a Panthers qt?
>>68859291
Ask her first, lol.
>>68859263
Probably the biggest backpedal I have ever seen
WEW
TOMORROW
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>>68856258
#1 - no internet
#2 - google doesn't work
>>68859368
It's not a backpedal m8. I gave my hand up early on in the "discussion." I said I became a fan when I moved here, but I moved here well after the Trashers left lol. I lied about the weather, which he noticed.
>>68859417
Then how the fuck are you posting Kippers? Do you have a telepathic link to the internet?
>>68859425
backpedal some more
When is the draft?
>>68859499
September
>>68859481
Why did you still give an idiot a (You)? He literally mentioned he was trying to get them. God you fucking leafs are stupid as shit.
>>68859425
>lol
Further evidence to never take anyone seriously who actually types "lol".
>>68859601
Ehh. Nice one. I googled already though.
>>68859621
2bh I kinda cringe at people who use it in real life.
post hockey
>>68859682
I like hockey.
@68859606
I am enjoying his backpedaling desu
>>68859675
I cringed when you typed "2bh"
>>68859682
Why would you wear a Sweden jersey to a NHL game?
>>68859713
But why?
>>68859417
Guess you'll just have to post butt
>hockey fans in Georgia
>>68859719
>finnish memetending
When is the draft?
>>68859793
24 Canadian hours
>>68859719
hes never been the same since his gf got blacked
fugg Pekka.
>>68859773
It is kinda funny when you think about it. But I guess they have to exist since they have a team and apparently shitposters too.
>>68859744
Its pretty funny how I completely destroyed him in the argument and the backpedaling and damage control is just icing on the cake
That is why we are here, to argue about sports
>>68859827
To me, no offense, it just looked like you two were just spazzing out.
>>68859812
so 17.15 american hours?
>>68859857
About as much, depending on market forecasts.
>>68859853
that's a good summation of it watching it from afar
And that's it. I won't blame Pekka for losing, but there was a time he was an undisputed top 3 and could make a case for #1. Now he just cracks 10. Now he just memes every day.
But hey, have some animu.
>>68859853
I mean, he was trying to tell me about playing pond hockey in georgia. Something I know a lot about having actually built outdoor rinks. Its like a copyright lawyer getting in an argument about copyright with a plumber. Its pretty satisfying when you can use your knowledge and completely rek someone.
>>68859912
>>68859935
To be honest it was kind of funny. He just kept going and you just kept going. I think we need some shitposting to break up the monotony. At least it's better than /int/posting because it actually pertains to the subject.
When is the draft?
>>68860058
17 american hours
Pooljar will likely go to the CBJ.
t. Columbus.
>>68859932
>perds fan
Some of you guys are alright.
Don't trade for shitty defencemen tomorrow.
Who is the Frölunda of the NHL?
Why does no one use wood sticks anymore?
These 1 dimensional, shutdown defencemen using composites using a tool to increase their offensive productivity are idiots and should be using wood.
>>68860254
PK for Neon Dion confirmed.
>>68860254
Will do.
>>68860287
1 dimensional shutdown defencemen are already retards, you should be glad they can tie their own skates
>>68860287
It weighs them down too much. I think some goalies were still using wood up until a few years ago.
>>68860287
I buy a bunch of cheap wood sticks to decorate my TV room.
When is the draft?
>>68860477
2.98 minutes from now.
>>68859823
>they have a team
They don't, it got moved years ago.
>>68860477
You just missed it, it happened last year about this time.
>>68860477
In 43 Finnish minutes.
>>68860499
I was referring to their ECHL team.
>>68860287
Even meme shutdown D need to be able to handle the puck, this isn't the 80s
>>68860178
more accurate representation right here
>>68860575
>NHL player can't handle a puck with a wood stick
>>68860477
1 Kings fan lifetime
>shutdown defensemen
>meme
what the fuck did you just say to me kid?
>>68860684
You aren't near as fast with a wood stick compared to a composite fa m
>>68860664
I travel up to Nashville to watch games when the Bolts are out of town.
>>68860684
Everyone else has high- grade equipment. It levels the playing field a little.
And the rookies play like beer leaugers when given equipment they're not used to. Look up "Morgan Rielly wood stick" I think there's some goofy video of him struggling in practice.
>People actually think a defenseman who can't play defense should win the award for best defeseman because he scored points
When Karlsson does this let me know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=967B8PJeDHQ
Will the Las Vegas Flamingos actually win a stan lee cup?
You know what would be funny? If the league put a team in Jacksonville. I live outside of Valdosta, GA and Jacksonville is like 2 hours away. Could you imagine 3 teams in >Florida?
>>68860747
>tranpa gay talking about other fanbases
WEW LAD. We might be Publix brothers, but you better check yourself.
>>68860827
I for one would like them to.
What channel is the draft tonight? I don't see it on NBC or NBCSN?
>>68860827
Not until they move to Quebec.
>>68860869
It's tomorrow m8
>>68860767
>And the rookies play like beer leaugers when given equipment they're not used to.
This is the big one. Players that make the NHL used to have respectable offensive ability
>>68860869
>tonight
bruh
>>68860884
Quebec will never get a team again. Deal with it. Neither will Hartford or Atlanta.
>>68860834
>publix brothers
>trying to force any kind of similarities between us
ducks are the only bros for us
>>68860924
They also said that about Winnipeg and here they are.
>>68860924
Hurricanes will just move a couple miles south to Atlanta. Everyone will be happy.
>Dreger: Oilers having difficulty getting anyone to bite on a 3rd for Yakupov.
>>68860903
I'm sure some of the older or more versatile players could play well with anything. But the "pure skill, no grind" kids wouldn't even make it in the minor leagues.
>>68860964
I won't. That's Carolina's team. Their fans deserve better. They won a cup there, so they should stay there.
>ZERO (0) Tranpa fans on /hoc/ since getting btfo by pongs
Good fucking riddance. Those dumb sandwich niggers are objectively the worst fanbase on /hoc/
Can someone edit this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK3YtHCx-4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKbM5v_ovmo
so it shows Pulju yelling instead of brock lesnar
>>68861001
Literally right here m8.
>>68861001
>Detroit still this ass blasted
im surprised you didnt stop once you realized the bruce jenner wannabe canadian started sucking your dick
DUPER OR ZUCC
>>68861051
jagr
>>68861051
Callahan lel.
>>68861068
>68xxxx68
based
>>68860967
Did Edmonton inject Yakupov with AIDS or something?
>>68860575
bergeron used a wooden stick until like 2009. brindamour did forever too. bergeron scored thirty with them post lockout.
>>68861215
He's a bust
>>68861221
naslund always used them too
>>68861221
brindamour played in a different era
Are you talking about patrice bergeron?
the clip art pig has evolved lads
>>68861365
yes. there are a number of modern players who preferred them and used them in the nhl until around 2008-2010.
>>68861414
And don't any more because they are terrible to handle pucks with
>>68861365
he played until 2010 and always used wood. two other guys i remember are hejduk and brad stuart
>>68861462
i agree, was just saying it isn't that absurd or farfetched of a thing to say
>>68861215
>bust
>shitty attitude
>will flee to russia next summer
>>68861545
Do you play?
You'd know the difference I think if you did. I grew up playing with wooden sticks, switched probably in 2004ish when the synergies really started coming out.
The only players who still played with wooden sticks until 2008 likely grew up playing with them and were afraid of changing
What's your personal choice of stick?
>>68861621
i grew up using wood as well but didn't switch over until my senior year of hs in 2009ish. i preferred composite immediately, but it was a financial thing for me. i had used friends' obviously before but only briefly
When is the draft?
Jesse looks the most normal of them
>>68861621
I played as a kid and beer league for a bit. I started using the one piece sticks around 2011. There's definitely a big difference, but I never bought the $300 ones. Just whatever was cheap. I have no idea how I would play with those light as a feather ones.
Hey guys im an american lol yeah im so great the only thing greater than me is a McDonald TM hamburger which you can buy at your local McDonalds TM store for only $3.000 McDonalds TM hamburgers are made with the finest ingredients and are assured to bring you a great taste sensation
>>68861828
I just want to see Toronto not draft Auston Matthews.
>>68861834
McDonald's is gross. Cook-Out is where it's at.
>>68861834
mcdonalds sounds pretty good right about now
>>68861816
I used to get free synergys but now I just buy whatever, its fucking beer league anyway. You can get a really good stick for under 150 now.
>>68861860
Too bad faggot he's coming here
>>68861913
I don't want him to get crucified by the media for his team's failures.
>>68861903
what flex
>>68861940
Maybe he should git gud then
>>68861828
>mfw Bulju goes 4th overall to the Oilers
>>68861963
75
its a tacks 20 landeskogg
>>68861760
>no khaki cargo shorts
>>68862028
literally same, haha
Based Ron
>>68862077
DELETE THIS
>>68862172
I want to high five Ron.
>>68862162
>>68862077
>>68862024
bulju on HIRVIÖ
>>68862149
lmao really?
got 2 of them at canadian tire for like 130 bucks
is pulju a karjalanpaisti and potatoes kind of player?
>>68861828
>PIT FROM EDM
>BOS FROM ARI
o fuk!
>>68862245
i paid... more
>>68862295
He's the kind of guy to still have Moomins underwear.
>>68862359
i imagine hockey sticks are the one thing that is cheaper in canada
https://www.periscope.tv/ben_scrivens/1djGXwEXnyjKZ
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>>68862024
>>68862024
>>68862024
>>68862024
You mean Penguins.
>>68862458
>watching a dude get dressed
>>68862486
>not being gay for based scribbles
>Gudas 4 yrs $3.35 million AAV
did they meme themselves?
>zero trades
This sport fucking blows
When is the draft?
ded gaem
>>68862791
wait until tomorrow friend
>rags
dead thread
dead general
dead sport
Biggest question: Will Leafs trade down and pick Tkachuk? Or are we looking at the Leafs having two top centres?
What does the UK leaving the EU mean for /hoc/? Will we get more British GOATs?
>>68863619
No chance they trade the pick. They're 100% drafting Matthews.
>>68863619
Nylander is too small to be a centre. Naz will never be a top centreman and Bozak is about the same as Naz. Mathews is better than any of them
>>68863680
They had fans at one point, sad to see I'm not so sure now. But then again they haven't been a good team since 2009.
>>68863579
everyone's following the england's EU vote
>>68863691
Nylander will be a great top 6 forward but he ain't a center. Not big enough or defensively responsible enough. The moment I saw him I pegged him as a winger.
>>68863579
too happy watching the brexit polls
>>68863631
Nope. It means conservashits ruined Europe because imaginary immigration problems.
Also, England's hockey league is now dead, because the british pound is completely worthless now.
>>68864020
>now
it was always monopoly money
>>68864020
this is what liberals actually believe
THEY FUCKING DID IT
>>68864163
I've had c-span on since the dems in congress went crazy last night and its been carrying brexit stuff since I got home tonight. good shit
>>68864020
haha. Im hoping Finland will also leave the sinking ship of euro and EU before it's too late.
>>68864201
Same. I thought our media was bad, but jesus christ these ITV folks are on suicide watch.
>>68864131
tell me again how immigrants are the reason you still live in mommys basement? pathetic cuck
>>68863691
What about Uncle Leo?
>>68864335
maybe one day you'll learn how to bait properly
>>68864020
>England's hockey league is now dead
pls talk more about a league you don't follow
>>68864418
>want to congratulate you
>half of bongland posters in /hoc/ are scottish
>50% chance you just got BTFO
well congrats anyway
>>68864467
northerner but not scot
thanks
tbqhwy i don't think it's going to change anything tho
>>68864553
well it's going to at least stop all your factories from leaving and going to cheaper shitty countries in the EU. if only we could achieve that with a wall
england has had enough of brown people. america will vote in trump because sick of brown people. genocide when
>brexit wins
>trump will win
>trudeau still going strong
JUST
>>68864877
NOT
>>68864877
we will be one
habs fans on suicide watch when
>>68864976
Around 7pm EST on June 24th.
>>68864976
hasb fans are always on suicide watch
>>68865158
this 2bh
>>68864877
We'll trade our cucks for uncucked Canadians after Trump wins
>>68865277
I'll do that trade.
there won't be any big trades tomorrow and even sweeney will make safe picks. this draft will be as dull as the scf
>doughty still won the Norris
wtf lads
>>68865490
>le score a lot and has shit team mates man
Fuck off kiddo don't make me post all those karlsshit videos
>>68865567
>Le 2nd best life time achievement award man
Karlsson was robbed.
>>68865717
The only thing karlsshit was robbed of was his anal virginity on this play
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dtn2TASmck
>>68865468
I see Subban getting moved and being the biggest deal of the day, then a goalie or two (see Fleury or Bishop).
this is a really really fucking comfy week lads
>ford wins le mans class
>brexit
>golfing tomorrow morning, come back and watch NHL draft
>made some good money at work this week
how could this week possibly get any more comfy lads? i genuinely cannot think of any way
>>68865865
Canada gets nuked into orbit?
>>68865882
i like Canada, just not their meme pm
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