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Adelaide Crows vs North Melbourne Kangaroos at the Adelaide Oval, 19:20 ACST
>>68843543
Crows win by 10 goals.
102-41
>>68843584
Brave prediction
What's for dinner lads?
>>68843822
Potato & Leek soup lad, might get some butter chicken later though
>>68843822
Chicken tenderloins, with morrocan seasoning.
Salad, (baby spinach, cucumber, red capiscan, carrot, feta cheese, olive oil and balsamic vinegar.
>>68843876
Sounds good
>Collingwood's new theme song after the Eddie McGuire scandal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnuuYcqhzCE
who /dabloos/ here
>>68843927
Eddie did nothing wrong.
>>68843584
I going for North for delicious 5AA meltdowns.
Best scenarios, Crows lead the whole game and lose in final minutes OR they just getcompletely flogged start to finish.
meme magic make it so
North are absolute pretenders. Adelaide by plenty.
>>68844012
It's way overblown, it really is. Even had these domestic violence people chiming in
>north to go from 9-0 to 10-4
Crows to win by 40
Derpmott says all TNF fixtures should be under the roof at Etihad so the crowd doesn't get cold, Thursdays are much colder than Fridays and Saturdays as everyone knows
North are actually a big chance to go out of the top 4 after this weekend
>>68843584
wet weather but still can see that happening
>mfw i picked 1-39
oh well refund if they win (which they will)
Unironically think crows by 6+ goals even with the poor weather conditions
Adelaide will win, though not by much. 15 points in my honest opinion.
The draw this year is absurd. The 8 was settled almost 10 weeks ago, and yet, North are still sitting 3rd whereas Adelaide are 8th. Adelaide are mediocre, but more so is North. How the fuck North are sitting 3rd whilst West Coast are 7th is ridiculous. West Coast would easily be sitting in North's place on the ladder, or even above, if not for the ridiculous scheduling of the opposition and the venues in which the games were played at. Away - Hawks, Bulldogs, Sydney, Geelong. Home - Richmond, Brisbane, Collingwood, St Kilda. Invert that and West Coast would be 12 wins, 1 loss. Ridiculous fixturing. And why? Because AFL are scared. They're scared of West Coast cucking the shit out of Cucktoria for a fourth time.
>>68844012
Brad Scott did nothing wrong.
>>68844374
autism
By round 23 North Melbourne will be out of the 8 with Fremantle taking their place inside
>cyril is better than betts
CARN NORTH!
>>68844409
Cuckmantle can win all of their remaining games and it'll mean jack shit. Not possible for them to make the 8 from here.
Who /clearfavouritesbutstillnervous/ here?
quints for da tigs
>>68844417
Both are useless lazy boongs who contribute nothing to their respective teams.
>>68844440
scrappy game but w-we'll win
>>68844441
you must be used to the disappointment
Who /bannedfrombigfooty/ here?
lads
>>68844478
who /neverevenbeenonbigfooty/ here?
>>68844486
Here
What is a "pie night" lads?
Adelaide>Perth
>>68844486
Right here lad
>>68844495
when you have pies at night lad
>>68844499
ohboyherewego.jpg
>>68844486
reporting in.
>>68844486
>>68844491
>>68844503
you're missing out
>>68844495
Boongs being slowly eradicated from AFL as it becomes more professional.
How does that make one feel?
>>68844528
>mfw he still struggles to the read the literal shit he's typed.
I know we don't have a big enough population to support it but I really wish there were more midweek games.
Certainly makes a change from the crippling loneliness and lack of overall purpose in life that plagues me most weeknights.
>Cucktoria
KEK
>>68844528
When did he take the bluepill?
>Worst Cuckstralia
KEK
Fuck this Channel 7 commentary team, I'd unironically rather listen to Rowie and the boys on 5AA.
>>68844540
Thursday night footy is the only viable option really. They tried to pander to BSA's with Monday night footy but that was a colossal failure.
Norf are absolute pretenders
>>68844511
ive actually never been to either "city", was hoping some Worst Ausfailians would bite tho
>>68844540
>>>/nrl/
north are a joke
>>68844544
dubs of truth
>>68844547
He's had the BP suppository in since birth.
r/AFL is better than Bigfooty. Both user bases are shit, but at least r/AFL is an interesting browse. Bigfooty's content is just boring over-moderated trash. Posted something controversial about a moderator's team? Deleted. r/AFL isn't autisticly over-moderated, and as such, the content is of much more interest.
ROOS
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>>68844564
Gr8 b8 m8
>>68844604
thanks, Chen
I hope some cheeky bastard asks Scott what the thought about the umpiring after the game
>>68844581
The main board and the bay are absolute shit, but the footy jumpers, stadiums, fourth estate and afl industry boards are good.
not footy related is absolutely shithouse though
>>68844592
Sure thing, Xiang
>North playing anyone half decent
>>68844581
read any thread on afl reddit about women or shitskins and it beta cuck central, make me wanna throw my guts up.
Fuck this score review shit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HEAVE HO 3 IN A ROW UNNA
not even the umps know what's going on
Fucking bizarre.
That one could go either way but what was up with the muppets not communicating? Sad!
>AFL doing everything it can to punish NORF
kek
>not living in the sporting capital of the world
kys
>rowie calling cheating already
KEK
Squash all AusWORMS.
>>68844689
This.
>>68844689
cool proxy bro
>>68844689
>>>/bundescric/
>>68844675
>victorians actually think VFL premierships are relevant
>>68844705
trap?
>>68844712
are counted towards total so are relevant
21 and got my first driving lesson tomorrow, fucking terrified guys, how did you handle your first lesson?
thanks for reading my blog
>>68844745
Waiter-bro?
>>68844745
pics of ur mum, m8?
>>68844745
>he didn't learn how to drive with his parents and only book a driving lesson as practice the night before your test
You got played senpai
>>68844694
>>68844699
>>68844702
You'd look great under my Timbs thb
>>68844762
Are you a shitskin?
>>68844751
No, i'm a neet
>>68844757
Getting a driving instructor
>>68844762
>Timbs
So they got niggers and Muslims over there now. So progressive.
Dat Adelaide workrate
Guess it helps having an extra week break on your opposition
Fuck sake crows kick straight and you'd be 40 in front
>>68844775
>>68844779
I'm as white as the belly of a Carcharodon carcharias.
>>68844798
k Mohammed
>>68844745
>he pays for petrol so he can drive to work to be a wagecuck and earn his paycheck so he can pay for the petrol needed to go to work to be a wagecuck
>he spends half his years paycheck on his cuckomobile
>he doesn't just purchase a cheap bike off gumtree to use for all of his transport needs
hope you waste $70 tomorrow on your cuckomobile driving lesson
>>68844815
Fuck off dickhead, I don't have a job, my wife's got a new job and I'll need a license to drive my daughter to school.
>>68844827
>wife and daughter at age 21
kek look at this fucking pathetic cuck
kys
>>68844809
"Worms are primitive creatures with no limbs, eyes or ears to provide them with sensory information about their environment."
>>68844849
>not having a wife and daughter at 21
You afraid of having responsibilities or something?
>>68844827
>married at 21
I hope this is bait
>>68844862
>>68844827
>wife and daughter at 21
>daughter is school age
t. mohammad
>Dal Santo thinking he is top shit
>Kicking it to 3 crows
bought myself some gloves lads, pretty warm tbqh
>>68844874
Not that odd, my wife's a bit older than I am.
>>68844815
Inner city cucktorian detected
This country was built on the back of the combustion engine
Have fun paying $600 a week so you can rent a 30m2 shitbox within cycling distance to work and half a dozen free trade cafe's that pay their staff $10 an hour
"Worms breathe through their soft, moist skin. If their skin dries out they can no longer breathe and they will die. They spend most of their life in the top 6 inches of moist soils, and avoid sunlight because it will dry them out, exposing them to predators, such as DeutschGODS. They need to sense light so that if they become wholly or partially exposed to the sun as they are tunneling, they can move back into the soil."
>>68844862
>implying I'm not an alpha lone wolf who runs his own business all by himself
>implying I don't use my earnings to fuck the whores at the local brothel
>implying I'm beta and pathetic enough to ever bring filthy cuntspawn into this world and have to support them for the next 18 years
kek
YOU are the cuck who is literally so beta that he has to use his wife's income to feed himself.
YOU are the cuck who is literally to beta that he will be wasting the next 10+ years of his life slaving away for some rich fat cunt to support an ungrateful little whore
again, kys
>>68844903
>has to use a brothel to get sex
>calls other people beta
Your post is probably bullshit but all I have to do is touch my wife on her shoulder and she'll be turned on. I'll be thinking of your post when I'm having sex with her tonight, enjoy giving your hard earned money to prostitutes for 5 minutes of action.
Carn Camrys
>>68844893
I live in the center of Perth and can get to any (relevant) location within the span of an hour for kcals and spare change if I so choose to use public transport.
Have fun throwing around $20 bills to feed your cuckomobile so that you can drive to your workplace to slave away like the good little cuck you are
>>68844924
enjoying raising your child while everyone else spends their money on fun things in their 20s
lmao
LMAO
>>68844815
Can the mods just ban retards like this guy
>cuckmobile
>wagecuck
>I'M SO EDGY LMAO
>>68844946
That's your prerogative friend, you enjoy what you enjoy and I'll enjoy what I enjoy, raising my daughter.
Exposing meme teams since 1990. Feels good tßh
>>68844924
You are the literal epitome of pathetic.
Have fun supporting your little whore for the next 10 or so years.
Have fun feeding off of your wife's earnings whilst she fucks her coworkers behind your back
Have fun fucking her disgusting 50 year old wrinkly vagina whilst your little whore goes around town fucking all the chads in sight
You claim you have responsibilities and yet you can't even put food on the table. Your wife has to. Pathetic. Just fucking pathetic.
Who /jarryd/ here?
>>68844982
BASED Straffo on GOATicide watch
>>68844983
Typical response, you little cuck.
Just think about me tomorrow as you throw $70 of your wife's earning down the drain after you inevitably fail your driving lessen. Cuck.
>>68844849
>>68844903
>>68844976
Nominating this guy for the autist team
>>68844999
dubdubtrips confirm Straffo for GOAT
>Bruce MacAvaney will retire in your lifetime
Post yfw
>>68844982
Based Straff
He's now on his 4th(FOURTH) attempt of getting into Game Of Thrones, the madman, his kino muscles are strong but he may just accept because he's such a nice person
He has also engaged in civil conversation with strong, beautiful, intelligent glamour models
>>68845007
Why? Because I speak the truth? So typical of society. Somebody thinks differently and speaks the truth, and society labels them as 'X'. Open your mind you beta robotic slavecuck.
>>68844815
Have fun bring the grocery shopping home on your bike, fuckwitt.
>>68845029
>Bruce MacAvaney will die in your lifetime
>>68845033
>he doesn't have takeaway every night
>>68845033
That's what bags are for, champ. Oh, but no. Lets waste half a years earnings on a cuckomobile so that I have slightly more convenience when I go to the grocery store. You are retarded. Go drink a bottle of petrol, buddy.
Adelaide are right where they should be. 8th spot. Shit team. Port Adelaide are superior.
>>68845067
Maybe if you are shopping for a twink fuckboi a couple of bags on your bike is enough. But if you are a full grown adult male that works out and eats clean, you need car boot full of food.
>>68845087
terrible bait
>>68845067
Have fun asking your friends for a lift when you have to pick up anything heavier than 10kg
Or worse yet, having to use public transport to move stuff
>>68845032
No. You're a meme spouting fucking retard who uses stupid insults like "cuck" to arbitrarily have a go at people.
All that anon did was post about how he has a different life than you, that he wants to spend his money on something productive as opposed to fucking random whores at a brothel.
You sperged the fuck out, and clearly you deserve a place on the team.
>4.13
You cunts deserve it.
>4.13
>>68845118
>4.13
Cuckelaide.
>footballs are almost weapons these days
AFL to be outlawed in the UK (along with patriotism).
>>68845102
I'm talking about bags you wear on your back, chump. My diet consists of nothing more than vitamins and minerals purchased off of eBay, a fiber supplement, and whole milk and sugar purchased from a grocery store 5 minutes away. Why in the fuck would I be retarded enough to own a vehicle for this purpose given the circumstances?
>>68845157
ya blew it with the diet part mate. Better luck next time.
>>68845109
It's called having a brain, and using it to make logical and dynamic decisions. Something weighs 20kg? I'll find a way. I'm not a pathetic beta cuck who is afraid to do anything that is even remotely unconventional.
>>68845169
It's cheaper soylent, without the marketing bullshit. But I guess given your weight, your ignorance toward the subject is understandable.
>>68845179
Better, ending was RC-esque.
>>68845179
Each to their own. The income i make allows me to take the easy way out which in turn leaves me time to do the things i enjoy instead of lugging 20kg of groceries home on my bike like a poor cunt.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>68845226
COME OFF IT
>>68845226
HE'S SMASHED THAT
>Bikecunt on eternal autism watch
4.13 for a premiership contender is embarrassing
jenkins' boots are really annoying, why the fuck would you have two different coloured boots?
>Scuba Gook
>>68845281
This is you. Just another tiny insignificant and irrelevant cuck who is too afraid to do anything with their life. Going to work to slave away for their boss. Truly pathetic.
Who bullies bikecunts with their cars? I try to drive as close as possible to bully them of the road. Roads are for cars, ride on the footpath, cunts.
jsut finished work dd i miss nything
>>68845333
Bikecunt is sperging out, earnt a nom for the team
>>68845317
As opposed to your fulfilling life that seems to consist of being poor and riding a bike?
>>68845317
I'm NEET.
checkmate.
>>68845333
not much just some bike rider sperging out and Adelaide not kickingstraight.
>>68845350
>>68845354
There's literally nothing wrong with riding a bike
>>68845333
not really, umpires fucked up with a score review and farren ray got concussion from a falcon, thats about it 2bh
What punishment should eddie get lads? AFL should have at least made him step down from pies CEO
>>68845360
I'm not saying there is
bikecunt on suicide watch
>>68845317
And yet here we both are
>>68845362
nothing, wilson should harden up
>tfw used to door cyclists in the city for fun
>mfw bikecunt has to ride in bike lanes
>>68845351
I'm not poor. I run my own business and earn more money in a week than you do in a month. I'm just intelligent enough to partition my earnings in a way that renders me with an overall higher quality of life.
>>68845317
>>68845354
Are you cunts on autismbux?
>>68845381
when im driving past cyclists i always veer in their direction just to scare the shit out of them
Fucking nice goal
>>68845373
Maybe so but he pissed a lot of people off. A public figure simply cant do that in this day and age. More people than just carro were upset by it.
>>68845393
>I run my own business
junk mail deliveries on his bike
>>68845408
wew lad
>>68845398
Honk when you are just behind them and it scares the shit out of bikecucks.
>>68845408
10/10
Does play not stop on every whistle?
>>68845393
But you don't though
>>68845416
fucking kek
>>68845381
>>68845398
you literally don't you cowards
>>68845408
miracle come back by bikecunt
>>68845437
i was just about to ask where our BSA friend who makes gum is
and here you are
>>68845416
KEK
>>68845408
I've been looking for this for ages, thanks for posting
Fuck this i'm posting chicks.
>>68845393
>higher quality of life
>drinks soylent trash instead of real food
>rides a fucking bike
fucking apex kek you've got my vote chief. Hope you make it through the bye-round hold period.
>>68845393
And also the inability to buy a 3L bottle of milk
Why the fuck has this thread become about bikes and cars?
>tfw no cricket is on
: (
>>68845391
Actually, I use roads mostly. Why? Because I'm not a cuck who has to drive through peak hour traffic to get home from work after slaving away for their boss. I choose my own hours. Whilst you are asleep at 2am in the morning, energizing yourself for the long day ahead of slaving away at your workplace, I am riding my bike on the street, breathing in air that is free of vehicle exhaust. I work whenever I want. Because I'm not a pathetic cuck like you.
>>68845472
Because NORF and Adelaide are shitting it up on a Thursday night
>>68845480
>having footy on a Thursday night
Literally retarded
>>68845480
This is a fucking good game
>>68845489
Explain why
>>68845480
Hey, this match aint that bad. It's just a few faggot cunts talking about bikes.
Also lol North ahead. Thought the Crows would be ahead by a good amount by now.
>>68845491
Because people have work on Friday
>"oh hey anon, what car do you drive?"
How do YOU respond, bikecunt?
Fucking hell Adelaide, kick straight.
>>68845491
>>68845496
Might tune back in now but I stopped caring at half-time when Adelaide were
>4.13
>>68845500
So? Are you such a baby you need to be in bed before 10pm?
>>68845476
kys Wankush
you have no friends here
>>68845502
I masterbate
And shit North still ahead
>>68845479
I own my own business too and drive a car. The two aren't mutually exclusive. Also, the fact that you're riding your bike on the street means you're still breathing in car exhaust you fucking dipshit.
>>68845513
I think the games good by yes,Adelaide are still shitting the bed infront of goal at the moment.
You Australians are all weirdos man
>>68845502
I live in a city where prostitution is legal. I choose which whore I want to fuck, and then I fuck them. I don't care for relationships for I am not a beta cuck with feminine emotions. Fuck women. That's the only thing they're good for.
>tfw no mates
>>68845540
This website is where all our social rejects are funnelled into
>>68845520
>here
I don't have friends anywhere tbẖ
>Ride to Brothel
>pay for sex
>whores get to hear your sick playing card "exhaust" as you pull away popping a sick wheelie
I can't stop laughing.
charlie cameron is the retarded cousin of eddie betts
Hey bikecunt, how would you get to a regional town?
Finally a goal from Adelaide. Betts with that abo magic.
>>68845547
>>68845558
iktfb's
>>68845545
KEK. YOU are a depressed, lonely failure at life, bikecunt.
>>68845558
You have plenty of friends. Turtles, snails, slugs etc
>>68845547
> '>tfw'
>crying about not having friends
Pathetic, bud. You are what's wrong with the male gender of today. Let me guess, you are a cucktorian?
>>68845547
iktfb. /afl/ meet up when?
>>68845545
Do you live in Perth? There's a sweet hidden brothel behind the bike shop on South Street.
>>68845547
Even I have 2 mates fucking loser
>>68845581
Bullshit, got a name cunt?
>>68845568
It's called 'TransWA'. Try thinking outside of the box for once, chump.
>>68845561
Genuinely kekd
>>68845583
n i c e
>>68845584
your bike and escort aren't your friends
>>68845592
It's called 'Club 316'. It's shit.
>8 / 18
>>68845602
>Bikecunt is a Worst Ausfailian who rides a pushbike and catches the train
You CANNOT make this shit up
>Cunnington squeezes one out
>>68845442
>literally admitted to dooring being a big, strong masculine activity
based bikecunt
>>68845545
Paying for sex when its readily available for free is pathetic and goes against the point of pretty much every post you've made
>>68845636
i was gonna post this but couldnt be bothered saving a picture of bruce
>>68845640
I'm not even bike fag you bucket of cockroaches
>>68845592
>>68845645
Massage 365 senpai
>>68845648
great minds
>>68845658
>high estrogen, single parent raised bikecunt on insult watch
I'm finding it harder and harder to find things that are perverted enough to wank to. Suggestions?
>>68845684
prolapse sucking
>>68845645
hi Nathan
>>68845674
Why can't I hold all these boogeymen and strawmen?
>>68845691
Hey mate. Noticed that after I posted but oh well, got caught up the Bikecunt hype
>>68845646
>you will never get a taste of tenille
>>68845641
I am a law abiding citizen. I don't rape women. And I don't seek meaningless inane relationships like a beta such as yourself. Therefore, the only logical option when it comes to sexual release is to fuck prostitutes. Enjoy fucking the same pussy week after week, only for the slut to become bored of your tiny dick, and then for her to leave your beta ass. I'll fuck whichever whore I want whenever I want for what is nothing more than spare change to me.
>>68845645
t. Nathan
>>68845704
you wouldnt happen to be gatecunt would you?
>>68845720
Nah, who's gatecunt?
>>68845645
Looks like a shithole
>>68845689
Top genre, I like when you find an amateur who destroys their doing unbelievable prolapses.
>>68845725
a /cric/ pseudo-trip who endlessly shills garbage WA players and mimics my rhetoric
Fuck these threads have gotten shit.I fear for the test cricket threads in the summer if you cunts are still around
>>68845545
Boy you sure are obsessed with cuckolding.
>>68845729
It's a brothel m8, what were you expecting?
>>68845720
It's gatecuck, not gatecunt
>>68845729
Don't let bikecunt hear you talking about the Giant Store like that mate.
>>68845741
Nah I don't visit /cric/
>>68845745
I mean the area
that was a goal but whatever
>Adelaide get fucked over by score review
>Ends up being a 7 point play
thanks for the extra point
>>68845750
>not liking based cricket
chink detected
Holy fucko, Adelaide actually kicked a goal and not a behind.
>>68845751
It's a brothel m8, what were you expecting?
how can one team be so inaccurate
>>68845751
You're not wrong. That's Hamilton Hill/Hilton/Beaconsfield area. Truly a shit hole.
>>68845763
yeah like you need any more points
>>68845714
I dont fuck the same pussy every week though. I can get pussy without paying for it like a normal person. You're a beta faggot who has to pay money for it, i give up nothing.
>>68845770
There are plenty of brothels around my city in plush wealthy areas.
>>68845773
>WA
that's a given m8
>tfw I can't cum fucking, getting head from or getting wanked off by my gf
How do I fix this lads?
i went to school with the McKenzie fellow
>>68845784
Stop jacking off to porn. I had the same problem man.
>>68845784
ride your bike to a brothel
>>68845784
No idea
>>68845718
The only thing thicker than her bum is her makeup.
>>68845784
Lay off the porn, hentai and masturbating.
>>68845804
audibly keked
>>68845784
Loosen your grip when wanking or better yet stop doing it entirely
>>68845784
See these
>>68845802
>>68845827
Use lube when you jack off too
>>68845782
>There are plenty of brothels around my city in plush wealthy areas.
Like where? People complain, they bring in seedy cunts and lowers property prices. Thats why they are tucked away where no one cares.
>>68845784
>trying to get hard to measure the size of my penis
>realise I can't get hard
>realise I have been jerking off for the past 2 years with a half flaccid dick
I still think Adelaide will win this. North are doing better then I thought they would though.
>>68845820
>>68845827
>stop wanking
enjoy your prostate cancer
>>68845784
You are secretly gay.
>>68845857
Starting to think this desu senpai
Or at least bi
>>68845839
Elwood, the CBD, South Melbourne, Richmond, all expensive areas. Those are just the ones I know of.
I, the great nominator of /afl/, hereby nominate bikecunt to autist team.
>>68845850
ejaculation helps prevent prostate cancer, so as long as you can cum while having sex it's no issue
>>68845881
Shit zoning laws, I'd be furious if I bought a expensive property and then have a brothel pop up next door.
>>68845894
Same desu
Good thread /afl/.
REALLY good thread, I for one am really enjoying reading about cocks and ejaculating and reading autists bickering back and forth about bikes and cucks. You've really outdone yourself today. Fucking hell, what a pathetic community of losers this is.
>>68845899
>if I bought a expensive property
>Melbourne
So what you're saying is brothels shouldn't be allowed in Melbourne at all.
>>68845922
Good post
>>68845899
They still tend to be tucked away and inconspicuous
>>68845922
I just hope they're not around for the cricket threads.
>>68845922
Hi there friend, you must be new here. Which subreddit are you from? :)
>>68845894
>>68845917
gonna be a long wait boys Team Autist isn't promoting during bye rounds but collecting all noms. If Bikecunt isn't leading the peloton by the end though there's something wrong.
>>68845922
Come join the insightful, on-topic discussion in /nrl/, friend!
>>68845930
Put them in light industrial/commercial areas and let them operate when surrounding businesses are closed.
Friendly reminder Rory Atkins mum was (possibly still is) a literal prostitute.
fuck me
umpires really getting their payback on north aren't they
>>68845922
That was a bit mean, you should apologise.
Who is the Gary Ablett Jr of the AFL?
>>68845972
There's an amazing brothel in Thomastown, right next to factories.
>>68845988
kek
they're like the fucking mafia
hello
>>68846028
Fuck off.
>>68846028
g'day mate. Do you like bikes?
>>68845988
Crows should be winning by 10 goals tbf
>>68845993
Imran Tahir
>all those cocky norf supporters in /afl/ prior to round 11
KEK
>24(TWENTYFOUR) behinds
>>68846040
i just wanted to talk about griget?
>>68846046
what sort of bikes?
>this one norf fan behind me here at the local calling for a free every time someone touches a norf player
>HE'S FUCKING KIDS OUT HEREE-YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHUHUHUHUHUHU
Jesus Christ Rowie, settle down m8
>>68846070
not surprised by this
>>68846068
what number do you bat at m8?
>>68846068
pedal power, the type you ride to brothels.
This must be the most disappointing win
>>68846083
number 13 baby like all the greats
>>68846091
oh i love push bikes best way to get around when your fucked up
>>68846107
They should be up by 100+
Needed the percentage boost, too
>'It's back to 5 goals'
More like 30 behinds desu
>from 9-0 to 10-4
5AA would have been delicious if North managed to get up ;_;
>>68846107
I had a bet at work with a norf fan and the loser has to wear the winning team's scarf for the day. As a crows fan, I kinda feel like I don't deserve to gloat tomorrow
I still will though
>"and Jenkins will charge towards goal, like a big boy, and put it down his throat!"
What did he mean by this?
>>68846146
Maybe some rants about all the behinds they kicked.
B I G
U
L
L
>12 . 28
F O U R T H M E L B O U R N E
>>68846164
taking mental notes for the fan fiction he'll write after the game.
>>68846181
twenty eight fucking points
>>68846164
It's just your standard fuck-party
Jesus fucking Christ 28 behinds. Fucking hell that's insane. And they're still ahead by 30+
Fuck north are lucky this isn't 10 goal+ flogging.
>>68846157
Norf had the umps and the crowd against them too, plus 6 of their best players out. Fucking embarassing from the crows.
thanks based shitkicking saving my 1-39 bet
>>68846182
>Allowed the Crows 40 scoring shots
>FORTY SCORING SHOTS
>The bottom four of the top 8 suburb of North Melbourne
>norf
Norf are exposed as fuck.
>>68846208
They gave up towards the end, it was pretty pathetic from both sides though all things considered
>>68846199
40 scoring shots to 17 m8
Can't blame the umpires for that
Are... are North going to miss the 8?
Well I think we can all agree that neither of these "sides" are flag contenders
>bics thinks adelaide will finish top 4
>>68846203
Fuckin'a dude. You must've been sweating bullets.
>The Norf Melbourne / Sydney / Canberra / Gold Coast / Ballarat / Hobart Kangaroos
This should really have been a 10 goal thrashing. North are frauds.
G-go Crows.
>>68846203
how much did you win mate
More liek KangaPOOS
Norf, just norfing it up. quality
>>68846236
Only the Cats, Sydney or Hawthorn can win the flag
Same as every other year
What was with that umpire?
>>68846275
Hawks Cats GF cap this post
It's a beautiful day
>>68846246
>Underboob light showing how poor quality the t-shirt is
Dropped.
>shinboner spirit
KEK
>Walsh
>Worsfold
>Pyke
How about developing your own coaching personnel you scum? Adelaide are pretenders. Constantly looking to their older brothers for success.
West Coast > PA > Fremantle > Adelaide
>>68846286
that will be """fun"""
>>68846275
Greater Western Sydney are up there.
Hawthorn are done, even more so when their 3cheat cups are stripped in a couple of weeks.
>>68846287
I've been sick of that song since they overplayed to death during the Sydney Olympics.
>eddie replaced with chick on fox footy
>dermie and dunstall hardly saying and thing and just giving disinterested cliched reserved answers with no back and forth at all
>chick just rattling off question after question to the guys like a journalist with no actual insight or input of her own
JUST
>Positivity on 5AA
absolutely disgusting
>40 scoring shots from only 59 inside 50's
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>68846304
still clutching onto straws are we cunt?
>>68846304
this t b h
>>68846300
Cats are the only team that won't choke on the big stage, all the interstate threats have been exposed as memes and unable to deliver when the stakes are highest.
>>68846304
>>68846356
ruh-ruh. I'm out before this shit starts again.
>>68846320
Port won't make the 8
Had >we beat freo and carlton we would be a chance
>>68846320
>Lions
>1 win
That team they won against must feel like losers
>>68846368
no one wants to see hawthorn v geelong again is the problem
>>68846385
and the dogs
>>68846385
You wouldn't be a chance, you would've made it. Losing to freo and carlton fucked you guys though, really shouldn't have blown it against those two. North haven't got an easy run home
>>68846400
fuck that, i do.
>>68846400
Well they'll just have to suck it up. This is the last year either of those teams will be flag contenders anyway.
>>68846400
yeah i wanna see gws v port adelaide
>>68846400
I'd rather see that than Hawthorn-Sydney T B H family
>>68846399
They almost beat Hawthorn kek
>>68846426
>>68846439
be literally the least hype GF possible
>>68846410
It would be close but would be around the mark to over take anyone who drops a game. Now >we are essentially out of the race with the top 8 decided.
>play carlton
>a win would see port actually move into the 8 for first time in the season and move crows down to 9th
>lose by 3 points
>3rd loss to carlton in last 5 games
>>68846446
At least Sydney have Buddy. But it would still be second shittiest option.
>>68846457
>if the Hawks won they'd literally be the best team of all time
"ok"
>>68846457
Not really
They haven't met in a GF since 2008. Would be great to see Geelong get their revenge
But yeah it would be nice to see someone else win it for once
>>68846446
yawn
Cuckthorn free GF is best option, only hawkroaches disagree.
>>68846497
tall poppy syndrome: the post
>>68846497
Footscray vs Cows would be amazing imo
>>68846457
It'll be the biggest week of shitposting the internet had ever seen (until Trump wins the election). As an additional bonus, the shit fighting between the two clubs will end as the loser will be chased off for at least a decade.
>>68846484
1920's Collingwood would like a word Hawkroach
First time watching Friday Front Bar
Crew in the background are fucked in the head
>>68846520
yep this would be my first choice
Forgot there was a game tonight lads
>>68846457
>literally the best rivalry of the past 7-8 years
>"least hype GF possible"
>worst cuckstralia
KEK
Was a bit busy getting boofed up the clacker tonight lads sorry I missed the game.
>>68846457
You mad there won't be some meme expansion team?
>>68846610
heh, good post. If only most of them were funny like this
>Hawks were cheating the salary cap as well in 2008
>Geelong the only team to legitimately three-peat in the past decade
>>68846657
>2007,2009,2011
>geecuck in charge of counting
>>68846663
2007, 2008, 2009, 2011.
2013 as well since both Freo and Hawthorn were cheating and Geelong finished third.
>>68846691
>2008
>>68846691
holy shit you are still seething over a game 8 and 3 years ago?
calm down mate
>>68846691
And 2016 imminent
What a time to be a Geelong supporter, the TRUE powerhouse of the 21st century
>Melcuck teams
>>68846703
Geelong will be part of Melbourne in 10-20 years m8
>>68846657
Dr Dank says hi
>>68846691
http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/geelong-admits-to-sourcing-drug-from-stephen-dank-during-2009-premiership-year-20150810-giw07e.html
:)
>losing three games in a row
ishygddt
>>68846715
AFL cleared Geelong. Meanwhile Hawthorn are the only team who have had an AFL coach come out and say they're dopers.
>>68846727
So really who should be the 2009 premiers....
>>68846734
More like Geelong got away with it.
>>68846727
Gotta get that calf's blood from somewhere.
>>68846754
can someone explain the origin of this hawthorn salary cap meme?
>>68846734
Why was there no WADA investigation?
>>68846769
Half the Hawthorn squad are having the financials audited because they received brown paper bags in 2013, 2014 and 2015.
Does anyone else really wanna fuck Neroli?
>>68846734
So? Our roided up guys beat your roided up guys
>>68846796
I did until i expanded the thumbnail
FWIW i reeeeeally wanna fuck bec maddern
>>68846789
Dunno mate, we did lose franklin in 14 so that would've cleared up some space.
They won't find anything.
>>68846796
I did until Warney plowed her
>>68846821
Good areas Shane
>>68846843
>female reporters bang on about sexism and misogynist
>jump at warnies cock
>>68846843
the funniest part was like a week before that she was on ABC after the #dontblushbaby thing bitching about how cricketers just see female journos as sex objects. Top kek.
>>68846821
>Can't compare to Warney's game
Perhaps you need some pills from his mum.
>>68846181
adelaide entering unexplored territory
>>68846843
The Sheik of Tweak must fingerbang in the World's top percentile, what a legend.
