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Lucic to blue jacekts
>>68815978
OP is a fag and the bj's suck
TRADES PLEASE
BLOCKBUSTERS ONLY
which gm will make the dumbest trade: don "goals in, goals out" sweeney or jim "almost not even funny because it's so sincerely sad" benning
2017 is our year
Wouldn't Looch rather go gome to Vancouver if Benning gives him a fat contract?
What player do you think of when you hear
>dat size
>dat speed
>dat shot
>dat cock
>>68816057
Adrian Wojnarowski @WojVerticalNBA 9m9 minutes ago
The Bulls are trading Rose to the Knicks for Robin Lopez, Jerian Grant and bigger package, sources tell @TheVertical
>>68816192
its just a faggot shitposting that makes threads early for some reason
>>68816241
You know his name
>Vinny retirement now official
Jersey retire when
>>68816192
I think he would, but he might be weary just because of what he'd be walking into
I really like the new leafs jerseys.
>>68816637
looks a lot like the marlies jersey. hmm. what do they mean by that
>>68816637
I do, too. They look like a jersey Lupul would wear.
>>68816637
reminder that the leafs are suing snoop dogg because snoop dogg's weed logo looks too much like theirs. DUDE WEED THE TEAM
>>68816784
No lol their suing him because his company is called "Leafs"
>>68816923
and they think the logo is too similar
>>68816784
Well its also called Leafs by Snoop Dogg so that along with the leaf should be enough to sue especially using the Leafs brand with the central lettering to the image
>Not calling his brand Make America Dank Again
Missed opportunity
>>68816923
>their
from /ck/
confirmed all austrian players are literally alcoholics no wonder they stink lmbo
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68817248
are they bringing finnish baseball to ameriga?
>>68817248
I wonder if they ever played pesäpallo back in Funland?
>>68817275
the guy who took this really should have rethought the flyers hat
>>68817468
who is this meat and potatoes?
>>68817598
Hunter Smith. A good ol' ontario boy who just happens to be 6'8"
>>68817674
My draftboner just got harder, tell me if any teams are looking out for him.
>>68817734
he's already a Flame.
https://youtu.be/TKJynsF85pY?t=28s
>>68817734
heat are ahl, numbnuts!
>american hockey knowledge
>>68817786
Hmm, I think I'll make some calls...
>>68817869
Don't do it, Donny.
>>68817848
Wut?
>>68817896
I'm just a future GM of an upcoming Southern AHL team. I'll just see about him.
>>68817977
...don't do it, Donny.
>>68818024
Ok I won't.
>>68816637
shit, just like the franchise it represents
>>68818024
>>68818098
this is what happened when sweeney was gonna trade for mike richards too, he mentioned it on hfboards and someone said not to
>there are people who don't want this qt twink to win tonight
Old hockey media get the fuck out of /hoc/
>>68818194
>tfw sweeney still hasn't done shit this offseason
>>68818194
he should have read his team's board during the draft then
>>68816637
>random pipping
its shit
They're not announcing the GM of the Vegas team today, right?
>>68817468
>stockton
>>68818346
Spoiler alert: it's /hoc/
>>68815978
I would like that
>>68817365
Everyone did in school for sure.
>so you want to win the stanley cup? Well that's too bad
>>68818283
every time i read it, it seems as though they try to spin it like connor and barzal wouldn't work out under julien. it's funny. meanwhile, debrusk's production sunk like anyone who has seen him knew it would and zboril threw a tantrum at being given shutdown minutes and because he thought he earned a spot with the bruins (from what i saw at camp, he's right in that, though).
good picks don lol
>>68818439
Las Vegas
>All American Meme team
>>68816421
>barely 36
>>68818506
did dallas having a GOAT team trigger 90's canadians
>>68818571
>Bustrik Stefan
They still won that game though
>>68818655
I'm the one that usually says that :(
>>68818539
it's coping/damage control
the entire board was flipping shit during the draft and most of them wanted zboril/barzal/connor
http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=1916653&page=21
TURN ON NHL NETWORK
BIG BUTTMAN ANNOUNCEMENT COMING UP IN VEGAS
>Dan Rosen on Twitter: "Gary Bettman, Jeremy Jacobs (Bruins, chairman of BOG), Bill Foley (Las Vegas) and Pierre Dion (Quebec City) will speak at the podium soon."
Could it be? Quebec????????
>>68816421
FUCK HIM HE NEVER MENTIONED PHILLY IN HIS SPEECH FUCK THAT CUNT HE DESERVES TO BE HIT BY AN 18 WHEEL TRUCK OUTSIDE OF WELLS FARGO CENTER
Flyers are ELITE
>>68818227
Yeah, personalmy I want Belgium to win and not Erik Johansson.
>>68818810
probably just because they made a formal bid
>>68818941
they did that a long time ago though
REMINDER OF >RUINS PLAYOFF CHANCES
>mfw the oilers first round pick spends 2 games in the AHL then is rushed up to the AHL and plays 30 minutes a game ruined his development
>>68818992
Yeah but it makes sense if this presser will just be recapping the entire process. Guess we'll see though.
>>68818997
Oilers need to be sold and relocated to Milwaukee.
>>68818997
>get all the top picks in recent years
>still suck dicks
impressive desu
>>68819155
But muh 80s legacy
>>68819155
buttman would literally rather sell arizona to china than relocate a dynasty franchise
>>68817468
>>68817468
>>68817674
Reminder he got BLACKED
>>68819211
It's magical really. How in God's name do you stay shit for so long and have absolutely no improvement?
>>68819293
Gretzky is long gone, friend. Hell even 2006 is ten fucking years ago.
shh guys it's on
>yfw bettman call a las vegas nhl team the worst kept secret in hockey
>tfw he'll say the quebec expansion team was the best kept secret in hockey
i mean expanding with only 1 team? makes no sense.
V E G A S
E
G
A
S
fuck the expansion draft
so it's fucking nothing new?
>>68819211
>somehow didn't get a single d-man
>>68819612
if we're lucky we'll get full expansion draft rules today
>muh facebook and muh iPhone
gotta get those shekels gary
LGTSS
>Vegas hockey
Quebec cucked
>>68819630
He really should go from that shitty team
Shenanigans!
>>68819701
>allowing the Maloofs to own anything in your league
ishgydgy
>>68819737
They're just waiting for Carolina to move
>>68819777
Carolina will move to Atlanta before it moves to Quebec lol jk.
What's going to be the 32nd team?
>>68819896
atlanta
Expansion draft rules
>>68819896
helsinki snow niggers
Bettman talking is so boring. At least he made fun of the Canadian dollar
>>68819896
Milwaukee Mechanics
Seattle. Canes or Panties will move to QC after leweedman settles down the Canadian dollar.
>>68819896
helsinki finnishers
What is the Vegas team going to be named?
>>68819896
Forgot to cite post
>>68819963
>>68819963
I don't think Trudeau knows enough about economics to fix the currency problem.
>>68819896
Another New york team wouldnt hurt tbqh
>>68819998
Black Knights probably
>>68819908
I fucking hate this shit fuck the desert jews I want to keep all my players
>>68819908
>Team announced on June 21/2017
Great, can't wait to listen to bullshit expansion draft talk for the next year.
>>68819998
Las Vegas Dishwashers
Jesus hes taking a while to say nothing
FUCKING REKT
>>68819777
>implying they would miove a team that won the cup
>>68819896
They could put one in Seattle
>>68819998
Las Vegas Aces
NHL @NHL 6 min6 minutter siden
The Las Vegas club will play in the Pacific Division of the Western Conference. There will be no other changes to the NHL’s alignment.
>Las Vegas
>Sports teams
Good thinking Gary, this has always worked out so well in the past. There's a reason the MLB, NFL, and NBA all try to avoid the Vegas market, and it's not just because you're some genius who sees what they don't.
>>68820197
Jesus Christ, and the league was complaining about ratings this year.
>>68820145
just think about the trade deadline moves now and how much its going to come into play for the expansion draft. its going to be an EXPANSION BONANZA
>>68820244
I for one will be betting thousands on this team.
What do you think Elliot Freidman will abbreviate Las Vegas as in his retarded way?
>>68820369
LAS
>>68820369
LV would be logical so probably something gay like VGS
>>68820369
>Calgary is CAL
LAS
>>68820197
i hate circle jerking hockey insiders
>>68820291
its all a ploy to get their $500 million expansion fee and then let another team fold and go back to 30 teams. Think about all the players that don't deserve to play in the NHL and realize there are going to be 25 more of them now
>>68820369
VEG
>>68820369
LAV
The reasons stated for not adding Quebec City are retarded. Why don't they just say they don't think it's a good market?
>>68820369
it could be ASS
>>68820369
Probably LVG or something stupid
>>68820428
Well if they just want to expand a team to fold it, why didn't they go to Atlanta lol?
draft lottery rules for Vegas's pick
>>68820414
Gotta be 3 letters, VGS makes too much sense
>>68819998
Black Knights, the owner is an Army fan.
lmao frenchies sound funny
Pierre LeBrun @Real_ESPNLeBrun 11 sek11 sekunder siden
Official expansion rules just released say players with full no-move clauses must be protected by teams; can't be exposed in expansion draft
Quebec city is so salty
>>68820585
Fuck that. Stick 'Em between the playoff teams and non-playoff teams. They already get the best expansion rules.
>>68820493
what did they say?
As a Las Vegan I'm happy, fucking sucked that our city built on Tourism had no national teams.
I don't want the Raiders though because they fucking suck.
>>68820585
damn this team is gonna be good what the fuck
>>68820585
Whaaaat the fuuuuuck
>>68820833
nice. Didn't see that
>tfw Vegas will be better than Edmonton
>>68820967
>Las Vegan
Is that really what you people call yourselves?
>>68820970
You just have to hope they hire a shirty coach.
>>68820967
we need that stadium on the strip tho in the worst way.
I just hope they have sweaters and hats for the Knights by the end of the week
>>68820369
LBK
>>68819896
Pyongyang
>>68821060
>tfw Vegas will win a Stanley Cup before the Shorks do
MODS ARE ASLEEP
QUICK, DISCUSS HOCKEY
I enjoy reading mad frogs seethe with rage on twatter.
>People freaking out about expansion draft
It's 1 fucking player Jesus christ.
Black Knights is a fucking shit tier name though.
this league is a joke
>>68821130
I what they're doing is they're just going to have a bunch of solid players at every position but likely won't have any stars and they're hoping they draft one right away and make this team good quickly. still fuck this shit
>vags
>>68821259
>t. fan of a shit team without depth that will be lost
the las vegas jokers, because the team was given life by clowns
>>68821259
Yeah really. The name Black Knights is because Foley is a fucking vice chairman of Black Knight Financial Services
>>68821259
>they have to take 3 goalies
fuck them they'll have the best depth in the league at every position and great draft positioning
>>68821320
>vags
>>68821259
>Black Knights is a fucking shit tier name though.
>implying
they can literally never have a black player with a name like that. they should go with vipers or cactus
>>68821452
the forwards likely won't be that great, probably still playoff level though
fuck this rambling mad frenchie reporter
Who /Vegas/ here? Already hopped on the bandwagon since my city doesn't have a team lol.
So who do you think Vegas is going to take from your team?
Marc Methot is the most likely
>tfw booby needs to be protected
>>68821452
You can thank the fucking jew for that one. Gotta make sure this new team is a contender right from the start so they can maximize the profits. Bettman is such a faggot it's unbelievable.
>>68821259
>tfw Vegas isn't even the best team called the Knights
Goodnight sweet prince
dany heatley in vegas
>>68820909
Loonie is too low
They only want one expansion team for this year
Geographically not very charming they prefer to wait for a city like Seattle to bid.
Quebec could only get a team by relocation but then Gary will cockblock us again.
I hope all the coke head / alcoholic / pill popper / wife beaters end up in Vegas, that would be a team I could get behind
>>68821559
>>68821636
their third and 4th line could be above average and they could package guys in trades to get a real top line and shit. not to mention with 3 nhl goalies they'll just trade one away immediately for something
>>68821551
vegas vipers is better than black knights
>>68821836
for what, a 3rd round pick lol.
>goaler trade value
outta my way black knight fucking shits
>>68821259
How to sell merchandise to beaners and niggers:
Copy the LA Kings colors and name
>>68821627
probably calvin de haan or whomever of brock nelson/ryan strome/anders lee has a bad year next year and isn't protected. really though i'd like snow to package 2 or 3 guys for one great player, it'd allow the isles to keep most of the team intact
i used to be all onboard the idea of expansion until i figured out that meant taking players from my team(i'm retarded, i know). is this going to happen again for quebec?
Take my Nash, please
>>68821816
>jarret stoll gets the C while mike richards gets the A
>>68821987
3 teams will have lose their backup goalie over night they could get something for them
Black Knights not confirmed
I hope NHL marketing told them it was shitty and said they wouldn't approve it
>>68821627
Probably Dumoulin, Pouliot, or Daley.
Who /lifelong LVK fan since 2016/ here?
>>68822063
Rangers fans are truly retarded.
>>68822063
>vegas taking a one year 8 million contract player
not happening
>>68821989
I would still support them even with a flamingos logo.
the las vegas crunchwrap supremes brought to you by mtn dew
>>68822133
Please god let it be Pouliot
>>68822042
pulock is exempt which is huge
still losing a solid player one way or another
fuck it
>>68821989
You probably couldn't convince a bunch of middle-upper class white guys to dress in pink.
>>68822064
>stoll, richards, kane, kane, voynov, heatley, kovalchuk, scott, ribeiro
Who are some more meme players?
>>68822081
they're not going to get anything but an ahl tweener or a vet bottom six/bottom pairing D for a backup goalie if they want a roster player. goalers are easy to come by for cheap
At least Edmonton will have 4-5 more wins every season
>>68822133
yeah they'll protect letang, maatta, and dumo/pouliot and they'll probably lose one of the dmen.
that is assuming they trade fleury before this
What kind of animals live around Las Vegas in the desert? They will probably give it some gay name like that.
>>68822353
Coyotes
>>68822353
thats what i was thinking too. rattlers or something
>>68822353
scorpions and lizards I guess. should name them the cacti
>>68822353
Scorpions?
>>68822235
didn't know that about pulock, but that is great news. kinda takes a bit of the sting off of having to protect boychuk.
your list is pretty much what i'd protect too, maybe swap nelson for lee depending on how the both of them do.
>>68822353
"All Bruins players except Dougie Hamilton and Reilly Smith"
>>68822319
GM Theo Fleury
>>68822319
Jagr and Vanek like gambling
What about the Las Vegas Nordiques?
>>68822464
take it back and delete this RIGHT NOW
>>68822353
Cougars
>>68821894
i like that t b h
>>68821989
i dig this 2
would also like something area 51 related
>>68822353
mexicans
Las Vegas Bandits
And then their mascot could be a dude dressed up in a one armed bandit suit with the lever being a hockey stick
>>68822220
>>68822133
That all hinges on whether or not Pouliot actually has a good year next year and improves. If he does, it'll be him or Dumoulin who gets taken. If he doesn't, it'll be Dumoulin or Daley. And whether ornot Fleury gets traded.
>>68822353
Las Vegas Fighters ?
its the fight capital of the world
could be multi purpose since the flag says "Battle Ready" on it and since they have air force bases
>they wont just be Las Vegas Gamblers
>>68822545
it would be a ferret with a little bandana
>>68822353
Chinese Tourists
>>68822545
the Arena Football team is already named the Bandits
The Las Vegas Chips
Logo would be a poker chip
Mascot would be a dealer with one of those see-through green visors
>>68819998
Las Vegas Slots
>>68822319
celine dion is the anthem singer
>>68822353
Team names based on this.
>Pumas
>Rattlers
>Jack Rabbits
>Bobcats
>Bighorns
>Bobcats
I think Rattlers or Bighorns sound best.
>>68822459
it gets more complicated if they trade for another top6 winger without losing a roster player
then they'd probably go with the 3D 7F variant and that means de haan is gone
not looking forward to this
>>68822660
they won't put gambling iconography in the team stuff like that
>>68822660
dogshit
Will you be allowed to smoke in the arena like in casinos?
the Las Vegas High Rollers
Their logo could be a craps table with their name written across the bottom of the table
Their mascot would be a dealer
Jersey would be a roulette wheel with their name on it or some shit
>>68822725
can the arena be part casino? don't know what the laws are
The Las Vegas Aces
Or the Las Vegas Jokers
>>68822716
>they won't put gambling iconography in the team stuff like that
You did see which city they're going to be in right?
>>68822725
It will probably be mandatory
>>68822235
What site is this?
>>68822840
>go to the concourse during intermission
>play the slot machine and win tickets to tomorrow night's game
>>68822901
http://www.generalfanager.com/teams/expansion
>>68822715
yeah, it's lose-lose for most teams it looks like. i think they'll end up trading for a winger at the draft though, i think it was snow or staple who indicated as much in a recent interview
>>68822894
>You did see which city they're going to be in right?
That's exactly why they won't do it. They hate fun.
>>68822867
The Vegas Vultures
Vegas here we've talked ourselves into being hyped for the Black Knights as the name.
No one here wants a team with a gambling nickname or another cowboy themed name.
>>68822957
God amongst men, anon.
The Las Vegas Mobsters
Their logo will be a 1950's fedora
Their mascot will be Frank Sinatra
>>68822957
the only problem with this site is that I'm not sure if they consider games played between now and the actual expansion draft when calculating exemptions
>>68823016
Vegas Nordiques. It doesn't make sense, but it'll get Jaques even more pissed.
>>68823010
I like it
The logo would be a vulture sitting on the WELCOME TO LAS VEGAS sign
>>68823016
But Black Knights is generic shit. Your city has an identity and the team names should reflect it tbqhfam.
>>68823149
Logos with writing belong in the minor leagues.
they'll likely end up going with something innocuous and non-referential, like "the storm" or something they stylize as singular. the las vegas fiesta. lmao
>>68821627
Probably Klein or Raanta depending on what other goalies are available
>>68823016
Black Knights is too much like the Kings. The color scheme will be too much like the Kings too.
Who /lifelong/ Vegas fan here?
>>68823016
>No one here wants a team with a gambling nickname
Speak for yourself faggot
Heaven for bid the team name matches the city it comes from
>not LV mob
You fucking blew it
>>68823242
Letting Klein go is a mistake.
>>68823087
I'm not sure either, though it looks like there's been some thought put into that site so I'm counting on that
checked a few teams, haven't found any mistakes so far
>>68823297
They're my 2nd team
gary bettmans and bill 'retard' dalys death when??
>>68823297
>mfw no teams protect their finns outside of barkov
>>68822840
The T-Mobile is the middle of the Aria, the NY NY and the Monte Carlo towards the SW end of the strip, you have to park at a casino since arena itself doesn't have a parking lot.
so yeah it'll be gambling friendly if you willing to walk.
>Nevada Navajos
Screencap this
The Las Vegas Humans
Las Vegas Fuckheads
>>68823213
That Vegas sign is iconic
I've got it
The Las Vegas Fabulous
Their logo would be pic related
Their mascot will be a showgirl with a funny hat or something
>>68823390
>2016
>naming a team after a native american tribe
yeah good luck with that
>>68823349
t. assravaged quebec bitch
Las Vegas Big Guys
The Las Vegas Goys
>>68823502
it's not like they're calling them the las vegas listerine drinking fucking chugs anon, be reasonable
I attended the meeting today, there was no discussion of the team name. Probably going to wait at least until the start of the season.
>>68823502
RIP Fighting Sioux
>>68823527
Logo is for you
>>68823567
Well, I personally wouldn't care but you know there are going to be truckloads of whiners
>>68823328
agreed but the retardation of the Staal and Girardi contracts make it tough since they will probably want to protect McDonagh. A lot will depend on how the situation with Krieder, Hayes, and Miller works out
guys you're forgetting what year they'll be entering the league
they will be the Las Vegas Gender Fluids and their abbreviation will be LVGBQT
L V F
V
F
>>68823612
hey buddy we're trying to meme about vegas take your discussion to rebbit
>>68823627
T-that's not terrible
>>68823627
b
e
a
utiful
>>68822353
Cazadores
Las Vegas Gamble
>>68823627
each casino should have a team in every sport
The owner is being interviewed on NHL network right now and I think he already has alzheimers this isn't going to go well.
he did just say the arena has night clubs in it though
>>68823568
it's also 110 outside (coolest day of the week lol)
No is going to buy and wear a hockey sweater today
wait till the fall to show off the logo just before school starts and they'll make bank in jersey sales
>>68823522
Las Vegas Canadian Tearjerkers
>>68823562
These smelly little goys have been lighting the lamp of late, Pierre. How's the mood down at ice level, that bench has got to be energetic.
>It's a real party down here, Doc. Mike Richards told me he hasn't slept in weeks. Coming out of the tunnel, Evander Kane started getting a big nosebleed, he stopped dead in his tracks, so we'll keep an eye on whether he's out here for warmups. Tootoo, as we know, has been missing since last week, Doc.
Las Vegas LMAOQUEBECs
Should be the Las Vegas Mafia
>>68816241
Malkin
Vegas Vixens
Las Vegas Debt
Las Vegas Relocation
Las Vegas Folders
Vegas Vegans.
post yfw 31 teams
Nevada Niggers
Roster ain't bad either
Simmonds
All 3 Subbans
Ward
Buff
DSP
>>68824009
>mfw #32 re-enters the fray
Las Vegas iPhone 7 by T-Mobile®
>>68823731
The Las Vegas House
They always win
Logo is a roulette table
soon
The Las Vegas Get This Through Your Head You Jew Motherfucker, You. You Only Exist Out Here Because Of Me
>>68819896
The Cleveland champions
>>68824047
duclair
>>68820493
too cold in the winter
not enough warm in the summer
less than 1m of population
muh loonie
muh geoff molson
good thing we're done with this. This league is run by jews, what did you expect? I would love to see a boycott in both the world cup and the preseason games. I would rather have a khl team to be fair. Fuck this.
Las Vegas ShitMarket
Las Vegas NoFans
Las Vegas WontWork
>>68824047
okposo and evander kane
>>68824009
At least now there will be even conferences
>>68820735
>Bruins have to protect Patrice Bergeron
Zdeno Chara
David Krejci
Tuukka Rask
they all have full NMC
>Matt Beleskey
Loui Eriksson (limited; can list up to 15 teams he will not accept trade to)
Chris Kelly (limited; can provide an 8-team trade list)
John-Michael Liles (limited; details unknown)
Brad Marchand (limited; details unknown)
Dennis Seidenberg
have NTC
>mfw we are most likely getting rid of Kelly.
also does the 1st and 2nd year professional rule apply to people in the AHL or only NHL.
TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM
THE GAME THAT FUCKED NJs SEASON UP
JUST
>>68824047
Daley
>>68824264
>implying I ain't gonna buy a Jeresy the second I can
>implying I ain't gonna schedule my next trip to Vegas around seeing a game
I am super hype
Southern Californian btw
Why does the league keep expanding? Are they counting on Finland producing talent like this every year?
>you will never personally choke the life out of Gary Bettman after feeding his entire family into a wood chipper
>>68824392
it applies to ahl.
>>68824385
>odd number of teams
>even conferences
wut
>>68824438
It's uneven right now
>>68824403
>spics
>fans
Tell that to the ducks lmao
>>68824047
Oduya
Stewart
JT Brown
Dumba
Reaves
>>68823827
yeah at the top of the T-Mobile is a bar/nightclub area called the Hyde Lounge
>>68824438
I'm high as fuck
>>68824486
No shit faggot. How does adding one team change that
>>68824438
"what do they mean by this?" sweeney remarked, clearly puzzled. "...teams in, teams out." he muttered, squinting his eyes, calculating.
>>68824496
>spics in the OC
lol
>>68824047
Jones
Nurse
How is this bread so alive? Bettman magic
>>68824582
You are a spic tho
Prove me wrong
who will Los Vegas' rival be?
>>68824649
Yotes
Alaskan NHL team when
>>68824649
Kings. Whenever they play the Kings it's going to be 60% Kings fans just like Ducks games
the all nig team wouldn't be very good, although i've come around to blacks in hockey, i just wouldn't to be near one cause they smell funny when they sweat
>>68824530
There's a bar in Budweiser Gardens and it's so fucking annoying how much advertising there is for it
>The national anthem sung by the St. Thomas Children's Choir is brought to you by CLUB CAMBRIA come relax after the game at CLUB CAMBRIA
>Ceremonial puckdrop brought to you by CLUB CAMBRIA, come let loose in CLUB CAMBRIA
>This intermission is brought to you by CLUB CAMBRIA
>>68824642
I speak perfect English and everyone in my family came to this country in accordance with immigration law
Now you prove you're not a chink
>>68824734
Confirmed for beaner lmao
>>68824734
there's nothing wrong with chinks. you need to go back, however
>>68824734
Also California has more chinks than my country too Jose Chang
>>68824787
>mfw Canada will never EVER win a Stanley Cup again
>>68824805
>nothing wrong with chinks
Tell that to Vancouver
>>68824844
>Roman Catholic Asian with a mustache at age 12 and an eternal fear of sandals and bad grades
Horrible
Well it was fun for a while now the kids are back to /int/posting
>Chris Nichols @NicholsOnHockey
>LeBrun also indicates #Oilers, #NHLDucks, #Canucks, #RedWings 'and a long list of other teams are believed to have interest' in Lucic.
>5:10 PM - 22 Jun 2016
>>68825021
No way could the Ducks afford him.
>chinese people/finnish/mongolian
quiet
math
table tennis
general's chicken
polite
funny sounding when they talk
funny scrunched up face
jim benning is their gm leave them alone
>mexican/beaner/brown people
nasty meat and beans
smelly
always sleeping lazy
short and fat
stinky beer and beans breath
steal
kill
lie
rape
gangs
dumb
stinky sneaky thieves and swindlers
>>68825021
>red wings think they'll get lucic or stamkos
>they'll just get the ghost of datsyuk and no playoffs
The las Vegas tortillas
Las Vegas vegettas
Las Vegas vultures
Las Vegas voodoo
Las Vegas vrooom Vrooms
>>68825140
lucic couldn't hang playing that brand of hockey
Las Vegas Addicts
Las Vegas House
The House always wins.
Las Vegas Snakeyes. Just sounds cool but I doubt it will be anything gambling related.
I thought it was the shorks year?
>Karlsson was the best
>Burns was better
>Letang was better
Yet that fucking faggot kongs is getting a pity Norris because he's too shit to have an outstanding season enought to warrant a Norris so the voters are going to rig it so he can win it and complete his collection of medals because "he's due".
Why are american sports writer so communist?
>>68825425
its like you didn't make this post last thread
>>68825425
burns is a winger. letang is a center. karlsson is a center.
It should be the Las Vegas Aces and that's the end of the discussion
The Las Vegas Sinners
The Las Vegas Odoms
The Smelly Dumb Las Vegas Scums
>>68825425
Keep pushing this narrative maybe someone will believe you.
>>68825425
>all of them
>4th Forwards
>Norris
yeah no thanks
>>68824009
>>68825491
What part of Alberta are you from?
>>68825425
Letang isn't even close to Doughty, not even close, Burns is good offensively but he's also a faggot cheapshotter so fuck him and his reddit beard
is there any team out there that is going to totally sperg out like boston did and trade a big name this offseason?
>>68821627
>tfw team is such trash that they probably won't lose anybody.
>>68825547
>being from Alberta
Rather be dead desu
"We weren't responsible for the team leaving 20 years ago."
>>68825604
can't you faggots fuck off to a smelly french place or something
>>68825595
You're obviously retarded, so chances are you're Albertan
>>68825569
Rags are fixin to do something stupid
LAS VEGAS JOKERS
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Also r8 my logo for the team.
OC donut steel
>>68825571
At least we have Larsson and Schnider.
>>68825569
Sweeny will 100% find a way to both entertain AND fuck up greatly
Thx for Seguin famalam, i hope the bag of pucks was fun :^)
>>68825569
Boston
>>68825668
did u make this shit in mspaint? fuckin garbage
>>68825644
Youre busy shit posting about how the norris is rigged. Defenseman who don't make the playoffs don't win it. Fucking get over it.
>>68825671
Obvious protects though, I meant outside of them
>>68825713
ahahaha
>>68825715
It's an individual trophy and Karlsson was the best
If a ppg defenceman gets robbed, north american hockey is hypocritical and a communist joke
>>68825668
Will jokerit ever come back to liiga?
>>68825727
Zacha is looking good. Hopefully Santini will be Stevens 2.0
I kind of hope they take that goof Blandisi. Lou would've gotten rid of him for being such an insufferable faggot.
>>68825689
I for one will love to see a Sweeney-Benning fuckup-off. A competition of who can fuck up more and harder than the other.
Where is LUCIC going to go bros?
>>68825713
fite irl me nigga
>>68825758
Probably after they fail financially.
Which is a bit sääd as I used to be a fan.
Now I'm just content only watching the playoffs games instead of following them throughout the season.
>>68825755
>defenceman
you keep using that word lars, it doesn't apply to karlsson
>>68825798
I like Jokerit too.
>>68825791
vancouver because benning and ownership are retarded
>>68825755
>muh points
Here we go again...
>>68825776
Yeah but luckily they don't need to waste protections on the rookies.
But I don't think anybody wants that diving fuck Blandisi, maybe the ruins.
>>68825824
Y though?
Is anyone even going to watch the awards show?
>>68825893
I went to Helsinki once and saw a game. I admit European hockey is very different to the NHL, it seems so much more relaxing. It almost reminds me of bandy.
>>68825856
Is it possible to leave Zajac unprotected? I like him and he's a longtime Devil but his contract is shite.
pls dont cry kippers hell be okay
i'm excited for sweeney day.
>>68825969
I think so, he was definitely a Parise and Kovalchuk baby. When they left I had higher hopes for Zajac than what he turned out to be.
But I think he's good enough to get something in return rather than losing him to expansion, but yeah...the contract.
Is Barkov the most handsome man in the league?
>>68825983
I'm not.
The Wild Ride never ends.
Although the madman did pick up Ferraro (which was gr8)
>>68825657
Are they ever not?
Remember when Boston drafted 3 busts in a row?
>>68826128
>tfw the rags will never pick in the first round again
>>68826101
'no'
go bruins. #bostonstrong
>been out of the hockey loop for a bit
>see Vegas got the team
>my fucking face when I read the rules for their team building
Jets are gonna get FUCKED. Way to make sure everyone in the league hates the fuck out of Vegas before they even hit the ice
>>68826101
Dude can't even grow a proper beard
>>68826175
even an ugly mongol is more attractive than bergeron. pretty sad desu
I am officially a Vegas fan now.
>>68826156
take it back!
you'll see. you'll all see.
>>68826254
who's your favourite player?
>>68826128
>mfw the rags mortaged their future for nothing
>mfw the rags have to protect girardi and staa
>>68826227
apologise to me and then edit what you said out of your post.
>>68826175
>doesn't post Bergeron, Eriksson, Ferraro or even Krejci
The are more attractive than Marchand desu
Lets speculate /hoc/:
How long until Las Vegas becomes a meme team?
>>68826308
I don't think it's possible for a team in Vegas to not be immediately meme
>>68826308
It's already happened
>>68826156
The broons fans' joy of getting some falling talent was slowly replaced by realization than le absolute madman would draft not one, not two, but three literally whos. It was a beautiful moment to witness.
The Las Vegas Dance Off You And Me's
>>68826156
Remember when we did it 3 years running.
>Zach "Bust is my middle name" Hamill
>Joe Colborne
although not a trememdous bust he was drafted 16th overall so he should be better than what he is.
>Jordan Caron
2007-2009 was dark times for 1st round picks.
>Chris Johnston @reporterchris
>Las Vegas has to reach the salary cap floor for 2017-18. They'll have to take at least $48.3M in salary during the expansion draft.
Dick Rash come on down
>>68826308
>Expansion
>Angry Québécois
>probably getting a shite name
Already a meme
>meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme
Am i fitting in yet /hoc/? Cucks.
>>68826272
THey are going to trade one of them in the next few days. Rick Nash, Stepan and Kreider too.
>>68826308
-2 years
The Las Vegas Deadpools
>>68826380
Why are you acting like an autistic sack of shit.
>>68825787
That would be the most hilarious thing after >1993
What does the """winner""" get?
>>68825798
Same will happen with zagreb probably, they should just rejoin EBEL again
>>68826380
Do you know where you are friend?
>>68826168
>tfw they will let Miller go and over pay Krieder and Hayes
>tfw Mac will waste the prime of his career dragging Girardis corpse up and down the ice
>>68826403
>meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme >meme
Just trying to fit in with the new reddit /hoc/
>>68826380
I'm trying to figure out what you're mad at here, can anyone clarify?
>>68826384
Who would take Rick Nash?
>>68826355
it's more enjoyable to laugh at it than to impotently wallow in how defeatist and absurd management is, or worse, deny it.
Is it true that Bombston can't protect both Subban and Rask?
>>68826420
A golden toilet trophy.
>>68826481
he seems to be mad, perhaps at memes
>>68826355
>>68826497
Both made me kek
>>68826496
we can't.
But we have McIntyre whose a pretty good goaler.
But seriously who would take Subban.
He's most likely going to be a career backup or fringe starter if he doesn't get more consistent.
>>68826521
>being mad at memes
>>68826496
yeah, they'll likely look to trade subban, although he has virtually 0 substantial value. most likely scenario is, he starts the year as backup and they try to showcase him a bit. he was inconsistent with providence, but was playing well for a few weeks before he had a throat/neck injury from a shot. he's highly athletic and moves well, controls rebounds well, and can play the puck smoothly too, but his ability to track it just isn't there; he loses sight far too often and doesn't read the play at a high enough rate of speed at this point, so he'll try to drop down and play for the positional stop, which he doesn't have the frame for.
wow hey guys look at this new meme I found pretty dank and definitely /hoc/ related HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA UPVOTE PLEASE!!!!!!!
>>68826703
Simmer down autist
>>68826703
Dude you clearly need therapy. You're getting mad at a Taiwanese finger-painting forum.
>>68826703
wow nice australia related meme
>>68819896
Portland honestly makes more sense than Seattle. NHL-ready arena and further from Vancouver.
I really don't get why they had to to tis whole new division and expansion thing, the old system with 3 division in each conference was perfect
>>68826949
shut the fuck up boris no one cares
Dubs decide which team the Las Vegas franchise will get its first win against
>>68826986
>boris
american education lads
>>68827006
Kings
>>68826602
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>68826986
>this mad americaytlyn again
You have really autistic hatred for Slavs and Finns lmao
Remember anons, life's too short to be mad at memes
>>68826703
Saved
>>68827006
oilers
>>68827006
Cantpucks
>>68827006
>rags
>>68827006
Pittsburgh
>>68827006
Penguins
>>68827006
shitcago
>>68827006
>Kongs
>Armenia
>>68827006
They will never win a game until they are re located to New Orleans
>>68827006
jest, just to remind them
>>68827006
Red wings
>>68827006
mexican national team
>>68827006
Oilers and it's their only 5 victories that year.
>>68827222
winner
>>68827222
the kings?
>>68827197
Rerolling for meme magic
>>68827222
>>68827244
kongs confirmed
>>68827222
Kongs confirmed for getting BTFO 10-2 by the las vegas gamblers
Mfw
NHL awards starting now
>>68827385
could not care less to be quite honest
Last call, guys.
Pavelski or Tarasenko?
>>68827417
tarasenko and its not even CLOSE
>post yfw The Las Vegas clipart pigs win the cup
>>68827385
Got stream?
>>68827385
The what
>rags
>where will hockey go next?
>maybe Edmonton
kek
>>68827244
>>68827222
PRAISE KEK
Will Arnett is killing it desu
Why would anyone agree to host this, it's always terrible
>>68827443
>expansion team joins the league, plays in the Pacific
>still BTFO the Oilers
>mfw
How soon before Thomas Vanek demands to go to the Vegas team because he's addicted to gambling and probably hookers too
>mcbust
BUT HE'S LIKE 30 YEARS OLD
>Artemi Panarin won the calder
Calder is a joke isn't it.
89 year old rookie veteran wins it
LMAO KID SNUBBED THE FILTHY RUSKIE
Any of your turds got a stream?
>>68827643
>mcbust
>leafs asspained
must be nice to rest for half the season and showboat on a team that isn't doing shit
>get to choose overall above average players to fill roster
>then pick 3rd overall each round
This team is gonna make a deep playoff run itellyuhwhut
>Listing off Sid's accomplishments
Whoop de doo. Call back when you get a third Cup Stid the Kid
is this the first calder awarded posthumously?
>>68827716
Choosing from pools of 5/12 and 3/6 is below average
stream link anybody?
are they seriously going to give Crosby the Hart because muh Stanley Cup? His regular season wasn't great.
>>68816923
That's the main thing, he chose Leafs instead of Leaves. If it was Leaves by Snoop he would get away with it, but the word Leafs makes you think of the hockey team.
>>68827716
>>68827757
They'll have better than average goaltending and defence, forwards will suck though
>>68827716
yeah they'll make a playoff run alright... they'll run far away from the playoffs lmao
McGaykid btfo Auston is better
>>68827704
>he thinks im a oilels or a laffs fan
kek My team is one of the 4 teams to win the cup since 2010
>>68827803
>bandwagons shit
>likes McBust
makes sense
lets try some actual hockey discussion next thread
>>68827771
they gotta build the brand and the legacy so they don't have to admit that there aren't traditionally 'great' players anymore
>>68827834
hopefully somebody can post a stream too desu
Reminder that it's happening
>>68827771
the voting happens before the playoffs start
BARKOV FOR LADY BYNG!!!
>>68827783
They'll get three backups, or a 1B if they're lucky. I agree though that the defense wouldn't be horrible, they'll get plenty of top 4 Ds. Edmonton can only dream of that kind of blueline.
Bettman's rape dungeon #TONYMIA #NHLAwards
>>68827832
Im a Bruins fan m8
I don't think Artemi deserved the calder.
I think Ghostibehere should of got it.
Blues BTFO
>>68827723
That'll be next year, faggot.
make a new thread u cucks
>mfw McDavid challenges for the Art Ross next year, and Panarin puts up 50
FUCK YOU, PHWA. FUCK YOU.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JESUS
STOOOP
>>68827908
>should of
Opinion discarded
>top ""rookie""
>is 24 and has had 6 years of professional play
What a meme league.
>>68827927
>puts up 50
lol havin' a laugh. Just put up over 70 in a season he had to adapt to completely new rinks and was on the line everyone tried to shut down.
>>68828008
But he was a rookie. It's not the best prospect or best teenager award
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>>68827222
>>68827244
MEME MAGIC
>>68823627
I dig it. Where did you make this beauty?
>>68825021
>Oil have 3 decent left wingers
>Want to go for Lucia, a left winger
>Okposo is cheaper and fits where they need help.
Other then their terrible d core of course.
>>68826308
Upon revealing of the name.
>>68819155
Honestly if they could I think they should move Arizona to Milwaukee especially with Las Vegas getting a team now.
>>68825479
This
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