>anon are you going to watch the Italy-Ireland game later? Mind if we tag along with you? :)
how do you respond
>>68800061
No thanks Niamh you harpie, I am going to watch in my room while I finger my asshole
"If we see the Russians it's every (boi)pussi for himself:
>>68800061
Sure thing gals. You want some Guinness or some spaghetti?
>Watching shitty borecup 0-0 1-0 matches
>not watching the based copa for 7-0, 4-0 and maximum memes
fucking slags
too much ass
>>68800072
Pretty much this
No, I have only 1 potato left
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>>68800098
a truly international show of autism
>>68800061
where's the feminine penis
>>68800111
Dub-dub-trips confirm international autism congregation
No problem. I've got two tickets to get rid of as it is. I spent most of the morning wandering round the town centre trying to get rid of them, no cunt wants one.
>>68800061
What is even the point of taking photos like this?
>>68800136
Illusory wonderful lifestyle we will never attain
>>68800136
Look we do stuff together and are social. On our way to something! We are doing stuff! Also look at m hair and upper body please! Did I do good?
>>68800061
>anon are you going to watch the Italy-Ireland game later?
No, sorry. I don't really care about football. I'll just read the banter on 4c-ahem, on reddit
only if you both suck my cock half time
otherwise im watching sweden fail
>>68800164
gtfo my country
>>68800136
>women
>>68800061
I'd go with the Messi look and act like I'm deaf.
>>68800244
>"omg he's deaf"
>"AWWWWWWW"
>brush your head and caress you with their potato-carb infused boobs
>>68800061
which countrys flag was the original and who copied the flag
sure thing, I'm gonna shitpost on /sp/ while the game is running in the background
there will be snacks and your job will be the shaft+balls but please brush your teeth first
>>68800061
Hi my name is Brad, don't be afraid I'm not like those stereotypical kind of guys. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen.
I don't like irish football, only literature
>>68800061
"italy? PIZZA GUON GIRONO MIA SPAGHETTI MAMMA MIA MARIO"
Sorry, but I don't hang out with 3D piggus
>>68800332
Kurwa wilno :3
>"Shhhh anon!, I'll get us backstage passes by posing as Zanetti's sister!"
Post her sister
Make Niamh Great Again
sure, that'd be cool! then maybe we could go back to my hotel later and have some sex.
Instead of soccer why dont I introduce you ladies to a real Big Strong American sport?
Sorry ladies, I don't think that semen slurping sport is for me
>>68800061
I would love to but my wife and her son have been looking forward to this game for months, sorry ladies.
>>68800061
No, I wont, Italy already qualified and Ireland is a meme team.
>>68800061
y-you too.
>>68800061
Sure, let's go to my place. I microwave a pretty mean grilled cheese.
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Why the fuck am I on a bus? Can you take me to a doctor instead?
>>68800096
Yeah truly the cops is much more entertaining
the banter has been top class
>>68800061
Sure, we'll get some drinks aswell
>>68800136
Women sustain life solely on attention
>>68800061
I'd accompany them to the match. Whereby I would tell her she is really pretty then slowly work my way into seeing if she has a brother, a bit later on when we're all alone I will threaten to kill her if she doesn't give me the number of her brother so I can have some sweet gay sex with a most likely good looking bloke
>>68800061
>you will never be a hot chick
feels bad
oh hey its the only two decent looking women in Ireland
>>68800061
Sorry ladies but this match is pointless, we are already set to play with Spain anyway and we will lose.
I don't really have any believable excuse to watch the game with you girls, who are well above my league anyway.
I will just indulge in self pity all alone silently crying, bye.
>>68800061
>The more the merrier
>>68800061
Bitches leave!
>>68800061
Im an American, so they would just offer to have sex with me right then and there.
>>68800061
No you dumb sluts I'm watching the Sweden - Belgium game.
>>68800061
You tryna get the pipe?
Im heading to a fanzone right now
Are irish girls into bbc?
