>Does nothing at the international level
>Does nothing in the CL
>Does nothing at Barcelona
Who rates him?
paki united fans
people who pay more attention to marketing ploys than football games
>>68793562
>do nothing at Barcelona
Wot
>>68793562
Nobody knows
He plays for PSG, though
>>68793562
He's god tier as a league player but he sucks in cup competitions
sw*des
>>68793670
can't remember anything he did besides 2 goals vs Arsenal
"banter" "lads"
>Inter get rid of him
>Wins CL
>Barca get rid of him
>Wins CL
>>68793806
Kek
He had a really good backwards half volley from a mile out once I think, so he will always be rated in my mind justly or un.
>>68794009
>Zlatan is Crouch tier
I am ok with this
>not me
>>68793723
Blooter winner against Madrid escape your memory?
>>68793806
so 2017 will finally happen to PSG?
>>68794316
Michael Owen scored in a Clasico too
Lin-Manuel Miranda is a pretty cool guy
>>68793562
The same kind of people who rate TSUUUU
Pic related
>>68793562
Currently he's not in shape.
He's been a good player though, lots of decisive goals in difficult situations.
>>68794033
Crouchy had some bloots for sure, but this is the one I was thinking of:
https://youtu.be/yzvQCbdAIZQ
Zlatan and Berbarov were my favorite horse-sized strikers of the last 15 years I think.
>Winning more or less back to back league titles for more than a decade
He's so shit, amirite?
>>68793562
He's scored the most goals for Sweden.
Football is also a team sport, mind you.
>>68795123
Why don't you cucks rate Larsson over him instead
Always performed internationally, what a performance in 2004
>le 28 titles man
>le top 3 all time goal scorer at Euros, with fucking Sweden
>le top 10 all time CL goal scorer
>le top 3 all time CL assist maker
>le multiple individual awards man
>le all time goalscorer for Sweden
Fucking shit, amirite?
>>68795235
>Tries to defend Ibra
>Brings up CL
bait
>>68795235
>>68795268
also
>Zlatan Ibrahimovic has scored seven goals in 36 Champions League knockout games
kek
>>68794405
Fucking kek
Looked thru this guy twitter and it's cringy
>>68795235
more like
>le do nothing in important games and mask this by playing on bully teams for his entire career man
>>68797229
Based Poland
>>68793562
>Does nothing at the international level
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1466591410718.png
>>68794405
Is this supposed to be a parody account?
>>68793562
Reminder that this cunt woke up Mutu in the middle of the night because he needed to be reassured that hes better than CR7.
>>68797434
No, he genuinely seems to be mentally disturbed.
Don't know what you retards expect of him and Ronaldo. They are goalscorers, not playmakers. They need to have at least one decen teammate to score goals.
To say Ibra is shit is just so fucking stupid, since the Messi-Ronaldo duopoly started, Ibra has been the only player do be consistenty the somewhere around the third best. All other players who were at some point third just fell off. Look at Falcao, Torres, Ribery. Ibra is the only forward that somewhat kept up.
>>68797949
>needs teammates
See
>>68794980
he's a meme
>>68795235
he truly is a stat padding all time great
